January 23, 2023 • 36 mins
What has Pee Diddy done to rain on our parade?? Believe it or not, that is not all he is raining on and find out more what we mean by that in this episode of The Jubal Show!
Along with that, What is something you wouldn't want a million of? We answer that crazy question in this Ridiculous Internet Question, today a woman set her husband up for a Jubal Phone Prank and he gets told there are zoo animals running around his house, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on why a woman is suing a concert venue after she was caught drinking and driving in this Jubal News Network, one of our listeners isn't getting a call back from a date he went on in this First Date Follow Up and his accent might be whyl, there is a man on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret that he is keeping from an entire wedding party, and at the Jubal Show we like to take uncalculated risks!
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Along with that, What is something you wouldn't want a million of? We answer that crazy question in this Ridiculous Internet Question, today a woman set her husband up for a Jubal Phone Prank and he gets told there are zoo animals running around his house, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on why a woman is suing a concert venue after she was caught drinking and driving in this Jubal News Network, one of our listeners isn't getting a call back from a date he went on in this First Date Follow Up and his accent might be whyl, there is a man on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret that he is keeping from an entire wedding party, and at the Jubal Show we like to take uncalculated risks!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jibile Show on demand. I would not want a
million kids? At the text message we just got in
Right now at four one oh six one, It's time
for Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's the most exciting game show
the world has ever seen. It's not actually a game
show at all. It's just the segment where we ask
you the question that everybody's talking about on the dot
com today, and today's ridiculous Internet question is this, what
(00:23):
is something that you do not want a million of? Oh?
Somebody texted in kids or pickles? They wouldn't want a
million pickles? Why wouldn't have a million pickles? Pickles are delicious,
I just like they're deal. I don't need enough pickles.
How many pickles I had this week? Zero? And I
wish I would have had a million. Thanks for the
reminder that pickles are delicious and I don't need enough
of them. Call us eight eight eight three four three
(00:45):
one oh six one. Text in a four one oh
six one. What is something you do not want a
million of? Victoria children? Is actually the answer that I
also had, but someone already texted in. I'll say boyfriends,
because I honestly don't have time for one right now.
I can't imagine like a million for yourself. Start with
the one and then you get to a million. Yeah,
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call us eight to eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one ridiculous Internet question today? What is something you do
not want a million of? Courtney? Hi? Hi? Hi? What's
something you don't want a million of? Oh? My work problems?
That would be great, you know, not to have a
million of them? Yes, a job without the problems that
(01:25):
come along with a job. Right, What do you do
for work? Courtney? Oh? I am a government employee and
I am a supervisor of twenty eight Oh wow, Okay,
I got a lot of people. You're looking after government employee.
You know, most of my experience with government employees is
like the d OL or DMV. And no disrespect to you, Courtney.
I'm sure that you get things done because I can
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tell but the people that I've talked to. So, what
job do you have? Like? What do you do? What
is your title? Can you say? Do you feel comfortable saying? Oh? Yeah,
I'm fine saying it. So I currently work at JBLM. Okay,
I'm aware house manager and I'm being detailed to another
position because of short balls. Okay, okay, so when you
say government employee, you're like military kind of government playe Yeah,
(02:10):
I'm talking about the people at the DMV. They have
a ton of work problems, but they don't care. They
don't do any of them, so their work problems are
actually just work whatevers. So thanks for their pay. Yeah,
that's a terrible job. I would be the same way,
trust me. That's why I never have attitude back if
I'm at the DMV. I'm like, dude, if I were
in your position, I would have the worst attitude ever.
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Calls up eighty eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one o six one. What is something
that you do not want a million of Christian Something
I don't want a million of is work meetings? Oh yeah,
I hate work meetings. I'll you know, I appreciate a
good email. I love a good email. Just send me
what you need to say and keep it trucking. But
if you want a hundred work emails, I would because
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then I got to talk to y'all one hundred times.
You know, I just cleep on clicking, And you know,
one work meeting feels like a million to me absolutely,
or a million years off my life. Yeah, work meetings
is a very good answer. Call us up eight to
eight eight three four three one o six one texture
answer and at four one oh six one. What is
something that you do not want a million of? Larry?
(03:18):
I would take a million larries, that would true. I well,
thank you, yeah, thank you man. What would you not
want a million of? Oh? Kids, that's by far the
most popular answer on our text message board. It's just kids, babies, kids, babies,
No kids, nobody wants a million kids. I can only
(03:38):
hope it's parents that are also sent people there that
they're like, no, yeah, I've got two of you, and
I already have enough disrespect in my life. I don't
need a million times that. Do you have kids, Larry?
I do I have two? Well, then our kids anymore
than the men nineteen and twenty one. Okay, you did
your job. Yeah you did good for him and good
for you. Yeah, read them. I say something really quick. Yeah,
(04:03):
about a month ago you did where you just pretty
much went off the air and just let everybody kind
of decompressed. Oh yeah, I think you should probably do
get more often. I think with the way things are
today in the world. I think everybody could decompress every
day for about a few minutes. I would love to
do that. Thanks for suggestion, Larry. Yeah, a little while back,
I just kind of threw everything out the window because
(04:23):
for whatever reason, I was driving in that morning and
I was like, man, it is so hard for people
to find someone to talk to us. I was like,
you know what, hey, just call up. I want other
people to know that they're not alone, you can talk
about whatever you're going through. And it ended up being really,
really really good for people to hear that, hey, oh
somebody else is having kind of a similar situation, and
it helped us put a positive spin on some of
the things in life that we look at in a
(04:45):
more negative light. And it just was nice for us
all to be a group. So maybe we will do
that more often, Larry. A lot of people have asked
us to do that, So thank you for the suggestion. Man,
I'd like to I can't remember his name, but I
like to also say you have one of your guys
that worked with you. He's from the Carolina. I just
want to say hello, Tobacco Road appreciate it quite often. Yes,
(05:07):
it's that's me. Christian Yeah, I'm from North Carolina. Hello,
where are you from? Sir? I grew up in a
small town called Mount Airy, North Carolina, Mayberry, I swear
I grew up in Brain Charlotte. I went to school
in Charlotte. Well tobacco than you, Larry, Congratulations. Christian is
(05:27):
now going to move in with you, and you got
a new kid. I'm packing up right now. The Jewel
Show on demand. It's another jewil Phone frame Day Mornings
on the twenties. Hello back get hi? Hi? Uh? I
(05:53):
was looking for I tried to call Shannon. Is this Chris? Yeah?
Way as Darryl. Look, I shouldn't call you. I'm sorry
to ruin things. I don't know what time you were
supposed to be here, but nobody's at your house. I
showed up and we got a big issue. So, uh man,
what are you wait? You're you're at my house? Who
(06:16):
is this? This is? Well? Happy birthday? Happy birthday today?
Happy birthday? By the way, my birthday is next week.
What are you talking about? Back back? Sorry about that? Sorry? Okay,
how do you My wife got in touch with you?
What do you I don't I have no idea what
(06:37):
is going on? Um? Yes? So long story short, your
wife booked a surprise party for you. Um, my name
is Daryl. I'm from Darrel's Mobile Zoo. It's my zoo.
And um, we are here. We set up already. Nobody
is here. I'm assuming you guys are coming soon, but
we have a I had to get ahold of your
number one on the end voice too, because I just
I have to let you guys know before you get here,
(06:58):
do not come in the backyard. We're trying to handle
the situation. Wait, what don't you cannot believe? What is that? No,
he's no tulip, no back What were you saying? I
got distracted because the problem so, uh, work at work?
(07:24):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, my birthday is not until next week.
So you guys must have the wrong day or something.
And what is in my yard? What is going on?
What is happening? Oh, it looks maybe like we got
the back here's a brand, here's a brand property. Now
(07:50):
our prize Brown Barre, Harol's mumble zoo. Tulip is she's
I don't know what happened. Normally she's very mild mannered,
but she got out and I'm trying to rank her. Obviously,
I don't know if you heard that or not. Hold on,
let me get this straight. There is an angry brown
bear running around my yard. Get him out of there.
