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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You might be dating or relationshiping wrong. Excuse it's the
Jewel Show. I say that because Relationship Experts just released
the new dating and relationship rules for twenty twenty five.
Oh there are rules, yeah, I guess so. And it
includes something called the creepiness rule. So three minutes will
tell you just how creepy you're allowed to be in
(00:20):
the dating world without it being way too creeptastic. Okay, cool,
tell you the new dating and relationship rules for twenty
twenty five coming up right after this. It's the Jewbil Show. Hey,
there are you a library book? Because I'd like to
check you out and then throw them through the pages
(00:41):
and take you right back to where I got you.
It's the Jewel Show. Yeah, I'd like to also see
all the other people that have written you. Anyway, let's
go back to my place for some venu and some spaghetti.
Do you like that the dating world can be a
(01:03):
ridiculous place even if you're in a relationship. And now,
Relationship Experts have released a list of dating and relationship
rules for twenty twenty five that you need to know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I actually like the fact that we're calling them rules
because maybe people will follow directions this time instead of like, oh,
here's a trend to watch out for. Here's a word,
watch out for that landmine.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let's have some rules to play by. Yeah, I love it.
One of them is called the creepiness rule. We'll go
over that in a second, because that one sounds interesting.
Just how creepy can you be in the dating world,
I'll tell you in a second, not at all. I'm
not very I'm sure there's a reason you could be.
The first rule of dating that they say is the
new rule for twenty twenty five that you need to
pay attention to is the rule of fiscal attraction, seeking
(01:43):
a match who is financially secure and attractive while setting well,
while settling on the rest, or while not settling I
guess on the rest in this economy.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yep, wait, a fiscal attraction has been around for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That is not a new rule.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's like I said, with money, So like, you just
find someone who is pretty on the eyes and makes
a lot of money and then you're good.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah. They say sixty six percent of singles are simply
seeking someone who is easy on the eyes and money savvy.
Money savvy is a hot trait. Yeah, well, I think
the other thing here is that like.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Guys have been had had to be fiscally fiscally just
had to fit fisically fit for a long long time.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But I think the ladies now are fiscally fit and.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
They don't want anyone touching their bank account because they
now understand how it works, right, and they're like.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, you've got to have money, because you're not touching
my money. That's not gonna work. Yeah. I've never cared
that your fiscal fitness. Yeah, I've never cared about money
when it comes to relationships, although I probably should have. Yeah,
you know, you probably should, but yeah, I've never really
cared about it, you know. But I've been taking advantage
of a lot, So that proves that maybe and maybe
(02:54):
I should use the rule of fiscal attraction. I just
want someone who can make their own money. I don't
care how much it is, yeah, exactly. Yeah, to me,
it's not an amount thing.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, it's not like how much you make, because if
that gets into a whole weird world, it's like, hey,
can you support yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Great? Yeah I could sport me too. Together, we could
support all kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right, Yeah, But that's what the fitness rule is you're
actually able to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's not saying you're loaded.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's a different rule that's called sugar daddy, daddyep make money,
I spend it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We're going over the rules for relationships and dating in
twenty twenty five. We'll get to the creepiness rule in
just a second, but the rules for people in a relationship.
The sixty eighty rule is there saying something you should
pay attention to as you go into the new year.
You should aim to contribute sixty percent effort to any
shared responsibility. In a marriage, your goal should be to
(03:46):
put fourth sixty percent while your spouse, while your spouse
puts fourth forty percent, and then do you take turns, So.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
If you're both trying to go for sixty, you got
one hundred. And I do, like I kind of heard
of this before.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's like if one person's not all in it that day,
like it's not feeling great, Like can only give forty percent?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Or can I only give twenty percent?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And you make it like pay Yeah, well yeah, that's
actually a big thing in psychology right now. They're saying
when you walk through the door and you get home,
you like, hey, I only got ten percent to give.
The other person's like all right, I'll take the ninety
for the night, right, you know, or whatever it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is, and then you trade off. Yeah, it depends on
the day. Yes, Yeah. I've been in a lot of
relationships where it's like, hey, I have zero percent, so
you maybe can put in one hundred percent effort all
the time. Every day is like this, I own you. Okay,
Well that's doesn't work out very well. But everybody has
(04:43):
good and bad days.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
If you're in a relationship with someone, you're a partner,
so you should be able to pick up the slack
and go I got you. It's fine. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I like that. We do that in here too, if
you think about it. So that also could work out
in different like working relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, I only have today. You do the right
of it. There's the eighty twenty rule, which is a
new rule in dating you need to pay attention to
in twenty twenty five, according to relationship experts, except being
eighty percent satisfied in your relationship, the other twenty percent
of your overall satisfaction should come from yourself. Your lifestyle,
your hobbies, and your career can all play a party.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
What.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't like that at all. I love that. What
do you mean you probably could be more than twenty percent?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You don't like that, Victoria, No, you're only going to
be eighty percent, like satisfying your relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I feel like my hobbies can only take up twenty
My hobbies are going to take up like closer to
sixty or seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Homie, you're already like you're You're lucky. If I'm thirty
percent satisfied with you, he has to satisfy eighty percent.
I got more like self work to do it. I
feel that's fair. I thought you were going in a.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Different Directoria, nobody can be one hundred percent of everything.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But it is true. I think people sometimes expect that
a relationship be a one hundred percent of your satisfaction. Right,
everything is your relationship when you you know not everybody
can be everything to you? Yes, right, So you should
have some friends that feed certain needs, some people that
feed other needs, and your relationship should be eighty percent satisfactory.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You just learned it would be very easy to date Victoria,
And she's like, just don't look at me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I got stuff to do. Man, see you can get
to her. Yeah, that you can see what dating her
is like. Show just go on a wald longs to do,
go on a walk. You can hire somebody from Rover
to take your friend on a walk, and then you
wonder why I didn't come on. That's a good app idea,
it is. And then there's the creepiness rule, the rules
(06:39):
about how old and young you can date. The creepiness
rule states that the youngest you should date is half
your age plus seven. What so half your age plus seven?
So Victoria, you're twenty four, right, yes, so it's like,
is that nineteen o nineteen? So you can get a
nineteen year old without being.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Creepy, homie, that's one year above like the just barely legal?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Like, I don't think that's what's nate, Oh that's not
a cigarettes so a teenager?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That was the creepiness rule. Just make sure they're legal
eighteen and enough.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
On your market half your age plus seven. I would
not date to one under twenty one? Yeah, no, why
I don't think you should either.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I don't think people twenty one sho date people under tlin.
I don't think people nineteen should eight people under twenty one.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The whole new world. When you hit twenty.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
One, your whole life changes as soon as the alcohol
comes in.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I would love Victoria to date a nineteen year old.
It would be funny over fun because they could never
go to work events because they usually at a place
into alcohol. You're missing, Ow, this is the person? Yeah,
it is. Actually you can't take them anywhere. Sorry, you
can't come with me because twenty one over that'd be
so sad. Twenty one body.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Then we go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Victoria is going to be forty dating only nineteen year old.
He didn't learn it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this is Trevor.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Uh Hi Trevor. Okay, can I help you with something?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Yes, my name is Trevor, and I'm one of the
people saying in your airbnb and so like I know
that normally, you know, you had your number in case
of emergency. So I just want to call because like
I want a question.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Okay, Trevor, what's the emergency? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (08:44):
Well, I don't know if it's emergency so much, but
like I was confused at how to use something.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Okay, what are you trying to use.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
We were trying to play frisbee golf in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Have you ever played frisbee golf before?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Okay, so it's really fun. It's where you like throw
frisbee and stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Okay, And why would you need to call me about
frisbee golf, Trevor.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Well, because, like, uh, the frisbees that you have here,
they keep cracking. So I like I'm wondering if like
it's you know, operator error, if like I'm throwing the frisbee.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wrong or something.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
I'm sorry, Trevor. The frisbees that I have.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
There, Yes, they keep cracking, Like every time I throw on,
I throw frisbee and then it just like if they
don't catch it, and sometimes when they do catch it,
it's cracked. So like, do you have any advice for
how to throw them right? Because like it's really confusing me.
I'm like, there's only like two left.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
What frisbees do you think that I would leave a
group of strangers in my house?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, they're the.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Cool like thin ones. They're black, you know, they're like
in those little sleeves. They're really cool. Like, I also
want to know where you got those frisbees from, because,
like I want to get some and like all replace
the ones that were cracked.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
When you say black frisbee, yeah, once they're in a sleeve, Trevor.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Yeah, you know, they're all protected and like cool like sleeves,
like some very colorful, like some of them have like
some really cool like old pictures of like the beetles
and stuff like that, Like those are really funky frisbees.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
So I want you to think about this real carefully, Trevor,
because the next word is out of your mouth. Need
a lot to your safety when you say the black
frisbees in a case.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
That has the beetles on them?
Speaker 10 (10:48):
Oh, do you mean myam records?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Trevor?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Oh the ones we listed not?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
So there there records like you mean like the old
like old school records where people can listen to music.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Like records like listen as in the thing not to touch?
Are you telling me that my whole record collection is broken?
Speaker 11 (11:19):
What you're telling me?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm not telling you that at all.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
So there's two left and like so now that I
know not to touch those, we won't be using those
as frisbees.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
I'm gonna say this is very carefully and.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I would should I gw up to pack.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Up all of your right now and get the out
of my house, because if I come down there and
there is another living soul in that building and my
records are destroyed, I am.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Going to do so many horrendous things.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
It's going to be considered a war crime.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Do you understand me?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I do, And I'll let you know how that. This
is actually double from the Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up. She's
a jokes. She said that you guys are being beat
your house for the first time, and you were nervous
about people breaking yourself, so she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, yes, it's a joke.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
You don't understand how fast my heart has raised me.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
There's a headline that's been trending that says Drake sends
cease and desist letter to Kendrick Lamar not to perform
not or to not perform not like us as the woole.
But we're here and we're all about the truth. So no,
that is not true. Drake's people have said that that's
not accurate. No point has he thought about sending a
cease and desist or any of the above. That came
out in some interview you that some random rapper was
(13:01):
doing and like kind of joked about it, and then
ever since then it's kind of gone viral. But if
you think about it, it's in Drake's best interest for
him to do that song the Supero.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, it is the only thing public publicity out of it. Yeah,
it's the only thing that keeps people talking about Drake.
Yeah for now. Yeah, I mean the guy's and he's done.
I don't think that's I don't think that's true to
go in the rapper cemetery, buddy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't think that's true at all. I think this
is gonna happen and then people are gonna be like,
where is Drake. He's been so quiet, and he's gonna
pop back. He's gonna have some kind of fire and
everybody's gonna be on the Drake train again.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I mean, man started from the middle, you're still there.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Be really funny he walked in right now. I would
love to see what Brad would do I would tell.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I would say, hey, Drake, you were a rich kid
and you got lucky and you're a creep.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, okay, well that I just want to be there
for the Hey Drake, Hello, mister Drake, sir, sit down
for a second. I'll walk out after that. I don't
believe it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And other news Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, you're doing fine, okay.
