What is it like Coming Out During Pride Month pt.2

Forgot about that photoshoot in this Sounds Trendy, Jubal Fresh is apologizing for eating someone's Uber Eats in this Phone Prank, Lucas is on the phone and thinks his wife Amber is cheating on him because of a piece of furniture, The guy on the phone has an age difference for this Dirty Little Secret, Stupid Internet Questions is back with a discussion about farting in front of your partner, Alex Fresh calls to tell Sandra that Hilario is here to save the day in the second Phone Prank, Bianca met a woman while out for a run and is not getting a call back, and The Jubal Show opens up about Coming Out!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand pictures on your phone trying
to show somebody a picture, and you forget that you
decided to have a little naked photoshoot the other day
and I freaking my soul like dropped to the floor.
I left my body gone. Oh so you slipped back
from the picture you want to like, No, no no, no, whatever,
Your father wasn't what you thought. It was that I
made a turkey the other day. That's the sound today

(00:24):
for sounds trendy. It's the Jewel Show where we give
you a sound that you can steal from our social
media and use it on yours to create a hilarious
video for your friends and family. And this happened on
the show on Friday. Alex was telling a story and
she said this, and I freaking my soul like dropped
to the floor, left my body gone. And it's a
perfect sound to use for sounds trendy. So go and

(00:46):
get that at the Jewel Show. That happened to be
when I received a text from my boyfriend's girlfriend, not
current boyfriend, not current boy Alex. So that was me
say that hearing boyfriend Alex and I are married. If
you didn't know that, and then I'm like, it shouldn't
say X, and so it sounded different and I'm it's

(01:07):
even sitting here, like, can I freaking my soul like
dropped to the floor, left my body, Gune, your boyfriend,
it was like, wait just a second, and need to clarify.
So think of a meme, think of a scenario to
use that in, and you can use it on your
social media. Go grab it at the Jewel show, steal
that sound from our social media to use it on
yours for sounds trin. For me, it's like, you know
when you get those texts, it's like, um, hey, we

(01:29):
need to talk exactly, I freaking my soul like dropped
to the floor, left my body, Gune. Alex and I
were talking about this the other day. Why do people
do that? They want to scare the living I know who,
I'm not sure if they do. They want to ease
you into the conversation that it doesn't do that for
it's scientifically proven to not easy to anything. Yeah, but

(01:50):
it's just very abrupt to then say like if you
instead of having that to like loube your way into
the conversation, if you were just like, hey, we're breaking
up there's a difference in the way they say it
to you. So it's like, hey, um, hey, I didn't
talked about something real quickly later. Just make sure you
keeps some time you schedule and hey, we need to
talk later. For me, it's for me, it's anytime anybody
texts just a single K and I freaking my soul

(02:12):
like dropped to the floor, left my body anytimes somebody,
that's a good point, you said for you, Yes, because
I like only doing one case what I just like
because I don't like to text it. I just want
very few as as little words and letters as possible,
but hardly anybody because I know for me, a single K,
especially from my significant other, sends me into us a
panic spiral. I can I can't do one K anymore?

(02:35):
What did I do? Right? You can? You just did
the other day. But you also when Yeah it was
on purpose, and I was like, cool, I understand why
I got that. That's cool. But it's when you think
you should get the KK. Yeah, and you get the
single K, it's like, and I freaking my soul like
dropped to the floor, I left my body, gone social terror.

(02:56):
But I feel like most people the single K is
like something that scares that. It's similar to the fine
if you get a fine, yeah, fine, nothing's fine. If
I'm just like I'm responding, I'm like, I'm okay, I'm done.
That's that's mental. The other one that gives me is sure, shariod,
and somebody text me back, hey, you want to meet
up later? Sure? Period, that's freak. My soul like dropped

(03:19):
to the floor. I left my body gone. Yeah. If
they said that, you have to be like, do you
really want to meet up with me? I mean, that's
how I responded my sixteen yearld daughter with anything. She
asked me, Yeah, sure, ye can I come home? Sure,
I'll way a little bit too before answering. That's what
is alex. So she gets a text, can I Hey,
can I come home? And I freaking my soul dropped

(03:39):
the floor, left my body gone yet I didn't return. Yeah,
that's the sound though for sounds trendy. Oh, when you
send the wrong text to somebody. When you send the
wrong text is somebody. When you send a text the
person you're talking about, and I freaking my soul like
dropped to the floor, I left my body gone. Yeah,
that's the worst. Oh, it's terrible done that. I've never
done that. Oh my god, yes, yes, oh the worst.

