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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 3 (00:01):
Can I get a tall chip at a large black coffee?
Large black cos?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Do you mean a venty No, I mean a large.
He means a Venti.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Venti is large.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
No Venti is twenty danny.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, tall is large and
grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, You're stupid
in three languages. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Mari News
tickets today, So call us up if you want to play.
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(00:42):
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if you think you can take down Victoria. Yeah, and
I am just due for a win, that's all. I
don't know if it's confidence or what, but I'm due
for a win, so that just like it's been a minute,
so I need to win.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Who's who put the due date out? I did?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, yeah, it's it's like it's past due. All right,
call right now if you want to play You Verse
Victoria is next. It's the Jubile showed.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Idiots the dictionary.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You know what you'll find picture of me, No, the
definition of the word idiot, which you are. It's time
for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance
to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
for Mariner's Tickets today. And let's meet our contestant for
you verse, Victoria, Kyla. What's up, Kyla? Good morning, Good morning?
(01:40):
How are you doing today? Good wonderful? Thank you for asking?
Sound so happy? Like no, it is that she should be,
but it's so fun. Apparently Victoria does not like happy people.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I do.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It sounds so happy. No, that's a good thing. More
happy in the world. All Right, we're gonna send angry
Vicky out of the room or sad VICKI, whatever you are.
And while she's leaving, here we go, Kyla thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
(02:16):
to win. Okay, okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Here we go, Kyla. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Which Greek hero killed the minotaur? What type of animal
is bambi? I? What is the term for animals that
live both in water and on land? Let's I don't
know which fruit is known as the king of fruits?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Pa?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What is the administrative capital of South Africa?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, okay, time is up. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while Victoria is getting ready and putting
your headphones on and stuff, Kyla, here's a question for you.
If you had to scream one word every time you
entered a room, what would it be? What that two words? Victoria?
(03:20):
If you had to scream one word every time you
walked into the room, what would be? I don't think
it'd be one where? I think that would about three?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Bingo banjo bojo?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, scream it though it does sound like one word,
that sounds like yeas. All right, here we go, Victoria
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Kyla. Outright to win, and Kyla, you can tell
Victoria when to go all right?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Which Greek hero killed the minotaur?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Uh uh, pre's jackson.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What type of animal is Bambi the deer? What is
the term for animals that can live both in water
and on land?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Really freaking cool?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Which fruit is known as the King of fruits?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The King of fruits? O strawberries?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What is the administrative capital of South africas past? What's
the longest running Broadway show of all time? Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
R mean Juliette? Next one? Wait ere?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, got that in can always get what you want, kiddo.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did. Nina is out, so our social media
producer Gabby has your score today. Kyla and Victoria both
got one correct. No, congratulations, Happiness wins. It's a little
lesson for you, Victoria. Happiness always wins. You've got Mariner's
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tickets just for playing to you, so thank you. All right,
let's get the answers now.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Producer Brad Feceus is the Greek hero who killed the minotaur.
A deer is the type of animal that Bambie happens.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
To it was a trick question. I mean, I thought
maybe it was something other than a deer. I was like,
I swear bam.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Or something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Amphibians live both in water and on land. Durian fruit
is the king of fruits. Pretoria is the administrative capital
of South Africa, and The Phantom of the Opera is
the longest running Broadway show of all time.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Terrible question, A Durian fruit the king of all fruits?
Good name? Yeah, I'm King Darian of the fruits. Yes,
that's what it now sounds like. Duke Pitch, Hey, Kyla,
thank you very much for playing. Thank you yeap half
(05:43):
a great day. We play you ver Victoria. This the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want
to play Victoria, all you have to do is d
m us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com. We guys talking about over there a
terrible questions. These are hard questions.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Who knows the answers?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No one knows the answered You are you the answers? Yeah,
because you looked them up.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What even is a dairy and fruit? You don't know
what a Durian? It's Durian.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
By the way, you are I a n Durian and
it is one of the most famous fruits that exists,
has a crazy smell.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That is not true.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's not famous. The famous fruit is like a strawberry
or a blueberry.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Also the kind of person that thinks random people you
see on the internet are famous and you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You don't know what fame is.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, I don't who.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Anyone that you see on the internet. You're like, oh,
have you heard this chicken shop?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's gonna that we're arguing about the Durian fruit because
apparently it's a controversial fruit. It is, says The Durian
fruit is a unique and controversial tropical fruit, renowned for
its strong, pungent odor and rich, creamy fleshy. Native to
Southeast Asia, it's often nicknamed the King of fruits. Why,
(06:48):
I don't know. It doesn't say why it's called the
king of fruits.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, most kings are controversial.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's true. And a lot of them have rich, creamy flesh. Yeah,
do they kings?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh sure, Actually they don't go there, don't have to
go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, they don't go on the sun neither. You know,
stay inside and breed. I love the history of royative. Yeah,
off with their heads. Your phone break happens every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this and then right after that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Is mean.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Is what's trending. It's the Jewbil show. H's one of
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