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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile show.
Bill is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and he thinks that his wife of eleven years might
be cheating. So in a few minutes we were to
call her and see if we can catch her if
she is, but hopefully she isn't. Bill, what's going on, man,
why do you think your wife's cheating?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I know that she has like insomnia, so sometimes if
she can't sleep, so go down to the market for
you know whatever Sunday drinks, sunny eat, but that's really rare.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
But lately it's spent pretty constant. So at least four
times now that I've woken up.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
She's not in the house, you know, not even in
you know, not even like the next room or anything.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So ask her about it. She just says, you know,
it's my insomnia. So I took that at face value.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
And then I noticed there's weird charges on our bank account,
like at weird times in the morning. So it's it's
not like too much money or anything. But I can
just tell that this has been happening more and more.
So that's the nothing both of it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So she just tells you that she has insomnia but
doesn't tell you where she's going.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, I mean that's kind of where I'm yeah, hoping
it's not my worst fear, which would be infidelity. But
I mean, I mean my wife, I will say she's
very attractive, and it wouldn't surprise me if some you know,
guy was trying to weasel his way into her bad
when she's not sleeping with me. But but I'm not
(01:29):
saying that. I'm not like saying that my wife is
permissu with you know, I'm not I'm not saying that.
I'm just she's very attractive, so I would doubt it
if she's has attention from other men. And that's why
I'm calling.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Is she doing anything else other than not being home?
I mean, which is you know, it's kind of odd.
I feel like there's so many questions to that, but
she isn't really giving them to you at the moment.
But yeah, outside of that, have there been other things
that have happened that are maybe giving you that vibe?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Are you guys supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, I mean we're pretty much. I mean, we don't
really go out, you know, every we.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Don't have date night every week or.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Anything, and to our credit, you know, that's something that
I think couple should do. And she's, you know, voice
her opinion that you know, we never go out, and
I mean, I I think that's a good idea as
a couple to go out, but I'm just after work.
I'm just really tired, and so I'm not ready to
go out until you know, ten eleven.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You know, I'm not the one.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
With in thomnia, so I need to get my rest
before work.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So I don't know, you know, she kind of took
that as a personal attack, and she was.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Saying about, how, you know, we've become old people. You
see commercials you only just like sit on the front porch,
and do you want me to take up knitting? And I mean,
I'm just like, I do want to go out with her,
but I'm just like mentally spent by the end of
the day, you know. So that's kind of what I
guess the tipping point that was, I don't know, like
a month or so ago, and we had this kind
of I don't want to still like a full boar fight,
(02:58):
but you know, a disagreement.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Where we weren't having a civil conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But and that led me to you know, the last
like I said, the last couple of weeks, these one
four times and I've woken up and she's not been there,
and you know, just kind of says, you know, I'm
just dealing with my insomnia.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, I can understand being concerned in that moment. Has
she dealt with insomnia in the past. I mean, you
guys have been married for eleven years, so if she
ever had insomnia before, what would she do?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, Like this is something that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean, as long as we've been a couple, I've
always been able to sleep like the dead, and unfortunately,
something she doesn't have, you know, the ability to sleep
through the night. So this the insomnia, is not the
thing that's thrown me off. It's just the you know,
the weird charges of the weird times, of the warning
in the bank account. So you can't really you know,
just as merchant services, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Stay you know, you know, it doesn't say like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The particular grocery store, gas station or you know, fill
in the blanket, just has like a merchant services of course. Yeah, okay,
you already told us what grocery store.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You guys are rewards card members at so play a
song come back, and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that she's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment,
our way of saying thank you for shopping, and see
if she sends them to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, hey, better you than me?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, all right, man, Like I said, I hope she's
not cheating, but we'll find out for you, right it.
For this, you're right in the middle of to catch
a cheater, and Bill is on the phone. He thinks
that his wife, Kathy of eleven years, might be cheating.