(04:03):
When you said I love you to your ex husband
on accident, I freaking my soul like dropped the floor.
Hilarious day for me. I thought that was so funny.
I was trying to send I love you to my
husband Jewel and accidentally sent it to my baby daddy.

(04:25):
And when I realized it, I looked down. I was like,
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, my god, no,
I don't love you. That was free. I'm so sorry,
Like it was so awkward. Oh my god. And then
I pictured him getting that and being like, I freaking
my soul like dropped the body gone. This is me
waking up and seeing who I brought home with me

(04:46):
from the bar last night, and I freaking my soul
like dropped to the floor. I left my body gone.
I could either be a good thing or a back
It was back produced a Bennett jumping in me a
couple of days ago when my husband sent a text
during the show saying he wanted a divorce, and I
freaking my soul like dropped to the floor. I left

(05:07):
my body gone. That's also him watching my glow up
on Instagram in a few months and I freaking my
soul like dropped to the floor. I left my body
gone exactly. Yeah, so go grab that at the Jewel Show.
Use that sound for your social media to create a
video or talk about any awkward experiences that you've had
at the Jewel Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm

(05:27):
at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Drea's, I'm at Evan
on the radio, and I'm a Christian Grace Now and
your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes.
The Sid Jewel Show, the Jewbil Show on Demand, It's
another Jewbil phone franky Today Mornings on the Twenties. Hello, Hi,

(05:49):
my name is Tompkins Colin from uber eats and I
was looking for Alan. Yeah, this is Alan. Hi Alan,
my name is Tompkins, and I'm calling from uber eats
and I'm calling you, um because I wanted to apologize
I didn't deliver your food the other night. And yeah,

(06:15):
I mean now I'm curious, I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay,
do you want the honest answer? Do you want me
to make up a story. Uh yeah, I want the
honest answer. That was a dinner for me and my wife,
and you know we were we were freaking starving. So
what happened? Um, all right, all of that is very

(06:36):
very well deserved. Your feelings are very valid on that
I screwed up. I should Yeah, I didn't deliver your food.
I should have called. Uh. What happened was, I was
on the way to your house and I got in
a car accident and I was this minor fender bender. Okay,
that's understandable, But why didn't you just call it? Tell me? Then? Well,

(06:58):
I mean, that's totally understandable, do you know? Okay, Well
I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender
and the person that I hit was former President Barack
Obama's car and he got out. All right, all right,
come on, you expect me to believe you got into
a fender bender with former President Barack Obama? Kidding me?
And Greg, I'm not. That's stupid. I couldn't call you

(07:20):
because of the special forces that are still with him,
the you know, the the what what do they call
the it's a service, secret service. That's part of the story.
God's sake. All right, I get I didn't get in
a car accident with former President Barack Obama. You want
the actual truth, I guess yes, I would love the

(07:41):
actual truth more. You're a little weasel. I'm going to
call up and get your canned. I've got everything I
need now to call up and tell them they employ
a little weasel. That is just the live way out
of stuff. Yeah. Like I said before, man up and
tell me why you didn't deliver our food. Okay. Truth is,

(08:06):
I got hungry and I ate it, ate it seriously. Yeah.
And I didn't know how I got hungry from from
the restaurant to where I live, which is like not
even two miles it's not even two miles even, and
you got a hungry pang so bad. Yeah you had

(08:28):
to eat it. Yeah. Yeah, So I sat outside your
house and ate it down the block outside my house.
So you literally came up my street to my house,
serving for two people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am
getting another call from former President Barack Obama and call

(08:49):
another line. I'm gonna have to take that call. Um.
You know what, Just give me your full name. I
need your last name so I can report this all right.
My name is brad Lee. Yeah, Cooper, somehow I doubt
your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay, that's an actor. I
was lying to you again. I'm so sorry about I
know it's an actor. Now tell me the truth. My

(09:13):
name is Jewel. Freshmen, this is a phone prank. That's
the Apsole what this is actually Jewel from The Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife
Diana set you up. Oh Diana, she said that you
didn't get your food delivered the other night and they
didn't even call you. So though you wanted me to
say that I ate the food. But I really think
some of those stories were legit. Like I'm surprised he

