January 3, 2023 • 36 mins
What happens when you tattoo your eyeball? Well one woman in this Jubal News Network has the answer in this episode of the Jubal Show!
In this spirit of the new year, we are asking you what are some of your New Year Resolutions in today's Ridiculous Internet Question! A woman's sister is setting her up for a Jubal Phone Prank becuase her car has been at the shop for weeks now, one driver is keeping the Christmas spirit alive in the HOV lane in this Jubal News Network, there is a woman on the phone who finds out shocking information in this War of the Roses, there is a listener on the phone who just moved back in with his parents and has a Dirty Little Secret on them, and one of America's favorite restauraunts is giving away free food for a year!!
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In this spirit of the new year, we are asking you what are some of your New Year Resolutions in today's Ridiculous Internet Question! A woman's sister is setting her up for a Jubal Phone Prank becuase her car has been at the shop for weeks now, one driver is keeping the Christmas spirit alive in the HOV lane in this Jubal News Network, there is a woman on the phone who finds out shocking information in this War of the Roses, there is a listener on the phone who just moved back in with his parents and has a Dirty Little Secret on them, and one of America's favorite restauraunts is giving away free food for a year!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewbil Show on demand. This is going to be
a great year. You know why. Why Because it's time
for Ridiculous Internet Questions, America's favorite new game show. It's
the most popular game show the universe has ever seen
and you can only hear it here on the Jebil Show.
And it's the first show of the new year. And
that's how you know it's going to be great as
(00:20):
we're doing Ridiculous Internet Questions, which we've done for a
while now. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions, the segment where we
discuss the question that everybody's talking about on the dot
com today and what is today's ridiculous Internet question. It's
a super creative one because it's the new year. What
is your new Year's resolution? Call us eight at eight
(00:40):
three four three one oh six one text in four
one o six one. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions? And what
is your new Year's resolution? Naya, yes hi, hi, how
are you? What's your new Year's resolution? So my new
year's resolution this year is to give back in the kitchen,
start cooking again and something new, like a new dish
(01:02):
that I've never tried to cook every single week. You
were when you stopped before every single week. I was
like that, I like that New Year's resolution because that's
very attainable just one meal and you got three hundred
and sixty four days to do it now. And I
was like, I think you can definitely accomplish that. But
then you said every week, and I was like, oh boy,
(01:23):
that's gonna be tough. My resolutions to get invited to
your house ye a week. We don't know if it'll
be good though. It doesn't even have to be right,
as long as you're cooking something new that you've never
cooked before. Every single week, you're accomplishing your New Year's resolution.
Thanks for your phone called NYA, Thank you call us
up eighty eight three four three one o six one,
(01:43):
text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet
questions and what is your New Year's resolution? Victoria? One
major New Year's resolution that I personally have is to
try to think before I asked our executive preacher Brad
a question. I think he's started to get really annoyed
with all my questions. So we're gonna try to do that.
(02:04):
How are you going to accomplish that? We're going to
start asking us questions what do you guys think do
you guys think I should ask Brad this question? Three
four three one six one text and four one oh
six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's ridiculous Internet
question because it's the new year and it's the first
show of the new year. Is what is your new
Year's resolution? Hey, Dex? What's up? Hey? How's it going?
(02:26):
Pretty good? Deck? How's it going with you? It's going great,
It is going great. Happy New Year, Happy New Year Year.
What's your new Year's resolution? Dex? I am going to
talk to more women? Okay, myself out there? Okay? Yeah?
And does that mean like you're going to ask for
more dates and things like that, or you're just gonna
try to, like have conversations with more women. I'm gonna
(02:49):
ask for more dates, specifically different women, exciting women. I've
had bad luck with the women I've talked to, so
this year I'm gonna search out more exciting, interesting women.
Do you do you have a plan for that? Like,
how are you going to find the exciting woman that
you're looking for? I'm just gonna hit up the bars
and strike up some conversations to see what happened. Okay, okay,
(03:10):
say what is an exciting woman to you? That was
going to be my next question, Victoria, good question question, Yes,
what is an exciting woman for death? Honestly, I take
somebody who just doesn't want to sit on the couch
all day and night, somebody who wants to go out,
maybe dans, maybe go on a hike or something, or
go travel. And are you normally good at talking to
people that you're interested in romantically, like, you know, approaching them? Oh,
(03:32):
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. I think I'm just
going to start going up to people who go say, hey,
how do you get into trouble? Oh? Oh that's a
good one. Oh pickup line, how do you get into trouble?
I like that. Yeah, you could also very interesting answers.
You could also get some very interesting answers. You're trying
to hear about prison records and mean, how did I
get or I'm glad you as the question that just
(03:54):
got of. Hell, yeah, that is interesting, and that is
an exciting woman. It is right? Well, deck's good luck man.
Good one se text in four on a six one.
What's your new Year's resolution? I set the same resolution
every year, Okay, and I always follow through, okay always?
What is it my New Year's resolution is always? I'm
(04:14):
not going to set another New Year's resolution this year.
Listen yourself right there? I did. I set myself up
for success every year. That's what I like. That is
what i'll you know why I start off on a
bad foot right exactly exactly? And did I do another
resolution this year? No? I do killed it. I get
a full success already literally already winning the whole year. Yeah. Minute,
(04:35):
What is your Newe's resolution this year? I hope I
want to stop being such a hot head. And I'm
so hot headed, and I always like respond before I think. So. Yeah,
that is my New year resolution. I'm gonna join you
in that resolution. We gonna hold each other's hand and
keep each other calm because I'm there with you. Answer
No one resolution of mine that came true. I remember
I said at the beginning of twenty twenty two, I
(04:55):
wanted to be in the top fifty TV and film
podcast at least one week. In my interview with Teresa
Judas got me to number thirty. That's awesome, that was very,
very cool. So I want to continue that into twenty
twenty three. More podcast, more interviews and more, many manifesting,
more mons. Dollar make what is it? What? Dollar make? Me? Hollow?
(05:16):
Honey boo child? Absolutely hope you get the hot head
thing is definitely not gonna work for either of you,
I know, but we get one of those other things.
We've got to be more like you, setting ourselves up
for success. The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil
Phone frame Today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, hello,
(05:41):
my name is Ted Devau. I'm calling from Battle Shop.
I was looking for Ashley. Hello, Ashley, how are you today?
I'm good? How are you well? I am. I'm just
checking in with myself he a little bit, and you
know what, I am not too bad. Thank you very
much for asking. So I'm called in regards to your
Dodge caravan that we have here at our shop getting
(06:03):
worked on. Uh huh is it ready? Um? Yes, that's
that's exactly why I'm calling and need to go of
a few things with you with the vehicle, okay, because
like I brought it in four days ago now for
just like an oil change, and then you found stuff
with the brakes and a couple other things look at
(06:24):
and it was only supposed to take like a day
or two, and now it's been four, So like, is
there something else wrong with it? Now? It's correct. Yes,
we did have it longer than we expected, and there's
a new issue that has come about. It is not
anything necessarily that we found, but it did happen. And
so that's why I'm on the phone with you. I
(06:44):
need to sort of ask you a little bit about
your insurance situation. My insurance was most specifically Walrus insurance.
Did you say Walrus insurance? If you know what, I
probably should ask you a different question about what you're
covered for, because I could fall into a lot of things.
I think to Walters insurance, probably this probably know such
thing as walterce insurance is there. If you don't tell
(07:06):
me what happened to my car right now, I will
come down there and I will strangle you. Noted. So
we have an employee here that has some kids. His
name is Chad. I don't care what his natement. Well,
what happened to my car? It's got some kids? And
there about elementary school? Are he just got four kids
elementary school? They cute little guys too, and um, so
(07:30):
he's got a he's got a family. I don't care
about his family. I don't care about Chad. All I
care about is what happened to about many vans. The
thing about many vans is they feed a lot of kids,
and a lot of children's in them. And so what
had happened is that Chad, without approval from anybody in
(07:51):
the auto shop, decided to take kids, kids on a
little outing to the aquarium yesterday, and that is when
it happened. I'm sure you saw the news. What the dude,
Oh my god, what happened? Which when the Chad, Chad's oldest,
tried to steal the walrus and put in the back
of the minivan, and the Walters, of course didn't like
being in the back of the minivan. Of course, it's
also legal seal the walrus from the local aquarium. So
(08:14):
there was the police involved, police chasing, the Walters kind
of had a heyday in the minivan, and that minivan
is now dead and gone. I'm so sorry about this.
