November 8, 2022 • 35 mins
What did Post Malone do on stage the other day during a concert that was life changing for some fans?
Along with that, the Jubal Show talks about things that they once strongly believed in as a child that they don't anymore in this Ridiculous Internet Question, Jubal Fresh is pranking one listeners boyfriend who plays his music too loud in their apartment and wants to get him back, Producer Bennett reports on a man who finally won the lottery after playing for 10 years in this Jubal News Network, there is a woman on the phone who thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her because he hasn't talked to her in a while, and we go over a recent survey that showed the 12 things that people like less as they get older!
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Along with that, the Jubal Show talks about things that they once strongly believed in as a child that they don't anymore in this Ridiculous Internet Question, Jubal Fresh is pranking one listeners boyfriend who plays his music too loud in their apartment and wants to get him back, Producer Bennett reports on a man who finally won the lottery after playing for 10 years in this Jubal News Network, there is a woman on the phone who thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her because he hasn't talked to her in a while, and we go over a recent survey that showed the 12 things that people like less as they get older!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile Show on demand. I used to believe that
the cheeto dust on Cheetos was actual cheese, and now
I don't believe that anymore at all. Text in four
one oh six one. I'm surprised, do you believe that anyway?
That's a text we just got in a four one
oh six one for today's Ridiculous Internet question. It's time
for Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's the most exciting game show
the world has ever seen, where we ask you the
(00:22):
question that everybody's debating on the dot com today and
you get to weigh in. Call us eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. You can text
us at four one oh six one and you can
weigh in on today's ridiculous Internet question. Call us eight
at eight three four three one oh six one. What
is today's ridiculous Internet question? What is something that you
once strongly believed and now you don't believe it at all?
(00:46):
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Bennett, Well, we gotta text in at or
one oh six one, and a couple and some said
in God, others said it lost faith and I'm just
gonna say that. Like, I used to be super religious
growing up, but I've always been gay as well. So
at some point in that journey, I started praying the
(01:08):
gay away. And I did that for a couple of
years and it didn't go away. Did you actually do that?
Did you actually actually did it? It sounds so bad,
but it's like, I don't want to be gay anymore, Lord, please,
like wow, I want to be accepted. I want to
be loved, like you know. At some point I realized,
you know, I'm gonna be gay. Yeah, it's not gonna change.
I like myself, but also God in the universe also
(01:28):
loves me as well. So that's when I said, you know,
maybe all the rules with religion, you know, I don't
have to follow them, I don't have to believe them,
but I could still have faith. I could still do
my own thing and be gay and it's gonna be okay.
So that's it, right, prayed the gay? Okay? I prayed
the gay okay? Okay? Eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. In today's
(01:50):
question is what is something you once strongly believe that
now you don't believe it at all. Somebody texted in
and said, when I was a kid, I thought the
president actually cared about us. Now I realized one of
them say eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,
what is something that you once strongly believed now you
don't believe at all? You can also text us at
four one oh six one, Alex, what's something he's trying
(02:12):
to believe in now you don't believe it all. I
would say that farmers markets are stupid. Really, you don't
like their stupid anymore? Hate them? And I used to
like wonder why anybody would ever go and pack up
their kids and like spend all that time and energy
at a place that just like sold some really cool stuff. Actually,
so I'm growing up, you guys, like I'm growing up.
(02:35):
I like farmers markets now, dude, farmers markets are dope.
First time went to a farmer's market, I only went
because a friend of mine wanted to go and I
was hung over, and I didn't want to go because
I was like, farmers markets, it's stupid. And then I
was hung over on like a Saturday or Sunday morning,
and they were like well, they have juice. You could
probably buy like a juice there. And I was like,
all right, fine, I'll meet you at the stupid farmers market.
(02:57):
And then I got there and I was like they
got like made candles and soaps too. Absolutely, farmers markets
are dope eight at eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What is something that you once strongly believed and now
you don't believe it at all? Call its eight eight
eight three four three one six one. Somebody texts it
in at four one oh six one and they say
they used to believe that miracle whip was better than mayonnaise.
(03:21):
That's hilarious. But what do you guys like? Okay, miracle whip.
Does it taste better than Manna's though, do you guys? No? One,
absolutely not. No, miracle whip tastes like fake mayonnaise. It's
like tangy and zangy, and yeah, tangy and zangy. Hey,
nobody asked for that. Somebody else texted in at four
one oh six one for Today's Ridiculous Internet Questions to
say they used to believe the faster you drove, the
(03:42):
less miles you would put on your car because you
got there quicker, but still the same amount of mind.
Call us eight at eight three six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous
Internet questions. And today's question is what is something you
want strongly believed but now you don't believe at all? Karen? Yeah, Hey,
what's what's your What's something you want strongly believe and
now you don't believe it at all? Okay, So growing
(04:05):
up when I was young, all the women in my
family had really big foods. You know, they were definitely
blessed um so um. You know, I definitely didn't grow
very quick when I was young, and so my mom
would tell me, She's like, hey, if you just eat broccoli, though,
brow like, you'll get big foods. I'm like, I strongly
(04:25):
believe this. I mean every time we went to the
grocery store, I'm like, can we buy some broccoli? Lo?
You know, Like I'm just like like harpened down all
this stuff, right, Yeah, but now I definitely don't believe
it because I'm literally still a bean. So what is
something you want strongly believe but now you the Jebil
(04:48):
Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone traina mornings on
that's Onwents. Hello, Hello, Ah? What what is that? How
(05:11):
you like that? Ah? What? Why are you making that
an noise? Why are you making the noise? What do
you do? Hey? What are you talking about? Keep it down?
Down there? Keep it down. We did. That's why I
got my whistle out to blow it right in your
ear hole. Did you remember from the neighbors? And it
(05:34):
doesn't matter where I got your number from, but yes
I did, because I needed to call you and tell
you I keep it down or else I'm gonna blow
this whistle right in your ear hole again. Don't the line.
I'm up here trying to watch my videos. Yeah, but
I'm not good music. Okay. First of all, so I
don't know why you're complaining that whistle is annoying. You're
(05:54):
just yelling. Yeah, look, everyone thinks my music too out. Okay,
but you're just yelling and you're using a whistle. It's stupid.
I'm using a whistle to blow it right into your
ear because I've lived down the hall from you for
about a year now and I'm tired of the wreck as.
So you want to rock us all day long? You
want to rock us all day long in your apartment.
I'm runna rock us on the phone with you. Knock
(06:16):
it off, old man with the your name so don't
even know you. My name is Frank, and I'm tired
of it. Knock it off. No, I'm not gonna knock
it off, Frank. I'm gonna play the music even louder now,
so I hope you're happy. No, you can. I'm gonna
whistle that. You can take that whistle you can yard No,
(06:37):
you can take that a speaker of yours that you
play your loud music on all day and night, and
shove that up there. If it's big enough, it's probably
big enough. Let's just let's just end this, Okay. If
you have a problem with me, you can talk to
building management, or you could come down here and talk
to me, or you could or or you can find
the volume knob on your speakers and turn it down.
Knock it off. It's loud and I can barely hear
(06:58):
your perforation. Okay, the building as you did, come down
several times, all right, but the walls just did nothing.
We can't make the walls thicker, all right, So it's
just that the music is just gonna go see nothing
we could do. All right, Well, I can't wait down here,
I can't wait there. The sound of the loud, sad
music you're gonna be playing soon when your girlfriend walks
out of your life buck out. Look she's not going
(07:21):
anywhere first of all, and the whetting any sticker, I
think you need to get sick. I've seen her. I've
seen you walking down the hallway with your girlfriend plenty
of times, and I'm tired of you playing your music
all loud. So you asked for it. I asked. Last night,
I drove to a very seedy part of town and
picked up a lady of the night and I took
pictures of her leaving your apartment, and I'm gonna give
(07:42):
them to your girlfriend the next time she stops by,
so she'll thank given chating on her. Let me get
the street. You went and picked up a prostitute or
her all the way to my apartment? Yeah, photos of
through people my apartment just to try to get up
with my girlfriend. Yeah, cloud, Yeah, you just pay her
just to take Yes, I did. I did best seventy
(08:03):
dollars I ever spent, and I spent seventy dollars. And
I spent seventy dollars on a lot of prostys in
my life. But that's the best seventy bucks I ever spent.
