TRIVIA - You vs. Victoria: The Witness Protection Showdown! - The Jubal Show ON DEMAND

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
To like you.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Playboy CARDI tickets. So call us up
if you want to play. Eight eight eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one o six one. You can also dm us at
the Jewbil Show or go to the jebelshow dot com
if you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria. Yeah,

(00:35):
feel a little better today, sounds so have no a
little raspy, Yeah, just a little bit. I sound like
I like the all the monsters you think are under
your bed. Yeah, you kind of Simpson a little bit too. Yeah,
a little more Simpson going on.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But it's really cute. You got your kind and it
looks fantastic. I thinks I just sound ugly. There's some comfiding.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hope you want to play. Victoria calls up right now,
we'll play You vers Victoria next, It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Don't call me stupid?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
All right? To call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
But you think you're an intellectual dot you wait, it's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for Playboy Cardi tickets. And let's meet today's
contestant for You verus Victoria. John? What's up? John? What's
going on through? Let's get it baby. I'm off of

(01:28):
my final day of the Witness Protection program, so let's
get it. All right, let's go it. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
We have so many questions, but I won't do that
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Final day of Witness Protection. How does it feel?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Wow? Is that scary?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's amazing? And it's amazing?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Was it scary?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I can't I can't give you. I can't go with you?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, all right, all right, we'll just celebrate then. Well,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Johnny
have thirty seconds answered as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just stay passed and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, got it, let's get it all right.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
She's outside, the door is closed, and John, your time
starts now.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
She doesn't even go Here is a quote from which
popular movie.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hos?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What color were tennis balls originally.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Blue?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What's a Mandalorian? Fans? Name the child in the Disney
Plus series Baby Yoda? Who did Forbes name the youngest
self made billionaire ever in twenty nineteen?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Jat?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What is bigger in Adam or a molecule?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Molecule?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
All right? Got that in on time, we'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. And while she's coming back in
and getting settled, here's a question for you, John. If
you had to marry a classic movie monster, which one
would you marry? And why? Last movie monster?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
King Kong?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, why King Kong?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Obviously?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, I thought it was the Big Hands. All right, Victoria,
If you had to marry a classic movie monster, who
would it be? And why?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Uh? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Have you one of the guys from Monsters Inc? Why?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
He's kind of cool, he's kind of like nice and sweet?
Can you finally give a hug too? I know, okay,
I don't know. Alright, my boyfriend will beat up with
your boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
All right?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to be you all right? To win? John and John,
you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh, she doesn't even go. Here is a quote from
which popular movie, Oh mean girls? What color were tennis
balls originally?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Or?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Did yellow?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yellow? What did Mandalorian fans name the child in the
Disney Plus series Uh babyyra?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Was that it? Hoo?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Did Forbes name the youngest self made billionaire ever? In
twenty nineteen? Ju Wo Fresh? What's bigger? And Adam wore
a molecule?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh yikes?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And Adam, which character famously says, no.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Moleculenc Margo, Wait, keep guying molecule.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I can't speak. That's okay. You xed out the last question. Wait, no,
it's not fair. You have to you started asking it. Yeah,
but you talked over me. Yeah, but you started asking it.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's real quick?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I five seconds, which character famously says to infinity and beyond.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh oh, do beyond dang it, I don't know what
I know.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I don't Jan, did you get did John make it
that far?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
John, you can also try to answer that you know. Okay,
all right, listen over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I just want to say, first, John, I love you. Also,
you got three correct? Victoria also got three correct.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey, who hi? And that means you win? John, Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes you can kong it your mom.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yep, you got Playboy Catti tickets as well as just
for playing.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
And let's get the answers now with the end, she
doesn't even go Here is from Mean Girls. Tennis balls
were originally white? What baby Yoda is the child in
the Disney Plus series. The Mandalorian Forbes named Kylie Jenner
the youngest self made billionaire ever in twenty nineteen. Totally
Kylie Jubles same person. Yeah, sorry, we're molecule is bigger

(05:46):
than an atom and buzz Lightyear said to infinity and
beyond Jay it I knew that we couldn't think of it.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
John, Thank you for playing, man, enjoy your freedom, anything
any any message you want to pass along to our
listeners today. You know, a motivational thing from someone who
just is on their last day of witness protection, I do.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I do kids stay in school, get a degree.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, that was actually sound advice. I was expecting something
different from you, John. I don't know why, but yeah, no,
no man, they don't got to go through what I
went through. All right, Well, thank you for playing, man,
have a great day. You yep, play You Vers Victoria
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play, all you have to do is d
m us at the Jubil Show or go to the

(06:31):
jubileshow dot com

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