There's no way to say it salvage that at all.
It's got Walters damage. And once you get Walters stamage,
I think you know, are you telling me that an
employee stole my car, took it to the aquarium with
(08:37):
children and stole a walvering. No, I am not telling
you that. Well, what are you telling me? He didn't
steal it. His son stole it, the oldest one. He's
a seventeen year old little bit of a hoodlum. So yeah,
I didn't tell you. You know, I have never dealt
with anyone more unprofessional than your shop. This is this
doesn't happen. Like You've already had my car for day,
(09:00):
you kept finding things wrong with it. I'm already stressed
out about that. And then an employee lets his kid
steal a walrus in my minivan, Like what the actual
you guys, I'm gonna sue the out of your shop.
You are going to be paying for my student loans, okay,
And you idiots at the shop, you better hope that
(09:20):
that acquirement is hiring because you're gonna be taking tickets
from there because that's the only place that's gonna hire you. Well,
then I'll just tell you this frank phone call, and
this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a
phone break on you and your sister set you up.
It's a joke. Oh my god, she said that You've
(09:41):
been annoyed because your car in the shop for way
too long now, and so I thought I'd just have
it destroyed by a Walrus or an employee who stole it,
and then try to steal a Walrus. I don't know.
I can't believe that I fell for that. The Jewel
Show on Demand. Welcome to the JNN, The Jewel News
(10:04):
Network for Tuesday, January third, twenty twenty three. This is
JNN getting it wrong in the new year. Oh yeah,
I'm jewel fresh and starting off a new year. You
might be tired of the same mole stressful job that
you have, and if you want a less stressful job,
you're in luck because the list came out of the
most and least stressful jobs that you can have. Number
(10:26):
one stressful job in the country is a urologist. Oh wow, yeah.
I don't know what's so stressful about that or why
it's the most stressful, but a urologist is the most
stressful job you can have. What's a urologist? Google ahead, Yeah,
they deal with let's put it this play. You're in urology.
You're in yeah, oh yeah, Bennet. If I was a urologist,
(10:49):
I wouldn't mind being a urologist because I would have
a lot of fun with it. If I had to
tell someone like good news, right, yeah, I would just
be like, guess what you're in. Luck, Everything's cool, Everything's fine,
Oh my god, I love and make that job less
stressful for me. They probably annoyed. But anyway, the least
stressful jobs as you can have. If you're looking for
a less stressful twenty twenty three, a store security guard,
(11:09):
I would think everywhere but a Walmart. That seems stressful.
Of Walmart embombing dead bodies apparently not that stressful. Um,
don't get a lot of complaints to your customers. Probably
the airline pilot is one of the least stressful jobs
you can have. I'm gonna need y'all to be more stressed,
Like I'm need you to be stressed about the safety
of all of us passengers. Thank you. Also, border patrol
(11:30):
agent and TSA agent on the list of the least
stressful jobs are yeah, because the ones I see don't
seem stress. They seem very stressed, high stressed be yelling
at people. I'm like, look, we're all just trying to
do the same thing. Yeah, let me get through it
and actually doing this job being a radio They say
disc jockey is more stressful apparently than those jobs. It
(11:53):
ranks higher on the list than border patrol tsa disaster
response coordinator, captain of a boat. Wow, Oh, I'm gonna
leave the show this year and become a captain of
a boat. I think you should. Yeah, choosing the easier life,
settling down And what's the name of your ship? Lollipop? See,
(12:17):
that can't be a stressful ship at all. This is
the jn N, the Jewel News Network. If you think
we had a rough twenty twenty two, wait until you
hear the NN for twenty twenty three for your next
story listening to be Hey, it's been and you know
what they say, new year knew me? Well, this one
woman has a new look that she might not be
able to see. Okay, thirty two year old Annaya Peterson.
(12:40):
She's in awe of this like model that tattooed her
eyes and she was like, oh, let me do it too.
Despite the model going blind, she decided to take things
into her own hand tattooed her eye blue, and then
a few weeks later she tattooed her other eye purple
and now she's going blind. Oh yes, wow, and listen
to this. This is what she told the news. I
(13:00):
was just going to get one eye tattoo at first,
because I thought, if I do go blind, at least
I have the other eye. My daughter, my seven year
old daughter, told me I shouldn't do it. What if
you go blind? Mom? And she did not listen to
her seven year old daughter. From the mouth of babes
is what they say. Yeah, you know that is your
seven year old makes better decisions life decisions than you do.
(13:21):
That's crazy, jubill you're a fan of tattoos and eye tattoos. Yeah,
your name, yea if they don't make you go blind?
Is the JNN, the Jubil News Network where every single
correspondent on the JNN has an eye tattoo. That's our hatos.
We're also bad a guarantees because none of us have
an eye tattoos. For a story that's ane over to
(13:42):
Christian Grace. Now, Christmas may have passed, but this driver
in Arizona has found a very unique way to continue
the holiday celebrations going. If I do say so myself.
According to kgU and nine, a driver was on the
Interstate ten in Phoenix, and when an Arizona State Police
officer saw something that looked a little bit off. Okay,
the driver was in the HOV lane, which we all
know is for you know, two or more passengers in
the vehicle, and they don't let you have imaginary your friends,
(14:03):
no imaginary friends that before, And I'm like, what are
you talking about my imaginary your friend Pizza over there?
He's very upset that you're not acknowledging. Yeah, and he's
being very disrespectful. You should take him to jail. I'm
out of here exactly. So the cop noticed that something
was off, and what it was was it was a huge,
inflatable grinch in the front seat she was driving around
with her. It's yet to be determined if the driver
(14:25):
was having a hard time just letting go of the
holiday spirit or if she thought she was being clever
and getting away with something. Either way, she was sided
with an HOV violation. So better luck next time to her.
Having a big, green, angry looking grinch in your front seat,
I think that's pretty easy to spot that you're trying
to get by. There was a photo too, where you
could just see the grinch in the front seat they
have her face blurred out and he's like, yeah, you're busting.
(14:47):
I never go on the hov lane. I am petrified.
I always see like the little police officers and that
little little lane to the left, and I'm like, I
am good and it worked. It Just get you a grinch,
She'll be fine. Yeah, this is the and the Jewil
News Network. Listen to the Jewel News Network at the
same time every single weekday morning and get your filled.
(15:07):
It's the JNN filling you up with news every weekday morning.
Oh yeah, get filled. Yeah, fill me up an remember
you follow show on social media at the Jewel Show.
Follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at
Ben and now I'm at Christian Grace. Now I'm at
Viram zero the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War
of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Wendy is
(15:29):
on the phone today for War the Roses to catch
a cheater and she thinks that her husband of four
years named Dan might be messing around behind her back.
And we'll find out why right now. Wendy, thank you
for your email. Thank you for coming on the show.
