January 18, 2023 • 38 mins
What did this education employee share to get fired?? She may have shared a little extra with faculty, staff, and maybe a few others. FInd out what she shared and how it got her fired in this episode of The Jubal Show!
In today's episode, the show answers a new Ridiculous Internet Question, What would your death row meal be? A guys sister set him up in this Phone Prank because he can't stop talking about a new meal service he's been getting, Jubal Fresh reports on how how people who are in negative moods are getting more done in this Jubal News Network, we have a guy on the phone who isnt getting a call back from a girl he went on a date with when he claims he showed her his special gift in this First Date Follow Up, there is a caller on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret about wether or not people should quit their job and follow their passion, and a new TikTok trend is going viral and getting more people to quit their job!
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In today's episode, the show answers a new Ridiculous Internet Question, What would your death row meal be? A guys sister set him up in this Phone Prank because he can't stop talking about a new meal service he's been getting, Jubal Fresh reports on how how people who are in negative moods are getting more done in this Jubal News Network, we have a guy on the phone who isnt getting a call back from a girl he went on a date with when he claims he showed her his special gift in this First Date Follow Up, there is a caller on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret about wether or not people should quit their job and follow their passion, and a new TikTok trend is going viral and getting more people to quit their job!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubil Show on demand. Hi, last meal would be
pineapple on pizza. It's the text message we just got
in at four one o six one. That's a good
last meal. It is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's
the segment where we ask you the question that everybody's
talking about on the dot com today. And today's ridiculous
Internet question comes straight to us from the land of TikTok.
(00:24):
It is this, what would your death row meal be?
The last thing you will ever eat ever in this existence?
Call us eight at eight three four three one six one.
What would your death row meal be? Jennifer? Hello, Hello,
what would your what would your death row meal? Yeah?
I'm sorry, Hello, so I don't know. I don't know, Like, huh, yeah,
(00:50):
You're cool, Jennifer. This is real life right now. It's crazy.
Thank yourself. Yeah, it is. What would your last meal be?
If you're on death row? Mine would be spicy noodles
like the one that's on the whole TikTok challenge. Oh
oh really, okay, I haven't seen that challenge, So what's
the challenge? What noodles are they? Do? You know? I
want to say they're the Samuel I'm not too sure,
(01:12):
but they're just super Yeah, they're just super spicy. Okay,
so you would just have spicy noodles, which is fine
because spicy noodles could tear up your stomach, but who cares.
Next day, don't eat it? Call us up eighty eight
eight three four three one to six one. Today's ridiculous
Internet question is what would your death row meal be?
And there are a lot of people out there who
(01:33):
would eat McDonalds for the last meal. Texting one Victoria,
what would your death row meal be? Maybe like one
of those like Velvita, like mac and cheese cups, some pizza,
and like a little cheeseburger taco sound good too, she said,
a little bit of everything. She wants a sampler. Victoria
will go for the indigestion sampler. Yeah, before she's gonna
(01:54):
die like a cardiac arrest. We were going to give
her the electric chair, but she yesterday, she's just not
here anymore. So thanks for doing the job for us.
Call us eight three four three one six one. What
would your death row meal be? Bennett? I would have
a nice tall vanilla milkshake, some crispy French fries and
(02:16):
bacon cheeseburger, crispy bacon. I want the cheese, the lettuce,
the tomato, mayo, no ketchup. If you put ketchup on that,
I'm bringing you with me. Okay, I hate catchup, so okay. Yeah,
anything bad that you eat and then the next day
you regret it. I feel like that's what everybody would
choose for their last meal. I never regret eating a cheeseburger. Never.
I would never say that. Call us eight eight three
(02:38):
four three one six one, texting four one oh six one.
What would your death row meal be? D a hi?
So mine would be twenty Street tacos, like you know,
the kind you get from the taco truck. Yeah, like
fried halletino and the onion and all that. If you're
gonna be on death row and you're gonna eat your
last meal, you want to feel like you want to
(03:00):
die after it, you know what I mean? Like when
you eat twenty Street taco us that you're just like,
oh my god, what I wish I was not here
right now. That's how you want to feel. I would think, yeah,
thank you. Call us up eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. What would your death row
meal be Melissa, Yes, what would your death row meal be?
You got to be crazy to be hungry right before
(03:21):
you die. I wouldn't be able to eat. Oh oh yeah,
that's true too. You think about that if you were
on death row. I would think that'd be a kind
of a stressful situation, you know the outcome. So maybe
not that stress because a lot of stress comes from
anxiety of not knowing, you know, what's gonna go on. So,
but you're thinking about that, I mean I might not.
I might not one thing. Yeah, so you have nothing,
(03:43):
absolutely not. I'd be a mess. If you are hungry
right before you die, then maybe you deserve whatever. That's
how you really feel. Like, Yeah, I see what you're saying.
That's also hilarious. Thank you. Melissa calls up eight eight
three four three one six one eight eight eight three
(04:05):
four three one oh six one. What would your death
row meal be? Christian Grace? Now, my last meal would
have to I would if I was on death row. Um,
I wouldn't want to put my parents through this, but
I would need my mom there for my last meal
because she's the only one that can make it. My
Mom's baked beans. I think about them every day. On
a daily basis. They're my favorite food in the entire world.
(04:25):
All my friends growing up like still talk about them
because my mom made them all the time, like got
birthday parties and cook outs and things like that. So
absolutely I would take off pan. I'm talking like, what's
those sized pans like a caldron. Yeah, to the face.
You've talked about your mom's big beans a lot, Christian,
I want your mom's baked beans too. I never sounds dirty.
That sounds dirty to say that, but I really mean
(04:46):
baked beans when it's say big beans. She listens to
us every morning, So Mom, when you're listening to this, um,
find out a way to freeze and ship some and
we'll make it. Calls up eighty eight three four, three
one six one, Hey, Jay, what would your last meal be?
My last meal would be a bag of unpop popcorn feeds, unpopped, unpopped.
That way, if I get the electature, everyone gets a
show that Jay, I'm switching my last meal to that.
(05:13):
That's awesome. They're just like, well, how do we know
when he's done? It's when there's three seconds between Jay popping,
you know when he's done. Thanks man, The Jewil show
on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day Mornings on
the twenties. Hi, this is Detective Peter North calling from
(05:38):
the police department. I was looking for a Devin. This
is he, Devin High. I need to speak with you
about something that recently came to our attention. Okay. I
want to let you know that as of right now,
you are not in trouble. You're not being accused of anything,
but we may need you as a witness for the
(05:59):
state at some point. What is it in regards to well,
it's in regards to man. These conversations are never easy.
You started subscribing to Meal Service, correct? Yes, yes they did.
And how long have you been subscribing to that meal service?
(06:22):
It's been about three weeks? Been about three weeks? Okay.
I'm assuming that you've already cooked and consumed some of
the products that they've sent you. Yes, Ah, How is
that relevant? Do you currently have any of them left
in your refrigerator right now? Uh? No? I think I
(06:43):
ate the last one yesterday. All right? And how are
you feeling relatively normal? Why should I feel bad or
or stick or anything? It's the food bad? H You
know what, Devin? I will go ahead and say it,
because I think you should know the food that you've
been preparing and cooking and eating from the food delivery
(07:06):
service is not necessarily as advertised. Okay, So if it's not,
because I ordered the beef and I've ordered the chicken,
that's so far what I've gotten. So if it's not
beef for chicken, what is it? Like? We do know beef. Um,
we do know the beef came from someone named Chad. Wow.
(07:27):
Oh so so it's a person the food. The food
came from a person. Is that what you're saying that
I've been eating, I've been eating a human body. There's
a high possibility that you have had some of Chad. Yes. Oh,
oh my god, I'm sorry to break the news to you.
(07:47):
Oh my god. Wow. Okay, we're still trying to track
down We're still trying to track down the name of
the chicken. The only thing that we know so far
is the beef was chat. This is just unbelievable. Actually, Devin,
I want to ask you a favorite now that I've
got you on the phone, because we want to bring
this company down and the maniacs behind this whole thing.
