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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
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your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
in a game of trivia for Maior and News tickets.
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the stuff to take on Vickie. What there's like a
commercial where it says that, and that's all I'm thinking about.
So where's the commercial say?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's like you got the stuff, but like, what is
that commercial? I can't think of it.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Is it a commercial for you versus Victoria? Yeah? By
stuff fresh yep?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
If you got the stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Are you wait?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Are you sure, not thinking of Arby's. We have the meats,
and you're thinking we have the stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We have the sea.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
That may be what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
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on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
for Mirror Nurse tickets today and let's meet our contestant
for today is you versus Victoria? Mary? What's up?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
How are you hi?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm good, I'm excited?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Are you so good?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Question?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Practice practicing all morning?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What do you practice?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I was just listening to old episodes on the app.
Today you're like today's today. It won't be like the
same questions.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But I just heard Victoria get beaten by like an
eleven year old.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Seem like an athlete watching game takes. You could beat
those suckers. All right, we're going to send Victoria out
of the studio. Here we go, Mary, thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
May your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Which planet has the most moons?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Jupiter?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What is the smallest bone in the human body? What
color do you get when you mix red and white?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Pink?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Who wrote the novel Fahrenheit four fifty one? Oka? What
is what type of animal? Is a platypus a mammal?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
All right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled Mary and putting out her headphones and stuff.
Here's a question for you. When is the last time
you talk to yourself out loud? And what did you discuss?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't talk to myself out loud?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Really, Okay, what's the last thing you discussed with your pet?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I told my bird to be quiet.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'm going to sound cool.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh is that a bird? You can probably hear him
right now? Yeah? Can? I thought? Maybe you're at work?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Ye, Now here's the phone ring.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
He gets excited.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
He says, Hello, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I want to I want a bird like that. What
does he so? Does he say words too? Is it
one of those birds?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, he's a cockatoo. He was my grandma's, but she
passed away, so now he's mine.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What is it? What does he say?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
What he's like?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
He says, hi the most he says, I love you,
says I think your grand He says about Joey I
gave him.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
He says, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That was awesome. All right, Victoria, here we go thirty seconds,
hands as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to be married out
right to win and marry you or your bird can
tell her when.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
To go, okay, go, Which planet has the most moons? Uranus?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What is the smallest bone in the human body?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You're toe?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, no, it's in your ear, isn't it. It's in
your ear? I wrote it as though.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Next, what color do you get when you mix red
and white? Uh? Pink? Who wrote the novel Fahrenheit four
fifty one? Firefire? What type of animal is a platypus?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Really? Cool?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
One? All right?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
You didn't you're going fast enough?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Same amount of questions then, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
We could have got one more if you've got a
little faster.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'm just enjoying. I'm enjoying the bird in the background.
It's cool. It feels like we're outside this. Vers are
just chirping in the background.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
All right, let's go to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did. And Nina is out so our social media.
So Gabby has your score? Mary got too correct and
Victoria also got too correct. Oh it's a tie, Mary.
That means though, congratulations, the tie goes to you. So
you're the winner, and you got Marriager's tickets just for playing. Congratulations,
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Thank you? Yeap. All right, let's get the answers now.
With produce, brad.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Saturn is the planet with the most moons. Well, which
Mary did say? She just said it, did she get it?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Stapes, which is in the ear, is the smallest bone
in the human body where it was Pink is the
color you get when you mix red and white. Ray
Bradbury wrote, Fahrenheit four fifty one and plat a pie
are mammals?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Bro, that's the kind of question you were asking. You
did not ask that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, you just asked what kind of animal is it?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
And what type of animal? And mammal is an animal type?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You got mad? That may be what did you think
you're asking?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I heard just what kind of animal is im?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Like, I don't know, A really cool one, Like I
don't know, I've never seen that.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Really, that's gonna be the answer to a trivia question. Yeah,
really cool, fun one.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Hey Mary, kind of beaky. Thank you for playing and
have a great day. Yeah. Also, I've never heard a plaidibus.
This guy was really cool. Mostly it's just like, what
a weird creature?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
So what do you mean? Have you seen him? Phineas
and Ferb that show.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's like he's like a secretted in that show. It's
just like I don't know. It's just like God was like,
I'm just gonna throw everything on one just see what happens.
I'm gonna throw all kinds of things on this one thing.
They'll call it a mammal at some point, but a
web feet of beak hair. Teas.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I think they even have teas.