February 1, 2023 • 38 mins
What did Latto try to sell that got taken down on Ebay?? Find out that item and why in this episode of the Jubal Show!
In today's episode, the cast and caller answer the Ridiculous Internet Question, What do you envy about other genders? There is a woman being set up by her husband in this Phone Prank for a weird comic book store comedy gig she did the other day, Social Media Producer, Christian Gray Snow, reports on the $1000 answer on why you should never let kids play on your phone in this Jubal News Network, Brendan is not getting a call back from Christina in this Frist Date Follow Up, there is a woman on the phone to tell us the Dirty Little Secret she is keeping from her husband, and everyone is freaking out becuase of something that might be banned soon in the U.S.!
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In today's episode, the cast and caller answer the Ridiculous Internet Question, What do you envy about other genders? There is a woman being set up by her husband in this Phone Prank for a weird comic book store comedy gig she did the other day, Social Media Producer, Christian Gray Snow, reports on the $1000 answer on why you should never let kids play on your phone in this Jubal News Network, Brendan is not getting a call back from Christina in this Frist Date Follow Up, there is a woman on the phone to tell us the Dirty Little Secret she is keeping from her husband, and everyone is freaking out becuase of something that might be banned soon in the U.S.!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewbil Show on demand. I'm jealous that dudes can
be standing all the time. It's the Jewil Show. And
I'm jealous that women get to sit down all the
time and people don't go, Bro, why are you sitting
down to pe? It's more comfortable. It is more comfortable.
I sit down to pee quite a bit. Call us
up right now eighty eight three four three one oh
six one. Text in four one oh six one. It's
(00:21):
time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, the most exciting game show
the world has ever seen. It's not a game show
at all. It's actually we just go to the Internet
and we find a topic, usually on Reddit, that people
are talking about, and then we ask you the same question,
and then we weigh in as well. Call us right
now eighty eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions.
And today's ridiculous Internet question is this, what do you
(00:44):
envy most about other genders? Text in four one oh
six one. Call us eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. Victoria, what do you envy most
about other genders? Well, I feel like in sometimes guy
groups there's not as much drama as somehow there always
sends to be in girl groups. It's nice, it is nice,
and I don't know why, you know what, though there
(01:06):
are some dramatic guy groups. Though there are like I've
never really been in it, yeah the Christians? Ever been
in a gay group? Chat calls up right now six one,
text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions,
and today's question is what do you envy most about
other genders? Dana? What's that power you? Good? Morning? Good?
(01:30):
What do you envy most about other genders? I would
love to pee standing up? Really? Why? Yeah, Oh my gosh,
because such an inconvenience to like does the half room
pull it all down? Yeah? And like yeah, shake yeah.
It is nice just to be able to like just
throw it back in the pants and go. But yeah,
(01:53):
I think sitting down with so more so much more comfortable.
I agree, you know, yeah, like I know, yeah, exactly,
it is. It is nice. Thank you, Dana. Appreciate your
phone call all right, yeah, call us up eighty eight
three four three six one text and four one six one.
What do you v most about other genders? Benett? I
(02:15):
would say I love that girls, females women have so
many options at the clothing store. Like Victoria's shirt right now,
it's like so cute. It has like a little exactly.
I don't know what's going on, but it's very very nice.
And I feel like for guys, we just have like
pants a shirt. Yes, females or woman, they have cheaper clothes.
(02:38):
I went to Forever twenty one and my girls. She
found some jeans. She's like, yes, these are twelve dollars,
and I'm like, let me check some jeans. Though. I
found some jeans they were forty bucks. I'm like, come
on now, yeah. Wow. I've always said that women have
so many more clothing options. For guys, we have pants,
short pants which are shorts, yeah, t shirts, button ups
pretty much it right, Yes, but women have so many
(02:59):
more options in the fashion department. Yes, you guys have
skirts short and long. You got dressed birth Yeah, the
coort tan suit, see through all kinds of different shirts,
ses and button hi heels eight eight, three, four, three
one to six one text and four one to six one.
It's ridiculous Internet questions, And today's question is what do
(03:19):
you envy most about other genders? Elena Hi Guys love
the show thank you very much, Love you, Elena. I
would have to say if I go to a festival
or bar something like that, something that's very public and
has a lot of people, shorter bathroom life. Yeah, oh
that's a good one. Yeah, they do move faster, definitely. Yes.
(03:41):
As soon as I have to go to the bathroom,
I have to go like right away, right I wouldn't
be able to stand in one of these hour long
lines to get in there. That is a very good
point though. Thank you for your phone Callina, absolutely love
you guys. Thank you. Eighty eight three four three one
six one text and four one six one. What do
you envy most about other genders, Christian? I envy most
is that was nothing worse than when I was like
(04:03):
a broke college student and we'd go out and you
get to the bar and you know you're lucky enough
that your fake ID works, and then all your girlfriends
get in for free and they're like twenty dollars from here,
and I'm like, oh is it? Because I'm ugly, like
what is it? So I would envy that that y'all
don't have cover charges at places. It can't be bad
in Vegas, like y'all get in free. Here, it's like
(04:24):
eight hundred dollars to get into a club. You go
to a club, and in Vegas, women getting free no
matter what doesn't matter. And dudes will have to pay
like one hundred and fifty dollars literally just to look
in the window. To actually go in, it's like five
hundred bucks. And then when you're in there, they get
free drinks, and then you have to pay a thousand
dollars for a bottle of water per cocktail. Yeah okay,
(04:45):
but when you're in there and you have to go
pee because you've been drinking so much, your line is
so fast. We're not drinking that much because we have
to pay for all the drinks. Somebody else sex it
in a four one or six one and said men
being able to go topless, that's all. Honestly, that's not fair.
That that really isn't fair. It makes no sense. I
don't get that. And on TV, like a dude can
(05:05):
be topless and show show the nips, right, doesn't matter, Yeah, right,
but they won't let a woman do that same body part.
I don't think that they should allow women to show
the nips. I think they should make every man who's
shirtless on TV wear pasties. That would be that hilarious
for me. They won't let women do it, then they
should also make the dudes cover up exactly and make
(05:26):
them wear pasties. Frilly little pasty. And whenever you post
shirtless pictures at the beach men, you have to put
a MODI the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil
phone frame mornings. Hello, Hey, this is Stuart calling from Comics.
(05:50):
I was looking for Laurie. Yeah, Hi, this is hey Laurie.
How are you? This is Stuart from Comics. You performed
here the other night I did. Yeah, thanks so much
for having me. I'm sorry that you didn't get a
chance to connect. Yeah, a little bit of stand up
comedy in a comic bookshop. Yeah yeah, how was the crowd?
(06:10):
Did you like the show? Um? Yeah, it was definitely
well promoted. Lots of people there. So good on you
guys for that. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it.
And yeah yeah yeah, did you like the comics in
there too? The comic books that we have around. You know,
I'm not a I'm not a big comic book gale,
but I can certainly appreciate the art. Can you notice
(06:32):
the first we have a first edition waffle Man comic book.
I'm not familiar possession there. Wow. Yeah, that sounds like
a very uh I mean first edition. That's always impressive, right,
that's always a special. That's I heard about how the
show went and sounds like maybe a bit of a
rough crowd for you, which is why I bring up
our first edition waffle Manum, do you know much about Waffleman? Uh? No, again,
(06:56):
I don't. I don't really read. Yeah, there was only
one Waffleman, right, pretty terrible action hero, and there was
only one print ever made and we have it and
that was it. It was. It was a one and done.
I guess you could say it was kind of a bomb,
sort of like your act the other night. It was
like that. That's why I bring it up. One of
the reasons I bring up Wow. Okay, so you just
(07:18):
call it to be a and point out the fact
that I bomb like Waffleman what we're doing. Yeah. No, Um,
I didn't call just to say that after the comedy
routine show that you were here. You did here at
the comic book store, we were doing inventory and we
noticed that waffle Man, our first edition Waffleman the most
(07:38):
expensive comic that we have is missing. Like, are you
seriously accusing me right now stealing from your store liked
book Waffleman? Really well, waffle Man, okay, I would steal.
Explain to me how you're here at our store, you
do a show, and then you leave and Waffleman is gone.
Explain Explain to me how you're still a origin at
(08:00):
fifty whatever years old. Because I'm saving myself for marriage.
That's why. I don't even know how you knew that.
How did you know that? I hope you have a
wonderful rest of your day. Thanks so much for calling.
Enough about my virginity. I need Waffleman back in my store,
or I'm calling the police. Well that sounds like a
you problem. Why don't you go ahead and call the
police and let them know that your Bagel Boy comic
(08:22):
book is missing? Or like whatever the I don't Bagel Boy?