(08:09):
And I'm wondering if you'll be willing to do a
little work for us. Yeah absolutely. You said you wanted
me to be a witness in a court case. Yea, yeah,
whatever is needed. Absolutely. They don't know fully that we
are onto them yet. So what I would like to
ask you to do is if you'll sort of do
a little undercover work for us and work with us
(08:31):
and order a few more of those meals. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
I'll order more and then I'll bring him straight for
you guys. Well, well, we don't need you to bring
them straight us. Why I need you to do is
order some more of the meals that the beef that
you were talking about, which we now know as Chad,
and I would like you to order a few more
and then also consume those and let me know if
it tastes the same, and then we'll need the stool
(08:53):
samples from that. Excuse me, what so you want me
to You want me to eat more of the beef
considering that it possibly be chat. Yes, at least four
more meals please, it would really help us seal the
deal and bring them to justice. I'm just asking you
to a little bit more chat, That's all I'm asking. Uh. Oh,
(09:15):
you want me to eat more, chat a little bit more. Oh,
I don't know. I think I'm gonna be sick. Oh nah, Okay, well,
then at this point I'll let you know that this
is not an officer of the law at all, and
that your sister set you up for a phone prank,
and that this is actually Jewel from Jewil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your sister carry set
you up. Got you. She said that you've been talking
(09:40):
about this new meal service that you signed up for her,
and she wanted to mess with you. No, are you
gonna let us have a chat? Yeah? Share the goodness?
Thank god, I'm not eating some dude named Chad for
everybody the Jewels Show on demand fishing. Since you're not
(10:01):
feeling well today and you might have to run to
the bathroom in any second, don't you give us the countdown?
Stop at number two though? Okay? Five? Four, three, two?
Do you have to go to the bathroom? No? Not yet? Okay,
but great count abd al Right. This is the j
and the Jewil News Network for Wednesday, January eighteenth, twenty
twenty three. This is the JNN where we give you
(10:22):
the news without all those messy facts I'm jewl fresh.
And if you're in a bad mood this morning, congrats,
you're about to be super productive. A new study has
found that people in bad moods actually perform detail oriented
tasks better than people who are happy. Wow. Yeah, People
in negative moods, angry, or sad were more careful and
analytical than people in a positive mood, according to this study.
(10:44):
So normally people don't think you shouldn't be in a
bad mood, but I guess if you're going to work today, hey,
it's fine to be in a bad mood. So if
your boss is like, hey, everybody's saying how you're in
a bad mood, you know you need to perk it up. Buttercup,
if you have a boss that says that, sorry about that.
But if they do, then go, no, I'm actually being
very productive today. That's why I'm in a bad mood.
Get out of my face before I slap you. But
they say when people in the stidy, when in a
(11:04):
negative mood, they were more careful and they scrutinized details
that were actually in front of them because you know
it as when you're a negative mood and you're like yeah, right,
no way, and they were more careful. If you were
in a happy mood, you just kind of went through
the motions. I'm always kind of in a happy mood,
so that's why I forget things all the time, and
I'm late from work all the time. And am I productive?
Not really? But you're happy, yeah, exactly. This is the
(11:27):
Jane and the Jubil News Network. This edition of Jane
and is sponsored by the National Hey get that air
pot out of your ear while you're on the clock foundation,
reminding you pay attention for our next start. That sending
it would have been Hey, it's been in. Most doggy
parents have wondered what and if their pet dogs are dreaming,
especially because when they sleep they do where things like
bark or they'll like run out of nowhere. So there's
(11:48):
a new study that found that dogs sleeping patterns are
very similar to humans. They actually go into r EM,
which is like rabid eye movement. Yeah, that's when you
dream that thing. Yeah, most doggies do that. Well. They
found out that dogs undertake breed specific activity dog impacts
how often they dream. Smaller dogs they don't dream as much,
but when they do their longer and large dogs they
(12:09):
have less streams but shorter. Oh interesting, So next time
your dog does that weird thing in their sleep yep,
they're doing whatever you think they're doing. Right, I'm gonna
be like you go get that tree out of go
get it, get that squirrel and the Jewel News Network
news from the newsiest group in Newstuchy. Or let's sit
it on over a Christian grace. I'm a location in
(12:31):
Maryland where a former education employee is under fire for
sharing a bit too much of themselves with the student
body of doctor Henry A. Wise Junior High School. Okay.
According to The New York Post, the high school had
to issue an apology last week after a staff member
who is later confirmed to be a teacher, accidentally sent
an email containing sexually explicit photos of themselves to the
entire student body, including school official and the apology administrators
(12:54):
asked to all students, as responsible online citizens, not share
the photos by social media or other method, and said, yeah,
they're gonna have to look into it and determined if
charges are going to be filed. I'm not sure if
they're going to be, but let this be a lesson.
Don't be sending nudes on your work device, said have
you guys ever sent a nude accidentally to somebody they
didn't mean to knocking on any type of world and
find him here, because that would be more toifying. Yeah,
(13:15):
I definitely have yeah on Snapchat, which is sketchy, like
I always say, but sometimes I just be like this person,
this person, this person, just checking them off, and then
I send it and get the response back and I'm like, oh,
I really like, I mean, everybody's getting exactly accidentally went
(13:36):
to my mom on accident. I was like, yeah, this
was a long time ago, but I don't remember who.
I think the name that I was sending it too
started with M and then my phone said mom, and
then I sent it and then I look back at
my phone. I was like, oh my god, she say nothing.
But then I texted back and I said, um, obviously
that wasn't for you. I followed that up with but
(13:58):
it's nice to see. It'll always be your little boy. Right. Well,
I talked about it is all good. I tried to
make a joke and oh gosh, text in four one
h six one tell us a story about the time
you accidentally said a new to somebody said only send
it to us, alright, air drop is on right now.
Send it in. Oh my gosh, So we shouldn't say
(14:20):
that you No, we're about to get peppered. Hey, if
you're listening to the show right now and you just
want to be a weirdo, set up a fake Gmail
and just Christian texts. I'm actually wording Victoria already been
getting some creepy messages from listeners anyway, And like when
I was having this conversation, I wanted you to not
look at your dans for the next thing. This is
(14:41):
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at Vimiero, then Jubil Show on Demand First Day Up.
Michael is on the phone today for a first Date
follow up, and he's being ghosted by a woman named Kylie.
We'll see if we can get to the bottom of
why Michaels getting ghosted in just a second. But before
(15:24):
we get into your date, Michael and ask you questions
about that, why don't you tell us how long it's
been since your date with Kylie. Well it's been about
a month and a half. Whoa, Okay, so that's a
long ghost Yeah. How many times have you heard from
her in that month and a half at all? It
was a quick like I'm just a bit busy, I'll
be right back. Okay, So she said you'll be right back.
(15:46):
When then she never came back? Yeah, very much. All right,
that sucks. We'll tell us tell us about your date
with Kylie. Then, what what did you guys do? We
went out for drinks and went bowling. Okay, so yeah,
I mean that's a fun date. Did it seem like
she was into it? Yeah? I mean she was. We
had I mean, we had a great time. First off,
(16:07):
She's just dropped at gorgeous, Like, holy cow, just wonderful person, gorgeous,
just smile. That lit up the whole room. Man, it
was a lot of fun. I just I really enjoyed
her company. You know, I taught her how to bowl. Um.
She she she's bold before, but like I'm I've done
(16:29):
it for since I was a little kid. I used
a bowl and leagues and stuff like that. It's like
my dad used a bowl growing up, like the whole
you know, pretty much like my dad was like a
Al Bundy sort of guy. Right, you own your own ball.
I do what? Legit? Yeah, you are legit. How did
(16:51):
the date end with her? Did she seem like she
liked the date? Did anything happen that was awkward? Maybe
because I was so much better and pulling. I mean,
it's a little okay. I couldn't like pull back when
I bowled, Like I just kind of like bowled it
and had fun with it the way I normally do.
And I'm kind of good. I'm not amazing, but I
(17:14):
was quite a bit better than she was, and I
was a bit worried that maybe, um, maybe I was
showing off a bit and maybe that kind of put
her off. And I didn't really kind of intend to.
I kind of wanted to show her that I was
good at something, but at the same time like trying
to reel it in. But I don't know, Hey, it's
(17:35):
been it. I can't help but to think not only
were you like really good, but were you kind of
like kind of forcing your skill upon her, like, Hey,
this is how you should do it, this is the
right way to throw the ball. You should use this ball,
because if you were doing a little too much, that
might be the reason she's not calling you back. Yeah,
it felt like you're trying to like correct her way
(17:56):
rather than just trying to have a good time, you know.