Do your job and handle the bear. Okay, have you
(08:11):
ever handled a bear before? Joe boy? What what? She's
not in the yard, She's not in the art anymore.
That's good news. Oh my god, get the How did
the bear get it? It's a proact. Bad Oh my god,
get the couch out of your mouth. Oh no, that
(08:32):
bad bear. Bad bear, bad bear. We don't eat couches,
so um, we can replace the couch. Just let you know.
And I'm just gonna recommend nobody near the house for
a while. The couch pal. Why would you even bring
a bear to a birthday party? That is absolutely insane.
(08:53):
I guess we've learned our lesson, huh. And also we're
a week early, so get the there out of my house.
I'm trying. Dude. You sound like you belong in a
(09:14):
trailer park and not handling a howt How about I
tell you this is a frank phone called this is
actually get bad Jewel from the Jewel Show. Back break
on you your wife, say you up? That's a joke.
Gotcha what your wife said that she plans elaborate surprise
(09:37):
parties for your birthday and wanted to brank you, actually
to say happy birthday. She wanted you to think that
she planned a huge surprise party for you a week
from now. Instead, she just wanted to phone prank you
and oh my god, there's no barre at your house. You.
I cannot believe you. Guys takes the cake for su Well, no,
(10:00):
the bear I really thought a bear with you. Well,
Happy birthday next week? Man, Oh thank you. I'm gonna
have a Heart of the Jewil Show on demand? Are
(10:21):
we ready? Ritter? Ritter, Fritter? Oh that was beautiful those
vocals in. Somebody gotta sing around here? I know? What
do you mean? I can? I know? But Tara playing
too swift before, So that's why I said, somebody's gotta
sing around here? Are you? Are you? Victoria? Can you
fell down a tune about being ready? Like yeah, yeah,
whoa whoa there sings out me? Yeah, what do you say?
(10:42):
What do you say? Should be the last time? They think,
because she just owned you in the singing department. Yeah
you didn't like my singing? Listen if this was American idol,
I'd be here with the golden ticket to Hollywood and
can read back to your small town. This is not
American Idol. This is YNN the Jewil News Network for Monday,
January twenty third, twenty twenty three. This is the Jewel
(11:05):
News Network where we don't have a crack reporting team,
but we do have a reporting team who's on crack.
As you can tell by the way we started this,
I'm Jewel Fresh And for the first story today, here's
something you don't want to hear on a Monday, or
a Tuesday, or really any day of the week, but
why not. P Diddy's girlfriend, Young Mommy, has been oversharing
a teen ce bit about her relationship with the rap icon,
(11:27):
and the entire internet is now trolling her. In case
you listed, why is the Internet trolling P Diddy's girlfriend
because she shared some of their bedroom activities on an
interview she did the other day okay, and shared that
her man P Diddy and her enjoy how do I
say this? His name should probably be changed to pp
did Oh. Yeah, apparently that's what they're into. Yeah, rain
(11:51):
on me is what she said, Victoria, Do you know
what we're talking about? No? Yeah, how do you explain that? Sorry,
So I'll do the joke again, okay, and then we'll
see if you can pick up on what Yeah they're
into Okay. I think his name should be changed to
Pep Diddy, so like he good job, got it? Wait?
(12:17):
What is the JNN The Jubile News Network. This is
mission of JNN is posited by Crazy Else fund Bags.
When you're in the need for a new first or backpack,
don't go with a boring one. Come on down to
Big Owls and get your hands on our fund bags today. Yeah,
for our next story, let's sit it on over to Victoria. Hey,
it's Victoria. And when was the last time you checked
out a book at the library? If it was fifty
(12:39):
eight years ago, then you might want to return it,
otherwise you will be fined as bad as this man. Okay.
Dave Hickman, who is seventy six years old, returned his
book to the library where he belonged after having it
for fifty eight years. Thankfully, the library waived the fine
of fifty two thousand, four hundred dollars when he returned it.
Hickman check out the book back in nineteen sixty four.
When you plan to use it to help himself get
(13:00):
out of a minor traffic charge, although he said unfortunately
the book The Law of Motorists was not helpful in
his case at all. He promised himself he would return
it whenever he was back in town. Yeah, so if
you have a library book that's fifty eight years old,
maybe returning people rent library book. Still Yes, library still exists.
I know, I'm shocked. I used to know a guy
who had a library card, and I was like, why
(13:22):
do you go to the library. I'm so lazy. I
don't even like to read text. I can't even pay
attention to an audio book. I started podcast at five
minutes later, I'm like, wait, what am I doing? What
are they talking about again? I have to start over.
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network. It's news
hot from the grocer's oven. Ya wait, freezer frozen from
(13:44):
the freezer of the grocer. I don't know. I was
just agree with whatever it's Monday. Pe did he likes
to do weird things? That's all I know. Yeah, next,
let's send it over to Christian Grace. Now I'm on
location in Ontario, Canada, where a woman is doing an
entire concert venue after she attended a Marilyn Manson show.
According to Local twelve dot com and Yellow Lease, twenty six,
was driving home from the concert at the Budweiser Gardens
(14:04):
Arena in London, Ontario when she got way too drunk. So, yes,
she was driving home drunk, which is a huge no
no people. While she was driving, she crashed into a house,
causing an explosion. She actually destroyed four homes and injured
seven people. So she ended up leading guilty to four
counts of impair driving and was sentenced to three year
prison sentence. Okay, However, now her and her father are
suing the beverage company that was doing the concert at
(14:26):
the arena because they claim that the explosion was a
liability of their fault because they were serving her too
much and let her driveway. Yes, that bothers me so much.
Basically said they knew she was intoxicated and didn't stop her.
It's like it's a concert. There's thirty thousand people here,
you know. I kind of get the argument when it's
a bar, right when you go up to the bartender
and you order, and they see you progressively get more
(14:48):
and more drunk. Right, But it's not their job to
make sure you don't drive under that logic, you could
sue all other twenty five thousand patrons in the venue
that didn't stop you from getting in your I mean
you know, so at a venue like that, they don't
they're not paying attention to yuh. And it's also people
they're just working for like a three hour shift, trying
to like some extra money, and like you're now you're
gonna see them. So listen, people don't be dumb enough
(15:10):
to drink and drive, number one, But even when you
do make a dumb mistake and take ownership of your mistake. Yeah,
it's not blaming it. Don't want others to come on.
I mean, there's no way she wins that case. No way.
I mean, well, she'll lose it right away as soon
as they go into court and they're like she was
at a Maryland Manton concert like guilty, Yeah, absolutely out
of her Jan The Jewel News Network Listen to the
JANN and get your news fixed every single weekday morning
(15:32):
at this time. So congrats, suckers. Yep, we just news
all over you again for a way to make sure
you followed the show on social media at the Jewels Show,
make sure you follow us all individually. I'm Jubal Fresh
and that be your mare zero zero I'm in Christian
Grace Now The Jewel Show on Demand First day follow up.
Kane is on the phone today for a first date
(15:52):
follow up, and Kane is getting ghosted by Savannah. Doesn't
know why, Kane? How are you? Hey? I'm all right.
How are you doing over there? Not too bad? Thank
you for emailing the show, and thank you for agreeing
to do a first day follow up. So before we
talk about your date with Savannah and try to figure
out why you're getting ghosted, how long has it been
since you saw Savannah? About three and a half four
(16:14):
weeks ago? Three and a half four weeks. Okay, that's
a long time. Then you're definitely getting goes in a
little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of feel that way.
And how many times have you reached out to Savannah
in these three or four weeks? Oh? Heck man, I
mean I had in the past week, but before that
probably h three or four times a week and sent
(16:34):
a text at least four or five times. Wait did
you say you called her three four times a week?
I mean, I don't know. Heck, I just called. If
I called, I left for a message and then I
sent out her text like you know, next today. You know,
I did that for about two weeks, but I had
done anything in the last week because I figured or heck,
(16:55):
you know, I don't know what's going on, so I
just I don't know. I wrote to find out, you know,
if I did something wrong or not. All right, Well,
tell us about your date. What did you and Savannah do?