I don't know why everybody jumps to this conclusion. She's
not at two games and all of a sudden there's
problems in paradise.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I guess, Wow, can she not have her own things
to do? Well, we only have like twenty six days
left on the contract. When didn't they say that there
was a day there October? It was in October? Yeah,
I thought it was October. That's wild to have a
contract for that. I don't believe it. I think these
two are going to get married.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm
pretty sure either way. The reason though, there are reasons,
and that she's preparing for the next leg of her
Heirs tour, and also because if they're not playing at
Arrowhead Stadium, which is the Chief's home stadium, then there's
security concerns. So at the home stadium, they have all
kinds of security set up for Taylors.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But that's there someone that big.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It's like you have to have that security concern because
people will just like run up towards.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
She have her own security, though she does.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, having extra security like probably nice around it.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Just wild to think about, though, that's a stadium that's
there for football and they had to rearrange all of
their security because one of the girlfriends was Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That just add.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
They definitely had to rearrange. Say it was a bad thing.
I just said that, isn't that a wild thing to
think about?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Well, especially when you think about like the owner of
the stadium or the owner of the football team, when
there shouldn't there be just as much security.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
For that millionaire.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
A millionaire I couldn't point him out in a lineup.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I mean, I know Jeff Bezos carries this kind of
security as well. He sends an entire advanced team before
he visits the city. He sends a whole team to
go scope the city before he lands.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Because he can afford it. You know who else can
afford it? Mark Zuckerberg because he just joined the two
hundred billion dollars day. Two hundred billion dollars. There are
only three other people in that club. Boo Jeff Bezos
is one of them, Elon Musk is the other, and
then Bernard Arnault, the CEO of luxury brand LVMH.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah. Wow, two hundred and one billion dollars owning Hennessy.
I'll get you some money. That's yeah, it's all. It's
like ninety five different brands.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
You talked about this.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, it's pretty amazing anyway, So he's the fourth richest
person in the world. Wow, And that's what's trending.
Speaker 13 (16:17):
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Speaker 1 (16:24):
Randy is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Rose.
And I really hope that they go out again because
Randy and Rose a double r double Randy. Before we
find out about your date and why you think you're
getting ghosted, how long has it been since you talked
to Rose.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
It's been it's been about a month.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
WHOA.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Yeah, I just was like, you know, a week or
two is understandable. But after about a month. It's like, Okay,
I think I did something really wrong here some things.
I just you know, I really want to find out
what what happened.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sure, so we know you're getting ghosted. We just need
to know why.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
But if it's in a whole month, why do you
want to still get a hold of her?
Speaker 12 (17:10):
There's just something about her.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
You know.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I'm a podcaster and I and I had the reviews
on movies and stuff, and she commented on one of
my stories on the podcast, and we just got to
talking and there was just such a strong connection that
I just I couldn't let oh, I can't stop thinking
about it. I need to know. It's like everything seemed
so great. Why why did disappear on me?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Like you tell us about the date? Then?
Speaker 12 (17:35):
So we got to.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Talk in and I found out that she lived close by.
I had a movie I was reviewing. It was a
horror film, you know. I asked, Hey, do you want
to do you want to go to this movie with me?
We can get drinks at the bar beforehand and everything
like that, and she was down and I was like
that's perfect, and you know, everything went off without a hitch.
(17:59):
We went to the bar, had a few drinks, and
I'm a movie buff and so finding someone that is
also passionate about movies, the conversation flows so perfectly. We
had a few drinks, really getting along. We went to
the movie early, we were ready. The movie was pretty good,
and again it was a horror film, and so she
(18:20):
did get a little scared.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And did she jump into your lap at any point
or your arms?
Speaker 12 (18:25):
Well, you know, there was one moment. There was one.
There was one really big scare moment, you know the
jump scares in movies.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah, so there was a big jump scare moment and uh,
she grabbed my hand really tight then and it just
it felt really good.
Speaker 12 (18:38):
And I was like, you know, she might not be.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Into horror films. Yeah, but I kind of like the
he's a little scared, just like holding on.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Did she keep her hand on or take it off?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
After Well, she grabbed my hand really really tight, and
it actually hurts how she grabbed it. But after that
it was kind of like deadpans. She's like, no, done,
And I was like, oh, I guess I guess I
was too much.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Was one of the best feelings for me, at least
when I've gone on dates before. To the movies and
is it's a scary movie. They jump and grab your
hand and then they leave it there on your hand.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
You're like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
So so then she asked, She's like, I need to
use the restroom, and I was like, okay, okay, go ahead,
do you think Then ten minutes go by, now twenty
minutes go by, the movie ends, I'm.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Like, Rose, where where are you? You know?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
And so it was like kind of weird, just like
everything seemed to be going so smoothly and then out
of nowhere, you just disappear on me.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Like does she just bounce?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Yeah, she just bounced, And so I like, you know,
at first I was scared. I was like, is she okay?
Did something bad happen? Where did she go? But you know, text,
you know, callback you no, no, nothing. And I thought about,
you know, because I wrote the review it was an
okay movie, but I thought about like mentioning something. But
it's like I don't want to bring anything off on
my podcast, like.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Do not bring a date to this movie?
Speaker 14 (20:05):
Right?
Speaker 15 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Not a date of movie. This is a movie for friends,
you know. So I just am at a loss and
I just I really just want to know what did
I do wrong? Because if I did something incredibly wrong,
I need to know because I don't want to miss
out on another another person if if she's done you know, I.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Mean, but are you sure you don't want to just
cut your losses? I mean, this girl bounced on you
in the middle of a movie, which should be a
red flag to you, and is not responding in a month,
which should also be a red flag to you.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Yeah, nine times out of ten, i'd be like, all right,
it's over, it's fine. But there was just something about
the way we connected over our love of movies that
I was like, I can't I can't let this go.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I just can't well, which I figured out. Man, we'll
play a song come back, and then call her and
see if she answers, and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and why she skipped out on
the movie, and then maybe get you another date if
you still want them. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, we'll
play a song come back. They follow up next. I'm
really interested in finding out what happened to Rose. Rose
(21:09):
is the girl that Randy went out with for the
first eight follow up today. We're about to call her
and ask her why she's ghosting him and see if
we can get him another date if he still wants
one after he finds out the reason. But Rose just
took off in the middle of their date. Randy, why
don't you recap the date real quick to refresh everybody's
memory before we call her.
Speaker 12 (21:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
So I met Rose via a comment on the podcast
that I work, and we hit it off.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
It's not weird.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Grab a couple of drinks before a movie that I
had a review, had a drink, great conversation, great start
to the movie. In the middle of the movie, for
some odd reason, she said she had to use the
restroom and just never came back.
Speaker 12 (21:48):
And I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It's like scary or heartbreaking or both. All right, we'll
try to figure out where you're going to call the
number right now, see if she answers, and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting. Okay, you ready, Yeah,
I'm ready? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I
(22:16):
speak to Rose. Please, Hey Rose, how are you. My
name is Jubal and I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Rose, this is the
show too. My name is Anna. Hi, I'm Victoria. How
are you hi?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
It's fine, I guess. Oh my gosh, you listen.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
To the show.
Speaker 15 (22:34):
I do? I do?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I thank you, appreciate that. Rose.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
So why are you calling me? I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We're just wondering why you ran out of a date
in the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
This is the first date follow up, and Randy emailed
us about you in case. You guys went out and
you were at a movie and then you went to
the bathroom and you were gone. You haven't talked to
him since then. Randy is wondering if you would tell
us the reason that you goes or were glad to
hear you?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Okay, a little bit scary, right, No?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Okay, so, oh my gosh, I have no idea like
what he may have shared with you.
Speaker 16 (23:11):
But yeah, I mean, I know, I know the show,
and so I okay, we're going to talk about this. Okay,
what did he say? I mean, what did he say?
Because I love the date? I mean, I absolutely loved
the date.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Why did you leave it?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
Well, like, first of all, Randy, I don't know, you know,
if he mentioned that he's a podcaster, so kind of
like you guys, like he's on the radio and has
like this really sexy voice. He was even sexier in person.
So like we would help for drinks before our date.
You know, I'm not a big drinker, but I knew
that I needed to kind.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Of like loosen up.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
And everything was perfect. I mean, everything was perfect, and
I was feeling like loose. I was feeling, you.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Know, just comfortable. Not a huge Hora fan.
Speaker 16 (24:01):
I mean I haven't watched like horror movies since like
high school, but like whatever, it's not that big of
a deal. I don't feel like they're that you know,
there's not that much artistic stuff that goes into it,
you know, so I'm not into like dumb slash reflects
or anything like that. But this movie was okay, but
I do get scared easily. I mean I felt comfortable
holding his hand. Randy was so like good to me
(24:22):
and gentle, and it felt so like perfect. There was
like no judgment or anything. But there was this point
in the movie that I got scared. And I don't
know if any other women out there, I mean, my
doctor said, Okay, I peed myself I got it.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Been there, girl, It's okay, laughing too hard?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Did I peed my pants? Oh my god? And I
didn't know what to do.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
And I thought about it a second because you know,
like it was dark.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
And it just happened. It didn't mean to happen, and so.
Speaker 16 (24:56):
I excused myself to the bathroom. And when I made
it to the bathroom, I was mortified because it wasn't
like I was going to be able to go under
the hand dryer. I wore this skirt and I guess
I just had too many drinks. I don't know, and
I was completely covered and I'm sitting there thinking, like
my chair is wet, my entire skirt is wet, Like
(25:18):
being is so sexy. He's going to think I'm a
crazy person.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
And I just was.
Speaker 16 (25:24):
I was too embarrassed, you know what I mean. I
just slipped out when no one was looking, thank god.
I mean, and I just I had to run to
my car. I had to go home. I had to
completely change, completely change, and.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I you know that. I mean, that's how it is,
when like a little bit comes out and you can't
stop it, and then it's like literally sometimes and then
it just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I know this is after the fact, but if it
ever happens again, just get a soda and dump it
on your side in the future, right, It might save you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
A little bit.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
And I guess I just I was.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
Not thinking that's a great idea, by the way, I
was so flustered that And I mean I got Randy's text.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
I did.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
I just did not know what to say because I
don't want to start off with like lies, you know.
And he didn't say anything about it on his movie review, so.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
And I listened for it, like I did, so that's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
At least he didn't say that you beat your pants
on his podcast.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, he wasn't like I took this crazy personal for
date and she peed.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
On me or something like, hell I wasn't the goal.
And yeah, so I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, I think you said it all basically. You also
said it to Randy because he's been on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15 (26:31):
Oh my god, Hi, hello Tirose.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
I've been trying hard not the lab like, oh my god,
I understand completely. I am just so happy that it
was not something crazy or that I did something wrong,
you know, Yeah, no, it.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
Comes in my head. Yeah, I know when Adam Stander
goes your pants, you right, And.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I was going to like doing Madison moment too, but
like I didn't know if it would be it's not funny,
it's not cool. It's so not funny.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
It's pretty fun honestly, Like now that I've had I mean,
I wish you would have said something and like, hey,
I had an emergency.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
I need to go home.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
Can we re schedule?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
But I just honestly, the biggest thing I feel right
now is relief, Like I feel really connected to you,
and it's like it's funny now, like we if you'll
have me, I would love to go on another date
and we can laugh about this, you.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Know, Rose, would you like to go on another date
with Randy? Will pay for it?
Speaker 16 (27:52):
Absolutely absolutely, I would. Just as long as this does
not become our story of how we met, like we're
going to need to come up with something else.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
We'll do another one.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So I have review that I'm doing next week and
it's a comedy, So maybe we'll just try it again
and watch a comedy.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's when it really happens. Rose, maybe brings some depends
just in case.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I will be prepared. I will be prepared.
