Victoria's No Good Very Bad Day

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
First dates can be stressful. It's the Jubil Show. There's
the worry of the person liking you. Then there's the
anxiety of the person liking your sock puppet Jimmy Mumbles,
who comes with you on every date. So many people
have judged Jimmy Mumbles in the past that you hope
this date will be accepting of every part of you,
and that includes Jimmy Mumbles. I want to judge Jimmy
Mumbles too. And then, of course there's the food. What

(00:21):
if you eat something that gives you bad breath or
copter toots or upsets your little studies. Well, a relationship
expert has released the top foods you should never eat
on a first date, and we'll go over it next
so you don't have to worry about a bad case
of the copter toots. I'm gonna look that up. It's
the Jewel Show. Hey there, I am so glad you

(00:44):
decided to come on this date with me. In preparation
for a first kiss, I had a few clothes of garlic,
because I know how ladies like the hot aroma of
a garlicd up man el. I'm a slide a little closer,
some hot garlic breath for you, lady ew it's a
jubile show and whenever you go out on a first date,

(01:06):
it's stressful. But what about the food. There's a relationship
expert who released what foods you should not eat on
a first date. And according to a study, forty percent
of people are looking for someone who's passionate about food,
but thirty eight percent of people admit that fussy eaters
turn them off.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Facty eaters.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, well the ones that you are like, excuse me,
can I make sure that the greens are not touching
my protein because I need them separate? Or the people
that are like I already ate before I came, so
I'll only have a salad.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I hate that. That is so annoying to me as
a dude that usually pays for first dates. Whenever somebody's
been on a date with me, they're insecure about eating
in front of me. Because women do do that with guys,
so do men.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's what my example is from that are just passing
on carbs and it's very frustrated.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I just all the protein, but like no carbs. I
don't even go to first my plate, you know what
I mean? Like I'm allergy to them. I'm allergy to carbs,
you know. I'm just like, yeah, that would be annoying.
But I've always anytime i've been not with a girl
and she orders like a salad at a steak place,
one eat right, I'm not gonna judge you for eating.

(02:09):
But also, no matter what that salad is, like fifty bucks,
I know you want more than that. Don't waste my
money on a salad day. You're just gonna like powered
through because you want to seem like you don't eat.
I'm not trying to date a rabbit.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Also, it's expensive.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Honestly, food compatibility really matters because it makes it such
an amazingly like sensual experience.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
It is.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You can share it. The steak cut feed me, well, no,
I ordered what I want. You ordered what you want,
and we should keep it that way. I don't know
why your food. I would have ordered it if I
want it doesn't sound fun. What foods do they say
you should not eat on a first date? They say
anything to garlicky. I don't think that's true.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And unless one of you is having garlic and the
other isn't, why if you match my garlic in my
onion intake.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
We're fine. It cancels each other out. I have it,
you have it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Now, it's both take ticktacks.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And then we'll be great. They came out with the
sony a while ago that said that women are attracted
to the smell of garlic on men, and I guarantee
you there's a lot of bros out there before dates
rubbing garlic on the body. We're just getting gar looked
up for her, dude.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's usually if it just kind of comes through and
your sweat, you know, it's like it's like a phaeromone thing.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's like that manly thing. They also say she doesn't
eat or ramen on a first date. Why it'd be
a pretty safe bet. It's just so messy, right, Yeah.
They say the issue is the mess and the slurping
and getting liquid down your shirt or chin, which could
be a turn on to some people.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
I had one person when I was out eating with
them and they looked me dead in the eye halfway
through our meal and was like, hey, victory, And I
was like, yeah, what's up.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
And they're like, please never eat wings on a first date.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
And I was like like why.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
And they're like, look at yourself go to the bath.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was that me because I took a picture of
you covered in wings. But they're so yummy. My daughter
does that too.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
She cannot eat wings without it being her whole face changes.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's hard experience.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, but not cute.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Dylan, oh Man, I got one for you guys.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
So this one time I did not recommend this, by
the way, I went out with a girl and we'd
been talking for a while, so I wanted to take
her to like this great restaurant that I had heard about,
this like fancy place.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
We were at dinner and talking and I ordered this
cilantro and walnut dip with like this fancy bread so good,
and you know, I thought would be great. She was
liking it, and then all of a sudden, like my
date started acting look weird and kind of like choking
and like her throat start closing up. She ended up

(04:44):
having like an allergic reaction or something, and like, all
of a sudden, I'm driving.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Her to the emergency room and I literally.

Speaker 10 (04:52):
Had to go all the way to the.

Speaker 11 (04:53):
Hospital with her and she had to be fine, but
she was okay at the end.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
But it was awkward because like I didn't know how.

Speaker 11 (05:01):
To end the date.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
That is an end of the date.

Speaker 12 (05:06):
So like, uh, you kiss, I'm like, well, I gotta
get going.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Oh my gosh, I like your date outfit. Change into
the hospital.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Go. So I called her an uber and she to
my way and she got her discarded papers, and I.

Speaker 11 (05:26):
Think it was all good.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Ask if you have any allergies.

Speaker 11 (05:33):
Before you go on a date.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Why didn't she know that though, that she has an allergy?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You think so, I don't think so. Yeah, didn't she
know she had an allergy?

Speaker 9 (05:40):
Dylan, That's what I thought to No.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I mean, I guess maybe she didn't know.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
There was one that sent it or something. I think
that it was the one that did it. Yeah, I
don't recommend eating something that you're allergic to.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Did you continue to date her or was that the
only date you went on with her?

Speaker 8 (06:00):
It was kind of a weird.

Speaker 11 (06:01):
I don't know. I think she was embarrassed after.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 13 (06:24):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from I was looking
for Leslie about her computer.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 13 (06:34):
Hi, Hi, Leslie, my name is Trevor. I'm calling from
about the issues you were having with your computer.

Speaker 14 (06:40):
Right, the space bar wasn't working, so I dropped it
off at the geek squad yesterday.

Speaker 13 (06:44):
Yeah. Yes, and well you know that I've taken a
look at your computer.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, and in.

Speaker 13 (06:50):
The space bar is definitely like wonky on.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
It, right, So did you fix it?

