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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive. All right, as long as you're willing
to admit that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Almost Time for America's Favorite trivia game at You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Weezer, Janelle, money, and much much, many
more others. Call right now eight eight eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one o six one. You can also dm us at
the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com
(00:34):
if you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, you probably knows. Why is that? I'm just due
for a win? I mean, at least just give it.
Ask your hard questions.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
All right, we'll play You vers Victoria right after this,
since double show.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What only some sort of a mentally challenged here? Hen no, not.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Even I didn't say that. It was like, why am
I even listening to to begin with?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You're virgin who can't try.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Time for America's Favorite game show You versus Victoria, and
today is gonna be a confusing one.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Usually take gets to.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
See Whezer, Gelmina and many more on the line at
Bumbershue Music Festival. But Victoria, meet today's contestant. Victoria. Oh
you got double Victoria's what's up?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Victoria? Wait?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Guys? Good? How are you? Why does she have a nicer?
Are you ready to beat Victoria? Victoria?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wait, I see that. I don't like this. I'm not
gonna sorry Victoria. Whoa, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wait I gotta you guys something. Victoria one in Victoria two? Yeah, okay,
Victoria one will be you Victoria and studio of Victoria two.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Got it? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Not only.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You should see Victoria's face right now, Victoria, it's also
hurting my brain.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We're gonna send Victvictoria one out of the studio and
Victoria two.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
The game is played like this.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
one has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Victoria two. Your time starts now.
Which is the only rock that floats? What does akuna
matata mean?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's a wonderful thing. What year was Facebook created.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
The first vaccine was developed for which disease, gonorrhea? How
many days of kwansa are there?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What is the name of the camp in Friday the thirteenth? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't know, all right, I got that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Don't bring Victoria one back in the studio and while
she's getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you, Victoria two. If you had
thirty seconds, how many donuts do you think you could
hide in your clothing right now?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Ooh two? Twenty two? That's pretty good. How did you
get to that number?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I have so many pockets on my uniform.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm pretty sure I consider a dozen in each. Nice.
What kind of uniform are you sporting?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
An army uniform?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh, dope, you're in arms. Okay, you're in the army.
What do you do in the army? I'm in my
cat Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh you do have a lot of pockets then, yeah,
pop off, Victoria too.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Like that would be awkward though, Like if somebody was like, hey,
give me a wrench and you pulled out a donut
twenty donuts in the wrench, Hey, they.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Would like it a lot more.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I know, I'd be like, thank you, Victoria. If you
have thirty seconds. How many donuts do you think you
could hide in your clothing?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Right now? That's me, Victoria.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yes, honestly, I say at least one hundred, because if
I'm being honest, his shirt's kind of stretchy, and these
pants are kind of baggy, so I got pockets. But
then I also got upper pockets that I can like
kind of stuff, and then the shirt's kind of stretchy
so that I can stuff it in there too.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, I can take a quite you just point
to her anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Never here we go, all right, thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse
pass and you have to beat Victoria two outright to win, Victoria,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What rock is the only one that floats?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What what rock floats? A not so heavy one, a
light one? What does a kuna matata mean? Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Akamatana?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
There's no second? Oh dang it? Send the song?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I thought, I sure you get there's no I mean,
no worries.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Why year was Facebook created?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Bro nineteen fifty five. The first vaccine was developed, for
which disease, the black plague.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, got that in?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I say measles.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did. Nina's got your score. Well,
Victoria one, get one correct. Oh, I feel like I
won regardless.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And Victoria two, you also got one correct.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Victoria two, that means you win. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah. Yeah, well Victoria one today, are you gonna take
that as part of your winning?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah? It doesn't count though. Congratulations Victoria, Thank you for playing.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
The only rock that floats is the pummus like, you know,
like a pummis stylestone.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh yeah, I think it's from lava, isn't it. I think?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What? Yeah, you know the ones with the little holes
in them. I'll show you. I'm on your tops in
the sauna. I'm thinking pumps. Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
This one of matata means no worries. Yeah. The year
that Facebook was created was two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's awkward.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
The first vaccine was developed for smallpox. There are seven
days of Kwansa and the name of the camp and Friday,
the thirteenth is Camp Crystal Lake.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yikes, Victoria one got pretty far. Victoria, thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Having me play you verus Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play,
all you have to do is d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com
and you too can take on Victoria.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And if your name is also Victoria, then we can
both win regardless.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Everybody that calls in now is just going to call
themselves Victoria. Yeah, what are you interesting to be great