So in a second, we're gonna call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member at, and say that every single month, we
choose one random rewards card member who gets free flowers
(04:40):
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if she
sends those to him or to somebody else. But first, Bill,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, like you said, my wife and I have been
early eleven years.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I hope she's not cheating, but I'm looking for an
answer on why she's dealing with her insomnia, which is
a thing that I've known about for as long spent together,
and these past couple of weeks, when I've asked her
about it, she's kind of brushed me off.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And then when I've looked into.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Our bank account, I've seen weird charges at weird times
in the morning that I can't readily explain away, and
she doesn't seem too willing to divulge.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Information about that's a shady part. All right, Well, we'll
call her right now and see if we can figure
it out for you. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You ready, Hey, fingers crossed?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan
calling from I was looking for a rewards card member Cassie.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yes, it is she.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh Cassie, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling just to say congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, okay, Also where did I win?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen the signs. So every single
month we choose one random award card member who gets
free flowers deliver from our new floor apartment. So you've
won thirty six long stin red roses, a box of candy,
your chocolates and card to be delivered to anybody that
you want to with in the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh that's so sweet. Okay, well I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Thank you, well, thank you for shopping. We really do
appreciate your business. If you know who you want to
send them to, I can take down the information in
just a couple of minutes. I can do it over
the phone.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, that's fine, I can. I'll have you send them
to my husband.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So, okay, what's your husband's name?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Bill?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Sure? Should I just tell you?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Or yeah? I can put it down. How long you
guys been together?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh we've been together about eleven years now.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh wow, that's a long one. If I was with
somebody for eleven years, so I would be sometimes I
probably wouldn't help myself up, you know, be windows shopping
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
So you're in it for the long haul, you know
it's there. You're ups and down and.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Uh, I just wondered if you're you know, you're a
cheat on your husband or anything like that. No, no,
not everything about it ever.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Wait, wait, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What's going on? Is this is actually Jubil from the
Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. Hi, I mean also
on the show, Hi, and I'm Victoria. We do a
segment that's called to Catch a Cheater. So if somebody
suspects their significant other of cheating, they see who they
send flowers to. And your husband, Bill is actually on
the phone.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
What, oh my god, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Well, hon, you don't tell me where you're going. And
then I've noticed the money that's been going from.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Our bank account.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It doesn't say like where you're getting, you know, getting
the money out of it. Just see the money leaving
the account. And you're not telling you where you're at.
So I don't know what you're doing. And it's been
not like a one time thing or a couple of
types consistent here, So I didn't know where to where
to turn on, where to look. So surprised.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Okay, I I'm sorry that you have gone through this
much trouble. And yeah, I mean I've been sneaking out
if you will, but I'm not cheating on you. I'm
not cheating on you, Okay. I just you know what
I deal with at night, and I get bored and
I don't like going to bars, and you're a boring moron,
(08:30):
but I love you. We tell out right, So I
don't want to go to like bars and stuff without you.
So instead I've been going to the casino. Okay, that's
me coming clean too. I will order just like a
drink or two and sit there for a little bit
(08:51):
and it dons me out and I can relax and
then come home and get some decent sleep. But I
promise I am out partying. I mean, I don't know
how the else to care. I am not cheating on you.
I feel bad that I have to do this and
that I've been lying to you. But at the same time,
(09:13):
the reason why I haven't.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Told you is because I know that you probably stay
up and wait for me, or b you'd insist on
coming to the casino with me, and then you'd hate
it the whole time, right, And I'd rather that you
just stay home and you sleep.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And just let me do what I need to do.
And you know that's why I haven't told you. I
don't know what I'll say. I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Hope you're on set.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I guess seeing Lady Luck is better than seeing another man.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, I'm a little like I mean, I know that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm asleep and I would wait up for you if
that's where you were. So I mean I am I mean, yeah,
I'm a little kind of hurt that you don't want
me to.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Go to the casino with you, but I don't want.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You also like you know, whatever a clock and then
walking around the house not you know, just now you're
be able to count cheap or anything. So and honestly, huh,
I mean if I didn't, like, if something really did
happen and let's say, you know, God forbid, and you
didn't make it home before I woke up, I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What am I you know?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Or you know, if I don't know where you are
and you know you're north of the casino and something happened.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
At least I would know that's where you were. But
just kind of being m I A you know what
I mean, like I have, I have, you could be
it could be three states away.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
You know, I get it, I get it, I get it. Listen,
I now you know it's working for me for now,
and uh, you know it's working, and now you know
there's no hiding. You know, maybe every once in a
while you can come with me. If you really want.
I did, actually like, I have a really good night
(10:57):
last night, and I can actually even afford to take
us on little trip.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's one way I lied to you.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Buy one money, one money.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I think we deserve to have fun and get out.
And uh, why don't you know we've been talking about
taking a beach trip, and uh, we should just do it.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, let's not say how much money you want, but
a beach trip.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Seems like a good amount.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right, your bags.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, I guess I'm glad that I thought you were cheating, said,
you guys are doing it.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
One way to look at it
Speaker 5 (11:39):
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