November 3, 2022 • 38 mins
What airline employees are steeling customers luggage? Find out in this episode of The Jubal Show!
In other news on this show, the cast go around and discuss what they would be an expert in if they could be and why? Jubal Fresh pranks one woman who just got a new job at a museum, Alex Fresh reports on Zac Efron's crazy transformation for his new role, one of our listeners thinks her husband is cheating on her because she saw his airline miles, apparently there is a caller on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret so bad that we had to change their voice, and I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But your phone screen time does not lie to you!
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In other news on this show, the cast go around and discuss what they would be an expert in if they could be and why? Jubal Fresh pranks one woman who just got a new job at a museum, Alex Fresh reports on Zac Efron's crazy transformation for his new role, one of our listeners thinks her husband is cheating on her because she saw his airline miles, apparently there is a caller on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret so bad that we had to change their voice, and I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But your phone screen time does not lie to you!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile show on demand. I would be an expert
in stock market trading. Oh, because I know you can
make a lot of money. But I'm an idiot and
it looks like lines and colors. That's the text we
just got one. I would also want to be an
expert in stock market trading, but it's hard, thanks a
lot to learn. Now, what would you be an expert in?
If you could instantly become an expert in anything, what
(00:20):
would it be and why? That's today's ridiculous Internet question.
It's Ridiculous Internet Questions where we ask you the question
that everybody's debating on the dot coms. Call us right
now if you'd like to be a contestant on today's
Ridiculous Internet Questions and answer that, if you could instantly
become an expert on anything, what would it be and why?
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
(00:41):
Text us four one oh six one. If you could
be an expert on anything instantly, what would it be?
N why? Christian Well, I would love to be an
expert slash fluent in the Spanish language. Oh, okay, yes,
I would love to just be able to you know, conversationally. Yeah,
I would love to just know that I know the
Spanish language. And that's another thing because it takes a
(01:03):
while to learn it. It takes practice too. Yeah, and
you have to you have to commit yourself to doing
it and sorry years. Yeah you got you got Desperate
Housewives to watch, you know, time for that. Real housewives. Yeah,
real housewives, all the housewives. Unless they put the Real
Housewives and it was only n Espaniel, then you would
learn Spanish fluent in two months. Call us up right
(01:25):
now one six, one eight eight three four three one
oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. If you could
instantly become an expert in anything, what would it be
and why, Bennett, I don't know what to call it.
But you know how like investigators like police or whoever
or whatever they do, they could tell if you're lying
just based off of like facial movements and like hey,
(01:46):
I'm movements and all that stuff. So if I could
be an expert and anything, it would be that because
people just be lying friends, family, government, it wouldn't fly.
It would be amazing to be a body language expert
like that, where you can always know how people are
feeling based off of what they're doing with their body right.
Anytime they have an interview with like Megan Merkel, and
who's to do that? She's with Prince Terry. Prince Terry. Yeah,
(02:08):
thank you. I always forget, but they always, you know,
any of those kind of interviews, they always do body
language experts and they can tell if people are really
like in love, oh yeah, not in love, or if
they fee uncomfortable and not comfortable if they're lying. That
would be amazing just to know everybody's body language around
you all the time. Be an expert in isn't know
when they're lying exactly my mental health? Yeah one six
one eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
(02:30):
It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question is if you
could instantly become an expert at anything, what would it
be and why? Hello Erica, good morning, good, good morning?
H R are you I'm good? How are you? I
am not too bad? Thank you for asking you to
check in and I think I'm okay. What what would
you be an expert in if you could be an
(02:51):
expert in anything? Erica, I would be an expert in
sound frequencies, because everything is like vibration is sound. Yeah,
And if you're burd and eight, you can like reach
to gamma waves my highest consciousness. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I'm
not going to go down the nerd road with you,
like I'm not gonna do. I'm like into that too.
(03:12):
Though everything does have a frequency, Everything does vibrate at
a certain level. And yes, there are certain sound frequencies
and things you can listen to where if you want
to vibrate and feel better on a different that level,
you can do that for this sleep. There's for all
kinds of stuff. So you'd be an expert in sound frequencies. Yeah,
all right, I love that. I would fart sound frequencies, well,
I won I already do, but like very powerful ones
(03:36):
call us up eight to eight three four three one
six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Today's ridiculous Internet question is if you could instantly become
an expert in anything, what would it be and why?
Alex She took mind, so I'm gonna have to sing
of something else, So go Victoria, Victoria, what would you
be an expert in this job? You know how many
times if I was an expert at this job, I
wouldn't have to like go to Brad for things I
forgot helpful. It takes practice, Yeah, it is, and I
(04:00):
don't think you can ever become an expert at this.
I've been doing it for a long time and I
still have no idea what I'm doing. So yeah, just
keep up up on that, just let it go, honestly.
Call us up eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
If you could be an expert in anything instantly, what
would it be and why? Raphael? What would you be
(04:21):
an expert in what every guy wants? What women want?
You'd be an expert in what women wants, not this guy, yeah,
or every hussbudd boyfriend that figure out for their girlfriend one.
Definitely what women want. Yeah, it would be amazing to know,
(04:41):
I'm sure for women would also be amazing to know
what their partners want to just to know exactly what
a person wants. Yeah, so you guys could give it
to each other. That's not a dirty yeah, call us
up eighty eight three six one eight eight three four
three one oh six one. If you could be an
expert instantly in anything, what would it be and why?
Alex doing life figuring it out? I hear that, Yeah,
(05:04):
that's right, no stressful days. If you're an expert at life, yeah,
for sure. I don't know figuring it out. I'll be
an expert in just giving up, which I am a
pretty good I'm pretty good at. Actually. You gotta know
when to walk away, yeah, exactly. And you got to
know when a not start or that. Yeah, because you
don't start, don't gotta quit, you know. I like the
(05:24):
second expert in just hanging around love It calls up
any eight three six one eight eight three for three
one o six one the Jewil Show on demand. It's
another Jewbil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi
(05:47):
is this Mandy. Yeah, my name is Pete Eakins. We
haven't met yet, but I'm one of the assistant curators
here at the museum. Oh cool. So I work up
in the offices and helped choose the exhibit, to choose
the art that we get and try to get hold
of it how you like, and working at the museum
so far, Yeah, everything seems to be going pretty well.
(06:08):
And it's only my third or four to day. Anything
else that I can help you with, you know what, Mandy,
I'm glad that you asked that there is one thing
that you can help me with. So you are on
the schedule today to work, right, yes, and you're shutting down,
you're closing up? Oh yeah, yeah, okay great. So hey,
when you get off work today, I have a big
favor to ask of you. You know where the offices
(06:29):
are correct, yes, yes, outside of my office is a box. Yeah.
And when you close up today, if you could do
me a favorite, if you could grab that box and
put it in the trunk of your car, and I'll
give you myself a number you can text me when
you're out of work. And then I have a flight
that leaves the country actually at about ten o'clock tonight,
(06:51):
and so if you could meet me at the airport,
and like, I'll throw you a few extra I'll throw
you a few dollars for your time. I'm sorry, but
the way that you're explaining this to me makes me
feel really uncomfortable. Don't be uncomfortable. It's fine. I really
appreciate it. Don't be uncomfortable. It's not a big deal.
When you shut down today at the museum, If you
(07:12):
could just go get that box, put it in the
truck your car, meet me at the airport, because I
have a flight that leaves the country, you know, shortly
after you get off, and I'll give you a thousand
dollars for your trouble. I'm sorry, it's just like what
you're asking me, is that give me really uncomfortable, Like
you're saying I'm doing you a favor, so it sounds
like it's not part of like museum protocol. I'm I'm
(07:35):
just a little freaked out, and I just don't see
how I can you know, like I don't know you
you just call me out of the blue. I'll give you.
How about this, I'll give you a thousand dollars. I'll
give you a thousand dollars when you bring it to me.
And then when I get back from overseas where I
am going to display this piece, I've got someone to
present it to you over there. I'll give you two
thousand dollars when I get back. So total a three
thousand dollars just for delivering a package. Because I can't
(07:57):
make it in there today. I shouldn't. You're saying it's
a piece like an art piece. Oh I did, yes,
So the new exhibit that came in, you know, some
of the stuff isn't displayed yet and so yeah, it's
one of those pieces and I've got to share it
with somebody from another museum over in the Dubai area.
(08:23):
I'm sorry, I just it sounds like you're stealing art,
and so I just I need another person. And why
does it sound like I'm trying to steal art to you?
You can't even properly explain what you're doing with it.
And I mean, I just got this phone call randomly.
I don't know if you work with the art museum.