Speaker 13 (06:55):
You got a wonky space bar on there?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Right?

Speaker 13 (06:58):
Yeah, there's thought.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I mean, so did you fix it? I'm a writer
and I have a book deadline.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do you in a couple of weeks?

Speaker 13 (07:07):
Yeah, I saw that that you're like writing a book.
That's cool.

Speaker 14 (07:14):
I didn't give you guys permission to look at my
personal files.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, I know, space bar.

Speaker 13 (07:20):
Well, I'm an avid reader, and so then I like,
I saw that you were working on a book, so
I went ahead and like, I read it, and I
want to say, like, not bad.

Speaker 14 (07:30):
But okay, great, I'm not asking you for critique on
my book.

Speaker 13 (07:35):
Yeah, so chapter four and six I completely rehauled for you.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wait, what do you mean you redid my chapters? Well, okay,
to do was fix my spacebar.

Speaker 14 (07:45):
You weren't supposed to go into my personal files without
my consent and then edit the books that I'm writing
for a deadline.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That you don't even know about it.

Speaker 13 (07:51):
So I sort of made some changes to like the
storyline of your book. I hope that's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Listen, Wayne's World.

Speaker 14 (07:58):
This is the only copy I have of this book.
And you're telling me that you went into my file
and you edited chapters four or six.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, yeah, you're telling me.

Speaker 13 (08:09):
Yes, that's what I told you, But that's not like
one hundred percent accurate. So, like I thought that, like
it would be better if it was more of a
love story.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
You're why are you rewriting a horror novel?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Yo?

Speaker 13 (08:22):
That's what it was kind of scary to me when
I was reading your books.

Speaker 14 (08:26):
Was scary to you if you're smoking cobious amounts of pot.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
But that's one point.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, okay, so you're supposed to fix my face?

Speaker 13 (08:33):
Have you seen the movie The Notebook?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I hate The Notebook?

Speaker 13 (08:37):
Okay, Well, a lot of people liked it, so are
kind of what I did was I took the same
names of the characters used, but I've sort of like
message now.

Speaker 14 (08:46):
You're using plagiarized names and you're making some sort of hybrid.

Speaker 13 (08:52):
I rewrote your story to be more like of the
Notebook meets Titanic.

Speaker 14 (08:57):
You know, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
I cannot believe that you went into my files and
you edited my book without my permission.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Okay, well I could look my job over this.

Speaker 13 (09:10):
I don't think you heard me though, when I said
it's like a mashup of the Notebook meets the Titanically.

Speaker 14 (09:15):
I think that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 13 (09:19):
I just thought like what you originally wrote was like
a little tea scary. What you thought scary or something.
It's kind of scary.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Of course, it's supposed to be scary.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's a four novel.

Speaker 14 (09:31):
You haven't been scary until you've seen me just pissed
off pret you serious years of insomnia tears down the
because Trevor from the geek squat dec ice he wants
to make it a Titanic that meets the Notebook. Baby.

Speaker 13 (09:47):
Okay, So, if I'm picking up correctly on your mood,
it doesn't sound like you're stoked about my idea for
your bones.

Speaker 14 (09:56):
I'm not stoked about your idea, Trevor.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
You have a supervisor that I can maybe you speak to.

Speaker 13 (10:01):
Oh okay, well they for future book too. And they
kind of thought my ideal my direction was pretty good too.

Speaker 14 (10:09):
I'm not talking about my book. I'm talking about the
fact that you went onto my file and you edited
things without consent.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
So you better get.

Speaker 14 (10:17):
Your manager on the line right now or I'm.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Going to sue you.

Speaker 14 (10:21):
And I'm most certainly going to be filing up a
completely corporate and I hope it costs you your job,
because you've certainly cost me mine. I hate you, Okay,
well for ten weeks.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, then let me tell you this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your boyfriend set you up.

Speaker 14 (10:40):
Oh my god, I literally thought some idiot from the
Keek Squad right.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Here, you don't like a mashable of the Titanic in
the notebook on a little bit?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Wake up every morning with double phone Franks.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
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that's coming that's going to let you know how your
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(11:15):
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(11:36):
show you what kind of love that person is feeling
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Speaker 1 (11:38):
Nothing good can come from you. I don't know why not.
It could actually confirm what you know. Yeah, it could
also love you.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah, there's one answer you want and there are nine options.
So the very best situation, you're going to confirm something
you already know. At the worst and more probable, you're
gonna find out they have par for you or nature
love for you.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
And that's me as much as you love the trees outside.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Okay, fabulous, You guys can look at it that way. Meanwhile,
you know how you can get those tattoos of like
a heartbeat. I'm just thinking that people are now going
to have these pictures of their brains and then they
like put them in frames and it's like your brain
over your side of the bed, my brain over my
side of the bed, and it shows where our brain's
light up because we love each other.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
They're not the same spot and that's a whole art.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
And I don't think there's anything good that can come
to my situation that I'm dreaming of. They are the
same Okay, okay scenario. Trees can keep you warming when
it happened.

Speaker 15 (12:44):
Those trees can make you a cup of coffee. And
those trees do what I do. I don't think so well.
I can tell you what Chipotle can do. Chipotle can
bring you a new kind of chicken. So that and
for some is a type of love. Yes, Victoria loves Chipotle,
So this is for you.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Did you get your Chipotle yesterday, Victori? Because Victoria order
Chipotle yesterday, She's having a very emotional day.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
So I didn't get my Chipotle and it ended up smashed.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm not gonna say, yeah, it's a very bad day.
Victoria has had the worst, like twelve hours or the best.
I can't tell your emotions right now, they're all over
the laftof crying.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well, maybe you'll be excited about this. There's a new
flavor of chicken coming to Chipotle. It's the Chipotle Honey Chicken. Flavor.
They're testing it out right now, but then they're going
to push it out to all of the other ones.
It sounds delicious. That would be in your unsmashed next order.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
You know what, Victoria. I bet you that would taste
good even smashed. Honey, honey chicken.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I mean, sometimes things just gotta get smashed, and then
that's maybe that will help with your emotions.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Poor soul, Why.

