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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Mariners tickets. So if you
think you have what it takes, call us up right
now eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
can take down Victoria.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
But you probably can't.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Ac I've had my coffee today and originally a m
my coffee way too sweet, and it was honestly terrible,
and I think kind of gave me a bit of
a sugar rush. But then I made more coffee that
was in the kitchen, and I think that's kind of
helping out.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
As can hear your voice a second. Hear how it's helping.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Oh yeah, hopefully the avacado you've decided to timely eat
during this segment will slow you down a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Well, Brad, Breakfast of champions should be done at breakfast time.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I am a champion of not much.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
She did win her.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Last round, So yeah you did, Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's jubile show.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
What am I some sort of a memory challenged airhead? No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 7 (01:37):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Mariners tickets today. Then let's meet
our contestant for you, verus Victoria, Emily.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What's up, Emily? How are you good? Are you ready
to go? Fired up?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'm excited?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Whoa, it's very excited. That's sorry, that's a weird, weird
way to say it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
No, no, I think that's seconds. Okay, yeah, it's either
neuropathy or excitement.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, we're gonna see Victoria's Victoria is very confused
by that one.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I'll watch a lot of late night TV, and they
got some commercials that tell me what neuropathy is.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
All right, Victoria is leaving the room. Well she leaves, Emily.
Here we go. Game is played like this.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Which planet is famous for its giant red spot?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Giant spot?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
All what's the capital of Portugal?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
In what sport do you use a shuttlecock?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Oh? Oh yeah, that's with the birdie jackets.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Did you have an answer for that?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Emily? Are you underwater? Do you have a special water
phone that you're underwater?
Speaker 8 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 7 (03:30):
I have the sand going that's it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, did you answer the last one? Because I heard
a bunch of stuff but I couldn't get a definitive answer.
Did you get one on that produce of bread?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I did not.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
I thought I was thinking racketball, But I'm like, what
is the name of that? Like, it's not.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Victoria's coming back? And now I want to tiper.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Off her headphones.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm gonna just let that slot all right.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Before Victoria goes, here's a question for you, Emily. If
you were famous for something super embarrassing, what would it be.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
I left my sandwich in my locker when I was
in annual training or not annual training but advanced individual training,
and I got a nickname of Hamburglar because we were
to stop food in our locker.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
That was kind of embarrassing, Victoria, If you were famous
for something super embarrassing, what would it be?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Probably for attempting to braw a bank they were attempts,
because I wouldn't I don't think i'd make it, to
be honest with you, would be a really good I
would try to, like also be a really good a
ghettoy driver and almost like a fast and furious on
the roads. But I don't think. I think eventually I
had crashed on something like I'm not that great of it.
But so I think that's what i'd be famous for.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah, the attempt you can be my getaway driver.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This is embarrassing, all right, So here we go thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and you have to beat Emily outright
to win. In Emily, you can tell Victoria when.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
To go go.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Which planet is famous for its great red spot? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Mars.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What's the capital of Portugal?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yikes, I don't know past.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
In what sport do you use a shuttlecock? I don't
know what is the term for a baby swan. What's
the name of the long narrow country in South America's
West coast?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Long narrow?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Victoria last it.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Let's find out as did and send it over to
our scoreboard. And Nina is out, so our social media producer,
he has your score.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Victoria didn't get any.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Right, you can't even function.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
I don't know what possessed me to do the voice,
but I'm so happy.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
That Emily you did get one.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Hey, congratulations Emily.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Emily, you won. You got Mariner's tickets. You'd be Victoria.
Let's get the answers now with prod.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
All right, Jupiter has the great Red spot. Lisbon is
the capital of Portugal. Bad minton used as a shuffle cock.
I know that sad segment is a term for a
baby swan.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
And Chile is the long narrow country in South America's
West coast.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, it was a hard one.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Thank you for playing. You have a great day. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
We play you Verse Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Remember if you want to play, just dm US at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.