Speaker 12 (28:20):
Cool and see me, Miles Davis.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
That was the grossest thing Jubile's first day follow up.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to ask But where did you find that some
kid back in town?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Trade the van for it?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dummer,
you go and do something like this.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
I am totally yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
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(29:25):
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six one eight eight eight three four three one o
six one. You can also dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. And now
let's get Victoria's brain all loosened up and ready to go.
Here we go, Victoria. Okay, what has keys but can't
open locks?
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (29:45):
Key?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Jane Piano? What he said? But why did the scarecrow
win an award? Because he was really cool?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Because he was outstanding in his field? What do you
call fake spaghetti speak? A squash an impasta? Ah? Alright,
you versus Victoria is coming up next, so you will show.
Speaker 13 (30:07):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's time for you versus Victoria, America's favorite trivia game.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and
let's meet today's contestant. For you versus Victoria Destiny. What's up, Destiny?
Speaker 17 (30:33):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
How are you great? Do you think you have what
it takes to meet Victoria? She's won three in a row?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Now, yeah, I think I think I got something.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, all right, Okay, We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. Here's how the game is played. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
she's she's taking her some time. The door is closing. Okay,
(31:07):
she's officially outside. Now here we go, Destiny. Your time
starts now. Who wrote the national anthem?
Speaker 14 (31:16):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Fact?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
What is the name of the largest country in the
world by area, Texas? What is the name of the
largest species of penguin, uh?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
African penguin.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
What's the smallest mammal?
Speaker 17 (31:38):
The smallest mammal? I'm gonna say you now, how.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Many islands are there in the Philippines?
Speaker 12 (31:45):
Four time is up.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We'll bring Victoria back to the studio. And while she's
coming back in Destiny, what's something you would like the
world to know.
Speaker 17 (31:52):
Today it's Tuesday. Just have a great day and always
do you a smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
All yeah, that's great advice. What do you do for work, Destiny?
Speaker 7 (32:05):
I work at the Saclone.
Speaker 17 (32:06):
Youth Center off the Delpasa Boulevard. I'm a program specialist,
so I teach kids about the eighth we Oh.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
That's cool, that's really good. Yeah, there's not enough education
about wellness.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, there is it, right, Okay, Victoria's got her headphones on.
You ready, I think?
Speaker 15 (32:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
All right? Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and I
have to be Destiny. Our one. Can't be me out
right to one? No, no, you don't have to already
got one wrong. You can tell Victoria when to go
in this one?
Speaker 15 (32:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
All right?
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Ready?
Speaker 15 (32:45):
Go?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Who wrote the national anthem, Christopher Columbus. What is the
name of the largest country in the world by area Asia?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
What is the name of the largest species of penguin?
The largest species of penguin? Uh? The penguin?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I don't know, penguin one?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
What's the smallest mammal?
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Rah?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Time is up? Wait and Victoria get her fourth win
in a row. You are out of time, sukka, I
don't all right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer
brad Well.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Destiny did not get any correct neither did Victoria.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And that means Destiny, congratulations, you did it. You won.
You got one hundred dollars gift card. And let's get
the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem, Francis Scott Key.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
He used aye to do it too.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Russia is the largest country in the world by area.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
The Emperor penguin is the largest species of penguin. The
bumblebee bat is the smallest mammal. And there are seven thousand,
six and forty one islands in the Philippine.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
You didn't ask me that one.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
You didn't get there, bro, And I was gonna say bumblebee,
but you will cut me off the bumblebee bat.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
You're gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, head, okay, I think
bumblebee's bat.
Speaker 17 (34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
For all the trolls, we are going to text into
four one oh six one and say Russia is not
the biggest by land.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Here it's Antarctica.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I want you to double check before you text that
in if Antarctica is a country or not.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
We got got days Victoria, that one every single day
this time. Remember if you want to play Victoria, you
can DMS at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com. It's a Jubile show.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Only on the Jubile Show. Julia is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. She's been with her
boyfriend George for a year, but now she thinks that
he might be messing around, so we'll see if we
can help her out. Julia, Sorry, you have to come
on the show this way, but what's up? Why do
you think George is cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (35:01):
So?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yeah, So George and I we don't live together, but
basically like we might as well be. We both work
a lot. Uh so you know, we try to spend
as much time together as you can. But a while ago,
I signed Georgia at my gym that I go to,
so like, basically after work we can like both go
(35:24):
work out together and spend some time together that way
and decompressed together. Yeah, I figured that was like a
way to kind of like be productive and still spend
time together. And then uh, he actually got me an
Apple Watch and I said we should do like a
fitness challenge on it, and I was like, okay, never
had one before, it's pretty cool. But then so basically
(35:46):
it was like we were both doing really good.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You know.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I was like using the app. We were like using
the you know, all the info on there, like taking
it super seriously.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
You know.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
It's fun to like you know, just basically like check
your progress. But yeah, it start point, he was like
way more ahead of me. Like there was like suddenly
just like a giant spike in activity and its like
on the thing it gives you the info. I said
it was around two am. So I was like, okay,
like even if she fell asleep with it, like he'd
never like amassed that much. Like he's just like this
(36:17):
doesn't make any sense. It was just like this giant spike.
So I was like, you know, I thought maybe if
she had it on like while he was like by
himself or something, you know.
Speaker 15 (36:27):
But then I was like still like.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
You know, but like the like the spike was huge,
and so I was like, well, that still doesn't really
make any sense. It was like it was like a
he was running a marathon for like twenty minutes, so
he's constantly working. Like I mentioned before, like, there's no
way he would be up that late because he had
(36:51):
to get up early in the morning and so he
should be sleeping. And he doesn't really work out late
at night because he said he keeps him up. So
I asked him about a couple days later, and he
said he was stressed that day and couldn't sleep, so
he went for a quick run at the gym. I
don't know, maybe he went to the gym in the
middle of the night. It seems a little weird, okay,
but he worked out with me earlier that day, so
(37:13):
I feel like that was just kind of weird because
he had already worked out. So maybe you can go
twice at in a day like people do that.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I just is there anybody that he could have got
his steps in with? I guess whatever we're calling it,
I mean, I see where you're going with that, Like
that is kind of alarming.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's way and you're like, okay, bro, twenty minutes is
kind of.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
A sweet spot, you know, So is there anybody it
could be, or is there anything else that he's been
doing that's kind of weird.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
No, I feel like he's like when I first met him,
he was like super you know, kind of nerdy, and
he was a little like, you know, kind of softer
and not in shape, not super confident, and he didn't
have a lot of friends. So I don't think there's
anyone that he could be like meeting. Is not like
the most like social guy in the world. Okay, he's
(38:03):
kind of a geek, like you know, So.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Do you have an Apple watch table? I do.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Do you know that if you were to be by
yourself at that time, would it make it look like you.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Were running a marathon? No, I don't think so. Your
heart rate would go up, heart rate might go up
a little bit. Yeah, I think even if it was
on that hand, I don't think. No, I don't think so. Okay, yeah,
and it definitely wouldn't never put it out, but I
will this afternoon, okay, get back to us. And also
probably wouldn't be twenty minutes. Was he real? But yeah,
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
(38:35):
That is weird.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Yeah, so, uh, we're like at the gym all the time.
So instead of like maybe I don't know, like flowers
or something, you could try to offer like a free
kickboxing class or whatever and then ask them to do
like a plus one and then see like who we
give that to.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay, yeah, we can come up with something to see
if he'll tell us if he invites you or somebody else.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Yeah, it just seems like more realistic.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Okay, we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the gym and offer
him some sort of package that involves someone else. Will
figure it out here in a second, and then we'll
see if he invites you or somebody else. Okay, okay, okay,
we'll plaus on, come back, get your to Catch theater next.
Right in the middle of today's To Catch a Cheater,
(39:21):
if you're just joining us, Julia is on the phone.
She's been with her boyfriend George for a year, but
now she suspects that he might be cheating. So in
a second, we're going to call him and pretend to
be from the gym that they both go to and
say that we're offering a new kickboxing class for couples
and we'd like him to come, and if we could
also have the name of the person he wants to bring.
We'll see if he believes that and tells us either
Julia's name or somebody else so we can find out.
(39:44):
All right, Julia, are you ready to give him a call?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, real quick. Why don't you catch everybody up in
your situation?
Speaker 15 (39:50):
So?
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Yeah, have been dating my boyfriend for about a year.
We go to the gym all the time together. When
I would first dating him, he was not in shape.
Now he is. I really got him in shape and
was a good influence on him. But then, uh, and
then he bought me an Apple watch. We've both been
like tracking our progress and I noticed one night at
(40:13):
two am on some high activity that didn't make any sense.
He said, he was at the gym. But who goes
to the gym at two am?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Right? Yeah, all right? Are you ready for us to
call in?
Speaker 8 (40:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay, here we go. Hell yeah, hey, this is horrible
calling from so I was looking for our member George.
Oh yeah, this is hey, bro. How are you I'm
(40:46):
doing good? How are you great?
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Man?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Thank you for asking. Listen, I'm not calling for any
marketing purposes right now. I'm actually calling to say congratulations.
We're actually doing like an incentive for some of our
newer members, and we know you just joined up, and
so I'd like to offer you an exciting opportunity. Like
it's not a sales thing. It's more like you want
you want something.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Is this one of the things that you add to
like my account?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
No, dude, it's not. Yeah, like I know I'm not
selling it the best, but that's not really my thing.
I'm more of a trainer, you know. But we we're
actually doing kickboxing now, and we are inviting some of
our new members to sign up for an evening. It's
like an event thing where we're launching our kickboxing but
we're doing like a couples like mixer and stuff like that,
(41:33):
so you can bring somebody like a date to it.
You guys can do the class, but then also they'll
be like, you know, drinks and stuff after. It's kind
of like a fun thing. Are you interested?
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Yeah, kickboxing? That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's a good workout. It's great, and like you don't
have to sign up for anything. It's literally like it's
just a it's just our way of saying thank you
very much for you know, being a member here and
we want you to experience all the things we can
offer and like we're launching this new thing, so it's exciting.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah yeah, sign me up.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Well, stal simple, I can just sign you up right now,
but I do need to know are you going to
bring a plus one? Oh yeah, okay, cool. I just
need to know like their names so we can have
it here, you know, in case they're not a member.
Speaker 14 (42:17):
Yeah, yeah, you should just put down Sophie is this
girl that works out at the gym and I picked
up and I think this will like totally score.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Points if you mean, like you metver here. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's probably real exciting.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, I can probably look up the name Sophie and
you get the last name or whatever. But well I'll
put you down with Sophie and then for the event,
it's gonna not be at all.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, this is actually the Jubill Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jubil. Yeah, I mean I'm Victoria, and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be cheating, you try
to set them up and your girlfriend Julie is on
the phone.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
Actually, yeah, hi, Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 7 (43:06):
What's going on? Well, who's Sophie?
Speaker 14 (43:12):
Sophie, she's just a girl that works at she works out.
Speaker 18 (43:16):
At the gym that you picked up at the gym.
What do you mean, Well, that's just what you said. Yeah, No,
she's just a friend at the gym.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
What do you mean would you.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Even to go back and listen to it again, because
I'm pretty sure you did.
Speaker 7 (43:31):
Yeah, you said a girl I picked up at the gym,
and he was all, oh, yeah, so people are meeting
at the gym and you're like, oh yeah, and I'm
going to win points with her? Why would you want
to win points with there?
Speaker 19 (43:42):
I just said that as a as a joke when
the guy was just asking, like, I just wanted to
let him know that what is this about?
Speaker 11 (43:50):
How?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Why are you on the radio? Like why are you
call it calling the radio?