Speaker 12 (13:51):
Are you crying? That's why I'm not sad.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
I was just told I needed to get smashed, and
I feel better.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Are you? I'm only doing this to feel better, and
you're not doing it for me. I just want to
make sure you know what we're talking about. Oh, she does?
You know we're giving away trips at Jamaica, so you
should listen to the show because we're giving away trips
at Jamaica. But we're actually going to the place that

(14:32):
we're going to win a trip to and we leave today.
Who is gonna be with Victoria? She tries to get through. TSA,
let you through. Oh, I promise, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Taking man the Biker's metropolt laid.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
My rose dab it. She's in the back room. Immediately
they're like, she's doing something good? Am I gonna get
smashed because that would make me feel better? That's just trendy.
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Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Kim is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
She's been with her husband Rob for four years, but
now she thinks something might be going on. So in
a few minutes, we're going to call and see if
we can catch him if he is cheating, but hopefully
he's not. Kim, what's going on? Why do you think
Bob might be cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Basically, when we met, we met at a.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Time when we were just kind of done with the
whole dating scene. Bob had actually been married before before
we met. They separated amicably. They all still keep in touch.
You know. They had met at Berkeley and they both
were kind of like weird.

Speaker 9 (15:55):
Hippie type, so they clicked.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Rob, in his own words.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Is kind of like grown up since then, and he's
happy where he's at. We don't really fight much at all,
and He's never really been the wandering eye type of guy.
He still is very loving and doting and after forty years,
like he still treats me to romantic nights out and
gives me gifts and buys me flowers. That kind of

(16:21):
feels a little silly that I'm even calling.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
But basically.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Rob's ex wife, Emily, like I said, they still talk
a little bit.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
We've met a few times. She's been our wedding.

Speaker 11 (16:34):
She's wonderful kids. They have a son, but he's.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Grown and older and nothing like trying them really together much,
you know. And also with having a son, I understand
there's going to be co parenting, there's going to be
conversations together and stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
So that's not.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
A problem with me. They are on good terms and
I appreciate that. I've never felt threatened by his really
ship with her until lately. So basically the last three weeks,
it seems like they've been talking a lot more than usual. Again,
not like a big deal, but he's been secretive about it,

(17:16):
Like when she calls, he kind of leaves the room
or text He'll like get up and walk away. I've
tried really hard not to pry. He's a drama free
kind of guy. So he's very open and usually shares
everything with me. So I thought it was weird that
he was kind of sneaking away. Then if there's anything wrong,

(17:37):
if there was anything I could do to help him,
you know, because he seemed a little closed off, and
he just basically responded like, don't worry, I'm handling things and.

Speaker 9 (17:46):
Left it at that. So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
I just want to know if there's something I need
to worry about, if he's rekindling something with his ex,
or maybe there's something more. I just don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's something that's super vague, he says, I'm handling it.
It sound like there's a problem.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
It's not like it was an emergency situation. It just
seems like I don't know. They're having a conversation. He
doesn't want me to see it or hear it in that.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, it's strange, especially if it's been it's been four
years and everything's been cool and now you're having concerns
that means something's changed.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
You'd be surprising you. Yeah, like your birthday son.

Speaker 11 (18:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
The other thing is, like you know, I said, she
and I are We're not close by any.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Means we know each other, but it would be weird
that he would plan.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Something that would be a good point. That'd be a
strange person to plan your birthday with. All right, well,
well yeah, Plas, I'll come back. You already told us
what a grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
random Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
our florial department, and we'll see if he sends them

(18:52):
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Okay, sounds good, Thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Plas, I come back and get your to Catch a
teeter next, if you're just joining us for today's To
Catch a Cheater. Kim is on the phone and she's
been married to her husband, Bob for four years, but
now she thinks he might be cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at,
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards

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member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Totally free and see if he believes us, and if
he does, see who sends them to if he sends
them to his wife or to someone else. So, Kim,
before we do that, why don't you catch everybody up
on your situation.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah, my husband and husband, Bob and I have been
married for four years. He was previously married to his
ex wife, Emily. They stayed in communication but not much
and lately he's been sneaking off to speak with her
and it's making me a question thing.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, all right, you ready first to Colin?

Speaker 9 (19:54):
Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbyn calling from So. I was
looking for our Rewards card member named Bob.

Speaker 10 (20:14):
Yeah, that's me, Bob.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congrats. Here this month's big winner.

Speaker 10 (20:20):
Oho, what surprize or is there?

Speaker 11 (20:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for shopping with us and
being a loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long
stem red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card
to be delivered to anybody that you want within the
fifty United States.

Speaker 9 (20:37):
Oh cool, awesome.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I can take the information down over the phone.

Speaker 10 (20:42):
I know one I'm going to send it, so I
can tell you over the phone.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
So first I'll need the first and last name of
the person who'd like to send them to.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
Kim okay, same as mine.

Speaker 10 (20:52):
We're married.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh, your this is your wife in my wife?

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Anything you want to put on a card?

Speaker 10 (21:00):
Uh, sure, I'll say I love you and we should talk.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Well, I guess you can talk to her right now,
because Bob, this is actually the Double Show. It's a
radio show. My name is Jubil Hi. I'm Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria and we do a segment on the
show called to Catch a Cheater where if you think
your significant other mind me messing around, you can try
to see what they send flowers to. And your wife,
Kim is actually on the phone.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Hiba, Hey, what's up? Why I'm a little bit colls guard.
Why did you step this up?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Well? I am, I wasn't.

