October 7, 2022 • 33 mins
The Jubal Show ends the week with the first things they did on the internet, Sara is on the phone for this Phone Prank to prank her ex-boyfriend, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on why Alec Baldwin is in the news again in todays Jubal News Network, one listener is on the phone and is not getting a call back from the person he went on a date with in this First Date Follow Up and it may be because of a third person who showed up to that date, in today's Dirty Little Secret there is a listener on the phone to tell you a hack on how to get out of any obligation, and the CDC just made an announcement that you are going to want to hear!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebile Show on demand. It is time for the
world's most famous and most exciting new game show, Ridiculous
Internet Questions. Hi everybody, I'm Tom Foopa and today's Ridiculous
Internet question is a barn burner. Yeah, it's the thing
that everybody's talking about on the dot com today. Call
us up eighty eight three four three one oh six one,
(00:20):
text in four one oh six one, and you can
be a contestant on today's Ridiculous Internet Questions. Let's get
right to it. What is the first thing that you
did on the Internet. What is the first thing that
you did on the Internet. I'll call us up eighty
eight three four three one oh six one, text in
four one oh six one. Christian I was obsessed with
(00:43):
going on artist websites and looking up their tours and
seeing where they were all going. So I remember my
dad would come in and there would literally be like
twenty five open tabs, everything from lee Enne Ballmack to
Backstreet Boys, and be like, can we go see the her?
Can we go to Sam? And he was like, no
to all the above. When did you first use the internet?
Do you know? I probably like eight or nine. Was
it still dial up at that time. Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(01:05):
Like I would be on the Internet and someone would
be like trying to call the house, and it would
like be on the phone. In my mind, it would
be so frustrating for anybody out there who doesn't remember
dial up. Oh man, back in the day, when you
wanted to use the Internet, it was retached to your phone,
lining Yes, people have phones in their houses, crazy right,
Oh my god. And literally you'd hit whatever you wanted.
(01:27):
You'd have to go and go, okay, take me to
the Internet, and it would be like forty five minutes
of your computer going and you'd go to a page
and it would load piece by piece by piece by piece.
So if you were going to look at anything, you
would have to wait twenty minutes sometimes for one web
page to load, and you knew you had to click
(01:49):
to another page after that. So you were like, I
can't go anywhere for a week and a half because
I want to look up something on the internet. Eight
to eight three four three one six one text in
four one o six one. What is the first thing
that you did on the Internet, Alex, I don't remember
anything before ao well, and the chat rooms and also
(02:11):
lime wire oh yes, row back. Yeah. For all the
kids out there who don't know what lime Wire was.
Why back in the day, you didn't have Apple Music
or any of the other services that you pay a
fee for and you get your music for free and
it's very easy. You couldn't get it legally, I should say,
basically you had to either go to Napster. Then they
had lime Wire because they took Napster down. Christian do
(02:34):
you remember them like cracking down on people that were
like downloading illegal music and I would live in fear.
Oh my god, They're gonna bust down my parents front day. Yeah,
the ten year old in the back of the house. Literally,
the FBI scared the entire country saying that we're gonna
bust down your door. If you use Napster to download
one song, you're going to jail. And everybody that I
(02:55):
knew was so stressed out cause eight at eight three
four three one six one that text in one six one,
what is the first thing that you did on the internet?
Hey Sarah, Hey, good morning, good morning. How are you.
What's the first thing that you did on the Internet?
And I was finally allowed to use the internet. Um,
I went on YouTube and watched the video Chocolate Rain chocolate.
(03:18):
Oh yeah, the chocolate rain guy. You guys on the
chocolate No, it was a guy that it was like
one of the first viral videos. I feel like I
think I have the chocolate rain guy. So this is
chocolate rain dude. This is the video. It's just him
on a keyboard and shot really poorly because it's back
when YouTube was first starting. But and he doesn't look
like he should have just like dry. This is gonna
(03:44):
be starting my head. Yeah, it did a secon. This
video went so viral. But he's series like twelve or
thirteen in this video. It's like a little chocolate rains.
You want to where it? Call us up y eight
three four three one six one text in four one
six one Hey Matthew, thank hey man. What is the
(04:05):
first thing you remember doing on the internet? First? The
first thing I remember doing on the internet. This was
back in nineteen ninety nine. I was in the fifth
grade and a man came to our school. Us there
were a class called computer Lab where they taught kids
how to use the computer as well as the Internet,
and a man I remember a list of search engines
for all of us kids to go through and pick
(04:26):
the best one. There was twenty of them on there.
I remember there was one called Happy Poppy and one
other called ask Jeeves. That was the original Google, it was.
It was like nine or ten on the list was Google.
For a week, we all all of us students went
through the search engines and told them which one we
thought was the best. A few years later, of course
Google is as big as it is now. Thank you
(04:47):
cause I madeaday three four three one six one. Text
in four one to six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions.
Today's ridiculous internet question is what's the first thing you
did on the Internet? And somebody texted in at four
on to six one and said, the first thing they
did on the Internet was watched the adult film that
launched Sylvester Stallone's careerre I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone down.
Sylvester Stallone actually went from adult movies to rocky Yeah.
(05:11):
The only thing that guy has ever done in film
is beat it up? All right, that's a ridiculous Internet questions.
Call us in an eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one oh six one. The Jubil Show
on demand, it's another jubil phone frame day mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Yeah, um, can I speak to Neil?
(05:36):
Is this Neil? Yeah? That's this? Who is this? Hey? Dude? Um,
my name is Paul Donkler. A lot of my boys
call me donk But um, I'm calling you for a second.
We don't we haven't met before, and I'm sorry. This
is super awkward. So I'm not getting to the point. Um,
I'm dating your ex girlfriend Sarah. Oh okay, I didn't
(05:58):
so yeah, all right, I didn't know that. But um yeah, well,
like you know, you guys broke up not that long ago.
I know, so it's kind of awkward. But um, I
need to call him, chat with you for a moment
about what what do you want? Well? Um, okay, uh,
I don't really know how to say this, so um,
(06:19):
I'm just trying to, like I'm trying to figure out
how to put the words together because I don't want
this to come off weird, dude, because it's nothing weird.
But like, you know, I know you guys, I know
you guys date it for a long time, but um
I know that you dude, you're dope. Well, I thanks,
but what do you Yeah, what do you get it?
(06:40):
This is awkward. What's going on? I mean, your ex
girlfriend who's now my girlfriend, Like she's she's pretty awesome too,
Like I mean, dude, I looked out right your loss
my game also though, wow, dude, like good good for
you you're I mean she does. She talks about you
all the time. I mean normally I would be offended, right,
(07:00):
I'd be like, dude, um, I'm your boyfriend, now, stop
talking about that Neil guy. But then like she'll just
keep talking about you sometimes, and I'm like, dude, I
kind of want to that was a joke. That was
like a joke. I'm not calling to do that. I'm not,
but like, yeah, at dude, that's why I'm calling to
talk to you, to ask you if I could sort
of like dude shadow you Like it's like a job shadow.
(07:23):
Did you just say dude shadow? Yeah? Bro, dude shadow.
Can I get a dude shadow or what? Wait? Wait
hold on? Are you asking to follow me around? Um? Yeah, yeah,
just a shadow so I can like, you know, kind
of um observe you in your normal environment so that
I can kind of like do some things like you
because she liked you a lot. And then I you know,
I like her a lot, So if I could kind
(07:44):
of get you know, some of the day to day
things that you do, like your mannerisms, like how long
he's been in the bathroom. Um. Also if I if
you're hooking up with anybody, I'd love to be able
to like just sit in on a bedroom performance. What
in the single white female boat are you talking about?