How did you know about Bagel Boy? Oh my god,
of course there's a Bagel Boy that which you also
probably took Bagel Boy. Oh yeah, and I wiped my
butt with it. There you go. There, it is a
big reveal. You caught me. You took Waffleman and Bagel
(08:43):
Boy and wiped your butt with it. Those were the
most expensive comic books that we had. You actually think
that I did that? Like you actually just you teld
me that what you did with Waffle Maan and Bagel Boy. Right,
it was sarcasm, which apparently is lost one. Who's who sarcasm?
(09:04):
Where's the what universe? Is he from Marvel or DC
is l I don't know who sargasm is and I
didn't even know we had a comic had sargasm in it.
Oh my god, Okay, sarcasm. I was being facetious. I
was kidding. I was joking. Two things you don't know
about sarcasm and orgasm. And that's okay. That's just where
(09:24):
we're at right now. Okay, I not steal your stuff.
I'm gonna hang up now, and I just want you
to go ahead and google sarcasm, figure out what that means.
Maybe google how to interact better with women with your peers,
maybe get a girlfriend, you know, And I'm just gonna
see myself out. Sorry about your books. You've WEIRDO. Okay,
(09:45):
well then I'll just let you know that this is
actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone break
on you. And your husband Brian set you up. Are
you kidding me? Right now? Sagel Boy just got me
said that you performed some weird gig at a comic
book story the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Oh my god, he swore he would never tell anybody.
(10:08):
It was such a bad show. We had a path.
Oh my god. Well you should check out that first
edition Waffleman. Though it's a great read. The Jewel Show
on demand. Something you're doing right now could be making
you dumber. Oh and no, for once, it's not listening
to this show. How could you be getting dumber this
(10:29):
very second? I'll tell you in just a second. Also,
one celebrity is selling something on eBay that's not what
you're thinking. It's way more creepy than what you're thinking.
And you're creepy, so imagine that. And why should you
never allow your kids to use your phone? I'll tell
you all of those right now, because it's time for
another edition of the j and N the Jewel News Network.
It's news that you didn't know you needed. This is
(10:51):
JNN for Wednesday, February first, twenty twenty three. I'm Jewel
Fresh and for your first story today, a study found
that something you're probably doing right now while listening to
the show is making you dumber. Okay, sitting in traffic. Oh,
experts say that sitting in traffic can actually make you dumber.
So they's found that breathing in truck exhaust and sitting
in all the exhaust, if you're sitting for two hours
(11:12):
in traffic, it actually makes you dumber. Wow for a
little while. I guess there's effects after you get out
of the car that make it harder for you to think. Wow.
So this like kind of stereotype that small town people
aren't as smart is crap because big towns are where
they have traffic, So all the big town people are
the ones that are becoming dumber. And also, if you're
(11:32):
in traffic and the person in front of you is
doing something dumb, and you're like, what, are you an idiot? Yes,
they are, Yeah, for half an hour or so after
they get out of the car, because they're in traffic
getting dumb, right. I love it. I always feel dumb
in traffic because there's so many dumb people driving and
doing dumb things. I'm amongst the herd. There you go, Well,
you can't help it. It's not our fault. It's the
traffic's fault. That's why we're dumb. It's dangerous. Yeah, Christian
(11:54):
kind of scares me when he drives in traffic. Excuse me,
just because you are a very fast pace and how
do I say aggressive? That's a good report. Yeahstly, we
need aggressive drivers. I got places to be and things
to do. Christians, one of you're one of the sassiest
people I know. And I mean that, and I like
that about you. Christian, You've got to be yelling at
(12:16):
everybody on the road when you're driving. No, my behavior
behind the wheel is very problem. It's why I have
to live so close to work. I can't. I can't
handle the mental stress of having like a big commute
each day. Really, I gotta. I gotta lock it down
to ten minutes mess or else I'm just all over
the places. He's just speeding down the roadways and then
literally someone gets in his way. He yells honks and
(12:36):
gets mad and then just like skirts so fast around
him And listen what you just said. They got in
my way. Okay, so get out of my wife. There's
ever a mini cooper behind you with hands flailing about
the expired tax it is. This is the J and N,
the Jewel News Network. Unlike those other boring news networks,
(12:57):
we actually give you something fun you can talk about
with your friends. Sparnex story. Let's send it would Hey,
it's Bennet. Watch out. The panty police are on the loose.
Big Energy rapper Lano. She's gone viral after fans pointed
out that she was wearing the same cheetah print panties
and multiple paparazzi photos. But she took advantage of the
moment she showed off her panties or she was wearing
(13:17):
the same underwear in multiple photos. Yes, were they the
same ones? Well, she showed off her panty draw and
she had about like ten or twelve of the same
cheeta print panties, so obviously they're her favorites. She took advantage.
She auctioned appair on eBay in the bids were as
high as one hundred thousand dollars before eBay took it
down because she's violating their terms. Why can't you still
(13:40):
underwear on eBay? I'm not sure what the terms are there,
but you know what Facebook marketplace is a lawless land.
They'll let her sell it on Cist. She would make
twice that on Exactly, and they don't have the fees.
This is the J and N, the Jewel News Network.
It's easy to give you all those hard news stories,
all those facts. It's tough to be news without the facts.
(14:03):
And that's what we do for next door Listening on
over to Christian Gray Snow. I'm on location in Michigan
reporting on a story that is every bit of proof
as to why I do not want children. Let me
tell you why. Six year old Mason Stonehouse surprised his
parents over the weekend by going on a one thousand
dollars shopping spree on grub hub. The mom was out
on a date night with some of her friends while
Mason and his dad were having you know, a little
(14:24):
night at home, and Mason's dad was allowing him to
play on the cell phone. All of a sudden, all
this food started showing up to the front door. It
was five large orders of shrimp salad, swarm of chicken,
peeda sand which is chili, cheese, fries, ice cream, grape leaves, rice,
and more. I'll delivered to the six year old's home
because he had gone on grubhub. And ordered a thousand
dollars worth of food to the to the house. I
just want to say, the six year old has some
(14:45):
good taste. Absolutely shrimp, I know. That's what I want
to say. Great leave. If I was his dad, I
would be angry at the thousand dollars, but not also like, wow,
you have such a refined collapse from your age. We
have groceries for the next week. Thanks for going the shopping. Sun.
That's why you should never let your kids use your
phone ever. It makes me nervous. I have a stepson, right,
he's ten, and he uses my phone a lot, right,
(15:07):
and it always would make me nervous because one, I
have pictures of your mom on there. Don't go into that.
And then two I don't want you ordering a bunch
of stuff, but mostly do not go into the photos. Yeah,
if you're gonna please, if you're gonna do anything, go
ahead and order all the grub up in the world.
Don't look at the picture. If you want to, let
me look. If you want to look at the pictures,
go ahead and do that, and then enjoy the therapy
(15:29):
for the rest of your life. This is the Jane
and the Jewel News Network. It's news that you didn't
know you needed listen to the Jane and at the
same time every single weekday morning and congrats, suckers. He
just news you up again. Everybody, you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow all
of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh zero, I'm at
Bennett Knows, I'm at Christian Grace Now then Jewel Show
(15:50):
on Demand. First day follow up. Friendon is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and he's
getting ghosted by a date he went on with Christine Brendan.
Thank you for coming on. Man. Before we get into
the date and everything, how long has it been since
you heard from Christina? Uh, well it's been it's been
a couple of weeks, so okay, I'm not sure what's
(16:13):
going on. And how many times have you tried to
get a hold of her in that couple of weeks?
Not like excessively, you know, I've tried reaching out to
maybe like once every couple of days. But okay, total
based on total of total total times over or under five,
I'd say right or up five, I'd say five on
the dot, okay, okay, all right, exactly five Okay, So
(16:33):
I feel like it's been a couple of weeks. Five times,
I think that I think you're fine with that. I
don't think that's too much. Yeah, it doesn't feel excessive,
but maybe maybe it is. I don't know. The only
reason I did it so many times is because on
our actual date, the first day we had, she said
yes to the second date. So that's all right, you're
expecting to hear back. Yeah, So so so that was
(16:55):
that was Maybe maybe something happened to her phone, maybe
she lost to something, because if we weren't vibing, she
wouldn't have said yes, right right. You wouldn't think yeah.