Speaker 9 (21:42):
Really sure what else to do.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I kind of feel like there's something going on with
Emily that you're not telling me.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
You're right, yeah, are you?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (21:57):
I mean there's yeah, So I don't really want to
be doing this over the fun. But Emily, as I've
told you, is still working in economic development. She's developing
programs around the US. She's obviously had a more lucrative
career than me, so the hippie stuff that we used

(22:20):
to do did not help me in the same way
as you have joked. She's an economic specialist, as I've
told you, But she recently started a new job at
the Peace Corps and she's being sent abroad to a
particularly dangerous place. But there is a good chance that

(22:44):
she won't come back. Yeah, so we've been communicating more
than her we normally do since the news of her relocation.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Wow, I mean I believe that because I know you
did mention that she was working for the Peace Corps.
But I still don't understand why the sneaking around.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
So it's pretty sensitive information, Like she didn't ever want
to say what she's doing over there, and so she
wanted to meet me in person, and I suspected that
she wanted to tell me something other than just details
about the job. I suspected maybe she felt something for me,

(23:39):
and I was right. She said that she still loved
me very much, and I was clear about the fact
that I love my wife you, Kim.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Last week we.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
Talked for some time and she told me this. She
wanted to tell me in person before or she left,
because there's a solid chance that she never would see
me again.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
She told you that she still love you.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Great, she's just gonna be working over there and not
coming back. Like what are you saying? Yeah, because this
is kind of intense, Like it's I don't know this
is said. The conversation has changed.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
It is really intense. I mean the nature of her
work over there and just the location. It's like incredibly dangerous.

Speaker 16 (24:27):
So there is a so so.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Of course you say so that you love somebody if
you think that this is going to be the end, right,
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
But okay, I.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Understand that I do.

Speaker 10 (24:38):
But she expressed feelings for me and we did have sex.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh wow, whoa Okay.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
I am really ashamed of it and the it was
a mutual choice to do it. I regret it. I
think in the moment, I it felt like I might
never see this person again.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Is that what you said you need to talk about
in the card?

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:08):
Yeah, I've been planning to tell you today or the
next time we got a chance. I know, we've been
in and out the last few days. I haven't really
called each other at a good time.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
But I know I don't know a lot about the
Peace Corps. But is it normal for them to be
in places that are so dangerous that they're risking their
lives to this extreme?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I thought sometimes, or is this her.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Using this as a way to get to you by
saying that I'm not going to see you, because that's
also really disturbing.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I kind of don't know what this thing right now.
Obviously we need to talk in person. Yeah, I just
think I'm sorry that we went about it this way.
But yeah, I'm going to probably come.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
Home right now and we'll talk about them.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
You're apologizing to him told you that he slept with
his ex wife, mostly to.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
You guys in the listener right now.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh, don't apologize us, Go handle your business. I mean,
it's totally totally, totally. I'm glad you found out, even
though it sounds like Bob was going to tell you anyway,
but you never know.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry for a lot of reasons and a
lot of things, but I'm also sorry for you finding
out this way.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
But I'll be it. I'll be at home okay, all.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Right, well kim uh, let us know if we can
help in any way.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, thank you guys, thanks for having me on the show.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
H I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I'm sorry for all of the things.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Good luck, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can
I take your order?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm a large black coffee large black?

Speaker 9 (26:53):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 17 (26:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I mean means av Yeah, that's the biggest one you got.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Venty is large where large is large.

Speaker 18 (27:03):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 9 (27:08):
He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three language.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on her own Victoria miraz An
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(27:34):
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Just go to Macy's dot com, slash, backstage or shopping store.
And now to get Victoria's brain all warmed up and
ready to go. What's one plus one Victoria two? What's
two plus two? Five? Okay, Victoria is the most tired

(27:54):
I've ever seen her to this. Yeah, yeah, it's a
little rough.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Guys, why I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I was eight.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's a long story.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
We were sleeping in a new apartment.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah, there's that, and I almost like ran over two
guys on a bike and then a guy who was
completely naked stopped me in the middle of the road,
and then a cop even like looked at me.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
There's a lot going on yesterday when.

Speaker 19 (28:12):
I left, you just said you got the bed late,
that you almost ran over two guys and one of
them ended up being naked and the cops were called.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Well I didn't call the cops, but a cop was
there and he even like looked at me and scaped
your thumbs up and then turned around and drove it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
We have thumbs up? What was the thumbs up for
that guy? Does have a good body, am I right?
All right, I'll see it later. Have a good day.

Speaker 17 (28:40):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Ahead? Okay, we'll call us right now if you want
to play Victoria eight eight three four three one o
six one guaranteed wait eight three guaranteed one to day
and also d must set the Jewel Show. We're going
to the Jewel Show dot com. I hope the naked
guy calls up. Hey's me Steve from yesterday? Wasn't that cop?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
So now I.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Think it's probably just chilling the right about now, judging
by my son dollar time to play you verus, Victoria,
let's go all right? Where does he keep his phone?
We'll play right, he does have one. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 20 (29:13):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
To like you.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Time America's favorite trivia game. Hi, I'm Radio's Jewbeil Fresh
and this is the Jubil Show.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Why the sad music? Not many people know this, but
there is one person on this show who is struggling
this morning. It's your chance of one hundred dollars gift
card to the mastics as well, if you have what
it takes to beat down and already beat down person
in a game of trivia. I'm talking about, of course,

(29:55):
our own Victoria Ramireus, who's more exhausted today than and
you've never seen her so delirious that she actually just
started crying there's a Melbourne and also telling us that
she's not very sad.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
It's snoopall.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I swear it's emotional at all. I also informed us
said yesterday something happened where she almost ran over two
guys on a bike and one of them ended up
being naked, and then the cops came.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
No, the two bikes were separate. Two seconds later there
was a naked.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Guy, just three men in question that there was a cop.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
And I tried to say hi to my neighbor this morning,
and he tried so hard just to get into his
apartment to.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Avoid closed the door.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
So she just moved into a new place, so the
first time she's ever lived alone.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yes, so it's emotional, is that what you're emotional about.
I don't know. I'm not emotional. Your apartment had a
great roommading tears. I'm not emotional. She's opening up a
new chapter of her life. It's a big deal. Oh no,
what I'm crying. It's okay. We'll cheers. The naked guy's body.
That good's tears when you think about it.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
He looked at me like he was either gonna be
the worst part of my day or he could mess
it up even more. And he just like, look at
me like she's already having a bad day. I'll just
let her.

Speaker 18 (31:24):
Talking.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Just kept going out. She's like, yeah, no, she's I'm
going to be naked in public and get arrested for it.
But I mean, she's having a bad day. Paula, Yeah,
are you ready to play you versus Victoria?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Oh my gosh, I don't want to make her cry.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Too late for that. She's already crying. But don't worry.
She's not sad about anything. She's also delirious because I
don't think she went to bad at all before the show.
I don't know. All right, Well, you're gonna send Victoria
out of the studio and hope that she remains by
the door. We'll get her back in here. She's walking out.