I mean, it was pretty cool. We went and played
from uh puck Golf and you know arcades. It was
like more of an adult than you. We went to uh.
I mean, it had some good dinner, uh you know,
(17:17):
nice supper. Everything was good. We had to say, I
thought we had a good time. Okay, Well, if you
thought it was so good, why do you think she's
not calling you back at all? Why do you think
you're being ghosted? I don't know. I mean I had
told her I had to come back uh home for
a spell for a few weeks, and I don't know
if she thought I was was you know, joshing about
(17:38):
that or not a I'll tell you what though, every
time I was caught, you know, she kind of was
cringing and looking out. I don't know if I had
something in my cheeses or oh, I don't know a
hell I checked. I don't have a tooth missing. I
don't know, man, I just had a pick off. I'm
had a last here, buddy, maybe a tooth out And
you didn't know it? Well, you know what now, Actually,
I'll be honest with you, that did have one on
(17:59):
a day a while back now, but he that day,
it was in it was in tight. Okay, all right,
you're okay and everything, everything seemed fine. And uh and
it's been weeks and you haven't talked to her. Yeah, yeah,
like yeah, three and a half weeks, man, two two
and a half weeks something like that. Now, how did
the d n I mean, it was nice. I didn't
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you know, I didn't press on trying to make out
or anything. I told her I had a great evening.
You know. I did grab her hand and I kissed
her on her her hand. I didn't try and peck
her on her cheek or anything like that. So I
thought it went nice and she seemed okay with everything. Okay.
Could she have wanted to maybe end with a little
good naked Oh? Yeah, maybe she wanted more. I don't know.
(18:44):
I was just you know, Shiver's not deal with me,
so I was just trying to be you know, my
Soudan hospitality. So I'm not certain what a gentleman. Yeah,
there are some gentlemen out there, Kane. Good for you,
Thank you, sir. I appreciate you give me hope in
the world old of men. All right, well, we'll see
what we can figure out where youmail. We'll play a song,
come back, and then call Savannah and try to find
(19:07):
out why you're getting ghosted and see if we can
get you another date. Okay, thank you, sir. We'll play
a song, come back, and get your first day follow
up next. In the middle of your first date follow
up if you're just joining us, Kane is on the
phone and Kane is getting ghosted by a woman named Savannah.
They went out for drinks and mini golf. He really
liked her, but it's been about four weeks, he says,
and he's heard nothing. He's reached out to her a
(19:28):
few times. There was no kiss at the end of
the date. Because Kane is a gentleman, right Kane and
Tory nothing gentleman, so he did not there was no kiss.
Well he did kiss around the hand and thank her
for a good evening. Kane, I didn't ask you when
we talked to you a second ago. Did she say
that she would want to go out again, like, hey,
call me later, or did she just get in the
car and then drive out of your life? No, she
(19:49):
was pretty nice. I mean she was like. I was like,
I tell her, I said, I'll give you a towel.
Make it certain you get how I'm okay. She was
like okay, you know, like that. But that was it?
All right? So you you thought she was into another
date and it's been weeks and you haven't heard from her.
Sol We're about to get her on the phone right
now and find out why she's ghosting Kane and see
if Kane would like another date after here's that reason.
(20:10):
You're ready to go, man, let's do it. Let's do it.
Here we go down her phone of her right now. Hello, Hi,
may speak to Savannah. Please, Hey Savannah, how are you?
(20:32):
This is the jew Bowl Show. It's a radio show,
and my name is Jubil and my Editoria I'm Bennett.
I'm Christian Grace. Now okay, and you're calling me why
we're calling you because we actually got an email from
one of our listeners about you, and we want to
talk to you for a second. Okay, all right, I'm curious.
(20:53):
What is it? Can you think of any reason that
somebody you know would email a radio show to give
you a call and talk to you. No, not really, No,
I don't know nothing at all. No, all right, well
I'll tell you then, So we do a segment called
the First Date follow Up. What it is is if
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you go out on a date with somebody and then
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask what happened. And
we got an email about you from somebody that you
went out with on a date that you're ghosting, and
they really liked you and they would love to see
you again, but they don't know why you stopped talking
to him. They want to find out. Yeah, I think
(21:34):
I know who it is. Okay, give it a shot.
I'll tell you if you're read wrong. Oh is his
name Kane? Yes, Kane emailed us and said he said
he really liked you, but he said he've been ghosting
him for like four weeks now and he doesn't know why.
He said, well, okay, look he does. He did say
he called you a bunch. Maybe he called you too much,
but do you mind telling us the reason so that
we can let Kane know. Well I noticed it's horrible
(21:58):
and artificial and I don't know, but he's Southern and
I can't stand his accent. It drives me crazy, Like
it's awful. Okay, I mean he has a heavy accent
for sure, but that's it he I mean, did you
like him because was he fun? Sounded like he sounds
like a fun guy. We talked to him a little bit. Yeah,
(22:18):
I mean there's a Southern accent, but it's just like
ridiculously southern, like the phrases that he was using. I
was just like, what is going on? Like completely way
too Southern for me? Hi, it's Christian snow here. As
a fellow Southerner, I would just like to know what
is wrong with that? Yeah, you just don't like it.
(22:40):
It's that bad for you where you wouldn't want to
call him back. I mean, I just don't like a
Southern accent. I mean, even if Matthew McConaughey asked me out, like,
I could not go out with him because of his accent,
So you don't like the southern accent. Did you know
he had a Southern accent before you guys went out? No, no, no,
because we just cack and um we met on a
(23:02):
dating app and we just talked back and forth that way.
So no, I had no idea. And I also realized
why he didn't smile on the dating app because he
has a gold tooth and I'm totally not into that.
What it's that. I mean, God's gold girl. Yeah, that's
wrong with the gold tooth. Oh no, it's kindsworthy. Okay,
(23:27):
oh my gosh, I mean between the acca and now
we know he has a gold tooth. Thank you for
being honest with the Savannah. I appreciate it. Hey, you're welcome. Yeah, um,
and good luck to your Good luck to you and
dating in the future and finding someone who doesn't have
a heavy Southern accent or a gold tooth. Before you go, though,
I do want to let you know that Kane is
actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah,
(23:53):
you darned student. Wow, let me tell you something. Do
you know why I could have got a sember tooth?
But hey, I'm an expensive kind of southern guy. So
that's why I go. So you darned too, we loop
scooting its gold? What color did you think it was
gonna be? I mean, I didn't hear that. I don't
(24:20):
think you're my kind anyways. If you're that shelf, let
me ask you something. Who the heck with wonta white
when you can get a gold teeth? Oh my god,
I ain't think about it. We all got white teeth
over here, white tooth over there? How many people you
see with cold teeth? You're going right, buddy, Savannah. Now
(24:46):
you may be ripping and got your little protect on
my goals too, But that's what separates me from the
other ones. That's why I'm what they call except Chanel.
You know, it's just not my thing. It's not your thing. Well,
what's your thing? A little girl? I got white teeth,
(25:11):
I got thirty some on the white teeth. I just
gotta go. And you know what, I got a positive
perspective on everything. Let me tell you, a little girl.
When some people turned seventeen and got hit in the
mouth with a baseball bat and lost the tooth, they
will crumble up into pieces and start client. I was like,
you dog it I get to go get my goal
(25:33):
to you know what good and good pieces. You ain't
got to ask me do I want another day? I
don't want to have nothing to do with it. I
am trying how I am. Savannah's best wishes to you.
I hope you find you mister white teeth guy with
(25:53):
no accent, that's gonna treat you so well. But I'm
out of here. I'm good to go. All right, Are
you serious, Evan? I mean, I think you might be
missing out. Girl. M I'm okay, all right, Kane. You're
a really nice guy and I really appreciate it, but
(26:14):
just not for me. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Little Mama. You haven't do it when? Okay, you too?
You know what, guys, everybody has their tip, so I understand.
I mean, her type is her type. Not everybody won't
saw home playing horse riding cow roping, gold tooth cowboy.