The psycho? What are you serious? Like you're gonna follow
me around? Well, I already have sort of been watching
(08:06):
you and following around just like a little bit like
from Afar, like when you're playing basketball the other day. Um,
I might have been playing on the team against you,
and dude, you got skills. Bro. Let me just say that.
Hold on, you've been following me around and now you
want to follow me, like even into the bedroom to
watch my move so you could tell with my ex
like I did. Do you realize? I mean, dude, Um,
(08:30):
I like her a lot, Like I think I love her, Dude,
I think I love your ex girlfriend right, Like I
think I'm in love right and like I think she
might still love you a little bit. So um, I'm like,
if I could sort of like become you, then she'll
fall in love with me, so it's like a dude
shadow like I'd be willing to pay dude. No, no, no, no,
it's not happening. DONC. Okay. Can By the way, I
can't believe my ex is getting it some donk? Is
(08:53):
that on a good look? Um? First arrow to be
dating a dude, dame, donc, because I'll change it, dude,
would you mind? Okay, look, can I pay you? It's
a little bit of money to use your name, Like,
could I change her name to your name? Okay? All right,
that's enough, dude, just lose my number, donk. Okay, And
I'm calling Sarah to let her know what a psycho
that she's dating. Because she even knew that she was
dating a dude that would do something like this, she
(09:14):
would drop your ass in a minute. Um okay, first
of all, donk side, but like if you could not
call her and tell her, I'd really appreciate that you
just said, don't sad, I'm absolutely calling. If I wasn't
calling your bathroom before, now I'm deaf. Okay, Well, you
don't need to do that all because she's actually on
the phone and this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show.
Doing a phone prank on you and your ex girlfriend.
Sarah set you up. Oh, it's a joke. She uh.
(09:41):
She said that you guys broke up on good terms
and wanted me to be the new guy she's dating.
Nice to meet you, I don't care. Well, Well done, Sarah,
Sarah my god dog, Sad Sarah's Sad Neil creeped out
(10:03):
The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the JNN, the
Jewel News Network for Friday, October seventh, twenty twenty two.
This is JNN. When something happens in the world, we
might know about it. I'm Jewel Fresh and if you
want to lose ten pounds in the next six minutes,
I'll tell you how you can do that. The new
diet craze that will be sweeping the nation soon. In
(10:24):
just a second, I'm Alex Fresh. And in case you
missed it, Hocus Pocus two came out recently, and I
have a hot take on an expert's opinion, and I
can just tell you right now that you're not gonna
want to miss it. Okay, stay tuned to hear what
in my story. Hey, it's been at one semi famous
khn of a socialite is getting released from prison on
one condition where she won't be able to socialize anymore.
(10:45):
I'll spell the tea in my story. I'm Christian Grace
Snow And as they always say, the show must go on,
but I'm asking should it really? We're coming up on
that in my story. That's coming up in my story.
More on those in just a second before your lead
story of the day to day in the JNN, the
Jewel News Network, where we don't necessarily have news, but
we do have issues. I said, I'll tell you how
you can lose it ten pounds before the end of
this segment, and I'm about to do that because a
(11:06):
small farm in southern Michigan just had a bunch of
vegetables pulled from grocery stores because they found out that
they were using raw human waste is fertilizer. There you
go find out. I don't know, but I imagine so
many people are puking right now that they're losing a
bunch of weight. You're welcome for that new diet. As
if living in Michigan wasn't bad enough. All right, this
(11:28):
is the day and the Jubilees Network. When news breaks,
we dropped it for your next story. Let's send it
over to Alexperience. I'm on location with a mom who
wants to express her concern over the new movie hocus
Pocus Too. A post is going viral of Jamie Karen Gooch.
She's a mother of two and her middle name doesn't
(11:51):
say Karen, but I give her them all. Okay, So
this mother of two wants to boycott the hocus Pocus
two movie, Oh my gosh, I just was released proposa.
She's warning parents I think twice about allowing their children
to wash the Disney plus is long awaited sequel to
the classic nineteen ninety three Halloween flick Hocus Focus Too,
claiming that there's nothing good that can come out of
exposing your young insto fictional witches. Oh oh my god, Wow,
(12:14):
I'm okay, Karen. Yeah. She said that she was kind
of worried about hitting posts because she didn't know the
kind of feedbacks she'd get us Like, well, then, no,
you know you're serious. Keep I've keep it to yourself.
How about you you raise your kids all raise mine? Yeah, exactly. Also,
imagine that your life is so troubled that that's all
you have to worry about, is the latest hocus. I
know it must be nice, right if anybody knows this
(12:35):
one's daughter, also give her a soda because I'm sure
that kid doesn't drink soda. You know it's one of
those Oh yeah, for sure, never had chocolate. Enjoy life.
This is the J and N, the Jewel News Network
where there's all kinds of news sometimes, but there's Listen
it over a minute for our next story. Hey, it's
Benny and I'm in Orange County, New York. We're an
(12:55):
infamous con artist and the subject of that Netflix show
Inventing Anna. She's one release from Orange County Prison after
spending nearly four years in ice custody. Now, if you
don't know about Inventing Anna, it's basically about a girl
who moved from like I think Russia or Germany to
the United States and like convinced like the one percent
or the richest people in New York that she was
(13:15):
also rich, that she was going to get millions of
dollars and she is still helicopters, took luxurious trips like
she was the ultimate con artist. Crazy. Definitely check it out. Anyways,
she has been released from prison on one condition. She
has been totally banned from all social media everything. So
she cannot go on Twitter, Facebook, TikTok or Instagram ever,
(13:36):
so she's not a socialize anymore. What is she going
to do for fun? Exactly? Exactly. She can't be a socialize,
She can't socialize. There's other ways to punish people in
prison for her prison probably not that big of a deal, right,
I mean it is a big deal, but also whatever,
but to take away her social media so she can't,
you know, be a fake influencer again, that is all right.
(13:56):
This is the jan and the Jewel news Network. It's
not your grandma's news network. It might be your grandpa's,
but it's sevenly not your grandma. For next door listening
toward a Christian gracefilf was on location. I'm on location
in New Mexico where film crews will soon get back
to filming the movie Russ, despite a horrific accident late
last year. You may remember actor Alec Baldwin was holding
a firearm on set of the movie when something occurred
(14:18):
causing it to go off and it hit and killed
Helena Hutchins, who is a cinematographer on the film. Correct However,
despite them, there's still an ongoing criminal investigation surrounding Alec.
But the film will not only continue with Alec returning
to his role. The late Helena's husband, Matthew will now
be an executive producer alongside Alec and has settled his
lawsuit against him. What Yes And not only will he
(14:40):
be stepping in to be the executive producer alongside Alec
during the film, but he released the statement saying that
he doesn't really believe that there's anyone to blame for
her death, that they believe Helena's death was a terrible accident,
and he's grateful to the producers in the entertainment community
for coming together to pay tribute to Helena's final work,
which look, yeah, that's beautiful and all. But I was
just about to ask how you even do that? But
(15:00):
I guess he's looking at it like it's a tribute
that he's still doing it, and then perhaps that he
will continue the legacy of his life and maybe look
therefore for their son. I don't know I'm being hypocritical
because I've always wanted to be in a movie, and
I probably still do. I could die on the side
of a movie. I probably still try to figure out
(15:20):
how to get on it back, not be angry about it.