(32:13):
We stay right there, Yeah, just stay right there. She
just kept walking, so who knows if she'll be back?
All right, Paulie up thirty seconds. There as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you're probably gonna be Victoria. But she has to
beat you out right to win. Okay, here we go.

(32:34):
Your time starts now, our cash us nuts or seeds? Uh?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
What is the name of the character played by Tom
Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump? Or what social network
has the most users?

Speaker 16 (32:52):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Who's the butler in the Batman movies? What's his name?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
The butler?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Incelsius? Temperature? Does water freeze? What was the first CD
ever made?

Speaker 9 (33:09):
Allow?

Speaker 21 (33:11):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Victoria back in the studio who By the way, Paula,
the whole time you were answering questions was laughing maniacally
outside the window. So we're all over the board on
emotions today. When it comes to Victoria, the guy.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
For in the next studio walked over and I could
tell he's just like, yikes, that sounds like his birthday.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
She's crying about his birthday.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Now, his birthday.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Good thing, you're not so?

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
A good thing? I really don't know. All right, Well,
let's were we go thirty seconds? Answer is any question
is possible if you don't know, and just cry a
little bit, and then you have to beat Paula all
right to win? All right?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Victoria starts now our cashews nuts or seed? What what
is the name of the character played by Tom Hanks
in the movie Forrest Gump?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Forest Gump?

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
What what social network has the most users? Hey? Fuck?
What was the name of the Butler and the Batman movies? Oh?
I know it. I don't know what it's celsius? What
temperature does water freeze?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
You couldn't ask me, easy question.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I'm not in charge of that.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Negative thirty two?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Okay, I got that out of time.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know what's happening today.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Let's send it on over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Paul got too correct and Victoria also got too correct.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Who you need to show up this way to play
the game more often? It's the time, Paulie. You still win?
But why, Oh that's pretty good. I've got one hundred
dollars Macy's gift card for playing Let's Go Over the
Answers Now with Nina Cashuns are seeds. Forrest Gump is
the character that Tom Hanks played in Forrest Camp. Facebook
is the social network that has the most users, roughly

(35:15):
three point zero six billions. Alfred Pennywurst was the butler
in the Batman movies. And zero degrees celsius is the
temperature that water freeze is at. And lastly, Bruce Springsteen's
Born in the USA was the first ced ever made.
Thank you, Thank you for jogging or remembery on New
Jack City, though follow thank you for playing probably the

(35:38):
weirdest game of You versus Victoria, have a great day,
thank you, thank you. We play You versus Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember. If you want
to play Victoria, all you have to do is dm
us at the Jebel Show or go to the Jebelshow
dot com and you can play Victoria.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
You okay, Vin, Why I'm so emotional today?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You have no idea? Why are you sad?

Speaker 10 (36:04):
Though?

Speaker 16 (36:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I'm happy? What is going on? All right? I promise
let's go have a shot. I got you the last
thing Victoria needs his outphot I don't know, actually is
that the reason why I will say?

Speaker 6 (36:24):
What really did it for me yesterday was I finally
got to my apartment and I always just like wanted
to go upstairs, and I opened my trunk, I heard
something roll and I looked down in my bottle.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Of rose shattered.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
It was so sad.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I sat in my car for thirty minutes.

Speaker 22 (36:44):
Oh my gosh, that's not the most like that should
be on TikTok you a video of you in your
car crying, got your rose shattering, because I can.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Put that back. What's so sad? And it was like
the last thing that did it for me. If anybody
would like to help Victoria out under a bottle of rose,
Victoria Ramirez is hurting today. It's her bottle of reddish
pinkish wine, pink pink wine. If you have a bottle
of rose that you could donate to her.

Speaker 20 (37:22):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Mark is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Sasha.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if so, hell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, mark, how long has
it been since you heard from Sasha.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
It's been about a couple of weeks, now, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Have you been reaching out to her during that time?

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Yeah, I mean I've called a couple of times.

Speaker 23 (37:50):
I've texted and been no reply.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
And that's why I'm calling you, guys behind and see
we can figure out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, why don't you tell us about how you met
her and then the date and stuff.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
Yeah. So we we met on Hinge and I just
immediately found her to be so beautiful and classy. I
mean one of her photos she was even wearing pearls
and I thought.

Speaker 10 (38:11):
That was.

Speaker 9 (38:13):
So we started chatting and she told me how she
always wanted to go to Paris, So I thought for
a date, we could go to this Parisian cafe and
get coffee and croissants, which I thought was perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Oh that's cool. Did you wear a beret? No, that's
definitely kidding. That's a cute idea though.

Speaker 11 (38:36):
Yeah, thought I thought so too.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I thought so too.

Speaker 9 (38:39):
So we you know, we had our croissants and our
coffee and we're talking, laughing, and you know, she shared
so much of her life story with me. I just
felt like she really wanted me to know her, which
you know, was just so sweet.

Speaker 11 (38:52):
And we were supposed to go in the bike rade,
but then.

Speaker 9 (38:54):
Her roommate reached out that she needed to be taken
care of. So I was okay with that because I
love that she's good to her friends. But after that,
I never really heard from her again.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
So what did she say to you, or like, what
was the interaction like after her roommate called, or like
as you guys were going your separate ways.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Well, you know, we were supposed to go on the
bike ride and she kind of had to dodge out,
so I gave her a hug, and you know, she's
had she had a great time, and that was basically it.

Speaker 23 (39:26):
I said, you know, i'll call you later, and when.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
I called, I got no answer.

Speaker 23 (39:32):
I texted a couple of times of the course of
the last few days.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
And no response.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Is her roommate, Okay, I hope. So not to freak
you out, but you don't think it was one of
those things where someone says, hey, i'll text you on
the sly and then you call me and then I'll
say I have to go if you're on a day
you don't like. Do you think that could have been
a thing.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
I don't think. I don't think I didn't get that vibe.
I mean, she was opening up so much to me
about like her life and her family and her friends.
I just felt like she was she was having a
really great time. I mean, the only thing I can
think of is like, I mean, there's a bunch of
people checking me out in the cafe, which you know,
sometimes I'm a little awkward, but I do kind of
look like overal life Superman at times, so I was

(40:16):
getting a lot of.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
But I just wanted to Okay, you look like a
real life Superman. What is that like? Are you like ripped?