I'm honestly like a little how I know that there's
(08:44):
a box outside of Pete's office? Then I thought you
were a peat I thought that was you. What do
you mean because you just introduce yourself as Pete. Yes,
I did, and I was speaking in the third person.
I was saying Pete as in me. How would I
know there's a box outside of my office for you
(09:05):
to grab and meet me at the airport. I'm sorry,
I don't know who the you are, but you're trying
to give me to steal from the museum. And I'm
not going to do that for you. And I'm not
going to jail for stealing a piece of art. And
I'm scared and you're scaring me like I like, I
don't know what I've gotten myself. All right, fine, okay, chicken,
(09:28):
I'm sorry I had to resort to that. Are you
a chicken? Are you giving me? What? Are you scared?
Are you a child? What is going on? What's going on?
Is this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing
a phone brank on you? And do your sister Kylie
set you up? Oh my god, Wow, you just got
a job at the museum and want to mess with
(09:50):
you about it? Oh? I really, I really thought that
I was going to go to jail for life. You
almost did it when I called you chicken, though I
could tell. I could tell you were thinking about it
then Jebil Show on Demand. Welcome to the JNN the
Jubil News Network for Thursday, November third, twenty twenty two.
This is j N. You're number four choice for news.
(10:12):
I'm Juill Fresh And if you're on dating apps, make
sure to put your ugliest foot first. Oh why is that?
Because there's a new dating app trend and it's called
reverse cat fishing. Interesting. Instead of putting up photos where
you look better than you do in real life, you
put up photos where you look worse than you do
in real life, so that when somebody meets you in person,
they're like, whoa, Sam, I'm pleasantly surprised. So you're just
(10:33):
setting the limit the expectations low, basically exactly. And that's
the way I think pretty much. If you do life
like that, lower your expectations, you're always going to exceed them, right, Like,
go into something being like this is going to be
a total failure, and if you have a minor bit
of success, you're like, well I killed it. Yeah, it's true.
Shooting for what do they say, shoot for the moon?
You hut for the shoot for the moon, and even
(10:54):
if you miss, you'll you'll still land among the stars exactly. Yeah,
don't even still get to the stirst. If you don't
even shoot that high, you just be like, whoa, I'm
still on earth. This is crazy. Look at me, I'm
killing it. I used to put my profile on Tinder
like I look better than my photos because I don't
think I'm photogetic. So yeah, but whenever i'll see that
(11:15):
on someone's profile, I'm like, nah, they know they ugly.
They just Chan and the Jewels News Network, where the
news is better looking in person, but only because we
made you think it was ugly first. For a next story,
let's send it on over to Bennett. You know what
my boy Chris Breezy says. He says these ain't loyal
and neither are the men. There's a new position developed
(11:36):
in Brazil where quote unquote loyalty inspectors or attractive women
are hired to hit on their client's husbands why to
test their loyalty. So the techniques they include using What's
app messenger and sliding to the dams only to send
screenshots back to the clients. Yes, this is a very
lucrative business because, as you guys all know, the more
you mess around, the more you're gonna find out. So
(11:59):
if you want to put it out fancy, if you're
a man that I doesn't surprise me, that would be
a very successful business. Yeah, I mean for free and
where the roast charging. Absolutely. I've always said if any
if like the government when they have somebody on the
most wanted list, if they ever want to find them,
like when they were looking for Osama bin Lad and
I was like, dude, just hire a girlfriend, a jealous
girlfriend who think that their boyfriend shooing to find him.
(12:21):
They will track down eighty information, They will find whoever
you need to find. Just be like, dude, that guy's
shooting on his girlfriend. They'll be like boom found him
in two days. This is the JNN, the Jewel News
Network where the news isn't really news at all, is it?
Because let's just be honest for the next story. Listening
to Christian Grace song, Yes, I'm on location in Alaska
where an employee for United Airlines has a lot of
(12:43):
explaining to do. Okay. Twitter user and film producer Earl
Webber tweeted that the airline owed him an explanation for
his missing luggage, but basically he knew exactly where the
luggage was. Turned out, it wasn't at Anchorage, Alaska airport
where he had checked in. He had an air tag
in his bag, so whenever he realized an Apple AirTag.
So when he realized his bags were missing, he looked
it up and they were at a private residence not
(13:03):
too far from the airport, meaning and United Airlines employee
stole his bags with the air tag in it and
took it home. He tweeted, Hey, United, one of your
employees at Anchorage Airport rumage through my luggage without knowing
I had an air tag in them? Can you tell
your employee at blank blank Clover Hollow Court to give
me my stuff back? I would have said, could you
tell your employee, I'm gonna be there in like five minutes. Yeah.
(13:24):
Also that goes to show you can think about how
many people that didn't have the tags in their bag
that they just think their stuff goes missing and then
the airlines righting them an insurance check and crazy. So
long gone in the days of people's lugga going missing
with no explanation. Just put an air tag in there, y'all. Yeah.
I had a bunch of watches taken from luggage that
I checked one time. I was like, I had to
watch it in my bag and they were gone when
I got a backpack. No, no, no, I'm telling you,
(13:44):
air tags is the way to go. Is so like
thirty dollars on Amazon worth every penny. I put them
on myself because I lose myselfie and sometimes we lose you.
We're going to put one on your tea. And the
Jewel News Network's senator, what Alex bring you? So? Zac Efron,
who's a normally like a lot of people think that
he's like really good looking and all that, and he
had a huge transformation recently. How can you go from
(14:06):
like really good looking, like what would a transformation be?
Right to not right? Right? Well, that's what happened to him,
I think really because he and a bunch of like
muscle for a movie, and I just don't think that
he looks good muscle. I saw this picture of him,
and he looks hute, and he looks really weird with
the haircut that they gave him, Like it's like long
and shaggy kind of a little bit, and it's just
not cute like a wrestler in a movie, like an
old wrestler or something, but it looks so different. I
(14:26):
think it's weird when actors like either gain a lot
of weight or lose a lot of weight for roles,
Like I get it, you really want to embody the character,
but it's also like what are you gonna do when
the movie wraps, Like you still gotta take care of
Have you ever seen pictures of Christian Bale in The Machinist?
No Christian Bale, You guys know what he looks like, right,
Christian Bale? This one movie called the machinist and he
(14:50):
Christian just pulled it up. I can tell why the
gagger Christian's face under one hundred pounds for this movie role.
You can literally see every bone in his body does
not look well. No, he's normally probably it's like he's
probably close to two hundred pounds, like he's a big
like fit dude, the muscular man. Yeah he is. And
he got down to under one hundred pounds for this.
It looks it's so creepy looking. If you google the
(15:11):
machinists so minute just did. I can tell by the
e on his face. So go ahead and google that
this morning, but don't do it while you're eating breakfast.
This is the JNN, the Jewil News Network where that
was fun, wasn't it. It was stopped, all right. You
can listen to the JNN this same time every single
weekday morning and follow us on social media at the
Jewil Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm at Jubil Fresh,
I'm at Christian Grace Snow, I'm at Bennett News, I'm
(15:33):
at the Jewbil Show on demand. It's time War of
the Roses only on the Jewil Show. Kara is on
the phone today for War of the Roses to catch
a Cheater, and she thinks that her husband of five years, Jamison,
might be cheating on her. Kara, thank you for coming
on the show, thank you for your email, thank you
for being willing to do this. Sorry that you are
(15:55):
in the situation where you think your husband is cheating
on you. Why don't you tell us why? What's going on? So?
Jan is a consultant for and he travels at least
one week a month, meaning you know, he's gone like
a full seven nights at least once a month, Okay,
but seven nights has become more like twelve nights a
(16:17):
month since the beginning of the summer. Um. I don't know,
I think that's I mean, it could be plausible that,
you know, he's just working more, but I don't know.
He hasn't really tried to be you know, intimate as much,
okay with me recently, So I'm just feeling that something
(16:38):
is going on. Do you think that when he's out
of town he's on business, he's cheating on you? Well, okay,
so recently had a work conference in Scottsdale. But when
he came back, he was super tan, like he've been
by the pool a lot. Just not not normal because
you know, these conferences are typically indoors, you know, doing
lectures and meeting at the event. So you know, he
(17:02):
went on time to be like outside getting a tan.
What about like after work? Um, it doesn't really you know,
the sun goes down by that time, so there's probably
time to get a tan. Um. And you know, I
checked the credit card statement and saw, you know, nothing
suspicious because he traveled so much, so there's charges normally
(17:23):
from everywhere anyway. But the other day I was looking
at book flights for Thanksgiving to see my sister in Iowa.
I logged into my husband's account and I noticed a
huge deduction from the hundred thousand miles we had in there.