I mean I didn't. I didn't feel like I was
doing that. I thought it was more of a conversational
flirtation sort of thing with bowling, and it was I
didn't feel that she felt that way. Does that make sense? Okay,
(18:18):
maybe I'm just maybe I'm just completely and utterly naive,
But I really thought, like, I mean, this girl was
really amazing and I was, like I was honestly, I
was enamored. So I was just really trying to do
anything I could to make it to impress her. You know,
did she did you get a kiss at the end
of the day? How did think? How did you leave
things with her? We didn't kiss or anything like that,
(18:38):
Like just it was a good first. I didn't push
for like a kiss or anything like that. I just
we ended the day and as casually as it was,
and like I didn't kind of want to overstep those boundaries,
and like, does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. Okay,
So I was trying to feel I was trying to
feel out the end of the date, and I didn't
(19:00):
kind of it just ended casually and very nicely. So
why do you think she's ghosting you? Do you have?
There's got to be something that you thought of. I
genuinely I think it's weak because I was better than
her bowling. Okay, yeah, I mean when you if you're
that good, if you got three different balls, all the weights, like,
it's like, I you know, that's intimidating. Yeah, dating a
(19:22):
guy with three Yeah, she struggled, you know. I mean
she was like, so I helped her out. I helped
her out the best I could, you know, And well,
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then okay, we'll play a song, come back, and then
call her and get your first day follow up next.
I think for the rest of it, I'm going to
call you three ball mic. So that's uncomfortable. But okay,
(19:43):
why because right in the middle of your first day followup,
you were just joining us. Why do I want to
call Michael three ball Mic, because he's got three bowling
balls for all the different things that he can do
while he bowls. Because Michael's a good bowler. That's why
if you thought anything else, you are you get your
mind out of the gutter. Michael's on the phone. He's
(20:03):
not getting a call back from Kylie. It's been about
a month and a half. He has he heard like
a little bit from her. She said she'll be you know,
I'm busy, I'll be right back. But then never came back,
and Michael hasn't heard from her. And he really liked her.
They went bowling and he said that they had a
great time, looked like she was into it. Michael thinks
that she might not be calling back because Michael, he's
got bowling in his DNA's. He comes from a line
(20:24):
of good bowlers. He's a good bowler, such a good bowler.
Heels three bowling balls. He's got him weighted in different ways.
So like Michael just kills it at bowling. After their date,
it's he said it ended nicely. She seemed like she
had a good time. But now she's in the wind
and he has not heard from her at all. He
wants to know why. So we're about to call her
and see if we can figure out why Kylie is
ghosting Michael. Here we go. Hello, We're looking for Kylie. Yeah,
(20:58):
this Kylie, Kylie? How are you? This is Jewel from
a radio show called The Jewel Show. And I'm Victoria
from the same radio show. I'm Benny. I'm Christian Grace.
Now what's up? Not much. We're calling you today because
one of our listeners actually emailed us about you and
wanted us to call you. Oh man, about what we
(21:20):
do a segment called the first Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and ended up end up ghosting them, that person can
email us and ask us to get you on the
phone and ask why. So, we got an email about
you from a guy that you ghosted, that you went
out with. Oh my god, is it? Is it? A
guy named Michael who called you? It is you? Guys
(21:41):
went bowling? Yeah, do you mind telling us a little
bit about your thoughts on Michael and maybe telling us
why you're ghosting? And he really said, he said he
enjoyed your date a lot. He had a lot of
nice things to say about you. He said, he thought
you had a great time, but you haven't called him
back in a month and a half and he just
wants to know why. Yeah. Um, I thought he would
(22:02):
kind of like get the hint um that I, you know,
wasn't interested in another date, but I guess not. Um.
He you know, he's a he's a pretty nice guy. Um.
And and that's why, like I took a chance, like
one out on a date with him, um. And we
went bowling, which like is a totally fine date, got
(22:23):
some drinks. Um. Yeah, he's a really good bowler. Yeah.
And he's he's good and like and that's totally fine
to have your hobbies and like be really good at something. Um.
But what I think kind of bothered me was that
he was like man splaining the whole time to me
on like proper form and all this. And I think, like,
(22:45):
I don't care if you're really good at something, but
if you're on a date, especially like a first date,
like don't be so obnoxious about it. Um. And you
know it's like it's like it's just a game, which
just on a date, it's not that serious. But he
took it like so serious clean. He wouldn't let me
like he would like stop me and be like no, no, no, no, no,
your flip's on the right place. I got like more
(23:08):
really competitive, and you know, like if he wasn't doing
as well as me for like one game, like I
don't like I'm bold a few times, but it's not
something that like I do. And so I was just
there like have fun, get to know him a little bit,
and he was getting kind of like you'd get like
kind of mad if you thought I was gonna like
get a point or something, just like really competitive. Okay,
(23:31):
Like I get that that's his thing, but I don't know.
It's just like you have to know when to chill
out on a date. Also, Like it was really weird
because like at one point he missed a spare and
he like turned around and he was like, too, Michael,
do I get a bell because he mid of whin.
(23:54):
I guess yeah, And he kept like apologizing to me
like I'm so sorry, like I did that, and I
was just like what, you know, it was it was
very It was super weird. Of so take the bowling
out of it then, like if you think about Michael
without you know, him being in a bowling alley and
the passion that he has behind bowling? Did you like him?
(24:18):
And you know? It was kind of hard to tell, honestly,
which is why I like didn't say, you know, I
didn't say, like, no, I try and let someone down
easy if I know, I don't want to go out
on a second date, so I just thought, like, maybe
I'll give it another chance. And then I've gone on
a few other dates and I don't know. I feel
like on the first date, no matter what you're doing,
(24:39):
you can kind of get a sense of the person,
and I just I don't see it going anywhere. It
sounds like you're saying you can take the boy out
of the bowling alley, but you can't take the bowling
alley out of the boy, right, Like, does he do
this for anything? He doesn't get right? Just kaind Of
yelled himself that could be entertaining. Only one way to
find out, There is one way to find no, I
(25:01):
don't know. The way we can find out is that
Michael is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. Oh my god, so sco So, Scooper, Michael, Michael, Hey,
We're okay. First, I'm so sorry, I don't understand. Please
someone man explain what man splaining means, because I was
(25:25):
just genuinely trying to help you out. Yeah, I understand
this is your thing, and like maybe it would have
gone better have you not gone bowling, But I think
you really wanted to, like show how good you were
at that. Um. I think you know. I think you're
a really nice guy. I just I just need someone
who can like read the situation, UM a little bit
(25:47):
more and chill out when needed. I think. But I
read them. I could read the bowling thing. They had
the instructions up there. I read them to you. I
could read. I don't think you Yeah, Michael, I think
you're a really nice guy. I just I think maybe
either you need to find someone who's more into bowling
or maybe just work on being a little less competitive
(26:13):
during a date. Kylie, it sounds like you've got good
advice from Michael, and I'm wondering if you'd like to
give that advice to him in person. Would you like
to go out on another date with Michael? Will pay
for it? Oh? Man, I mean I appreciate it, guys,
but I it's a no for me. Um. But what
if we listen, we won't go bowling. We won't go
(26:34):
going at least my three balls at home. Let's go,
We'll go play darts. No more bowling and play darts.
I'm very good at darts. So have you ever played cricket?
So cricket is a dart game where you gotta hit? Yeah? Um, okay,
you guys, if I mean it, if you needed an
example of man's planning, um, that's man splanning, I know
(26:55):
what cricket is. Checked. There we go, yeah, step yeah, Michael,
I just I don't think it's gonna work out, but
I wish you the best of luck. That's that's fine,
that's fine. Well you have a wonderful, wonderful life. Okay,
thank you so much. Stupid Oh oh, stupid Michael, Michel.
(27:24):
That them Okay, are you gonna be okay Michael? Oh
yeah no, I'm I'm I'm perfectly fine. Everything's great. Actually,
I have a date this evening with a lovely bartender
over at the bowling alley. So there you go. Sounds
(27:45):
like things are gonna are looking up for you. Yeah, definitely, yeah. Yeah.
Maybe she could tell me what this man's plaining thing is.