All right, This is the j and N, the Jebil
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Who are you? Following the show on social media? At
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The Jewbil Show on demand First day follow up. Hi
is on the phone today for a first date follow up.
(15:42):
He's not getting a call back from a woman named
Haley ghosting him for a couple of weeks now, and
he doesn't know why. So we're gonna help. So we're
gonna see if we can help him find out and
maybe get him another date with Haley. What's up, Tie?
How are you? Hey? Hey man, I'm all right. Haley's
ghosting ties other. Lonely day, lonely day. Your life has
(16:03):
been pretty lonely since your date with Haley, hasn't it time? Yeah?
I kind of, you know, it just like runs through
my mind all night, can't really sleep, wake up early. Yeah,
you know, I really liked her. She was awesome. I'd
love to go out with her again. Okay, all right,
well why do you think she's ghosting? You tell us
a little bit about the date. The date was awesome.
(16:24):
I took her to this cool steakhouse and before we
even went there, we talked. We text for three freaking weeks.
We even face times, which I never do before I
meet somebody. You know, she laughed at my crappy jokes
and whatever. We have like a really good rapport and like,
I feel like there's a connection. There was there anything
(16:45):
on the date that happened that you can think of? Okay, yeah, so,
like the day was awesome. We we like a lot
of the same Netflix shows and stuff, so we talked
a lot about that. We're both in grad school, so
we really connected there. Um, I'm kind of like nerdy
a little bit computer science. She's like in the arts
(17:06):
or something like that. Okay, there's one kind of little
thing that was you know a little weird maybe or
not weird, but you know, it was just awkward. But look,
she thought it was funny. She was she was rolling,
she was just cracking up. She even did the snort laugh.
(17:26):
I mean like she liked it. Um, what was it?
What did you do? All Right? So, like I got
it was just a stupid little joke I did. I mean,
have you ever seen where you can like drawl on
your hand and like do like mouse movements with like
the knuckles on your hand. Okay, So I did this
stupid light character mister farfollow mule, and I have the
(17:49):
freaking check and I'm like, who's gonna drug? Remember? And
I'm doing like the mouthy thing. She was laughing. I
thought it was funny. No, you guys, it's awesome. It's
like totally works for me, Like it's totally worked before.
My friends think it's hilarious. Like thought it was awesome.
(18:12):
Everybody loves mister Farktolo Mule. You know, everyone thinks it's cool.
Like I've been to parties and like I'll bust it
out and they're like, oh, that's funny. Time. Is that
your hiding talent? No, No, that's a whole other man,
a man in many talents. All right. So did it
(18:32):
look like she didn't think that was funny and this
was weird or did it look like she thought that
was funny and you know, quirky or whatever. No, I
mean I think she thought it was funny. I know
she thought it was funny. I mean, look, she even
when I walked her to her car, she gave me
a kiss on the cheek and it was like smiling
the whole time. And then she says to me, She's like, okay, well, um,
(18:54):
have fun tucking mister farktolo mule in tonight. And it
was wow. You know, she even went along with it, okay,
all right, Yeah, so she did, like, I mean, down
down with the Fartalomule. I don't know. Maybe she was
just being nice, you know, maybe maybe she was just
(19:15):
she's trying to make me feel like less. I don't know, dorky,
it could be. All right, well we'll try to figure
it out for you. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and get your first date follow
up right after this. All right, sounds good right in
the middle of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Tie is on the phone, and Tye
is mister fart Tholomule there too. Yeah, sure is on
(19:42):
the phone. And that's his hand puppet, mister far Tholomeule,
who might have ruined his date. Ty said he went
out with a girl named Haley. Has been a couple
of weeks and he hasn't talked to her. He's reached
out to her a few times and has heard nothing back.
He's definitely getting ghosted, and he really liked Haley, so
he wants to try to get another date. We're about
to call her and see if we can find out
why she's a ghosting and if we can get him
another date. Ty said that they went out to eat,
(20:04):
they had a fun time. Everything seemed to be going great.
He even pulled out all the stops and did his
would you say that your number one comedy routine tie
or you got better jokes? I mean, I'd say it's
in the top six, top six? Okay? Of a character,
He drew a character on his hand, and that character's
name is mister fart Tholomule, and he busted that out
when the check came. He said, Hayley thought it was funny, though,
(20:26):
and that he's done it before and dates that he's
been on half thought it was funny, but that's the
only thing that he can think of that she might
have found kind of weird and awkward. Even after at
the end of the date, you said, she kissed you
on the cheek and then told you to chuck mister
fark Tholomule in so she was making jokes about it too.
Maybe maybe that's not it. I mean, I don't know.
Like I said, maybe she did it because she wanted
(20:47):
me to feel, you know, more like comfortable and not
awkward because of my silly little joke. But I don't know.
I don't know. It could have been worse. I could
have bust out mister fark Thalomule's girlfriend. Whatever. All right,
here we go. I'm a dollar phone of it right now? Hello? Hi?
(21:18):
Is this Haley? Oh? Yes, keep calling Haley? What's up?
This is the jew Bill Show. It's a radio show.
My name is jew Bil, Mine is Alex. I'm Christian Grace.
Now I'm Bennett. How are you Hi? I'm Tine. What's
going on? Haley? We do a segment on our show
called the First Date follow Up. I don't know if
you've ever heard it before. That's where if you go
on a date with someone and you ghost him, that
(21:40):
person can have us get you on the phone and ask, hey,
why are you ghosting? So somebody email us about you? Okay,
any idea who it could be? No, I think you
should tell me his name's time? Okay, Yeah, that's it.
That's who I thought. All right. Yeah, so you went
(22:02):
out on a date with the dude named Tye. He
emailed us because he said he really liked your date
and he's wondering why you've been ghosting him. M Yeah.
I mean, look, I really don't want to embarrass him
or anything, but I mean, if he went through all
the trouble of getting the radio showed up, call me. Um.
Look at the end of the day, Um, I honestly,
(22:27):
I felt like he was on drugs or something, and
I'm just like not about that. So you thought he
was on drugs, Yeah, I don't know if he was
like kind of all twitchy and energized during dinner and
then like you know, I just thereissed some other things
that I don't know. Like I said, I don't want
(22:47):
to embarrass him or anything, but I'm just not about that. Okay. Well,
we talked to ty about your date. He told us
about it. He didn't mention anything about doing drugs on
the date. He seems like kind of a character. But
so you think that he was on drugs because he
seemed twitchy to you. Yeah, and then like he went
to the bathroom at one point, and then when he
came out, he had some white step on his side,
(23:10):
like powder that's wouldn't look like. Um, I mean, I'm
pretty sure he was doing it. So man, did you
say anything about it in the moment? Oh? I, Like
I said, I didn't want to embarrass him or anything.
It's like I don't know him that well, so I
don't know. So with all of that, it just like
(23:31):
really seemed like to me. And then you know, he
started like doing this like weird hand tooker thing, and
I don't know, it was like kind of funny, but
also I was like, this is definitely what somebody on
drugs would be. Are you talking about mister yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're yeah. He told us about that. So we talked
to him, right, He told us all about your date.
(23:53):
Like I said, he didn't say he was on drugs.
He did tell us about mister fart all of you.
He said that that's a it's just a funny character
that he does and people. He said that he thought
you enjoyed it and thought it was funny. He also
was open to the fact that maybe you thought it
was awkward and weird. It sounds like it was a mixturable. Yeah,
definitely was an experiment post Yeah, so I don't know.