Oh I didn't even have like, yeah, I didn't even
(17:44):
have enough miles to get a one way Oh my gosh,
oh wow. Okay, And you didn't know that he had
to use miles, said he had taken the miles out. No,
he didn't mention it. And it's like he would he
wouldn't have to use miles to book yeah for sure, Yeah,
because he would just you know, charge that and then
get them miles from. Yeah, the reimburse it. But well,
(18:05):
you were in the account, did you check them? Did
you check does the word that you were used for?
Does it say like what trips he used them for? Anything? Yeah?
So I noticed two trips with the mileed deductions UM,
one to Phoenix and one to San Francisco. He was
just in Scottsdale. Yeah, to that you get a last
minute work meaning to San Francisco for forty eight hours?
(18:27):
Oh why would he be using his own miles? Yeah?
So I'm like, if he using it for someone else
to like meet him there, I just red flag. Yeah
big time. You've said that he's been taking like these
extended trips. Is this the only like ticket that you've
seen booked or has there been multiple for like all
(18:49):
the extended work weeks. I I that would kind of
explain that, you know, deduction and points, and I'm I
don't know, so it doesn't. It's only been happening since
the summer. Well that's weird. That is weird though, And
did you ask him about it? No? Why not? I
don't want to like excuse him, And I guess I'm
(19:13):
afraid that like he might not even be truthful with me.
I mean you Yeah, I would he tell me that
you know he's using the miles. Yeah, that's why you
should have asked him, like the miles are obviously gone. Yeah,
so where did they go and why? And then see
what you Yeah, that's what he says, especially if he
knows that you like regularly use his miles to go
(19:34):
visit your family, Like he should have known eventually you
were going to run into this, so you should ask
some Yeah, like I've been I've been in my sister
a lot, like she's my best friend, So you know
he knows I go on there and all right, well
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then how about instead of calling him from the grocery store,
we call him from the airline that he had all
those miles on and say thank you for being such
(19:55):
a loyal customer. We every once in a while we
choose a random Miles member that when free flower delivery
to anywhere in the world for free and c if
he sends the flowers to you or to somebody else,
okay nobody, maybe we can find out if those are
business trips or not. When I asked him about his
mileag juice or something. Yeah, I just want to get
(20:16):
to the bottom of all right, sure, well, we'll try
to get to the bottom of it. Coming up in
just a minute, we'll play us. I'll come back and
get your War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater
next in the middle of War of the Roses to
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us. Kara is
on the phone and she thinks that her husband, Jamison
might be cheating on her. They've been together for five years,
and apparently he goes out of town for work a lot,
and the last couple of trips seemed kind of shady
(20:36):
to her. He came back with a great tan when
he was in Scottsdale, Arizona. But the stuff that he
goes to usually ask conferences all during the day and
he doesn't come back with a tan, so that's kind
of new. Also, Kara was booking a flight to see
her sister, and she logged into his mileage account and
noticed that he had over one hundred thousand miles. But
they're almost all gone now, and they were used for
a flight to Scottsdale and then a forty eight hour
(20:59):
business trip that he at in. Was it San Francisco area? Kara, yes, okay,
in San Francisco forty eight hour last minute business trip
that he used his own personal miles for that same
shady flag. I hasn't asked him about it, but we're
about to call him from the airline that he's a
mileage member and say thank you for your business, offer
him some pre flowers that can be delivered anywhere as
a way of saying thank you, and see if he
(21:19):
sends the flowers to Kara or somebody else. You ready, Yeah,
all right, good luck, let's do a good vibes girl.
Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Jorban calling from
(21:41):
so I was looking for our mileage member Jamison. Hi. Yes,
this is Jamison Jamison. Congratulations, how are you. You're this
month winner? Oh? Thanks, winner, winner for what? Thanks, thanks
winner for what. You're this month's mileage member of the month.
Oh yeah, that's great. I do. Yeah, I rack up
a lot of miles, you guys, that's great. Every single month,
(22:04):
we choose one random mileage member to say thank you
for your business by offering you free flowers delivered anywhere
in the entire world, absolutely free. Thirty six long stem
red roses. Oh oh, that's that's beautiful. That's wonderful. Thank you.
That's our way of saying thank you for your business.
And you've been a very loyal mileage member with us.
You fly a lot and I know as you actually
(22:25):
cashed in some miles recently too on your account. Oh yeah,
just a couple couple of trips all I need to
get from you. Then we would just be a little
bit of information if you know who you want to
send them to right now, or we can get a
time where I can call you back and get all that. No, no, actually, yeah,
I know who I wants them too. Oh great, okay,
well let's start then with that. What's the name of
(22:49):
the person you want to send into? Her name is Savannah.
And oh it comes with a card. Do you want
to put anything on a card? We have a card
for any occasion. Oh sure, yeah, so in the card
while you put um, okay, here we go put. The
fun with you is endless, even if the results in
(23:12):
me being severely sunburned. Lol. See you soon, Jamison. Hey,
real quick, um, I just I tend to be a
little bit into skincare. I hope you're wearing sunscreened more
often than you aren't you? Because he mentioned the sunburned there.
Either he hung up on me or his phone dropped out.
Care are you still there? Yeah? I'm here, Okay. I
(23:36):
don't know what happened there. I don't know if he
hung up, if he got like it was obvious that
or he realized it was me, or if his phone
dropped out. I'm gonna try to call him back there
right now, Okay, Okay, um, I just I really can't
believe this. Um, I can't believe it's Savannah. Do you
know Savannah? Yeah? Yeah, it was the girl he was
(23:56):
dating prior to beating me. What Yeah? He Savan was
married with hid Oh wow. Okay, just gets worse. All right,
I'm gonna do him. I'm gonna dollars one number right now.
See if he answers again. Hopefully he just dropped out
and he didn't knows me, so we can get you
to talk to him. I'm so sorry about that. That's terrible. Yeah.
(24:17):
I hope he answers because I have a few things
to say to him. Yeah, and if he doesn't answer you,
then I'll call him. Okay, all right, I about you will? Hey,
is this I think my phone dropped or just connected
(24:40):
on you? Guys? I'm so sorry. No, this is actually
your wife. Hi. Hey, what what? Hi? What's up? Danson?
I've been on this call, like I've heard everything you
said for you on the airline or something rap maybe
(25:00):
flying out, Savannah? Uh, flying up, flying up, Savannah? What
are you talking about? Oh? You know exactly what I'm
talking about, Savannah. Look, I don't like. I don't know.
I don't know what time about? Babe? Okay, Look, I
I just um, don't even Savannah your ex girlfriend. You're
(25:21):
trying to send flower feeds. This is actually the Jewels Show.
It's a radio show. We do a thing called war
the Roses to catch a cheeter. And that was me
who called you earlier, posing as the airline and your
wife was listening, and yeah she heard that all of it.
Oh oh my god, Carl, listen, listen. I I don't
(25:46):
like Savannah, Like, what's the when did you even start
talking to her? Like? She's married? He has children? You know?
Do you have kids? Like? When would you even talk
to Like I don't get I don't understand, Like, where
did this come from? Doesn't leave him in the same
state as that? What's the reason I want to know
(26:07):
from her? Because I don't want to hear from you
because you're not even great in bed, so like you
can't be the sex. Like her husband must be whack
in bed, because if she's really gonna leave him for
you and her kids, you know what, I'm gonna find
this dress. I would definitely tell her husband. You know. Yeah,
I am gonna call her husband. That's gonna be my
(26:29):
next call. You think I can't google a number, I'll
find him. I know his name. Look, look, look, please
please don't babe, Okay, don't do that. Don't bring are
you getting no, you can't stop me. You did this,
don't look, don't tell, don't tell him, don't call him,
put him on blast like that. Don't be a homewrecker.
(26:50):
Come on, family, stop excuse me. I'm the homewreker. Doesn't
seem me married with kids gating this in you? Yeah,
you ruined your own home and you're about to ruin
there is that's you. Look, don't look. Don't do anything
foolish here. Okay, please, Like they've got a family, they
(27:11):
don't do anything like that. Okay, I don't have any
you don't have any sympathy for me for her husband.
I mean they have they have kids, their children involved.
How can you how can you do that? Like, how
can you do any of this? Look that's look, that's
exactly what I'm saying. Okay, Look, they have kids. The
kids had nothing to do with this. Don't don't do
(27:32):
that to them. Don't be like you. Look you didn't
think about the kids. She didn't even think about her own.
Kids are exactly you got kidding me. This is insane.
You can't put this back on me. This is one
you're mess. I have no guilt here, I have a
free conscious. This is all on you. Um. They deserve
to know, so this is you. Don't you dare put
(27:54):
this on me? Look, look, I just babe, I want
to I want to. Oh right, so you're a psychopath.