Speaker 9 (40:25):
I got this cark k kind of swirl to my hair,
and okay, I've been compared a lot to it. But
my eyes were on her.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (40:32):
I don't know if that was anything that she was
nervous about.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
But yeah, I don't think anything was wrong with the friend.
I just genuinely thought she had to go help her.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Did you tell her that you look like Superman at
any point, because that also.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Could have been Yeah, No, no, I did not.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
Lucky you.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
You're on a date with Superman, I know, all right,
and you didn't get kiss or anything right at the
end of the day.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
No, I was going to you know, I was going
to try and go for it, but there's a bunch
of people.

Speaker 23 (41:05):
Outside the shop of the Parisian coffee shop, and I
just felt like a.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Warm hug was the right move.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Okay, all right, Well we'll figure it out for you.
Will play a song come Back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Plays song come Back, get your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Mark is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Sasha.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But before we do that, Mark, why don't
you catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 23 (41:38):
Yeah, well, I met this beautiful girl named Sasha.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
We went on Hinge, went on this great date to
Parisian cafe, had a great time, and now I haven't
heard from her, and I want to know why.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Well, and you do think it's because you look like
Superman maybe and you were getting checked out a lot.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
I'm just worried. I'm just worried that she was aware
of that people were looking at me, that's all. I
don't know if that that can.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Be kind of like if you were somebody that's super
hot that everybody's staring at you do feel like such meat,
you know?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I get that. Well, we're ready for us to call her. Yeah, yes, please,
here we go. Hello him, I speaking to Sasha please
this year? Sasha. Hi, how are you? My name is Jebel.

(42:31):
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 14 (42:33):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I'm Nina also on the show.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh Hi do you listen to the show ever? Sometimes?

Speaker 14 (42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (42:41):
You guys agreed, this is so crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Thank you you you know why we're calling you.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
I have a suspicion, and I'm it's about it. That's
suspicion being true.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
What do you think it is? What's your suspicion? Is
it a second date, a first day follow up?

Speaker 9 (43:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You are ghosting somebody you know who.

Speaker 11 (43:05):
Knows I have a sneaking suspicion.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
That it's Mark and you're correct, She has answered.

Speaker 16 (43:16):
Yeah, well, because I don't really ghost that often, but
this was a unique experience.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Really, okay, would you mind telling us why you're ghosting him?
He was just so gross I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
That was like the playton the most easiest way to
say it.

Speaker 16 (43:34):
He just he was burping the throughout the entire date,
and like the first time was just kind of because
it was loud and he didn't say excuse me or
anything like that, but then it just kind of just
kept happening, and so like I felt like I had
to keep talking so that I didn't have to engage

(43:56):
with him.

Speaker 11 (43:57):
And it was it was just so un comfortable, just
thoroughly grossed out.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Was it just really loud or was it kind of
under his breath? I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (44:08):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 16 (44:09):
I get that burping is natural, but there are ways
that you can kind of minimize the damage, Like you
could kind of put it under your breath, you can
cover your mouth, you can say excuse me, But like
none of that was happening, but the burping in itself
kept happening over and over. It just felt like super
disrespectful and just I was so turned off and grossed out.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Really, I mean, I mean I wouldn't love that either.
Like in the place you were at, he was just
burping loudly, yes, constantly.

Speaker 16 (44:41):
It was just it was so frequent and so loud,
like it almost got to the point where, you know,
like a Homer Simpson when he belches, like it was
kind of ripple.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Like that's what I felt like. Maybe it wasn't that bad,
but like that's.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
What kind of I started to feel like was happening.
Like I was just, oh, I can't even Okay, Well
you didn't tell us that. No, it sounded like a
very pleasant day. Yeah, maybe you forgot, or maybe you
haven't heard enough first day follow ups to know that
he's actually on the phone listening and wants to.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Mark whoa, Yeah, Hi, Sasam. Sorry, I don't I honestly
don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I worked
a couple of times because I've been dealing with some
like specilated acid reflex.

Speaker 11 (45:33):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Then why did we go to coffee?

Speaker 16 (45:36):
Like that's not going to help the situation any you know, well,
because I wanted to take you to a Parisian cafe.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
I mean, is the real reason that because I look
like Superman?

Speaker 17 (45:47):
What?

Speaker 9 (45:55):
Sorry? Sorry, that's not nice.

Speaker 13 (45:56):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
No, No, that's not the reason.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yes, you are an objectively attractive man. But if you're.

Speaker 16 (46:07):
Wondering about the why people were looking at you, it
was because you were burping so much that people were
concerned that you were going to be sick.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
Are you sure that people weren't just looking at me
because of how I look?

Speaker 23 (46:24):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (46:26):
No, I'm sorry. I like it was not attractive.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
They were not looking at you because you were attractive.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
They were looking at you because they were disgusted. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I can't even help but ask like, Mark, are you okay?
Because to be burping that much, I don't know if
that's normal.

Speaker 9 (46:43):
Yeah. I've been on a different medication to try and
deal with my reflux. It's just been a struggle.

Speaker 23 (46:50):
Bus but I'm doing much better.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Thanks, Okay.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
You know, like Sasha, you say you want to go
to France, but you really probably shouldn't go to France
because in other countries it's actually considered polite to it
as a compliment of the same.

Speaker 16 (47:07):
Even if that's true here in the stage, I like
it when if someone burbs that they at least say
excuse me or cover their mouths or something along those lines.
Maybe I'm reaching for the stars here, but that is
something that I am looking for.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Blatant respective you guys.

Speaker 11 (47:24):
They excuse me, I usually say.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
Excuse me, But I just I was you were telling
these beautiful stories. I didn't want to interrupt you. I
was time to respect you.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Sasha. Would you like to do on another day with Mark?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 9 (47:38):
You know what, I didn't know that she was.