(26:38):
The Jewel Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
it's the Jewels Show. You just texted us a little
while ago at four one or six one and said
he had a dirty little secret and where you decided
(26:59):
to call you back right now? Hi? So you're the
kind of people who call it's a texting. I guess
we are. Yeah you text us, We called you right back.
So I hate it when people do that, like I
texted you for a reason. I'm not gonna answer right
now anyway, thank you for answering, though, Do you can
you tell you to a little secret now? Uh? Pointing
(27:19):
me on the spot here, Um, okay. So I am
going to a wedding with my girlfriend. We've been together
for a few years, and I was looking at the pictures,
you know, just doing some recond to seeing who's going
to be there, you know, sitting being able to tell her,
oh yeah, like this is my buddy from so and
so and all that. And so I'm looking at the
(27:40):
groomsmen and and then the bridal party, and that's when
something sticks out to me. So like I see the
first I guess what are they called? Excuse me? Made? Yeah,
I can never remember. I call always called them the
best woman, and they're like, no, that's not the name,
the best man, maid of honor, made of honor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(28:03):
so the maid of honor. And it's like, oh, you know,
this is not crazy, but they happen to have, you know,
in the past had some relations with her. Oh okay.
I'm like, oh okay, I might have to navigate that.
And then I see three other women at the bridal party,
and I have slept with all of them. Oh okay.
(28:25):
So basically you've slept with everybody that's in the wedding
except for the bride and groom. It sounds like, well, see,
that's the thing. I've also slept with the bride. What
I was joking, y'all need to expand the friend group
too close for comfort, And so your girlfriend that you
have to take to the wedding, she doesn't know. And
do these do they know what? You don't know? If
(28:46):
maybe they've talked about I don't. I mean women talk, right,
especially if they're all this close. That's the thing is
it's going to be I don't even know why I'm invited,
to be honest, because like it's pretty crazy that I'm
going to beat it. I mean, if you were all close,
not early twenties. So anyways, I'm just still trying to
figure out, like, obviously they don't have to tell my
girlfriend and I don't know. But also it's like looking
(29:09):
in the mirror in the past and realizing just how
crazy were Yeah? How far apart did you sleep with
each of them? Oh? You know how time feels about
a lot longer when you're experiencing it. But like, looking
back on it, I think it must have all been
within like a year. I mean it was they definitely
they were yea, yeah, yeah, exactly. Maybe they were sharing recommendation. Yeah,
(29:34):
I was gonna say it sounds like at least it
was they must have liked it, right, you know, you
got a good ye'll purvey on it, because exactly you're
like the Golden Corral of friends with benefit. Are you
going to tell your girlfriend or you just trying to
figure that out? Still, I'm trying to figure I mean,
what do you think? What should I do? What would
you do? I would tell her because I think you should,
but I would wait and tell her after she meets
(29:57):
each one of them that whole wedding. Yeah, also with
her the morning after the wedding, have lots of drinks.
But you know, it just hit me now I know
where I knew that girl from and the other eight too. Yeah, Honestly,
everybody does have a past, and I have been in
relationships where you share all aspects of the past, and
I have determined in my experience anyway, nothing good comes
(30:17):
from that. Yeah, everybody has a past. You know, they
didn't know you then, doesn't mean, you know, as long
as you weren't like in love with any of them
or have no romantic past. I mean, while it's awkward
and does suck for your current girlfriend that yeah, you
slept with other people, is it really worth talking about
it and dealing with something that's really going to make
no difference, you know? Yeah, And I doubt it's going
to come up in conversation. Yeah, unless the maid of
(30:38):
honor goes up to give her speech. Yeah, and she's like,
we're all so close. I mean, all of us have
slept with that guy a little you read in the
middle of the thing. But I don't think that's gonna happen.
Maybe they'll be like, here's the hope in your honeymoon.
Sex is as good as how we've all had it
with so and so over here in the corner to
your new girlfriend, Like, we're jealousy of you, girl, we
know how that is. Yeah, and someone else's mom stands
up with the wedding and goes me too, and find
(30:59):
out that you've up with every single person there, and
then the groom's dad says, when's it mount term, Yeah, definite,
let's go have fun at the wedding. And thanks for
telling us you're a little secret. Oh thank you? All right, good.
The Jewil Show on demand here goes hopefully something something
(31:23):
also could be nothing. It's the Jewel Show and we
do it every single week. At this time, it's time
for unscreen phone calls, where you call up and you
can literally talk about whatever you want. We call a
radio skydiving, because you're not supposed to do this. You're
supposed to screen the phone calls, make sure that people
are going to come on the air and not talk
(31:44):
about things that could possibly get you fired. Yeah, but
here at the Jewel Show, we don't care about getting
fired much. Yeah we're good, Yeah, we're fine. So call
us up right now eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. We're not gonna ask your name.
We're not going to pick up the phone and see
what you want to talk about first. We're just going
to answer the phone. This is your podcast right now. Basically, yea,
(32:07):
if you've ever wanted to have a podcast. Now is
your chance. This is not the Jewel Show anymore. It's
whoever's calling in. So let's just make it good, yeah
or bad, whatever you want to do. You know, everybody
has something to say. People just want to be heard. Yeah,
this is your chance to be heard. Ye by literally yes,
tens of people in the world listen to The Jewels Show.
(32:28):
All eight call us up right now eight eight eight
three four three one six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. Hello. Who's this Hi?
This is Ashley, Hi, Ashley, this is Jewel and this
is the Jewel Show. And now it's the Ashley Show.
What do you want to talk about today? Well, if
you're the type of woman to post on social media,
if he can't handle me at my worst, he doesn't
(32:51):
deserve me at my bad, you are a hot mat Ashley.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with you
on that one. Everybody I know who says that quote
and loves that quote, they're also kind of an a
hole to be honest, absolutely, and they want to justify
their poor behavior exactly right. It's like whatever you have
(33:14):
to tell yourself, Yeah, it's yeah, It's like, hey, I
know I'm terrible of the time, but that one percent
of the time, I'm amazing. Right calls three one six one,
text in four one oh six one. You can talk
(33:35):
about whatever you want. It's unscreen phone calls right now. Hello,
who's this? Hi? This is Arnita, Hi, Arnita? What's up?
How are you? Hi? I'm good in yourself, not too shabby.
Thanks for asking. So what do you want to talk
about today? So? I just want to share a really
quick experience that I had yesterday in the grocery store.
(33:56):
Why why So I'm standing in line should purchase a
money order. There was and I'm black, by the way,
and there was a call cape lady at the front
of she was at the register and she was purchased
in lots of gift cards. So I'm standing in line
waiting on my turn. The lady that was in the
self check line, she came all the way over to me,
(34:19):
went out of her way and asked me, can I
help you with something? And I said no, I'm waiting
in line to buy a money order. And she goes, oh, well,
I don't want you to be waiting in line too long,
because that lady is by lots of gift card. I said, well,
can you help me purchase a money order? She said no.
I said, then I'm gonna wait a hie. So basically
(34:40):
I was singled out because I was black and this
lady was in front of me buying all these cards
and I was staring at the transaction as they was
making it. Wow, and I just want to know why
why do we still have to go through this? Yeah,
it's ridiculous, you know. So you think she was singling
you out because she's how you were being shady watching
the woman buying a bunch of gift card like you're
(35:00):
gonna walk out when she leaves and jack her in
the parking lot or something. I know she was because
she knew she couldn't come over to that Trumpstomer service
death and help me purchase the money order. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
she just walked all the way over there. Yeah. Yeah.
Also in those stores that you can always only get
a money order, like at one specific register or something,
so you told her like, look, I'm here to get
(35:21):
one thing, and I can only get that one thing
right here behind this lady. Yeah, I'm really sorry that
that happens to you. That's it is ridiculous. It's ridiculous
that things, the black wool stuff have to go through. Honestly,
I'm sorry that happened to you, Arnita. That's okay, I mean,
and that's the thing is we say it's okay, it's
really it's not okay. It is not okay at all.
