TRIVIA - You vs Victoria - Trivia, Coffee Confusion & Unexpected Crimes

What happens when ordering coffee turns into a debate about language, trivia questions spark talk of emu wars, and someone casually suggests committing a crime together? On today’s episode of You vs Victoria from The Jubal Show, one caller takes on Victoria in a trivia showdown for tickets—and things quickly get hilarious. From lobster legs to Disneyland trivia, this game doesn’t go the way anyone expects.

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
A little tall chick had a large black coffee?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Large black cos Do you mean Aventi?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, I mean a large, he means Aventi. Yeah, the
biggest one you've got, Venti is large.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
No vent is twenty danny, Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
In fact, cole is large and gronde is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations are stupid
in three languages. Almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for tickets to
see leave. So call us up right now if you
want to play eight eight eight three four three six
one eight eight eight three four three six one. You

(00:43):
can also dm us at the Jubil Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com if you think you have
what it takes to beat Victoria if she doesn't beat herself.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
What just happened.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's like a pinch in my nose. I don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I looked from the corum. I look like you smack
yourself in the face on accident.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, it looked like you went headfirst into the microphone.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
And oh, I went ahead, but then something happened to
like I leaned back real quickly, which I wasn't smart,
but my nose pinch in your nose, yeah, like like
like like I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's just like pinching, like right there at the front
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, the ghost, the ghost that's been following you.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
This is dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
If you want to play Victoria and whatever's in her
nose colas right, and now I'll play you verse Victoria
right after this. It's a double show.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for leave tickets, and let's meet today's contestant
for you verus Victoria. Shane. What's up, Shane? How are you? Yep? Oh,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Just hit me one second here, m hmm. It's sure.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
I can hear you do it?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yo? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Good idea?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hello Shane can perfect?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Here's yep, Shane Shane.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Hello, Hello Shane, Shane chan Hey Shane, Hey, Chane, Hey,
all right?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You ready to play?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
All right, let's do it. We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and while she's leaving, here's how the
game is played, Shane. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat our Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, perfect?
All right, here we go, Shane. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
How many legs does a lobster have?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Hey? When adjusted for inflation? What is the gross highest
grossing film of all time? Which animal did Australia go
to war with in nineteen thirty two?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Kangaroo?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
How much of the Earth's surface is covered in water?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
What year did Disneyland open?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio and while she's getting settled and putting on
our headphones and all that good stuff. Shane, here's a
question for you. If we became best friends today, what
crime would we commit together?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh, what crime would we commit together? Oh? I'd have
to say probably a bank robbery? Sweet, dang money. Always
wonder to do one of those, me too.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Man, all right, sweet? Who would would one of us
be the driver or would just be doing it and
then we'd have to go get like figured out a
bus stop or something?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, my past your hair would be the driver for us?
Your pastor passenger?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh who's also his past?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Victoria? If you and I became best friends today, what
crime would we commit together?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
We're not already best friends?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, Oh I don't know, but most likely we ended
up in jail. But it because something really fun. I
can see this doing something fun. But also I feel
like we'd get distracted very easily.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Not one of us is really That's why.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
You'd get arrested, because you would do the crime and
then you'd be like, oh.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
We'd be robbing a bank and then be like, hey,
check out this bell they have. Yeah, that's cool, and
then we'd be put oh, all right, here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say passed, and you have to
beat Shane outright to win and Shane, you can tell
Victoria win to go?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
How many legs does a lobster have?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Two?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
When adjusted for inflation? What is the highest grossing film
of all time?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I advendres, that's not true.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Which animal did Australia go to war with in nineteen
thirty two? Animal Kangaru? How much of the Earth's surface
is covered in water?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
What?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't know? What you said?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
What you're did?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Disneyland open?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
N What US state has its official nickname as the
natural State?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
One of our states have.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
A perfect state?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
The Natural State?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Four seconds?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Wait, wait, are all.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Right got that in? Let's send it over to the
scoreboard now and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby all Right.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Shane got one ish wait for Victoria got to whoa.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm so sorry, but Victoria beats you can? I say, yeah,
you still got Levey tickets, So just for playing. Let's
get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
A lobster has ten legs? What she's like? They just
stand up and we're like, what's up?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Amen? I?

Speaker 6 (05:57):
When ingested for inflation, the highest grossing film of all time?
And Gone with the Wind, The animal that Australia went
to war with in nineteen thirty two is the EMU.
Oh what yeah, their service is covered in water. Seventy
one percent is covered in water. Disneyland opened in nineteen
fifty five, and the US state that has its official
nickname as the I know you got that, the natural

(06:17):
state is Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh really yeah, the natural State of Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I knew ninety fifty five was gonna be a special
year for some reason, and now I know why.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, hey, Shane, thank you for playing Man.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I love the show. Thank you. Anuniverse Victoria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, all I have to do is dm US
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.