(09:34):
didn't believe those Defender vend That was good. You had
me and told you went with the Brocco boot. It
was just forget. It was that a bit much. The
Jewel Show on Demand, It's time Four of the Roses
only on The Jewel Show. Lucas is on the phone

(09:57):
today for War the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his wife Amber might be cheating on him.
They've been together for two and a half years. I
can't really judge from his email, but it looks like
she might be cheating with a piece of furniture. Yeah,
that doesn't count as cheating all the time. Wait, like
HARDI beat it on that couch? Well it is a
couch too, Yeah, I guess. So, Hey, Lucas, sorry not

(10:19):
making light of your situation, but you know how it
is a joke around with everything. So you think your
wife is cheating because of a couch? Um? I mean,
well sort of. I mean my wife Amber and I
have recently just bought a new couch like two and
a half months ago, and it's already broken. How's it broken?
Where you think that automatically? I just I just sat
on it and then you know there was a dip

(10:39):
or some boards worried, you know? Yeah? But wait, wait,
you think your wife is cheating because your couch broke? Yeah? Ay?
Think for real? Is there any other reason you think
that she she was boning somebody on it? Can I
say that? Yeah? That's kind of what I'm getting at.
I mean, it's not a cheap sofa, like paid a
decent amount for it, right, But do you think that
it could be like defective or something? It's playing new?

(11:00):
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what happened, Okay,
I mean it just makes me suspicious. What did she
say about it? That's kind of what makes you suspicious.
It is like she's not surprised by it at all,
And you know, I would think it was just like
a factory defect and send it back. But she doesn't
want me to call the company about it, which is
really really weird. What I mean, if it was broken regardless,

(11:22):
why would she care. Yeah, she doesn't want you to
call a company. No, she just says, the hasshole the
ship it there and shipped back and not have the
couch for a few days. She doesn't want to deal
with it, but it is broken, so it was. She
pretty defensive when you asked her. It was really starting
to feel that way, like has she cheated before? Or
have you had problems with her? I couches before? I

(11:43):
don't know, A very strange reason to us automatically suspect
that she's cheating. Yeah, I mean when when first guy together,
she started talking to the guy and you know, nothing happened,
but you know there's just been trust issues ever since. Yeah, right,
this is when you got together dating or when you
got married. After you got married, it was no, it
was when we were dating. Okay, okay, all right, So

(12:04):
I mean that's early on your relationship. You're married two
and a half years. It could just be a busted couch,
but we will try to find it out for you. Uh,
you know, because a lot of times your gut can
tell you. Um, so you just bought the couch from
like a furniture store. Yeah, yeah, they. I mean they
still like home furnishing, the lands vases, and you know,

(12:26):
would it be completely out of the blue if I
called her from that furniture store saying, thanks for purchasing
a new couch, hope it's working out well for you,
and we would love to also send you a gift
card and do something nice. I think that would work.
I mean they got our information. It was like it
was a process getting Yeah, you don't think that would

(12:46):
be too too obvious at all? No? Okay, no, okay, cool? Well,
I you know what I can do. I could give
you guys a gift card. You're not gonna actually get
the gift card, you know that now, but get it
to your wife. I'm only concerned about it. Something like,
did you guys get together and like did you go there,
because like a lot of people won't say that if
they know that the person of the company like knows
that you're married. Yeah, I mean she ordered it online.

(13:06):
Oh okay, perfect, all right? That well, yeah, I can
offer her something nice from the store that one actually happens,
so don't get droves up. And then also say we
will also send an awesome curdenza to somebody. No no, um, yeah,
but we'll offer to send something to somebody special to
her and see if she goes to see her name

(13:27):
or someone else. Is okay? Okay, all right, man, we'll
play us. I'll come back, and then we'll get a war.
The Roses Catch a Cheater redfited right in the middle
of war The Roses to Catch a Cheater. If you're
just joining us, Lucas is on the phone. You don't
know Lucas personally. You might know him personally. I don't know, Actually, Lucas,
you got a lot of friends, I think, yeah, okay,
so you might know Lucas personally, because Lucas has a

(13:48):
lot of friends. But anyway, he's the guy on the
phone for the war The Rose to Catch a Cheater,
and he thinks that his wife, Amber of two and
a half years might be cheating on him, all because
they bought a couch just a little over two months
ago and the couch is broken, and he automatically thinks
that that means that his wife has been doing stuff
on the couch with someone else, A lot of stuff,