It's never fun to come on this way, but tell
us a little bit about why you think your husband
is cheating. What's going on. So my husband went on
(15:50):
a work trip about a week ago to wis concert,
Like nothing out of the ordinary usual work trips. He
has to take, take a bunch of pictures and you know,
the hotel, the place you stay, and all the things
that he found interesting, which is again not out of
the ordinary. Um, you know, no big deal. So he
comes home and he didn't even want to talk about
(16:10):
the trip. He was super cold and distant. He did
everything he could to avoid having conversations about it, and
it was just it was the strangest thing. The only
thing he really said was that, you know, I just
wanted to come home early and I needed to get away,
so I did. Like he was just he wouldn't even
say anything about it. So, you know, I'm starting to think,
(16:31):
I don't get it. Something's definitely up. So I'll go
back and I looked through all of the pictures you know,
that he sent to me, and again, nothing out of
the ordinary, except in some of these pictures you can
visibly see like a woman in the background in the
majority of them, which is kind of weird. Um, And
(16:51):
some of them yeah, so you know, yeah, it is
kind of weird. And you know, again, I don't know
if he took him like one right up through the
other or just think what. Obviously I can't tell, but
it's a little bit suspect to me. And again the
fact that he's so you know, just distant about the
whole thing and refused it to talk about it, it
just kind of concerns me a little bit. You know, Um,
(17:13):
did you ask him about your suspicions at all? Well,
I didn't, you know, bring it up that I was,
you know, like, hey, did you did something happen? Did
you cheat on me? Like? I wasn't going to do
that because I didn't want to be. I didn't want to,
you know, blow up the marriage over something that could
potentially be very very innocent. So you know again, I
you know, did everything I could to ask him about
(17:35):
the trip without actually insinuating that I was concerned. Okay,
how are his responses again? Just like I just wanted
to come home early. It just wasn't a great trip.
I you know that everything was fine, like no descriptives
on the hotel or like yeah it went golfing or nothing.
He just did not want to talk about it. Initially,
(17:56):
I'm thinking like, maybe something went wrong on the work trip,
maybe something out work. It's stressful, so he came home early.
But the photo or the photos with the woman in it,
that's really sketchy, and you you didn't ask him like, hey,
why is this Why is this woman in all the photos?
I mean he sent them to you, so I mean
free game. Yeah no, And that's the thing. It's like
(18:18):
he sent them to me, so like why would he
send me a picture of a woman that he's cheating
on me with? You know what I mean Again, I
just didn't want to be that person that just blows everything,
like comes in with a grenade, you know, to me, Yeah,
because I mean sometimes you do that and then you
find out that you were wrong and then you're like, whoa,
Now I feel like a big jerk. What if he
lost his job? Oh? And he doesn't want to tell you.
(18:41):
Has he been acting weird about work in general? Or
is it, you know, specifically this trip that's raising red
flags for you? It was pretty much the trip, okay,
so you know which that's why it leads me to
believe that it could be something, you know, along the
lines of cheating. Okay, I'm still stuck on the photos. Yeah,
(19:04):
what kind of photos were they? Are there? Like the
lobby of the bedroom, where were they? Because if somebody
else the same lady is in the lobby and the bedroom,
and then there's definitely something that's okay, well, there's no
photos of there's a picture of him in the room
and a picture, you know, showing me the room, but
there's no photo of her in that room. Okay. However,
(19:25):
there's you know, like in front of the hotel photo
where she's kind of in the background, and then the lobby,
you know, because it's been decorated. So again nothing incriminating,
but potentially incriminating, you know. Okay, Well, we'll see if
we can figure it out. What grocery store does he
shop at? Where's the rewards card? Remember he set it? Okay? Cool?
(19:47):
All right, well we'll and call from there and we'll
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card,
remember at random, who gets free flower delivery from our beautiful,
newly renovated floral department, and we'll see if he sends
those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, great, Cool,
We'll play a Song'll come back and get your War
of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, right in
the middle of War of the Roses, to Catch a
Cheater if you're just joining us, Wendy is on the
(20:09):
phone and Wendy thinks that her husband of four years
named Dan has been messing around and specifically on a
work trip. The reason that she thinks he is is
because he went on a work trip and during this
work trip he was post sending her pictures and stuff,
and she noticed the same woman in the background of
quite a few pictures. Also, he came back early from
(20:29):
the work trip, didn't really want to talk about it,
and just was kind of distant and how did you
describe him, windy distant, standoffish, standoffish about what happened on
the work trip and why he was back early and
all that. So we're about to call him from the
grocery store that he shops at and do what we
usually do. We say from the grocery store, and every
single month we choose one awards card remember at random,
who gets free floral flowers delivered from our floral department.
(20:51):
We'll see if he accepts that huff and if he
sends them to his wife Wendy, or if he sends
them to somebody else and will know if he's cheating.
All right, here we go, Wendy, I'm Gonnadas when a
B right now? Okay, okay? Thanks? Hello? Is this Dan? Yes?
(21:16):
You wonderful because Dan, this is Jorban from and your
rewards card member with us, and I'm calling to say
congratulations you won? Oh all right? Uh and I'm sorry
what did I what is this? Where did I win?
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member totally random.
We call them up and we give them three thirty
(21:36):
six long stem red roses delivered straight from our new
floral department. Oh okay, and I guess there's no like
hidden like catch or anything that I mean. I'd like
to send them to my my wife, Wendy. Okay, um,
and would you like to send a card along with it? Yeah? Sure,
(21:58):
why not? Great? We have all types of cards, so
tell me if you want funny, lovey, just a blank
one whatever, but you can put up two hundred and
fifty characters on it. Yeah. We could just do like
a I don't know, just like if you have like
a I guess one of those like just because type
of themes and just say love y'all. And that's to
(22:18):
your wife, Windy, yes, sir, great, yeah, okay, cool, so
just the wife. Then all right, I'll get those ordered
for you. And then I'm also really confused now because Dan,
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and my name is Jewel, my name is Bennett. I'm
Christian Grace. Now I'm sure. And we do a segment
on a show called War of the Roses to catch
(22:39):
a Cheater. That's where we try to see if you
are cheating on their significant other. Your wife actually had
us call you because she has been suspecting that you
might be messing around. And it doesn't sound like you
are unless you knew it was us already. And your wife,
Wendy is actually on the phone too and wants to
talk to you. Wait, wait, what what's going on? Sorry? Oh?
(23:03):
I feel bad? Why would you? Why would you think that?
Why would you why would you try to do this? Well,
I just like I thought you might be cheating on me, honestly,
like I'm not gonna lie. Why I don't I don't
understand you know how you went on that work trip
a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and well you kind
(23:29):
of just came back a different person, Like what happened?
You know? Um, what are you even talking about? No idea,
what you're even trying to say? Well, what I mean?
You came back early. You said you just wanted to
come home. So I asked you about it, and I
got nothing from you. Really you You've just been really distant,
(23:51):
standoffish about the whole thing. You know, Um, you wouldn't
talk about it, and it's you know, it concerned me.
And because I mean so, then of course I start
to overthink everything. Yeah I can, I can definitely see that,
and I just I don't even know why you would
think that I would be the type of person. So
(24:12):
it's like break your trust and do something and like
cheat on you just because I'm quiet or something. I
don't I don't understand, Like this is crazy. I wrote,
what give me like a real reason that would make
you call a radio station to try to catch me cheating?
Like what? First of all, you send me photos all
the time? You know, Like I said, I started to overthink.
So I went back through the photos and there's this
(24:36):
woman that somehow randomly appears in several of those photos.
So I'm like, who is this? Excuse me? And why
is she in the photos? And why is he so standoffish?
And why did he come home early? So you know,
I just I don't know. I don't even know what
(24:56):
the hell you're talking about. There's this woman in these
pho photos, like several of your photos in the background,
just random appearance in these photos, like I'm going to
text them to you so you can take to look
at them, like she's in all these photos. And again,
it would be no big deal, and I would have
never noticed had you not come back and been so
(25:17):
weird about the whole trip. You know, who's the lady
in the photos? All right? Hold on, let me see
what the heck you're even talking about here, give me
a sex all right, Um, I I just what she's
(25:37):
talking about. Unless you are the president and that was
your secret service detail, you got someone explaining today, who
is she? Like? Why is she in the photos? I
wish you just would have had this conversation with me,
like in the privacy of her own home, because this
is like a weird experience, which is why I left
(25:58):
the woman. Okay, So I was just like laying in
bad and I kept hearing like these voices, Like I
kept hearing people talk, and I would I would check
out that, you know, I would think that someone was
there was no one, like there was nobody there, like
there was nobody in the hallway. And then I would
hear like the face it would turn on its own,
like every night at like three am. So I'd have
(26:21):
to go, like, I'm getting out of bad to turn
off the sink at three what? I don't understand what
you're talking to me either, Well, I don't know how
to make it any more clearer. I mean, I was
hearing voices, the sink kept turning on, and at that
point I said, so I I just wanted to get
out of there. I wasn't I wasn't comfortable. There was
definitely some weird stuff going on. And listen, I when
(26:41):
I got home, I googled that hotel. It comes up
as one of the most haunted hotels in the US.