I'm hanging up. I'm sorry, I'm I'm getting his number,
getting her number, I'm finding out where they live. I'm
telling him he deserves it. No, okay, I'm going bye,
oh oh kay, she's and she's gone wow and right police.
(28:19):
Yeah I can't, I don't. I can't imagine you. Seriously,
she's on a right yeah she is. Wow? He go yeah,
oh okay, I guess I'll just hang up too. Then
the Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time
(28:46):
for your dirty little Secret. And today there's somebody on
the phone who actually asks to have their voice changed
so that nobody would know who they are, because apparently
their dirty little secret is salacious. I don't know what
that word means, but I've heard people use it when
they're talking about something that's kind of crazy. I had before,
so hopefully I use that right. I'm not sure who cares,
but do it. But we can change your voice if
(29:07):
you have a dirty little siture you want to tell
us about you think people recognize you. We do have
the ability to change your voice and put like one
of those little voice change your things on it and
so hello, we agree to change your voice, don't say
your name and let people know who you are. Yeah,
you got Yeah, there's something that I'm not going to
sell you. All right, Well what's your dirty little secret?
(29:28):
Well this is something that you probably never heard of.
I make a living as being I guess a guy's
best friend. You make a living being a guy's best friend?
What does that mean? A dog? Like a dog, That's
what I was thinking. Well, you know what, like, yeah,
I hired me and they hid me for you to
(29:48):
meet their wives and girlfriends and stuff to show that
they actually have some some friends, you know, some friends
that they you know, have some common out with you with. Okay, yeah,
and then you know then't over time, you know, meeting
all their friends and family and stuff like that. I
ended up becoming the best friend. Okay. That's one of
those things that uh, you know, I get paid for it,
and then I become the best friends. So I can
(30:08):
you know, hang out but whenever actually uh again, God
bought from one of the kids already. Oh oh okay, wow,
that's kind of So that's your dear little secret, is
that dudes hire you to be their best friend. No, um,
this morning, you know. Okay, okay, I'm between the lines,
you know, between the lines you're their best friend, and
(30:29):
oh you're a friend of me. You talk crap about
them behind their back. That's what they're paid for, you know.
You know. Eventually, eventually we have had you know, intimate relations.
Oh yeah, from the guys okay that you have married
you're marrying girlfriends. Okay, they wanted they're getting on with
the guy and what yeah does the wife know? Yeah,
(30:52):
that's a good question. Uh, Yeah, you know what, the
the wives don't suspect anything because you know, I am
as best friend and for her to happen, it's him
with his best friend and then we can go do
our thing, cheating on your wife. Build the best benefits. Secret. Yeah,
so you're doing little secret is that you're basically an escort.
(31:14):
But it's so deep that you become best friends with
the people so that they can call you up and
hang out and have fun whenever you're a paid friend
with benefits. Yeah. And is this service just for like
down mow men, Like, is it always intimate? It all
definitely gets down to that for surely. I mean these
guys know what they were sha sits all about, you know,
(31:36):
you know this is how they find a best friend,
But find a best friend you could actually have something,
you know beyond pick you know, you know is that
what they call it these days? Yeah? I love pickaball.
How many clients are slash friends are on your roster
at the moment you got them locally? Yeah? A lot
(31:56):
of best friends. Yeah, you must be tired. Let me
know if you need help. Yeah, I just think you
know some examples you guys know Google? Right, Yes, of course,
it is one of the biggest companies in the world. Well, yeah,
there's some very lunch of people that are high up
on the tone and pole there there subscribers. They're my
(32:16):
best friend, really best best friend. That's my best friend
just starting an agency. Well it's called best friends dot com. Well,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, if
any of you guys are interested, I'll leave the number
you gn call D might get a little you know,
(32:41):
might you want to get a little experience as well? Well,
alrighty then all right, thanks for the hot tap, give
up the good work. Did you bill show on demand?
Call us up right now? Eight at eight three six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What do you think that the universe needs to hear?
It's I don't know who needs to hear this, but
and we got this text in at four one oh
(33:01):
six one. It says, I don't know who needs to
hear this, but check for TP before you commit. That
is very good advice. Make sure there's toilet paper before
you're all done. And then you go, oh wait, what
do I do? Now I'm in this huge work bathroom.
There's four stalls. Nobody's in here. To help me out,
and I don't know how to get out of this situation.
(33:24):
Does anybody not check before they go that this happened
to me so many times, and I don't know what
to do in that situation. Like sometimes, so you'll kind
of get up and you know, lift your pants up
a little bit and do that weird awkward walk. There's
that weird walk that you do. It's kind of like
because you don't want, you know, you don't want your
cheeks to make contact with the other cheeks out of
his chair right now, and so you do this little
(33:45):
wattle over to the next stall and hopefully there's something
there and then you use that stuff. But no matter what,
for the rest of the day, it's just you should
really just go home, call in sick and shower and
not go out of the house the rest to day.
After that happens, call us up eighty eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It's a jewel show and it's
I don't know who needs to hear this? But the
segment where we say I don't know who needs to
(34:06):
hear this, then we say butt and tell everybody exactly
what we think they should hear. Hey, Glenn, Yeah, yep, Glenn,
what do you think the world should hear? Man? I
don't know who needs to hear this, but stop wearing
your mask when you're driving a loan in your car.
I've always wondered that, Like you see them in there,
I wonder did they forget yeah they have a mask
(34:26):
on because I've done that, or did they fart and
they're just like whatever, I'm gonna throw a mask on. Glenn,
thank you for calling eight to eight three four one
six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hey, Zach, Yeah,
what do you think that everybody needs to hear this morning?
I think everybody needs to hear that lapping a baby
on board sticker on your car isn't gonna make everybody
(34:47):
around you drive things. I don't know who he needs
to hear this, but those baby on board stickers don't work.
And that's exactly right, Zach. And I've known people that
have actually admitted that they've put that on their car
when they didn't have a kid, just because they think
people are going to like let them merge or they're
we're not gonna get pulled over in the h OV lane.
That might actually work. That is a good idea. That
might be the one time the baby on board sticker
(35:08):
does work. Oh, I don't think burns at all. Thanks
for your call, Zach call it's eight at eight three
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. I don't know who needs
to hear this. But the segment where we say I
don't know who he needs to hear this and then
throw our butt on it and tell everybody exactly what
we think they need to hear. Hey, Jason, like more
(35:30):
than a friend, though, like more than a friend, Jason,
come down here, Yeah, get over here. But I'm a
doordasher full time. I love doing it, love taking care
of people. Get the holidays and don't forget and take
care of your drivers. Okay, there you go. Yeah, And
it sounds Jason, you sound like a doordasher who takes
it seriously. And I appreciate that because some doordashers man like.
(35:51):
There are good doordashers, and then there are doordashers who
are not good, and there's some doordashers will steal your food.
So we've had our food stolen a few times. How
much is a good tip? Would you say, like in
a normal order if you're at a restaurant. So I'm thinking,
you know, if it's a good order, if I gotta
drive five or six miles, Yeah, I do five bucks
pretty much every single time. I mean, I think you
(36:12):
should always tip service stuff like that, you know, even
when we go to a restaurant and you're ordering to
go or take out. Because I worked in restaurants most
of my life, I used to do to go a
lot right, and people wouldn't tip the to go person.
But I still had to do everything a server would
do right, get it already, make sure it's all good,
do the customer service stuff. Maybe not the same as
a serve right, didn't have to keep waiting on you,
but people would not tip. Yeah, the to go people
(36:35):
tip the to go people per Yeah. Yes. I used
to have to do with the Olive Garden and figure
out a way to get around the system so that
they were jack Alive Garden for the money. If you
order sup and salad at Artive Garden used to be
used to be this way at least, and you get
somebody to pay in cash, then you know how much
the total is, so you can just give them change
and then pocket the cash you don't put in the system.
And could you get that ready yourself. They don't even
know so that if you don't tip the takeout person,
(36:58):
they will resort to a life of crime. As what
I'm saying, that happens, because that's your fault. Calls up
three one six one eight eight three four three one
oh six one? What is your? I don't know who
needs to hear this? Butts Hey, Robert, what is your?
I don't know who needs to hear this? But what's good?
(37:22):
Was good? Hey? I was just saying nothing to coush.
Watch this, Robert, I had to dump your phone. Call Um.
I don't know if it's even caught up right now
because I can't tell because I'm not listening to the show.
I'm doing the show. But Robert cussed that's all boo
Robert for that in your car Boo Robert boo. And
(37:43):
so you didn't hear maybe what Robert said because I
had to hit the dump button or f either one.
