September 11, 2025 • 7 mins
Things got hilariously out of hand when Austin (with some backup from his kids) took on Victoria in You vs. Victoria, the Jubal Show’s fan-favorite trivia game. Between wrong answers, surprise guesses, and a zero-point shocker, this round proves that anything can happen when the clock is ticking. Tune in to find out if Victoria’s losing streak continues—or if her comeback is finally here!
The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Eight. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria ramir is
in a game of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So call us if you want to play.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com. If you've got the
goods and think that you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Who is on? Are you on a streak? A winning
streak at all? I think she lost Sea? I think
she did. Oh why, Jerry, why do you bring that up?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We're trying to hype you up, but you have to
be accurate, focused on getting back to winning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, that's the best you have. Yeah, Holy, you used
to be a stand up comedian. You should be able
to come up with things like this. What do you
mean used to? Well, you are? I am, I'm sort
of one. I mean yeah, I used to get baked
a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I get booked like every six months, whether I want
to or not, so like I'm a part time stand
up comedian or like semi retired.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I guess what we called it on his live the
other day. Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I thought like you would just always identify one if
you are. Yeah, I mean I consider if you're working
to be one. So like every six months, I am
one for at least a weekend. Yeah, you know, so like, yeah,
so I'm a stand I'm I'm a former stand up comedian.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I found like a retired teacher because like sometimes I
kind of yeah yeah, he turned to sound like grandpa, right,
except for every six months when I do when I'll
get a gig.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So yeah, I'm like, you know, anyway, Victoria, I wouldn't
mean that I'd be able to hype you up like
I was a former sportscaster.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'll be able to hype you up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Should be able to do you need to be able
to come up with things like fast, you gotta be
something anything.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Think you can stop Victoria who's super pumped up to
get a win.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was terrible. I'm gonna all right, plays Victoria right
after this show. What am I some sort of a
mentally challenged airn No, not even I didn't say that.
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with? For it your virtine? Can't try?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for tickets to the Washington State Fair. And let's
meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Austin.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What's up, Austin? How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Not much? Are you ready to take on Victoria? Yep?
Let's take her on?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And uh, hey wain.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
For the kids today, they're all listening and are excited
to play. And for the kids, I love it. What
am I a good cause? I'm a kid? Respect.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is there a particular group of kids that are listening
or you just know that all the kids are listening today, Austin, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
All the kids are listening, but my kids in particular,
we've been waiting a long time to get it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Very excited. What are their names? This is Liam and Frankie.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Liam and Frankie. Oh l, have you got them on
the way to being a boy band yet? Because Liam
and Frankie, I mean that's a Jonas sounding.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, it's a good yeah, oh great.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
All right, we're going to see Victoria out of the
studio and here we go, Austin. The game is played
like this. You got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, okay, sounds good. All right, here we go. Your
time starts now.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Approximately? How many minutes does it take light travel? How
many lights?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Let's start over, you want to stir them up with
My question is running back? Here we go, My bad, Austin.
Your time officially starts now.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, approximately how many minutes does it take light to
travel from the Sun to the Earth. What pop star
is notoriously known as.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Queen of pop? Madonna?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
When stretched out about how long is a single human
DNA cell.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The size of a tennis court. Who is the highest.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Grossing artists of all time by overall sales, with over
six hundred million records sold worldwide.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Michael Jackson, all right, got that in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while Victoria
is getting her headphones on and getting ready and stuff.
Here's a question for you. What animal do you think
is secretly plotting to take over Austin.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Porcupine? Oh? Oh, good point. I didn't even think about
those guys a little stinkers.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, and they would be good to take over because
you don't really think about them that much. And then
some mentions that you're like, wait a second, what have
they been up to? I haven't seen a porcupine in
a while. Not going on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're ready? Yeah, can't they fling their their little points?
I think so?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, Victoria, your head's always somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What animal do you think is secretly plotting to take over?
I would say guinea pigs. That's another unsuspecting one. Have
you seen G Force? They can do some pretty cool things. Man,
that's a really good movie. If anyone hasn't all of
them com parachute? Yeah, they can, and they can get
in like little like small.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Spaces in the G Force movie, they like had like
could even like snorkel and like get around like the
water and then come up out of nowhere kind of
like I.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Feel like they make great personal assistance.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, they would make great personal I could see them
little glasses on right on that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, and then all the writing would be super small
so you can't read it magnifying glass.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just they
pass and you have to be Austin outright to win,
and Austin you can tell Victoria when to go ready?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Approximately, how many minutes does it take light to travel
from the Sun to the Earth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Uh? The second? That's my answer.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Next, what pop star is notoriously known as the Queen
of pop? Britney spears when stretched out about? How long
is a single human DNA? So I don't think it's
Britney Spears?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wait? How long this long.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Beard? Who is the highest grossing artist of all time
by overall sales with over six hundred million records sold worldwide?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, no, keep going?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Fine? What is the study of Fung Gui called? Oh no,
don't keep going? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard, our.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Social media producer Gabby. Yeah, Victoria got a big old zero.
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Measures Austin, Liam and Frankie got one.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Congratulations, you got a victory and got Washington State care tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Let's see if we can get that measurement for Victoria. Hey,
how are you. Let's get the answers now, Nina.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It takes approximately eight minutes for light to travel from
the Sun to the Earth. Madonna is known as the
Queen of Pop. Brittany is the Princess of pop.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Dank you, when.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Stretched out a human DNA style is six feet long.
The highest grossing artists of all time by overall sales,
with over six hundred million records sold worldwide is the Beatles,
and the study of fung Guy is called mycology.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think fundication is better. Get a fun guy, fun education.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Alright, that's what you got from fung Guy. I thought
we'd be going somewhere else. Thank you for playing, Austin.