(35:43):
And I'm sorry that you and everybody else who has
to deal with that, has to deal with that man
that is ridiculous. Well, you're welcome here, Arnita. We yeah,
And if you're at the grocery store employee listening to this,
look deep inside for real. Please, thanks for calling Nita.
You called a bunch, right, yes, yeah, always because I
always love the name Arnedo. I know it's a beautiful name. Well,
(36:04):
thank you, all right, Well, thank you, have a good day.
I'm glad you got that off your chest. I'm glad
you talked about it in public because more people need
to hear. Stuff like that still goes on today and
it's twenty twenty three. Hopefully soon we can get rid
of it exactly. Thank you guys so much. Yeah, thank you.
The Jebel Show on Demand
Then Jibile Show on demand. I would not want a
million kids? At the text message we just got in
Right now at four one oh six one, It's time
for Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's the most exciting game show
the world has ever seen. It's not actually a game
show at all. It's just the segment where we ask
you the question that everybody's talking about on the dot
com today, and today's ridiculous Internet question is this, what
(00:23):
is something that you do not want a million of? Oh?
Somebody texted in kids or pickles? They wouldn't want a
million pickles? Why wouldn't have a million pickles? Pickles are delicious,
I just like they're deal. I don't need enough pickles.
How many pickles I had this week? Zero? And I
wish I would have had a million. Thanks for the
reminder that pickles are delicious and I don't need enough
of them. Call us eight eight eight three four three
(00:45):
one oh six one. Text in a four one oh
six one. What is something you do not want a
million of? Victoria children? Is actually the answer that I
also had, but someone already texted in. I'll say boyfriends,
because I honestly don't have time for one right now.
I can't imagine like a million for yourself. Start with
the one and then you get to a million. Yeah,
(01:05):
call us eight to eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one ridiculous Internet question today? What is something you do
not want a million of? Courtney? Hi? Hi? Hi? What's
something you don't want a million of? Oh? My work problems?
That would be great, you know, not to have a
million of them? Yes, a job without the problems that
(01:25):
come along with a job. Right, What do you do
for work? Courtney? Oh? I am a government employee and
I am a supervisor of twenty eight Oh wow, Okay,
I got a lot of people. You're looking after government employee.
You know, most of my experience with government employees is
like the d OL or DMV. And no disrespect to you, Courtney.
I'm sure that you get things done because I can
(01:47):
tell but the people that I've talked to. So, what
job do you have? Like? What do you do? What
is your title? Can you say? Do you feel comfortable saying? Oh? Yeah,
I'm fine saying it. So I currently work at JBLM. Okay,
I'm aware house manager and I'm being detailed to another
position because of short balls. Okay, okay, so when you
say government employee, you're like military kind of government playe Yeah,
(02:10):
I'm talking about the people at the DMV. They have
a ton of work problems, but they don't care. They
don't do any of them, so their work problems are
actually just work whatevers. So thanks for their pay. Yeah,
that's a terrible job. I would be the same way,
trust me. That's why I never have attitude back if
I'm at the DMV. I'm like, dude, if I were
in your position, I would have the worst attitude ever.
(02:33):
Calls up eighty eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one o six one. What is something
that you do not want a million of Christian Something
I don't want a million of is work meetings? Oh yeah,
I hate work meetings. I'll you know, I appreciate a
good email. I love a good email. Just send me
what you need to say and keep it trucking. But
if you want a hundred work emails, I would because
(02:55):
then I got to talk to y'all one hundred times.
You know, I just cleep on clicking, And you know,
one work meeting feels like a million to me absolutely,
or a million years off my life. Yeah, work meetings
is a very good answer. Call us up eight to
eight eight three four three one o six one texture
answer and at four one oh six one. What is
something that you do not want a million of? Larry?
(03:18):
I would take a million larries, that would true. I well,
thank you, yeah, thank you man. What would you not
want a million of? Oh? Kids, that's by far the
most popular answer on our text message board. It's just kids, babies, kids, babies,
No kids, nobody wants a million kids. I can only
(03:38):
hope it's parents that are also sent people there that
they're like, no, yeah, I've got two of you, and
I already have enough disrespect in my life. I don't
need a million times that. Do you have kids, Larry?
I do I have two? Well, then our kids anymore
than the men nineteen and twenty one. Okay, you did
your job. Yeah you did good for him and good
for you. Yeah, read them. I say something really quick. Yeah,
(04:03):
about a month ago you did where you just pretty
much went off the air and just let everybody kind
of decompressed. Oh yeah, I think you should probably do
get more often. I think with the way things are
today in the world. I think everybody could decompress every
day for about a few minutes. I would love to
do that. Thanks for suggestion, Larry. Yeah, a little while back,
I just kind of threw everything out the window because
(04:23):
for whatever reason, I was driving in that morning and
I was like, man, it is so hard for people
to find someone to talk to us. I was like,
you know what, hey, just call up. I want other
people to know that they're not alone, you can talk
about whatever you're going through. And it ended up being really,
really really good for people to hear that, hey, oh
somebody else is having kind of a similar situation, and
it helped us put a positive spin on some of
the things in life that we look at in a
(04:45):
more negative light. And it just was nice for us
all to be a group. So maybe we will do
that more often, Larry. A lot of people have asked
us to do that, So thank you for the suggestion. Man,
I'd like to I can't remember his name, but I
like to also say you have one of your guys
that worked with you. He's from the Carolina. I just
want to say hello, Tobacco Road appreciate it quite often. Yes,
(05:07):
it's that's me. Christian Yeah, I'm from North Carolina. Hello,
where are you from? Sir? I grew up in a
small town called Mount Airy, North Carolina, Mayberry, I swear
I grew up in Brain Charlotte. I went to school
in Charlotte. Well tobacco than you, Larry, Congratulations. Christian is
(05:27):
now going to move in with you, and you got
a new kid. I'm packing up right now. The Jewel
Show on demand. It's another jewil Phone frame Day Mornings
on the twenties. Hello back get hi? Hi? Uh? I
(05:53):
was looking for I tried to call Shannon. Is this Chris? Yeah?
Way as Darryl. Look, I shouldn't call you. I'm sorry
to ruin things. I don't know what time you were
supposed to be here, but nobody's at your house. I
showed up and we got a big issue. So, uh man,
what are you wait? You're you're at my house? Who
(06:16):
is this? This is? Well? Happy birthday? Happy birthday today?
Happy birthday? By the way, my birthday is next week.
What are you talking about? Back back? Sorry about that? Sorry? Okay,
how do you My wife got in touch with you?
What do you I don't I have no idea what
(06:37):
is going on? Um? Yes? So long story short, your
wife booked a surprise party for you. Um, my name
is Daryl. I'm from Darrel's Mobile Zoo. It's my zoo.
And um, we are here. We set up already. Nobody
is here. I'm assuming you guys are coming soon, but
we have a I had to get ahold of your
number one on the end voice too, because I just
I have to let you guys know before you get here,
(06:58):
do not come in the backyard. We're trying to handle
the situation. Wait, what don't you cannot believe? What is that? No,
he's no tulip, no back What were you saying? I
got distracted because the problem so, uh, work at work?
(07:24):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, my birthday is not until next week.
So you guys must have the wrong day or something.
And what is in my yard? What is going on?
What is happening? Oh, it looks maybe like we got
the back here's a brand, here's a brand property. Now
(07:50):
our prize Brown Barre, Harol's mumble zoo. Tulip is she's
I don't know what happened. Normally she's very mild mannered,
but she got out and I'm trying to rank her. Obviously,
I don't know if you heard that or not. Hold on,
let me get this straight. There is an angry brown
bear running around my yard. Get him out of there.
Do your job and handle the bear. Okay, have you
(08:11):
ever handled a bear before? Joe boy? What what? She's
not in the yard, She's not in the art anymore.
That's good news. Oh my god, get the How did
the bear get it? It's a proact. Bad Oh my god,
get the couch out of your mouth. Oh no, that
(08:32):
bad bear. Bad bear, bad bear. We don't eat couches,
so um, we can replace the couch. Just let you know.