He said both. Oh yeah, well you know what? Did
you hang up on him? No? He's still there? Okay, okay, Robert, Yo,
I'm here. Yeah, you cussed twice, so I had to
dump what you said. I don't know if people heard
you said. Just say it one more time, just without
(38:03):
the cussing on it, and then people will hear what
you had to say, Robert, because I want your voice
to be heard. Got you, I got you, I got you.
People out there, you need to hear that. Russell Wilson
is doing trash in Denver. The only thing that he
brought good to Denver was his chick. All right now,
I'm glad people heard that. The Jibbil Show on demand
Then Jubile show on demand. I would be an expert
in stock market trading. Oh, because I know you can
make a lot of money. But I'm an idiot and
it looks like lines and colors. That's the text we
just got one. I would also want to be an
expert in stock market trading, but it's hard, thanks a
lot to learn. Now, what would you be an expert in?
If you could instantly become an expert in anything, what
(00:20):
would it be and why? That's today's ridiculous Internet question.
It's Ridiculous Internet Questions where we ask you the question
that everybody's debating on the dot coms. Call us right
now if you'd like to be a contestant on today's
Ridiculous Internet Questions and answer that, if you could instantly
become an expert on anything, what would it be and why?
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
(00:41):
Text us four one oh six one. If you could
be an expert on anything instantly, what would it be?
N why? Christian Well, I would love to be an
expert slash fluent in the Spanish language. Oh, okay, yes,
I would love to just be able to you know, conversationally. Yeah,
I would love to just know that I know the
Spanish language. And that's another thing because it takes a
(01:03):
while to learn it. It takes practice too. Yeah, and
you have to you have to commit yourself to doing
it and sorry years. Yeah you got you got Desperate
Housewives to watch, you know, time for that. Real housewives. Yeah,
real housewives, all the housewives. Unless they put the Real
Housewives and it was only n Espaniel, then you would
learn Spanish fluent in two months. Call us up right
(01:25):
now one six, one eight eight three four three one
oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. If you could
instantly become an expert in anything, what would it be
and why, Bennett, I don't know what to call it.
But you know how like investigators like police or whoever
or whatever they do, they could tell if you're lying
just based off of like facial movements and like hey,
(01:46):
I'm movements and all that stuff. So if I could
be an expert and anything, it would be that because
people just be lying friends, family, government, it wouldn't fly.
It would be amazing to be a body language expert
like that, where you can always know how people are
feeling based off of what they're doing with their body right.
Anytime they have an interview with like Megan Merkel, and
who's to do that? She's with Prince Terry. Prince Terry. Yeah,
(02:08):
thank you. I always forget, but they always, you know,
any of those kind of interviews, they always do body
language experts and they can tell if people are really
like in love, oh yeah, not in love, or if
they fee uncomfortable and not comfortable if they're lying. That
would be amazing just to know everybody's body language around
you all the time. Be an expert in isn't know
when they're lying exactly my mental health? Yeah one six
one eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
(02:30):
It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question is if you
could instantly become an expert at anything, what would it
be and why? Hello Erica, good morning, good, good morning?
H R are you I'm good? How are you? I
am not too bad? Thank you for asking you to
check in and I think I'm okay. What what would
you be an expert in if you could be an
(02:51):
expert in anything? Erica, I would be an expert in
sound frequencies, because everything is like vibration is sound. Yeah,
And if you're burd and eight, you can like reach
to gamma waves my highest consciousness. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I'm
not going to go down the nerd road with you,
like I'm not gonna do. I'm like into that too.
(03:12):
Though everything does have a frequency, Everything does vibrate at
a certain level. And yes, there are certain sound frequencies
and things you can listen to where if you want
to vibrate and feel better on a different that level,
you can do that for this sleep. There's for all
kinds of stuff. So you'd be an expert in sound frequencies. Yeah,
all right, I love that. I would fart sound frequencies, well,
I won I already do, but like very powerful ones
(03:36):
call us up eight to eight three four three one
six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Today's ridiculous Internet question is if you could instantly become
an expert in anything, what would it be and why?
Alex She took mind, so I'm gonna have to sing
of something else, So go Victoria, Victoria, what would you
be an expert in this job? You know how many
times if I was an expert at this job, I
wouldn't have to like go to Brad for things I
forgot helpful. It takes practice, Yeah, it is, and I
(04:00):
don't think you can ever become an expert at this.
I've been doing it for a long time and I
still have no idea what I'm doing. So yeah, just
keep up up on that, just let it go, honestly.
Call us up eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
If you could be an expert in anything instantly, what
would it be and why? Raphael? What would you be
(04:21):
an expert in what every guy wants? What women want?
You'd be an expert in what women wants, not this guy, yeah,
or every hussbudd boyfriend that figure out for their girlfriend one.
Definitely what women want. Yeah, it would be amazing to know,
(04:41):
I'm sure for women would also be amazing to know
what their partners want to just to know exactly what
a person wants. Yeah, so you guys could give it
to each other. That's not a dirty yeah, call us
up eighty eight three six one eight eight three four
three one oh six one. If you could be an
expert instantly in anything, what would it be and why?
Alex doing life figuring it out? I hear that, Yeah,
(05:04):
that's right, no stressful days. If you're an expert at life, yeah,
for sure. I don't know figuring it out. I'll be
an expert in just giving up, which I am a
pretty good I'm pretty good at. Actually. You gotta know
when to walk away, yeah, exactly. And you got to
know when a not start or that. Yeah, because you
don't start, don't gotta quit, you know. I like the
(05:24):
second expert in just hanging around love It calls up
any eight three six one eight eight three for three
one o six one the Jewil Show on demand. It's
another Jewbil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi
(05:47):
is this Mandy. Yeah, my name is Pete Eakins. We
haven't met yet, but I'm one of the assistant curators
here at the museum. Oh cool. So I work up
in the offices and helped choose the exhibit, to choose
the art that we get and try to get hold
of it how you like, and working at the museum
so far, Yeah, everything seems to be going pretty well.
(06:08):
And it's only my third or four to day. Anything
else that I can help you with, you know what, Mandy,
I'm glad that you asked that there is one thing
that you can help me with. So you are on
the schedule today to work, right, yes, and you're shutting down,
you're closing up? Oh yeah, yeah, okay great. So hey,
when you get off work today, I have a big
favor to ask of you. You know where the offices
(06:29):
are correct, yes, yes, outside of my office is a box. Yeah.
And when you close up today, if you could do
me a favorite, if you could grab that box and
put it in the trunk of your car, and I'll
give you myself a number you can text me when
you're out of work. And then I have a flight
that leaves the country actually at about ten o'clock tonight,
(06:51):
and so if you could meet me at the airport,
and like, I'll throw you a few extra I'll throw
you a few dollars for your time. I'm sorry, but
the way that you're explaining this to me makes me
feel really uncomfortable. Don't be uncomfortable. It's fine. I really
appreciate it. Don't be uncomfortable. It's not a big deal.
When you shut down today at the museum, If you
(07:12):
could just go get that box, put it in the
truck your car, meet me at the airport, because I
have a flight that leaves the country, you know, shortly
after you get off, and I'll give you a thousand
dollars for your trouble. I'm sorry, it's just like what
you're asking me, is that give me really uncomfortable, Like
you're saying I'm doing you a favor, so it sounds
like it's not part of like museum protocol. I'm I'm
(07:35):
just a little freaked out, and I just don't see
how I can you know, like I don't know you
you just call me out of the blue. I'll give you.
How about this, I'll give you a thousand dollars. I'll
give you a thousand dollars when you bring it to me.
And then when I get back from overseas where I
am going to display this piece, I've got someone to
present it to you over there. I'll give you two
thousand dollars when I get back. So total a three
thousand dollars just for delivering a package. Because I can't
(07:57):
make it in there today. I shouldn't. You're saying it's
a piece like an art piece. Oh I did, yes,
So the new exhibit that came in, you know, some
of the stuff isn't displayed yet and so yeah, it's
one of those pieces and I've got to share it
with somebody from another museum over in the Dubai area.
(08:23):
I'm sorry, I just it sounds like you're stealing art,
and so I just I need another person. And why
does it sound like I'm trying to steal art to you?
You can't even properly explain what you're doing with it.
And I mean, I just got this phone call randomly.
I don't know if you work with the art museum.
I'm honestly like a little how I know that there's
(08:44):
a box outside of Pete's office? Then I thought you
were a peat I thought that was you. What do
you mean because you just introduce yourself as Pete. Yes,
I did, and I was speaking in the third person.
I was saying Pete as in me. How would I
know there's a box outside of my office for you
(09:05):
to grab and meet me at the airport. I'm sorry,
I don't know who the you are, but you're trying
to give me to steal from the museum. And I'm
not going to do that for you. And I'm not
going to jail for stealing a piece of art. And
I'm scared and you're scaring me like I like, I
don't know what I've gotten myself. All right, fine, okay, chicken,
(09:28):
I'm sorry I had to resort to that. Are you
a chicken? Are you giving me? What? Are you scared?