I mean if I was on a date and a
guy asked me for a second date, and I was
vibing and we were having a good time, I would
say yeah, of course, and I would still hit him
up after. But at the same time, if it was
really awkward and I just didn't want to be like, mm, no,
thank you, I probably would have said yet say yes, disappear. Yeah, okay,
(17:21):
so that could be what's happening, Brendon, Let's try to
figure out. They'll tell us about your date. We had
an amazing date, like we went to this Italian restaurant. Um,
it wasn't super nice, but it wasn't like cheap either,
and we had foods if we had food and drinks,
and we literally chatted for like three hours. I feel
like within the first hour you could tell if it's
(17:42):
not going to go well or not right. So three
hours is a long time. Yeah, yeah, we were riving
for three hours. That is a long date. At the
same time, though, I've been on dates for like four
hours and then after I been like, oh God, like, yeah,
you're better than me. Because if I don't do something
for thirty minutes, if I'm not into it, like I'm
tap out. I'll tap out, Like I'm just like, look, sorry,
you and I both know this isn't fun. I sometimes
(18:04):
I'm foolishly optimistic and hopeful, so I'll be on a
terrible date ten minutes and I'm like, this is horrible,
and I just keep hoping it's going to change. So
four hours later, I'm like, this still hasn't changed. I
guess I just have to admit that there's no hope. Um, okay,
so you're going out for a long time. That could
be a good thing or a bad thing. What else happened.
I let's think. I don't think it was a bad
thing because afterwhereas she suggests that we go get ice cream,
(18:27):
so we get still together and uh, and then after
the ice cream we kissed at the end of the
night before we left, and we were like, did you
kiss directly after eating the ice cream? Because frozen tonk
kisses are funny. Well, her mouth tastes very sweet. Oh god,
all right, So do you think is there something on
(18:47):
like your social media? Like maybe she did like a
social deep dive after the date and like, you know,
because it seems like everything on the date was going good,
so I'm led to believe there was something after. Yeah,
maybe she changed her mind, maybe an X came back
to the picture and nothing I could think of. I mean,
I'm pretty honest for my social media, nothing to hide,
so I can't think of anything, nothing at all. Okay,
(19:10):
So it did anything happen on the date at all?
Like you've had to have been in your head a
little bit wondering or been like maybe it was this.
That's That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea,
like we really connected. We reviving the whole time, like
I'm concerned, maybe like a she okay, because we were
there's there was no indication that she didn't want to
hang out again. Yeah, I mean she suggested to go
get ice cream, you said, right, Yeah, yeah, I mean
(19:32):
that would sound like she was into it. Yeah. So
this is after hanging out for three hours already. So yeah,
I feel like if she wasn't into it, she wouldn't
have suggest an ice cream. She'd be like, okay, like
thank you for the night, like it was good, and
would go home exactly. Yeah. You don't get ice cream
when you're miserable. You get ice cream when you're having fun, exactly. Yeah.
So that's what Okay, that's where I'm That's where I'm
(19:52):
at right now. We'll try to figure out there. We'll
play us. I'll come back call her and get your
first day follow up next right in the middle of
the first day follow up, if you're just joining. Brendan
is on the phone. He's getting ghostated by Christina. It's
been a few weeks. He's texted her five times and
got no response, and he doesn't know why because he
says their date was great. Yep, they were out for
like three hours. That's at an Italian restaurant talking, she
(20:14):
suggested they go get ice cream. They ain't got ice cream.
They even kissed. After the ice cream, she said she
wanted to go on another date. And then did she
talk to you at all after your date? Brendan or
that was it? Well, so she responded once and it
was just a flat out no. I was like, hey,
are we hanging out again anytime soon? And it was
just a flat out no. Oh okay, so she said
(20:37):
she's actually said no. Yeah, okay, all right, So something hell,
something happened in between the time you ice cream kissed her.
So I hope somebody's tuning in right now and and
you're texting her and asking her out. Okay, So well
we're gonna call her right now, see if we get
her on the phone and see if we can figure
out why and then maybe get you another date. Okay,
(20:58):
sounds good, right right, gonna dial here phone over right now,
Hello him a speak to Christina. Please. This is Shane.
What's up, Christina? How are you? This is The Jewels Show.
(21:19):
It's a radio show. My name is Jebil and I'm
Victoria from The Jewil Show as well, and I'm Christian Gray.
Snow and Surprise, also from The Jewil Show. Um, okay,
what's up? I don't know, you can tell me. I'm
that's a good question. Okay, well I'll tell you. So
we do a segment on our show where if you
(21:39):
go out with someone on a date and then you
ghost them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we
got an email about you from a guy you want
on a date with. Oh no, his name is Brendan. Yeah. Yeah,
She's like yeah. So we talked to Brendan a little bit.
He told us about your date. He said he really
liked you. I thought you guys had an amazing date
(22:01):
and cannot figure out why you're ghosting him, And so
we're calling you and hopefully you don't mind. I really
liked him too, and and the date was amazing. I had.
I had a great time. Um. I was just a
little confused because when I got home from the date
and I was talking to my roommate and telling her
(22:21):
about it, Uh, she showed me that they actually matched, Um,
while we were on our date. So that was awkward.
Roommate matched with him. Wow, you guys were on the
date yeah. Yeah, And like I even asked, like during
the day, like are you seeing anyone else, Like are
(22:44):
you you know, like are you like stating around? Which
is like fine, but like I asked and he said no.
He was like, I really feel like we have a connection,
and I you know, I really like this goes and
I'm not like I'm not going to be like talking
to anyone else. And so I just like kind of
thought that we both like taking a break from the
app for you know, like in swiping. Um. But I'm
(23:06):
I'm just like assuming that he was on there like
a while it was in the bathroom or something, because
like I mean while we were on the date and
like that, I was just like, oh, well okay, and
so yeah, pretty embarrassing. Um, and just like it kind
of hurt because like I really had a good time
and I really liked him. Um. But yeah, it could
(23:29):
have been that he had already matched with her prior
and she just ended up matching with him. Oh yeah,
like she accepted or like she accepted, yeah, like he
already did prior to the date. But then she did
kind of like her part while you were on the date.
That makes sense. I mean I don't know, maybe for me,
I feel like it's premature to say that, you know,
you're off the dating apps, but to be matching while
(23:50):
you're on your date. I would see that as like
you weren't really that into me, right if he was
just like honest about it and like I don't need
him to like commit to me after one date, you know,
But it was just like he said, no, I want
to see where this goes, and so I felt like
we were both kind of agreeing that we weren't going
to do Yeah, yeah, you had no idea. Yeah he
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knows now though, what I bet you he knows now? Um?
How Oh, because he's actually on the phone listening I
wanted to talk to you. Oh, and he's heard the
whole conversation. Hey Christina, Hi, Hey, um, I just I
just heard everything you just said, and obviously it was Yeah,
(24:41):
obviously there's some huge misunderstanding. I want to clear it
all up because I wasn't actively swiping with people while
we were on our date. I was swiping a lot
before we went on our date. And then I'm assuming
your roommate must have matched with me after our date.
And I completely understand why you felt that way, but
(25:02):
that's that's not how it went down. Um, well, thank
you for telling me. Um, I feel like I have
a conversation that needs to happen when I get home. Right,
Look that what would that conversation be. You're with your roommate. Yeah,
I mean, I showed her a picture of him before
(25:22):
we went on our name. She might have she might
have like saw him that he had, you know, tried
to match with her or whatever when you were on
your date, and then did it so she could tell you. Yeah, yeah,
it could be it. I mean. But also in her defense,
the picture of my profile could could be different than
the one you showed her, and she just didn't put
that's true, that's true. Um. Yeah, anyway, we'll have to
(25:45):
figure that out tonight. Yeah. So I guess I guess
now that we're now that we're talking about it. I
just pulled it up on my phone and and well,
first of all, you have nothing to worry about it,
because she doesn't really look like someone i'd really be
into anyway. It must have been like one of those
blind swives. But what's interesting is that I just checked
(26:08):
my messages and it looks like she sent me a
message A couple of days after our date. Oh okay,
Oh she did not tell me that. That's awkward. Yeah, yeah,
I think you might going to see this, so I'll
text the TI I yeah, um okay, I had literally
no idea. Um, hang, I just got your essential requick.
(26:31):
What does it say? It says, um, Wow, Okay, that
bitch I swift. There's definitely going to be a conversation tonight.
What did it say? So there's there's no messages from him,
there's only a message from her and it says wow,
that's your Wow And like my best friend who've lived here,
(26:54):
Oh girl, you do have to have a conversation when
you got home. I kind of feel bad for you.
Yeah yeah, so sorry. I have to be the one
to share that with you, but I feel like that's
something you should know. Yeah, thank you for sharing that
with me. Um, I feel bad that I ghosted you
(27:17):
when fly I should have been ghosting her. Start packing
things up. There's gonna there's gonna be a come to
Jesus talk about it. Now that you have this information,
would you like to go out with Brendan on another date?