Enjoy being single, bucko. And remember, turn your music down?
All right, that's ridiculous, right, My girlfriend's ever gonna believe you,
never gonna believe the stupid photos. To go ahead, all right,
(08:25):
do what you're gonna do. I'm not gonna change anything,
all right. I'm not gonna change the volume. I'm not
gonna change then. Why don't I just tell you that
your girlfriend is actually on the phone right now. She's
on the fold right now. Yeah, And what do you
think she's gonna say when she finds out you've been
with a seventy dollars prosty h Alison? What's tell them
what you think of that? Yeah? I can't believe it, babe?
(08:46):
How could you do that? How could you do that
to work? What is going on? Oh? This is actually
a Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank
on you and your girlfriend. Alison set you up? Are
you kidding? She said that people complain about your loud
music in your apartment to me to mess with you. Oh, man,
I really thought that was real. Oh my god, Yeah,
you were really mad. Yeah, I thought I was gonna
(09:09):
have to fight an old man. I had no idea
what was gonna happen. The Jewil Show on Demand. Welcome
to the JNN, the Jewbil News Network for Tuesday, November eighth,
twenty twenty two. This is JNN, and we're still tired
from the time change, so I haven't quite a god
adjusted yet. Today on the JNN, I'm Jewel Fresh, and
(09:30):
I've got the audio of someone who called nine one
one because they don't understand how park works. You've heard
the thing that pork is the other white meat, but
in fact it's technically red. Okay, I shouldn't really have
to explain this, but a woman in Raleigh, North Carolina,
actually called nine one one the other day because you
ordered food from a barbecue joint and her park came
back slightly attinge pink. So she complained and they said, no,
(09:51):
this is how it should look. It's actually perfectly cooked.
She didn't believe the people that cooked the pork, and
so she called nine one one, and here's audio of
her nine one one to the Emergency Cloud Barbecue. Yeah,
I ordered from food from there and barbecue hurt it
(10:14):
a little bit, and I told her, I said, honey,
that's when the barbecue spoke. It turns peak because she
was insisted that it wasn't gone when the heart came in.
Though he had a cute little smile on his face
and rolled his eyes and just had his arms folded.
I don't even think he said much to me other
than I got you. I feel really bad for them.
I went to go get Alex Wendy Alex and are married,
(10:35):
so like open ground food for and nine. I went
to go through the Wendy's drive through to get some
food and then I got back to the house and
I ordered a chicken sandwich and fries and there was
no chicken sandwich in there, and I was like, what,
how do they I have the receipted sets chicken sandwich
and I was like, you got to check the bag
and I was like, I know, but I always forget
to check the bag. So then I went back and
got a new one and then got home and that's
when I realized that's when Alex found the It was
(10:57):
in there. The hole it was And my mom always says,
don't only look what your eyes, look with your hands
at least definitely a good thing. I didn't call nine
one one because I almost did. All Right, this is
the Jane and the Jewel News Network. Some of the facts,
none of the time for our next story, let's send
it out. What Alex Fresh It was on locations maloney.
And if you guys haven't been keeping up with what
(11:17):
he's been doing on stage, he's been doing a lot
and he's gotten hurt twice. He fell, broke his ribs,
rolled his ankle. He also revealed the gender of somebody's
baby recently, and this last weekend he was in Seattle
and that was no different was something that he did
on stage, and that was he married to people on stage.
He married a couple. Dang, post Malone is like, what
is he like? Who is he from? Like priest to
(11:39):
doctor to rapper. I was actually at that show, but
I kind of missed that part. I was wondering you
didn't see him married people? I did it. No, you
should go watch the video. Okay, okay, you figure out
where you were that time of the show. It was
definitely a tequila. What could postmlone do next? So he's
married a couple, he's done a gender reveal, he's fallen
a couple of times. What's the next thing he can do?
Is he gonna run out of stuff? Eventually he could
(12:01):
make me some drink, so the next time he wants
to propose to someone during the show, I don't gotta
leave with my drain. Did just open up concessions on
the stage and he starts pouring drinks? All these performing
are that would be This is the Jewel News Network JNN,
where there's not much news, but it is a networking.
We call it There's network. So whatever for a next
door the sending over the benett I'm in China where
(12:23):
one man he played little lottery for the last ten
years every single day and he finally hit his lucky numbers.
He won thirty point six million dollars. So on the
day he was scheduled to claim his prize and appear
on like the media, you know when they take like
the picture with the big fake check, that's a thirty
million dollars. I wish I gave everybody's checks like that
in real life. Just at your job. Gosh, just you
(12:44):
check every single every other friday, everybody would be one
would big checks. Some Friday, but he ended up showing
off in what looks like a knockoff Tweetie Bird mascot
so his kids and wife wouldn't find out that he
was the one that actually won the prize. So he
says he doesn't want his life or kids to know
that he won the lottery because they're gonna become lazy,
So he'll keep that on the down. You know how
(13:06):
angs are going to be when they finally do realize
that he won and they like work their whole lives
so like are dead end job because they didn't want
to be lazy. They're like, what we had one hundreds
of millions of dollars in the bank because you won
the lottery exact Like what did you want your kids
to be? Like? In your wife, like, wouldn't you want
to help them out? Like wouldn't you a hello? I
would rather be a trust on babe as well? All right,
(13:26):
this is another one. Oh we have another story, Yes
on another one, jewry. Yes, So taking the SATs in
high school super stressful, high anxiety, annoying, all of the above.
If you don't know that SATs are that test you
take so you could get into college either way, you
look at this fifty five students in El Paso, Texas.
They might have to take the test twice because they
(13:47):
just found out that their tests just kind of flew
out the window of the USPS truck that was transporting them.
Either way, like maybe they're lucky because they had a
really bad grade, or maybe they're not lucky because they
did really good, but you know, they got you do
it again. This reminds me of someone who I used
to work with in my previous job who had to
take his twice because the first time he caught two
points off and he was mad about it because he
(14:09):
should have gotten a perfect score. So he retook it. Well,
I guess what they messed up. He actually got a
perfect score the first time. Oh yeah, but he actually
they found out like in the meantime that he actually
did get a perfect score. And I don't know how
that messed up, but he took it twice and got
two perfect scores. He got two perfect the CEO of
a huge company somewhere now I'm most likely. I mean
he was young twenties at the time. Will you hear that, kid,
if you take it again, you could still get a
(14:31):
perfect score. Or he's that guy at the Windies that
I thought screwed up my order. He's like, I dude,
I did. I got two perfect scores on the SATs.
I know that I put that Sandward in there. That
was the j and N the Jubil News Network. Sometimes
it's news. Sometimes it's not really really cares. Where you
can follow the show on social media at the Jewels Show.
Follow all of this individually. I'm at Jubil Freshman that
(14:52):
I'm at Bennett News The Jebil Show on demand. It's
time more of the Roses only on the Jebil Show.
Alicia's on the phone today for a War of the
Roses to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her
boyfriend Jake might be cheating on her. Alicia, how are you? Well? Good?
Not so good, but good. I know that's an insensitive question.