Are you a child? What is going on? What's going on?
Is this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing
a phone brank on you? And do your sister Kylie
set you up? Oh my god, Wow, you just got
a job at the museum and want to mess with
(09:50):
you about it? Oh? I really, I really thought that
I was going to go to jail for life. You
almost did it when I called you chicken, though I
could tell. I could tell you were thinking about it
then Jebil Show on Demand. Welcome to the JNN the
Jubil News Network for Thursday, November third, twenty twenty two.
This is j N. You're number four choice for news.
(10:12):
I'm Juill Fresh And if you're on dating apps, make
sure to put your ugliest foot first. Oh why is that?
Because there's a new dating app trend and it's called
reverse cat fishing. Interesting. Instead of putting up photos where
you look better than you do in real life, you
put up photos where you look worse than you do
in real life, so that when somebody meets you in person,
they're like, whoa, Sam, I'm pleasantly surprised. So you're just
(10:33):
setting the limit the expectations low, basically exactly. And that's
the way I think pretty much. If you do life
like that, lower your expectations, you're always going to exceed them, right, Like,
go into something being like this is going to be
a total failure, and if you have a minor bit
of success, you're like, well I killed it. Yeah, it's true.
Shooting for what do they say, shoot for the moon?
You hut for the shoot for the moon, and even
(10:54):
if you miss, you'll you'll still land among the stars exactly. Yeah,
don't even still get to the stirst. If you don't
even shoot that high, you just be like, whoa, I'm
still on earth. This is crazy. Look at me, I'm
killing it. I used to put my profile on Tinder
like I look better than my photos because I don't
think I'm photogetic. So yeah, but whenever i'll see that
(11:15):
on someone's profile, I'm like, nah, they know they ugly.
They just Chan and the Jewels News Network, where the
news is better looking in person, but only because we
made you think it was ugly first. For a next story,
let's send it on over to Bennett. You know what
my boy Chris Breezy says. He says these ain't loyal
and neither are the men. There's a new position developed
(11:36):
in Brazil where quote unquote loyalty inspectors or attractive women
are hired to hit on their client's husbands why to
test their loyalty. So the techniques they include using What's
app messenger and sliding to the dams only to send
screenshots back to the clients. Yes, this is a very
lucrative business because, as you guys all know, the more
you mess around, the more you're gonna find out. So
(11:59):
if you want to put it out fancy, if you're
a man that I doesn't surprise me, that would be
a very successful business. Yeah, I mean for free and
where the roast charging. Absolutely. I've always said if any
if like the government when they have somebody on the
most wanted list, if they ever want to find them,
like when they were looking for Osama bin Lad and
I was like, dude, just hire a girlfriend, a jealous
girlfriend who think that their boyfriend shooing to find him.
(12:21):
They will track down eighty information, They will find whoever
you need to find. Just be like, dude, that guy's
shooting on his girlfriend. They'll be like boom found him
in two days. This is the JNN, the Jewel News
Network where the news isn't really news at all, is it?
Because let's just be honest for the next story. Listening
to Christian Grace song, Yes, I'm on location in Alaska
where an employee for United Airlines has a lot of
(12:43):
explaining to do. Okay. Twitter user and film producer Earl
Webber tweeted that the airline owed him an explanation for
his missing luggage, but basically he knew exactly where the
luggage was. Turned out, it wasn't at Anchorage, Alaska airport
where he had checked in. He had an air tag
in his bag, so whenever he realized an Apple AirTag.
So when he realized his bags were missing, he looked
it up and they were at a private residence not
(13:03):
too far from the airport, meaning and United Airlines employee
stole his bags with the air tag in it and
took it home. He tweeted, Hey, United, one of your
employees at Anchorage Airport rumage through my luggage without knowing
I had an air tag in them? Can you tell
your employee at blank blank Clover Hollow Court to give
me my stuff back? I would have said, could you
tell your employee, I'm gonna be there in like five minutes. Yeah.
(13:24):
Also that goes to show you can think about how
many people that didn't have the tags in their bag
that they just think their stuff goes missing and then
the airlines righting them an insurance check and crazy. So
long gone in the days of people's lugga going missing
with no explanation. Just put an air tag in there, y'all. Yeah.
I had a bunch of watches taken from luggage that
I checked one time. I was like, I had to
watch it in my bag and they were gone when
I got a backpack. No, no, no, I'm telling you,
(13:44):
air tags is the way to go. Is so like
thirty dollars on Amazon worth every penny. I put them
on myself because I lose myselfie and sometimes we lose you.
We're going to put one on your tea. And the
Jewel News Network's senator, what Alex bring you? So? Zac Efron,
who's a normally like a lot of people think that
he's like really good looking and all that, and he
had a huge transformation recently. How can you go from
(14:06):
like really good looking, like what would a transformation be?
Right to not right? Right? Well, that's what happened to him,
I think really because he and a bunch of like
muscle for a movie, and I just don't think that
he looks good muscle. I saw this picture of him,
and he looks hute, and he looks really weird with
the haircut that they gave him, Like it's like long
and shaggy kind of a little bit, and it's just
not cute like a wrestler in a movie, like an
old wrestler or something, but it looks so different. I
(14:26):
think it's weird when actors like either gain a lot
of weight or lose a lot of weight for roles,
Like I get it, you really want to embody the character,
but it's also like what are you gonna do when
the movie wraps, Like you still gotta take care of
Have you ever seen pictures of Christian Bale in The Machinist?
No Christian Bale, You guys know what he looks like, right,
Christian Bale? This one movie called the machinist and he
(14:50):
Christian just pulled it up. I can tell why the
gagger Christian's face under one hundred pounds for this movie role.
You can literally see every bone in his body does
not look well. No, he's normally probably it's like he's
probably close to two hundred pounds, like he's a big
like fit dude, the muscular man. Yeah he is. And
he got down to under one hundred pounds for this.
It looks it's so creepy looking. If you google the
(15:11):
machinists so minute just did. I can tell by the
e on his face. So go ahead and google that
this morning, but don't do it while you're eating breakfast.
This is the JNN, the Jewil News Network where that
was fun, wasn't it. It was stopped, all right. You
can listen to the JNN this same time every single
weekday morning and follow us on social media at the
Jewil Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm at Jubil Fresh,
I'm at Christian Grace Snow, I'm at Bennett News, I'm
(15:33):
at the Jewbil Show on demand. It's time War of
the Roses only on the Jewil Show. Kara is on
the phone today for War of the Roses to catch
a Cheater, and she thinks that her husband of five years, Jamison,
might be cheating on her. Kara, thank you for coming
on the show, thank you for your email, thank you
for being willing to do this. Sorry that you are
(15:55):
in the situation where you think your husband is cheating
on you. Why don't you tell us why? What's going on? So?
Jan is a consultant for and he travels at least
one week a month, meaning you know, he's gone like
a full seven nights at least once a month, Okay,
but seven nights has become more like twelve nights a
(16:17):
month since the beginning of the summer. Um. I don't know,
I think that's I mean, it could be plausible that,
you know, he's just working more, but I don't know.
He hasn't really tried to be you know, intimate as much,
okay with me recently, So I'm just feeling that something
(16:38):
is going on. Do you think that when he's out
of town he's on business, he's cheating on you? Well, okay,
so recently had a work conference in Scottsdale. But when
he came back, he was super tan, like he've been
by the pool a lot. Just not not normal because
you know, these conferences are typically indoors, you know, doing
lectures and meeting at the event. So you know, he
(17:02):
went on time to be like outside getting a tan.
What about like after work? Um, it doesn't really you know,
the sun goes down by that time, so there's probably
time to get a tan. Um. And you know, I
checked the credit card statement and saw, you know, nothing
suspicious because he traveled so much, so there's charges normally
(17:23):
from everywhere anyway. But the other day I was looking
at book flights for Thanksgiving to see my sister in Iowa.
I logged into my husband's account and I noticed a
huge deduction from the hundred thousand miles we had in there.
Oh I didn't even have like, yeah, I didn't even
(17:44):
have enough miles to get a one way Oh my gosh,
oh wow. Okay, And you didn't know that he had
to use miles, said he had taken the miles out. No,
he didn't mention it. And it's like he would he
wouldn't have to use miles to book yeah for sure, Yeah,
because he would just you know, charge that and then
get them miles from. Yeah, the reimburse it. But well,
(18:05):
you were in the account, did you check them? Did
you check does the word that you were used for?