Speaker 23 (47:41):
Still closed minded, So I honestly don't know that this
is going to work out.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
Closed minded?

Speaker 17 (47:49):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 9 (47:51):
I mean, if you can't just be present and accept
the person for how they are, I mean, burbing happens.

Speaker 11 (48:01):
Yeah, I get that, it's just how you handle it that,
you know.

Speaker 9 (48:04):
Really changes things, and how you handle it was just
not it for me. That's fine. I mean, somebody don't
accept me, accept me for my purse too?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
All right? Well, sorry, no second date, Mark, But it
sounds like you're fine with that.

Speaker 23 (48:23):
Yeah, I think it's for the best.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
You will the first date follow up.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Do you like having happy adult fun time with your
partner or by yourself, of course you do well. I
want you to think for a minute about your favorite things.
Is there anything you'd give up having happy, fun adult
time with your partner or yourself for? I turned is
going viral people sharing the things that they'd stop having
the most fun consensual human activity for. What they give

(48:56):
up that for? And some of the answers are surprising.
We'll go over it right after this. You can also
text us with yours four one o six one or
call us up eight eight eight three four three one
six one. We'll do it next. It's the Jebel Show.
Hey there, my name is Doug. Doug, and what do
you think about coming to back to Mouse for some
vino and maybe a little dance? And Doug's really good

(49:19):
at the horizontal mambo. Oh no, Now, nobody could ever
turn that down, right, is hey? Thread that's going viral
of people sharing the things that they would give up
doing the fun adult stuff in the bedroom for. And
some of the answers are pretty surprising. Is there anything
that you would give that up for? I don't think so.
Text in four one o six one, call us eight

(49:41):
eight eight three four three. On more than a quarter
of people who responded to this say they would give
up having adult fun time in the bedroom for an
entire year if it meant they'd have enough money for
a deposit on a home. Oh, a house. So this
is just for a year. You got to give it up? Okay,
then I could do that?

Speaker 8 (49:59):
Could you.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Something before? Oh? I didn't get anything? My choice?

Speaker 17 (50:06):
Choice?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Is it just because there was no options at that point?
It was my choice, thank you very much. I was
on a cleanse. I got nothing at the end of it,
but a clear bring What things would you give up for?
Somebody also said they would give it up for a year.
They wouldn't have adult fun time for a year's supply

(50:28):
of gift cards to Papa John's.

Speaker 10 (50:30):
One thing.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I must love Papa John's. That's a lot of money saved. Yeah,
there's a lot of money for me. Yes, no, sorry,
I know we just met. We really like each other.
But I'm saving myself for another year. Why is that
sounds very you know, noble? Well, it's just I get

(50:52):
free Papa john'son for a whole year, so I can't.
It's a good trade off. You can build a house
out all that card. I guess. Men were also more
likely to say no to giving up intoissy for a year.
Forty percent of guys who took part in this said
that they would not give they would not stop doing that.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I like that.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
I do.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
It's harder for them to get it, and it's hard
for you to get something. It's hard to give it.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Up, you know what I mean. That's true for women.
It's very easy. Yeah, an come, easygo. Is there anything
that you can think of, Producer Brad that you would
give up?

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Yeah, yeah, I think I would. Probably it wouldn't be
a down payment, that'd be a whole house or like
a free house, free house, and maybe maybe an appearance
on that that TV show about them remodeling houses.

Speaker 24 (51:47):
Frustrated, terrible, too small, I need to do next, pounding
your head against the wall to break through it.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Somebody else said that they would give up doing that
for an entire year for an old Ford truck. If
people say things like that, I'm like, have you has
it ever been good for you? I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Woman, It's very frustinating for a Ford truck.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Now, a boat is another answer, which is weird, because
what's the point of having a boat. I'll give it
up for a year. After I can constantly get it. Yeah,
I will have a boat. Then, so, hey, Amy, what

(52:46):
would you give up adult time for?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
So my car got totaled last week and I literally
put it out into the universe that I would give
up sex if I could have the money to paper car.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, And I happened to go to the fift you know,
and I want.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
The money for a down payment for a car.

Speaker 17 (53:09):
And now I'm you can have sex.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You screwed yourself. I'm not a good way.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
It works like drinking, you know, when you hug the toilet,
you're like, I'm never going to drink it. You do
like nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Reading the money for a doing dahan on a car,
being like, oh now I have a very difficult choice
to make you spend this on Papa jaw. I would
have gone like a thanks for listening, universe. That was dope. Also,
I can't sorry, Yeah, please forgive me. Somebody says they

(53:51):
would give up doing that for a year if they
could get a pH d degree in return.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I mean those are pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I would do that.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
What do you mean for what?

Speaker 5 (53:58):
What?

Speaker 8 (53:59):
What?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
What's gonna what are you gonna do? Make a bunch
of money? After that, probably yes, probably not, Yes, it's
about the education you have to pay money to get there.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
Say that.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
They didn't say they wanted the education to go with
the PhD. They just said they wanted the PhD.

Speaker 15 (54:11):
Well, but it costs money to get the PHI the
pH give up sex for a year and get doctor
Phil's job.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't know, it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I think it's cool. I've always wanted to be a
sex therapist. But the thing that takes that away from
me is I don't want to go back to school.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Do you want to be a sex there I do.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, I want to be like doctor Ruth. I find
it fascinating.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I told you guys, I read psychology articles for fun.
I love this stuff just about the doing it part.
It's about all the other things. Would you get up
a year to go to school to be now a
sex therapist? If I didn't have to go to school
to be a sex therapist, then I would absolutely give
it up for maybe even a year and a half
to have that, because that would.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
Be that cool point you said, if I didn't have
to go to school for it, so you wouldn't actually
know the things.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I would know the things I would magically know the things.
Plug in for a second like boom, I have the knowledge.
I just always wanted to be doctor Nina and have
like one of those Doctor Ruth shows.