(15:14):
I don't mean to ask. How are you? Obviously you're
not great because you think that your boyfriend's cheating. How
long have you and your boyfrienden together? We've been together
for about a year now, for about a year. Okay,
you guys live together and stuff or no, no, we
do not live together. Okay, all right, So why do
you think that your boyfriend's cheating on you. Well, his
behavior is kind of off, just the way that he
(15:37):
kind of is with me. He always seems kind of
like impatient, doesn't really want to talk, not very communicative,
but he's just kind of like, Yeah, he seems bothered
all the time. He bugged by you. I don't know,
you know, it could possibly be he's stressed at work
or I mean, those are the things that you first
(15:59):
think of, because he doesn't seem very you know, happy.
Was he a happy guy as he always been a
happy guy otherwise, Yeah, I mean towards me. Yes, it's
just that, you know, we don't, like I said, we
don't live together. We both have full time jobs, so
the only time that we really get to see each
other is like either at night or on the weekends.
(16:20):
So that's we usually planned something on the weekend. M
He hasn't been calling or texting me as much as
he used to he usually does, and every time I
text or call, either there's no answer or he doesn't respond,
or if I call him, he might respond with the
(16:42):
text saying you know, I just don't feel good or
I'm not I don't want to hang out tonight, or
you know, he just kind of dismisses me, so you know,
I mean that's just not I'm just not seeing him
as much. And it's just really odd because all of
a sudden this just started to happen. And like I said,
(17:02):
we've been together for almost a year, and so I
don't know if it is something that's going on with
him personally he's not sharing with me or he's stressed out,
but I'm just kind of feeling like there's something going
on because another thing that I saw recently was the
other weekend, he said he wasn't feeling good and he
(17:23):
didn't want to. We had plans to go to the
movies and he said, no, I'm not feeling good, let's
just cancel. Then like a couple of days later, I
happened to see on Facebook a picture of him with
his friends in a bar. Was it on the same
day where he told you he wasn't feeling good? Yeah?
(17:43):
It was that weekend, Yeah, And I mean it was
it was just guys, But still the fact that he
said he wasn't feeling good and then there's a picture
of him smiling in a bar with his friends. So
it's a lie, right, That's why I suspicious of cheating,
but I can't really say he is cheating because I
(18:06):
don't know of any other girl. Have you asked him? No,
Because I'm still in that phase of I'm afraid to
say that and accuse him of something. I have asked
him if anything is wrong, and he has said no,
he's just tired. That's usually the response I get. So
(18:27):
I'm hoping that maybe we can get some kind of
a clue today. So you haven't even seen him since? No,
I have not. He keeps on. Yeah, so he's like
dodging you. Okay, So how long has it been? It
was not this weekend, but the previous weekend. Wow, that's
a long time to not see your boyfriend, right, yeah, okay, exactly.
(18:48):
All right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. What grocery store does he shop at? He
shops at? All right? Great? What we'll call from there
and do the usual, say that every single month, we
choose one Rewards cardmember at random to call up and
they win free flower delivery from our floral apartment. And
we'll see if he sends flowers to you or to
someone else. Okay, okay, all right, Well, plus I'll come
(19:09):
back and get your War the Roses to Catch Cheater. Next.
Right in the middle of War of the Roses, to
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Alicia is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Jake
might be cheating on her because well, he really doesn't
talk to her anymore. I mean sounds kind of cold.
I guess, sorry about that, Alicia, if that was But
that's the truth, right, He said, he hasn't been talking
to you. No, not at all. I mean, like I
(19:29):
said the past, I haven't seen him in over a
week and then I only got like a couple of
like quick responses, but no no phone call, no talking,
no seeing them. Yeah, that is strange, especially because you guys,
you said you've been together almost a year, right, yes, correct, Yeah,
I mean that's weird to just like not talk to
(19:51):
somebody that you've been with for that long, like very much,
you know. So. And also he said one night that
he didn't want to meet up because he wasn't feeling
good and he was hired and stuff, and Alicia saw
a post of him on Facebook out with his buddies,
smiling and having a good time. So he definitely lied
to her about that, and so she wants to find
out if he's cheating or not. We're about to call
him from the grocery store that he shops at and
(20:12):
say thank you for being a rewards card member with us.
Every single month, we choose one rewards cardmember, completely random,
to call up and give free floral flee free flower
delivery from our floral department, just our way of saying
thank you for shopping with us, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to his girlfriend Alicia or to
someone else. All right, Alicia, you ready? Okay? Cool? Here
we go. It's fun right now. Hello, Hi, this is
(20:45):
Gorgon calling from. Is this Jacob, who's a rewards card
remember with us? This is congratulations here this month's winter. Yeah?
Wait is this for real? Yes he is. Congratulations you
got the flowers flowers for Are you aware that every
(21:06):
single month we choose one rewards card member to call
up out of the blue and give free flowers delivered
from our floral department as our way of saying thank
you for shopping? I was not well. Now you're aware
of it, and guess who that person is? For real? Yes, congratulations, Jake,
you won thirty six long stem red roses to be
delivered to anywhere in the whole United States, completely free
(21:28):
on us. Oh wow, yep. It's just our way of
saying thank you for shopping with us. That's awesome. Yep.
Would you like to send the flowers to somebody? Yeah?
Actually I would. Do you know who you want to
send to right now? Because if you don't, I can
call you back. No, I do I know? Great? Okay,
well then we can get started here. So all I
would need from you, it's completely free. Like I said,
(21:48):
it would just be the name of the person you
want to send them to, anything that you want to
put on a card. We have all sorts of cards
for any occasion. And after that I get the address
and then I'll get it all ready to go. You'll
get a confirmation of the order, you get a confirmation
when it's been sent out, and you get a little
bit of a confirmation when it's delivered. Okay, sounds good.
And you don't need any like credit card information for me,
(22:09):
definitely not because it is completely free on us. Thank
you for shopping. All right, all right, this works, let's
do it, okay, So, um, who do you want to
send them to you. First of all, what's the name
that I can put on here? Okay, I'd like to
send them to Shannon Police. You want to put a
you want to want a card or something to go
along with this, Yeah, that'd be great. And what would
(22:31):
you like to say on the card to you? Shannon? Shannon?
These past couple of weeks have been amazing. I've really
enjoyed spending time all right, and Shannon Lusia, Yeah, you
know your girlfriend? What do you what's going on here? Hey, Jake,
(22:53):
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel. I'm Christian Grace. Now I'm Benny, and
that's your girlfriend Alicia on the phone. We do a
segment called War the Roses to Catch a Cheater, where
we give people fick flowers to try to catch some cheating.
Hopefully understand what I said. And you've got to be
kidding me. No, you've got to be kidding us. Unbelievable
(23:13):
Meuh wait, you're an unbelievable one. You're sending flowers to
someone named Shannon. Shannon is just a friend. You don't
send friends flowers without your girlfriend? Nolan? Yeah, how come?
I don't how come, I don't know about someone named Shannon?
And how come all these the past like a few
weeks or so, you've been telling me that you're tired
(23:35):
and that you can't do anything. But the past few
weeks with her, what you were saying on the card
have been great. So is that why you have been
ditching me and totally not responding? And tell me that
picture on Facebook? The other recond What? What? What is
(23:57):
going on? What is really going on here? Like? Seriously,
are you are you really? Are you really doing this? Yes?
I am, because I really want to know what is
going on. I mean the fact that I had to
do it this way to get any kind of response
from you. I mean, you weren't even talking to me,
you weren't even calling back, And to find out that
(24:20):
there's another woman, you couldn't just tell me or talk
about it, like if there was a problem, you know,
if she's just a friend, it's not a big deal.
I don't deal about that. You know who Shannon is,
I know your other friends. I don't know what Shannon. Well,
we're going to keep it that way? What what does
(24:42):
that mean? Right? I'm going to be honest here. I'm
just really bored with our relationships, then bring up with
bored Yeah, um, honestly, because it's not like it used
to be. You know that spars being gone. You know,
(25:06):
relationships go through different times and it can't always be
a honeymoon. It can't always be like that. If we're
having problems, why don't you talk to me and say
something about you never said anything. We both work full
time jobs. We can't be like fun all the time.