Does it say like what trips he used them for? Anything? Yeah?
So I noticed two trips with the mileed deductions UM,
one to Phoenix and one to San Francisco. He was
just in Scottsdale. Yeah, to that you get a last
minute work meaning to San Francisco for forty eight hours?
(18:27):
Oh why would he be using his own miles? Yeah?
So I'm like, if he using it for someone else
to like meet him there, I just red flag. Yeah
big time. You've said that he's been taking like these
extended trips. Is this the only like ticket that you've
seen booked or has there been multiple for like all
(18:49):
the extended work weeks. I I that would kind of
explain that, you know, deduction and points, and I'm I
don't know, so it doesn't. It's only been happening since
the summer. Well that's weird. That is weird though, And
did you ask him about it? No? Why not? I
don't want to like excuse him, And I guess I'm
(19:13):
afraid that like he might not even be truthful with me.
I mean you Yeah, I would he tell me that
you know he's using the miles. Yeah, that's why you
should have asked him, like the miles are obviously gone. Yeah,
so where did they go and why? And then see
what you Yeah, that's what he says, especially if he
knows that you like regularly use his miles to go
(19:34):
visit your family, Like he should have known eventually you
were going to run into this, so you should ask
some Yeah, like I've been I've been in my sister
a lot, like she's my best friend, So you know
he knows I go on there and all right, well
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then how about instead of calling him from the grocery store,
we call him from the airline that he had all
those miles on and say thank you for being such
(19:55):
a loyal customer. We every once in a while we
choose a random Miles member that when free flower delivery
to anywhere in the world for free and c if
he sends the flowers to you or to somebody else,
okay nobody, maybe we can find out if those are
business trips or not. When I asked him about his
mileag juice or something. Yeah, I just want to get
(20:16):
to the bottom of all right, sure, well, we'll try
to get to the bottom of it. Coming up in
just a minute, we'll play us. I'll come back and
get your War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater
next in the middle of War of the Roses to
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us. Kara is
on the phone and she thinks that her husband, Jamison
might be cheating on her. They've been together for five years,
and apparently he goes out of town for work a lot,
and the last couple of trips seemed kind of shady
(20:36):
to her. He came back with a great tan when
he was in Scottsdale, Arizona. But the stuff that he
goes to usually ask conferences all during the day and
he doesn't come back with a tan, so that's kind
of new. Also, Kara was booking a flight to see
her sister, and she logged into his mileage account and
noticed that he had over one hundred thousand miles. But
they're almost all gone now, and they were used for
a flight to Scottsdale and then a forty eight hour
(20:59):
business trip that he at in. Was it San Francisco area? Kara, yes, okay,
in San Francisco forty eight hour last minute business trip
that he used his own personal miles for that same
shady flag. I hasn't asked him about it, but we're
about to call him from the airline that he's a
mileage member and say thank you for your business, offer
him some pre flowers that can be delivered anywhere as
a way of saying thank you, and see if he
(21:19):
sends the flowers to Kara or somebody else. You ready, Yeah,
all right, good luck, let's do a good vibes girl.
Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Jorban calling from
(21:41):
so I was looking for our mileage member Jamison. Hi. Yes,
this is Jamison Jamison. Congratulations, how are you. You're this
month winner? Oh? Thanks, winner, winner for what? Thanks, thanks
winner for what. You're this month's mileage member of the month.
Oh yeah, that's great. I do. Yeah, I rack up
a lot of miles, you guys, that's great. Every single month,
(22:04):
we choose one random mileage member to say thank you
for your business by offering you free flowers delivered anywhere
in the entire world, absolutely free. Thirty six long stem
red roses. Oh oh, that's that's beautiful. That's wonderful. Thank you.
That's our way of saying thank you for your business.
And you've been a very loyal mileage member with us.
You fly a lot and I know as you actually
(22:25):
cashed in some miles recently too on your account. Oh yeah,
just a couple couple of trips all I need to
get from you. Then we would just be a little
bit of information if you know who you want to
send them to right now, or we can get a
time where I can call you back and get all that. No, no, actually, yeah,
I know who I wants them too. Oh great, okay,
well let's start then with that. What's the name of
(22:49):
the person you want to send into? Her name is Savannah.
And oh it comes with a card. Do you want
to put anything on a card? We have a card
for any occasion. Oh sure, yeah, so in the card
while you put um, okay, here we go put. The
fun with you is endless, even if the results in
(23:12):
me being severely sunburned. Lol. See you soon, Jamison. Hey,
real quick, um, I just I tend to be a
little bit into skincare. I hope you're wearing sunscreened more
often than you aren't you? Because he mentioned the sunburned there.
Either he hung up on me or his phone dropped out.
Care are you still there? Yeah? I'm here, Okay. I
(23:36):
don't know what happened there. I don't know if he
hung up, if he got like it was obvious that
or he realized it was me, or if his phone
dropped out. I'm gonna try to call him back there
right now, Okay, Okay, um, I just I really can't
believe this. Um, I can't believe it's Savannah. Do you
know Savannah? Yeah? Yeah, it was the girl he was
(23:56):
dating prior to beating me. What Yeah? He Savan was
married with hid Oh wow. Okay, just gets worse. All right,
I'm gonna do him. I'm gonna dollars one number right now.
See if he answers again. Hopefully he just dropped out
and he didn't knows me, so we can get you
to talk to him. I'm so sorry about that. That's terrible. Yeah.
(24:17):
I hope he answers because I have a few things
to say to him. Yeah, and if he doesn't answer you,
then I'll call him. Okay, all right, I about you will? Hey,
is this I think my phone dropped or just connected
(24:40):
on you? Guys? I'm so sorry. No, this is actually
your wife. Hi. Hey, what what? Hi? What's up? Danson?
I've been on this call, like I've heard everything you
said for you on the airline or something rap maybe
(25:00):
flying out, Savannah? Uh, flying up, flying up, Savannah? What
are you talking about? Oh? You know exactly what I'm
talking about, Savannah. Look, I don't like. I don't know.
I don't know what time about? Babe? Okay, Look, I
I just um, don't even Savannah your ex girlfriend. You're
(25:21):
trying to send flower feeds. This is actually the Jewels Show.
It's a radio show. We do a thing called war
the Roses to catch a cheeter. And that was me
who called you earlier, posing as the airline and your
wife was listening, and yeah she heard that all of it.
Oh oh my god, Carl, listen, listen. I I don't
(25:46):
like Savannah, Like, what's the when did you even start
talking to her? Like? She's married? He has children? You know?
Do you have kids? Like? When would you even talk
to Like I don't get I don't understand, Like, where
did this come from? Doesn't leave him in the same
state as that? What's the reason I want to know
(26:07):
from her? Because I don't want to hear from you
because you're not even great in bed, so like you
can't be the sex. Like her husband must be whack
in bed, because if she's really gonna leave him for
you and her kids, you know what, I'm gonna find
this dress. I would definitely tell her husband. You know. Yeah,
I am gonna call her husband. That's gonna be my
(26:29):
next call. You think I can't google a number, I'll
find him. I know his name. Look, look, look, please
please don't babe, Okay, don't do that. Don't bring are
you getting no, you can't stop me. You did this,
don't look, don't tell, don't tell him, don't call him,
put him on blast like that. Don't be a homewrecker.
(26:50):
Come on, family, stop excuse me. I'm the homewreker. Doesn't
seem me married with kids gating this in you? Yeah,
you ruined your own home and you're about to ruin
there is that's you. Look, don't look. Don't do anything
foolish here. Okay, please, Like they've got a family, they
(27:11):
don't do anything like that. Okay, I don't have any
you don't have any sympathy for me for her husband.
I mean they have they have kids, their children involved.
How can you how can you do that? Like, how
can you do any of this? Look that's look, that's
exactly what I'm saying. Okay, Look, they have kids. The
kids had nothing to do with this. Don't don't do
(27:32):
that to them. Don't be like you. Look you didn't
think about the kids. She didn't even think about her own.
Kids are exactly you got kidding me. This is insane.
You can't put this back on me. This is one
you're mess. I have no guilt here, I have a
free conscious. This is all on you. Um. They deserve
to know, so this is you. Don't you dare put
(27:54):
this on me? Look, look, I just babe, I want
to I want to. Oh right, so you're a psychopath.
I'm hanging up. I'm sorry, I'm I'm getting his number,
getting her number, I'm finding out where they live. I'm
telling him he deserves it. No, okay, I'm going bye,
oh oh kay, she's and she's gone wow and right police.