We'll pay for it, um, I mean if you want
max with her? Yeah, no, trust me. I am not
(27:41):
interested in her. I am really interested in you, super
interested since we've gone out, and the only person that
I want to is you, but only when you're at
because you know I'm respectful a gentleman. Well, congratulations, got
another date. Thanks, Well, y'all have fun and good luck
with that talk tonight. Thank you you guys. The Jewels
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Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
This is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four
one six one and said he had a dirty little secret.
So we're calling you back. Hi? Hi? Oh no, really,
(28:30):
is this a joke? Oh my god? It was? Yeah?
What if we just hung up? We're like it as
a joke? By No, it's not. Can you tell us
your dirty little secret? Now? Okay, So I have this boyfriend.
It's been ready here, it's going really well. Um, but
during COVID, I lost my job, right, I lost people
(28:50):
and I needed the money and so I started in
only fans pa. Oh okay, yeah, so if you know,
I started making money and then I got a job.
I didn't stop it. I kept going because I started
making like an extra five k a month. Oh my
go great paying off student lungs and really getting my
(29:10):
you know, money together. But my boyfriend wants to move in,
and sometimes, like you know, on certain nights, I have
to do photo shoots since I don't you know, he
doesn't know. He has no idea that I had to
whole different life and I have no idea what to do. Wow,
(29:30):
so he has he has no clue that you perform
on only fans as well, no clue, no clue, like
you know, I was everybody else right, it was COVID.
I bored, I lost my job. So I started this saying, Yeah,
if I look, if I could make money on only fans,
you bet I would. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't. Maybe
I should have more confidence than myself. I don't think
there's a big market for me on all the times
(29:51):
of what I'm saying this suscriber, Yeah, but I would
absolutely do that. You would make an extra five grand
a month? So would your boyfriend? Is he the type
of guy that would U? Not like that? He's super conservative,
like very conservative, and you know we're talking about marriage,
and I don't know, I'm just really kind of He's
such a nice guy. It's been so long since I
(30:13):
found a great guy. It's been about a year. Everything's
going really well, and I met his parents and yeah,
I have this only Fans page, and I just I
don't know. I'm scared it's going to completely ruin the relationship.
But I really like the money. Like I don't know,
I just I'm just like my door little secrets. I'm
not sure what I could do. So are you working now?
I know you lost your job during COVID, which stocks
(30:33):
about are you Have you been able to get a
new job since then? Are you relying solely on the
Only Fans income? Oh? No, No, So I have another job,
and that's what he knows how I make my money, right,
He has no idea that I had this whole other world.
But it's helped me actually pay off my student loans.
But yeah, I don't like it's totally sort of the secret.
So my girlfriends know, and they tell me that I
(30:54):
shouldn't tell him like ever, ever, ever, ever, But how
do you do that it's going to move in? Yeah,
I was gonna say, only if you shut down the
only fans Probably right, because he's gonna find out at
a certain point if you guys are progressing like that.
I think it's sixty thousand dollars a year. Yeah, that's
it's like early retirement. Yeah really yeah. So did you
(31:15):
were you doing the only fans before you guys started dating? Yes?
Because we met, Yeah about a year ago. So I
did it right during COVID years. Yeah yeah, yeah. You know,
he might still be upset that you didn't tell him.
But if you if you don't want to break up
with him, so you can do the only fans and
you want to stay with him and also do the
(31:36):
only fans, you were doing it before you met, right,
he might. I don't know how he is, but he
if you told me that, I would be like, Okay,
well you felt uncomfortable telling me that because we were
just started dating. Now you're comfortable enough to tell me that.
Thank you. Also, you should always be comfortable to tell
me things now that you know me. And I can't
blame you because you did it before we were dating
and everything else. I do get kind of why you
(31:58):
wouldn't tell me and let me take some pictures right now.
That's what I would do, but I don't know how
it will be, so you should tell him. I think
it's a catch twenty two because I super liken me
super sweet. If he's like my mom loves him, that's
a big cell too. Yeah, I think you just got
to really weigh your way it out. You know, if
this is some one you really really want to be with,
(32:19):
you can actually see a future with, then you know,
I think you also got to weigh out your way
out the odds. Is this do you want to do?
Only fans for all these years? Even? Is the money
worth it? Is it worth potentially losing a relationship? Yeah,
I know. I don't know. So you got decisions yet,
But thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and I hope everything works out for you. The Jebel
(32:42):
Show on demand hold everything, thank you, Bennett. It's the
Jubil Show. And Americans everywhere are freaking out because American
lawmakers are thinking of banning something. We'll tell you what
it is in just a second. Remember your chance at
a thousand bucks is coming up in just a few minutes. Also,
your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties,
so that's also coming up in a few minutes. But
(33:03):
Americans everywhere are taking to the streets and protesting, so
you know it's a big deal. Yes, mostly because Americans
one tend to not go outside much, and they're going
outside to the streets and protesting. And also most Americans
don't agree, and they're all agreeing on something. Okay, American
lawmakers are thinking of banning something because the city of Paris, France,
(33:24):
which is somewhere over across the seas, over that big
plot over there somewhere anyway, they are thinking of banning something.
They're thinking of banning those little scooters that you can
rent and ride around, like electric scooter. Yeah, like the
Lime scooters, little electric scooters. They're thinking of banning those
(33:45):
in Paris. And now American lawmakers are thinking that there
should be a ban on electric scooters throughout the land. Why.
I think that's a horrible idea. I think it's a
terrible idea. I think it's because they say that people
take them and then they just throw them in the streets, okay,
and leave them littered throughout the city. That is true.
So texting four one six one calls up eight at
eight three four three one oh six one. We already
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know that American lawmakers don't like fun, and they're trying
to get rid of some of our fun by banning
East scooters because for some reason, we want to be
like France Victoria. How do you feel about that? I'm
kind of sad about it because I like riding those
e scooters. Like Christian said, they're fun to ride around
the city. Also, I've seen someone ride a scooter straight
into a lightful see what are they? Why are they
(34:29):
thinking of banning those? That's hilarious, great entertainment. Yes, so
I felt so bad, but she jumped up so quickly
ran left the scooter. American lawmakers are thinking of banning
eat scooters in America because they're tired of how they
littered the streets, and also because the French are getting
up so they want to do it as well. Ben,
(34:50):
what do you think about that? I love popping on
one of these scooters and just riding around with my friends.
They had the perfect date night. So if you want
to go on a date with someone like, let's hop
on a scooter and bar hop. But there's one person
we're forgetting in this conversation. It's the person that has
to collect all the scooters at the end of the cycle.
Oh yeah, right. I met one guy in the streets.
(35:10):
He was collecting the scooters and He's like, you will
never believe where I find these sinks in people's houses,
in trees, at the bottom of lakes trees. Yeah, and
he was like there was a scooter in the tree
that he had to climb up and get. So I
kind of feel it, you know. Yeah, Christian, what do
you think should they ban the e scooters in America? Absolutely?
Do not think they should ban a scooters in America. Also,
(35:31):
you got to think about like cities where maybe people
if it's expensive to afford a car, to afford parking,
I think that this is a reliable way of transportation
for a lot of people. You just took one the
other night, right, Christian? Yeah? I did. Yeah. I just
was out the other night on Sunday and I walked out.
I was walking home freezing, and I was like, I
need to get home faster. You know what else is
colder is riding one of these? In my face was
(35:55):
like frozen off. But yeah, again, they're very convenient. And
you walk out of a bar, you don't want to
called the way home, you see a little scooter there,
you grab it. Yeah, it's perfect. So half the time
you go to get them in, the batteries are dead.
That does that's the worst. Oh, I know a lot
of times they're dead and then you get on it
and it goes for like a second, and then you're
just on the corner rinning scooters and hopping on them
and hopping off for like twenty minutes exactly, just scanning
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all the QR codes eight and eight three four three
one six one text in four one o six one Kimberly,
should they ban EA scooters in America? You know, laws
like bicyclists, you know, because I see motorized scooter people,
you know, just writing and I just run the red
light or they'll run the stop side. Like you know,
(36:38):
you're a pedestrian. You still have to, you know, wait
for the light. You want to get hit, You're gonna
get hit. Yeah, I mean that's a good point. I
guess I never thought about it though. Thank you for
bringing that up, Kimberly. I appreciate you calling. Good all right,
good day. Thank you. I literally have never thought about that.
I'm like, I can do whatever I want. I'm on
a scooter. That red light doesn't matter, that stop sign
doesn't matter. I'm on a scooter. All us eighty eight
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three four three one six one text in four one
O six one, Lexie, what do you think about the
scooter band? Should they ban EA scooters? Um? I would
say yes and no. I think for children they should
because my parents got me a mopet for Christmas and
I literally loved the thing, like I drove it everywhere
that I could, and one day I just completely missed it,
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like to still have a scar on my leg. Damn,
oh my gosh, it looks so bad. So like you
put your hand out to do the train signal. I
lost hours around the corner. So it was like and
I was, Yeah, I just cried and walked it all
the walk of shame. I know we're talking about. I've
tried to do that. My hand gets about two inches
(37:43):
off and I'm like, whoa back on because I can't.