(24:14):
At the end of the day, it's like, I don't
do drugs. Like you know, you're a grown man. You
can do what you want. But I'm just not about it. Hey, Hey,
doesn't do drugs. Oh, I don't do drugs, Hayley, that's ti.
He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you. Yeah. The only drugs I do were like
(24:38):
shot to the espresso from the local Starbucks. But that's it.
I don't do any drugs. I swear, I don't do
any drugs. You just sniffed, right, you just terrible time,
been worse. I have a sniffle, but it's not from
any drugs. You sniffles too. Allergies. No, no, no, no, no no, no,
(25:02):
it's my allergies. There's a lot of hollen in the air,
all right, Right, it always happened, I swear, no, no,
Probably the worst time you could ever sniff in your life,
right there. I know that was no, no, no, that
was just a bad certain, un serendipitous thing. Not serendipitous,
but it's horrible. Hailey, are you still there? Yep, I'm here. Haley. Hey,
(25:28):
well me, I really like you. I think you're awesome.
I'm not on drugs. I was just having fun with
mister Fartholomew. I thought you would like it. You laughed. Um,
you let me kiss you on the cheek. Um, sorry,
I was late to the date, Hailey. Look like, seriously,
I will prove it to you that I am not
(25:49):
on drugs. Okay, we had such a great time. We
have so much in common. I really don't want to
like lose this opportunity to get to know you more.
And I won't pull out any of that stupid, silly
mister fark Dola mule stuff on you this time. Okay,
So will you go out with me again? Well let
me Hayley. Would you like to go out with go
out with high on another date? We'll pay for it. Um. Look,
(26:11):
if you are not on grudge and you guys are
paying for to day, then I'm in that surprising at all?
Yeah exactly, yes, yeah boo yah. Leave that at home.
(26:33):
You bring this girl friend the Jewels Show on demand
Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
(26:53):
the Jewils Show? And you text it in at four
one O six one that you have a dirty little secret.
So we decided, why not call you back whoever you
are and get what your dirty little secret is? High.
This is morning, No way, you guys actually called day? Yeah,
did you just wake up a little bit? Yeah? Good morning, Well,
(27:13):
sorry to wake you up. Can you tell us your
dirty little secret right now? Yes? Um? So it's pretty bad?
Um bad bad meaning good? Yeah, like I really do
not it's bad. H. I really do not get along
with my in laws like at all. Okay, And my
(27:34):
sister in law had this like wedding coming up. It's
my husband's sister, and he went a few days ahead
of me. Um, and you know, in order to get
like set up down there, and I had to stay
back and work. And I told everyone that I missed
my like on accident, wait, did not go, And I
(27:58):
deliberately missed it. I made sure that there was no
other flights for that day for a couple of days.
Because you don't want to hang with your in laws.
I didn't want to go. I was going to ask,
how did you know they weren't just going to rebook you?
So you literally picked a fly and missed it, knowing
that you'd have no backup options. Yes, I've researched to
(28:21):
every king, and I made sure said it wouldn't be
any way possible. I could still go. I was gonna
take a red eye actually, and the wedding was literally
the next day. Oh man, So you dang it, you
missed a wedding. Yeah, but it was a nice weekend
at home. It was your husband piss Yeah, I mean
(28:42):
they were pretty mad. I embarrassed, and I was like,
well see your family. I mean fine, yeah, did you
fake tears at all? Like, oh, I can't believe I
miss a flight. I really wanted to be there. Yeah.
He even liked face time. Wine. I like patted my
chief to make them like right and are like water
in my face. Oh wow, commitment because I called him
(29:07):
right when the flight like laughs, gonna leave. Yeah, thank you. Yes,
I'll never meet my loss. But thanks for the time
and the dirty little secret. All right, well, thank you,
thank you. Have a good one. Did jubil show on demand?
Stop what you're doing right now, because the CDC just
issued a public health warning and you want to hear
(29:30):
the audio from the press conference. I think they're being
a little dramatic, but take a listen. Oh boy, well
that is the Center for Disease Control. They've issued a
statement for American citizens. This is audio from their press conference.
Let's keep listening. Oh boy, well, crippling good breaking star
coups that day. Yeah, I didn't think they need to yell,
(29:54):
but there's a record breaking flu season that comes today. Actually,
the official statement from the CDC says that this official
flu season, it's going to be a particularly nasty one. Really,
that's what I said. Yeah, oh my god, Now the
flu is just coming to ransack all of us. I
don't mind it, though. I'm for it, honestly because that
means I get to take another week off work. I
like taking time off or yeah, I love it. Also,
(30:18):
the flu you lose weight because you park a lot.
I've only had a few flus. But after I recovered
from the flu and I could finally get out of
bed and look in the mirror, I was like, hello,
who's got apps? Yeah, seriously, I gotta buy on a
new outfit. You go missing for a couple of weeks
and the next time you show up to meet with
some friends, they're like, man, what happened You've been working out.
You're like, no, I almost died from the flu. Don't
I look great. Everybody has their hacks when it comes
(30:40):
to being sick, right, whether it's a cold or a flu,
everybody is an expert on how to not get it
or to get over it quickly. Any friend you have
is like, get some zinc claws and jes but a
finger somewhere, you know. That's my that's my thing. That's
mostly just for fun and an excuse to do it.
But everybody has their little tricks for how to not
get sick. What's yours text in for want of sick one?
(31:00):
Call us eight to eight, three four three, one oh
six one. What is your trick to not get sick?
Wonderful rhyme and the CDC should use that. Christian, what's
your trick to not get sick? My trick is staying
my behind at home, y'all because I just don't go anywhere. No,
I'm just I'm y'all gonna see me here and that's it, Okay,
I mean I'm into working home. That's I wouldn't even
come in here. Somebody on this show is always sick, okay. Alex,
what's your trick to not get sick? Well, you know
(31:22):
if you go to the hospital, they'll give you an ivy.
Well they have those just for fun now they do. Yeah.
So when you go to an IVY place, is it
like a store, Like are there different yackage? You can
customize whatever you want? Is like, that's fascinating. First people thing,
first time I got when I was in Vegas. I
(31:42):
was hung over. Yeah, and I was doing the show
from Vegas and I was so hungover, and I was like,
I don't know how I'm going to get through this.
So I ordered an IVY to the bar we were
at at the MGM, and I felt like a million bucks.
It was after the show. The show was terrible, right,
but it was after the show and I was like, whoa,
I feel good all of a sudden. Can we do
that thing again? Because what we before was real bad? Um?
What's your trick to not get sick? Because the CDC
(32:04):
has said that this is going to be one of
the worst flu seasons in the history of mankind. Not
to scare anybody, but in case you missed it, we
have the audio of the official press conference from the CDC. Here.
It is one more time. Oh boy, Well, I'm AccuWeather
dot Comedy Roba, just Jimko sick, are paralyzing, crippling, good
(32:25):
breaking store cops to day. All right, Victoria, what's your
trick to not get sick? My mom used to always
make us drink those emergency powder packets you've put in water,
But alling it's a trick. I think are like the
poor man's version of the ivy. Did you just call Victoria? Who?
(32:48):
I mean? She did try to buy a couch on
Facebook market and then it did get swindled for that money.