But yeah, I'm good. Thank you, so much, guys, for
your help. I don't don't don't need that. Uh what
noodle kylie? Anyway there anyway, The Jewels Show on demand
(28:07):
jewils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
the Jewel Show. You texted us at four one o
six one and said you had a dirty little secret,
so we're calling you back to ask you what your
dirty little secret is? Hi Marketing, what's up? Good morning. Wow,
(28:31):
I'm really surprised. We're just gonna go ahead and do
it right now. Yep, well if you can. Wow. No,
I've never even pick for anything like this before. This
is awesome. Put on the pot obviously right now. But okay, yeah,
all right, what's your dirty little, dirty little secret? Yes, yeah, absolutely,
that's you want I talk about something else, We're fine,
talk about whatever up to you. Really, no, I want
to talk about this. I gotta get it off my
(28:53):
chests a little bit here, especially about my boyfriend. Okay,
So my boyfriend is a quote unquote singer and he
loves what he does. And at first, like I really
loved that for him. But you know, after a little while,
I realized that he's pretty terrible. Um told even say
tone death really yeah, big time. I mean like nails
(29:16):
on a chalkboard. And I can't tell him this because
I know that it would crush him. But the truth is,
like he really does suck, and not only suck, like
his entire band sucks. It's actually pretty crazy. Really Okay, Well,
how do they get like gigs and stuff if they suck?
You know, I had no idea what it was ultimately
going to turn into it. I like, he got some
(29:36):
training and then he started like doing like coffee shop
gigs and things like that, which maybe he is destined
for that, but I don't know that he's been trying
to like play bars and stuff. Now, training he got
didn't help keep it up. You can play personally. I
just thought it was going to be a side project.
(29:57):
But then he ended up putting his day job for good.
Oh wow, Okay, you know they say in an entertainment
when you do things like that, don't quit your day job,
meaning keep grinding, make money so you can still live
and buy things so you can grind at what you
really want to do, and then when you finally start
to make a living at that, quit your day job.
Is he making a living off of his music yet?
(30:18):
I could not agree more with what you just said.
And no, but he's kind of delusional because he thinks
that like in a few years time or less, he's
gonna make it big. Okay, so what are you doing
at this point? Are you see making a living off
of you? Because I mean who's bringing in the Dallas? Yeah,
I mean he had a little bit of money save that,
as we all know, like that goes quick. It's I
(30:39):
don't know what the future near a future even it's
going to look like are you going to tell him eventually?
I feel like you would have to if you're gonna
have if you plan on having a healthy relationship, yeah,
with money. I don't know if I'm going to tell
him or if just like my laugh of I guess
enthusiasm will be a hint if that makes sense, Like,
I don't know what I'm going to have to do.
But how we're just yeah, I kind of don't talk
(31:00):
much about it with him, right, How would you have
that conversation, you know, to let him know that, because
do you think that you could be wrong about him?
Or are you like, no, trust me, you haven't seen him.
He's really that bad. He's really that Okay for you
guys if you want. Yeah, so how do you have
that conversation to be like, yeah, hey, you're singing that
(31:21):
you think is good is not very good at all,
And I don't think that you should pursue that as
a career. Or don't make it. Don't make it about
his singing or his talent or lack thereof. You make
it about the money he's bringing in since he quit
his job. Oh that's a good idea. So suggests like, hey,
like I need some help, but with the bills. You know,
(31:43):
maybe you get that day job again and you put
your energy into that instead of this or maybe the
exactly maybe like don't say you got to quit. You
could do both, but you got to try to get
the draw back or something along the line. Maybe you could.
Does he play an instrument? No, like you got some
band members for that. He's just vocals, and so his
(32:08):
band members obviously think that he's good. I don't know.
I mean, I haven't talked about it. I don't know
if we're all lyne to themselves, if you know, for
a while, I did wonder if it was just me,
But I did ask some friends, how did you ask, like,
as my boyfriend as horrible as I thank you is. Yeah, well,
(32:28):
good luck and thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Hopefully it works out for you somehow. We'll
send you some airplugs. Yeah, thank you. The Jewel Show
on demand. This new generation of workers, right, they are
realizing that two week notices are useless because a two
week notice is so a job can get prepared to
(32:49):
replace you, right, It's a respect thing. However, a job
can fire you at any point in time. Why would
you respect a company who doesn't even see you as
a person, They just see you as a replaceable as
that is from TikTok. There's a trend going vour right
now and a debate on TikTok where we get all
of our career advice from all of it. And that
(33:09):
if people are saying on TikTok that you should not
give two week notice to your job, now, Christian, what
do you think? I mean? I've just always heard that
you do it because you don't want it to come
back to bite you later in the butt. So, like,
you know, if you're ever like applying for a job
and maybe they want to hire you, and then they
do a little bit of reference check and then they
find out, you know what, he didn't even give us
the decency of a two week notice. Then that new
job that you want later on down the road might
(33:30):
not hire you. However, I feel like if you quit
a job, you're not going to put that job on
your reference. What It depends on what the situation is.
But I quit because the reference. But see, that's the thing.
You should use every job as a reference. What I'm
not gonna do is let all my skills and time
and effort be for nothing. Okay, so nah, we ain't
letting all that experience just go to absolutely not right now.
(33:53):
Eight eight eight three four three one to six one
eight eight eight three four three one to six one.
What is a funny way that you quit a job, Victoria?
What do you think should you give two weeks notice?
Or no? Yes, I haven't always done that, which I'm
not very proud of. It's not like the best thing
to do, because my dad has always told me, like
it's the respect thing, Like you do it that way.
They have two weeks to find someone else and you
can leave amicably. Yeah, Well, according to TikTok, that is
(34:14):
not the way to do it. Well, don't give them
two weeks because they'll just find someone else to replace you.
You know what I have always been scared of is
like when you go to put a notice in and
I'm scared they're spiteful, and it's like they're like, we're good,
today can be your last day, and it's like, no,
I actually need those other two weeks. I was joking,
I'm not like calls right now eight eight eight three
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
(34:35):
three one oh six one. That's the viral debate going
on TikTok right now saying should you or shouldn't you
give two weeks notice when leaving a job? Hey Dennis, yep,
how do you quit a job? So? Um? Prior to
m quitting, me and a couple of my coworkers mindful,
this was a terrible place to work at, very racist.
(34:55):
Oh right, before quitting, we decided to walk to the
local pub that maybe twenty five feet away from our
job drunk. Quitting sounds like a good idea, yeah, And
when we finally got caught, they had a big hole
meeting about us all. So I decided to get really
behind on a bunch of my orders before deciding to quit.
So they had to find a replacement with a bunch
(35:17):
of work. Yeah. See, that's the good part too. We're
talking about TikTok. There's a viral debate going on TikTok
right now where people say you shouldn't give two weeks
notice to your job because it's the logic is that's
just going to give them time to find your replacement,
except you're leaving. So it's fine unless you want them
to just remember you all the time and more than Yeah,
(35:38):
but whenever I've given two weeks notice, it's great because
you get paid for two weeks, and also you don't
have to do anything exactly. It's just like you come
in and you chill and you hang out and you're like,
it doesn't matter if I get my work done because
I've already quit. It's like the last week of school
before summer. Yeah, it's like you have to be there,
but nothing really matters. Yeah, hey, Robert, Yeah, what do
(36:00):
you think about the two week things? Should you give
two weeks notice? I no, because if you look at
the flip side, if they were to terminate you, they're
not gonna say, hey, we're terminating you in two weeks
right now, So why is that fair for the other
side the company to request two weeks notice before you Okay,
(36:20):
it's absolutely not fair. You're right, Robert coming in hot
with a good point to change my mind. Maybe wrong, right,
thanks for Robert calls up eight eight eight, three four
three one six one. Should you give two weeks notice?
TikTok is saying, don't give your job two weeks notice
anymore because that will just give them time to replace you.
But that was a very good point. They don't give
(36:42):
us two weeks notice if they fire us, right, yeah,
you can show up and they will call you in
and they're like, um, yeah, so you've been doing a
great job. But we've had some buzzer disses here, so
we've had to lay off everybody except for Bill. Bill's
gonna be doing everybody's job now, and Bills like this sucks.
I didn't get a raise. But they can just let
you go same day, no explanation, whatever. And they expect
us to give two weeks notice, and if we don't,
(37:03):
then they give us a bad reference. Or yeah, you
don't want to put them as a reference because you
think they're going to Hey, Katie, ye, should you give
two weeks notice? Or no. I think you just need
to get a job lined up before you leave, and
then you can leave. You can give two weeks notice
that you can just leave that day as long as
you have the other job. Yes, yeah, yeah, I like that. Yeah.
I mean that's a good way to do it too,
(37:24):
is make sure you don't have to use them as
a reference because you already have a new job. Yeah.
There was one time I have quit my job and
I did not put a two weeks notice. And I
used to work on face to face marketing for Save
the Children. I was saving children, I would tell myself.