Speaker 7 (43:54):
Well, you know how we have like the Apple watches?
Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (43:59):
Well why why at two am? Was there a crazy
spike the other night?
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Why are you like, I was just at the gym.
Speaker 19 (44:06):
What do you mean that I'm changing like my schedule
And that just happened to me when.
Speaker 7 (44:10):
I went working out at two am.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah, I told you, like some nights I can't sleep, and.
Speaker 19 (44:17):
That's when I met that Sophie person and Juice is
there and we just got to talking.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
It literally doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
I was just thought that because I go there at.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Night, why wouldn't you take your girlfriend to that class?
Then is there a spike of your just talking.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
It's because I can't sleep. I was just like, you're
being controlling, Like.
Speaker 19 (44:36):
Why are you Why are you always telling me how
and when I should like work out?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't think you're telling you that. Also, George, why
why wouldn't you invite your girlfriend? Why would you invite
Sophie instead?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Because I should be able to. I mean, it doesn't matter.
I'm not like doing anything with this person.
Speaker 19 (44:50):
If if it's two am and I want to invite
this person to the gym, you know, then it's two am.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
That's because I can't sleep.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
There's the thing was at two am.
Speaker 19 (45:01):
I can't believe you're like calling the radio station and
then just like controlling.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Me like this, like this is not a relationship.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
How am I controlling you? If I'm if I'm just
asking about a specific thing that you did at two am?
Which is like extremely alarming.
Speaker 19 (45:18):
I just went to the gym because I couldn't sleep,
and that's why I probably spiked on them on the watch.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
It's obvious that you're lying. I'm not controlling your lying.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 19 (45:29):
I'm done with that. Like I told you the other day.
I don't know why you're going through all this trouble.
So yeah, I'm seeing I'm seeing somebody else. Okay, I'm
seeing Sophie. Okay, I'm tired of you like running.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
My life okay, and she like she just tells, she
lets me be who I want to be.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
You know, the reason why Sophie even likes you is
because of me, because of what I've done to like
build confidence in you and like like to do the
gym stuff. And now you're all like your ego is
like big.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Now my ego is what do you mean my ego?
Speaker 19 (46:05):
I'm just he's trying to be me and I don't
like this, like the whole controlling thing, like tell me
when I should do things, when I should work out,
when I should eat.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Well, cool, you can go and do whatever you want
now because you're not under control anymore. You can be
with Sophie because this is over. Okay, he hung up.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Julia, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry hung up. Your intuition
was right, Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I'm really sorry.
But you will find someone else and maybe even at
the gym.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to go for the nerdy
guy again.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
That part too, his self esteem is probably like temporary.
Once this girl Sophie gets bored, then he's going to
go back to being like whatever and doesn't know what
to do with himself.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So it's all good.
Speaker 7 (46:55):
Oh I'm glad I shound out.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Thank you, guys, no problem. Yeah, the Jewel Shows you
catch a cheater. I might have to call off my
wedding and I need your help. Excuse me the Jewble Show.
That's the start of an email. We got into the
show yesterday and one of our listeners needs your and
our advice. So we'll talk to them next and see
why they think they need to call off their wedding.
(47:19):
It's a big decision. It is a big decision. Apparently
it's in a week two decision. We'll talk to them
next and maybe you can help him out. It's the
Jewble Show. I need your help. I might have to
cancel my wedding and it's in a week. It's the
Jewbile Show. That was a subject line from an email
we got into the Jubileshow dot com yesterday and the
email goes on and says, hi, Juble Show, you guys
are great, thank you, thank you very much. I listened
(47:42):
to you all the time, and you seem to give
good advice. Well except Victoria, what hey, I don't know
if I trust anything you tell me. And then there's
producer Brad and he's always just annoyed with things. And
then there's Gabby, your social media producer. I definitely don't
want this posted on social media. And jubill you never
(48:05):
know what weird thing is going to come out of
your mouth. But I'm pretty sure Nina could help me
out pressure and maybe you're listeners too. If I can
please come on the show and ask for some advice,
I'd really appreciate it. I'm about to marry the love
of my life. But I also might have to call
the whole thing off a week before the wedding. Am
I the worst person ever? Question mark from Dylan and
(48:26):
Dylan is on the phone right now, so we can
see what the issue is. Dylan what's up?
Speaker 11 (48:31):
Hey guys, Hey you guys, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Good sounds like you're in a spot though, Why do
you think you're gonna have to call off your wedding?
Speaker 11 (48:40):
And yeah, so I got this issue going on. I
don't know what to do. I'll just first say I
love the show. I love you guys, thank you, But
I really need to help with this situation. Basically, like
I'm getting married in a week, right, and be before
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I got engaged and wanted to, you know, make sure
I was committing to this fully. I decided to go
on a date with my ex girlfriend just to make
sure that. I know, it sounds weird, but I was
just I wanted to make sure I was making the
right decision and that, you know, I wanted closure with
my with my eggs, and so I did that right
(49:24):
after getting engaged.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Does you know that you did that?
Speaker 11 (49:29):
She does not. I didn't tell her. I thought she
would get upset. But it was cool. We didn't do anything,
you know, it was just it was just dinner and
talking about lives and stuff. And then but after this,
I was very sure that I, you know, I wanted
to marry my fiance. I got my closure. It was good,
(49:49):
you know, I just needed that. The issue is this girl,
my eggs, she's now the right mean to tell my
fiance about this date. And she even has like pictures
and what you know, basically ruined like the.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Wedding pictures of its uh on the date with her
or something.
Speaker 11 (50:14):
Yeah, I mean she's threatening to break the news to
like everyone at the wedding that we went on a
date and like show all these pictures and like probably
even like crash the wedding. I mean, she's kind of nuts.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Okay, wow, just tell your fyance.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I mean I feel like that had to been a
thought whenever you made the date.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
So she's threatening to show up at your wedding and
then in front of everybody during the wedding tell them
that you went on a date with her after you
were engaged. But I feel like if nothing happened, is
that is that what it is doing?
Speaker 7 (50:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (50:47):
I don't know what to do. I mean, there there's
kind of one other thing I didn't tell you guys.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Well before that though, like, uh, you haven't so you
haven't said anything to your fiance.
Speaker 11 (51:01):
I've not told her anything. Was it wasn't that I
was trying to keep it from her. I just didn't
want her to like think anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
What do you think? What do you think she would
do if you sat down with her before the wedding
and said, hey, I went out on a date just
to see nothing happened, and they're threatening to show up
at the wedding and tell everybody. What do you think
your fiance would do? How would she react?
Speaker 11 (51:25):
She probably should probably be really, I mean, this has
been like a couple of months ago, so I'm thinking,
you know, she'll be mad that I kept the secret
type of thing.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
She'll probably be bad. But what she also call it off?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Like if I knew you went on a date with
someone after we got engaged, especially with your ex, would
you call it off?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I don't think you're calling it off. I know, because
if you went on your date, all of that money
is spent, your wedding is already planned. So if you
get in front of it right now, and if she's
not the one that's telling, if your ex is the
one that shows up and gets all psycho before you
even get a chance to explain yourself, you're screwed. But
but if you get up there and you get to
tell her how you feel or why you did that.
Probably shouldn't have done that in the first place, but
(52:05):
you can tell her you shouldn't have. But she's not
going to cancel a wedding just because you went out
with your ex because you had cold feet. I mean
that seems a little bit dramatic. No, we're getting text
in that say just tell her. Yeah, you get out
in front of it. You were calling it a date,
but I think it was more like a closure dinner.
Maybe we can rebrand it a little bit before you
tell the day. I say, that's what Brad would be.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
How to brand it right? So it wasn't a date,
it was a closure dinner. Yeah, I just want to
make sure.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
She was fully out, you know, but she's not playing
by the rules, and I want you to know she's
got this plan baby.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yeah, and then you lean into the whole like I've
never been more sure about how much I love you
in my life, Like you're the greatest thing. You lean
into that you never make that mistake again, and I
think you'll be fine. But if this girl shows up,
then you're gonna have problems. You don't want to ruin
your fiance's wedding day either, So it's not about the
wedding getting canceled now or whatever. It's about getting ruined
save it.
Speaker 11 (52:58):
Yeah. So I agree with all that, and I think
you guys would, right, There's just like one other thing
that I didn't tell you, guys, And I don't want
you guys to think I'm like a bad person. It
was just a weak moment, you know. The thing is
like we hooked up. I didn't think it was going
(53:21):
to happen. I drove her home and we had some
drinks and it just it just happened.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
And but is that what she has pictures? That's a
totally different conversation now.
Speaker 11 (53:34):
I don't know. But what's even worse is that she
told me that she's pregnant.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Maybe you should I got my ex pregnant. And what
do I do?
Speaker 11 (53:53):
I really, straight up, I don't have to do right now.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I think you have to talk. You have to talk
to your fiance.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
I don't think you're getting married in a Yeah, yeah
you can.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
You can get married again in nine months. But yeah,
I think you have to talk to her one hundred percent.
Let us know how it goes, Okay.
Speaker 11 (54:14):
All right, so I just come clean to her, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Mean, yeah, without the you got her pregnant thing. It
might not be that bad, but this is something that
you definitely need to tell her you have babies coming.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
She's gonna find out one way or another, so it's
better coming from you.
Speaker 11 (54:33):
Yeah, you're right. Well, I'm worried, but I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Advise, let us know how it goes. Okay, Okay, good luck.
If you want to d any advice that we can
actually help you with, give us email the show before
your grave is already done.
Speaker 12 (54:55):
Jewbles, Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little great?
Speaker 11 (55:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I do. Sweet, let's here?
Speaker 8 (55:02):
That is it?
Speaker 15 (55:04):
Okay? If I'm a guy, I like to crustius as
a girl. Okay, And so sometimes I like to wear
like white to freeze mm hmm. And I like to
get on a chocolate I'll tick with like I see
a chocolate all of my butt. And I like to
go to like a store like the area where I
(55:25):
know people like to get like attention from people. Do
you really see a chocolate all of your pants? I'm like, well,
I surprise and something about long but it's just I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
I get that.
Speaker 15 (55:34):
Thrills having like chocolate all in my buttons, walking around
it and being in public.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Which part gives you the thrill that people are looking
at your butt or that they're shocked that there's chocolate
on it?
Speaker 15 (55:47):
I think like both.
Speaker 7 (55:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (55:48):
I just I just think it's funny enough, like wearing
like white to freeze and I kind of chocolate And
I don't know, it's just it's weird.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
And that's one way to get a compliment on your butt.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, well, enjoy it, you know. Fun sounds fun?
Speaker 15 (56:08):
Yeah, well, thank you for it interesting for a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, if they've been like, hey, I just commented on
chocolate on somebody's but the other day. Weird pose. Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret. Hello, hello, hey,
you have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet? What
is it?
Speaker 7 (56:30):
I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many
years ago to pay my rent. That's it. One time,
one and done. Never do it again.
Speaker 6 (56:39):
Never did it before.
Speaker 15 (56:44):
You?
Speaker 7 (56:45):
No?
Speaker 8 (56:45):
No, oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (56:48):
Actually in a McDonald's bag.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Oh wait, that's.
Speaker 12 (56:51):
How easy it is.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
You say, a bag?
Speaker 7 (56:54):
Well, I mean, I'm sure if anything had happened, you know,
it's not very hidden. Sometimes the more obvious thing is
the less obvious thing, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, you have a guardian angel on that run.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
Dang.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
Yeah, it was terrifying. I tried to back out after
agreeing to it.