Oh gosh, that's nice, but it still doesn't answer the
question about who was in behind. Yeah, are you saying
there was a ghost? Hello? Now, if that ain't created,
I don't know what it is. Yeah, I don't know
(27:04):
if i'd buy that I don't know what to tell
you that, you know, stuff was going down that night.
I didn't even see this image until now, but I
do know for a fact that what I was hearing
was something that was not part of this realm or
whatever you want to call it. The sink was turning on.
(27:25):
I'd telled maintenance. They were not really like helpful. I mean,
if you don't want to believe me, that's fine, but
I got the heck out of there. I did not
want to be there any longer. I promise you I'm
not cheating on you. I don't understand why you wouldn't
just tell me that. I mean, instead of being so
completely invasive about the whole thing. I mean, we talked
(27:45):
about everything. At least he's not cheating Wendy. But Dan,
I do have one last question. Did you and that
ghost messed around? It happened? Yes, you know there's a
thing at that hotel. What happened there? Stays We're going
to talk about that when the Jewels Show on demand.
(28:07):
Jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
the Jewels Show? And you texted us at four one
o six one saying that you had a dirty little
secret so we're calling you back to ask what your
dirty little secret is. Hi, Hello, top of the morning.
(28:31):
Do you have time to tell us what your dirty
little secret is? Right now? Are you gotta run? No?
I okay, My dirty little secret is I'm having some
troubles at my house, some some flooding and stuff. So
I'm staying in my parents right now. And I recently
found out that my parents I don't know how long,
(28:51):
but they've been smoking weed. Oh oh not really. How
old are there? Yeah? Um, they're about them there, fifties,
so old old enough to know better as a use
their own words against love it. So is that your
secret that you know that they do that? Yeah? I like,
I found the stash one day and it was late
(29:14):
at night and it was dark. I was looking for something,
and I think I kind of just commits myself, you know.
One of the mom's denials say, I was like, oh,
on the other day, I get home late, was that
with some friends and my mom was in the backyard,
like smoking down. Did she know that? Uh? No, I
(29:37):
saw her through the window. I was in the living room,
shoes in the backyard. And then the next day I
come home late again at night and my dad's just
eating cereal at one am. That's hilarious. Wait to have you.
You haven't told them that, you know? But are you
(29:57):
planning to? I don't really know how to approach it,
is the issue. It's so strange because they were the
ones that used to give them to me for a
very long time at a young age. And yeah, I
don't really know how to. I mean, technically I'm staying
at their house right now, because again my house, like
what it I don't really you know, It's like, do
I like, am I supposed to have a problem with
(30:17):
this in their own house? I told them that I
think it's they're a little too old to be smoking weed.
She was smoking out of a bomb. To escalated quickly.
Not only are they just like dabbling a little bit,
they are the full on high school senior stoner on you.
(30:38):
She's smoking out of a Civil War cannon. This thing
is love it. I would definitely use this information against
them at the right time, but until then, I dropped
several hints like would you puff suff pass me of
that milk? You're just gonna go bet couch? Yeah. No.
The biggest of nice is, like I said, they used
(30:59):
to get onto me for and now I can't drug
test it for my job. So now that they're doing it,
I can't even partake. I don't I don't get to
have the cool like what if with the parents moment. Honestly,
that's worth quitting your job for to get high with
your parents. I would do it, Yeah, if they want
me to move in with them full time. One of
(31:20):
being happy stone or family here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I walked through the other day saying I said, hated
my mom, and I swear to god, she gave me
like a what's up, bro, it's changing her. That's a
good That's whatever they're getting is it's not even my
mom anymore. I need to get their person's number. Well,
(31:43):
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret man.
All right, thank you guys. Have a good one. The
Jewel Show on demand. The National Anthem needs to be updated.
It's the Jewel Show. I mean, I'm not sure, but
I think that that song was written a long time
ago by some guy who probably doesn't even have a TikTok,
so it needs to be changed. Things have changed in America,
and I think it just one line, you know how
the National Anthem says, Land of the Free and Home
(32:05):
of the Brave. I think it should be updated to
the Land of the Free and the Home of the Food,
because one thing every American gets excited about is food,
and then they get double excited about free food. And
if that free food is a double cheeseburger deep fried
inside of a twinkie at a state fair, yeah, you
don't even want to think about the type of excitement
that happens with Americans. And Americans are excited right now
(32:30):
because one of America's favorite restaurants has put their two
favorite words together, free and food. And that restaurant is
McDonald's McDonald's where McDonald's is giving away mcgold cards and
that gets you free food for life. Why do they determine,
because like they could give it to a five year
old now you got to feed him for like ninety
more years. Or you could give it to an eighty
year old who might have a couple of cheeseburgers left.
(32:51):
They're giving they're giving away twelve mcgold cards. It's probably
gonna be like the lotto, it's gonna be an eighty
year It's probably why they do it. There twelve mcgold cards,
which grants you free McDonald for life, and to be eligible,
all you have to do is participate in their Season
of Sharing promotion on the McDonald's app. And season isn't
spelled seas o N because the cool thing for brands
to do now is take the vowels out of everything,
(33:11):
so it's s z N Season of Sharing. I want
to open a restaurant called Vowels with no vowels, just vwls.
That's how you could be one of the twelve people
in the world that will win a McDonald's Gold card
giving you free McDonald's for life. I mean only twelve people.
I know. It's like Donald's being cheap. It's reminding me
(33:32):
of like Willie Walker and the Chocolate Factory, but McDonald's
fries and burgers. I would rather have this than the
Willie Walker and the Chocolate Factory golden ticket saying, and
if you get one of these mcgold cards that will
give you free food for life that McDonald's is giving away,
you'll be in good company because one of the richest
people in the world, Bill Gates, has a McDonald's Gold Card.
I don't know if there's a special McDonald's location that
you go to where the arches are actually real gold
(33:55):
and Bill Gates is in there hanging out. Of course,
Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, get free
food for the rest of his life and as like,
they don't have caveyard McDonald's, so I'm not sure why
he's been going there anyway. You know, Bill Gates has one,
and Rob Low is the only other person to have
a McDonald's Gold card. I don't know why Roblow gets
a McDonald's gold card. Bill Gates started Microsoft, obviously one
(34:17):
of the richest people on the planet. Ye, I don't
know why the only other person to have a McDonald's
Gold card. Since they're giving these things away to twelve
people in their Season of Sharing sweepstakes, I don't know
why Rob Blow is the only other person. Makes no sense.
Who is Rob Blow? He's an actor or was an actor?
Roblo was bigger back in the eighties nineties. I mean,
I guess it makes sense because where Roblow's career is at.
(34:39):
If you were in a movie right now, they list
a bunch of names and be like and Rob Blow,
So it's Bill Gates and Rob Blow as one. McDonalds
has announced that they're giving away twelve mcgold cards where
people will get free McDonald's for life. I don't know
if that's like the flex that you really want. What
do you say, supersize me the guy who ate McDonald's
for thirty days? Could you imagine a life time? That's
(35:00):
why mcdonald'sn't worried about it. You'll have a lot of
money to say for those medical meals girl ten years
all right. McDonald says that three people will get four
mcgold's cards because it's part of their season of sharing promotions.
So three people get twelve McDonald's met gold cards, one
for them and then one for three of their friends.
So you t me about the mcgold cards. Imagine having
(35:22):
that kind of power. You could make your friends do
anything for you. Oh yeah, anything. You want this gold card?
You want this mcgold card? How bad do you want it?