So did you get that back? Yeah, the couch that
you try to buy for two hundred dollars on Facebook
marketplace that ended up not being real and somebody scammed
you for two hundred dollars, Did you get that back? No,
(33:09):
Victoria's gonna have the flu because she spent all her
money on a fake couch. I mean, I think you'd
probably get the flu from getting a couch from Facebook,
nor gos flu and a few other things. The Jewel
Show on Demand
Then Jebile Show on demand. It is time for the
world's most famous and most exciting new game show, Ridiculous
Internet Questions. Hi everybody, I'm Tom Foopa and today's Ridiculous
Internet question is a barn burner. Yeah, it's the thing
that everybody's talking about on the dot com today. Call
us up eighty eight three four three one oh six one,
(00:20):
text in four one oh six one, and you can
be a contestant on today's Ridiculous Internet Questions. Let's get
right to it. What is the first thing that you
did on the Internet. What is the first thing that
you did on the Internet. I'll call us up eighty
eight three four three one oh six one, text in
four one oh six one. Christian I was obsessed with
(00:43):
going on artist websites and looking up their tours and
seeing where they were all going. So I remember my
dad would come in and there would literally be like
twenty five open tabs, everything from lee Enne Ballmack to
Backstreet Boys, and be like, can we go see the her?
Can we go to Sam? And he was like, no
to all the above. When did you first use the internet?
Do you know? I probably like eight or nine. Was
it still dial up at that time. Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(01:05):
Like I would be on the Internet and someone would
be like trying to call the house, and it would
like be on the phone. In my mind, it would
be so frustrating for anybody out there who doesn't remember
dial up. Oh man, back in the day, when you
wanted to use the Internet, it was retached to your phone,
lining Yes, people have phones in their houses, crazy right,
Oh my god. And literally you'd hit whatever you wanted.
(01:27):
You'd have to go and go, okay, take me to
the Internet, and it would be like forty five minutes
of your computer going and you'd go to a page
and it would load piece by piece by piece by piece.
So if you were going to look at anything, you
would have to wait twenty minutes sometimes for one web
page to load, and you knew you had to click
(01:49):
to another page after that. So you were like, I
can't go anywhere for a week and a half because
I want to look up something on the internet. Eight
to eight three four three one six one text in
four one o six one. What is the first thing
that you did on the Internet, Alex, I don't remember
anything before ao well, and the chat rooms and also
(02:11):
lime wire oh yes, row back. Yeah. For all the
kids out there who don't know what lime Wire was.
Why back in the day, you didn't have Apple Music
or any of the other services that you pay a
fee for and you get your music for free and
it's very easy. You couldn't get it legally, I should say,
basically you had to either go to Napster. Then they
had lime Wire because they took Napster down. Christian do
(02:34):
you remember them like cracking down on people that were
like downloading illegal music and I would live in fear.
Oh my god, They're gonna bust down my parents front day. Yeah,
the ten year old in the back of the house. Literally,
the FBI scared the entire country saying that we're gonna
bust down your door. If you use Napster to download
one song, you're going to jail. And everybody that I
(02:55):
knew was so stressed out cause eight at eight three
four three one six one that text in one six one,
what is the first thing that you did on the internet?
Hey Sarah, Hey, good morning, good morning. How are you.
What's the first thing that you did on the Internet?
And I was finally allowed to use the internet. Um,
I went on YouTube and watched the video Chocolate Rain chocolate.
(03:18):
Oh yeah, the chocolate rain guy. You guys on the
chocolate No, it was a guy that it was like
one of the first viral videos. I feel like I
think I have the chocolate rain guy. So this is
chocolate rain dude. This is the video. It's just him
on a keyboard and shot really poorly because it's back
when YouTube was first starting. But and he doesn't look
like he should have just like dry. This is gonna
(03:44):
be starting my head. Yeah, it did a secon. This
video went so viral. But he's series like twelve or
thirteen in this video. It's like a little chocolate rains.
You want to where it? Call us up y eight
three four three one six one text in four one
six one Hey Matthew, thank hey man. What is the
(04:05):
first thing you remember doing on the internet? First? The
first thing I remember doing on the internet. This was
back in nineteen ninety nine. I was in the fifth
grade and a man came to our school. Us there
were a class called computer Lab where they taught kids
how to use the computer as well as the Internet,
and a man I remember a list of search engines
for all of us kids to go through and pick
(04:26):
the best one. There was twenty of them on there.
I remember there was one called Happy Poppy and one
other called ask Jeeves. That was the original Google, it was.
It was like nine or ten on the list was Google.
For a week, we all all of us students went
through the search engines and told them which one we
thought was the best. A few years later, of course
Google is as big as it is now. Thank you
(04:47):
cause I madeaday three four three one six one. Text
in four one to six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions.
Today's ridiculous internet question is what's the first thing you
did on the Internet? And somebody texted in at four
on to six one and said, the first thing they
did on the Internet was watched the adult film that
launched Sylvester Stallone's careerre I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone down.
Sylvester Stallone actually went from adult movies to rocky Yeah.
(05:11):
The only thing that guy has ever done in film
is beat it up? All right, that's a ridiculous Internet questions.
Call us in an eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one oh six one. The Jubil Show
on demand, it's another jubil phone frame day mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Yeah, um, can I speak to Neil?
(05:36):
Is this Neil? Yeah? That's this? Who is this? Hey? Dude? Um,
my name is Paul Donkler. A lot of my boys
call me donk But um, I'm calling you for a second.
We don't we haven't met before, and I'm sorry. This
is super awkward. So I'm not getting to the point. Um,
I'm dating your ex girlfriend Sarah. Oh okay, I didn't
(05:58):
so yeah, all right, I didn't know that. But um yeah, well,
like you know, you guys broke up not that long ago.
I know, so it's kind of awkward. But um, I
need to call him, chat with you for a moment
about what what do you want? Well? Um, okay, uh,
I don't really know how to say this, so um,
(06:19):
I'm just trying to, like I'm trying to figure out
how to put the words together because I don't want
this to come off weird, dude, because it's nothing weird.
But like, you know, I know you guys, I know
you guys date it for a long time, but um
I know that you dude, you're dope. Well, I thanks,
but what do you Yeah, what do you get it?
(06:40):
This is awkward. What's going on? I mean, your ex
girlfriend who's now my girlfriend, Like she's she's pretty awesome too,
Like I mean, dude, I looked out right your loss
my game also though, wow, dude, like good good for
you you're I mean she does. She talks about you
all the time. I mean normally I would be offended, right,
(07:00):
I'd be like, dude, um, I'm your boyfriend, now, stop
talking about that Neil guy. But then like she'll just
keep talking about you sometimes, and I'm like, dude, I
kind of want to that was a joke. That was
like a joke. I'm not calling to do that. I'm not,
but like, yeah, at dude, that's why I'm calling to
talk to you, to ask you if I could sort
of like dude shadow you Like it's like a job shadow.
(07:23):
Did you just say dude shadow? Yeah? Bro, dude shadow.
Can I get a dude shadow or what? Wait? Wait
hold on? Are you asking to follow me around? Um? Yeah, yeah,
just a shadow so I can like, you know, kind
of um observe you in your normal environment so that
I can kind of like do some things like you
because she liked you a lot. And then I you know,
I like her a lot, So if I could kind
(07:44):
of get you know, some of the day to day
things that you do, like your mannerisms, like how long
he's been in the bathroom. Um. Also if I if
you're hooking up with anybody, I'd love to be able
to like just sit in on a bedroom performance. What
in the single white female boat are you talking about?
The psycho? What are you serious? Like you're gonna follow
me around? Well, I already have sort of been watching
(08:06):
you and following around just like a little bit like
from Afar, like when you're playing basketball the other day. Um,
I might have been playing on the team against you,
and dude, you got skills. Bro. Let me just say that.