And I'm just gonna recommend nobody near the house for
a while. The couch pal. Why would you even bring
a bear to a birthday party? That is absolutely insane.
(08:53):
I guess we've learned our lesson, huh. And also we're
a week early, so get the there out of my house.
I'm trying. Dude. You sound like you belong in a
(09:14):
trailer park and not handling a howt How about I
tell you this is a frank phone called this is
actually get bad Jewel from the Jewel Show. Back break
on you your wife, say you up? That's a joke.
Gotcha what your wife said that she plans elaborate surprise
(09:37):
parties for your birthday and wanted to brank you, actually
to say happy birthday. She wanted you to think that
she planned a huge surprise party for you a week
from now. Instead, she just wanted to phone prank you
and oh my god, there's no barre at your house. You.
I cannot believe you. Guys takes the cake for su Well, no,
(10:00):
the bear I really thought a bear with you. Well,
Happy birthday next week? Man, Oh thank you. I'm gonna
have a Heart of the Jewil Show on demand? Are
(10:21):
we ready? Ritter? Ritter, Fritter? Oh that was beautiful those
vocals in. Somebody gotta sing around here? I know? What
do you mean? I can? I know? But Tara playing
too swift before, So that's why I said, somebody's gotta
sing around here? Are you? Are you? Victoria? Can you
fell down a tune about being ready? Like yeah, yeah,
whoa whoa there sings out me? Yeah, what do you say?
(10:42):
What do you say? Should be the last time? They think,
because she just owned you in the singing department. Yeah
you didn't like my singing? Listen if this was American idol,
I'd be here with the golden ticket to Hollywood and
can read back to your small town. This is not
American Idol. This is YNN the Jewil News Network for Monday,
January twenty third, twenty twenty three. This is the Jewel
(11:05):
News Network where we don't have a crack reporting team,
but we do have a reporting team who's on crack.
As you can tell by the way we started this,
I'm Jewel Fresh And for the first story today, here's
something you don't want to hear on a Monday, or
a Tuesday, or really any day of the week, but
why not. P Diddy's girlfriend, Young Mommy, has been oversharing
a teen ce bit about her relationship with the rap icon,
(11:27):
and the entire internet is now trolling her. In case
you listed, why is the Internet trolling P Diddy's girlfriend
because she shared some of their bedroom activities on an
interview she did the other day okay, and shared that
her man P Diddy and her enjoy how do I
say this? His name should probably be changed to pp
did Oh. Yeah, apparently that's what they're into. Yeah, rain
(11:51):
on me is what she said, Victoria, Do you know
what we're talking about? No? Yeah, how do you explain that? Sorry,
So I'll do the joke again, okay, and then we'll
see if you can pick up on what Yeah they're
into Okay. I think his name should be changed to
Pep Diddy, so like he good job, got it? Wait?
(12:17):
What is the JNN The Jubile News Network. This is
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When you're in the need for a new first or backpack,
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Big Owls and get your hands on our fund bags today. Yeah,
for our next story, let's sit it on over to Victoria. Hey,
it's Victoria. And when was the last time you checked
out a book at the library? If it was fifty
(12:39):
eight years ago, then you might want to return it,
otherwise you will be fined as bad as this man. Okay.
Dave Hickman, who is seventy six years old, returned his
book to the library where he belonged after having it
for fifty eight years. Thankfully, the library waived the fine
of fifty two thousand, four hundred dollars when he returned it.
Hickman check out the book back in nineteen sixty four.
When you plan to use it to help himself get
(13:00):
out of a minor traffic charge, although he said unfortunately
the book The Law of Motorists was not helpful in
his case at all. He promised himself he would return
it whenever he was back in town. Yeah, so if
you have a library book that's fifty eight years old,
maybe returning people rent library book. Still Yes, library still exists.
I know, I'm shocked. I used to know a guy
who had a library card, and I was like, why
(13:22):
do you go to the library. I'm so lazy. I
don't even like to read text. I can't even pay
attention to an audio book. I started podcast at five
minutes later, I'm like, wait, what am I doing? What
are they talking about again? I have to start over.
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network. It's news
hot from the grocer's oven. Ya wait, freezer frozen from
(13:44):
the freezer of the grocer. I don't know. I was
just agree with whatever it's Monday. Pe did he likes
to do weird things? That's all I know. Yeah, next,
let's send it over to Christian Grace. Now I'm on
location in Ontario, Canada, where a woman is doing an
entire concert venue after she attended a Marilyn Manson show.
According to Local twelve dot com and Yellow Lease, twenty six,
was driving home from the concert at the Budweiser Gardens
(14:04):
Arena in London, Ontario when she got way too drunk. So, yes,
she was driving home drunk, which is a huge no
no people. While she was driving, she crashed into a house,
causing an explosion. She actually destroyed four homes and injured
seven people. So she ended up leading guilty to four
counts of impair driving and was sentenced to three year
prison sentence. Okay, However, now her and her father are
suing the beverage company that was doing the concert at
(14:26):
the arena because they claim that the explosion was a
liability of their fault because they were serving her too
much and let her driveway. Yes, that bothers me so much.
Basically said they knew she was intoxicated and didn't stop her.
It's like it's a concert. There's thirty thousand people here,
you know. I kind of get the argument when it's
a bar, right when you go up to the bartender
and you order, and they see you progressively get more
(14:48):
and more drunk. Right, But it's not their job to
make sure you don't drive under that logic, you could
sue all other twenty five thousand patrons in the venue
that didn't stop you from getting in your I mean
you know, so at a venue like that, they don't
they're not paying attention to yuh. And it's also people
they're just working for like a three hour shift, trying
to like some extra money, and like you're now you're
gonna see them. So listen, people don't be dumb enough
(15:10):
to drink and drive, number one, But even when you
do make a dumb mistake and take ownership of your mistake. Yeah,
it's not blaming it. Don't want others to come on.
I mean, there's no way she wins that case. No way.
I mean, well, she'll lose it right away as soon
as they go into court and they're like she was
at a Maryland Manton concert like guilty, Yeah, absolutely out
of her Jan The Jewel News Network Listen to the
JANN and get your news fixed every single weekday morning
(15:32):
at this time. So congrats, suckers. Yep, we just news
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and that be your mare zero zero I'm in Christian
Grace Now The Jewel Show on Demand First day follow up.
Kane is on the phone today for a first date
(15:52):
follow up, and Kane is getting ghosted by Savannah. Doesn't
know why, Kane? How are you? Hey? I'm all right.
How are you doing over there? Not too bad? Thank
you for emailing the show, and thank you for agreeing
to do a first day follow up. So before we
talk about your date with Savannah and try to figure
out why you're getting ghosted, how long has it been
since you saw Savannah? About three and a half four
(16:14):
weeks ago? Three and a half four weeks. Okay, that's
a long time. Then you're definitely getting goes in a
little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of feel that way.
And how many times have you reached out to Savannah
in these three or four weeks? Oh? Heck man, I
mean I had in the past week, but before that
probably h three or four times a week and sent
(16:34):
a text at least four or five times. Wait did
you say you called her three four times a week?
I mean, I don't know. Heck, I just called. If
I called, I left for a message and then I
sent out her text like you know, next today. You know,
I did that for about two weeks, but I had
done anything in the last week because I figured or heck,
(16:55):
you know, I don't know what's going on, so I
just I don't know. I wrote to find out, you know,
if I did something wrong or not. All right, Well,
tell us about your date. What did you and Savannah do?
I mean, it was pretty cool. We went and played
from uh puck Golf and you know arcades. It was
like more of an adult than you. We went to uh.