But one day we were out there and there were
long days, eight hour days in the rain, trying to
get people to save the children, and sometimes they don't
want to. So on this day, I just reached my
(37:47):
point and I hit up my boss and I'm like, look,
he wasn't in the rain, I was. I was like,
look I am done. I am not doing this. I
didn't have a job lined up. So when I got
home that night, I'm like, oh the rents, dude, maram
So I hit my boss back up and I was like,
can I have my job back? I've never read it, um,
so yeah, anyway about the whole job thing. Um, yeah,
(38:08):
I kind of overreacted a little bit, so I'll be
there tomorrow. Yeah yeah. The Jewels Show on demand
Then Jubil Show on demand. Hi, last meal would be
pineapple on pizza. It's the text message we just got
in at four one o six one. That's a good
last meal. It is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's
the segment where we ask you the question that everybody's
talking about on the dot com today. And today's ridiculous
Internet question comes straight to us from the land of TikTok.
(00:24):
It is this, what would your death row meal be?
The last thing you will ever eat ever in this existence?
Call us eight at eight three four three one six one.
What would your death row meal be? Jennifer? Hello, Hello,
what would your what would your death row meal? Yeah?
I'm sorry, Hello, so I don't know. I don't know, Like, huh, yeah,
(00:50):
You're cool, Jennifer. This is real life right now. It's crazy.
Thank yourself. Yeah, it is. What would your last meal be?
If you're on death row? Mine would be spicy noodles
like the one that's on the whole TikTok challenge. Oh
oh really, okay, I haven't seen that challenge, So what's
the challenge? What noodles are they? Do? You know? I
want to say they're the Samuel I'm not too sure,
(01:12):
but they're just super Yeah, they're just super spicy. Okay,
so you would just have spicy noodles, which is fine
because spicy noodles could tear up your stomach, but who cares.
Next day, don't eat it? Call us up eighty eight
eight three four three one to six one. Today's ridiculous
Internet question is what would your death row meal be?
And there are a lot of people out there who
(01:33):
would eat McDonalds for the last meal. Texting one Victoria,
what would your death row meal be? Maybe like one
of those like Velvita, like mac and cheese cups, some pizza,
and like a little cheeseburger taco sound good too, she said,
a little bit of everything. She wants a sampler. Victoria
will go for the indigestion sampler. Yeah, before she's gonna
(01:54):
die like a cardiac arrest. We were going to give
her the electric chair, but she yesterday, she's just not
here anymore. So thanks for doing the job for us.
Call us eight three four three one six one. What
would your death row meal be? Bennett? I would have
a nice tall vanilla milkshake, some crispy French fries and
(02:16):
bacon cheeseburger, crispy bacon. I want the cheese, the lettuce,
the tomato, mayo, no ketchup. If you put ketchup on that,
I'm bringing you with me. Okay, I hate catchup, so okay. Yeah,
anything bad that you eat and then the next day
you regret it. I feel like that's what everybody would
choose for their last meal. I never regret eating a cheeseburger. Never.
I would never say that. Call us eight eight three
(02:38):
four three one six one, texting four one oh six one.
What would your death row meal be? D a hi?
So mine would be twenty Street tacos, like you know,
the kind you get from the taco truck. Yeah, like
fried halletino and the onion and all that. If you're
gonna be on death row and you're gonna eat your
last meal, you want to feel like you want to
(03:00):
die after it, you know what I mean? Like when
you eat twenty Street taco us that you're just like,
oh my god, what I wish I was not here
right now. That's how you want to feel. I would think, yeah,
thank you. Call us up eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. What would your death row
meal be Melissa, Yes, what would your death row meal be?
You got to be crazy to be hungry right before
(03:21):
you die. I wouldn't be able to eat. Oh oh yeah,
that's true too. You think about that if you were
on death row. I would think that'd be a kind
of a stressful situation, you know the outcome. So maybe
not that stress because a lot of stress comes from
anxiety of not knowing, you know, what's gonna go on. So,
but you're thinking about that, I mean I might not.
I might not one thing. Yeah, so you have nothing,
(03:43):
absolutely not. I'd be a mess. If you are hungry
right before you die, then maybe you deserve whatever. That's
how you really feel. Like, Yeah, I see what you're saying.
That's also hilarious. Thank you. Melissa calls up eight eight
three four three one six one eight eight eight three
(04:05):
four three one oh six one. What would your death
row meal be? Christian Grace? Now, my last meal would
have to I would if I was on death row. Um,
I wouldn't want to put my parents through this, but
I would need my mom there for my last meal
because she's the only one that can make it. My
Mom's baked beans. I think about them every day. On
a daily basis. They're my favorite food in the entire world.
(04:25):
All my friends growing up like still talk about them
because my mom made them all the time, like got
birthday parties and cook outs and things like that. So
absolutely I would take off pan. I'm talking like, what's
those sized pans like a caldron. Yeah, to the face.
You've talked about your mom's big beans a lot, Christian,
I want your mom's baked beans too. I never sounds dirty.
That sounds dirty to say that, but I really mean
(04:46):
baked beans when it's say big beans. She listens to
us every morning, So Mom, when you're listening to this, um,
find out a way to freeze and ship some and
we'll make it. Calls up eighty eight three four, three
one six one, Hey, Jay, what would your last meal be?
My last meal would be a bag of unpop popcorn feeds, unpopped, unpopped.
That way, if I get the electature, everyone gets a
show that Jay, I'm switching my last meal to that.
(05:13):
That's awesome. They're just like, well, how do we know
when he's done? It's when there's three seconds between Jay popping,
you know when he's done. Thanks man, The Jewil show
on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day Mornings on
the twenties. Hi, this is Detective Peter North calling from
(05:38):
the police department. I was looking for a Devin. This
is he, Devin High. I need to speak with you
about something that recently came to our attention. Okay. I
want to let you know that as of right now,
you are not in trouble. You're not being accused of anything,
but we may need you as a witness for the
(05:59):
state at some point. What is it in regards to well,
it's in regards to man. These conversations are never easy.
You started subscribing to Meal Service, correct? Yes, yes they did.
And how long have you been subscribing to that meal service?
(06:22):
It's been about three weeks? Been about three weeks? Okay.
I'm assuming that you've already cooked and consumed some of
the products that they've sent you. Yes, Ah, How is
that relevant? Do you currently have any of them left
in your refrigerator right now? Uh? No? I think I
(06:43):
ate the last one yesterday. All right? And how are
you feeling relatively normal? Why should I feel bad or
or stick or anything? It's the food bad? H You
know what, Devin? I will go ahead and say it,
because I think you should know the food that you've
been preparing and cooking and eating from the food delivery
(07:06):
service is not necessarily as advertised. Okay, So if it's not,
because I ordered the beef and I've ordered the chicken,
that's so far what I've gotten. So if it's not
beef for chicken, what is it? Like? We do know beef. Um,
we do know the beef came from someone named Chad. Wow.
(07:27):
Oh so so it's a person the food. The food
came from a person. Is that what you're saying that
I've been eating, I've been eating a human body. There's
a high possibility that you have had some of Chad. Yes. Oh,
oh my god, I'm sorry to break the news to you.
(07:47):
Oh my god. Wow. Okay, we're still trying to track
down We're still trying to track down the name of
the chicken. The only thing that we know so far
is the beef was chat. This is just unbelievable. Actually, Devin,
I want to ask you a favorite now that I've
got you on the phone, because we want to bring
this company down and the maniacs behind this whole thing.
(08:09):
And I'm wondering if you'll be willing to do a
little work for us. Yeah absolutely. You said you wanted
me to be a witness in a court case. Yea, yeah,
whatever is needed. Absolutely. They don't know fully that we
are onto them yet. So what I would like to
ask you to do is if you'll sort of do
a little undercover work for us and work with us
(08:31):
and order a few more of those meals. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
I'll order more and then I'll bring him straight for
you guys. Well, well, we don't need you to bring
them straight us. Why I need you to do is
order some more of the meals that the beef that
you were talking about, which we now know as Chad,
and I would like you to order a few more
and then also consume those and let me know if
it tastes the same, and then we'll need the stool
(08:53):
samples from that. Excuse me, what so you want me
to You want me to eat more of the beef
considering that it possibly be chat. Yes, at least four
more meals please, it would really help us seal the
deal and bring them to justice. I'm just asking you
to a little bit more chat, That's all I'm asking. Uh. Oh,
(09:15):
you want me to eat more, chat a little bit more. Oh,
I don't know. I think I'm gonna be sick. Oh nah, Okay, well,
then at this point I'll let you know that this
is not an officer of the law at all, and
that your sister set you up for a phone prank,
and that this is actually Jewel from Jewil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your sister carry set
you up. Got you. She said that you've been talking
(09:40):
about this new meal service that you signed up for her,
and she wanted to mess with you. No, are you
gonna let us have a chat? Yeah? Share the goodness?