(25:28):
It's just for me, it's just great to be with you.
I've noticed that you haven't been responding and you you've
been different, but I was waiting for you to, like,
at least share with me. I've always asked you, is
there anything wrong? Can I you know? And you don't
say anything, So how am I supposed to know this?
I've been debating this for a long time and it's
(25:52):
just easier for me to not say anything because I
deal with things internally. If you want to be in
a relationship, you can't you with everything internally because you're
in a relationship, you should also let your partner help
you deal with things. Also, And Jake, what are you
going to do when this Shannon person gets boring to you?
As well? Because you're not going out and having fun
(26:14):
every single night or weekend that you're within fine the
next one. Yeah, yo, wow, are you for real? Yeah,
I'm for real. You shouldn't be so you expect relationships
should always be like exciting and fun and never a
downtime and never problems and never just a time to
(26:35):
relax and be with someone. I don't see why not.
Oh wow, I mean that's what it's about, having some
on right, enjoying life I got. I mean, this is
a real good time just to call it quits. Look,
I really didn't want to do this out of the phone,
but you brought this on yourself. You do this whole
(26:56):
little bit right here, and I am just done with you,
all right, pe Wow wow wow, Um. I mean it
sounds like, hey, look, it sounds like you're better off. Honestly,
I was gonna say the same thing. Yeah, he's not
even worth it, you know what, you know what. I'm
upset right now, But I'm also glad that I did
this because I never would have seen it obviously, and
(27:17):
he would have prolonged. So, I mean, I just don't
get it. Like light, you're not just leaves and then
he and when you get caught to act like that, right, Yeah, yeah,
he's very clearly just not a mature, emotionally mature person
to think that relationships should be fantastic from a seven
right exactly, Thank you guys. Yea good luck than The
(27:38):
Jewels Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewel Show And you texted
us at four one o six one saying you had
a dirty little secret, and now we're calling you back
(27:59):
to find out what that secret. High. Um, yeah, oh
are you I'm you know, I'm doing pretty well. Yeah,
giving me a call? Yeah, thanks for texting. End. Can
you tell us your your little secret right now? Yeah? Sure?
All right? What is it? So? I'm a PA for
(28:20):
a rich lawyer, right, Um, I've been doing this job
for about ten years and uh, she trusts me with
everything more. I'm like, I'm I, you know, with the kids,
with her house. Um, she's even put me in charge
of her banking. Okay, okay, So I have got her
(28:40):
credit card and you know, you know, for dry cleaning
and you know, ods and and and stuff as she needs.
But I've been using it for me, You've been Okay,
So you're a personal sitting. You've been charging money for
things for yourself on your boss's card. Yeah, wow, I
think there's another word. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if
(29:05):
it's necessarily that, Okay, I mean I think so what
do you buy with her money? I mean generally like groceries. Yeah, uh,
generally groceries and like sundries like uh, you know, if
(29:25):
I need um, paper towels, or if I need you know, laundry,
church and stuff like that. Um. I just I feel
like it's a you know, it's one of the perks
of the job. Okay, So basically you're like every other
employee out there, and you're stealing something from your employer.
You met this woman, you would understand why I'm doing
(29:47):
what I'm doing because she is just I mean she
is she has no like diplomacy. I mean, even though
she's a lawyer. Kind of ironic, right, but she's just
always talking down to me. I've been in a job
for ten years, like I said, and it's just like
she's just such a witch, you know what I mean. Oh, Okay,
(30:10):
so you don't like your boss either. It's not that
I don't like her, it's just that she's hard to
deal with okay, And I feel like I feel like
the mental anguish that I have from the job outweighs
any guilt um for what I've been doing. So you
just look at it. It's not theft, it's hazard pay
because you have to deal with that's exactly exactly, like
(30:34):
like it's my therapy, right, so like I don't go
to therapy, I just use the card. All right, Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Sure
the Jewels Show on demand. Like I said before, diapers
fun when you're a kid, way more fun when you
get older. It's the Jewel Show. What things do you
(30:54):
like less now that you've gotten older? I asked the
question because a new survey just came out of the
things people like less and less as they get older.
We'll tell you what the number one answer on the
list is in just a second. But first, one of
the answers on the survey was French fries. What ye?
I like them more and more as they get older,
because there's so many different ways to eat them. I
(31:16):
do too, I like them more and more as I
get older, too, because I'm like, hey, it's got all
this salt on it. Whatever, But I'm getting older, and
I'm not gonna be here much longer, so I need
to eat as many fries as possible. Call us o
eight three four three one o six one eight eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. What things do you like less and
less as you get older? According to this list that's
going viral sex scenes in movies, lets say that people
(31:39):
will pull don't really dig those that much anymore. The're like, yeah, yah,
let's just get to the storyline. Though, what's the story?
Can we just get back to the story. I know,
I know what they do. I've done that before. I
know what they do. Call us oub eight eight three
four three one oh six one text in four one
oh six one. What things are you kind of over
now that you've gotten older? Staying up late is another
thing that people say they like less and less as
they get older. I'm not at that point yet. Still,
I still stay up pretty late, like eleven PM every day,
(32:02):
regardless of what time I have to wake up. I
don't consider that late though, No, no, no, it's like
twelve one. Yeah, I'm getting here already. What are the
things that you like less and less as you get older?
Holidays also made the list. People say that like holidays
less and less as they get older. They say, as kids,
it's about opening presents, having fun and eating, But as adults,
you need to be the one that has to cook
(32:22):
the big meals all day, organize all the fun, and
buy all the presents. Spending all your money and then
having to just organize and be responsible for everything on
the holidays is a lot different than just showing up
and being like, what did I get? What are my presence?
Do we stop eating and get into the presence? Now
my presence? I don't care why anybody else is what
did I get? Call us up? Eight at eight three
four three one of six one text and four one
o six one? What are the things you like? Less
(32:43):
and less as you get older? It's a victoria I
feel like. Also when you're a kid, it's kind of
like a whole fantasy, like you get the presents, you
get the whole like Christmas tree, and now at somewhat
of adults, you have to be the one to put
all that stuff up. You need to pull that stuff together,
you have to cook, get to clean. It's not as fun.
Then you see this little smiley faces in the morning,
and it's like, oh, that's all worth it? Yeah, No,
(33:04):
not really. You look down and you're like, you're not
even gonna appreciate this for like another twenty years. When
you have to get the thing, you're gonna appreciate it.
But then it's too late because I'll be seen out
by then. Driving. That's another answer on this survey of
things people like less and less as they get older.
I've never liked driving. I didn't get my license until
I was like eighteen. Also, along with driving, you have
(33:26):
to pay for all those bills. Driving costs a lot
of money. Yeah, does you sound super old right now?
Driving cost You don't realize the responsibility of driving until
you have to drive. It costs a lot of money.
You better re getting a job and saving up for
all that. Gay call us eight eight eight three four
three one six one textend four one oh six one.
What things do you like less and less as you
(33:48):
get older? We'll tell you the number one answer on
this survey in just second, Bennett, what is the thing
that you like less and less you've gotten older? I
thought that I did not like this all my life.
Now I love it. I took my first adult bath
over the weekend. And I feel like as you get older,
adults don't take baths all the time. Like you don't
take baths, you take showers. As a kid, you always
take baths bubble bass with the roma, ducky and stuff.
(34:09):
Haven't taken one of those in years, so I thought
I hated it, But then everyone was like, you're an adult,
you should probably soak those bones. They've been around for
thirty years now. So I did it over the weekend
and now I love it. So I would say, yeah,
adult baths, do it. If you haven't jumped in the bathtub,
get your booty in there. Here's a question, Do you
pee in the bath? No? I used to, and I
was a kid and that's why I didn't like showers.