(14:09):
powerful stuff the couch in two months, and there's there're
also trust issues from when they first started dating. She
was so, she did she actually cheat on you? I didn't,
she didn't write, but she was talking to someone else
when you guys first got together. Yeah, I mean she
she talked to some guy. I don't know. There's been
some trust issues. I think that's what I said. Um,
but yeah, all right, so you know what I mean,

(14:31):
she hasn't actually ever cheated on you that you know of,
But for some reason, the couch thing seems like it
only could have been broken that way first other because
the couch was broken in Yeah, they said broken. I
was like, yeah, I mean it was a brand new
Couch's weird that a broken two months. There's effective items
and stuff like yeah. Well, also, remember Lucas asked Amber

(14:53):
about it his wife, and she was kind of defensive.
And didn't want to call the furniture company. So anyway,
we're gonna call her from the furniture company it online
and say thanks for the purchase, how is it working out?
And offered to send her something special to someone special
to her and see if she gives us her husband,
Luca's name or someone else's. All right, Lucas, you're ready? Yeah,
I am all right here. Yeah, hello, Hi, this is

(15:31):
Jorban calling from Is this Amber? Oh? Yeah, Hi, Hi,
I was planning on calling you today, So this is
great actually oh wow, yeah, just really quick. I was
wondering what your warranty is for your couches. Um, well,
I guess it depends on the couch. Um, I'd need

(15:53):
to get a little more information from Normally we have
a pretty good warranty program, and you only bought your
couch just a little while ago, so I would think
it's under warranty. Hopefully it didn't get broken or anything.
It's something wrong with your couch. Yeah, it kind of broke, okay. Um,
is it something that you did to break it, drop
something on it, or do you think it is a

(16:15):
problem on our end? Because I mean, either way, I'm
sure we can get it replaced for you because we've
only had it. I think it's look looking at the paperwork,
about two months or so. Right, Yeah, but it's covered
either way, even if it's like our fault. But I
do know that it's probably under warranty. Okay, great, yeah, no,
it's it's totally broken. So just something about that. Boy.

(16:36):
I was going to call up and say, hey, thanks
for the business. Hopefully it couch is working out for you.
Guess not. Now I feel kind of awkward. The good
thing is I'm calling to say thank you for the business,
and we were actually going to just offer you one
hundred and fifty dollars gift coupon code for the next purchase. Oh,
I would love that. I mean it was working out.
It was just you know, something wha wrong. But yeah,
no it was I would love that. That's amazing. Great, Okay,

(16:59):
I'll give you the number for how I'll give you
the number four. We get the warranty stuff in just
a second, on top of the coupon code, which you
will see in your email box once we hang up.
We're also doing a thing just to try to get
the word out for our website a little bit more
in our store a little bit more where we'd like
to send a knickknack to someone's specialty you. Oh, that's cool.

(17:20):
We have we have three options of knickknacks that you
can send to somebody. We have a vase which is
very beautiful. I can send you pictures of all the
stuff we can use. We have a really nice lamp
and a picture frame, a beautiful picture frame. It's actually perfect.
My boyfriend needs only up first new desk, so a
lamp would be great. I will just have to get

(17:41):
some info from you. Is it going to go to
your same address? No, not to different access? Why don't
you What would you like to say on the note?
Like I don't know, like hope you love the new lamp,
sending love to you. Last thing I need is the name,
first and last. Well I have to get that lets

(18:02):
from me in a second. But first and last name
too to put on that. Yeah, it's um Michael and
the last name I guess doesn't matter. Huh, it doesn't matter.
What do you mean? Well, it doesn't matter because your
husband's name is Lucas and he's listening to this phone
call and probably has a lot of questions about who
Michael is. What are you talking about? What's going on? Amber?

(18:27):
This is actually the Jewel Show. We do a segment
on our show where we catch people cheating. My name
is jewil Ment. Alex minds English Evan and your husband,
Lucas suspects that you might be cheating on suspected that
you might be cheating on him, so he had us
try to see if we could find out, and it
looks like we did find out. Lucas. Are you there? Yeah? Amber?
What the hell? Yeah? What's going on? What's happening right now? Amber?

