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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait? It's
almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets. So call
us up right now if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. You
can also dm us at the Jubil Show or go
(00:28):
to the jebelshow dot com if you think you have
what it takes to turn Victoria into a glitching fragment
of humanity, frozen mid thought like a pause YouTube tutorial,
wandering the ruins of her self confidence, wrapped in a
bathroom made of torn up flash cards and whispers.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Of next time. It's just the most Hecker bro ever.
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I was like half in half at I forgot were
playing the trivia game right now. If you want to
do like I forgot, that was fully happening, he Sola Yeph.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
If you think you can do that to Victoria calls
right now? Will play you vers Victoria?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Next to me? This is what I said, pretty much
because you weren't paying attention. That's what happens. Yeah, I
have nothing to say to that. That's true. You verse
Victoria's next the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron. No,
not even I didn't say that. It was like, why
am I even listening to you? To begin with your
virgin who can't try?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria, Katie.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What's up, Katie? How are you?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
And good?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
How are you good? Thank you for asking? Are you
ready to play? Or what? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, I am. I usually beat Victoria, so please fame
for today.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Bray.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
She's been doing good, doing good.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You see, she's weet, all right, it'd be hard to.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
De Here we go, I'm gonna see Victoria out of
the studio. And while she's leaving, Katie, the game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't, no one just
say pass, and Victoria has to be you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, here we go, Katie. Your time starts now. What's
the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Oxygen? Were next year? Oxygen?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What month is the tenth on a calendar year?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
October?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What is the longest day of the year called.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
In home alone? Where were the mcallisters going when they
left Kevin behind?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
How long does Kwanza last?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Eight days?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Why do geese and other flocks of birds fly in
a V formation?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
The aerodynamics? I don't know, it's a good answer.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled, here's a question for you, Katie.
Finish this sentence. Sure I ruined Christmas, but in my defense,
you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Didn't choose in the mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Kidd enough, Victoria finished this sentence. Sure I ruined Christmas,
but in my defense, Grandma told me to Okay, all right,
here we go. Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when just say pass and Victoria
you have to beat Katie outright to win?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Katie. You can
tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
All right, ready, set go.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What's the most abundant gas on Earth's atmosphere? Oxygen?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Wait? Wait, carbonat x side. What month is the tenth
on a calendar year? I don't know, really, it was
right what Monther said?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
October? What is the longest day of the year called
a long day?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
And home alone? Where were the mcallisters going when they
left Kevin behind?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh, New York? How long does Kwanza last? Eight days?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Why do geese and other flocks of birds fly in
a V formation because they're Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I can actually think V formation for a Victoria just kidding.
I don't know why, because they need a leader and so.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That the rest of all I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, all right, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Our producer freeze. Why, I'll just be the scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The caller is our winner with two and Victoria had one.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Congratulations. Yeah, I did it, Victoria. Yeah, And you got
Dave Chappelle tickets.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Let's go the answers with Nina.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Katie, you almost had three. Actually what the first question?
The answer is nitrogen, the most abundant gas and Earth's atmosphere.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Katie was going back and forth.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I knew it, Panic, I know you did know.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's okay.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
The tenth on a calendar year is October. The longest
day of the year is called the summer solstice. It's
called a long day in home alone. The first home alone.
They were going to Paris. Oh, Kwanza lasts a week
and then geese and other flocks of birds fly into
v formation to conserve energy.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Are you sure about which one?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yes, Kwanta and the geese formation. I'm positive we are
more sure than you are. Well Quanta. I just looked up. Yeah,
that's fair, and it's.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Said seven days, which is crazy because geese also celebrate Quanta.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Wait, what so is there any we play you ver
servictory the same time every single weekday morning wherever you
want to play.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Just dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com.