TRIVIA - You vs Victoria - The Coffee Order Confusion Heard ‘Round the World

What starts as a simple “large black coffee” turns into a full-blown debate about Starbucks sizes, language lessons, and one of the most hilariously awkward trivia games yet. Can today’s contestant outsmart Victoria Ramirez, or will the mix-ups keep coming? Listen in for trivia fails, laugh-out-loud moments, and the answer to why Drake is technically… a duck.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Am I gonna lilli kind a large black coffee?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Large black coffe?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Do you mean aventy? No?

Speaker 4 (00:07):
I mean a large?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
He means Aventi.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, the biggest onny.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Venti is large.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
No vent is twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
In fact, cole is large.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And bronde is Spanish for large. Venti is the only
one that doesn't mean large. He's also the only one
that's Italian. Congratulations your stupid and three languages.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Almost Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
For tickets to see leve so call us up right
now eight eight eight three four three one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also d m us at the Juwbel Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com if you think you've got the.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Goods to beat Victoria.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
But feeling pretty good today, so like you have the goods,
it's yeah, I have the goods, so yeah, take them
from me. Est persons, I don't know, well, because it's weird,
I said it and then it sounds weird. Yeah, it's
kind of just awkward the way you said that, Well,
I was yet to take my goods, but that sounds
also very.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
That sounds even worse you said it again, So yeah,
I should stop talking.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Well, if you want, if you want to take Victoria's goods,
y giving them away.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
We're plank you for Victoria right after this.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(01:38):
your soul.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for leave tickets and Let's meet today is contestant
for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Travis, what's up? Travis? Wonderful? Thank you for asking you?
Ready to go?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Victoria? Are you ready to go?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I love where to go?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Every time you say it, well, because that sounds so weird.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It sounds wed.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm always ready to go.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Even that kind of sounded kind of strange like a
question mark at the end of it A little bit
now one, Travis, do you think that Victoria is ready
to go.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
A chance?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Contemptory out of the studio, and while she's leaving, the
game is played like this, traves you up thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed and Victoria has to be
you outright to win?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay? So good sor right here we go, Travis, your
time starts now.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Which mammal has the thickest fur? What is a mail
duck called.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Quack?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
What video game does Thorge get addicted to? An Avengers endgame?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Mario?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Which country is the most populated in the world India?
What is the name of the thick layer of fat
around in Wales? And other marine mammals are found? Whitney
Houston covered I Will Always Love You? Who sang and
wrote the original path?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right? Got that in.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled and getting her headphones on and stuff, Travis,
here's a question for you. Who do you think would
be a better motivational speaker? A potato or a watermelon? Ooh,
a watermelon, for sure may seem to stay hydrated.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
That goes a long way.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, Victoria, you think would make a better motivational
speaker a potato or a watermelon?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's a potato.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
It has more substance, and like watermelon, is most to
just water, so basically full crap.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well that's also a good point.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, yeah, it is, Thank you very much. I thought
a lot about it.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
All.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Now that we got that solved, here we go thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Travis outright to win.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yes, Travis, you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Which mammal has the thickest fur?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Second?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
A second lyon what is.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
A mail duck called?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Sir duck? What a video game? Does Thorg get addicted
to an Adventures endgame? Ooh, Batman, which country is the
most populated in the world?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Uh? Japan?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
What is the name of the thick layer of fat
found in whales and other marine mammals?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Pass Whitney Houston covered I will Always Love you, who
sang and wrote the original someone older than Herright.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
That wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Gabby, that's.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
What it is. Well, your time's up, I say it.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I can confirm that Victoria was not ready to go
because she got a zero. Yeah, but Travis got to Travis.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Congratulations and outright victory, Travis.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Victoria like that. You got tickets too. All right, let's
get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
The mammal that has the biggest fur is a sea
otter jubell. Do you know what a male doc is called?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Actually, I feel like you'll think it's funny. It's called
a drake. Oh yeah, I heard that before.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, aren't there more memes of drake with like a bill?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I love when I saw that. The video game that
Thorg gets addicted to an Avengers endgame, is Fortnite. The
country that's the most populated in the world is India.
The name of the thick layer of fat found in
whales and other marine mammals is blubber. I got that,
and the song I Will Always Love You was originally
saying and written by Dolly Parton. I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
What is Dolly Partner older than Slandon? I think so
that means I got that right too. Why are you
talking about slain Don? That's not even a part of
this conversation.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Would you say, Oh my gosh, come on.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
We talked about this. There are certain artists that you
have to know.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't know how that just happened.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
My brain fully changed like a whole name.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Heye, sure, thank you for playing man.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
We play Univers Victoria at the same time every single
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