Hold on, you've been following me around and now you
want to follow me, like even into the bedroom to
watch my move so you could tell with my ex
like I did. Do you realize? I mean, dude, Um,
(08:30):
I like her a lot, Like I think I love her, Dude,
I think I love your ex girlfriend right, Like I
think I'm in love right and like I think she
might still love you a little bit. So um, I'm like,
if I could sort of like become you, then she'll
fall in love with me, so it's like a dude
shadow like I'd be willing to pay dude. No, no, no, no,
it's not happening. DONC. Okay. Can By the way, I
can't believe my ex is getting it some donk? Is
(08:53):
that on a good look? Um? First arrow to be
dating a dude, dame, donc, because I'll change it, dude,
would you mind? Okay, look, can I pay you? It's
a little bit of money to use your name, Like,
could I change her name to your name? Okay? All right,
that's enough, dude, just lose my number, donk. Okay, And
I'm calling Sarah to let her know what a psycho
that she's dating. Because she even knew that she was
dating a dude that would do something like this, she
(09:14):
would drop your ass in a minute. Um okay, first
of all, donk side, but like if you could not
call her and tell her, I'd really appreciate that you
just said, don't sad, I'm absolutely calling. If I wasn't
calling your bathroom before, now I'm deaf. Okay, Well, you
don't need to do that all because she's actually on
the phone and this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show.
Doing a phone prank on you and your ex girlfriend.
Sarah set you up. Oh, it's a joke. She uh.
(09:41):
She said that you guys broke up on good terms
and wanted me to be the new guy she's dating.
Nice to meet you, I don't care. Well, Well done, Sarah,
Sarah my god dog, Sad Sarah's Sad Neil creeped out
(10:03):
The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the JNN, the
Jewel News Network for Friday, October seventh, twenty twenty two.
This is JNN. When something happens in the world, we
might know about it. I'm Jewel Fresh and if you
want to lose ten pounds in the next six minutes,
I'll tell you how you can do that. The new
diet craze that will be sweeping the nation soon. In
(10:24):
just a second, I'm Alex Fresh. And in case you
missed it, Hocus Pocus two came out recently, and I
have a hot take on an expert's opinion, and I
can just tell you right now that you're not gonna
want to miss it. Okay, stay tuned to hear what
in my story. Hey, it's been at one semi famous
khn of a socialite is getting released from prison on
one condition where she won't be able to socialize anymore.
(10:45):
I'll spell the tea in my story. I'm Christian Grace
Snow And as they always say, the show must go on,
but I'm asking should it really? We're coming up on
that in my story. That's coming up in my story.
More on those in just a second before your lead
story of the day to day in the JNN, the
Jewel News Network, where we don't necessarily have news, but
we do have issues. I said, I'll tell you how
you can lose it ten pounds before the end of
this segment, and I'm about to do that because a
(11:06):
small farm in southern Michigan just had a bunch of
vegetables pulled from grocery stores because they found out that
they were using raw human waste is fertilizer. There you
go find out. I don't know, but I imagine so
many people are puking right now that they're losing a
bunch of weight. You're welcome for that new diet. As
if living in Michigan wasn't bad enough. All right, this
(11:28):
is the day and the Jubilees Network. When news breaks,
we dropped it for your next story. Let's send it
over to Alexperience. I'm on location with a mom who
wants to express her concern over the new movie hocus
Pocus Too. A post is going viral of Jamie Karen Gooch.
She's a mother of two and her middle name doesn't
(11:51):
say Karen, but I give her them all. Okay, So
this mother of two wants to boycott the hocus Pocus
two movie, Oh my gosh, I just was released proposa.
She's warning parents I think twice about allowing their children
to wash the Disney plus is long awaited sequel to
the classic nineteen ninety three Halloween flick Hocus Focus Too,
claiming that there's nothing good that can come out of
exposing your young insto fictional witches. Oh oh my god, Wow,
(12:14):
I'm okay, Karen. Yeah. She said that she was kind
of worried about hitting posts because she didn't know the
kind of feedbacks she'd get us Like, well, then, no,
you know you're serious. Keep I've keep it to yourself.
How about you you raise your kids all raise mine? Yeah, exactly. Also,
imagine that your life is so troubled that that's all
you have to worry about, is the latest hocus. I
know it must be nice, right if anybody knows this
(12:35):
one's daughter, also give her a soda because I'm sure
that kid doesn't drink soda. You know it's one of
those Oh yeah, for sure, never had chocolate. Enjoy life.
This is the J and N, the Jewel News Network
where there's all kinds of news sometimes, but there's Listen
it over a minute for our next story. Hey, it's
Benny and I'm in Orange County, New York. We're an
(12:55):
infamous con artist and the subject of that Netflix show
Inventing Anna. She's one release from Orange County Prison after
spending nearly four years in ice custody. Now, if you
don't know about Inventing Anna, it's basically about a girl
who moved from like I think Russia or Germany to
the United States and like convinced like the one percent
or the richest people in New York that she was
(13:15):
also rich, that she was going to get millions of
dollars and she is still helicopters, took luxurious trips like
she was the ultimate con artist. Crazy. Definitely check it out. Anyways,
she has been released from prison on one condition. She
has been totally banned from all social media everything. So
she cannot go on Twitter, Facebook, TikTok or Instagram ever,
(13:36):
so she's not a socialize anymore. What is she going
to do for fun? Exactly? Exactly. She can't be a socialize,
She can't socialize. There's other ways to punish people in
prison for her prison probably not that big of a deal, right,
I mean it is a big deal, but also whatever,
but to take away her social media so she can't,
you know, be a fake influencer again, that is all right.
(13:56):
This is the jan and the Jewel news Network. It's
not your grandma's news network. It might be your grandpa's,
but it's sevenly not your grandma. For next door listening
toward a Christian gracefilf was on location. I'm on location
in New Mexico where film crews will soon get back
to filming the movie Russ, despite a horrific accident late
last year. You may remember actor Alec Baldwin was holding
a firearm on set of the movie when something occurred
(14:18):
causing it to go off and it hit and killed
Helena Hutchins, who is a cinematographer on the film. Correct However,
despite them, there's still an ongoing criminal investigation surrounding Alec.
But the film will not only continue with Alec returning
to his role. The late Helena's husband, Matthew will now
be an executive producer alongside Alec and has settled his
lawsuit against him. What Yes And not only will he
(14:40):
be stepping in to be the executive producer alongside Alec
during the film, but he released the statement saying that
he doesn't really believe that there's anyone to blame for
her death, that they believe Helena's death was a terrible accident,
and he's grateful to the producers in the entertainment community
for coming together to pay tribute to Helena's final work,
which look, yeah, that's beautiful and all. But I was
just about to ask how you even do that? But
(15:00):
I guess he's looking at it like it's a tribute
that he's still doing it, and then perhaps that he
will continue the legacy of his life and maybe look
therefore for their son. I don't know I'm being hypocritical
because I've always wanted to be in a movie, and
I probably still do. I could die on the side
of a movie. I probably still try to figure out
(15:20):
how to get on it back, not be angry about it.
All right, This is the j and N, the Jebil
News Network, the only news network for credibility. Isn't really amgatory?
Who are you? Following the show on social media? At
the Jewel Show follow all of this literally, I'm a
Jewel Fresh, I'm a Christian Gray Snow. I'm at Bennicknows
The Jewbil Show on demand First day follow up. Hi
is on the phone today for a first date follow up.