I mean, it had some good dinner, uh you know,
(17:17):
nice supper. Everything was good. We had to say, I
thought we had a good time. Okay, Well, if you
thought it was so good, why do you think she's
not calling you back at all? Why do you think
you're being ghosted? I don't know. I mean I had
told her I had to come back uh home for
a spell for a few weeks, and I don't know
if she thought I was was you know, joshing about
(17:38):
that or not a I'll tell you what though, every
time I was caught, you know, she kind of was
cringing and looking out. I don't know if I had
something in my cheeses or oh, I don't know a
hell I checked. I don't have a tooth missing. I
don't know, man, I just had a pick off. I'm
had a last here, buddy, maybe a tooth out And
you didn't know it? Well, you know what now, Actually,
I'll be honest with you, that did have one on
(17:59):
a day a while back now, but he that day,
it was in it was in tight. Okay, all right,
you're okay and everything, everything seemed fine. And uh and
it's been weeks and you haven't talked to her. Yeah, yeah,
like yeah, three and a half weeks, man, two two
and a half weeks something like that. Now, how did
the d n I mean, it was nice. I didn't
(18:23):
you know, I didn't press on trying to make out
or anything. I told her I had a great evening.
You know. I did grab her hand and I kissed
her on her her hand. I didn't try and peck
her on her cheek or anything like that. So I
thought it went nice and she seemed okay with everything. Okay.
Could she have wanted to maybe end with a little
good naked Oh? Yeah, maybe she wanted more. I don't know.
(18:44):
I was just you know, Shiver's not deal with me,
so I was just trying to be you know, my
Soudan hospitality. So I'm not certain what a gentleman. Yeah,
there are some gentlemen out there, Kane. Good for you,
Thank you, sir. I appreciate you give me hope in
the world old of men. All right, well, we'll see
what we can figure out where youmail. We'll play a song,
come back, and then call Savannah and try to find
(19:07):
out why you're getting ghosted and see if we can
get you another date. Okay, thank you, sir. We'll play
a song, come back, and get your first day follow
up next. In the middle of your first date follow
up if you're just joining us, Kane is on the
phone and Kane is getting ghosted by a woman named Savannah.
They went out for drinks and mini golf. He really
liked her, but it's been about four weeks, he says,
and he's heard nothing. He's reached out to her a
(19:28):
few times. There was no kiss at the end of
the date. Because Kane is a gentleman, right Kane and
Tory nothing gentleman, so he did not there was no kiss.
Well he did kiss around the hand and thank her
for a good evening. Kane, I didn't ask you when
we talked to you a second ago. Did she say
that she would want to go out again, like, hey,
call me later, or did she just get in the
car and then drive out of your life? No, she
(19:49):
was pretty nice. I mean she was like. I was like,
I tell her, I said, I'll give you a towel.
Make it certain you get how I'm okay. She was
like okay, you know, like that. But that was it?
All right? So you you thought she was into another
date and it's been weeks and you haven't heard from her.
Sol We're about to get her on the phone right
now and find out why she's ghosting Kane and see
if Kane would like another date after here's that reason.
(20:10):
You're ready to go, man, let's do it. Let's do it.
Here we go down her phone of her right now. Hello, Hi,
may speak to Savannah. Please, Hey Savannah, how are you?
(20:32):
This is the jew Bowl Show. It's a radio show,
and my name is Jubil and my Editoria I'm Bennett.
I'm Christian Grace. Now okay, and you're calling me why
we're calling you because we actually got an email from
one of our listeners about you, and we want to
talk to you for a second. Okay, all right, I'm curious.
(20:53):
What is it? Can you think of any reason that
somebody you know would email a radio show to give
you a call and talk to you. No, not really, No,
I don't know nothing at all. No, all right, well
I'll tell you then, So we do a segment called
the First Date follow Up. What it is is if
(21:13):
you go out on a date with somebody and then
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask what happened. And
we got an email about you from somebody that you
went out with on a date that you're ghosting, and
they really liked you and they would love to see
you again, but they don't know why you stopped talking
to him. They want to find out. Yeah, I think
(21:34):
I know who it is. Okay, give it a shot.
I'll tell you if you're read wrong. Oh is his
name Kane? Yes, Kane emailed us and said he said
he really liked you, but he said he've been ghosting
him for like four weeks now and he doesn't know why.
He said, well, okay, look he does. He did say
he called you a bunch. Maybe he called you too much,
but do you mind telling us the reason so that
we can let Kane know. Well I noticed it's horrible
(21:58):
and artificial and I don't know, but he's Southern and
I can't stand his accent. It drives me crazy, Like
it's awful. Okay, I mean he has a heavy accent
for sure, but that's it he I mean, did you
like him because was he fun? Sounded like he sounds
like a fun guy. We talked to him a little bit. Yeah,
(22:18):
I mean there's a Southern accent, but it's just like
ridiculously southern, like the phrases that he was using. I
was just like, what is going on? Like completely way
too Southern for me? Hi, it's Christian snow here. As
a fellow Southerner, I would just like to know what
is wrong with that? Yeah, you just don't like it.
(22:40):
It's that bad for you where you wouldn't want to
call him back. I mean, I just don't like a
Southern accent. I mean, even if Matthew McConaughey asked me out, like,
I could not go out with him because of his accent,
So you don't like the southern accent. Did you know
he had a Southern accent before you guys went out? No, no, no,
because we just cack and um we met on a
(23:02):
dating app and we just talked back and forth that way.
So no, I had no idea. And I also realized
why he didn't smile on the dating app because he
has a gold tooth and I'm totally not into that.
What it's that. I mean, God's gold girl. Yeah, that's
wrong with the gold tooth. Oh no, it's kindsworthy. Okay,
(23:27):
oh my gosh, I mean between the acca and now
we know he has a gold tooth. Thank you for
being honest with the Savannah. I appreciate it. Hey, you're welcome. Yeah, um,
and good luck to your Good luck to you and
dating in the future and finding someone who doesn't have
a heavy Southern accent or a gold tooth. Before you go, though,
I do want to let you know that Kane is
actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah,
(23:53):
you darned student. Wow, let me tell you something. Do
you know why I could have got a sember tooth?
But hey, I'm an expensive kind of southern guy. So
that's why I go. So you darned too, we loop
scooting its gold? What color did you think it was
gonna be? I mean, I didn't hear that. I don't
(24:20):
think you're my kind anyways. If you're that shelf, let
me ask you something. Who the heck with wonta white
when you can get a gold teeth? Oh my god,
I ain't think about it. We all got white teeth
over here, white tooth over there? How many people you
see with cold teeth? You're going right, buddy, Savannah. Now
(24:46):
you may be ripping and got your little protect on
my goals too, But that's what separates me from the
other ones. That's why I'm what they call except Chanel.
You know, it's just not my thing. It's not your thing. Well,
what's your thing? A little girl? I got white teeth,
(25:11):
I got thirty some on the white teeth. I just
gotta go. And you know what, I got a positive
perspective on everything. Let me tell you, a little girl.
When some people turned seventeen and got hit in the
mouth with a baseball bat and lost the tooth, they
will crumble up into pieces and start client. I was like,
you dog it I get to go get my goal
(25:33):
to you know what good and good pieces. You ain't
got to ask me do I want another day? I
don't want to have nothing to do with it. I
am trying how I am. Savannah's best wishes to you.
I hope you find you mister white teeth guy with
(25:53):
no accent, that's gonna treat you so well. But I'm
out of here. I'm good to go. All right, Are
you serious, Evan? I mean, I think you might be
missing out. Girl. M I'm okay, all right, Kane. You're
a really nice guy and I really appreciate it, but
(26:14):
just not for me. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Little Mama. You haven't do it when? Okay, you too?
You know what, guys, everybody has their tip, so I understand.
I mean, her type is her type. Not everybody won't
saw home playing horse riding cow roping, gold tooth cowboy.
(26:38):
The Jewel Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
it's the Jewels Show. You just texted us a little
while ago at four one or six one and said
he had a dirty little secret and where you decided
(26:59):
to call you back right now? Hi? So you're the
kind of people who call it's a texting. I guess
we are. Yeah you text us, We called you right back.