(28:19):
Yeah I can't, I don't. I can't imagine you. Seriously,
she's on a right yeah she is. Wow? He go yeah,
oh okay, I guess I'll just hang up too. Then
the Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time
(28:46):
for your dirty little Secret. And today there's somebody on
the phone who actually asks to have their voice changed
so that nobody would know who they are, because apparently
their dirty little secret is salacious. I don't know what
that word means, but I've heard people use it when
they're talking about something that's kind of crazy. I had before,
so hopefully I use that right. I'm not sure who cares,
but do it. But we can change your voice if
(29:07):
you have a dirty little siture you want to tell
us about you think people recognize you. We do have
the ability to change your voice and put like one
of those little voice change your things on it and
so hello, we agree to change your voice, don't say
your name and let people know who you are. Yeah,
you got Yeah, there's something that I'm not going to
sell you. All right, Well what's your dirty little secret?
(29:28):
Well this is something that you probably never heard of.
I make a living as being I guess a guy's
best friend. You make a living being a guy's best friend?
What does that mean? A dog? Like a dog, That's
what I was thinking. Well, you know what, like, yeah,
I hired me and they hid me for you to
(29:48):
meet their wives and girlfriends and stuff to show that
they actually have some some friends, you know, some friends
that they you know, have some common out with you with. Okay, yeah,
and then you know then't over time, you know, meeting
all their friends and family and stuff like that. I
ended up becoming the best friend. Okay. That's one of
those things that uh, you know, I get paid for it,
and then I become the best friends. So I can
(30:08):
you know, hang out but whenever actually uh again, God
bought from one of the kids already. Oh oh okay, wow,
that's kind of So that's your dear little secret, is
that dudes hire you to be their best friend. No, um,
this morning, you know. Okay, okay, I'm between the lines,
you know, between the lines you're their best friend, and
(30:29):
oh you're a friend of me. You talk crap about
them behind their back. That's what they're paid for, you know.
You know. Eventually, eventually we have had you know, intimate relations.
Oh yeah, from the guys okay that you have married
you're marrying girlfriends. Okay, they wanted they're getting on with
the guy and what yeah does the wife know? Yeah,
(30:52):
that's a good question. Uh, Yeah, you know what, the
the wives don't suspect anything because you know, I am
as best friend and for her to happen, it's him
with his best friend and then we can go do
our thing, cheating on your wife. Build the best benefits. Secret. Yeah,
so you're doing little secret is that you're basically an escort.
(31:14):
But it's so deep that you become best friends with
the people so that they can call you up and
hang out and have fun whenever you're a paid friend
with benefits. Yeah. And is this service just for like
down mow men, Like, is it always intimate? It all
definitely gets down to that for surely. I mean these
guys know what they were sha sits all about, you know,
(31:36):
you know this is how they find a best friend,
But find a best friend you could actually have something,
you know beyond pick you know, you know is that
what they call it these days? Yeah? I love pickaball.
How many clients are slash friends are on your roster
at the moment you got them locally? Yeah? A lot
(31:56):
of best friends. Yeah, you must be tired. Let me
know if you need help. Yeah, I just think you
know some examples you guys know Google? Right, Yes, of course,
it is one of the biggest companies in the world. Well, yeah,
there's some very lunch of people that are high up
on the tone and pole there there subscribers. They're my
(32:16):
best friend, really best best friend. That's my best friend
just starting an agency. Well it's called best friends dot com. Well,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, if
any of you guys are interested, I'll leave the number
you gn call D might get a little you know,
(32:41):
might you want to get a little experience as well? Well,
alrighty then all right, thanks for the hot tap, give
up the good work. Did you bill show on demand?
Call us up right now? Eight at eight three six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What do you think that the universe needs to hear?
It's I don't know who needs to hear this, but
and we got this text in at four one oh
(33:01):
six one. It says, I don't know who needs to
hear this, but check for TP before you commit. That
is very good advice. Make sure there's toilet paper before
you're all done. And then you go, oh wait, what
do I do? Now I'm in this huge work bathroom.
There's four stalls. Nobody's in here. To help me out,
and I don't know how to get out of this situation.
(33:24):
Does anybody not check before they go that this happened
to me so many times, and I don't know what
to do in that situation. Like sometimes, so you'll kind
of get up and you know, lift your pants up
a little bit and do that weird awkward walk. There's
that weird walk that you do. It's kind of like
because you don't want, you know, you don't want your
cheeks to make contact with the other cheeks out of
his chair right now, and so you do this little
(33:45):
wattle over to the next stall and hopefully there's something
there and then you use that stuff. But no matter what,
for the rest of the day, it's just you should
really just go home, call in sick and shower and
not go out of the house the rest to day.
After that happens, call us up eighty eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It's a jewel show and it's
I don't know who needs to hear this? But the
segment where we say I don't know who needs to
(34:06):
hear this, then we say butt and tell everybody exactly
what we think they should hear. Hey, Glenn, Yeah, yep, Glenn,
what do you think the world should hear? Man? I
don't know who needs to hear this, but stop wearing
your mask when you're driving a loan in your car.
I've always wondered that, Like you see them in there,
I wonder did they forget yeah they have a mask
(34:26):
on because I've done that, or did they fart and
they're just like whatever, I'm gonna throw a mask on. Glenn,
thank you for calling eight to eight three four one
six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hey, Zach, Yeah,
what do you think that everybody needs to hear this morning?
I think everybody needs to hear that lapping a baby
on board sticker on your car isn't gonna make everybody
(34:47):
around you drive things. I don't know who he needs
to hear this, but those baby on board stickers don't work.
And that's exactly right, Zach. And I've known people that
have actually admitted that they've put that on their car
when they didn't have a kid, just because they think
people are going to like let them merge or they're
we're not gonna get pulled over in the h OV lane.
That might actually work. That is a good idea. That
might be the one time the baby on board sticker
(35:08):
does work. Oh, I don't think burns at all. Thanks
for your call, Zach call it's eight at eight three
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. I don't know who needs
to hear this. But the segment where we say I
don't know who he needs to hear this and then
throw our butt on it and tell everybody exactly what
we think they need to hear. Hey, Jason, like more
(35:30):
than a friend, though, like more than a friend, Jason,
come down here, Yeah, get over here. But I'm a
doordasher full time. I love doing it, love taking care
of people. Get the holidays and don't forget and take
care of your drivers. Okay, there you go. Yeah, And
it sounds Jason, you sound like a doordasher who takes
it seriously. And I appreciate that because some doordashers man like.
(35:51):
There are good doordashers, and then there are doordashers who
are not good, and there's some doordashers will steal your food.
So we've had our food stolen a few times. How
much is a good tip? Would you say, like in
a normal order if you're at a restaurant. So I'm thinking,
you know, if it's a good order, if I gotta
drive five or six miles, Yeah, I do five bucks
pretty much every single time. I mean, I think you
(36:12):
should always tip service stuff like that, you know, even
when we go to a restaurant and you're ordering to
go or take out. Because I worked in restaurants most
of my life, I used to do to go a
lot right, and people wouldn't tip the to go person.
But I still had to do everything a server would
do right, get it already, make sure it's all good,
do the customer service stuff. Maybe not the same as
a serve right, didn't have to keep waiting on you,
but people would not tip. Yeah, the to go people
(36:35):
tip the to go people per Yeah. Yes. I used
to have to do with the Olive Garden and figure
out a way to get around the system so that
they were jack Alive Garden for the money. If you
order sup and salad at Artive Garden used to be
used to be this way at least, and you get
somebody to pay in cash, then you know how much
the total is, so you can just give them change
and then pocket the cash you don't put in the system.
And could you get that ready yourself. They don't even
know so that if you don't tip the takeout person,
(36:58):
they will resort to a life of crime. As what
I'm saying, that happens, because that's your fault. Calls up
three one six one eight eight three four three one
oh six one? What is your? I don't know who
needs to hear this? Butts Hey, Robert, what is your?
I don't know who needs to hear this? But what's good?
(37:22):
Was good? Hey? I was just saying nothing to coush.
Watch this, Robert, I had to dump your phone. Call Um.
I don't know if it's even caught up right now
because I can't tell because I'm not listening to the show.
I'm doing the show. But Robert cussed that's all boo
Robert for that in your car Boo Robert boo. And
(37:43):
so you didn't hear maybe what Robert said because I
had to hit the dump button or f either one.
He said both. Oh yeah, well you know what? Did
you hang up on him? No? He's still there? Okay, okay, Robert, Yo,
I'm here. Yeah, you cussed twice, so I had to
dump what you said. I don't know if people heard
you said. Just say it one more time, just without
(38:03):
the cussing on it, and then people will hear what
you had to say, Robert, because I want your voice
to be heard. Got you, I got you, I got you.
People out there, you need to hear that. Russell Wilson
is doing trash in Denver. The only thing that he
brought good to Denver was his chick. All right now,
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