Speaker 7 (55:06):
A person who would give it up for a PhD
needs to understand that if they were actually trying to
get their PhD, they would be giving it up involuntarily anyway,
because it's very hard and it takes a.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Lot of time. You'd be studying more than anything else. Yeah,
somebody texted in at four one o six when I
said I've been married for fifteen years, so I've already
given it up. That makes me sad for you. We're
all over and touch. Somebody drink the wrong time. Yeah,
I mean there's somebody there who might. But also, yeah,

(55:35):
it's Wednesday night. We'll just watch a show and go
to bed on the dragon time for Nina's what's trending?
Do you get to sleep in on the weekends?

Speaker 17 (55:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
No, okay, Well, there's been mixed messaging around sleeping in
on the weekends, especially if you are kind of short
on sleep during the week so some people were saying
that you can never actually catch up on your sleep. However,
there's a new study that says if you do sleep
in on the weekends, you'll be able to cut the
risk of heart disease.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
So you know there's another excuse to just turn that
alarm clock right on off.

Speaker 16 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I actually saw this yesterday.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
I thought this was pretty cool because the reality is
they're just they're finally saying you can catch up. Yeah,
but they're saying that like you can rejuvenate. If you
had a whole week of not getting all to sleep,
you can actually catch up, like your body can truly
reset it before they were saying you can't.

Speaker 9 (56:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I still feel like it's.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Mixed messaging around it. But if it means at least
cut out heart disease, that's helpful. There's so many different
reports on sleep out there too, you know. According to
the one that I like the most, they say, the
way you should sleep is when the sun goes down,
you should go to sleep for a little while. Then
you should wake up in the middle of the night
do stuff, and then go back to sleep for a
couple hours. Wait what, Because that's the way we did
it back in the day when we were like you know, caveman, yep,

(56:47):
how I because we were like forged.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
For food and stuff like that. Then as soon as
the sun went down, no light, so you'd go to
bed and then what.

Speaker 13 (56:53):
Do you do when you wake up?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Though I did that one because that My body doesn't
match that right.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Even a little bit. But I could see you being
one of those people. Absolutely, we're just talking about cutting
heart disease. But here's something let's talk about. Bacon is
creating a cinnamon toast crunch bacon. I've said it before.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Your word has power.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
People all of a sudden started talking about how great
it would be if there was cinmon cinnamon toast crunch bacon.
And they heard, they listened, and now they're making it.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Just like that, sleep in to get you know, the
heart all good and have cinnamon toast bacon.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
The date of the arrival hasn't been announced yet, but
we do know it's coming.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Please give me post on that cinnamon crunch is the
only cereal that matters if you could put that on
a bacon.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I'm all in, No, I don't like it, bacon.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I still love that cereal and I just I can't
even it's.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Delicious, swirls in it and soggy. Yeah, do you think
that bacon will have the swirls.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I don't know, the.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Bacon part sounds kind of gross me, but the milk
of that tastes delicious, the whole me.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Now, this is interesting.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
California is considering adding two new state symbols, and we all,
I don't know if you do know, but if you
didn't know, the state symbol of California right now is
the bear.

Speaker 10 (58:12):
Right.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
So now they're talking about adding one of two things,
the banana slug wait as the official state slug, and
then also the dungeness crab as the official state crustacean.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Hey, California, there are many many problems in the state
of that. Yeah, and I think that you know, remember
that train you were going to build from Los Angeles
to San Francisco and it went from Bakersfield to like
know where.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Or the fact that they have like fourteen percent tax
rate on their people that live in California.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
So listen, you can put whatever collage you want on
the flag. That's not going to hide the problems.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Look rad one thing at a time. First, we got
to get what the crab's going to look like on.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
The Pratyah, how do you draw a banana slug?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
That's a good question first, and all the things that
happened in California. But I will say the slug and
the crustacean caught my attention to what you're trying to attract.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I just love the things that governments focus on. Yeah,
our people are starving, you know what they need a
pretty little banana slug that I would feel better moral,
But that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Jubiles Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 17 (59:24):
Yes.

Speaker 18 (59:25):
So when I was in my early thirties, my mom
had a best friend who was in the middle seventies.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
Okay, so she had a ranch.

Speaker 18 (59:34):
He offered me a job to work on the ranch
and pay off my friend by living in a property
at a separate house.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Okay, to live on the ranch in a separate house. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 18 (59:46):
So you know, after about a year, we were drinking
one night. One thing led to another, and we ended
up looking up.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
With your mother's friends seventy something year old. How did
it go?

Speaker 18 (59:58):
Yeah, it was pretty awesome. We both agreed that it
was probably the best time we'd ever had.

Speaker 21 (01:00:04):
She hadn't been with a guy and I don't know
how long because her her husband had passed away about
three years prior, but she was giving me all kinds
of month, you know, because of it, and she ups
my salary and I'm all started getting suspicious because she's like,
why is she trying to buy you a car?

Speaker 18 (01:00:21):
Why does she give cash?

Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
And so, yeah, I did more than just work on
that farm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Now, Yeah, you know what, I bet it was wild
because the older you get the last essay.

Speaker 18 (01:00:32):
So, yeah, it was pretty good. I'll never forget it.
It was probably one of the best times in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 18 (01:00:41):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I don't know how good this is, but it is
a secret. Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:00:51):
So I got this lady at work.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
There's a lady I work with who.

Speaker 17 (01:00:54):
Makes cupcakes, and so I would eat them all the
time and I'd be like, okay, cool. Well then they
hired another lady who makes these cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Are out of this world.

Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
They're like cupcakes more worthy.

Speaker 17 (01:01:06):
Oh, so I stopped eating the other lady's cupcakes and
I eat the new girls cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Cupcake come yeah, But then I kind.

Speaker 17 (01:01:15):
Of feel bad for the other ladies, So I'll usually
go to her desk, take a cupcake or joke, walk
out of the room, link the frosting off, and then
throw them away.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Well, congratulations, you have the most incent No, it's good.
You have the most innocent, dirty little secret we've ever had,
but also sounds like the dirtiest.

Speaker 17 (01:01:37):
I know, all right, I feel bad every time I
do it, but you know I like to chocolate frosting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Yeah, and it just gets even even more innocent and
dirty at the same time. You can you keep your
hands off those cupcakes?

Speaker 17 (01:01:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Thank you, right, thank you for your dirty little secret.
Thank you for having me. Yeah, I have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
What's your dirty little secret?

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