So I hate it when people do that, like I
texted you for a reason. I'm not gonna answer right
now anyway, thank you for answering, though, Do you can
you tell you to a little secret now? Uh? Pointing
(27:19):
me on the spot here, Um, okay. So I am
going to a wedding with my girlfriend. We've been together
for a few years, and I was looking at the pictures,
you know, just doing some recond to seeing who's going
to be there, you know, sitting being able to tell her,
oh yeah, like this is my buddy from so and
so and all that. And so I'm looking at the
(27:40):
groomsmen and and then the bridal party, and that's when
something sticks out to me. So like I see the
first I guess what are they called? Excuse me? Made? Yeah,
I can never remember. I call always called them the
best woman, and they're like, no, that's not the name,
the best man, maid of honor, made of honor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(28:03):
so the maid of honor. And it's like, oh, you know,
this is not crazy, but they happen to have, you know,
in the past had some relations with her. Oh okay.
I'm like, oh okay, I might have to navigate that.
And then I see three other women at the bridal party,
and I have slept with all of them. Oh okay.
(28:25):
So basically you've slept with everybody that's in the wedding
except for the bride and groom. It sounds like, well, see,
that's the thing. I've also slept with the bride. What
I was joking, y'all need to expand the friend group
too close for comfort, And so your girlfriend that you
have to take to the wedding, she doesn't know. And
do these do they know what? You don't know? If
(28:46):
maybe they've talked about I don't. I mean women talk, right,
especially if they're all this close. That's the thing is
it's going to be I don't even know why I'm invited,
to be honest, because like it's pretty crazy that I'm
going to beat it. I mean, if you were all close,
not early twenties. So anyways, I'm just still trying to
figure out, like, obviously they don't have to tell my
girlfriend and I don't know. But also it's like looking
(29:09):
in the mirror in the past and realizing just how
crazy were Yeah? How far apart did you sleep with
each of them? Oh? You know how time feels about
a lot longer when you're experiencing it. But like, looking
back on it, I think it must have all been
within like a year. I mean it was they definitely
they were yea, yeah, yeah, exactly. Maybe they were sharing recommendation. Yeah,
(29:34):
I was gonna say it sounds like at least it
was they must have liked it, right, you know, you
got a good ye'll purvey on it, because exactly you're
like the Golden Corral of friends with benefit. Are you
going to tell your girlfriend or you just trying to
figure that out? Still, I'm trying to figure I mean,
what do you think? What should I do? What would
you do? I would tell her because I think you should,
but I would wait and tell her after she meets
(29:57):
each one of them that whole wedding. Yeah, also with
her the morning after the wedding, have lots of drinks.
But you know, it just hit me now I know
where I knew that girl from and the other eight too. Yeah, Honestly,
everybody does have a past, and I have been in
relationships where you share all aspects of the past, and
I have determined in my experience anyway, nothing good comes
(30:17):
from that. Yeah, everybody has a past. You know, they
didn't know you then, doesn't mean, you know, as long
as you weren't like in love with any of them
or have no romantic past. I mean, while it's awkward
and does suck for your current girlfriend that yeah, you
slept with other people, is it really worth talking about
it and dealing with something that's really going to make
no difference, you know? Yeah, And I doubt it's going
to come up in conversation. Yeah, unless the maid of
(30:38):
honor goes up to give her speech. Yeah, and she's like,
we're all so close. I mean, all of us have
slept with that guy a little you read in the
middle of the thing. But I don't think that's gonna happen.
Maybe they'll be like, here's the hope in your honeymoon.
Sex is as good as how we've all had it
with so and so over here in the corner to
your new girlfriend, Like, we're jealousy of you, girl, we
know how that is. Yeah, and someone else's mom stands
up with the wedding and goes me too, and find
(30:59):
out that you've up with every single person there, and
then the groom's dad says, when's it mount term, Yeah, definite,
let's go have fun at the wedding. And thanks for
telling us you're a little secret. Oh thank you? All right, good.
The Jewil Show on demand here goes hopefully something something
(31:23):
also could be nothing. It's the Jewel Show and we
do it every single week. At this time, it's time
for unscreen phone calls, where you call up and you
can literally talk about whatever you want. We call a
radio skydiving, because you're not supposed to do this. You're
supposed to screen the phone calls, make sure that people
are going to come on the air and not talk
(31:44):
about things that could possibly get you fired. Yeah, but
here at the Jewel Show, we don't care about getting
fired much. Yeah we're good, Yeah, we're fine. So call
us up right now eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. We're not gonna ask your name.
We're not going to pick up the phone and see
what you want to talk about first. We're just going
to answer the phone. This is your podcast right now. Basically, yea,
(32:07):
if you've ever wanted to have a podcast. Now is
your chance. This is not the Jewel Show anymore. It's
whoever's calling in. So let's just make it good, yeah
or bad, whatever you want to do. You know, everybody
has something to say. People just want to be heard. Yeah,
this is your chance to be heard. Ye by literally yes,
tens of people in the world listen to The Jewels Show.
(32:28):
All eight call us up right now eight eight eight
three four three one six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. Hello. Who's this Hi?
This is Ashley, Hi, Ashley, this is Jewel and this
is the Jewel Show. And now it's the Ashley Show.
What do you want to talk about today? Well, if
you're the type of woman to post on social media,
if he can't handle me at my worst, he doesn't
(32:51):
deserve me at my bad, you are a hot mat Ashley.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with you
on that one. Everybody I know who says that quote
and loves that quote, they're also kind of an a
hole to be honest, absolutely, and they want to justify
their poor behavior exactly right. It's like whatever you have
(33:14):
to tell yourself, Yeah, it's yeah, It's like, hey, I
know I'm terrible of the time, but that one percent
of the time, I'm amazing. Right calls three one six one,
text in four one oh six one. You can talk
(33:35):
about whatever you want. It's unscreen phone calls right now. Hello,
who's this? Hi? This is Arnita, Hi, Arnita? What's up?
How are you? Hi? I'm good in yourself, not too shabby.
Thanks for asking. So what do you want to talk
about today? So? I just want to share a really
quick experience that I had yesterday in the grocery store.
(33:56):
Why why So I'm standing in line should purchase a
money order. There was and I'm black, by the way,
and there was a call cape lady at the front
of she was at the register and she was purchased
in lots of gift cards. So I'm standing in line
waiting on my turn. The lady that was in the
self check line, she came all the way over to me,
(34:19):
went out of her way and asked me, can I
help you with something? And I said no, I'm waiting
in line to buy a money order. And she goes, oh, well,
I don't want you to be waiting in line too long,
because that lady is by lots of gift card. I said, well,
can you help me purchase a money order? She said no.
I said, then I'm gonna wait a hie. So basically
(34:40):
I was singled out because I was black and this
lady was in front of me buying all these cards
and I was staring at the transaction as they was
making it. Wow, and I just want to know why
why do we still have to go through this? Yeah,
it's ridiculous, you know. So you think she was singling
you out because she's how you were being shady watching
the woman buying a bunch of gift card like you're
(35:00):
gonna walk out when she leaves and jack her in
the parking lot or something. I know she was because
she knew she couldn't come over to that Trumpstomer service
death and help me purchase the money order. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
she just walked all the way over there. Yeah. Yeah.
Also in those stores that you can always only get
a money order, like at one specific register or something,
so you told her like, look, I'm here to get
(35:21):
one thing, and I can only get that one thing
right here behind this lady. Yeah, I'm really sorry that
that happens to you. That's it is ridiculous. It's ridiculous
that things, the black wool stuff have to go through. Honestly,
I'm sorry that happened to you, Arnita. That's okay, I mean,
and that's the thing is we say it's okay, it's
really it's not okay. It is not okay at all.
(35:43):
And I'm sorry that you and everybody else who has
to deal with that, has to deal with that man
that is ridiculous. Well, you're welcome here, Arnita. We yeah,
And if you're at the grocery store employee listening to this,
look deep inside for real. Please, thanks for calling Nita.
You called a bunch, right, yes, yeah, always because I
always love the name Arnedo. I know it's a beautiful name. Well,
(36:04):
thank you, all right, Well, thank you, have a good day.
I'm glad you got that off your chest. I'm glad
you talked about it in public because more people need
to hear. Stuff like that still goes on today and
it's twenty twenty three. Hopefully soon we can get rid
of it exactly. Thank you guys so much. Yeah, thank you.
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