Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Alyssa is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been with her boyfriend for five years. His name
is Hector, but now she thinks that something might be
going on, so we'll see if we can help her out. Alyssa,
sorry you're going through it, but what's up. Why do
you think Hector might be cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well, last night his phone rang in the middle of
the night a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
He's also just been kind of working later than.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Usual, and I didn't want to wake him up, you know,
because of the phone thing.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I didn't want to wake him up by checking it.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
But I was hoping that, you know, when he saw
these two missed calls late in the night, he might
mention it the next day and kind of be like, oh,
that was, you know, whatever it was.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And I kind of feel like maybe I'm overthinking things now.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But just in the last month or so, when I've
tried to like initiate getting intimate.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He's he just says he's really tired.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And that he's really stressed out from work, and you know,
and then the one time when we did kind of
start to like start things.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
He he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, so that wouldn't work, right.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Was he drinking or anything? Oh? Okay, No, he just
said it's just stressed.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, Well that's possible.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, I guess it's possible.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I'm but then I, you know, I'm start to get
in my head that maybe he's minched attracted to me anymore.
I could go off on a whole spiraling tangent about it,
you know. And and then the other day I borrowed
his car to run an errand and I opened up
the trunk and there was a woman's white top tucked
in in the corner of his trunk. And for me, yeah,
(01:43):
for me, that was like, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So you found you found it woman's top in the
back of his car, in the trunk of his car.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Does he hang out with any other women other than you? Like,
does he have friends, sisters, cousins, anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Nobody who lives close by, Nobody who you know?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Did you confront him about it? No?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Has his phone ever rang in the middle of the
night before, like for work related purposes?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
No, it wouldn't make sense. I mean, like almost midnight.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
There are pretty is he not like a doctor. Well,
I'm trying to think that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know, and you would hear like multiple times versus
that's true, that's true. Is there anybody you suspect it
could be?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't know, he's shy, you know, so, I I
this was the last thing that I would think he'd
be capable of. But these are just a couple of
two coincidental things that are just making me feel really weird.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I mean, so he doesn't get calls on his
phone late at night usually No, not usually, And he
probably doesn't have other women's clothes in his car.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Usually no, donnely not usually so.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
And then one last question kind of in that department.
Have you guys had problems with stress and intimacy before?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I mean we've you know, we've gone through about the
stress and you know, with family, with work, but it's
never gotten to that point where it's just a complete shutdown.
You know, We've both been able to compartmentalize. If anything,
its helped.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We'll see if we can figure out. Then you already
told us a grocery store. He's a rewards membrette. So
we'll play a song comeback and then pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that he's this month's
big winner of free flowers from our flooral department, and
we'll see if he sends those cu or to somebody else. Okay, okay, right,
play a song, comeback, get here to Catch a Cheeter next,
it's the Jubile Show. Right in the middle of to
(03:45):
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Alyssa is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
five years named Hector might be messing around. So in
a minute, we're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at,
and say that every month we choose one lucky rewards
member who can three flowers delivered from a floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
Melissa or to somebody else, and then we'll know if
(04:06):
he's cheating or not. Alyssa, Before we do that, why
don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, well, Hector has been working very late lately, much
later than usual, and then about a week ago his
phone ring in the middle of the night a couple
times and he was asleep, didn't want to make a
thing of it, did and want to wake him up
by checking it. But then I was borrowing his car
and there was a woman's shirt in his car in
(04:32):
his trunk, and so yeah, basically all of these things.
Oh and also it's just kind of some intimacy issues.
He's kind of not wanting to be intimate lately, saying
he's too stressed out. And so my mind is running
the gamut of what all of this could mean. If
he cheating, if he just not attracted to me anymore,
(04:55):
what the.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Hell going on?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah? I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, here we go. Hey, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Hector.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, hi Hector.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you very much for
shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations cool sol.
Oh maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single
month we choose one lucky Rewards card member that gets
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. You've actually won
thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
(05:41):
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States of America's.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's just our little way of saying thank you for
shopping with us.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I can take the information down over the phone in
just a matter of minutes. If you know you want
to send them to right now, I can do that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Now I know who could really some flowers right now?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, great? First thing I will need would be the
first and last name of the person you'd like to
send the flowers to.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, send them to a Gracie.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Gracie, yes, before I get the address of where you
want them delivered. Is there anything you'd like to put
on a card to Gracie?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Sure, Wayne, put down who knew you'd be the perfect fit.