(18:52):
Who is Michael? Oh my god, I'm I'm I can't
believe it's talking it right now. I don't know what
to say. Um, I'm sorry, I'm really I am genuinely like,
So you're not denying it like most people do. I don't,

(19:12):
I don't. I don't know what to say right now. Well,
you can start by telling me who Michael is. I
just I think you're already hurt and I don't want
to hurt you more telling you about I just don't
even I don't want to talk about this. It's just
it's just sucks. This really sucks. Yeah, it sucks. Oh

(19:35):
my god. And that's how the couch broke on. I
don't think you want to know about all that. I
just don't. I don't think, and I don't know why
we're talking about this on the radio. I don't know
why you would want that. I just don't want to
hurt you more than you're already hurt right now. Unbelievable.
All right, Well you've you've made your decision. I'm I'm out,

(19:55):
all right, I'm leaving, I'm packing my stuff. I'm gone,
and you and your boyfriend can on that couch? What
do you want? Oh? Wow, wow, Lucas, I'm sorry. I
I really am sorry. I oh, I don't even know
what to say right now, and I hate to break

(20:16):
the new sea. What Lucas hung up after he said
keep the couch okay? Wow, all right, all right, and
she's got Wow, man, what were they doing on that couch?
I know that's the I'm trying to think about what
Lucas must be going through and my heart. I would
be heartbroken if I was being cheated on. But if

(20:38):
I had about a couch two months before and the
couch was broken from being cheated on, that's that. Wow?
That like that really even more? You just had to
be like, we never broke a couch together. Yeah, that's
ruined forever. Stop cheating on your spouse, yeah significant other
you guys. The Jebel Show on demand jubils dirty little secret.

(21:05):
It's time for your dirty little secret text in four
one six one. If you have a secret, you can
tell us anything, literally anything, because nobody will know who
you are. We keep everybody anonymous. So what's your dirty
little secret? So my dirty little secret is the person
I am dating is very young, much younger than I am.
Nothing illegal, right, very legal? Okay, okay, I recently was divorced.

(21:33):
I you know, I'll just say that I'm in my
mid fifties. What you do mid fifties. That's because you've
been dipping into the fountain of youth, I guess, well
being dipped. Yes, Um, he is twenty two. Oh and
well is he run for a good time or a

(21:55):
long time? Hopefully both both? We Chelsea, but we uh yeah,
So the secret is, Um, the person I'm dating went
to school with my kids. That is how young he is.

(22:16):
Oh do your kids know him? They? I don't know
if they know who he is. So you just met
him randomly? We met on a dating app grinder. Okay,
and this is my secret. He is, Um, you know
we have we're having a great time. Well, the relationship

(22:36):
is awesome. Nice. Don't hate the player hit the game exactly.
That's what you tell your kids when they're like, hey, um,
that was my classmate from high school and be like, hey,
you don't hate the player. Hit the game. You know,
as long as he's eighteen or older, fair game twenty two,
he's got it. Buy four years. You're good? Did you
Are you fulfilling some sort of kink do you think?
Or maybe like a rebound from the marriage. Um, well,
my previous partner was closer to my age, and yeah,

(23:01):
I guess you know, I'm very attracted to younger guys,
way more attracted two younger guys. And I think I
am you know, guys my age. So you know, well
that seems to be the norm no matter who you are,
matter why. I mean, as as long as you're a
little bit older, that's the norm. So little cash, it's fine.
So is it? Is it weird though? Dating a twenty

(23:23):
something year old when you're that old, I mean when
you're in your fifties, Because I feel like conversation wise
it'd be tough. I mean, I didn't like dating twenty
one year old when I was twenty one. We're both stupid.
We should both stop talking. But no, it's actually for real.
You guys, go out, if you're a restaurant or something,
look at the young people around you, and just imagine, imagine,
imagine dating a really young person. I'm like, oh, well,

(23:46):
I mean I do die you a young person, Mike.
My girlfriend is twenty one. She just turned twenty one. Yeah,
I haven't ever met her in person, so I don't
know she's actually really annoying or not. So she doesn't
seem annoying that she doesn't seem annoying, And there are
cool ones. Okay, I'm just saying appared to like when
you get older, right, it's when you're younger. You don't
know how annoying you are when you're younger. I was annoying.
I would think that the conversations would be very weird,

(24:07):
like it'd be hard to have a conversation like on
the same level as there is it that way. I
can see how you guys would think that. But yeah,
he's very educated. He's a great talker. We do have
great conversation. It's part of the reason why I think that,
you know, it was like very attracted to him, like
after our first day was you know, he did hold
a conversation really well. So I don't see too many

(24:31):
of the immaturities I guess that you would expect to
see with like, you know, a younger person, and he
plays college baseball, so who cares. Yeah, another shame in
your game. That's cool. Well, hopefully it all works out
for you and your kids don't find it too awkward
when they actually meet him and realized that they actually