I'll do anything for some fries. It's like the gold
amex McDonald's black card. Yes, the French prize come on exactly. Yes,
there are a few limits on the mcgold card, though
technically it only covers two free meals per week for
(35:43):
fifty years. Oh that is what? Yeah, wrapped rapp Are
you serious? What kind of McDonald's go back to the
drawing board. I'm deleting my app now, absolutely, I don't
want to Fried chicken hug is nothing. Two free meals
a week for fifty years, that's Mike whack. I feel
like the McDon those Gold card does a mixed scam.
I've been good with that. I mean, I would think
(36:04):
that would be plenty, but still they say for life.
That adds up to a total of eight dollars a year.
That doesn't right. We're not really giving us that much here.
What is eight dollars a year for fifty years? Not enough?
Not enough? Yeah? Text ten four one six one. Where
would you want free food for life? The Jibbil Show
on demand
The Jewbil Show on demand. This is going to be
a great year. You know why. Why Because it's time
for Ridiculous Internet Questions, America's favorite new game show. It's
the most popular game show the universe has ever seen
and you can only hear it here on the Jebil Show.
And it's the first show of the new year. And
that's how you know it's going to be great as
(00:20):
we're doing Ridiculous Internet Questions, which we've done for a
while now. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions, the segment where we
discuss the question that everybody's talking about on the dot
com today and what is today's ridiculous Internet question. It's
a super creative one because it's the new year. What
is your new Year's resolution? Call us eight at eight
(00:40):
three four three one oh six one text in four
one o six one. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions? And what
is your new Year's resolution? Naya, yes hi, hi, how
are you? What's your new Year's resolution? So my new
year's resolution this year is to give back in the kitchen,
start cooking again and something new, like a new dish
(01:02):
that I've never tried to cook every single week. You
were when you stopped before every single week. I was
like that, I like that New Year's resolution because that's
very attainable just one meal and you got three hundred
and sixty four days to do it now. And I
was like, I think you can definitely accomplish that. But
then you said every week, and I was like, oh boy,
(01:23):
that's gonna be tough. My resolutions to get invited to
your house ye a week. We don't know if it'll
be good though. It doesn't even have to be right,
as long as you're cooking something new that you've never
cooked before. Every single week, you're accomplishing your New Year's resolution.
Thanks for your phone called NYA, Thank you call us
up eighty eight three four three one o six one,
(01:43):
text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet
questions and what is your New Year's resolution? Victoria? One
major New Year's resolution that I personally have is to
try to think before I asked our executive preacher Brad
a question. I think he's started to get really annoyed
with all my questions. So we're gonna try to do that.
(02:04):
How are you going to accomplish that? We're going to
start asking us questions what do you guys think do
you guys think I should ask Brad this question? Three
four three one six one text and four one oh
six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's ridiculous Internet
question because it's the new year and it's the first
show of the new year. Is what is your new
Year's resolution? Hey, Dex? What's up? Hey? How's it going?
(02:26):
Pretty good? Deck? How's it going with you? It's going great,
It is going great. Happy New Year, Happy New Year Year.
What's your new Year's resolution? Dex? I am going to
talk to more women? Okay, myself out there? Okay? Yeah?
And does that mean like you're going to ask for
more dates and things like that, or you're just gonna
try to, like have conversations with more women. I'm gonna
(02:49):
ask for more dates, specifically different women, exciting women. I've
had bad luck with the women I've talked to, so
this year I'm gonna search out more exciting, interesting women.
Do you do you have a plan for that? Like,
how are you going to find the exciting woman that
you're looking for? I'm just gonna hit up the bars
and strike up some conversations to see what happened. Okay, okay,
(03:10):
say what is an exciting woman to you? That was
going to be my next question, Victoria, good question question, Yes,
what is an exciting woman for death? Honestly, I take
somebody who just doesn't want to sit on the couch
all day and night, somebody who wants to go out,
maybe dans, maybe go on a hike or something, or
go travel. And are you normally good at talking to
people that you're interested in romantically, like, you know, approaching them? Oh,
(03:32):
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. I think I'm just
going to start going up to people who go say, hey,
how do you get into trouble? Oh? Oh that's a
good one. Oh pickup line, how do you get into trouble?
I like that. Yeah, you could also very interesting answers.
You could also get some very interesting answers. You're trying
to hear about prison records and mean, how did I
get or I'm glad you as the question that just
(03:54):
got of. Hell, yeah, that is interesting, and that is
an exciting woman. It is right? Well, deck's good luck man.
Good one se text in four on a six one.
What's your new Year's resolution? I set the same resolution
every year, Okay, and I always follow through, okay always?
What is it my New Year's resolution is always? I'm
(04:14):
not going to set another New Year's resolution this year.
Listen yourself right there? I did. I set myself up
for success every year. That's what I like. That is
what i'll you know why I start off on a
bad foot right exactly exactly? And did I do another
resolution this year? No? I do killed it. I get
a full success already literally already winning the whole year. Yeah. Minute,
(04:35):
What is your Newe's resolution this year? I hope I
want to stop being such a hot head. And I'm
so hot headed, and I always like respond before I think. So. Yeah,
that is my New year resolution. I'm gonna join you
in that resolution. We gonna hold each other's hand and
keep each other calm because I'm there with you. Answer
No one resolution of mine that came true. I remember
I said at the beginning of twenty twenty two, I
(04:55):
wanted to be in the top fifty TV and film
podcast at least one week. In my interview with Teresa
Judas got me to number thirty. That's awesome, that was very,
very cool. So I want to continue that into twenty
twenty three. More podcast, more interviews and more, many manifesting,
more mons. Dollar make what is it? What? Dollar make? Me? Hollow?
(05:16):
Honey boo child? Absolutely hope you get the hot head
thing is definitely not gonna work for either of you,
I know, but we get one of those other things.
We've got to be more like you, setting ourselves up
for success. The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil
Phone frame Today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, hello,
(05:41):
my name is Ted Devau. I'm calling from Battle Shop.
I was looking for Ashley. Hello, Ashley, how are you today?
I'm good? How are you well? I am. I'm just
checking in with myself he a little bit, and you
know what, I am not too bad. Thank you very
much for asking. So I'm called in regards to your
Dodge caravan that we have here at our shop getting
(06:03):
worked on. Uh huh is it ready? Um? Yes, that's
that's exactly why I'm calling and need to go of
a few things with you with the vehicle, okay, because
like I brought it in four days ago now for
just like an oil change, and then you found stuff
with the brakes and a couple other things look at
(06:24):
and it was only supposed to take like a day
or two, and now it's been four, So like, is
there something else wrong with it? Now? It's correct. Yes,
we did have it longer than we expected, and there's
a new issue that has come about. It is not
anything necessarily that we found, but it did happen. And
so that's why I'm on the phone with you. I
(06:44):
need to sort of ask you a little bit about
your insurance situation. My insurance was most specifically Walrus insurance.
Did you say Walrus insurance? If you know what, I
probably should ask you a different question about what you're
covered for, because I could fall into a lot of things.
I think to Walters insurance, probably this probably know such
thing as walterce insurance is there. If you don't tell
(07:06):
me what happened to my car right now, I will
come down there and I will strangle you. Noted. So
we have an employee here that has some kids. His
name is Chad. I don't care what his natement. Well,
what happened to my car? It's got some kids? And
there about elementary school? Are he just got four kids
elementary school? They cute little guys too, and um, so
(07:30):
he's got a he's got a family. I don't care
about his family. I don't care about Chad. All I
care about is what happened to about many vans. The
thing about many vans is they feed a lot of kids,
and a lot of children's in them. And so what
had happened is that Chad, without approval from anybody in
(07:51):
the auto shop, decided to take kids, kids on a
little outing to the aquarium yesterday, and that is when
it happened. I'm sure you saw the news. What the dude,
Oh my god, what happened? Which when the Chad, Chad's oldest,
tried to steal the walrus and put in the back
of the minivan, and the Walters, of course didn't like
being in the back of the minivan. Of course, it's
also legal seal the walrus from the local aquarium. So
(08:14):
there was the police involved, police chasing, the Walters kind
of had a heyday in the minivan, and that minivan
is now dead and gone. I'm so sorry about this.
There's no way to say it salvage that at all.