(34:30):
But now I'm an adult or baths though, Yeah, you
could pee in it if you want to, right it. No,
I don't want to swim. Wait till it drains, Alex.
What do you like less and less now that you've
gotten older? McDonald's. Yeah, what is something that you like
less and less as you get older? Another answer is
shopping for anything, even groceries. They say it used to
(34:51):
be fun, but now it's a chore. Adult thing. People
answering the question what are things you like less and
less as you've gotten older? Waiting, anything that requires standing
in a long line. And the number one thing that
people say they like less and less and less as
they get older. Social media. Yeah, people get over that
as they get older, unless it's Facebook. I remember, you
(35:11):
can follow the show on social media. At the Jewil Show,
follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met
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zero zero The Jewel Show on demand
Then Jubile Show on demand. I used to believe that
the cheeto dust on Cheetos was actual cheese, and now
I don't believe that anymore at all. Text in four
one oh six one. I'm surprised, do you believe that anyway?
That's a text we just got in a four one
oh six one for today's Ridiculous Internet question. It's time
for Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's the most exciting game show
the world has ever seen, where we ask you the
(00:22):
question that everybody's debating on the dot com today and
you get to weigh in. Call us eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. You can text
us at four one oh six one and you can
weigh in on today's ridiculous Internet question. Call us eight
at eight three four three one oh six one. What
is today's ridiculous Internet question? What is something that you
once strongly believed and now you don't believe it at all?
(00:46):
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Bennett, Well, we gotta text in at or
one oh six one, and a couple and some said
in God, others said it lost faith and I'm just
gonna say that. Like, I used to be super religious
growing up, but I've always been gay as well. So
at some point in that journey, I started praying the
(01:08):
gay away. And I did that for a couple of
years and it didn't go away. Did you actually do that?
Did you actually actually did it? It sounds so bad,
but it's like, I don't want to be gay anymore, Lord, please,
like wow, I want to be accepted. I want to
be loved, like you know. At some point I realized,
you know, I'm gonna be gay. Yeah, it's not gonna change.
I like myself, but also God in the universe also
(01:28):
loves me as well. So that's when I said, you know,
maybe all the rules with religion, you know, I don't
have to follow them, I don't have to believe them,
but I could still have faith. I could still do
my own thing and be gay and it's gonna be okay.
So that's it, right, prayed the gay? Okay? I prayed
the gay okay? Okay? Eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. In today's
(01:50):
question is what is something you once strongly believe that
now you don't believe it at all. Somebody texted in
and said, when I was a kid, I thought the
president actually cared about us. Now I realized one of
them say eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,
what is something that you once strongly believed now you
don't believe at all? You can also text us at
four one oh six one, Alex, what's something he's trying
(02:12):
to believe in now you don't believe it all. I
would say that farmers markets are stupid. Really, you don't
like their stupid anymore? Hate them? And I used to
like wonder why anybody would ever go and pack up
their kids and like spend all that time and energy
at a place that just like sold some really cool stuff. Actually,
so I'm growing up, you guys, like I'm growing up.
(02:35):
I like farmers markets now, dude, farmers markets are dope.
First time went to a farmer's market, I only went
because a friend of mine wanted to go and I
was hung over, and I didn't want to go because
I was like, farmers markets, it's stupid. And then I
was hung over on like a Saturday or Sunday morning,
and they were like well, they have juice. You could
probably buy like a juice there. And I was like,
all right, fine, I'll meet you at the stupid farmers market.
(02:57):
And then I got there and I was like they
got like made candles and soaps too. Absolutely, farmers markets
are dope eight at eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What is something that you once strongly believed and now
you don't believe it at all? Call its eight eight
eight three four three one six one. Somebody texts it
in at four one oh six one and they say
they used to believe that miracle whip was better than mayonnaise.
(03:21):
That's hilarious. But what do you guys like? Okay, miracle whip.
Does it taste better than Manna's though, do you guys? No? One,
absolutely not. No, miracle whip tastes like fake mayonnaise. It's
like tangy and zangy, and yeah, tangy and zangy. Hey,
nobody asked for that. Somebody else texted in at four
one oh six one for Today's Ridiculous Internet Questions to
say they used to believe the faster you drove, the
(03:42):
less miles you would put on your car because you
got there quicker, but still the same amount of mind.
Call us eight at eight three six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous
Internet questions. And today's question is what is something you
want strongly believed but now you don't believe at all? Karen? Yeah, Hey,
what's what's your What's something you want strongly believe and
now you don't believe it at all? Okay, So growing
(04:05):
up when I was young, all the women in my
family had really big foods. You know, they were definitely
blessed um so um. You know, I definitely didn't grow
very quick when I was young, and so my mom
would tell me, She's like, hey, if you just eat broccoli, though,
brow like, you'll get big foods. I'm like, I strongly
(04:25):
believe this. I mean every time we went to the
grocery store, I'm like, can we buy some broccoli? Lo?
You know, Like I'm just like like harpened down all
this stuff, right, Yeah, but now I definitely don't believe
it because I'm literally still a bean. So what is
something you want strongly believe but now you the Jebil
(04:48):
Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone traina mornings on
that's Onwents. Hello, Hello, Ah? What what is that? How
(05:11):
you like that? Ah? What? Why are you making that
an noise? Why are you making the noise? What do
you do? Hey? What are you talking about? Keep it down?
Down there? Keep it down. We did. That's why I
got my whistle out to blow it right in your
ear hole. Did you remember from the neighbors? And it
(05:34):
doesn't matter where I got your number from, but yes
I did, because I needed to call you and tell
you I keep it down or else I'm gonna blow
this whistle right in your ear hole again. Don't the line.
I'm up here trying to watch my videos. Yeah, but
I'm not good music. Okay. First of all, so I
don't know why you're complaining that whistle is annoying. You're
(05:54):
just yelling. Yeah, look, everyone thinks my music too out. Okay,
but you're just yelling and you're using a whistle. It's stupid.
I'm using a whistle to blow it right into your
ear because I've lived down the hall from you for
about a year now and I'm tired of the wreck as.
So you want to rock us all day long? You
want to rock us all day long in your apartment.
I'm runna rock us on the phone with you. Knock
(06:16):
it off, old man with the your name so don't
even know you. My name is Frank, and I'm tired
of it. Knock it off. No, I'm not gonna knock
it off, Frank. I'm gonna play the music even louder now,
so I hope you're happy. No, you can. I'm gonna
whistle that. You can take that whistle you can yard No,
(06:37):
you can take that a speaker of yours that you
play your loud music on all day and night, and
shove that up there. If it's big enough, it's probably
big enough. Let's just let's just end this, Okay. If
you have a problem with me, you can talk to
building management, or you could come down here and talk
to me, or you could or or you can find
the volume knob on your speakers and turn it down.
Knock it off. It's loud and I can barely hear
(06:58):
your perforation. Okay, the building as you did, come down
several times, all right, but the walls just did nothing.
We can't make the walls thicker, all right, So it's
just that the music is just gonna go see nothing
we could do. All right, Well, I can't wait down here,
I can't wait there. The sound of the loud, sad
music you're gonna be playing soon when your girlfriend walks
out of your life buck out. Look she's not going
(07:21):
anywhere first of all, and the whetting any sticker, I
think you need to get sick. I've seen her. I've
seen you walking down the hallway with your girlfriend plenty
of times, and I'm tired of you playing your music
all loud. So you asked for it. I asked. Last night,
I drove to a very seedy part of town and
picked up a lady of the night and I took
pictures of her leaving your apartment, and I'm gonna give
(07:42):
them to your girlfriend the next time she stops by,
so she'll thank given chating on her. Let me get
the street. You went and picked up a prostitute or
her all the way to my apartment? Yeah, photos of
through people my apartment just to try to get up
with my girlfriend. Yeah, cloud, Yeah, you just pay her
just to take Yes, I did. I did best seventy
(08:03):
dollars I ever spent, and I spent seventy dollars. And
I spent seventy dollars on a lot of prostys in
my life. But that's the best seventy bucks I ever spent.
