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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But only some sort of a mentally challenged airhead. No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It was like, why am I even listening to you
to begin with your virgin who can't try? It's almost
time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets. So call us
right now if you want to play eight eight eight
three four three one o six one eight eight eight
three four three one.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh six one.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You can also dm us at the Jebel Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think that
you can cast Victoria into the abyss of Forgotten Contestants,
where she will echo aimlessly through trivia purgatory, trying to
assemble ikea furniture for memory, while Alexa passively aggressively plays
low fi study beats to cover the sound of her disappointment.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
By study bead. Yeah, Liz, give me something fun. I'm
waiting for the day that you make a comeback.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You think you can do that, Call ups up right
now and we'll play you vers Victoria next.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's the Double Show. Good morning, Can I take your
order a large black coffee, large black coffe? Do you
mean a venty? No, I mean a large? He means Aventi, Yeah,
the biggest, funny guy. Venti is large.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No Venti is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large. In fact,
toll is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's
the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the
only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria. Romeria's in a game
of trivia for Dave Chappelle ticket tickets, and let's meet
today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Marissa.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What's up, Marissa? How are you? SMI I'm great. How
are you going to do in? Good? Are you ready
to take on Victoria? Yeah? I am?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But like, how like I just go from one to
ten because I feel like a ten right now, So
I just gotta like, what's your vibe?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I've been calling for a while, so I'm feeling like
a ten matchup.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Send Victoria out of this and here we go, Marissa.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Outright to Wayne. Okay, okay, all right, you ready? I
am here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Which country held the first Winter Olympics? Who's the lead
singer of the band Coldplay? Oh? What do we call
molten rock below the Earth's surfaces? The core?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Which US state has the most snow days per year?
What's darning?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Got that?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And don't bring Victoria back into the studio. And normally
at this time, Marissa, I have a question that I
came up with to ask somebody while Victoria is getting ready,
But I didn't have time to get that ready today.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So what do you want to talk about, Victoria or Maris?
Marissa floor is yours. I am just on my way
driving in traffic taking my five year old to school,
and she asked me to call in today, so she's
very excited. Oh nice, what's your five year old's name?
What's your name? Adelaide? So cute? All right, Victoria, do
(03:25):
you have anything you want to bring up? Usually it's
like from like the.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Numbers, like from five to like twelve.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I think it's because they're in school, so like you
gotta get the upper hand.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Do you think that you would do any better if
you had your own little cheerleader with you like they do. Oh,
that'd be kind of nice. What are you guys doing?
Come on, I have a kid. Oh yeah, no, I'm
still a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
All right, here we were thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Marissa outright to win, and
Marissa you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ready s Which country held the first Winter Olympic?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh? Yikes, what's the country? I don't want to get
no past. What was the lead singer of the band
Coldplay Chris Martin?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wait? What do we call molten rock below the Earth's surface?
His name?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Lava? Which SMA? Which US state has the most snow
days per year? Ohio?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
What is the name of the plumber who stars in
many Nintendo games?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Which is the star?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Mario Bows is really nervous about that?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mario Mario, Let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Free We've got zero for the caller and wait for it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Wait for it, wait for it, and then Victoria had three?
Who VI for Victoria? Wow?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, Hey, I would have got Mario if I got
that far. You got Dave Chappeltic. It's just for playing though,
So congratulations Marissa. Ye, and let's get the answers now
with Nina. France is the country that held the first
Winter Olympics. Chris Martin is the lead singer of the
band Coldplay. Magma is the molten rock below the Earth's surface.
(05:24):
Alaska is the US state that has the most snow
days per year.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah that makes sense, It does make sense. Mario is
the name of the plumber who starts the many Nintendo games.
But isn't Luigia plumber too?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Wait they're both plumbers. Yeah, I think Mario is the
better plumber.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Luigi's the guy that just stands in the background that
eats a sandwich while the other guy works.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That dude, yeah dispatch.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, he's that dude where you come home and you
have plumbers working on something, and one guy's hard at
work and then other dude's sitting on your couch for
some reason.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, exactly, How do you guys know there are plumbers,
not there are race car drivers.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, you got it right. I don't know the answer, right,
But how do you know they are plumbers? They're plumbers?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, that's why I like in Mario the original game,
you're jumping through like pipes, pipes and things like that.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
There are face car drivers in Mario Karts. You're thinking
of Mario Kart. She got introduced to them and drivers
they became racecar driver driving.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Mario Kart is when Mario and Luigi go they go
on vacation somewhere and then they go race cars for
a little bit, and then they.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Go back to work as plumbers. But they originated in pikes. Yeah,
I mean, you don't know. I don't know that sound okay,
I can. I'll do it with you. I think it
was yesterday and I'm feeling older already.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Is the biggest let down of that family is wa
Luigi guy?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is he though?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Is he really that bad? Or is he just like neglected? Yeah?
Probably have here. Villain has an origin story. Yep, he's
just kind of a dufist. What a Hey, Marissa, thank
you for playing.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So much.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yep, we play you ver six.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
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