Speaker 15 (57:10):
It was too late. I ended up doing it, getting
it done, and never did it again.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. El chopo,
no eye. You never know by looking at me. Yeah,
it don't sound sound like it, but you know. Thank
you have a good one. You guys, what's your dirty
little secret.
You might be dating or relationshiping wrong. Excuse it's the
Jewel Show. I say that because Relationship Experts just released
the new dating and relationship rules for twenty twenty five.
Oh there are rules, yeah, I guess so. And it
includes something called the creepiness rule. So three minutes will
tell you just how creepy you're allowed to be in
(00:20):
the dating world without it being way too creeptastic. Okay, cool,
tell you the new dating and relationship rules for twenty
twenty five coming up right after this. It's the Jewbil Show. Hey,
there are you a library book? Because I'd like to
check you out and then throw them through the pages
(00:41):
and take you right back to where I got you.
It's the Jewel Show. Yeah, I'd like to also see
all the other people that have written you. Anyway, let's
go back to my place for some venu and some spaghetti.
Do you like that the dating world can be a
(01:03):
ridiculous place even if you're in a relationship. And now,
Relationship Experts have released a list of dating and relationship
rules for twenty twenty five that you need to know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I actually like the fact that we're calling them rules
because maybe people will follow directions this time instead of like, oh,
here's a trend to watch out for. Here's a word,
watch out for that landmine.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let's have some rules to play by. Yeah, I love it.
One of them is called the creepiness rule. We'll go
over that in a second, because that one sounds interesting.
Just how creepy can you be in the dating world,
I'll tell you in a second, not at all. I'm
not very I'm sure there's a reason you could be.
The first rule of dating that they say is the
new rule for twenty twenty five that you need to
pay attention to is the rule of fiscal attraction, seeking
(01:43):
a match who is financially secure and attractive while setting well,
while settling on the rest, or while not settling I
guess on the rest in this economy.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yep, wait, a fiscal attraction has been around for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That is not a new rule.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's like I said, with money, So like, you just
find someone who is pretty on the eyes and makes
a lot of money and then you're good.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah. They say sixty six percent of singles are simply
seeking someone who is easy on the eyes and money savvy.
Money savvy is a hot trait. Yeah, well, I think
the other thing here is that like.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Guys have been had had to be fiscally fiscally just
had to fit fisically fit for a long long time.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But I think the ladies now are fiscally fit and.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
They don't want anyone touching their bank account because they
now understand how it works, right, and they're like.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, you've got to have money, because you're not touching
my money. That's not gonna work. Yeah. I've never cared
that your fiscal fitness. Yeah, I've never cared about money
when it comes to relationships, although I probably should have. Yeah,
you know, you probably should, but yeah, I've never really
cared about it, you know. But I've been taking advantage
of a lot, So that proves that maybe and maybe
(02:54):
I should use the rule of fiscal attraction. I just
want someone who can make their own money. I don't
care how much it is, yeah, exactly. Yeah, to me,
it's not an amount thing.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, it's not like how much you make, because if
that gets into a whole weird world, it's like, hey,
can you support yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Great? Yeah I could sport me too. Together, we could
support all kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right, Yeah, But that's what the fitness rule is you're
actually able to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's not saying you're loaded.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's a different rule that's called sugar daddy, daddyep make money,
I spend it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We're going over the rules for relationships and dating in
twenty twenty five. We'll get to the creepiness rule in
just a second, but the rules for people in a relationship.
The sixty eighty rule is there saying something you should
pay attention to as you go into the new year.
You should aim to contribute sixty percent effort to any
shared responsibility. In a marriage, your goal should be to
(03:46):
put fourth sixty percent while your spouse, while your spouse
puts fourth forty percent, and then do you take turns, So.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
If you're both trying to go for sixty, you got
one hundred. And I do, like I kind of heard
of this before.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's like if one person's not all in it that day,
like it's not feeling great, Like can only give forty percent?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Or can I only give twenty percent?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And you make it like pay Yeah, well yeah, that's
actually a big thing in psychology right now. They're saying
when you walk through the door and you get home,
you like, hey, I only got ten percent to give.
The other person's like all right, I'll take the ninety
for the night, right, you know, or whatever it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is, and then you trade off. Yeah, it depends on
the day. Yes, Yeah. I've been in a lot of
relationships where it's like, hey, I have zero percent, so
you maybe can put in one hundred percent effort all
the time. Every day is like this, I own you. Okay,
Well that's doesn't work out very well. But everybody has
(04:43):
good and bad days.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
If you're in a relationship with someone, you're a partner,
so you should be able to pick up the slack
and go I got you. It's fine. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I like that. We do that in here too, if
you think about it. So that also could work out
in different like working relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, I only have today. You do the right
of it. There's the eighty twenty rule, which is a
new rule in dating you need to pay attention to
in twenty twenty five, according to relationship experts, except being
eighty percent satisfied in your relationship, the other twenty percent
of your overall satisfaction should come from yourself. Your lifestyle,
your hobbies, and your career can all play a party.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
What.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't like that at all. I love that. What
do you mean you probably could be more than twenty percent?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You don't like that, Victoria, No, you're only going to
be eighty percent, like satisfying your relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I feel like my hobbies can only take up twenty
My hobbies are going to take up like closer to
sixty or seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Homie, you're already like you're You're lucky. If I'm thirty
percent satisfied with you, he has to satisfy eighty percent.
I got more like self work to do it. I
feel that's fair. I thought you were going in a.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Different Directoria, nobody can be one hundred percent of everything.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But it is true. I think people sometimes expect that
a relationship be a one hundred percent of your satisfaction. Right,
everything is your relationship when you you know not everybody
can be everything to you? Yes, right, So you should
have some friends that feed certain needs, some people that
feed other needs, and your relationship should be eighty percent satisfactory.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You just learned it would be very easy to date Victoria,
And she's like, just don't look at me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I got stuff to do. Man, see you can get
to her. Yeah, that you can see what dating her
is like. Show just go on a wald longs to do,
go on a walk. You can hire somebody from Rover
to take your friend on a walk, and then you
wonder why I didn't come on. That's a good app idea,
it is. And then there's the creepiness rule, the rules
(06:39):
about how old and young you can date. The creepiness
rule states that the youngest you should date is half
your age plus seven. What so half your age plus seven?
So Victoria, you're twenty four, right, yes, so it's like,
is that nineteen o nineteen? So you can get a
nineteen year old without being.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Creepy, homie, that's one year above like the just barely legal?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Like, I don't think that's what's nate, Oh that's not
a cigarettes so a teenager?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That was the creepiness rule. Just make sure they're legal
eighteen and enough.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
On your market half your age plus seven. I would
not date to one under twenty one? Yeah, no, why
I don't think you should either.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I don't think people twenty one sho date people under tlin.
I don't think people nineteen should eight people under twenty one.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The whole new world. When you hit twenty.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
One, your whole life changes as soon as the alcohol
comes in.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I would love Victoria to date a nineteen year old.
It would be funny over fun because they could never
go to work events because they usually at a place
into alcohol. You're missing, Ow, this is the person? Yeah,
it is. Actually you can't take them anywhere. Sorry, you
can't come with me because twenty one over that'd be
so sad. Twenty one body.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Then we go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Victoria is going to be forty dating only nineteen year old.
He didn't learn it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this is Trevor.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Uh Hi Trevor. Okay, can I help you with something?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Yes, my name is Trevor, and I'm one of the
people saying in your airbnb and so like I know
that normally, you know, you had your number in case
of emergency. So I just want to call because like
I want a question.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Okay, Trevor, what's the emergency? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (08:44):
Well, I don't know if it's emergency so much, but
like I was confused at how to use something.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Okay, what are you trying to use.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
We were trying to play frisbee golf in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Have you ever played frisbee golf before?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Okay, so it's really fun. It's where you like throw
frisbee and stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Okay, And why would you need to call me about
frisbee golf, Trevor.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Well, because, like, uh, the frisbees that you have here,
they keep cracking. So I like I'm wondering if like
it's you know, operator error, if like I'm throwing the frisbee.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wrong or something.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
I'm sorry, Trevor. The frisbees that I have.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
There, Yes, they keep cracking, Like every time I throw on,
I throw frisbee and then it just like if they
don't catch it, and sometimes when they do catch it,
it's cracked. So like, do you have any advice for
how to throw them right? Because like it's really confusing me.
I'm like, there's only like two left.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
What frisbees do you think that I would leave a
group of strangers in my house?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, they're the.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Cool like thin ones. They're black, you know, they're like
in those little sleeves. They're really cool. Like, I also
want to know where you got those frisbees from, because,
like I want to get some and like all replace
the ones that were cracked.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
When you say black frisbee, yeah, once they're in a sleeve, Trevor.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Yeah, you know, they're all protected and like cool like sleeves,
like some very colorful, like some of them have like
some really cool like old pictures of like the beetles
and stuff like that, Like those are really funky frisbees.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
So I want you to think about this real carefully, Trevor,
because the next word is out of your mouth. Need
a lot to your safety when you say the black
frisbees in a case.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
That has the beetles on them?
Speaker 10 (10:48):
Oh, do you mean myam records?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Trevor?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Oh the ones we listed not?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
So there there records like you mean like the old
like old school records where people can listen to music.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Like records like listen as in the thing not to touch?
Are you telling me that my whole record collection is broken?
Speaker 11 (11:19):
What you're telling me?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm not telling you that at all.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
So there's two left and like so now that I
know not to touch those, we won't be using those
as frisbees.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
I'm gonna say this is very carefully and.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I would should I gw up to pack.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Up all of your right now and get the out
of my house, because if I come down there and
there is another living soul in that building and my
records are destroyed, I am.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Going to do so many horrendous things.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
It's going to be considered a war crime.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Do you understand me?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I do, And I'll let you know how that. This
is actually double from the Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up. She's
a jokes. She said that you guys are being beat
your house for the first time, and you were nervous
about people breaking yourself, so she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, yes, it's a joke.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
You don't understand how fast my heart has raised me.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
There's a headline that's been trending that says Drake sends
cease and desist letter to Kendrick Lamar not to perform
not or to not perform not like us as the woole.
But we're here and we're all about the truth. So no,
that is not true. Drake's people have said that that's
not accurate. No point has he thought about sending a
cease and desist or any of the above. That came
out in some interview you that some random rapper was
(13:01):
doing and like kind of joked about it, and then
ever since then it's kind of gone viral. But if
you think about it, it's in Drake's best interest for
him to do that song the Supero.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, it is the only thing public publicity out of it. Yeah,
it's the only thing that keeps people talking about Drake.
Yeah for now. Yeah, I mean the guy's and he's done.
I don't think that's I don't think that's true to
go in the rapper cemetery, buddy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't think that's true at all. I think this
is gonna happen and then people are gonna be like,
where is Drake. He's been so quiet, and he's gonna
pop back. He's gonna have some kind of fire and
everybody's gonna be on the Drake train again.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I mean, man started from the middle, you're still there.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Be really funny he walked in right now. I would
love to see what Brad would do I would tell.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I would say, hey, Drake, you were a rich kid
and you got lucky and you're a creep.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, okay, well that I just want to be there
for the Hey Drake, Hello, mister Drake, sir, sit down
for a second. I'll walk out after that. I don't
believe it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And other news Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, you're doing fine, okay.
