It's another chaotic and hilarious round of You vs. Victoria on The Jubal Show! This time, a lakeside-loving listener named Matthew tries to outsmart Victoria—plus, things take a bizarre (but very on-brand) turn when an angry lobster enters the conversation.
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Episode Transcript
Got room for one more.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
If you still want to go to Aspen, where did
you find that some kid back in town? Trade the
van for it?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the gallon on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This tog, you know, Lloyd, Just when I think you
couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something
like this and.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Totally redeem yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia for something today?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What is the price? It's Mariner's tickets for Mariners tickets.
So call us up if you want to play.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com. If you think you
have the stuff to beat Victoria.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, there's a commercial I'm thinking of. With the stuff thing,
I can't figure it out. This is the bad place
to try to figure it out. But with the stuff thing,
well yeah, it's like you said, like, with the stuff
what am I thinking of? But Neuk is on the
block song.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You got the right stuff, baby, no, that is we'll
go with that all right.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, if you think you got the right stuff, baby,
hey calls right now and you can play Victoria.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We'll play right after this. It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:28):
We'll play your game. Yeah, it's next next stupid?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ape.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria. Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Mari and yours tickets. And let's
meet our lovely and talented contestant for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Matthew. What's up, Matthew? How are you.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Are pretty good?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Enjoying my morning? Sweet? What's the most enjoyable part of
it so far?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I have this great drive that goes by the lake,
and I just love watching the lake as I drive by.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Love that Wait, you're looking at the lake wan drive
by and not the road. Let's catch that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, I did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh look at that beautiful like, oh my god?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's fun? So you go through all the emotions? I
like it really a PSA for everyone else on the road.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
All right, are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Here we go's in Victoria out of the studio and Matthew.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to be
you outright to win. Okay, okay, I'm ready. All right,
here we go. Your time starts.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Now. What is the name of a group of porcupines? Ooh,
a huddle? How many chambers does the human heart have?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Four?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What is the smallest prime number?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
One?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Which bird has the fastest? Is its fastest? In a dive?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
A crane? Now? How many continents are there? What organ
organelle in cells is known as the powerhouse?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Is that a word? What organelle in cells is known
as the powerhouse?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I've never know what the nucleus oll.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while Victoria is getting settled and putting your headphones
on and stuff. Matthew, here's a question for you. If
you are handling an angry, live lobster right now, how
would you calm it down?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh, I would assume it with simple songs.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh what's your go to song to sue a live
angry lobster?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I think I think a lullaby?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Maybe, you know, just go to sleep, Go to sleep,
all right, that probably works, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
If you were handling a live angry lobster right now,
how would your calment down?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I wouldn't tell it to calm down, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Don't want to do that. First and foremost, that never works.
I don't know why anyone thinks to say that. And
then I would.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Teach you some breathing exercises in and out for a
little walk, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Take it on a walk. Corse, I like to see
somebody walking a lobster. Actually the leash because you don't
want to turn away first. Yeah, you can't let the
lobster loose in the park or whatever. That's just crazy.
Right now here we.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Go thirty seconds hands there as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Matthew outright to win, and Matthew, you
can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What is the name of a group of porcupines? Porcupines?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
How many chambers is the human heart have? Oh crap,
it's either two or four?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Four? What is the smallest prime number? I'm sorry, you
haven't caught on this one. I'm not gonna lie. The
heart is there two? Or four? Wait? Oh my gosh? Wait? Wait, wait,
wait everyone the wait?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh? One? Which bird is the fastest in a dive?
You know? One of those? Crap? What are those? Uh?
Wait wait wait wait? What are they called? Pelicans? Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
See just how bad Victoria did with our social media producer, Gabby.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think Victoria got one correct. Yes, it's the heart?
Which one? The heart? One? Her answer was so all
over the place. I just don't what was your what
was your answer? Oh? Final answer? Final answer is four? Okay,
Victoria got one correct, Matthew one. Matthew also got one correct.
Series Matthew, but I go see you, Matthew, you did it.
(06:05):
Get Victoria.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You've got Marriner's tickets, and let's get the answers.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Now we need to a group of porcupines is called
a prickle bro.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What funny. That's so cute.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
In the chamber does have four hearts. I mean the
human heart does have four chambers.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The smallest prime number is two. The bird that is
the fastest in a dive is the peregreen falcon. There
are seven continents, and the organelle and cells that's known
as the powerhouse is the mitochondract.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh I knew both. Thank you very much for playing.
I have a great day, man. Yeah. We play you
Vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
If you want to play, just dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jebilshow dot com.
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