I can't downs like that. Thank you for calling him?
Really appreciate or LEXI sorry, appreciate it yet? Thank you?
Free one six one. I just want to see the
protests for this in the streets, the entire city getting together,
all on East scooters, slowly moving down the street with
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their protest signs up, or taking over the freeway on
a bunch of East scooters that would be good. Then
Jebel Show on demand
The Jewbil Show on demand. I'm jealous that dudes can
be standing all the time. It's the Jewil Show. And
I'm jealous that women get to sit down all the
time and people don't go, Bro, why are you sitting
down to pe? It's more comfortable. It is more comfortable.
I sit down to pee quite a bit. Call us
up right now eighty eight three four three one oh
six one. Text in four one oh six one. It's
(00:21):
time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, the most exciting game show
the world has ever seen. It's not a game show
at all. It's actually we just go to the Internet
and we find a topic, usually on Reddit, that people
are talking about, and then we ask you the same question,
and then we weigh in as well. Call us right
now eighty eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions.
And today's ridiculous Internet question is this, what do you
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envy most about other genders? Text in four one oh
six one. Call us eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. Victoria, what do you envy most
about other genders? Well, I feel like in sometimes guy
groups there's not as much drama as somehow there always
sends to be in girl groups. It's nice, it is nice,
and I don't know why, you know what, though there
(01:06):
are some dramatic guy groups. Though there are like I've
never really been in it, yeah the Christians? Ever been
in a gay group? Chat calls up right now six one,
text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions,
and today's question is what do you envy most about
other genders? Dana? What's that power you? Good? Morning? Good?
(01:30):
What do you envy most about other genders? I would
love to pee standing up? Really? Why? Yeah, Oh my gosh,
because such an inconvenience to like does the half room
pull it all down? Yeah? And like yeah, shake yeah.
It is nice just to be able to like just
throw it back in the pants and go. But yeah,
(01:53):
I think sitting down with so more so much more comfortable.
I agree, you know, yeah, like I know, yeah, exactly,
it is. It is nice. Thank you, Dana. Appreciate your
phone call all right, yeah, call us up eighty eight
three four three six one text and four one six one.
What do you v most about other genders? Benett? I
(02:15):
would say I love that girls, females women have so
many options at the clothing store. Like Victoria's shirt right now,
it's like so cute. It has like a little exactly.
I don't know what's going on, but it's very very nice.
And I feel like for guys, we just have like
pants a shirt. Yes, females or woman, they have cheaper clothes.
(02:38):
I went to Forever twenty one and my girls. She
found some jeans. She's like, yes, these are twelve dollars,
and I'm like, let me check some jeans. Though. I
found some jeans they were forty bucks. I'm like, come
on now, yeah. Wow. I've always said that women have
so many more clothing options. For guys, we have pants,
short pants which are shorts, yeah, t shirts, button ups
pretty much it right, Yes, but women have so many
(02:59):
more options in the fashion department. Yes, you guys have
skirts short and long. You got dressed birth Yeah, the
coort tan suit, see through all kinds of different shirts,
ses and button hi heels eight eight, three, four, three
one to six one text and four one to six one.
It's ridiculous Internet questions, And today's question is what do
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you envy most about other genders? Elena Hi Guys love
the show thank you very much, Love you, Elena. I
would have to say if I go to a festival
or bar something like that, something that's very public and
has a lot of people, shorter bathroom life. Yeah, oh
that's a good one. Yeah, they do move faster, definitely. Yes.
(03:41):
As soon as I have to go to the bathroom,
I have to go like right away, right I wouldn't
be able to stand in one of these hour long
lines to get in there. That is a very good
point though. Thank you for your phone Callina, absolutely love
you guys. Thank you. Eighty eight three four three one
six one text and four one six one. What do
you envy most about other genders, Christian? I envy most
is that was nothing worse than when I was like
(04:03):
a broke college student and we'd go out and you
get to the bar and you know you're lucky enough
that your fake ID works, and then all your girlfriends
get in for free and they're like twenty dollars from here,
and I'm like, oh is it? Because I'm ugly, like
what is it? So I would envy that that y'all
don't have cover charges at places. It can't be bad
in Vegas, like y'all get in free. Here, it's like
(04:24):
eight hundred dollars to get into a club. You go
to a club, and in Vegas, women getting free no
matter what doesn't matter. And dudes will have to pay
like one hundred and fifty dollars literally just to look
in the window. To actually go in, it's like five
hundred bucks. And then when you're in there, they get
free drinks, and then you have to pay a thousand
dollars for a bottle of water per cocktail. Yeah okay,
(04:45):
but when you're in there and you have to go
pee because you've been drinking so much, your line is
so fast. We're not drinking that much because we have
to pay for all the drinks. Somebody else sex it
in a four one or six one and said men
being able to go topless, that's all. Honestly, that's not fair.
That that really isn't fair. It makes no sense. I
don't get that. And on TV, like a dude can
(05:05):
be topless and show show the nips, right, doesn't matter, Yeah, right,
but they won't let a woman do that same body part.
I don't think that they should allow women to show
the nips. I think they should make every man who's
shirtless on TV wear pasties. That would be that hilarious
for me. They won't let women do it, then they
should also make the dudes cover up exactly and make
(05:26):
them wear pasties. Frilly little pasty. And whenever you post
shirtless pictures at the beach men, you have to put
a MODI the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil
phone frame mornings. Hello, Hey, this is Stuart calling from Comics.
(05:50):
I was looking for Laurie. Yeah, Hi, this is hey Laurie.
How are you? This is Stuart from Comics. You performed
here the other night I did. Yeah, thanks so much
for having me. I'm sorry that you didn't get a
chance to connect. Yeah, a little bit of stand up
comedy in a comic bookshop. Yeah yeah, how was the crowd?
(06:10):
Did you like the show? Um? Yeah, it was definitely
well promoted. Lots of people there. So good on you
guys for that. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it.
And yeah yeah yeah, did you like the comics in
there too? The comic books that we have around. You know,
I'm not a I'm not a big comic book gale,
but I can certainly appreciate the art. Can you notice
(06:32):
the first we have a first edition waffle Man comic book.
I'm not familiar possession there. Wow. Yeah, that sounds like
a very uh I mean first edition. That's always impressive, right,
that's always a special. That's I heard about how the
show went and sounds like maybe a bit of a
rough crowd for you, which is why I bring up
our first edition waffle Manum, do you know much about Waffleman? Uh? No, again,
(06:56):
I don't. I don't really read. Yeah, there was only
one Waffleman, right, pretty terrible action hero, and there was
only one print ever made and we have it and
that was it. It was. It was a one and done.
I guess you could say it was kind of a bomb,
sort of like your act the other night. It was
like that. That's why I bring it up. One of
the reasons I bring up Wow. Okay, so you just
(07:18):
call it to be a and point out the fact
that I bomb like Waffleman what we're doing. Yeah. No, Um,
I didn't call just to say that after the comedy
routine show that you were here. You did here at
the comic book store, we were doing inventory and we
noticed that waffle Man, our first edition Waffleman the most
(07:38):
expensive comic that we have is missing. Like, are you
seriously accusing me right now stealing from your store liked
book Waffleman? Really well, waffle Man, okay, I would steal.
Explain to me how you're here at our store, you
do a show, and then you leave and Waffleman is gone.
Explain Explain to me how you're still a origin at
(08:00):
fifty whatever years old. Because I'm saving myself for marriage.
That's why. I don't even know how you knew that.
How did you know that? I hope you have a
wonderful rest of your day. Thanks so much for calling.
Enough about my virginity. I need Waffleman back in my store,
or I'm calling the police. Well that sounds like a
you problem. Why don't you go ahead and call the
police and let them know that your Bagel Boy comic
(08:22):
book is missing? Or like whatever the I don't Bagel Boy?
How did you know about Bagel Boy? Oh my god,
of course there's a Bagel Boy that which you also
probably took Bagel Boy. Oh yeah, and I wiped my
butt with it. There you go. There, it is a
big reveal. You caught me. You took Waffleman and Bagel
(08:43):
Boy and wiped your butt with it. Those were the
most expensive comic books that we had. You actually think
that I did that? Like you actually just you teld
me that what you did with Waffle Maan and Bagel Boy. Right,
it was sarcasm, which apparently is lost one. Who's who sarcasm?