I don't know why everybody jumps to this conclusion. She's
not at two games and all of a sudden there's
problems in paradise.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I guess, Wow, can she not have her own things
to do? Well, we only have like twenty six days
left on the contract. When didn't they say that there
was a day there October? It was in October? Yeah,
I thought it was October. That's wild to have a
contract for that. I don't believe it. I think these
two are going to get married.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm
pretty sure either way. The reason though, there are reasons,
and that she's preparing for the next leg of her
Heirs tour, and also because if they're not playing at
Arrowhead Stadium, which is the Chief's home stadium, then there's
security concerns. So at the home stadium, they have all
kinds of security set up for Taylors.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But that's there someone that big.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It's like you have to have that security concern because
people will just like run up towards.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
She have her own security, though she does.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, having extra security like probably nice around it.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Just wild to think about, though, that's a stadium that's
there for football and they had to rearrange all of
their security because one of the girlfriends was Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That just add.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
They definitely had to rearrange. Say it was a bad thing.
I just said that, isn't that a wild thing to
think about?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Well, especially when you think about like the owner of
the stadium or the owner of the football team, when
there shouldn't there be just as much security.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
For that millionaire.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
A millionaire I couldn't point him out in a lineup.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I mean, I know Jeff Bezos carries this kind of
security as well. He sends an entire advanced team before
he visits the city. He sends a whole team to
go scope the city before he lands.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Because he can afford it. You know who else can
afford it? Mark Zuckerberg because he just joined the two
hundred billion dollars day. Two hundred billion dollars. There are
only three other people in that club. Boo Jeff Bezos
is one of them, Elon Musk is the other, and
then Bernard Arnault, the CEO of luxury brand LVMH.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah. Wow, two hundred and one billion dollars owning Hennessy.
I'll get you some money. That's yeah, it's all. It's
like ninety five different brands.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
You talked about this.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, it's pretty amazing anyway, So he's the fourth richest
person in the world. Wow, And that's what's trending.
Speaker 13 (16:17):
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Speaker 1 (16:24):
Randy is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Rose.
And I really hope that they go out again because
Randy and Rose a double r double Randy. Before we
find out about your date and why you think you're
getting ghosted, how long has it been since you talked
to Rose.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
It's been it's been about a month.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
WHOA.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Yeah, I just was like, you know, a week or
two is understandable. But after about a month. It's like, Okay,
I think I did something really wrong here some things.
I just you know, I really want to find out
what what happened.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sure, so we know you're getting ghosted. We just need
to know why.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
But if it's in a whole month, why do you
want to still get a hold of her?
Speaker 12 (17:10):
There's just something about her.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
You know.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I'm a podcaster and I and I had the reviews
on movies and stuff, and she commented on one of
my stories on the podcast, and we just got to
talking and there was just such a strong connection that
I just I couldn't let oh, I can't stop thinking
about it. I need to know. It's like everything seemed
so great. Why why did disappear on me?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Like you tell us about the date? Then?
Speaker 12 (17:35):
So we got to.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Talk in and I found out that she lived close by.
I had a movie I was reviewing. It was a
horror film, you know. I asked, Hey, do you want
to do you want to go to this movie with me?
We can get drinks at the bar beforehand and everything
like that, and she was down and I was like
that's perfect, and you know, everything went off without a hitch.
(17:59):
We went to the bar, had a few drinks, and
I'm a movie buff and so finding someone that is
also passionate about movies, the conversation flows so perfectly. We
had a few drinks, really getting along. We went to
the movie early, we were ready. The movie was pretty good,
and again it was a horror film, and so she
(18:20):
did get a little scared.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And did she jump into your lap at any point
or your arms?
Speaker 12 (18:25):
Well, you know, there was one moment. There was one.
There was one really big scare moment, you know the
jump scares in movies.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah, so there was a big jump scare moment and uh,
she grabbed my hand really tight then and it just
it felt really good.
Speaker 12 (18:38):
And I was like, you know, she might not be.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Into horror films. Yeah, but I kind of like the
he's a little scared, just like holding on.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Did she keep her hand on or take it off?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
After Well, she grabbed my hand really really tight, and
it actually hurts how she grabbed it. But after that
it was kind of like deadpans. She's like, no, done,
And I was like, oh, I guess I guess I
was too much.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Was one of the best feelings for me, at least
when I've gone on dates before. To the movies and
is it's a scary movie. They jump and grab your
hand and then they leave it there on your hand.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
You're like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
So so then she asked, She's like, I need to
use the restroom, and I was like, okay, okay, go ahead,
do you think Then ten minutes go by, now twenty
minutes go by, the movie ends, I'm.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Like, Rose, where where are you? You know?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
And so it was like kind of weird, just like
everything seemed to be going so smoothly and then out
of nowhere, you just disappear on me.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Like does she just bounce?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Yeah, she just bounced, And so I like, you know,
at first I was scared. I was like, is she okay?
Did something bad happen? Where did she go? But you know, text,
you know, callback you no, no, nothing. And I thought about,
you know, because I wrote the review it was an
okay movie, but I thought about like mentioning something. But
it's like I don't want to bring anything off on
my podcast, like.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Do not bring a date to this movie?
Speaker 14 (20:05):
Right?
Speaker 15 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Not a date of movie. This is a movie for friends,
you know. So I just am at a loss and
I just I really just want to know what did
I do wrong? Because if I did something incredibly wrong,
I need to know because I don't want to miss
out on another another person if if she's done you know, I.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Mean, but are you sure you don't want to just
cut your losses? I mean, this girl bounced on you
in the middle of a movie, which should be a
red flag to you, and is not responding in a month,
which should also be a red flag to you.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Yeah, nine times out of ten, i'd be like, all right,
it's over, it's fine. But there was just something about
the way we connected over our love of movies that
I was like, I can't I can't let this go.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I just can't well, which I figured out. Man, we'll
play a song come back, and then call her and
see if she answers, and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and why she skipped out on
the movie, and then maybe get you another date if
you still want them. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, we'll
play a song come back. They follow up next. I'm
really interested in finding out what happened to Rose. Rose
(21:09):
is the girl that Randy went out with for the
first eight follow up today. We're about to call her
and ask her why she's ghosting him and see if
we can get him another date if he still wants
one after he finds out the reason. But Rose just
took off in the middle of their date. Randy, why
don't you recap the date real quick to refresh everybody's
memory before we call her.
Speaker 12 (21:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
So I met Rose via a comment on the podcast
that I work, and we hit it off.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
It's not weird.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Grab a couple of drinks before a movie that I
had a review, had a drink, great conversation, great start
to the movie. In the middle of the movie, for
some odd reason, she said she had to use the
restroom and just never came back.
Speaker 12 (21:48):
And I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It's like scary or heartbreaking or both. All right, we'll
try to figure out where you're going to call the
number right now, see if she answers, and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting. Okay, you ready, Yeah,
I'm ready? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I
(22:16):
speak to Rose. Please, Hey Rose, how are you. My
name is Jubal and I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Rose, this is the
show too. My name is Anna. Hi, I'm Victoria. How
are you hi?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
It's fine, I guess. Oh my gosh, you listen.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
To the show.
Speaker 15 (22:34):
I do? I do?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I thank you, appreciate that. Rose.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
So why are you calling me? I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We're just wondering why you ran out of a date
in the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
This is the first date follow up, and Randy emailed
us about you in case. You guys went out and
you were at a movie and then you went to
the bathroom and you were gone. You haven't talked to
him since then. Randy is wondering if you would tell
us the reason that you goes or were glad to
hear you?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Okay, a little bit scary, right, No?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Okay, so, oh my gosh, I have no idea like
what he may have shared with you.
Speaker 16 (23:11):
But yeah, I mean, I know, I know the show,
and so I okay, we're going to talk about this. Okay,
what did he say? I mean, what did he say?
Because I love the date? I mean, I absolutely loved
the date.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Why did you leave it?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
Well, like, first of all, Randy, I don't know, you know,
if he mentioned that he's a podcaster, so kind of
like you guys, like he's on the radio and has
like this really sexy voice. He was even sexier in person.
So like we would help for drinks before our date.
You know, I'm not a big drinker, but I knew
that I needed to kind.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Of like loosen up.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
And everything was perfect. I mean, everything was perfect, and
I was feeling like loose. I was feeling, you.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Know, just comfortable. Not a huge Hora fan.
Speaker 16 (24:01):
I mean I haven't watched like horror movies since like
high school, but like whatever, it's not that big of
a deal. I don't feel like they're that you know,
there's not that much artistic stuff that goes into it,
you know, so I'm not into like dumb slash reflects
or anything like that. But this movie was okay, but
I do get scared easily. I mean I felt comfortable
holding his hand. Randy was so like good to me
(24:22):
and gentle, and it felt so like perfect. There was
like no judgment or anything. But there was this point
in the movie that I got scared. And I don't
know if any other women out there, I mean, my
doctor said, Okay, I peed myself I got it.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Been there, girl, It's okay, laughing too hard?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Did I peed my pants? Oh my god? And I
didn't know what to do.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
And I thought about it a second because you know,
like it was dark.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
And it just happened. It didn't mean to happen, and so.
Speaker 16 (24:56):
I excused myself to the bathroom. And when I made
it to the bathroom, I was mortified because it wasn't
like I was going to be able to go under
the hand dryer. I wore this skirt and I guess
I just had too many drinks. I don't know, and
I was completely covered and I'm sitting there thinking, like
my chair is wet, my entire skirt is wet, Like
(25:18):
being is so sexy. He's going to think I'm a
crazy person.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
And I just was.
Speaker 16 (25:24):
I was too embarrassed, you know what I mean. I
just slipped out when no one was looking, thank god.
I mean, and I just I had to run to
my car. I had to go home. I had to
completely change, completely change, and.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I you know that. I mean, that's how it is,
when like a little bit comes out and you can't
stop it, and then it's like literally sometimes and then
it just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I know this is after the fact, but if it
ever happens again, just get a soda and dump it
on your side in the future, right, It might save you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
A little bit.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
And I guess I just I was.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
Not thinking that's a great idea, by the way, I
was so flustered that And I mean I got Randy's text.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
I did.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
I just did not know what to say because I
don't want to start off with like lies, you know.
And he didn't say anything about it on his movie review, so.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
And I listened for it, like I did, so that's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
At least he didn't say that you beat your pants
on his podcast.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, he wasn't like I took this crazy personal for
date and she peed.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
On me or something like, hell I wasn't the goal.
And yeah, so I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, I think you said it all basically. You also
said it to Randy because he's been on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15 (26:31):
Oh my god, Hi, hello Tirose.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
I've been trying hard not the lab like, oh my god,
I understand completely. I am just so happy that it
was not something crazy or that I did something wrong,
you know, Yeah, no, it.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
Comes in my head. Yeah, I know when Adam Stander
goes your pants, you right, And.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I was going to like doing Madison moment too, but
like I didn't know if it would be it's not funny,
it's not cool. It's so not funny.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
It's pretty fun honestly, Like now that I've had I mean,
I wish you would have said something and like, hey,
I had an emergency.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
I need to go home.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
Can we re schedule?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
But I just honestly, the biggest thing I feel right
now is relief, Like I feel really connected to you,
and it's like it's funny now, like we if you'll
have me, I would love to go on another date
and we can laugh about this, you.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Know, Rose, would you like to go on another date
with Randy? Will pay for it?
