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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can I take your order? Am I get a.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Tall child, a large black coffee, large black cop Do
you mean a venty No, I mean a war he
means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest fun you that Venti is large?
No vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large. In fact,
tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's
the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the
(00:22):
only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Rachel. What's up, Rachel? How are you? Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hello, Rachel? Are you ready to take on Victoria? I
think so ooh? You think it? Usually?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Usually you do pretty good.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Did you do good yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Because I did terrible? I did. That was a rough day.
All right, that's fine for today. But that means that
I'm starting low.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So there's only one way to go.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, if you set the bar low enough, there's nowhere
to go but up. Exactly right, that's like, yeah, octations
are for fools.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Exactly are we gonna send Victoria out in the studio?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
What's that? Rachel? I just said that.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's for me as well.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I've never played before.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So oh there you go from here.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right, so half of a right answer is all
you need today to feel good? All right, here we go.
Victoria's leaving the studio, and here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Rachel, your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda
game series? What is the national sport of Canada?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Fucky?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What does the H and H two O stand for?
You did in which US state? Would you find?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The Grand Canyon Arizona?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon?
Neil Armstrong? What famous building did King Kong climb in
the original nineteen thirty three film?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And got that?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and Rachel,
while she's getting ready and putting your headphones on and stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Here's a question for you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If you woke up one morning with gills, would you
tell anybody about it or keep it a secret? What?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I would totally tell everyone about it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, jump in the water, text me and study me.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Say that again. Sounds like she's underwater. Yeah, sounds like
she's got gilts it happened. What did you say? No
one could kiss me? Oh yeah, because you jump into
the water. That's right. Yeah, you would have to pay
bills again.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I would tell very few people that I had gills. Yeah, yeah,
when they want everybody knowing, well.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You'd be like a mermaid then a murmurman, yeah, murman.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, all sorts of things going through my head right now, Okay,
probably just move along, ye all right, here we go. Yeah,
thirty seconds. Victoria to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Rachel outright to win? Okay, yep, and
(03:17):
Rachel you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
To go.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda
game series Zelda? What is the national sport of Canada?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's oger?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What does the age y I met Mayne hockey. What
does the H and H two O stand for hydrogen?
In which US state would you find the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Ry Kenyon, Think, think, think, thank, thank, thank, thank no matter.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon? Ah, yeah,
that's Biking Armstrong.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Wait that is Dij's up next?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What famous building did King Kong climb in the original
nineteen thirty three film. Oh crap, I'm Bartay building.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Did I get that right?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't know, don't know, but let's find out. Send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard. Producer Brad, I did give you
Victoria one that I don't I don't actually know what
your answer was because it was nine half words.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I did give it to you, though. You got three? Correct? Yeah,
Rachel got four? Serious, Rachel, you did it beat Victoria. Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Why you got Little Wayne tickets?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Too? Little Wayne? Thank you? You're welcome. All right, let's
get the answers now.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
In Nina, the main character's name in the Legend of
Zelda game series is Link WHOA that's messed up. The
national sport of Canada is lacrosse. Oh dang it, H
and hto stands for hydrogen. The US state where you'll
find the Grand Canyon is Arizona. Oh Neil Armstrong was
the first person to step foot on the moon. The
Empire State Building was the famous building King Kong climbed
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in the original nineteen thirty three films.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Thanks you got all those ride then, pretty much?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Congratulations Rachel, Thank you, Rachel, you believe that moon landing stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Here we go. Rachel's literally calling from.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Them, completely made up, completely made up. All right, Rachel,
thank you for playing. We play you verse Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want
to play Victoria, all you have to do is dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com and your phone prank happens every single hour
on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Your next one is.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Coming up right after this, and then right after that
is Nina's what's trending. Also, remember the Juble Show live
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