(09:04):
Where's the what universe? Is he from Marvel or DC
is l I don't know who sargasm is and I
didn't even know we had a comic had sargasm in it.
Oh my god, Okay, sarcasm. I was being facetious. I
was kidding. I was joking. Two things you don't know
about sarcasm and orgasm. And that's okay. That's just where
(09:24):
we're at right now. Okay, I not steal your stuff.
I'm gonna hang up now, and I just want you
to go ahead and google sarcasm, figure out what that means.
Maybe google how to interact better with women with your peers,
maybe get a girlfriend, you know, And I'm just gonna
see myself out. Sorry about your books. You've WEIRDO. Okay,
(09:45):
well then I'll just let you know that this is
actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone break
on you. And your husband Brian set you up. Are
you kidding me? Right now? Sagel Boy just got me
said that you performed some weird gig at a comic
book story the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Oh my god, he swore he would never tell anybody.
(10:08):
It was such a bad show. We had a path.
Oh my god. Well you should check out that first
edition Waffleman. Though it's a great read. The Jewel Show
on demand. Something you're doing right now could be making
you dumber. Oh and no, for once, it's not listening
to this show. How could you be getting dumber this
(10:29):
very second? I'll tell you in just a second. Also,
one celebrity is selling something on eBay that's not what
you're thinking. It's way more creepy than what you're thinking.
And you're creepy, so imagine that. And why should you
never allow your kids to use your phone? I'll tell
you all of those right now, because it's time for
another edition of the j and N the Jewel News Network.
It's news that you didn't know you needed. This is
(10:51):
JNN for Wednesday, February first, twenty twenty three. I'm Jewel
Fresh and for your first story today, a study found
that something you're probably doing right now while listening to
the show is making you dumber. Okay, sitting in traffic. Oh,
experts say that sitting in traffic can actually make you dumber.
So they's found that breathing in truck exhaust and sitting
in all the exhaust, if you're sitting for two hours
(11:12):
in traffic, it actually makes you dumber. Wow for a
little while. I guess there's effects after you get out
of the car that make it harder for you to think. Wow.
So this like kind of stereotype that small town people
aren't as smart is crap because big towns are where
they have traffic, So all the big town people are
the ones that are becoming dumber. And also, if you're
(11:32):
in traffic and the person in front of you is
doing something dumb, and you're like, what, are you an idiot? Yes,
they are, Yeah, for half an hour or so after
they get out of the car, because they're in traffic
getting dumb, right. I love it. I always feel dumb
in traffic because there's so many dumb people driving and
doing dumb things. I'm amongst the herd. There you go, Well,
you can't help it. It's not our fault. It's the
traffic's fault. That's why we're dumb. It's dangerous. Yeah, Christian
(11:54):
kind of scares me when he drives in traffic. Excuse me,
just because you are a very fast pace and how
do I say aggressive? That's a good report. Yeahstly, we
need aggressive drivers. I got places to be and things
to do. Christians, one of you're one of the sassiest
people I know. And I mean that, and I like
that about you. Christian, You've got to be yelling at
(12:16):
everybody on the road when you're driving. No, my behavior
behind the wheel is very problem. It's why I have
to live so close to work. I can't. I can't
handle the mental stress of having like a big commute
each day. Really, I gotta. I gotta lock it down
to ten minutes mess or else I'm just all over
the places. He's just speeding down the roadways and then
literally someone gets in his way. He yells honks and
(12:36):
gets mad and then just like skirts so fast around
him And listen what you just said. They got in
my way. Okay, so get out of my wife. There's
ever a mini cooper behind you with hands flailing about
the expired tax it is. This is the J and N,
the Jewel News Network. Unlike those other boring news networks,
(12:57):
we actually give you something fun you can talk about
with your friends. Sparnex story. Let's send it would Hey,
it's Bennet. Watch out. The panty police are on the loose.
Big Energy rapper Lano. She's gone viral after fans pointed
out that she was wearing the same cheetah print panties
and multiple paparazzi photos. But she took advantage of the
moment she showed off her panties or she was wearing
(13:17):
the same underwear in multiple photos. Yes, were they the
same ones? Well, she showed off her panty draw and
she had about like ten or twelve of the same
cheeta print panties, so obviously they're her favorites. She took advantage.
She auctioned appair on eBay in the bids were as
high as one hundred thousand dollars before eBay took it
down because she's violating their terms. Why can't you still
(13:40):
underwear on eBay? I'm not sure what the terms are there,
but you know what Facebook marketplace is a lawless land.
They'll let her sell it on Cist. She would make
twice that on Exactly, and they don't have the fees.
This is the J and N, the Jewel News Network.
It's easy to give you all those hard news stories,
all those facts. It's tough to be news without the facts.
(14:03):
And that's what we do for next door Listening on
over to Christian Gray Snow. I'm on location in Michigan
reporting on a story that is every bit of proof
as to why I do not want children. Let me
tell you why. Six year old Mason Stonehouse surprised his
parents over the weekend by going on a one thousand
dollars shopping spree on grub hub. The mom was out
on a date night with some of her friends while
Mason and his dad were having you know, a little
(14:24):
night at home, and Mason's dad was allowing him to
play on the cell phone. All of a sudden, all
this food started showing up to the front door. It
was five large orders of shrimp salad, swarm of chicken,
peeda sand which is chili, cheese, fries, ice cream, grape leaves, rice,
and more. I'll delivered to the six year old's home
because he had gone on grubhub. And ordered a thousand
dollars worth of food to the to the house. I
just want to say, the six year old has some
(14:45):
good taste. Absolutely shrimp, I know. That's what I want
to say. Great leave. If I was his dad, I
would be angry at the thousand dollars, but not also like, wow,
you have such a refined collapse from your age. We
have groceries for the next week. Thanks for going the shopping. Sun.
That's why you should never let your kids use your
phone ever. It makes me nervous. I have a stepson, right,
he's ten, and he uses my phone a lot, right,
(15:07):
and it always would make me nervous because one, I
have pictures of your mom on there. Don't go into that.
And then two I don't want you ordering a bunch
of stuff, but mostly do not go into the photos. Yeah,
if you're gonna please, if you're gonna do anything, go
ahead and order all the grub up in the world.
Don't look at the picture. If you want to, let
me look. If you want to look at the pictures,
go ahead and do that, and then enjoy the therapy
(15:29):
for the rest of your life. This is the Jane
and the Jewel News Network. It's news that you didn't
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on Demand. First day follow up. Friendon is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and he's
getting ghosted by a date he went on with Christine Brendan.
Thank you for coming on. Man. Before we get into
the date and everything, how long has it been since
you heard from Christina? Uh, well it's been it's been
a couple of weeks, so okay, I'm not sure what's
(16:13):
going on. And how many times have you tried to
get a hold of her in that couple of weeks?
Not like excessively, you know, I've tried reaching out to
maybe like once every couple of days. But okay, total
based on total of total total times over or under five,
I'd say right or up five, I'd say five on
the dot, okay, okay, all right, exactly five Okay, So
(16:33):
I feel like it's been a couple of weeks. Five times,
I think that I think you're fine with that. I
don't think that's too much. Yeah, it doesn't feel excessive,
but maybe maybe it is. I don't know. The only
reason I did it so many times is because on
our actual date, the first day we had, she said
yes to the second date. So that's all right, you're
expecting to hear back. Yeah, So so so that was
(16:55):
that was Maybe maybe something happened to her phone, maybe
she lost to something, because if we weren't vibing, she
wouldn't have said yes, right right. You wouldn't think yeah.
I mean if I was on a date and a
guy asked me for a second date, and I was
vibing and we were having a good time, I would
say yeah, of course, and I would still hit him
up after. But at the same time, if it was
really awkward and I just didn't want to be like, mm, no,
thank you, I probably would have said yet say yes, disappear. Yeah, okay,
(17:21):
so that could be what's happening, Brendon, Let's try to
figure out. They'll tell us about your date. We had
an amazing date, like we went to this Italian restaurant. Um,
it wasn't super nice, but it wasn't like cheap either,
and we had foods if we had food and drinks,
and we literally chatted for like three hours. I feel
like within the first hour you could tell if it's
(17:42):
not going to go well or not right. So three
hours is a long time. Yeah, yeah, we were riving
for three hours. That is a long date. At the
same time, though, I've been on dates for like four
hours and then after I been like, oh God, like, yeah,
you're better than me. Because if I don't do something
for thirty minutes, if I'm not into it, like I'm
tap out. I'll tap out, Like I'm just like, look, sorry,
you and I both know this isn't fun. I sometimes
(18:04):
I'm foolishly optimistic and hopeful, so I'll be on a
terrible date ten minutes and I'm like, this is horrible,
and I just keep hoping it's going to change. So
four hours later, I'm like, this still hasn't changed. I
guess I just have to admit that there's no hope. Um, okay,
so you're going out for a long time. That could
be a good thing or a bad thing. What else happened.