Speaker 16 (27:52):
Absolutely absolutely, I would. Just as long as this does
not become our story of how we met, like we're
going to need to come up with something else.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
We'll do another one.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So I have review that I'm doing next week and
it's a comedy, So maybe we'll just try it again
and watch a comedy.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's when it really happens. Rose, maybe brings some depends
just in case.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I will be prepared. I will be prepared.
Speaker 12 (28:20):
Cool and see me, Miles Davis.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
That was the grossest thing Jubile's first day follow up.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to ask But where did you find that some
kid back in town?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Trade the van for it?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dummer,
you go and do something like this.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
I am totally yourself.
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Speaker 7 (29:44):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (29:45):
Key?
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Jane Piano? What he said? But why did the scarecrow
win an award? Because he was really cool?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
No?
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Because he was outstanding in his field? What do you
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you versus Victoria is coming up next, so you will show.
Speaker 13 (30:07):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
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Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
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Speaker 17 (30:33):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I'm doing good?
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How are you great? Do you think you have what
it takes to meet Victoria? She's won three in a row?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Now, yeah, I think I think I got something.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, all right, Okay, We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. Here's how the game is played. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
she's she's taking her some time. The door is closing. Okay,
(31:07):
she's officially outside. Now here we go, Destiny. Your time
starts now. Who wrote the national anthem?
Speaker 14 (31:16):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Fact?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
What is the name of the largest country in the
world by area, Texas? What is the name of the
largest species of penguin, uh?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
African penguin.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
What's the smallest mammal?
Speaker 17 (31:38):
The smallest mammal? I'm gonna say you now, how.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Many islands are there in the Philippines?
Speaker 12 (31:45):
Four time is up.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We'll bring Victoria back to the studio. And while she's
coming back in Destiny, what's something you would like the
world to know.
Speaker 17 (31:52):
Today it's Tuesday. Just have a great day and always
do you a smile on your face.
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Youth Center off the Delpasa Boulevard. I'm a program specialist,
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You ready, I think?
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So?
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All right? Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and I
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right to one? No, no, you don't have to already
got one wrong. You can tell Victoria when to go
in this one?
Speaker 15 (32:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
All right?
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Ready?
Speaker 15 (32:45):
Go?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Who wrote the national anthem, Christopher Columbus. What is the
name of the largest country in the world by area Asia?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
What is the name of the largest species of penguin?
The largest species of penguin? Uh? The penguin?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I don't know, penguin one?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
What's the smallest mammal?
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Rah?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Time is up? Wait and Victoria get her fourth win
in a row. You are out of time, sukka, I
don't all right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer
brad Well.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Destiny did not get any correct neither did Victoria.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And that means Destiny, congratulations, you did it. You won.
You got one hundred dollars gift card. And let's get
the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem, Francis Scott Key.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
He used aye to do it too.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Russia is the largest country in the world by area.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
The Emperor penguin is the largest species of penguin. The
bumblebee bat is the smallest mammal. And there are seven thousand,
six and forty one islands in the Philippine.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
You didn't ask me that one.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
You didn't get there, bro, And I was gonna say bumblebee,
but you will cut me off the bumblebee bat.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
You're gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, head, okay, I think
bumblebee's bat.
Speaker 17 (34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
For all the trolls, we are going to text into
four one oh six one and say Russia is not
the biggest by land.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Here it's Antarctica.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I want you to double check before you text that
in if Antarctica is a country or not.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
We got got days Victoria, that one every single day
this time. Remember if you want to play Victoria, you
can DMS at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com. It's a Jubile show.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Only on the Jubile Show. Julia is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. She's been with her
boyfriend George for a year, but now she thinks that
he might be messing around, so we'll see if we
can help her out. Julia, Sorry, you have to come
on the show this way, but what's up? Why do
you think George is cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (35:01):
So?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yeah, So George and I we don't live together, but
basically like we might as well be. We both work
a lot. Uh so you know, we try to spend
as much time together as you can. But a while ago,
I signed Georgia at my gym that I go to,
so like, basically after work we can like both go
(35:24):
work out together and spend some time together that way
and decompressed together. Yeah, I figured that was like a
way to kind of like be productive and still spend
time together. And then uh, he actually got me an
Apple Watch and I said we should do like a
fitness challenge on it, and I was like, okay, never
had one before, it's pretty cool. But then so basically
(35:46):
it was like we were both doing really good.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You know.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I was like using the app. We were like using
the you know, all the info on there, like taking
it super seriously.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
You know.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
It's fun to like you know, just basically like check
your progress. But yeah, it start point, he was like
way more ahead of me. Like there was like suddenly
just like a giant spike in activity and its like
on the thing it gives you the info. I said
it was around two am. So I was like, okay,
like even if she fell asleep with it, like he'd
never like amassed that much. Like he's just like this
(36:17):
doesn't make any sense. It was just like this giant spike.
So I was like, you know, I thought maybe if
she had it on like while he was like by
himself or something, you know.
Speaker 15 (36:27):
But then I was like still like.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
You know, but like the like the spike was huge,
and so I was like, well, that still doesn't really
make any sense. It was like it was like a
he was running a marathon for like twenty minutes, so
he's constantly working. Like I mentioned before, like, there's no
way he would be up that late because he had
(36:51):
to get up early in the morning and so he
should be sleeping. And he doesn't really work out late
at night because he said he keeps him up. So
I asked him about a couple days later, and he
said he was stressed that day and couldn't sleep, so
he went for a quick run at the gym. I
don't know, maybe he went to the gym in the
middle of the night. It seems a little weird, okay,
but he worked out with me earlier that day, so
(37:13):
I feel like that was just kind of weird because
he had already worked out. So maybe you can go
twice at in a day like people do that.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I just is there anybody that he could have got
his steps in with? I guess whatever we're calling it,
I mean, I see where you're going with that, Like
that is kind of alarming.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's way and you're like, okay, bro, twenty minutes is
kind of.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
A sweet spot, you know, So is there anybody it
could be, or is there anything else that he's been
doing that's kind of weird.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
No, I feel like he's like when I first met him,
he was like super you know, kind of nerdy, and
he was a little like, you know, kind of softer
and not in shape, not super confident, and he didn't
have a lot of friends. So I don't think there's
anyone that he could be like meeting. Is not like
the most like social guy in the world. Okay, he's
(38:03):
kind of a geek, like you know, So.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Do you have an Apple watch table? I do.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Do you know that if you were to be by
yourself at that time, would it make it look like you.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Were running a marathon? No, I don't think so. Your
heart rate would go up, heart rate might go up
a little bit. Yeah, I think even if it was
on that hand, I don't think. No, I don't think so. Okay, yeah,
and it definitely wouldn't never put it out, but I
will this afternoon, okay, get back to us. And also
probably wouldn't be twenty minutes. Was he real? But yeah,
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
(38:35):
That is weird.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Yeah, so, uh, we're like at the gym all the time.
So instead of like maybe I don't know, like flowers
or something, you could try to offer like a free
kickboxing class or whatever and then ask them to do
like a plus one and then see like who we
give that to.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay, yeah, we can come up with something to see
if he'll tell us if he invites you or somebody else.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Yeah, it just seems like more realistic.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Okay, we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the gym and offer
him some sort of package that involves someone else. Will
figure it out here in a second, and then we'll
see if he invites you or somebody else. Okay, okay, okay,
we'll plaus on, come back, get your to Catch theater next.
Right in the middle of today's To Catch a Cheater,
(39:21):
if you're just joining us, Julia is on the phone.
She's been with her boyfriend George for a year, but
now she suspects that he might be cheating. So in
a second, we're going to call him and pretend to
be from the gym that they both go to and
say that we're offering a new kickboxing class for couples
and we'd like him to come, and if we could
also have the name of the person he wants to bring.
We'll see if he believes that and tells us either
Julia's name or somebody else so we can find out.
(39:44):
All right, Julia, are you ready to give him a call?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, real quick. Why don't you catch everybody up in
your situation?
Speaker 15 (39:50):
So?
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Yeah, have been dating my boyfriend for about a year.
We go to the gym all the time together. When
I would first dating him, he was not in shape.
Now he is. I really got him in shape and
was a good influence on him. But then, uh, and
then he bought me an Apple watch. We've both been
like tracking our progress and I noticed one night at
(40:13):
two am on some high activity that didn't make any sense.
He said, he was at the gym. But who goes
to the gym at two am?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Right? Yeah, all right? Are you ready for us to
call in?
Speaker 8 (40:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay, here we go. Hell yeah, hey, this is horrible
calling from so I was looking for our member George.
Oh yeah, this is hey, bro. How are you I'm
(40:46):
doing good? How are you great?
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Man?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Thank you for asking. Listen, I'm not calling for any
marketing purposes right now. I'm actually calling to say congratulations.
We're actually doing like an incentive for some of our
newer members, and we know you just joined up, and
so I'd like to offer you an exciting opportunity. Like
it's not a sales thing. It's more like you want
you want something.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Is this one of the things that you add to
like my account?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
No, dude, it's not. Yeah, like I know I'm not
selling it the best, but that's not really my thing.
I'm more of a trainer, you know. But we we're
actually doing kickboxing now, and we are inviting some of
our new members to sign up for an evening. It's
like an event thing where we're launching our kickboxing but
we're doing like a couples like mixer and stuff like that,
(41:33):
so you can bring somebody like a date to it.
You guys can do the class, but then also they'll
be like, you know, drinks and stuff after. It's kind
of like a fun thing. Are you interested?
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Yeah, kickboxing? That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's a good workout. It's great, and like you don't
have to sign up for anything. It's literally like it's
just a it's just our way of saying thank you
very much for you know, being a member here and
we want you to experience all the things we can
offer and like we're launching this new thing, so it's exciting.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah yeah, sign me up.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Well, stal simple, I can just sign you up right now,
but I do need to know are you going to
bring a plus one? Oh yeah, okay, cool. I just
need to know like their names so we can have
it here, you know, in case they're not a member.
Speaker 14 (42:17):
Yeah, yeah, you should just put down Sophie is this
girl that works out at the gym and I picked
up and I think this will like totally score.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Points if you mean, like you metver here. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's probably real exciting.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, I can probably look up the name Sophie and
you get the last name or whatever. But well I'll
put you down with Sophie and then for the event,
it's gonna not be at all.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, this is actually the Jubill Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jubil. Yeah, I mean I'm Victoria, and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be cheating, you try
to set them up and your girlfriend Julie is on
the phone.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
Actually, yeah, hi, Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 7 (43:06):
What's going on? Well, who's Sophie?
Speaker 14 (43:12):
Sophie, she's just a girl that works at she works out.
Speaker 18 (43:16):
At the gym that you picked up at the gym.
What do you mean, Well, that's just what you said. Yeah, No,
she's just a friend at the gym.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
What do you mean would you.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Even to go back and listen to it again, because
I'm pretty sure you did.
Speaker 7 (43:31):
Yeah, you said a girl I picked up at the gym,
and he was all, oh, yeah, so people are meeting
at the gym and you're like, oh yeah, and I'm
going to win points with her? Why would you want
to win points with there?
Speaker 19 (43:42):
I just said that as a as a joke when
the guy was just asking, like, I just wanted to
let him know that what is this about?
Speaker 11 (43:50):
How?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Why are you on the radio? Like why are you
call it calling the radio?
Speaker 7 (43:54):
Well, you know how we have like the Apple watches?
Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (43:59):
Well why why at two am? Was there a crazy
spike the other night?
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Why are you like, I was just at the gym.
Speaker 19 (44:06):
What do you mean that I'm changing like my schedule
And that just happened to me when.