I have a good day.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We played you hes Victorian at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play I
have to do is dm us at the Jebel Show
or go to the jubelshow dot com.
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Eight. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria ramir is
in a game of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So call us if you want to play.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com. If you've got the
goods and think that you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Who is on? Are you on a streak? A winning
streak at all? I think she lost Sea? I think
she did. Oh why, Jerry, why do you bring that up?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We're trying to hype you up, but you have to
be accurate, focused on getting back to winning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, that's the best you have. Yeah, Holy, you used
to be a stand up comedian. You should be able
to come up with things like this. What do you
mean used to? Well, you are? I am, I'm sort
of one. I mean yeah, I used to get baked
a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I get booked like every six months, whether I want
to or not, so like I'm a part time stand
up comedian or like semi retired.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I guess what we called it on his live the
other day. Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I thought like you would just always identify one if
you are. Yeah, I mean I consider if you're working
to be one. So like every six months, I am
one for at least a weekend. Yeah, you know, so like, yeah,
so I'm a stand I'm I'm a former stand up comedian.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I found like a retired teacher because like sometimes I
kind of yeah yeah, he turned to sound like grandpa, right,
except for every six months when I do when I'll
get a gig.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So yeah, I'm like, you know, anyway, Victoria, I wouldn't
mean that I'd be able to hype you up like
I was a former sportscaster.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'll be able to hype you up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Should be able to do you need to be able
to come up with things like fast, you gotta be
something anything.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Think you can stop Victoria who's super pumped up to
get a win.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was terrible. I'm gonna all right, plays Victoria right
after this show. What am I some sort of a
mentally challenged airn No, not even I didn't say that.
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with? For it your virtine? Can't try?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for tickets to the Washington State Fair. And let's
meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Austin.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What's up, Austin? How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Not much? Are you ready to take on Victoria? Yep?
Let's take her on?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And uh, hey wain.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
For the kids today, they're all listening and are excited
to play. And for the kids, I love it. What
am I a good cause? I'm a kid? Respect.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is there a particular group of kids that are listening
or you just know that all the kids are listening today, Austin, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
All the kids are listening, but my kids in particular,
we've been waiting a long time to get it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Very excited. What are their names? This is Liam and Frankie.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Liam and Frankie. Oh l, have you got them on
the way to being a boy band yet? Because Liam
and Frankie, I mean that's a Jonas sounding.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, it's a good yeah, oh great.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
All right, we're going to see Victoria out of the
studio and here we go, Austin. The game is played
like this. You got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, okay, sounds good. All right, here we go. Your
time starts now.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Approximately? How many minutes does it take light travel? How
many lights?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Let's start over, you want to stir them up with
My question is running back? Here we go, My bad, Austin.
Your time officially starts now.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, approximately how many minutes does it take light to
travel from the Sun to the Earth. What pop star
is notoriously known as.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Queen of pop? Madonna?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
When stretched out about how long is a single human
DNA cell.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The size of a tennis court. Who is the highest.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Grossing artists of all time by overall sales, with over
six hundred million records sold worldwide.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Michael Jackson, all right, got that in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while Victoria
is getting her headphones on and getting ready and stuff.
Here's a question for you. What animal do you think
is secretly plotting to take over Austin.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Porcupine? Oh? Oh, good point. I didn't even think about
those guys a little stinkers.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, and they would be good to take over because
you don't really think about them that much. And then
some mentions that you're like, wait a second, what have
they been up to? I haven't seen a porcupine in
a while. Not going on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're ready? Yeah, can't they fling their their little points?
I think so?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, Victoria, your head's always somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What animal do you think is secretly plotting to take over?
I would say guinea pigs. That's another unsuspecting one. Have
you seen G Force? They can do some pretty cool things. Man,
that's a really good movie. If anyone hasn't all of
them com parachute? Yeah, they can, and they can get
in like little like small.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Spaces in the G Force movie, they like had like
could even like snorkel and like get around like the
water and then come up out of nowhere kind of
like I.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Feel like they make great personal assistance.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, they would make great personal I could see them
little glasses on right on that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, and then all the writing would be super small
so you can't read it magnifying glass.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just they
pass and you have to be Austin outright to win,
and Austin you can tell Victoria when to go ready?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Approximately, how many minutes does it take light to travel
from the Sun to the Earth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Uh? The second? That's my answer.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Next, what pop star is notoriously known as the Queen
of pop? Britney spears when stretched out about? How long
is a single human DNA? So I don't think it's
Britney Spears?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wait? How long this long.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Beard? Who is the highest grossing artist of all time
by overall sales with over six hundred million records sold worldwide?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, no, keep going?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Fine? What is the study of Fung Gui called? Oh no,
don't keep going? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard, our.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Social media producer Gabby. Yeah, Victoria got a big old zero.
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Measures Austin, Liam and Frankie got one.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Congratulations, you got a victory and got Washington State care tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Let's see if we can get that measurement for Victoria. Hey,
how are you. Let's get the answers now, Nina.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It takes approximately eight minutes for light to travel from
the Sun to the Earth. Madonna is known as the
Queen of Pop. Brittany is the Princess of pop.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Dank you, when.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Stretched out a human DNA style is six feet long.
The highest grossing artists of all time by overall sales,
with over six hundred million records sold worldwide is the Beatles,
and the study of fung Guy is called mycology.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think fundication is better. Get a fun guy, fun education.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Alright, that's what you got from fung Guy. I thought
we'd be going somewhere else. Thank you for playing, Austin.
I have a good day.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We played you hes Victorian at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play I
have to do is dm us at the Jebel Show
or go to the jubelshow dot com.
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