I let's think. I don't think it was a bad
thing because afterwhereas she suggests that we go get ice cream,
(18:27):
so we get still together and uh, and then after
the ice cream we kissed at the end of the
night before we left, and we were like, did you
kiss directly after eating the ice cream? Because frozen tonk
kisses are funny. Well, her mouth tastes very sweet. Oh god,
all right, So do you think is there something on
(18:47):
like your social media? Like maybe she did like a
social deep dive after the date and like, you know,
because it seems like everything on the date was going good,
so I'm led to believe there was something after. Yeah,
maybe she changed her mind, maybe an X came back
to the picture and nothing I could think of. I mean,
I'm pretty honest for my social media, nothing to hide,
so I can't think of anything, nothing at all. Okay,
(19:10):
So it did anything happen on the date at all?
Like you've had to have been in your head a
little bit wondering or been like maybe it was this.
That's That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea,
like we really connected. We reviving the whole time, like
I'm concerned, maybe like a she okay, because we were
there's there was no indication that she didn't want to
hang out again. Yeah, I mean she suggested to go
get ice cream, you said, right, Yeah, yeah, I mean
(19:32):
that would sound like she was into it. Yeah. So
this is after hanging out for three hours already. So yeah,
I feel like if she wasn't into it, she wouldn't
have suggest an ice cream. She'd be like, okay, like
thank you for the night, like it was good, and
would go home exactly. Yeah. You don't get ice cream
when you're miserable. You get ice cream when you're having fun, exactly. Yeah.
So that's what Okay, that's where I'm That's where I'm
(19:52):
at right now. We'll try to figure out there. We'll
play us. I'll come back call her and get your
first day follow up next right in the middle of
the first day follow up, if you're just joining. Brendan
is on the phone. He's getting ghostated by Christina. It's
been a few weeks. He's texted her five times and
got no response, and he doesn't know why because he
says their date was great. Yep, they were out for
like three hours. That's at an Italian restaurant talking, she
(20:14):
suggested they go get ice cream. They ain't got ice cream.
They even kissed. After the ice cream, she said she
wanted to go on another date. And then did she
talk to you at all after your date? Brendan or
that was it? Well, so she responded once and it
was just a flat out no. I was like, hey,
are we hanging out again anytime soon? And it was
just a flat out no. Oh okay, so she said
(20:37):
she's actually said no. Yeah, okay, all right, So something hell,
something happened in between the time you ice cream kissed her.
So I hope somebody's tuning in right now and and
you're texting her and asking her out. Okay, So well
we're gonna call her right now, see if we get
her on the phone and see if we can figure
out why and then maybe get you another date. Okay,
(20:58):
sounds good, right right, gonna dial here phone over right now,
Hello him a speak to Christina. Please. This is Shane.
What's up, Christina? How are you? This is The Jewels Show.
(21:19):
It's a radio show. My name is Jebil and I'm
Victoria from The Jewil Show as well, and I'm Christian Gray.
Snow and Surprise, also from The Jewil Show. Um, okay,
what's up? I don't know, you can tell me. I'm
that's a good question. Okay, well I'll tell you. So
we do a segment on our show where if you
(21:39):
go out with someone on a date and then you
ghost them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we
got an email about you from a guy you want
on a date with. Oh no, his name is Brendan. Yeah. Yeah,
She's like yeah. So we talked to Brendan a little bit.
He told us about your date. He said he really
liked you. I thought you guys had an amazing date
(22:01):
and cannot figure out why you're ghosting him, And so
we're calling you and hopefully you don't mind. I really
liked him too, and and the date was amazing. I had.
I had a great time. Um. I was just a
little confused because when I got home from the date
and I was talking to my roommate and telling her
(22:21):
about it, Uh, she showed me that they actually matched, Um,
while we were on our date. So that was awkward.
Roommate matched with him. Wow, you guys were on the
date yeah. Yeah, And like I even asked, like during
the day, like are you seeing anyone else, Like are
(22:44):
you you know, like are you like stating around? Which
is like fine, but like I asked and he said no.
He was like, I really feel like we have a connection,
and I you know, I really like this goes and
I'm not like I'm not going to be like talking
to anyone else. And so I just like kind of
thought that we both like taking a break from the
app for you know, like in swiping. Um. But I'm
(23:06):
I'm just like assuming that he was on there like
a while it was in the bathroom or something, because
like I mean while we were on the date and
like that, I was just like, oh, well okay, and
so yeah, pretty embarrassing. Um, and just like it kind
of hurt because like I really had a good time
and I really liked him. Um. But yeah, it could
(23:29):
have been that he had already matched with her prior
and she just ended up matching with him. Oh yeah,
like she accepted or like she accepted, yeah, like he
already did prior to the date. But then she did
kind of like her part while you were on the date.
That makes sense. I mean I don't know, maybe for me,
I feel like it's premature to say that, you know,
you're off the dating apps, but to be matching while
(23:50):
you're on your date. I would see that as like
you weren't really that into me, right if he was
just like honest about it and like I don't need
him to like commit to me after one date, you know,
But it was just like he said, no, I want
to see where this goes, and so I felt like
we were both kind of agreeing that we weren't going
to do Yeah, yeah, you had no idea. Yeah he
(24:15):
knows now though, what I bet you he knows now? Um?
How Oh, because he's actually on the phone listening I
wanted to talk to you. Oh, and he's heard the
whole conversation. Hey Christina, Hi, Hey, um, I just I
just heard everything you just said, and obviously it was Yeah,
(24:41):
obviously there's some huge misunderstanding. I want to clear it
all up because I wasn't actively swiping with people while
we were on our date. I was swiping a lot
before we went on our date. And then I'm assuming
your roommate must have matched with me after our date.
And I completely understand why you felt that way, but
(25:02):
that's that's not how it went down. Um, well, thank
you for telling me. Um, I feel like I have
a conversation that needs to happen when I get home. Right,
Look that what would that conversation be. You're with your roommate. Yeah,
I mean, I showed her a picture of him before
(25:22):
we went on our name. She might have she might
have like saw him that he had, you know, tried
to match with her or whatever when you were on
your date, and then did it so she could tell you. Yeah, yeah,
it could be it. I mean. But also in her defense,
the picture of my profile could could be different than
the one you showed her, and she just didn't put
that's true, that's true. Um. Yeah, anyway, we'll have to
(25:45):
figure that out tonight. Yeah. So I guess I guess
now that we're now that we're talking about it. I
just pulled it up on my phone and and well,
first of all, you have nothing to worry about it,
because she doesn't really look like someone i'd really be
into anyway. It must have been like one of those
blind swives. But what's interesting is that I just checked
(26:08):
my messages and it looks like she sent me a
message A couple of days after our date. Oh okay,
Oh she did not tell me that. That's awkward. Yeah, yeah,
I think you might going to see this, so I'll
text the TI I yeah, um okay, I had literally
no idea. Um, hang, I just got your essential requick.
(26:31):
What does it say? It says, um, Wow, Okay, that
bitch I swift. There's definitely going to be a conversation tonight.
What did it say? So there's there's no messages from him,
there's only a message from her and it says wow,
that's your Wow And like my best friend who've lived here,
(26:54):
Oh girl, you do have to have a conversation when
you got home. I kind of feel bad for you.
Yeah yeah, so sorry. I have to be the one
to share that with you, but I feel like that's
something you should know. Yeah, thank you for sharing that
with me. Um, I feel bad that I ghosted you
(27:17):
when fly I should have been ghosting her. Start packing
things up. There's gonna there's gonna be a come to
Jesus talk about it. Now that you have this information,
would you like to go out with Brendan on another date?
We'll pay for it, um, I mean if you want
max with her? Yeah, no, trust me. I am not
(27:41):
interested in her. I am really interested in you, super
interested since we've gone out, and the only person that
I want to is you, but only when you're at
because you know I'm respectful a gentleman. Well, congratulations, got
another date. Thanks, Well, y'all have fun and good luck
with that talk tonight. Thank you you guys. The Jewels
(28:05):
Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
This is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four
one six one and said he had a dirty little secret.
So we're calling you back. Hi? Hi? Oh no, really,
(28:30):
is this a joke? Oh my god? It was? Yeah?
What if we just hung up? We're like it as
a joke? By No, it's not. Can you tell us
your dirty little secret? Now? Okay, So I have this boyfriend.
It's been ready here, it's going really well. Um, but
during COVID, I lost my job, right, I lost people
(28:50):
and I needed the money and so I started in
only fans pa. Oh okay, yeah, so if you know,
I started making money and then I got a job.