(24:51):
went to school with him. Well hopefully not, but we
will see. Good luck, Yeah, thank you, Yeah, good luck
to you both. Yeah. The Jewel Show on demand. It
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(25:11):
we ask you the stupid thing that's being discussed on
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Internet question that's being asked on the dot com. It's
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I'm Don Duckleman. This is stupid internet questions. And today's

(25:31):
stupid internet question that we'll discuss is would you rather
have gas on a first date with your future wife
or on your wedding night? Let's discuss Alex Frank, Let's
discuss would you rather have gas? Let's discuss farts on
a first date or on your wedding night? When would
you rather have bad gas on my wedding night? Wedding night? Yeah?

(25:52):
I would go with wedding night as well. Why I
take some beto on my first date to my future husband?
If I had bad gas, then that would be embarrassing.
And then what if we didn't ever see each other
again because I thought I was like not atention. It
could ruin your whole future. Honestly, that is the best
part about a first date, in my opinion, when you're
a dude, is because as a guy, you might not

(26:14):
have had to fart in months, right, but all of
a sudden, when you have a first date, for whatever reason,
your body's cruel and it's like, hey, I have all
I want to do today is fart and you're like, well,
I'm going out with I can't, I can't do I've
been drinking water all day in preparation, and then you're
out and you're eating all kinds of rich food and
she's talking about whatever because you're not even listening because
you're just trying to hold in a fart, so you
don't discuss your future wife maybe. And that's what happens.

(26:36):
Right every single time I've had a first date, it
seems like I have really bad gas. That's why the
best part of a first date when you're a guy
is when it's over and you drop her off at
her house and she closes the door to your car
because it's the most amazing fart you've ever had. She
closes the door and she's like, yeah, if you're a lady,

(26:57):
And you think that I'm lying about that. The next
time you get dropped off after a first date, act
like you forgot something and go back in open that
door like I forgot my person to be like, oh
my god, trying to pass out. Yeah, you're a monster,
Producer Bennett jumping in. I mean, farts are an indicator
on the first date for me, indicator of indicator of
if I can fart in front of you, because and

(27:18):
I got to the town first dates going to hold
my fart for anyone. It's not healthy. Don't hold your farts.
So if I'm on the first date, I'm gonna be like, yo,
I have to fart and say that it's first What
the actual f are you talking. I'm going to announce
it and let a release and if you rock with it,
then yeah, they announce it. How many people have rocked

(27:38):
without in the past, Well, my last husband. Okay, you
also don't need to announce it. But I like the
swag though, so I think that you should announce it.
But you should announce it like a king entering the
room in the eighteen hundreds, like trumpets playing playing, just
like hey, heah, I have fought. Now are you rocking

(28:00):
with it or not? I think you should do that.
I want gas on the first date because at my
wedding night, I want to be hot. I don't want
to be bloated. I want to be looking good. And yeah,
it's a first date. I have plenty of other opportunities
to make you feel better about me. Yeah, if I
get your wedding night, you already locked in, baby, exactly.
I guess I can see that side a little bit, right,
because also, if they want to go out with you,
again after you farted a bunch in front of the

(28:21):
minutes a first date, they must really like you. Yeah, See,
as I think Bennett's just proved that that's the only
way to know if people really should be in your
life or not. Exactly right, If you can't have my farts,
you can't handle the rest of me. And it's part
except way worse if you can't hand on my farts,
and you don't deserve me at my not farts. But

(28:42):
we want to plan once and this person kept on farting.
Oh that was And I don't know who it was,
obviously it was pissing me off though, because it smelled
freaking holes higher time, so fed up, I was like,
who farting? And you can hear everybody around just sighing relief, like,
thank you man for saying that. I think it was
the person right behind us. I think it was. I'm

(29:04):
not sure, but he looked very awkward. Right now, It's like,
who the only one who looked awkward? Yeah, it was
beautiful to see because he got called out, and because
he's probably done that a lot on planes, because on
planes people do that. He's sitting there and he's like
sneaking him out. Also, you don't have to sneak him
because he can't hear it over the engine. So this
guy is constantly going on planes and finally his spot

(29:26):
gets blown off by someone goes who's farting, and he like,
looks this. He was staring at the back of that
seat for the entire flight. He from that seat. Hello,
you can smell it, just like everybody else can. Just
because he's good to you does not mean this everybody
you didn't say that. It was so funny because he

(29:47):
would not move his head and he was just like,
oh boy, I don't know why I have this vision
of her like hijacking the flight nd it before you did.
That's it. Hey, guys, just you know all right, I
got that gas right now. No, the Jebil show on demand.