Thank god, I'm not eating some dude named Chad for
everybody the Jewels Show on demand fishing. Since you're not
(10:01):
feeling well today and you might have to run to
the bathroom in any second, don't you give us the countdown?
Stop at number two though? Okay? Five? Four, three, two?
Do you have to go to the bathroom? No? Not yet? Okay,
but great count abd al Right. This is the j
and the Jewil News Network for Wednesday, January eighteenth, twenty
twenty three. This is the JNN where we give you
(10:22):
the news without all those messy facts I'm jewl fresh.
And if you're in a bad mood this morning, congrats,
you're about to be super productive. A new study has
found that people in bad moods actually perform detail oriented
tasks better than people who are happy. Wow. Yeah, People
in negative moods, angry, or sad were more careful and
analytical than people in a positive mood, according to this study.
(10:44):
So normally people don't think you shouldn't be in a
bad mood, but I guess if you're going to work today, hey,
it's fine to be in a bad mood. So if
your boss is like, hey, everybody's saying how you're in
a bad mood, you know you need to perk it up. Buttercup,
if you have a boss that says that, sorry about that.
But if they do, then go, no, I'm actually being
very productive today. That's why I'm in a bad mood.
Get out of my face before I slap you. But
they say when people in the stidy, when in a
(11:04):
negative mood, they were more careful and they scrutinized details
that were actually in front of them because you know
it as when you're a negative mood and you're like yeah, right,
no way, and they were more careful. If you were
in a happy mood, you just kind of went through
the motions. I'm always kind of in a happy mood,
so that's why I forget things all the time, and
I'm late from work all the time. And am I productive?
Not really? But you're happy, yeah, exactly. This is the
(11:27):
Jane and the Jubil News Network. This edition of Jane
and is sponsored by the National Hey get that air
pot out of your ear while you're on the clock foundation,
reminding you pay attention for our next start. That sending
it would have been Hey, it's been in. Most doggy
parents have wondered what and if their pet dogs are dreaming,
especially because when they sleep they do where things like
bark or they'll like run out of nowhere. So there's
(11:48):
a new study that found that dogs sleeping patterns are
very similar to humans. They actually go into r EM,
which is like rabid eye movement. Yeah, that's when you
dream that thing. Yeah, most doggies do that. Well. They
found out that dogs undertake breed specific activity dog impacts
how often they dream. Smaller dogs they don't dream as much,
but when they do their longer and large dogs they
(12:09):
have less streams but shorter. Oh interesting, So next time
your dog does that weird thing in their sleep yep,
they're doing whatever you think they're doing. Right, I'm gonna
be like you go get that tree out of go
get it, get that squirrel and the Jewel News Network
news from the newsiest group in Newstuchy. Or let's sit
it on over a Christian grace. I'm a location in
(12:31):
Maryland where a former education employee is under fire for
sharing a bit too much of themselves with the student
body of doctor Henry A. Wise Junior High School. Okay.
According to The New York Post, the high school had
to issue an apology last week after a staff member
who is later confirmed to be a teacher, accidentally sent
an email containing sexually explicit photos of themselves to the
entire student body, including school official and the apology administrators
(12:54):
asked to all students, as responsible online citizens, not share
the photos by social media or other method, and said, yeah,
they're gonna have to look into it and determined if
charges are going to be filed. I'm not sure if
they're going to be, but let this be a lesson.
Don't be sending nudes on your work device, said have
you guys ever sent a nude accidentally to somebody they
didn't mean to knocking on any type of world and
find him here, because that would be more toifying. Yeah,
(13:15):
I definitely have yeah on Snapchat, which is sketchy, like
I always say, but sometimes I just be like this person,
this person, this person, just checking them off, and then
I send it and get the response back and I'm like, oh,
I really like, I mean, everybody's getting exactly accidentally went
(13:36):
to my mom on accident. I was like, yeah, this
was a long time ago, but I don't remember who.
I think the name that I was sending it too
started with M and then my phone said mom, and
then I sent it and then I look back at
my phone. I was like, oh my god, she say nothing.
But then I texted back and I said, um, obviously
that wasn't for you. I followed that up with but
(13:58):
it's nice to see. It'll always be your little boy. Right. Well,
I talked about it is all good. I tried to
make a joke and oh gosh, text in four one
h six one tell us a story about the time
you accidentally said a new to somebody said only send
it to us, alright, air drop is on right now.
Send it in. Oh my gosh, So we shouldn't say
(14:20):
that you No, we're about to get peppered. Hey, if
you're listening to the show right now and you just
want to be a weirdo, set up a fake Gmail
and just Christian texts. I'm actually wording Victoria already been
getting some creepy messages from listeners anyway, And like when
I was having this conversation, I wanted you to not
look at your dans for the next thing. This is
(14:41):
the J and N, the Jewil News Network. Listen to
the J and N this same time every single weekend morning.
And congrats, suckers, you've just got news again. Where you
can follow the show on social media at the Jewils Show. Oh,
I shouldn't give our acts right now, ye all individually,
I'm at Jewel Fresh and I'm not checking m M.
(15:03):
I'm at BENNI knows dms are wide open. I'm also
at Vimiero, then Jubil Show on Demand First Day Up.
Michael is on the phone today for a first Date
follow up, and he's being ghosted by a woman named Kylie.
We'll see if we can get to the bottom of
why Michaels getting ghosted in just a second. But before
(15:24):
we get into your date, Michael and ask you questions
about that, why don't you tell us how long it's
been since your date with Kylie. Well it's been about
a month and a half. Whoa, Okay, so that's a
long ghost Yeah. How many times have you heard from
her in that month and a half at all? It
was a quick like I'm just a bit busy, I'll
be right back. Okay, So she said you'll be right back.
(15:46):
When then she never came back? Yeah, very much. All right,
that sucks. We'll tell us tell us about your date
with Kylie. Then, what what did you guys do? We
went out for drinks and went bowling. Okay, so yeah,
I mean that's a fun date. Did it seem like
she was into it? Yeah? I mean she was. We
had I mean, we had a great time. First off,
(16:07):
She's just dropped at gorgeous, Like, holy cow, just wonderful person, gorgeous,
just smile. That lit up the whole room. Man, it
was a lot of fun. I just I really enjoyed
her company. You know, I taught her how to bowl. Um.
She she she's bold before, but like I'm I've done
(16:29):
it for since I was a little kid. I used
a bowl and leagues and stuff like that. It's like
my dad used a bowl growing up, like the whole
you know, pretty much like my dad was like a
Al Bundy sort of guy. Right, you own your own ball.
I do what? Legit? Yeah, you are legit. How did
(16:51):
the date end with her? Did she seem like she
liked the date? Did anything happen that was awkward? Maybe
because I was so much better and pulling. I mean,
it's a little okay. I couldn't like pull back when
I bowled, Like I just kind of like bowled it
and had fun with it the way I normally do.
And I'm kind of good. I'm not amazing, but I
(17:14):
was quite a bit better than she was, and I
was a bit worried that maybe, um, maybe I was
showing off a bit and maybe that kind of put
her off. And I didn't really kind of intend to.
I kind of wanted to show her that I was
good at something, but at the same time like trying
to reel it in. But I don't know, Hey, it's
(17:35):
been it. I can't help but to think not only
were you like really good, but were you kind of
like kind of forcing your skill upon her, like, Hey,
this is how you should do it, this is the
right way to throw the ball. You should use this ball,
because if you were doing a little too much, that
might be the reason she's not calling you back. Yeah,
it felt like you're trying to like correct her way
(17:56):
rather than just trying to have a good time, you know.
I mean I didn't. I didn't feel like I was
doing that. I thought it was more of a conversational
flirtation sort of thing with bowling, and it was I
didn't feel that she felt that way. Does that make sense? Okay,
(18:18):
maybe I'm just maybe I'm just completely and utterly naive,
But I really thought, like, I mean, this girl was
really amazing and I was, like I was honestly, I
was enamored. So I was just really trying to do
anything I could to make it to impress her. You know,
did she did you get a kiss at the end
of the day? How did think? How did you leave
things with her? We didn't kiss or anything like that,
(18:38):
Like just it was a good first. I didn't push
for like a kiss or anything like that. I just
we ended the day and as casually as it was,
and like I didn't kind of want to overstep those boundaries,
and like, does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. Okay,
So I was trying to feel I was trying to
feel out the end of the date, and I didn't
(19:00):
kind of it just ended casually and very nicely. So
why do you think she's ghosting you? Do you have?