Speaker 7 (44:10):
I went working out at two am.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah, I told you, like some nights I can't sleep, and.
Speaker 19 (44:17):
That's when I met that Sophie person and Juice is
there and we just got to talking.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
It literally doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
I was just thought that because I go there at.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Night, why wouldn't you take your girlfriend to that class?
Then is there a spike of your just talking.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
It's because I can't sleep. I was just like, you're
being controlling, Like.
Speaker 19 (44:36):
Why are you Why are you always telling me how
and when I should like work out?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't think you're telling you that. Also, George, why
why wouldn't you invite your girlfriend? Why would you invite
Sophie instead?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Because I should be able to. I mean, it doesn't matter.
I'm not like doing anything with this person.
Speaker 19 (44:50):
If if it's two am and I want to invite
this person to the gym, you know, then it's two am.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
That's because I can't sleep.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
There's the thing was at two am.
Speaker 19 (45:01):
I can't believe you're like calling the radio station and
then just like controlling.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Me like this, like this is not a relationship.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
How am I controlling you? If I'm if I'm just
asking about a specific thing that you did at two am?
Which is like extremely alarming.
Speaker 19 (45:18):
I just went to the gym because I couldn't sleep,
and that's why I probably spiked on them on the watch.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
It's obvious that you're lying. I'm not controlling your lying.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 19 (45:29):
I'm done with that. Like I told you the other day.
I don't know why you're going through all this trouble.
So yeah, I'm seeing I'm seeing somebody else. Okay, I'm
seeing Sophie. Okay, I'm tired of you like running.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
My life okay, and she like she just tells, she
lets me be who I want to be.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
You know, the reason why Sophie even likes you is
because of me, because of what I've done to like
build confidence in you and like like to do the
gym stuff. And now you're all like your ego is
like big.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Now my ego is what do you mean my ego?
Speaker 19 (46:05):
I'm just he's trying to be me and I don't
like this, like the whole controlling thing, like tell me
when I should do things, when I should work out,
when I should eat.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Well, cool, you can go and do whatever you want
now because you're not under control anymore. You can be
with Sophie because this is over. Okay, he hung up.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Julia, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry hung up. Your intuition
was right, Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I'm really sorry.
But you will find someone else and maybe even at
the gym.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to go for the nerdy
guy again.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
That part too, his self esteem is probably like temporary.
Once this girl Sophie gets bored, then he's going to
go back to being like whatever and doesn't know what
to do with himself.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So it's all good.
Speaker 7 (46:55):
Oh I'm glad I shound out.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Thank you, guys, no problem. Yeah, the Jewel Shows you
catch a cheater. I might have to call off my
wedding and I need your help. Excuse me the Jewble Show.
That's the start of an email. We got into the
show yesterday and one of our listeners needs your and
our advice. So we'll talk to them next and see
why they think they need to call off their wedding.
(47:19):
It's a big decision. It is a big decision. Apparently
it's in a week two decision. We'll talk to them
next and maybe you can help him out. It's the
Jewble Show. I need your help. I might have to
cancel my wedding and it's in a week. It's the
Jewbile Show. That was a subject line from an email
we got into the Jubileshow dot com yesterday and the
email goes on and says, hi, Juble Show, you guys
are great, thank you, thank you very much. I listened
(47:42):
to you all the time, and you seem to give
good advice. Well except Victoria, what hey, I don't know
if I trust anything you tell me. And then there's
producer Brad and he's always just annoyed with things. And
then there's Gabby, your social media producer. I definitely don't
want this posted on social media. And jubill you never
(48:05):
know what weird thing is going to come out of
your mouth. But I'm pretty sure Nina could help me
out pressure and maybe you're listeners too. If I can
please come on the show and ask for some advice,
I'd really appreciate it. I'm about to marry the love
of my life. But I also might have to call
the whole thing off a week before the wedding. Am
I the worst person ever? Question mark from Dylan and
(48:26):
Dylan is on the phone right now, so we can
see what the issue is. Dylan what's up?
Speaker 11 (48:31):
Hey guys, Hey you guys, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Good sounds like you're in a spot though, Why do
you think you're gonna have to call off your wedding?
Speaker 11 (48:40):
And yeah, so I got this issue going on. I
don't know what to do. I'll just first say I
love the show. I love you guys, thank you, But
I really need to help with this situation. Basically, like
I'm getting married in a week, right, and be before
(49:00):
I got engaged and wanted to, you know, make sure
I was committing to this fully. I decided to go
on a date with my ex girlfriend just to make
sure that. I know, it sounds weird, but I was
just I wanted to make sure I was making the
right decision and that, you know, I wanted closure with
my with my eggs, and so I did that right
(49:24):
after getting engaged.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Does you know that you did that?
Speaker 11 (49:29):
She does not. I didn't tell her. I thought she
would get upset. But it was cool. We didn't do anything,
you know, it was just it was just dinner and
talking about lives and stuff. And then but after this,
I was very sure that I, you know, I wanted
to marry my fiance. I got my closure. It was good,
(49:49):
you know, I just needed that. The issue is this girl,
my eggs, she's now the right mean to tell my
fiance about this date. And she even has like pictures
and what you know, basically ruined like the.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Wedding pictures of its uh on the date with her
or something.
Speaker 11 (50:14):
Yeah, I mean she's threatening to break the news to
like everyone at the wedding that we went on a
date and like show all these pictures and like probably
even like crash the wedding. I mean, she's kind of nuts.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Okay, wow, just tell your fyance.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I mean I feel like that had to been a
thought whenever you made the date.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
So she's threatening to show up at your wedding and
then in front of everybody during the wedding tell them
that you went on a date with her after you
were engaged. But I feel like if nothing happened, is
that is that what it is doing?
Speaker 7 (50:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (50:47):
I don't know what to do. I mean, there there's
kind of one other thing I didn't tell you guys.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Well before that though, like, uh, you haven't so you
haven't said anything to your fiance.
Speaker 11 (51:01):
I've not told her anything. Was it wasn't that I
was trying to keep it from her. I just didn't
want her to like think anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
What do you think? What do you think she would
do if you sat down with her before the wedding
and said, hey, I went out on a date just
to see nothing happened, and they're threatening to show up
at the wedding and tell everybody. What do you think
your fiance would do? How would she react?
Speaker 11 (51:25):
She probably should probably be really, I mean, this has
been like a couple of months ago, so I'm thinking,
you know, she'll be mad that I kept the secret
type of thing.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
She'll probably be bad. But what she also call it off?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Like if I knew you went on a date with
someone after we got engaged, especially with your ex, would
you call it off?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I don't think you're calling it off. I know, because
if you went on your date, all of that money
is spent, your wedding is already planned. So if you
get in front of it right now, and if she's
not the one that's telling, if your ex is the
one that shows up and gets all psycho before you
even get a chance to explain yourself, you're screwed. But
but if you get up there and you get to
tell her how you feel or why you did that.
Probably shouldn't have done that in the first place, but
(52:05):
you can tell her you shouldn't have. But she's not
going to cancel a wedding just because you went out
with your ex because you had cold feet. I mean
that seems a little bit dramatic. No, we're getting text
in that say just tell her. Yeah, you get out
in front of it. You were calling it a date,
but I think it was more like a closure dinner.
Maybe we can rebrand it a little bit before you
tell the day. I say, that's what Brad would be.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
How to brand it right? So it wasn't a date,
it was a closure dinner. Yeah, I just want to
make sure.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
She was fully out, you know, but she's not playing
by the rules, and I want you to know she's
got this plan baby.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yeah, and then you lean into the whole like I've
never been more sure about how much I love you
in my life, Like you're the greatest thing. You lean
into that you never make that mistake again, and I
think you'll be fine. But if this girl shows up,
then you're gonna have problems. You don't want to ruin
your fiance's wedding day either, So it's not about the
wedding getting canceled now or whatever. It's about getting ruined
save it.
Speaker 11 (52:58):
Yeah. So I agree with all that, and I think
you guys would, right, There's just like one other thing
that I didn't tell you, guys, And I don't want
you guys to think I'm like a bad person. It
was just a weak moment, you know. The thing is
like we hooked up. I didn't think it was going
(53:21):
to happen. I drove her home and we had some
drinks and it just it just happened.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
And but is that what she has pictures? That's a
totally different conversation now.
Speaker 11 (53:34):
I don't know. But what's even worse is that she
told me that she's pregnant.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Maybe you should I got my ex pregnant. And what
do I do?
Speaker 11 (53:53):
I really, straight up, I don't have to do right now.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I think you have to talk. You have to talk
to your fiance.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
I don't think you're getting married in a Yeah, yeah
you can.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
You can get married again in nine months. But yeah,
I think you have to talk to her one hundred percent.
Let us know how it goes, Okay.
Speaker 11 (54:14):
All right, so I just come clean to her, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Mean, yeah, without the you got her pregnant thing. It
might not be that bad, but this is something that
you definitely need to tell her you have babies coming.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
She's gonna find out one way or another, so it's
better coming from you.
Speaker 11 (54:33):
Yeah, you're right. Well, I'm worried, but I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Advise, let us know how it goes. Okay, Okay, good luck.
If you want to d any advice that we can
actually help you with, give us email the show before
your grave is already done.
Speaker 12 (54:55):
Jewbles, Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little great?
Speaker 11 (55:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I do. Sweet, let's here?
Speaker 8 (55:02):
That is it?
Speaker 15 (55:04):
Okay? If I'm a guy, I like to crustius as
a girl. Okay, And so sometimes I like to wear
like white to freeze mm hmm. And I like to
get on a chocolate I'll tick with like I see
a chocolate all of my butt. And I like to
go to like a store like the area where I
(55:25):
know people like to get like attention from people. Do
you really see a chocolate all of your pants? I'm like, well,
I surprise and something about long but it's just I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
I get that.
Speaker 15 (55:34):
Thrills having like chocolate all in my buttons, walking around
it and being in public.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Which part gives you the thrill that people are looking
at your butt or that they're shocked that there's chocolate
on it?
Speaker 15 (55:47):
I think like both.
Speaker 7 (55:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (55:48):
I just I just think it's funny enough, like wearing
like white to freeze and I kind of chocolate And
I don't know, it's just it's weird.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
And that's one way to get a compliment on your butt.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, well, enjoy it, you know. Fun sounds fun?
Speaker 15 (56:08):
Yeah, well, thank you for it interesting for a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, if they've been like, hey, I just commented on
chocolate on somebody's but the other day. Weird pose. Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret. Hello, hello, hey,
you have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet? What
is it?
Speaker 7 (56:30):
I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many
years ago to pay my rent. That's it. One time,
one and done. Never do it again.
Speaker 6 (56:39):
Never did it before.
Speaker 15 (56:44):
You?
Speaker 7 (56:45):
No?
Speaker 8 (56:45):
No, oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (56:48):
Actually in a McDonald's bag.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Oh wait, that's.
Speaker 12 (56:51):
How easy it is.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
You say, a bag?
Speaker 7 (56:54):
Well, I mean, I'm sure if anything had happened, you know,
it's not very hidden. Sometimes the more obvious thing is
the less obvious thing, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, you have a guardian angel on that run.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
Dang.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
Yeah, it was terrifying. I tried to back out after
agreeing to it.
Speaker 15 (57:10):
It was too late. I ended up doing it, getting
it done, and never did it again.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. El chopo,
no eye. You never know by looking at me. Yeah,
it don't sound sound like it, but you know. Thank
you have a good one. You guys, what's your dirty
little secret.
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