Thank you so much for going the extra mile. Hopefully
I didn't stretch it out too much and throw on
like Winkie face or something.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Be fun.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I can definitely not do that for you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, you kidding me, Hector.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called Stretch a Cheater where
we see if you're cheating by who your significant other
sends flowers to, and that's your girlfriend Alyssa on the phone,
probably wondering what all that meant.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Hopefully I didn't stretch it out too much.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm not I'm not cheating. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You just sent a massive display of roses to some
named Gracie with some flirty, weird sexual notes.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And then you're like surprised.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I'm freaking out. Yeah, I'm freaking out. I feel like
my heart's gonna explode.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yea is a perfect fit.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah, I mean I completely understand. Wait, notice this makes sense.
Just to hear me out.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I think I think you're the most beautiful woman on
the planet.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Okay, it's that's that's not the case here.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You're gonna need some.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I would I would be happy to. I would be
happy to. Gracie is a coworker of mine.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Why are you selling your flowers? And that's a good question, though,
that's a great question, good questions.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
No, I I get this, this, this, this makes sense.
Just hear me out on this, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Make it makes sense that you're you're sending roses to.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
A coworker that I've never heard of before and you're
getting weird phone calls in the middle of the night,
and suddenly you're staying out later and you.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Won't sleep with me. And then I find a woman's
shirt in your trunk. But no, but this all just
makes sense. It all is just a part of your
work because.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh you saw the shirt. Oh god, this.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Is funny to you. What why wouldn't tell me?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, if this is also just innocent misunderstanding, why wouldn't
you tell me? Because how do you think you would
feel if the situation will reversed? And then you find
some men's pair of pants.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
In my car?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
No, I get the situation. You hear me out for
a second. I can make this all makes sense.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Please make it all make sense.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
The other day, we have this big meeting with our
clients that are in Japan. They're the ones who've been
calling me. Japan is seventeen hours.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Ahead of us, and they always get the schedules mixed.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Up between us, so it never quite lines up at
a great time.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, So those calls are from your clients in Japan exactly.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yes, there are a new project we just started with them. Uh,
they've been calling and our schedules are quite frankly egregious.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's gonna be the new like code word for getting
calls in the middle of the night from I'm sorry,
this is an interesting coincidence.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, so I'm in the meeting.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
I spill coffee all over my shirt. Gracie has an
extra shirt in her car and we were about the
same size.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So she very kindly let me borrow her shirt.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
But after I borrowed it, I took it home so
that I could take it to the dry cleaner. And
we are about the same size, but like I am
a little bigger. That's what I meant by stretching it out.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Stretching it out, well, I'm then a winkie face. That
doesn't sound very innocent if you've been throwing a winkie
face at the end of it, I oh, it seemed
kind of fun. You didn't I don't know why you
didn't tell me, Like, just give me a heads up
so I don't misconstrue these late night phone calls. Like
that's okay, Yeah, I know you work with people O receieved,
(10:08):
so I'm expensive people in Japan are calling you. But
then like maybe silence, you're calling after work hours, you're like,
I don't know if you give me a heads up,
like the courtesy of Hector.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Why do you think you didn't share that pretty funny
antidote about wearing your coworker's shirt that day, like when
you got home to Alyssa, Like I feel like that
is something that you would share with your partner.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Like You're never going to.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Believe this, honestly, because I was a little embarrassed. I'm
supposed to have the shirt back to Gracie like I.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Was the next day. It's been a week. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I'll admit I probably should have let you in on
the fact that people be calling me late at night.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Are you ever going to get that poor girl her
shirt back?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Do you believe him? Jupil sounds legit to me? I mean, listen,
do you believe him?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I mean, he's dumb enough for this all to be true.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It's a pretty elaborate story just to make up sure.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
This is such a stupid hector thing. We've been together
for five years and this is very hector of him.
But please don't make me panic like this ever again.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Just like let me in. That's fair on the bit, Okay,
I think that it's.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
More than fair, of course I am. I'm so sorry
for putting in this position. You know, there's there's no
way I cheat on you. I have no problem actually
showing you my phone log for these calls, and I
can even I can.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You can talk to Gracie if you want to back
me up. I'm so sorry that you were ever in
a position where you thought this could be the case.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Thank you, and maybe you can get me some flowers too.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Of course, the
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Jewel shows to catch a cheater.