There's got to be something that you thought of. I
genuinely I think it's weak because I was better than
her bowling. Okay, yeah, I mean when you if you're
that good, if you got three different balls, all the weights, like,
it's like, I you know, that's intimidating. Yeah, dating a
(19:22):
guy with three Yeah, she struggled, you know. I mean
she was like, so I helped her out. I helped
her out the best I could, you know, And well,
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then okay, we'll play a song, come back, and then
call her and get your first day follow up next.
I think for the rest of it, I'm going to
call you three ball mic. So that's uncomfortable. But okay,
(19:43):
why because right in the middle of your first day followup,
you were just joining us. Why do I want to
call Michael three ball Mic, because he's got three bowling
balls for all the different things that he can do
while he bowls. Because Michael's a good bowler. That's why
if you thought anything else, you are you get your
mind out of the gutter. Michael's on the phone. He's
(20:03):
not getting a call back from Kylie. It's been about
a month and a half. He has he heard like
a little bit from her. She said she'll be you know,
I'm busy, I'll be right back. But then never came back,
and Michael hasn't heard from her. And he really liked her.
They went bowling and he said that they had a
great time, looked like she was into it. Michael thinks
that she might not be calling back because Michael, he's
got bowling in his DNA's. He comes from a line
(20:24):
of good bowlers. He's a good bowler, such a good bowler.
Heels three bowling balls. He's got him weighted in different ways.
So like Michael just kills it at bowling. After their date,
it's he said it ended nicely. She seemed like she
had a good time. But now she's in the wind
and he has not heard from her at all. He
wants to know why. So we're about to call her
and see if we can figure out why Kylie is
ghosting Michael. Here we go. Hello, We're looking for Kylie. Yeah,
(20:58):
this Kylie, Kylie? How are you? This is Jewel from
a radio show called The Jewel Show. And I'm Victoria
from the same radio show. I'm Benny. I'm Christian Grace.
Now what's up? Not much. We're calling you today because
one of our listeners actually emailed us about you and
wanted us to call you. Oh man, about what we
(21:20):
do a segment called the first Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and ended up end up ghosting them, that person can
email us and ask us to get you on the
phone and ask why. So, we got an email about
you from a guy that you ghosted, that you went
out with. Oh my god, is it? Is it? A
guy named Michael who called you? It is you? Guys
(21:41):
went bowling? Yeah, do you mind telling us a little
bit about your thoughts on Michael and maybe telling us
why you're ghosting? And he really said, he said he
enjoyed your date a lot. He had a lot of
nice things to say about you. He said, he thought
you had a great time, but you haven't called him
back in a month and a half and he just
wants to know why. Yeah. Um, I thought he would
(22:02):
kind of like get the hint um that I, you know,
wasn't interested in another date, but I guess not. Um.
He you know, he's a he's a pretty nice guy. Um.
And and that's why, like I took a chance, like
one out on a date with him, um. And we
went bowling, which like is a totally fine date, got
(22:23):
some drinks. Um. Yeah, he's a really good bowler. Yeah.
And he's he's good and like and that's totally fine
to have your hobbies and like be really good at something. Um.
But what I think kind of bothered me was that
he was like man splaining the whole time to me
on like proper form and all this. And I think, like,
(22:45):
I don't care if you're really good at something, but
if you're on a date, especially like a first date,
like don't be so obnoxious about it. Um. And you
know it's like it's like it's just a game, which
just on a date, it's not that serious. But he
took it like so serious clean. He wouldn't let me
like he would like stop me and be like no, no, no, no, no,
your flip's on the right place. I got like more
(23:08):
really competitive, and you know, like if he wasn't doing
as well as me for like one game, like I
don't like I'm bold a few times, but it's not
something that like I do. And so I was just
there like have fun, get to know him a little bit,
and he was getting kind of like you'd get like
kind of mad if you thought I was gonna like
get a point or something, just like really competitive. Okay,
(23:31):
Like I get that that's his thing, but I don't know.
It's just like you have to know when to chill
out on a date. Also, Like it was really weird
because like at one point he missed a spare and
he like turned around and he was like, too, Michael,
do I get a bell because he mid of whin.
(23:54):
I guess yeah, And he kept like apologizing to me
like I'm so sorry, like I did that, and I
was just like what, you know, it was it was
very It was super weird. Of so take the bowling
out of it then, like if you think about Michael
without you know, him being in a bowling alley and
the passion that he has behind bowling? Did you like him?
(24:18):
And you know? It was kind of hard to tell, honestly,
which is why I like didn't say, you know, I
didn't say, like, no, I try and let someone down
easy if I know, I don't want to go out
on a second date, so I just thought, like, maybe
I'll give it another chance. And then I've gone on
a few other dates and I don't know. I feel
like on the first date, no matter what you're doing,
(24:39):
you can kind of get a sense of the person,
and I just I don't see it going anywhere. It
sounds like you're saying you can take the boy out
of the bowling alley, but you can't take the bowling
alley out of the boy, right, Like, does he do
this for anything? He doesn't get right? Just kaind Of
yelled himself that could be entertaining. Only one way to
find out, There is one way to find no, I
(25:01):
don't know. The way we can find out is that
Michael is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. Oh my god, so sco So, Scooper, Michael, Michael, Hey,
We're okay. First, I'm so sorry, I don't understand. Please
someone man explain what man splaining means, because I was
(25:25):
just genuinely trying to help you out. Yeah, I understand
this is your thing, and like maybe it would have
gone better have you not gone bowling, But I think
you really wanted to, like show how good you were
at that. Um. I think you know. I think you're
a really nice guy. I just I just need someone
who can like read the situation, UM a little bit
(25:47):
more and chill out when needed. I think. But I
read them. I could read the bowling thing. They had
the instructions up there. I read them to you. I
could read. I don't think you Yeah, Michael, I think
you're a really nice guy. I just I think maybe
either you need to find someone who's more into bowling
or maybe just work on being a little less competitive
(26:13):
during a date. Kylie, it sounds like you've got good
advice from Michael, and I'm wondering if you'd like to
give that advice to him in person. Would you like
to go out on another date with Michael? Will pay
for it? Oh? Man, I mean I appreciate it, guys,
but I it's a no for me. Um. But what
if we listen, we won't go bowling. We won't go
(26:34):
going at least my three balls at home. Let's go,
We'll go play darts. No more bowling and play darts.
I'm very good at darts. So have you ever played cricket?
So cricket is a dart game where you gotta hit? Yeah? Um, okay,
you guys, if I mean it, if you needed an
example of man's planning, um, that's man splanning, I know
(26:55):
what cricket is. Checked. There we go, yeah, step yeah, Michael,
I just I don't think it's gonna work out, but
I wish you the best of luck. That's that's fine,
that's fine. Well you have a wonderful, wonderful life. Okay,
thank you so much. Stupid Oh oh, stupid Michael, Michel.
(27:24):
That them Okay, are you gonna be okay Michael? Oh
yeah no, I'm I'm I'm perfectly fine. Everything's great. Actually,
I have a date this evening with a lovely bartender
over at the bowling alley. So there you go. Sounds
(27:45):
like things are gonna are looking up for you. Yeah, definitely, yeah. Yeah.
Maybe she could tell me what this man's plaining thing is.
But yeah, I'm good. Thank you, so much, guys, for
your help. I don't don't don't need that. Uh what
noodle kylie? Anyway there anyway, The Jewels Show on demand
(28:07):
jewils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
the Jewel Show. You texted us at four one o
six one and said you had a dirty little secret,
so we're calling you back to ask you what your
dirty little secret is? Hi Marketing, what's up? Good morning. Wow,
(28:31):
I'm really surprised. We're just gonna go ahead and do
it right now. Yep, well if you can. Wow. No,
I've never even pick for anything like this before. This
is awesome. Put on the pot obviously right now. But okay, yeah,
all right, what's your dirty little, dirty little secret? Yes, yeah, absolutely,
that's you want I talk about something else, We're fine,
talk about whatever up to you. Really, no, I want
to talk about this. I gotta get it off my
(28:53):
chests a little bit here, especially about my boyfriend. Okay,
So my boyfriend is a quote unquote singer and he
loves what he does. And at first, like I really
loved that for him. But you know, after a little while,
I realized that he's pretty terrible. Um told even say
tone death really yeah, big time. I mean like nails
(29:16):
on a chalkboard. And I can't tell him this because
I know that it would crush him. But the truth is,
like he really does suck, and not only suck, like
his entire band sucks. It's actually pretty crazy. Really Okay, Well,
how do they get like gigs and stuff if they suck?