(15:42):
He's not getting a call back from a woman named
Haley ghosting him for a couple of weeks now, and
he doesn't know why. So we're gonna help. So we're
gonna see if we can help him find out and
maybe get him another date with Haley. What's up, Tie?
How are you? Hey? Hey man, I'm all right. Haley's
ghosting ties other. Lonely day, lonely day. Your life has
(16:03):
been pretty lonely since your date with Haley, hasn't it time? Yeah?
I kind of, you know, it just like runs through
my mind all night, can't really sleep, wake up early. Yeah,
you know, I really liked her. She was awesome. I'd
love to go out with her again. Okay, all right,
well why do you think she's ghosting? You tell us
a little bit about the date. The date was awesome.
(16:24):
I took her to this cool steakhouse and before we
even went there, we talked. We text for three freaking weeks.
We even face times, which I never do before I
meet somebody. You know, she laughed at my crappy jokes
and whatever. We have like a really good rapport and like,
I feel like there's a connection. There was there anything
(16:45):
on the date that happened that you can think of? Okay, yeah, so,
like the day was awesome. We we like a lot
of the same Netflix shows and stuff, so we talked
a lot about that. We're both in grad school, so
we really connected there. Um, I'm kind of like nerdy
a little bit computer science. She's like in the arts
(17:06):
or something like that. Okay, there's one kind of little
thing that was you know a little weird maybe or
not weird, but you know, it was just awkward. But look,
she thought it was funny. She was she was rolling,
she was just cracking up. She even did the snort laugh.
(17:26):
I mean like she liked it. Um, what was it?
What did you do? All Right? So, like I got
it was just a stupid little joke I did. I mean,
have you ever seen where you can like drawl on
your hand and like do like mouse movements with like
the knuckles on your hand. Okay, So I did this
stupid light character mister farfollow mule, and I have the
(17:49):
freaking check and I'm like, who's gonna drug? Remember? And
I'm doing like the mouthy thing. She was laughing. I
thought it was funny. No, you guys, it's awesome. It's
like totally works for me, Like it's totally worked before.
My friends think it's hilarious. Like thought it was awesome.
(18:12):
Everybody loves mister Farktolo Mule. You know, everyone thinks it's cool.
Like I've been to parties and like I'll bust it
out and they're like, oh, that's funny. Time. Is that
your hiding talent? No, No, that's a whole other man,
a man in many talents. All right. So did it
(18:32):
look like she didn't think that was funny and this
was weird or did it look like she thought that
was funny and you know, quirky or whatever. No, I
mean I think she thought it was funny. I know
she thought it was funny. I mean, look, she even
when I walked her to her car, she gave me
a kiss on the cheek and it was like smiling
the whole time. And then she says to me, She's like, okay, well, um,
(18:54):
have fun tucking mister farktolo mule in tonight. And it
was wow. You know, she even went along with it, okay,
all right, Yeah, so she did, like, I mean, down
down with the Fartalomule. I don't know. Maybe she was
just being nice, you know, maybe maybe she was just
(19:15):
she's trying to make me feel like less. I don't know, dorky,
it could be. All right, well we'll try to figure
it out for you. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and get your first date follow
up right after this. All right, sounds good right in
the middle of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Tie is on the phone, and Tye
is mister fart Tholomule there too. Yeah, sure is on
(19:42):
the phone. And that's his hand puppet, mister far Tholomeule,
who might have ruined his date. Ty said he went
out with a girl named Haley. Has been a couple
of weeks and he hasn't talked to her. He's reached
out to her a few times and has heard nothing back.
He's definitely getting ghosted, and he really liked Haley, so
he wants to try to get another date. We're about
to call her and see if we can find out
why she's a ghosting and if we can get him
another date. Ty said that they went out to eat,
(20:04):
they had a fun time. Everything seemed to be going great.
He even pulled out all the stops and did his
would you say that your number one comedy routine tie
or you got better jokes? I mean, I'd say it's
in the top six, top six? Okay? Of a character,
He drew a character on his hand, and that character's
name is mister fart Tholomule, and he busted that out
when the check came. He said, Hayley thought it was funny, though,
(20:26):
and that he's done it before and dates that he's
been on half thought it was funny, but that's the
only thing that he can think of that she might
have found kind of weird and awkward. Even after at
the end of the date, you said, she kissed you
on the cheek and then told you to chuck mister
fark Tholomule in so she was making jokes about it too.
Maybe maybe that's not it. I mean, I don't know.
Like I said, maybe she did it because she wanted
(20:47):
me to feel, you know, more like comfortable and not
awkward because of my silly little joke. But I don't know.
I don't know. It could have been worse. I could
have bust out mister fark Thalomule's girlfriend. Whatever. All right,
here we go. I'm a dollar phone of it right now? Hello? Hi?
(21:18):
Is this Haley? Oh? Yes, keep calling Haley? What's up?
This is the jew Bill Show. It's a radio show.
My name is jew Bil, Mine is Alex. I'm Christian Grace.
Now I'm Bennett. How are you Hi? I'm Tine. What's
going on? Haley? We do a segment on our show
called the First Date follow Up. I don't know if
you've ever heard it before. That's where if you go
on a date with someone and you ghost him, that
(21:40):
person can have us get you on the phone and ask, hey,
why are you ghosting? So somebody email us about you? Okay,
any idea who it could be? No, I think you
should tell me his name's time? Okay, Yeah, that's it.
That's who I thought. All right. Yeah, so you went
(22:02):
out on a date with the dude named Tye. He
emailed us because he said he really liked your date
and he's wondering why you've been ghosting him. M Yeah.
I mean, look, I really don't want to embarrass him
or anything, but I mean, if he went through all
the trouble of getting the radio showed up, call me. Um.
Look at the end of the day, Um, I honestly,
(22:27):
I felt like he was on drugs or something, and
I'm just like not about that. So you thought he
was on drugs, Yeah, I don't know if he was
like kind of all twitchy and energized during dinner and
then like you know, I just thereissed some other things
that I don't know. Like I said, I don't want
(22:47):
to embarrass him or anything, but I'm just not about that. Okay. Well,
we talked to ty about your date. He told us
about it. He didn't mention anything about doing drugs on
the date. He seems like kind of a character. But
so you think that he was on drugs because he
seemed twitchy to you. Yeah, and then like he went
to the bathroom at one point, and then when he
came out, he had some white step on his side,
(23:10):
like powder that's wouldn't look like. Um, I mean, I'm
pretty sure he was doing it. So man, did you
say anything about it in the moment? Oh? I, Like
I said, I didn't want to embarrass him or anything.
It's like I don't know him that well, so I
don't know. So with all of that, it just like
(23:31):
really seemed like to me. And then you know, he
started like doing this like weird hand tooker thing, and
I don't know, it was like kind of funny, but
also I was like, this is definitely what somebody on
drugs would be. Are you talking about mister yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're yeah. He told us about that. So we talked
to him, right, He told us all about your date.
(23:53):
Like I said, he didn't say he was on drugs.
He did tell us about mister fart all of you.
He said that that's a it's just a funny character
that he does and people. He said that he thought
you enjoyed it and thought it was funny. He also
was open to the fact that maybe you thought it
was awkward and weird. It sounds like it was a mixturable. Yeah,
definitely was an experiment post Yeah, so I don't know.