Enjoy being single, bucko. And remember, turn your music down?
All right, that's ridiculous, right, My girlfriend's ever gonna believe you,
never gonna believe the stupid photos. To go ahead, all right,
(08:25):
do what you're gonna do. I'm not gonna change anything,
all right. I'm not gonna change the volume. I'm not
gonna change then. Why don't I just tell you that
your girlfriend is actually on the phone right now. She's
on the fold right now. Yeah, And what do you
think she's gonna say when she finds out you've been
with a seventy dollars prosty h Alison? What's tell them
what you think of that? Yeah? I can't believe it, babe?
(08:46):
How could you do that? How could you do that
to work? What is going on? Oh? This is actually
a Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank
on you and your girlfriend. Alison set you up? Are
you kidding? She said that people complain about your loud
music in your apartment to me to mess with you. Oh, man,
I really thought that was real. Oh my god, Yeah,
you were really mad. Yeah, I thought I was gonna
(09:09):
have to fight an old man. I had no idea
what was gonna happen. The Jewil Show on Demand. Welcome
to the JNN, the Jewbil News Network for Tuesday, November eighth,
twenty twenty two. This is JNN, and we're still tired
from the time change, so I haven't quite a god
adjusted yet. Today on the JNN, I'm Jewel Fresh, and
(09:30):
I've got the audio of someone who called nine one
one because they don't understand how park works. You've heard
the thing that pork is the other white meat, but
in fact it's technically red. Okay, I shouldn't really have
to explain this, but a woman in Raleigh, North Carolina,
actually called nine one one the other day because you
ordered food from a barbecue joint and her park came
back slightly attinge pink. So she complained and they said, no,
(09:51):
this is how it should look. It's actually perfectly cooked.
She didn't believe the people that cooked the pork, and
so she called nine one one, and here's audio of
her nine one one to the Emergency Cloud Barbecue. Yeah,
I ordered from food from there and barbecue hurt it
(10:14):
a little bit, and I told her, I said, honey,
that's when the barbecue spoke. It turns peak because she
was insisted that it wasn't gone when the heart came in.
Though he had a cute little smile on his face
and rolled his eyes and just had his arms folded.
I don't even think he said much to me other
than I got you. I feel really bad for them.
I went to go get Alex Wendy Alex and are married,
(10:35):
so like open ground food for and nine. I went
to go through the Wendy's drive through to get some
food and then I got back to the house and
I ordered a chicken sandwich and fries and there was
no chicken sandwich in there, and I was like, what,
how do they I have the receipted sets chicken sandwich
and I was like, you got to check the bag
and I was like, I know, but I always forget
to check the bag. So then I went back and
got a new one and then got home and that's
when I realized that's when Alex found the It was
(10:57):
in there. The hole it was And my mom always says,
don't only look what your eyes, look with your hands
at least definitely a good thing. I didn't call nine
one one because I almost did. All Right, this is
the Jane and the Jewel News Network. Some of the facts,
none of the time for our next story, let's send
it out. What Alex Fresh It was on locations maloney.
And if you guys haven't been keeping up with what
(11:17):
he's been doing on stage, he's been doing a lot
and he's gotten hurt twice. He fell, broke his ribs,
rolled his ankle. He also revealed the gender of somebody's
baby recently, and this last weekend he was in Seattle
and that was no different was something that he did
on stage, and that was he married to people on stage.
He married a couple. Dang, post Malone is like, what
is he like? Who is he from? Like priest to
(11:39):
doctor to rapper. I was actually at that show, but
I kind of missed that part. I was wondering you
didn't see him married people? I did it. No, you
should go watch the video. Okay, okay, you figure out
where you were that time of the show. It was
definitely a tequila. What could postmlone do next? So he's
married a couple, he's done a gender reveal, he's fallen
a couple of times. What's the next thing he can do?
Is he gonna run out of stuff? Eventually he could
(12:01):
make me some drink, so the next time he wants
to propose to someone during the show, I don't gotta
leave with my drain. Did just open up concessions on
the stage and he starts pouring drinks? All these performing
are that would be This is the Jewel News Network JNN,
where there's not much news, but it is a networking.
We call it There's network. So whatever for a next
door the sending over the benett I'm in China where
(12:23):
one man he played little lottery for the last ten
years every single day and he finally hit his lucky numbers.
He won thirty point six million dollars. So on the
day he was scheduled to claim his prize and appear
on like the media, you know when they take like
the picture with the big fake check, that's a thirty
million dollars. I wish I gave everybody's checks like that
in real life. Just at your job. Gosh, just you
(12:44):
check every single every other friday, everybody would be one
would big checks. Some Friday, but he ended up showing
off in what looks like a knockoff Tweetie Bird mascot
so his kids and wife wouldn't find out that he
was the one that actually won the prize. So he
says he doesn't want his life or kids to know
that he won the lottery because they're gonna become lazy,
So he'll keep that on the down. You know how
(13:06):
angs are going to be when they finally do realize
that he won and they like work their whole lives
so like are dead end job because they didn't want
to be lazy. They're like, what we had one hundreds
of millions of dollars in the bank because you won
the lottery exact Like what did you want your kids
to be? Like? In your wife, like, wouldn't you want
to help them out? Like wouldn't you a hello? I
would rather be a trust on babe as well? All right,
(13:26):
this is another one. Oh we have another story, Yes
on another one, jewry. Yes, So taking the SATs in
high school super stressful, high anxiety, annoying, all of the above.
If you don't know that SATs are that test you
take so you could get into college either way, you
look at this fifty five students in El Paso, Texas.
They might have to take the test twice because they
(13:47):
just found out that their tests just kind of flew
out the window of the USPS truck that was transporting them.
Either way, like maybe they're lucky because they had a
really bad grade, or maybe they're not lucky because they
did really good, but you know, they got you do
it again. This reminds me of someone who I used
to work with in my previous job who had to
take his twice because the first time he caught two
points off and he was mad about it because he
(14:09):
should have gotten a perfect score. So he retook it. Well,
I guess what they messed up. He actually got a
perfect score the first time. Oh yeah, but he actually
they found out like in the meantime that he actually
did get a perfect score. And I don't know how
that messed up, but he took it twice and got
two perfect scores. He got two perfect the CEO of
a huge company somewhere now I'm most likely. I mean
he was young twenties at the time. Will you hear that, kid,
if you take it again, you could still get a
(14:31):
perfect score. Or he's that guy at the Windies that
I thought screwed up my order. He's like, I dude,
I did. I got two perfect scores on the SATs.
I know that I put that Sandward in there. That
was the j and N the Jubil News Network. Sometimes
it's news. Sometimes it's not really really cares. Where you
can follow the show on social media at the Jewels Show.
Follow all of this individually. I'm at Jubil Freshman that
(14:52):
I'm at Bennett News The Jebil Show on demand. It's
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Alicia's on the phone today for a War of the
Roses to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her
boyfriend Jake might be cheating on her. Alicia, how are you? Well? Good?
Not so good, but good. I know that's an insensitive question.
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I don't mean to ask. How are you? Obviously you're
not great because you think that your boyfriend's cheating. How
long have you and your boyfrienden together? We've been together
for about a year now, for about a year. Okay,
you guys live together and stuff or no, no, we
do not live together. Okay, all right, So why do
you think that your boyfriend's cheating on you. Well, his
behavior is kind of off, just the way that he
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kind of is with me. He always seems kind of
like impatient, doesn't really want to talk, not very communicative,
but he's just kind of like, Yeah, he seems bothered
all the time. He bugged by you. I don't know,
you know, it could possibly be he's stressed at work
or I mean, those are the things that you first
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think of, because he doesn't seem very you know, happy.
