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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for comedian Ronnie Chang and HASSAMANAJ tickets and
let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Jenna. What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Jenna?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm great? Great?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I am? I guess the Monday morning? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah? You already get taken down?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well you're not up?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I had anything about that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I was like taken down, but like like she's not
like up yet, so she's awake, so she's up. Yeah,
but I just thought about it. If I'm ready to
get put to sleep?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah me. How do you feel about Tuesdays?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Jenna? Yeah, you said Monday morning. Do you like Tuesday
morning as well?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No? I'm not morning fan in general?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Understood? All Right, Well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and here's
how the game's played.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Jenna.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
While she's leaving, you have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay,
all right, are you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? I'm sing? What
shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildensterna. What is
the name of the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model
of the solar system? They're so hard? Oh my goodness.
(01:49):
What country is the largest by land area that is
entirely in Europe? Germany? What US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation? Washington? Okay, Lincoln.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
God, that'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna,
here's a question for you. If you came with a
warning label, what would it say, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Watch out for laugh, watch out for laughs? Okay, yeah, I've.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Been told that I have a very loud laugh.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh, watch out for laugh for the laughs? Okay, yeah, laugh.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Victoria, if you came with a warning label, what would
it say, Oh, I feel like it would you say,
warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself, which may
like cause you a trip on yourself, may cause frustration.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Right, yeah, that's hard too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and you have to beat Jenna out right
to win, and Jenna you can tell Victoria Whin to go.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, go, we.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Discovered the laws of planetary emotion. Oh yeah, I don't
know past what Shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Uh yeah, I don't know pass What is the name
of the scientist you propose the heliocentric model of the
solar system? These are ridiculous. Seriously, these are ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't know Newton.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What country is the largest by land area that is
entirely in Europe?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't know. I'm gonna try what.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation? Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Wait, wait, oh my gosh, three.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Wait oh wait, wait wait wait say a President Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Our social media producer Gabby, Victoria got one correct, it's
the Lincoln. Dang it's and that means you win.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Congratulations, Ty goes to you. So you beat Victoria and
you got Ronnie Chang and Hassan Minaj tickets, then you'll
be lasting you all right, those are hard ones.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You're super hard to pronounce too. So let's see how
this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is the one that
discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet is the Shakespeare
play that features Rosenkranz and Guildenstern. Nicholas Copernicus is the
scientist who propose the helio centric model of the solar system.
I've heard that, like, why would you know that the
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country that's the largest by land area that's entirely in
Europe is Ukraine? And then the US president that signed
the Emancipation Proclamation is Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, yes, Jenna, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Ye have a great day.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We play you vers Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jubil show or go to the Jebilshow dot Com and
we can make your dream come true of being able
to compete with Victoria.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I think you're gonna say the rest part. They thought
you're just gonna say where you can make your dreams
come true. That's kind of fun. It's kind of like Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Go to the jubilshow dot Com. It's just like Disneyland.