It's got Walters damage. And once you get Walters stamage,
I think you know, are you telling me that an
employee stole my car, took it to the aquarium with
(08:37):
children and stole a walvering. No, I am not telling
you that. Well, what are you telling me? He didn't
steal it. His son stole it, the oldest one. He's
a seventeen year old little bit of a hoodlum. So yeah,
I didn't tell you. You know, I have never dealt
with anyone more unprofessional than your shop. This is this
doesn't happen. Like You've already had my car for day,
(09:00):
you kept finding things wrong with it. I'm already stressed
out about that. And then an employee lets his kid
steal a walrus in my minivan, Like what the actual
you guys, I'm gonna sue the out of your shop.
You are going to be paying for my student loans, okay,
And you idiots at the shop, you better hope that
(09:20):
that acquirement is hiring because you're gonna be taking tickets
from there because that's the only place that's gonna hire you. Well,
then I'll just tell you this frank phone call, and
this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a
phone break on you and your sister set you up.
It's a joke. Oh my god, she said that You've
(09:41):
been annoyed because your car in the shop for way
too long now, and so I thought I'd just have
it destroyed by a Walrus or an employee who stole it,
and then try to steal a Walrus. I don't know.
I can't believe that I fell for that. The Jewel
Show on Demand. Welcome to the JNN, The Jewel News
(10:04):
Network for Tuesday, January third, twenty twenty three. This is
JNN getting it wrong in the new year. Oh yeah,
I'm jewel fresh and starting off a new year. You
might be tired of the same mole stressful job that
you have, and if you want a less stressful job,
you're in luck because the list came out of the
most and least stressful jobs that you can have. Number
(10:26):
one stressful job in the country is a urologist. Oh wow, yeah.
I don't know what's so stressful about that or why
it's the most stressful, but a urologist is the most
stressful job you can have. What's a urologist? Google ahead, Yeah,
they deal with let's put it this play. You're in urology.
You're in yeah, oh yeah, Bennet. If I was a urologist,
(10:49):
I wouldn't mind being a urologist because I would have
a lot of fun with it. If I had to
tell someone like good news, right, yeah, I would just
be like, guess what you're in. Luck, Everything's cool, Everything's fine,
Oh my god, I love and make that job less
stressful for me. They probably annoyed. But anyway, the least
stressful jobs as you can have. If you're looking for
a less stressful twenty twenty three, a store security guard,
(11:09):
I would think everywhere but a Walmart. That seems stressful.
Of Walmart embombing dead bodies apparently not that stressful. Um,
don't get a lot of complaints to your customers. Probably
the airline pilot is one of the least stressful jobs
you can have. I'm gonna need y'all to be more stressed,
Like I'm need you to be stressed about the safety
of all of us passengers. Thank you. Also, border patrol
(11:30):
agent and TSA agent on the list of the least
stressful jobs are yeah, because the ones I see don't
seem stress. They seem very stressed, high stressed be yelling
at people. I'm like, look, we're all just trying to
do the same thing. Yeah, let me get through it
and actually doing this job being a radio They say
disc jockey is more stressful apparently than those jobs. It
(11:53):
ranks higher on the list than border patrol tsa disaster
response coordinator, captain of a boat. Wow, Oh, I'm gonna
leave the show this year and become a captain of
a boat. I think you should. Yeah, choosing the easier life,
settling down And what's the name of your ship? Lollipop? See,
(12:17):
that can't be a stressful ship at all. This is
the jn N, the Jewel News Network. If you think
we had a rough twenty twenty two, wait until you
hear the NN for twenty twenty three for your next
story listening to be Hey, it's been and you know
what they say, new year knew me? Well, this one
woman has a new look that she might not be
able to see. Okay, thirty two year old Annaya Peterson.
(12:40):
She's in awe of this like model that tattooed her
eyes and she was like, oh, let me do it too.
Despite the model going blind, she decided to take things
into her own hand tattooed her eye blue, and then
a few weeks later she tattooed her other eye purple
and now she's going blind. Oh yes, wow, and listen
to this. This is what she told the news. I
(13:00):
was just going to get one eye tattoo at first,
because I thought, if I do go blind, at least
I have the other eye. My daughter, my seven year
old daughter, told me I shouldn't do it. What if
you go blind? Mom? And she did not listen to
her seven year old daughter. From the mouth of babes
is what they say. Yeah, you know that is your
seven year old makes better decisions life decisions than you do.
(13:21):
That's crazy, jubill you're a fan of tattoos and eye tattoos. Yeah,
your name, yea if they don't make you go blind?
Is the JNN, the Jubil News Network where every single
correspondent on the JNN has an eye tattoo. That's our hatos.
We're also bad a guarantees because none of us have
an eye tattoos. For a story that's ane over to
(13:42):
Christian Grace. Now, Christmas may have passed, but this driver
in Arizona has found a very unique way to continue
the holiday celebrations going. If I do say so myself.
According to kgU and nine, a driver was on the
Interstate ten in Phoenix, and when an Arizona State Police
officer saw something that looked a little bit off. Okay,
the driver was in the HOV lane, which we all
know is for you know, two or more passengers in
the vehicle, and they don't let you have imaginary your friends,
(14:03):
no imaginary friends that before, And I'm like, what are
you talking about my imaginary your friend Pizza over there?
He's very upset that you're not acknowledging. Yeah, and he's
being very disrespectful. You should take him to jail. I'm
out of here exactly. So the cop noticed that something
was off, and what it was was it was a huge,
inflatable grinch in the front seat she was driving around
with her. It's yet to be determined if the driver
(14:25):
was having a hard time just letting go of the
holiday spirit or if she thought she was being clever
and getting away with something. Either way, she was sided
with an HOV violation. So better luck next time to her.
Having a big, green, angry looking grinch in your front seat,
I think that's pretty easy to spot that you're trying
to get by. There was a photo too, where you
could just see the grinch in the front seat they
have her face blurred out and he's like, yeah, you're busting.
(14:47):
I never go on the hov lane. I am petrified.
I always see like the little police officers and that
little little lane to the left, and I'm like, I
am good and it worked. It Just get you a grinch,
She'll be fine. Yeah, this is the and the Jewil
News Network. Listen to the Jewel News Network at the
same time every single weekday morning and get your filled.
(15:07):
It's the JNN filling you up with news every weekday morning.
Oh yeah, get filled. Yeah, fill me up an remember
you follow show on social media at the Jewel Show.
Follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at
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Viram zero the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War
of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Wendy is
(15:29):
on the phone today for War the Roses to catch
a cheater and she thinks that her husband of four
years named Dan might be messing around behind her back.
And we'll find out why right now. Wendy, thank you
for your email. Thank you for coming on the show.
It's never fun to come on this way, but tell
us a little bit about why you think your husband
is cheating. What's going on. So my husband went on
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a work trip about a week ago to wis concert,
Like nothing out of the ordinary usual work trips. He
has to take, take a bunch of pictures and you know,
the hotel, the place you stay, and all the things
that he found interesting, which is again not out of
the ordinary. Um, you know, no big deal. So he
comes home and he didn't even want to talk about
(16:10):
the trip. He was super cold and distant. He did
everything he could to avoid having conversations about it, and
it was just it was the strangest thing. The only
thing he really said was that, you know, I just
wanted to come home early and I needed to get away,
so I did. Like he was just he wouldn't even
say anything about it. So, you know, I'm starting to think,
(16:31):
I don't get it. Something's definitely up. So I'll go
back and I looked through all of the pictures you know,
that he sent to me, and again, nothing out of
the ordinary, except in some of these pictures you can
visibly see like a woman in the background in the
majority of them, which is kind of weird. Um, And
(16:51):
some of them yeah, so you know, yeah, it is
kind of weird. And you know, again, I don't know
if he took him like one right up through the
other or just think what. Obviously I can't tell, but
it's a little bit suspect to me. And again the
fact that he's so you know, just distant about the
whole thing and refused it to talk about it, it
just kind of concerns me a little bit. You know, Um,
(17:13):
did you ask him about your suspicions at all? Well,
I didn't, you know, bring it up that I was,
you know, like, hey, did you did something happen? Did
you cheat on me? Like? I wasn't going to do
that because I didn't want to be. I didn't want to,
you know, blow up the marriage over something that could
potentially be very very innocent. So you know again, I
you know, did everything I could to ask him about
(17:35):
the trip without actually insinuating that I was concerned. Okay,
how are his responses again? Just like I just wanted
to come home early. It just wasn't a great trip.