You know, I had no idea what it was ultimately
going to turn into it. I like, he got some
(29:36):
training and then he started like doing like coffee shop
gigs and things like that, which maybe he is destined
for that, but I don't know that he's been trying
to like play bars and stuff. Now, training he got
didn't help keep it up. You can play personally. I
just thought it was going to be a side project.
(29:57):
But then he ended up putting his day job for good.
Oh wow, Okay, you know they say in an entertainment
when you do things like that, don't quit your day job,
meaning keep grinding, make money so you can still live
and buy things so you can grind at what you
really want to do, and then when you finally start
to make a living at that, quit your day job.
Is he making a living off of his music yet?
(30:18):
I could not agree more with what you just said.
And no, but he's kind of delusional because he thinks
that like in a few years time or less, he's
gonna make it big. Okay, so what are you doing
at this point? Are you see making a living off
of you? Because I mean who's bringing in the Dallas? Yeah,
I mean he had a little bit of money save that,
as we all know, like that goes quick. It's I
(30:39):
don't know what the future near a future even it's
going to look like are you going to tell him eventually?
I feel like you would have to if you're gonna
have if you plan on having a healthy relationship, yeah,
with money. I don't know if I'm going to tell
him or if just like my laugh of I guess
enthusiasm will be a hint if that makes sense, Like,
I don't know what I'm going to have to do.
But how we're just yeah, I kind of don't talk
(31:00):
much about it with him, right, How would you have
that conversation, you know, to let him know that, because
do you think that you could be wrong about him?
Or are you like, no, trust me, you haven't seen him.
He's really that bad. He's really that Okay for you
guys if you want. Yeah, so how do you have
that conversation to be like, yeah, hey, you're singing that
(31:21):
you think is good is not very good at all,
And I don't think that you should pursue that as
a career. Or don't make it. Don't make it about
his singing or his talent or lack thereof. You make
it about the money he's bringing in since he quit
his job. Oh that's a good idea. So suggests like, hey,
like I need some help, but with the bills. You know,
(31:43):
maybe you get that day job again and you put
your energy into that instead of this or maybe the
exactly maybe like don't say you got to quit. You
could do both, but you got to try to get
the draw back or something along the line. Maybe you could.
Does he play an instrument? No, like you got some
band members for that. He's just vocals, and so his
(32:08):
band members obviously think that he's good. I don't know.
I mean, I haven't talked about it. I don't know
if we're all lyne to themselves, if you know, for
a while, I did wonder if it was just me,
But I did ask some friends, how did you ask, like,
as my boyfriend as horrible as I thank you is. Yeah, well,
(32:28):
good luck and thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Hopefully it works out for you somehow. We'll
send you some airplugs. Yeah, thank you. The Jewel Show
on demand. This new generation of workers, right, they are
realizing that two week notices are useless because a two
week notice is so a job can get prepared to
(32:49):
replace you, right, It's a respect thing. However, a job
can fire you at any point in time. Why would
you respect a company who doesn't even see you as
a person, They just see you as a replaceable as
that is from TikTok. There's a trend going vour right
now and a debate on TikTok where we get all
of our career advice from all of it. And that
(33:09):
if people are saying on TikTok that you should not
give two week notice to your job, now, Christian, what
do you think? I mean? I've just always heard that
you do it because you don't want it to come
back to bite you later in the butt. So, like,
you know, if you're ever like applying for a job
and maybe they want to hire you, and then they
do a little bit of reference check and then they
find out, you know what, he didn't even give us
the decency of a two week notice. Then that new
job that you want later on down the road might
(33:30):
not hire you. However, I feel like if you quit
a job, you're not going to put that job on
your reference. What It depends on what the situation is.
But I quit because the reference. But see, that's the thing.
You should use every job as a reference. What I'm
not gonna do is let all my skills and time
and effort be for nothing. Okay, so nah, we ain't
letting all that experience just go to absolutely not right now.
(33:53):
Eight eight eight three four three one to six one
eight eight eight three four three one to six one.
What is a funny way that you quit a job, Victoria?
What do you think should you give two weeks notice?
Or no? Yes, I haven't always done that, which I'm
not very proud of. It's not like the best thing
to do, because my dad has always told me, like
it's the respect thing, Like you do it that way.
They have two weeks to find someone else and you
can leave amicably. Yeah, Well, according to TikTok, that is
(34:14):
not the way to do it. Well, don't give them
two weeks because they'll just find someone else to replace you.
You know what I have always been scared of is
like when you go to put a notice in and
I'm scared they're spiteful, and it's like they're like, we're good,
today can be your last day, and it's like, no,
I actually need those other two weeks. I was joking,
I'm not like calls right now eight eight eight three
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
(34:35):
three one oh six one. That's the viral debate going
on TikTok right now saying should you or shouldn't you
give two weeks notice when leaving a job? Hey Dennis, yep,
how do you quit a job? So? Um? Prior to
m quitting, me and a couple of my coworkers mindful,
this was a terrible place to work at, very racist.
(34:55):
Oh right, before quitting, we decided to walk to the
local pub that maybe twenty five feet away from our
job drunk. Quitting sounds like a good idea, yeah, And
when we finally got caught, they had a big hole
meeting about us all. So I decided to get really
behind on a bunch of my orders before deciding to quit.
So they had to find a replacement with a bunch
(35:17):
of work. Yeah. See, that's the good part too. We're
talking about TikTok. There's a viral debate going on TikTok
right now where people say you shouldn't give two weeks
notice to your job because it's the logic is that's
just going to give them time to find your replacement,
except you're leaving. So it's fine unless you want them
to just remember you all the time and more than Yeah,
(35:38):
but whenever I've given two weeks notice, it's great because
you get paid for two weeks, and also you don't
have to do anything exactly. It's just like you come
in and you chill and you hang out and you're like,
it doesn't matter if I get my work done because
I've already quit. It's like the last week of school
before summer. Yeah, it's like you have to be there,
but nothing really matters. Yeah, hey, Robert, Yeah, what do
(36:00):
you think about the two week things? Should you give
two weeks notice? I no, because if you look at
the flip side, if they were to terminate you, they're
not gonna say, hey, we're terminating you in two weeks
right now, So why is that fair for the other
side the company to request two weeks notice before you Okay,
(36:20):
it's absolutely not fair. You're right, Robert coming in hot
with a good point to change my mind. Maybe wrong, right,
thanks for Robert calls up eight eight eight, three four
three one six one. Should you give two weeks notice?
TikTok is saying, don't give your job two weeks notice
anymore because that will just give them time to replace you.
But that was a very good point. They don't give
(36:42):
us two weeks notice if they fire us, right, yeah,
you can show up and they will call you in
and they're like, um, yeah, so you've been doing a
great job. But we've had some buzzer disses here, so
we've had to lay off everybody except for Bill. Bill's
gonna be doing everybody's job now, and Bills like this sucks.
I didn't get a raise. But they can just let
you go same day, no explanation, whatever. And they expect
us to give two weeks notice, and if we don't,
(37:03):
then they give us a bad reference. Or yeah, you
don't want to put them as a reference because you
think they're going to Hey, Katie, ye, should you give
two weeks notice? Or no. I think you just need
to get a job lined up before you leave, and
then you can leave. You can give two weeks notice
that you can just leave that day as long as
you have the other job. Yes, yeah, yeah, I like that. Yeah.
I mean that's a good way to do it too,
(37:24):
is make sure you don't have to use them as
a reference because you already have a new job. Yeah.
There was one time I have quit my job and
I did not put a two weeks notice. And I
used to work on face to face marketing for Save
the Children. I was saving children, I would tell myself.
But one day we were out there and there were
long days, eight hour days in the rain, trying to
get people to save the children, and sometimes they don't
want to. So on this day, I just reached my
(37:47):
point and I hit up my boss and I'm like, look,
he wasn't in the rain, I was. I was like,
look I am done. I am not doing this. I
didn't have a job lined up. So when I got
home that night, I'm like, oh the rents, dude, maram
So I hit my boss back up and I was like,
can I have my job back? I've never read it, um,
so yeah, anyway about the whole job thing. Um, yeah,
(38:08):
I kind of overreacted a little bit, so I'll be
there tomorrow. Yeah yeah. The Jewels Show on demand
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