(30:08):
It's another Jebil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi is Sandra available?
Oh this is Sandra. Hey Sandra, this is Alexis with
Wedding design an Event Planning. How are you? Oh? Hi,
hell are you? I haven't heard your name before? Oh yeah,

(30:29):
I'm good, Thank you, right, I know, yeah, I know
you've been working with Caitlin in the past. Um. Caitlin
actually had to take personal leave. I'm not really sure
what's going on, but I know she's going to be
out for an extended period of time, so wanted to
just call you and let you know that we're gonna
put somebody else in charge of your wedding now. But

(30:49):
he's amazing, Like I know that might sound really crazy,
but he is like sought after from Europe and he
is probably the best wedding an event planner that I've
ever met. His name's Alaudio. I'm going to transfer him.
This is a lot for me to take in. My
wedding is in three weeks and I have planned everything
from out of state, and this is making me super nervous.

(31:13):
I totally understand, but you're in really good hands. His
name's A. Laudio. Going to transfer him on right now, Okay,
just give me one moment. Sundra Salario, Hello, Sundra Selario,
how are you? It's pleasure to make you acquaintance, Sundra

(31:37):
the bride. It's Alariolario is excite to create love, dance,
wedding fiesta. Papa are you yes? Um hi? How are you? I? Yes,
everything is already done, I already have the flowers. Is

(32:00):
Elario Ilario Ilario, Ilario, take look at the plans you
hand before with the Catlin's Elario. Take look, Ilario, Ilario.
Ilario disappoint also very upset, so angry when I see
what Caitlin do to you. Oh, no, angry when I

(32:20):
see Caitlin disrespect the big day of love for you,
Illario already for you. You're welcome. Cancel, Ilario, cancel the
plants Caitlin have in Ilario. Take the plans of Caitlin
and flush them down the toilet after Papu because Ilario
disapprove and Lario want to make special wedding Papa for you. No,

(32:47):
that is nice. That has nothing to do with the
colors you chose, Ilario. Think. See the colors you chose
for your wedding. Rose called yea rose called Lario, Ilario.
See the ross called Ilario almost pure cross gold color.
That is why Ilario, change your color, Ilaria creates new

(33:09):
palette for you. No, Ilario, change your wedding color to
gray and black. Absolutely, yes, absolutely gray and black. In
the guest book. You're going to be so excited when
I tell you the guest book tombstone gray black. Tombstone
is a wedding got the funeral yet? Who are you, Lario? Elario?

(33:30):
May cake? Red velvet you cut into it looked like blood. Yes,
oh my goodness. Is it wedding or di murder? The cake?
Is it? Talk to the other person? White now Life,
New Life, New Death? Who knew? Who knew? Ilario don't know?
Hello you, I said, a transfer me White Now, Elario?

(33:54):
Tell you frank phone call? Then you should do to
that one, Elario. Yeah, it's a prank phone call. Sorry
about that. Who is this? What are you talking about?
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you. Oh you're maid of honors. Set
you up? She said. They've been planning a wedding out
of state and I've been super stressed out, so I thought, way,

(34:15):
Oh no, I really do think you should think about
the whole funeral wedding thing. I like the theme. Oh enough,
now the Jewil Show on demand First day up. I
am really excited about today's first day follow up. Yeah, okay.
On the phone right now is Bianca. Bianca, how are you?

(34:36):
I'm good? How are you guys? Doing? Not too bad?
Thank you? Like I said, I'm excited to her, I'm glad.
That we can help you out. Yea, all right, So
who do you want us to call today? What's her name?
Her name is Susannah. And um, I met her while
I was on a run. I'm a runner and I
really m kind of been my therapeutic moments these days,
and so, um, I went on my daily run and

(35:00):
and um, I saw this woman who is stretching, and
I was like, wow, those legs. Yeah, almost break your
neck running by almost trip over your own feet. It
takes a lot for me to actually, you know, kind
of like move away from when I'm doing and stopped.

