TRIVIA - You vs Victoria - Trivia, Mix-Ups, and Costco Chaos

Think you can outsmart Victoria in America’s favorite trivia game? This episode of The Jubal Show takes a wild turn with name mix-ups, hilarious wrong answers (did someone say Alaska is a country?), and a debate about what should NEVER be sold in bulk at Costco. Tune in to see if the contestant can take home the win—or if Victoria’s lucky streak continues. Perfect for fans of trivia, comedy, and unpredictable radio moments!

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take gone Victoria Romeias in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. So call u
up right now. If you think you have what it
takes eight eight eight three four three one O six
one eight eight eight three four three one O six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Dot com if you want to play. You didn't say
it like you usually do. What do you mean like
you said? If you think you have what it takes
to play? Yeah, that was just like it. No, you
didn't give it like you didn't get them find it?
Not enough oomp for what's the words? You just want
to build up? You got enough oomph? Yeah? Can you oomp?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Victoria?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh care think you Victoria?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Call up right. Now plays Victoria next. It's the Jewil Show.
Don't call me stupid?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
All right? To call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait? It's
time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. And let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Lacey. Hey, Lacey, and what are you thinking? You ready
to go? Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, hope have them, Victoria. I'm suing to get that.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just a pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, all right,
here we go, Lacy. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements. What are they? Oh my gosh, which country's
population is the shortest?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
On average China.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
What are knockoff of La Boo boos called path What
is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Eighty years?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What
do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco
and Bulk?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Ooh, oh my goodness, that is hard, Like why would
you want in Bulk?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I know everything is great at Costco? Rats, what that
would be awful? Any pet? Really?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So if you want if you wanted a dog but
you got it at Costco and it was like a
palette of dogs.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Actually I love that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I mean it'll be cute, but then you'd have like
fifty dogs. All right, Victoria, what is one thing you
should think should not be sold at Costco and Bulk?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Ooh, I think what should not be?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh, Lacy, I apologize, I call you Natalie's gonna go
to my bed. Your name is lazy and I don't
know why I did that, but anyway, oh right, Natalie,
Number two, said Denise.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Victoria.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise should we call Victoria's Denise the
rest of the game.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Her name is Denise. She's not Lacey or Natalie. Your
name's not Lacey.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, I oh, it says Lacey on my phone. Screamer, Sorry, Denise.
All right, Denise, Well, hey, you know what, we don't
know how to keep name straight on the pop show.
All right, Victoria, Here we go thirty seconds to answers

(04:09):
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Jasmine can tell you when to go. Jasmine,
whenever you're ready, tell Berkeley when to go.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Ready to go.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
What are they? Land and water?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Which country's population is the shortest on average?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh? What's the smallest country? Alaska? Wait?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh wait, wait, you probably want to keep going?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Keep going? What are knockoff of La Boo Boos called?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Do you hate this?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Look?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Let's set it over to this goreboard and see how
you guys did with our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Victoria Streaking wins Streaking because she got one correct in eo.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh, congratulations Denise, Victoria, Sorry about that. Also, couldn't give
your name straight? That was a tough game all around.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
These are hard questions. Nobody's dumb. These were just hard.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Victoria is also just lucky. You get Washington State Fair
tickets just for playing too.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Thank you. Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
oxygen and iron oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Water seventy percent the land.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
The country with the shortest people on average is to
more or less or East t Moor.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
The average height of them is five to one. I
didn't mean to say Alaska to so we're all clear.
What's not a country?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
And the knockoff of La boo boos are called luff
of thos.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You got that one right.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Any approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell is
actually one hundred and twenty days.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I was gonna get seventy years, Denise.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Thank you for playing. Thanks, Yeah, play you vers Victoria
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play, just dm us at the Jubile Show
or go to the Jubilshow dot com.