Was he a happy guy as he always been a
happy guy otherwise, Yeah, I mean towards me. Yes, it's
just that, you know, we don't, like I said, we
don't live together. We both have full time jobs, so
the only time that we really get to see each
other is like either at night or on the weekends.
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So that's we usually planned something on the weekend. M
He hasn't been calling or texting me as much as
he used to he usually does, and every time I
text or call, either there's no answer or he doesn't respond,
or if I call him, he might respond with the
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text saying you know, I just don't feel good or
I'm not I don't want to hang out tonight, or
you know, he just kind of dismisses me, so you know,
I mean that's just not I'm just not seeing him
as much. And it's just really odd because all of
a sudden this just started to happen. And like I said,
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we've been together for almost a year, and so I
don't know if it is something that's going on with
him personally he's not sharing with me or he's stressed out,
but I'm just kind of feeling like there's something going
on because another thing that I saw recently was the
other weekend, he said he wasn't feeling good and he
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didn't want to. We had plans to go to the
movies and he said, no, I'm not feeling good, let's
just cancel. Then like a couple of days later, I
happened to see on Facebook a picture of him with
his friends in a bar. Was it on the same
day where he told you he wasn't feeling good? Yeah?
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It was that weekend, Yeah, And I mean it was
it was just guys, But still the fact that he
said he wasn't feeling good and then there's a picture
of him smiling in a bar with his friends. So
it's a lie, right, That's why I suspicious of cheating,
but I can't really say he is cheating because I
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don't know of any other girl. Have you asked him? No,
Because I'm still in that phase of I'm afraid to
say that and accuse him of something. I have asked
him if anything is wrong, and he has said no,
he's just tired. That's usually the response I get. So
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I'm hoping that maybe we can get some kind of
a clue today. So you haven't even seen him since? No,
I have not. He keeps on. Yeah, so he's like
dodging you. Okay, So how long has it been? It
was not this weekend, but the previous weekend. Wow, that's
a long time to not see your boyfriend, right, yeah, okay, exactly.
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All right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. What grocery store does he shop at? He
shops at? All right? Great? What we'll call from there
and do the usual, say that every single month, we
choose one Rewards cardmember at random to call up and
they win free flower delivery from our floral apartment. And
we'll see if he sends flowers to you or to
someone else. Okay, okay, all right, Well, plus I'll come
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back and get your War the Roses to Catch Cheater. Next.
Right in the middle of War of the Roses, to
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Alicia is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Jake
might be cheating on her because well, he really doesn't
talk to her anymore. I mean sounds kind of cold.
I guess, sorry about that, Alicia, if that was But
that's the truth, right, He said, he hasn't been talking
to you. No, not at all. I mean, like I
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said the past, I haven't seen him in over a
week and then I only got like a couple of
like quick responses, but no no phone call, no talking,
no seeing them. Yeah, that is strange, especially because you guys,
you said you've been together almost a year, right, yes, correct, Yeah,
I mean that's weird to just like not talk to
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somebody that you've been with for that long, like very much,
you know. So. And also he said one night that
he didn't want to meet up because he wasn't feeling
good and he was hired and stuff, and Alicia saw
a post of him on Facebook out with his buddies,
smiling and having a good time. So he definitely lied
to her about that, and so she wants to find
out if he's cheating or not. We're about to call
him from the grocery store that he shops at and
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say thank you for being a rewards card member with us.
Every single month, we choose one rewards cardmember, completely random,
to call up and give free floral flee free flower
delivery from our floral department, just our way of saying
thank you for shopping with us, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to his girlfriend Alicia or to
someone else. All right, Alicia, you ready? Okay? Cool? Here
we go. It's fun right now. Hello, Hi, this is
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Gorgon calling from. Is this Jacob, who's a rewards card
remember with us? This is congratulations here this month's winter. Yeah?
Wait is this for real? Yes he is. Congratulations you
got the flowers flowers for Are you aware that every
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single month we choose one rewards card member to call
up out of the blue and give free flowers delivered
from our floral department as our way of saying thank
you for shopping? I was not well. Now you're aware
of it, and guess who that person is? For real? Yes, congratulations, Jake,
you won thirty six long stem red roses to be
delivered to anywhere in the whole United States, completely free
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on us. Oh wow, yep. It's just our way of
saying thank you for shopping with us. That's awesome. Yep.
Would you like to send the flowers to somebody? Yeah?
Actually I would. Do you know who you want to
send to right now? Because if you don't, I can
call you back. No, I do I know? Great? Okay,
well then we can get started here. So all I
would need from you, it's completely free. Like I said,
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it would just be the name of the person you
want to send them to, anything that you want to
put on a card. We have all sorts of cards
for any occasion. And after that I get the address
and then I'll get it all ready to go. You'll
get a confirmation of the order, you get a confirmation
when it's been sent out, and you get a little
bit of a confirmation when it's delivered. Okay, sounds good.
And you don't need any like credit card information for me,
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definitely not because it is completely free on us. Thank
you for shopping. All right, all right, this works, let's
do it, okay, So, um, who do you want to
send them to you. First of all, what's the name
that I can put on here? Okay, I'd like to
send them to Shannon Police. You want to put a
you want to want a card or something to go
along with this, Yeah, that'd be great. And what would
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you like to say on the card to you? Shannon? Shannon?
These past couple of weeks have been amazing. I've really
enjoyed spending time all right, and Shannon Lusia, Yeah, you
know your girlfriend? What do you what's going on here? Hey, Jake,
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this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel. I'm Christian Grace. Now I'm Benny, and
that's your girlfriend Alicia on the phone. We do a
segment called War the Roses to Catch a Cheater, where
we give people fick flowers to try to catch some cheating.
Hopefully understand what I said. And you've got to be
kidding me. No, you've got to be kidding us. Unbelievable
(23:13):
Meuh wait, you're an unbelievable one. You're sending flowers to
someone named Shannon. Shannon is just a friend. You don't
send friends flowers without your girlfriend? Nolan? Yeah, how come?
I don't how come, I don't know about someone named Shannon?
And how come all these the past like a few
weeks or so, you've been telling me that you're tired
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and that you can't do anything. But the past few
weeks with her, what you were saying on the card
have been great. So is that why you have been
ditching me and totally not responding? And tell me that
picture on Facebook? The other recond What? What? What is
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going on? What is really going on here? Like? Seriously,
are you are you really? Are you really doing this? Yes?
I am, because I really want to know what is
going on. I mean the fact that I had to
do it this way to get any kind of response
from you. I mean, you weren't even talking to me,
you weren't even calling back, And to find out that
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there's another woman, you couldn't just tell me or talk
about it, like if there was a problem, you know,
if she's just a friend, it's not a big deal.
I don't deal about that. You know who Shannon is,
I know your other friends. I don't know what Shannon. Well,
we're going to keep it that way? What what does
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that mean? Right? I'm going to be honest here. I'm
just really bored with our relationships, then bring up with
bored Yeah, um, honestly, because it's not like it used
to be. You know that spars being gone. You know,
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relationships go through different times and it can't always be
a honeymoon. It can't always be like that. If we're
having problems, why don't you talk to me and say
something about you never said anything. We both work full
time jobs. We can't be like fun all the time.
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It's just for me, it's just great to be with you.
I've noticed that you haven't been responding and you you've
been different, but I was waiting for you to, like,
at least share with me. I've always asked you, is
there anything wrong? Can I you know? And you don't
say anything, So how am I supposed to know this?