I you know that everything was fine, like no descriptives
on the hotel or like yeah it went golfing or nothing.
He just did not want to talk about it. Initially,
(17:56):
I'm thinking like, maybe something went wrong on the work trip,
maybe something out work. It's stressful, so he came home early.
But the photo or the photos with the woman in it,
that's really sketchy, and you you didn't ask him like, hey,
why is this Why is this woman in all the photos?
I mean he sent them to you, so I mean
free game. Yeah no, And that's the thing. It's like
(18:18):
he sent them to me, so like why would he
send me a picture of a woman that he's cheating
on me with? You know what I mean Again, I
just didn't want to be that person that just blows everything,
like comes in with a grenade, you know, to me, Yeah,
because I mean sometimes you do that and then you
find out that you were wrong and then you're like, whoa,
Now I feel like a big jerk. What if he
lost his job? Oh? And he doesn't want to tell you.
(18:41):
Has he been acting weird about work in general? Or
is it, you know, specifically this trip that's raising red
flags for you? It was pretty much the trip, okay,
so you know which that's why it leads me to
believe that it could be something, you know, along the
lines of cheating. Okay, I'm still stuck on the photos. Yeah,
(19:04):
what kind of photos were they? Are there? Like the
lobby of the bedroom, where were they? Because if somebody
else the same lady is in the lobby and the bedroom,
and then there's definitely something that's okay, well, there's no
photos of there's a picture of him in the room
and a picture, you know, showing me the room, but
there's no photo of her in that room. Okay. However,
(19:25):
there's you know, like in front of the hotel photo
where she's kind of in the background, and then the lobby,
you know, because it's been decorated. So again nothing incriminating,
but potentially incriminating, you know. Okay, Well, we'll see if
we can figure it out. What grocery store does he
shop at? Where's the rewards card? Remember he set it? Okay? Cool?
(19:47):
All right, well we'll and call from there and we'll
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card,
remember at random, who gets free flower delivery from our beautiful,
newly renovated floral department, and we'll see if he sends
those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, great, Cool,
We'll play a Song'll come back and get your War
of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, right in
the middle of War of the Roses, to Catch a
Cheater if you're just joining us, Wendy is on the
(20:09):
phone and Wendy thinks that her husband of four years
named Dan has been messing around and specifically on a
work trip. The reason that she thinks he is is
because he went on a work trip and during this
work trip he was post sending her pictures and stuff,
and she noticed the same woman in the background of
quite a few pictures. Also, he came back early from
(20:29):
the work trip, didn't really want to talk about it,
and just was kind of distant and how did you
describe him, windy distant, standoffish, standoffish about what happened on
the work trip and why he was back early and
all that. So we're about to call him from the
grocery store that he shops at and do what we
usually do. We say from the grocery store, and every
single month we choose one awards card remember at random,
who gets free floral flowers delivered from our floral department.
(20:51):
We'll see if he accepts that huff and if he
sends them to his wife Wendy, or if he sends
them to somebody else and will know if he's cheating.
All right, here we go, Wendy, I'm Gonnadas when a
B right now? Okay, okay? Thanks? Hello? Is this Dan? Yes?
(21:16):
You wonderful because Dan, this is Jorban from and your
rewards card member with us, and I'm calling to say
congratulations you won? Oh all right? Uh and I'm sorry
what did I what is this? Where did I win?
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member totally random.
We call them up and we give them three thirty
(21:36):
six long stem red roses delivered straight from our new
floral department. Oh okay, and I guess there's no like
hidden like catch or anything that I mean. I'd like
to send them to my my wife, Wendy. Okay, um,
and would you like to send a card along with it? Yeah? Sure,
(21:58):
why not? Great? We have all types of cards, so
tell me if you want funny, lovey, just a blank
one whatever, but you can put up two hundred and
fifty characters on it. Yeah. We could just do like
a I don't know, just like if you have like
a I guess one of those like just because type
of themes and just say love y'all. And that's to
(22:18):
your wife, Windy, yes, sir, great, yeah, okay, cool, so
just the wife. Then all right, I'll get those ordered
for you. And then I'm also really confused now because Dan,
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and my name is Jewel, my name is Bennett. I'm
Christian Grace. Now I'm sure. And we do a segment
on a show called War of the Roses to catch
(22:39):
a Cheater. That's where we try to see if you
are cheating on their significant other. Your wife actually had
us call you because she has been suspecting that you
might be messing around. And it doesn't sound like you
are unless you knew it was us already. And your wife,
Wendy is actually on the phone too and wants to
talk to you. Wait, wait, what what's going on? Sorry? Oh?
(23:03):
I feel bad? Why would you? Why would you think that?
Why would you why would you try to do this? Well,
I just like I thought you might be cheating on me, honestly,
like I'm not gonna lie. Why I don't I don't
understand you know how you went on that work trip
a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and well you kind
(23:29):
of just came back a different person, Like what happened?
You know? Um, what are you even talking about? No idea,
what you're even trying to say? Well, what I mean?
You came back early. You said you just wanted to
come home. So I asked you about it, and I
got nothing from you. Really you You've just been really distant,
(23:51):
standoffish about the whole thing. You know, Um, you wouldn't
talk about it, and it's you know, it concerned me.
And because I mean so, then of course I start
to overthink everything. Yeah I can, I can definitely see that,
and I just I don't even know why you would
think that I would be the type of person. So
(24:12):
it's like break your trust and do something and like
cheat on you just because I'm quiet or something. I
don't I don't understand, Like this is crazy. I wrote,
what give me like a real reason that would make
you call a radio station to try to catch me cheating?
Like what? First of all, you send me photos all
the time? You know, Like I said, I started to overthink.
So I went back through the photos and there's this
(24:36):
woman that somehow randomly appears in several of those photos.
So I'm like, who is this? Excuse me? And why
is she in the photos? And why is he so standoffish?
And why did he come home early? So you know,
I just I don't know. I don't even know what
(24:56):
the hell you're talking about. There's this woman in these
pho photos, like several of your photos in the background,
just random appearance in these photos, like I'm going to
text them to you so you can take to look
at them, like she's in all these photos. And again,
it would be no big deal, and I would have
never noticed had you not come back and been so
(25:17):
weird about the whole trip. You know, who's the lady
in the photos? All right? Hold on, let me see
what the heck you're even talking about here, give me
a sex all right, Um, I I just what she's
(25:37):
talking about. Unless you are the president and that was
your secret service detail, you got someone explaining today, who
is she? Like? Why is she in the photos? I
wish you just would have had this conversation with me,
like in the privacy of her own home, because this
is like a weird experience, which is why I left
(25:58):
the woman. Okay, So I was just like laying in
bad and I kept hearing like these voices, Like I
kept hearing people talk, and I would I would check
out that, you know, I would think that someone was
there was no one, like there was nobody there, like
there was nobody in the hallway. And then I would
hear like the face it would turn on its own,
like every night at like three am. So I'd have
(26:21):
to go, like, I'm getting out of bad to turn
off the sink at three what? I don't understand what
you're talking to me either, Well, I don't know how
to make it any more clearer. I mean, I was
hearing voices, the sink kept turning on, and at that
point I said, so I I just wanted to get
out of there. I wasn't I wasn't comfortable. There was
definitely some weird stuff going on. And listen, I when
(26:41):
I got home, I googled that hotel. It comes up
as one of the most haunted hotels in the US.
Oh gosh, that's nice, but it still doesn't answer the
question about who was in behind. Yeah, are you saying
there was a ghost? Hello? Now, if that ain't created,
I don't know what it is. Yeah, I don't know
(27:04):
if i'd buy that I don't know what to tell
you that, you know, stuff was going down that night.