(24:14):
At the end of the day, it's like, I don't
do drugs. Like you know, you're a grown man. You
can do what you want. But I'm just not about it. Hey, Hey,
doesn't do drugs. Oh, I don't do drugs, Hayley, that's ti.
He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you. Yeah. The only drugs I do were like
(24:38):
shot to the espresso from the local Starbucks. But that's it.
I don't do any drugs. I swear, I don't do
any drugs. You just sniffed, right, you just terrible time,
been worse. I have a sniffle, but it's not from
any drugs. You sniffles too. Allergies. No, no, no, no, no no, no,
(25:02):
it's my allergies. There's a lot of hollen in the air,
all right, Right, it always happened, I swear, no, no,
Probably the worst time you could ever sniff in your life,
right there. I know that was no, no, no, that
was just a bad certain, un serendipitous thing. Not serendipitous,
but it's horrible. Hailey, are you still there? Yep, I'm here. Haley. Hey,
(25:28):
well me, I really like you. I think you're awesome.
I'm not on drugs. I was just having fun with
mister Fartholomew. I thought you would like it. You laughed. Um,
you let me kiss you on the cheek. Um, sorry,
I was late to the date, Hailey. Look like, seriously,
I will prove it to you that I am not
(25:49):
on drugs. Okay, we had such a great time. We
have so much in common. I really don't want to
like lose this opportunity to get to know you more.
And I won't pull out any of that stupid, silly
mister fark Dola mule stuff on you this time. Okay,
So will you go out with me again? Well let
me Hayley. Would you like to go out with go
out with high on another date? We'll pay for it. Um. Look,
(26:11):
if you are not on grudge and you guys are
paying for to day, then I'm in that surprising at all?
Yeah exactly, yes, yeah boo yah. Leave that at home.
(26:33):
You bring this girl friend the Jewels Show on demand
Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
(26:53):
the Jewils Show? And you text it in at four
one O six one that you have a dirty little secret.
So we decided, why not call you back whoever you
are and get what your dirty little secret is? High.
This is morning, No way, you guys actually called day? Yeah,
did you just wake up a little bit? Yeah? Good morning, Well,
(27:13):
sorry to wake you up. Can you tell us your
dirty little secret right now? Yes? Um? So it's pretty bad?
Um bad bad meaning good? Yeah, like I really do
not it's bad. H. I really do not get along
with my in laws like at all. Okay, And my
(27:34):
sister in law had this like wedding coming up. It's
my husband's sister, and he went a few days ahead
of me. Um, and you know, in order to get
like set up down there, and I had to stay
back and work. And I told everyone that I missed
my like on accident, wait, did not go, And I
(27:58):
deliberately missed it. I made sure that there was no
other flights for that day for a couple of days.
Because you don't want to hang with your in laws.
I didn't want to go. I was going to ask,
how did you know they weren't just going to rebook you?
So you literally picked a fly and missed it, knowing
that you'd have no backup options. Yes, I've researched to
(28:21):
every king, and I made sure said it wouldn't be
any way possible. I could still go. I was gonna
take a red eye actually, and the wedding was literally
the next day. Oh man, So you dang it, you
missed a wedding. Yeah, but it was a nice weekend
at home. It was your husband piss Yeah, I mean
(28:42):
they were pretty mad. I embarrassed, and I was like,
well see your family. I mean fine, yeah, did you
fake tears at all? Like, oh, I can't believe I
miss a flight. I really wanted to be there. Yeah.
He even liked face time. Wine. I like patted my
chief to make them like right and are like water
in my face. Oh wow, commitment because I called him
(29:07):
right when the flight like laughs, gonna leave. Yeah, thank you. Yes,
I'll never meet my loss. But thanks for the time
and the dirty little secret. All right, well, thank you,
thank you. Have a good one. Did jubil show on demand?
Stop what you're doing right now, because the CDC just
issued a public health warning and you want to hear
(29:30):
the audio from the press conference. I think they're being
a little dramatic, but take a listen. Oh boy, well
that is the Center for Disease Control. They've issued a
statement for American citizens. This is audio from their press conference.
Let's keep listening. Oh boy, well, crippling good breaking star
coups that day. Yeah, I didn't think they need to yell,
(29:54):
but there's a record breaking flu season that comes today. Actually,
the official statement from the CDC says that this official
flu season, it's going to be a particularly nasty one. Really,
that's what I said. Yeah, oh my god, Now the
flu is just coming to ransack all of us. I
don't mind it, though. I'm for it, honestly because that
means I get to take another week off work. I
like taking time off or yeah, I love it. Also,
(30:18):
the flu you lose weight because you park a lot.
I've only had a few flus. But after I recovered
from the flu and I could finally get out of
bed and look in the mirror, I was like, hello,
who's got apps? Yeah, seriously, I gotta buy on a
new outfit. You go missing for a couple of weeks
and the next time you show up to meet with
some friends, they're like, man, what happened You've been working out.
You're like, no, I almost died from the flu. Don't
I look great. Everybody has their hacks when it comes
(30:40):
to being sick, right, whether it's a cold or a flu,
everybody is an expert on how to not get it
or to get over it quickly. Any friend you have
is like, get some zinc claws and jes but a
finger somewhere, you know. That's my that's my thing. That's
mostly just for fun and an excuse to do it.
But everybody has their little tricks for how to not
get sick. What's yours text in for want of sick one?
(31:00):
Call us eight to eight, three four three, one oh
six one. What is your trick to not get sick?
Wonderful rhyme and the CDC should use that. Christian, what's
your trick to not get sick? My trick is staying
my behind at home, y'all because I just don't go anywhere. No,
I'm just I'm y'all gonna see me here and that's it, Okay,
I mean I'm into working home. That's I wouldn't even
come in here. Somebody on this show is always sick, okay. Alex,
what's your trick to not get sick? Well, you know
(31:22):
if you go to the hospital, they'll give you an ivy.
Well they have those just for fun now they do. Yeah.
So when you go to an IVY place, is it
like a store, Like are there different yackage? You can
customize whatever you want? Is like, that's fascinating. First people thing,
first time I got when I was in Vegas. I
(31:42):
was hung over. Yeah, and I was doing the show
from Vegas and I was so hungover, and I was like,
I don't know how I'm going to get through this.
So I ordered an IVY to the bar we were
at at the MGM, and I felt like a million bucks.
It was after the show. The show was terrible, right,
but it was after the show and I was like, whoa,
I feel good all of a sudden. Can we do
that thing again? Because what we before was real bad? Um?
What's your trick to not get sick? Because the CDC
(32:04):
has said that this is going to be one of
the worst flu seasons in the history of mankind. Not
to scare anybody, but in case you missed it, we
have the audio of the official press conference from the CDC. Here.
It is one more time. Oh boy, Well, I'm AccuWeather
dot Comedy Roba, just Jimko sick, are paralyzing, crippling, good
(32:25):
breaking store cops to day. All right, Victoria, what's your
trick to not get sick? My mom used to always
make us drink those emergency powder packets you've put in water,
But alling it's a trick. I think are like the
poor man's version of the ivy. Did you just call Victoria? Who?
(32:48):
I mean? She did try to buy a couch on
Facebook market and then it did get swindled for that money.
So did you get that back? Yeah, the couch that
you try to buy for two hundred dollars on Facebook
marketplace that ended up not being real and somebody scammed
you for two hundred dollars, Did you get that back? No,
(33:09):
Victoria's gonna have the flu because she spent all her
money on a fake couch. I mean, I think you'd
probably get the flu from getting a couch from Facebook,
nor gos flu and a few other things. The Jewel
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