I didn't stop it. I kept going because I started
making like an extra five k a month. Oh my
go great paying off student lungs and really getting my
(29:10):
you know, money together. But my boyfriend wants to move in,
and sometimes, like you know, on certain nights, I have
to do photo shoots since I don't you know, he
doesn't know. He has no idea that I had to
whole different life and I have no idea what to do. Wow,
(29:30):
so he has he has no clue that you perform
on only fans as well, no clue, no clue, like
you know, I was everybody else right, it was COVID.
I bored, I lost my job. So I started this saying, Yeah,
if I look, if I could make money on only fans,
you bet I would. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't. Maybe
I should have more confidence than myself. I don't think
there's a big market for me on all the times
(29:51):
of what I'm saying this suscriber, Yeah, but I would
absolutely do that. You would make an extra five grand
a month? So would your boyfriend? Is he the type
of guy that would U? Not like that? He's super conservative,
like very conservative, and you know we're talking about marriage,
and I don't know, I'm just really kind of He's
such a nice guy. It's been so long since I
(30:13):
found a great guy. It's been about a year. Everything's
going really well, and I met his parents and yeah,
I have this only Fans page, and I just I
don't know. I'm scared it's going to completely ruin the relationship.
But I really like the money. Like I don't know,
I just I'm just like my door little secrets. I'm
not sure what I could do. So are you working now?
I know you lost your job during COVID, which stocks
(30:33):
about are you Have you been able to get a
new job since then? Are you relying solely on the
Only Fans income? Oh? No, No, So I have another job,
and that's what he knows how I make my money, right,
He has no idea that I had this whole other world.
But it's helped me actually pay off my student loans.
But yeah, I don't like it's totally sort of the secret.
So my girlfriends know, and they tell me that I
(30:54):
shouldn't tell him like ever, ever, ever, ever, But how
do you do that it's going to move in? Yeah,
I was gonna say, only if you shut down the
only fans Probably right, because he's gonna find out at
a certain point if you guys are progressing like that.
I think it's sixty thousand dollars a year. Yeah, that's
it's like early retirement. Yeah really yeah. So did you
(31:15):
were you doing the only fans before you guys started dating? Yes?
Because we met, Yeah about a year ago. So I
did it right during COVID years. Yeah yeah, yeah. You know,
he might still be upset that you didn't tell him.
But if you if you don't want to break up
with him, so you can do the only fans and
you want to stay with him and also do the
(31:36):
only fans, you were doing it before you met, right,
he might. I don't know how he is, but he
if you told me that, I would be like, Okay,
well you felt uncomfortable telling me that because we were
just started dating. Now you're comfortable enough to tell me that.
Thank you. Also, you should always be comfortable to tell
me things now that you know me. And I can't
blame you because you did it before we were dating
and everything else. I do get kind of why you
(31:58):
wouldn't tell me and let me take some pictures right now.
That's what I would do, but I don't know how
it will be, so you should tell him. I think
it's a catch twenty two because I super liken me
super sweet. If he's like my mom loves him, that's
a big cell too. Yeah, I think you just got
to really weigh your way it out. You know, if
this is some one you really really want to be with,
(32:19):
you can actually see a future with, then you know,
I think you also got to weigh out your way
out the odds. Is this do you want to do?
Only fans for all these years? Even? Is the money
worth it? Is it worth potentially losing a relationship? Yeah,
I know. I don't know. So you got decisions yet,
But thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and I hope everything works out for you. The Jebel
(32:42):
Show on demand hold everything, thank you, Bennett. It's the
Jubil Show. And Americans everywhere are freaking out because American
lawmakers are thinking of banning something. We'll tell you what
it is in just a second. Remember your chance at
a thousand bucks is coming up in just a few minutes. Also,
your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties,
so that's also coming up in a few minutes. But
(33:03):
Americans everywhere are taking to the streets and protesting, so
you know it's a big deal. Yes, mostly because Americans
one tend to not go outside much, and they're going
outside to the streets and protesting. And also most Americans
don't agree, and they're all agreeing on something. Okay, American
lawmakers are thinking of banning something because the city of Paris, France,
(33:24):
which is somewhere over across the seas, over that big
plot over there somewhere anyway, they are thinking of banning something.
They're thinking of banning those little scooters that you can
rent and ride around, like electric scooter. Yeah, like the
Lime scooters, little electric scooters. They're thinking of banning those
(33:45):
in Paris. And now American lawmakers are thinking that there
should be a ban on electric scooters throughout the land. Why.
I think that's a horrible idea. I think it's a
terrible idea. I think it's because they say that people
take them and then they just throw them in the streets, okay,
and leave them littered throughout the city. That is true.
So texting four one six one calls up eight at
eight three four three one oh six one. We already
(34:06):
know that American lawmakers don't like fun, and they're trying
to get rid of some of our fun by banning
East scooters because for some reason, we want to be
like France Victoria. How do you feel about that? I'm
kind of sad about it because I like riding those
e scooters. Like Christian said, they're fun to ride around
the city. Also, I've seen someone ride a scooter straight
into a lightful see what are they? Why are they
(34:29):
thinking of banning those? That's hilarious, great entertainment. Yes, so
I felt so bad, but she jumped up so quickly
ran left the scooter. American lawmakers are thinking of banning
eat scooters in America because they're tired of how they
littered the streets, and also because the French are getting
up so they want to do it as well. Ben,
(34:50):
what do you think about that? I love popping on
one of these scooters and just riding around with my friends.
They had the perfect date night. So if you want
to go on a date with someone like, let's hop
on a scooter and bar hop. But there's one person
we're forgetting in this conversation. It's the person that has
to collect all the scooters at the end of the cycle.
Oh yeah, right. I met one guy in the streets.
(35:10):
He was collecting the scooters and He's like, you will
never believe where I find these sinks in people's houses,
in trees, at the bottom of lakes trees. Yeah, and
he was like there was a scooter in the tree
that he had to climb up and get. So I
kind of feel it, you know. Yeah, Christian, what do
you think should they ban the e scooters in America? Absolutely?
Do not think they should ban a scooters in America. Also,
(35:31):
you got to think about like cities where maybe people
if it's expensive to afford a car, to afford parking,
I think that this is a reliable way of transportation
for a lot of people. You just took one the
other night, right, Christian? Yeah? I did. Yeah. I just
was out the other night on Sunday and I walked out.
I was walking home freezing, and I was like, I
need to get home faster. You know what else is
colder is riding one of these? In my face was
(35:55):
like frozen off. But yeah, again, they're very convenient. And
you walk out of a bar, you don't want to
called the way home, you see a little scooter there,
you grab it. Yeah, it's perfect. So half the time
you go to get them in, the batteries are dead.
That does that's the worst. Oh, I know a lot
of times they're dead and then you get on it
and it goes for like a second, and then you're
just on the corner rinning scooters and hopping on them
and hopping off for like twenty minutes exactly, just scanning
(36:17):
all the QR codes eight and eight three four three
one six one text in four one o six one Kimberly,
should they ban EA scooters in America? You know, laws
like bicyclists, you know, because I see motorized scooter people,
you know, just writing and I just run the red
light or they'll run the stop side. Like you know,
(36:38):
you're a pedestrian. You still have to, you know, wait
for the light. You want to get hit, You're gonna
get hit. Yeah, I mean that's a good point. I
guess I never thought about it though. Thank you for
bringing that up, Kimberly. I appreciate you calling. Good all right,
good day. Thank you. I literally have never thought about that.
I'm like, I can do whatever I want. I'm on
a scooter. That red light doesn't matter, that stop sign
doesn't matter. I'm on a scooter. All us eighty eight
(37:00):
three four three one six one text in four one
O six one, Lexie, what do you think about the
scooter band? Should they ban EA scooters? Um? I would
say yes and no. I think for children they should
because my parents got me a mopet for Christmas and
I literally loved the thing, like I drove it everywhere
that I could, and one day I just completely missed it,
(37:22):
like to still have a scar on my leg. Damn,
oh my gosh, it looks so bad. So like you
put your hand out to do the train signal. I
lost hours around the corner. So it was like and
I was, Yeah, I just cried and walked it all
the walk of shame. I know we're talking about. I've
tried to do that. My hand gets about two inches
(37:43):
off and I'm like, whoa back on because I can't.
I can't downs like that. Thank you for calling him?
Really appreciate or LEXI sorry, appreciate it yet? Thank you?
Free one six one. I just want to see the
protests for this in the streets, the entire city getting together,
all on East scooters, slowly moving down the street with
(38:07):
their protest signs up, or taking over the freeway on
a bunch of East scooters that would be good. Then
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