I didn't even see this image until now, but I
do know for a fact that what I was hearing
was something that was not part of this realm or
whatever you want to call it. The sink was turning on.
(27:25):
I'd telled maintenance. They were not really like helpful. I mean,
if you don't want to believe me, that's fine, but
I got the heck out of there. I did not
want to be there any longer. I promise you I'm
not cheating on you. I don't understand why you wouldn't
just tell me that. I mean, instead of being so
completely invasive about the whole thing. I mean, we talked
(27:45):
about everything. At least he's not cheating Wendy. But Dan,
I do have one last question. Did you and that
ghost messed around? It happened? Yes, you know there's a
thing at that hotel. What happened there? Stays We're going
to talk about that when the Jewels Show on demand.
(28:07):
Jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
the Jewels Show? And you texted us at four one
o six one saying that you had a dirty little
secret so we're calling you back to ask what your
dirty little secret is. Hi, Hello, top of the morning.
(28:31):
Do you have time to tell us what your dirty
little secret is? Right now? Are you gotta run? No?
I okay, My dirty little secret is I'm having some
troubles at my house, some some flooding and stuff. So
I'm staying in my parents right now. And I recently
found out that my parents I don't know how long,
(28:51):
but they've been smoking weed. Oh oh not really. How
old are there? Yeah? Um, they're about them there, fifties,
so old old enough to know better as a use
their own words against love it. So is that your
secret that you know that they do that? Yeah? I like,
I found the stash one day and it was late
(29:14):
at night and it was dark. I was looking for something,
and I think I kind of just commits myself, you know.
One of the mom's denials say, I was like, oh,
on the other day, I get home late, was that
with some friends and my mom was in the backyard,
like smoking down. Did she know that? Uh? No, I
(29:37):
saw her through the window. I was in the living room,
shoes in the backyard. And then the next day I
come home late again at night and my dad's just
eating cereal at one am. That's hilarious. Wait to have you.
You haven't told them that, you know? But are you
(29:57):
planning to? I don't really know how to approach it,
is the issue. It's so strange because they were the
ones that used to give them to me for a
very long time at a young age. And yeah, I
don't really know how to. I mean, technically I'm staying
at their house right now, because again my house, like
what it I don't really you know, It's like, do
I like, am I supposed to have a problem with
(30:17):
this in their own house? I told them that I
think it's they're a little too old to be smoking weed.
She was smoking out of a bomb. To escalated quickly.
Not only are they just like dabbling a little bit,
they are the full on high school senior stoner on you.
(30:38):
She's smoking out of a Civil War cannon. This thing
is love it. I would definitely use this information against
them at the right time, but until then, I dropped
several hints like would you puff suff pass me of
that milk? You're just gonna go bet couch? Yeah. No.
The biggest of nice is, like I said, they used
(30:59):
to get onto me for and now I can't drug
test it for my job. So now that they're doing it,
I can't even partake. I don't I don't get to
have the cool like what if with the parents moment. Honestly,
that's worth quitting your job for to get high with
your parents. I would do it, Yeah, if they want
me to move in with them full time. One of
(31:20):
being happy stone or family here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I walked through the other day saying I said, hated
my mom, and I swear to god, she gave me
like a what's up, bro, it's changing her. That's a
good That's whatever they're getting is it's not even my
mom anymore. I need to get their person's number. Well,
(31:43):
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret man.
All right, thank you guys. Have a good one. The
Jewel Show on demand. The National Anthem needs to be updated.
It's the Jewel Show. I mean, I'm not sure, but
I think that that song was written a long time
ago by some guy who probably doesn't even have a TikTok,
so it needs to be changed. Things have changed in America,
and I think it just one line, you know how
the National Anthem says, Land of the Free and Home
(32:05):
of the Brave. I think it should be updated to
the Land of the Free and the Home of the Food,
because one thing every American gets excited about is food,
and then they get double excited about free food. And
if that free food is a double cheeseburger deep fried
inside of a twinkie at a state fair, yeah, you
don't even want to think about the type of excitement
that happens with Americans. And Americans are excited right now
(32:30):
because one of America's favorite restaurants has put their two
favorite words together, free and food. And that restaurant is
McDonald's McDonald's where McDonald's is giving away mcgold cards and
that gets you free food for life. Why do they determine,
because like they could give it to a five year
old now you got to feed him for like ninety
more years. Or you could give it to an eighty
year old who might have a couple of cheeseburgers left.
(32:51):
They're giving they're giving away twelve mcgold cards. It's probably
gonna be like the lotto, it's gonna be an eighty
year It's probably why they do it. There twelve mcgold cards,
which grants you free McDonald for life, and to be eligible,
all you have to do is participate in their Season
of Sharing promotion on the McDonald's app. And season isn't
spelled seas o N because the cool thing for brands
to do now is take the vowels out of everything,
(33:11):
so it's s z N Season of Sharing. I want
to open a restaurant called Vowels with no vowels, just vwls.
That's how you could be one of the twelve people
in the world that will win a McDonald's Gold card
giving you free McDonald's for life. I mean only twelve people.
I know. It's like Donald's being cheap. It's reminding me
(33:32):
of like Willie Walker and the Chocolate Factory, but McDonald's
fries and burgers. I would rather have this than the
Willie Walker and the Chocolate Factory golden ticket saying, and
if you get one of these mcgold cards that will
give you free food for life that McDonald's is giving away,
you'll be in good company because one of the richest
people in the world, Bill Gates, has a McDonald's Gold Card.
I don't know if there's a special McDonald's location that
you go to where the arches are actually real gold
(33:55):
and Bill Gates is in there hanging out. Of course,
Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, get free
food for the rest of his life and as like,
they don't have caveyard McDonald's, so I'm not sure why
he's been going there anyway. You know, Bill Gates has one,
and Rob Low is the only other person to have
a McDonald's Gold card. I don't know why Roblow gets
a McDonald's gold card. Bill Gates started Microsoft, obviously one
(34:17):
of the richest people on the planet. Ye, I don't
know why the only other person to have a McDonald's
Gold card. Since they're giving these things away to twelve
people in their Season of Sharing sweepstakes, I don't know
why Rob Blow is the only other person. Makes no sense.
Who is Rob Blow? He's an actor or was an actor?
Roblo was bigger back in the eighties nineties. I mean,
I guess it makes sense because where Roblow's career is at.
(34:39):
If you were in a movie right now, they list
a bunch of names and be like and Rob Blow,
So it's Bill Gates and Rob Blow as one. McDonalds
has announced that they're giving away twelve mcgold cards where
people will get free McDonald's for life. I don't know
if that's like the flex that you really want. What
do you say, supersize me the guy who ate McDonald's
for thirty days? Could you imagine a life time? That's
(35:00):
why mcdonald'sn't worried about it. You'll have a lot of
money to say for those medical meals girl ten years
all right. McDonald says that three people will get four
mcgold's cards because it's part of their season of sharing promotions.
So three people get twelve McDonald's met gold cards, one
for them and then one for three of their friends.
So you t me about the mcgold cards. Imagine having
(35:22):
that kind of power. You could make your friends do
anything for you. Oh yeah, anything. You want this gold card?
You want this mcgold card? How bad do you want it?
I'll do anything for some fries. It's like the gold
amex McDonald's black card. Yes, the French prize come on exactly. Yes,
there are a few limits on the mcgold card, though
technically it only covers two free meals per week for
(35:43):
fifty years. Oh that is what? Yeah, wrapped rapp Are
you serious? What kind of McDonald's go back to the
drawing board. I'm deleting my app now, absolutely, I don't
want to Fried chicken hug is nothing. Two free meals
a week for fifty years, that's Mike whack. I feel
like the McDon those Gold card does a mixed scam.
I've been good with that. I mean, I would think
(36:04):
that would be plenty, but still they say for life.
That adds up to a total of eight dollars a year.
That doesn't right. We're not really giving us that much here.
What is eight dollars a year for fifty years? Not enough?
Not enough? Yeah? Text ten four one six one. Where
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