I've been debating this for a long time and it's
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just easier for me to not say anything because I
deal with things internally. If you want to be in
a relationship, you can't you with everything internally because you're
in a relationship, you should also let your partner help
you deal with things. Also, And Jake, what are you
going to do when this Shannon person gets boring to you?
As well? Because you're not going out and having fun
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every single night or weekend that you're within fine the
next one. Yeah, yo, wow, are you for real? Yeah,
I'm for real. You shouldn't be so you expect relationships
should always be like exciting and fun and never a
downtime and never problems and never just a time to
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relax and be with someone. I don't see why not.
Oh wow, I mean that's what it's about, having some
on right, enjoying life I got. I mean, this is
a real good time just to call it quits. Look,
I really didn't want to do this out of the phone,
but you brought this on yourself. You do this whole
(26:56):
little bit right here, and I am just done with you,
all right, pe Wow wow wow, Um. I mean it
sounds like, hey, look, it sounds like you're better off. Honestly,
I was gonna say the same thing. Yeah, he's not
even worth it, you know what, you know what. I'm
upset right now, But I'm also glad that I did
this because I never would have seen it obviously, and
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he would have prolonged. So, I mean, I just don't
get it. Like light, you're not just leaves and then
he and when you get caught to act like that, right, Yeah, yeah,
he's very clearly just not a mature, emotionally mature person
to think that relationships should be fantastic from a seven
right exactly, Thank you guys. Yea good luck than The
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Jewels Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewel Show And you texted
us at four one o six one saying you had
a dirty little secret, and now we're calling you back
(27:59):
to find out what that secret. High. Um, yeah, oh
are you I'm you know, I'm doing pretty well. Yeah,
giving me a call? Yeah, thanks for texting. End. Can
you tell us your your little secret right now? Yeah? Sure?
All right? What is it? So? I'm a PA for
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a rich lawyer, right, Um, I've been doing this job
for about ten years and uh, she trusts me with
everything more. I'm like, I'm I, you know, with the kids,
with her house. Um, she's even put me in charge
of her banking. Okay, okay, So I have got her
(28:40):
credit card and you know, you know, for dry cleaning
and you know, ods and and and stuff as she needs.
But I've been using it for me, You've been Okay,
So you're a personal sitting. You've been charging money for
things for yourself on your boss's card. Yeah, wow, I
think there's another word. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if
(29:05):
it's necessarily that, Okay, I mean I think so what
do you buy with her money? I mean generally like groceries. Yeah, uh,
generally groceries and like sundries like uh, you know, if
(29:25):
I need um, paper towels, or if I need you know, laundry,
church and stuff like that. Um. I just I feel
like it's a you know, it's one of the perks
of the job. Okay, So basically you're like every other
employee out there, and you're stealing something from your employer.
You met this woman, you would understand why I'm doing
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what I'm doing because she is just I mean she
is she has no like diplomacy. I mean, even though
she's a lawyer. Kind of ironic, right, but she's just
always talking down to me. I've been in a job
for ten years, like I said, and it's just like
she's just such a witch, you know what I mean. Oh, Okay,
(30:10):
so you don't like your boss either. It's not that
I don't like her, it's just that she's hard to
deal with okay, And I feel like I feel like
the mental anguish that I have from the job outweighs
any guilt um for what I've been doing. So you
just look at it. It's not theft, it's hazard pay
because you have to deal with that's exactly exactly, like
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like it's my therapy, right, so like I don't go
to therapy, I just use the card. All right, Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Sure
the Jewels Show on demand. Like I said before, diapers
fun when you're a kid, way more fun when you
get older. It's the Jewel Show. What things do you
(30:54):
like less now that you've gotten older? I asked the
question because a new survey just came out of the
things people like less and less as they get older.
We'll tell you what the number one answer on the
list is in just a second. But first, one of
the answers on the survey was French fries. What ye?
I like them more and more as they get older,
because there's so many different ways to eat them. I
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do too, I like them more and more as I
get older, too, because I'm like, hey, it's got all
this salt on it. Whatever, But I'm getting older, and
I'm not gonna be here much longer, so I need
to eat as many fries as possible. Call us o
eight three four three one o six one eight eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. What things do you like less and
less as you get older? According to this list that's
going viral sex scenes in movies, lets say that people
(31:39):
will pull don't really dig those that much anymore. The're like, yeah, yah,
let's just get to the storyline. Though, what's the story?
Can we just get back to the story. I know,
I know what they do. I've done that before. I
know what they do. Call us oub eight eight three
four three one oh six one text in four one
oh six one. What things are you kind of over
now that you've gotten older? Staying up late is another
thing that people say they like less and less as
they get older. I'm not at that point yet. Still,
I still stay up pretty late, like eleven PM every day,
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regardless of what time I have to wake up. I
don't consider that late though, No, no, no, it's like
twelve one. Yeah, I'm getting here already. What are the
things that you like less and less as you get older?
Holidays also made the list. People say that like holidays
less and less as they get older. They say, as kids,
it's about opening presents, having fun and eating, But as adults,
you need to be the one that has to cook
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the big meals all day, organize all the fun, and
buy all the presents. Spending all your money and then
having to just organize and be responsible for everything on
the holidays is a lot different than just showing up
and being like, what did I get? What are my presence?
Do we stop eating and get into the presence? Now
my presence? I don't care why anybody else is what
did I get? Call us up? Eight at eight three
four three one of six one text and four one
o six one? What are the things you like? Less
(32:43):
and less as you get older? It's a victoria I
feel like. Also when you're a kid, it's kind of
like a whole fantasy, like you get the presents, you
get the whole like Christmas tree, and now at somewhat
of adults, you have to be the one to put
all that stuff up. You need to pull that stuff together,
you have to cook, get to clean. It's not as fun.
Then you see this little smiley faces in the morning,
and it's like, oh, that's all worth it? Yeah, No,
(33:04):
not really. You look down and you're like, you're not
even gonna appreciate this for like another twenty years. When
you have to get the thing, you're gonna appreciate it.
But then it's too late because I'll be seen out
by then. Driving. That's another answer on this survey of
things people like less and less as they get older.
I've never liked driving. I didn't get my license until
I was like eighteen. Also, along with driving, you have
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to pay for all those bills. Driving costs a lot
of money. Yeah, does you sound super old right now?
Driving cost You don't realize the responsibility of driving until
you have to drive. It costs a lot of money.
You better re getting a job and saving up for
all that. Gay call us eight eight eight three four
three one six one textend four one oh six one.
What things do you like less and less as you
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get older? We'll tell you the number one answer on
this survey in just second, Bennett, what is the thing
that you like less and less you've gotten older? I
thought that I did not like this all my life.
Now I love it. I took my first adult bath
over the weekend. And I feel like as you get older,
adults don't take baths all the time. Like you don't
take baths, you take showers. As a kid, you always
take baths bubble bass with the roma, ducky and stuff.
(34:09):
Haven't taken one of those in years, so I thought
I hated it, But then everyone was like, you're an adult,
you should probably soak those bones. They've been around for
thirty years now. So I did it over the weekend
and now I love it. So I would say, yeah,
adult baths, do it. If you haven't jumped in the bathtub,
get your booty in there. Here's a question, Do you
pee in the bath? No? I used to, and I
was a kid and that's why I didn't like showers.
(34:30):
But now I'm an adult or baths though, Yeah, you
could pee in it if you want to, right it. No,
I don't want to swim. Wait till it drains, Alex.
What do you like less and less now that you've
gotten older? McDonald's. Yeah, what is something that you like
less and less as you get older? Another answer is
shopping for anything, even groceries. They say it used to
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be fun, but now it's a chore. Adult thing. People
answering the question what are things you like less and
less as you've gotten older? Waiting, anything that requires standing
in a long line. And the number one thing that
people say they like less and less and less as
they get older. Social media. Yeah, people get over that
as they get older, unless it's Facebook. I remember, you
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