(35:20):
I actually stopped running. I walked over there, and I'm
telling you, I was like so nervous, and I just
started talking to her with the intent like I didn't
know if she was for my team the other team.
I didn't care. I just wanted to talk to women.
Don't care they just hit on women. Just help. Yeah, well,

(35:40):
you guys are a little more confident than you really are.
Typically I'm like, may the best woman win. But somehow
that day I saw this beautiful woman and I had
to go over and step to her and start talking
to her. So question for you, how does that work?
Because I know as a dude approaching a woman, especially

(36:02):
if you see him at the gym or they're stretching
or something like that, Like I'd feel super creepy walking
or be like, hey, yeah you are bindy? What did
you say? I mean, it's just like what a guy
would do, you know. I had a conversation with her
about you know, I hadn't seen her before, so that
was my first thing, like do you run the lake much?

(36:22):
And obviously there was an interest on my end. And
when I stepped to her and asked that question, she
immediately responded with I'm not a straight girl, and I
think you're que too well. And then did you guys
end up going on a date or did you guys
go out right then and there? How did it work?

(36:42):
Oh my god? So I asked her for her number
and we immediately started taxing, and we actually wanted to
just meet up and do there's a spot near my
house where you can do you know, a two persons
sit down and have drinks, and so we decided that
we were going to go and like how drinks and
we met up. We just have a lot in common

(37:05):
and aside from running, she's just a really beautiful woman.
And she's smart. Um, she comes from the same town
that I come from. She has the same passion. She's
super sexy. Okay, did you guys how the date end?
We made out and it was clear that the energy
was there and it was real nice. It was really nice. Well,

(37:28):
so there is a reason that she's not calling you back.
I think that there might be another woman involved. There
must be another woman involved. Why why do you say
must be? Is that because she's like super good looking
or just because she's not calling you back? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean I think that's what a lot of people
would like to think when they're ghosted, Like they can't
be me. It's got to be like, all right, well

(37:49):
we'll play a song come back, and then call her
and get your first date follow up after the side. Okay,
thanks guys, yep, in the middle of your first date
follow up. And it's nice to know that women can
be just as cocky as dudes when it comes to
relationships and getting blown off. We've got Bianca on the
phone right now. And Bianca met a girl named Susanna
while she was out on a run. They just kind

(38:11):
of struck it up, started talking. She asked her out.
They agreed to go out. They went out to dinner,
had a great time. But now she's not getting a
call back. And the only reason that Bianca can think
of that she's not getting callback is Susannah clearly has
to have a girlfriend, clearly because no other reason at all.
There's no other reason not to call Bianca back, right, No,
no reason at all. All Right, here we go. I'm

(38:33):
gonna dollar phone. Hum right now? Do you have anything
else you want to say before I do that? No,
I'm ready. Okay, hopefully we can get you another date.
Here we go. Hello, him, I speak to Susannah please, Yeah,
this is her. Hey, Susannah, how are you? This is
jew Bil from the Jewil Show. I'm sorry? Who is this?

(38:55):
This is Jewel from the jew Bil Show. It's a
radio program, a radio show on the radio waves. Okay, um,
all right, what is this about? I'm calling you today
because you want a million dollars? What are you getting away?
You did not. We're gonna get a lawsuit now, yeah, no,

(39:16):
you did not win a million dollars. But somebody did
email us about you, and that's why we're calling. Okay,
you got my attention. Well, who emailed you about me. Well,
we do a segment on the show called the First
Date follow Up. It's where if you go out with
somebody and then end up ghosting them after, they can
email us to get you on the phone and figure
out what happened. And you went out on a date
recently with a woman named Bianca. Okay, Yeah, I totally

(39:40):
remember Bianca. Okay, I mean it was fun. I had
a good time with Bianca. Okay. Yeah, she said everything
was great. She said she had a really good time
and she's honestly surprised that you just kind of dropped
off the face of the earth. I don't know if yeah,
I would say dropped off the base of the earth.
But stop texting her though, right, I mean, yeah I
did stop texting her. Okay, Yeah, she wants to know why. Well,

(40:02):
first off, we met at a park, okay, and it's
kind of like it's a place where people go to
like work out, go for a run, like casual. That's
what she said. She said she noticed you stretching and
just had to say something that you had a great leg.
I was wearing my best flangings that day. Um well no,

(40:23):
and I was really interested in her when she came up.
You know, she had this confidence about her. It's just
I mean, it definitely was attractive, and you know, she
shot her shot went out. The thing is, during our date,
she just kept like, I don't know if she was
sizing me up or well, I'm sure we talked to her.

(40:46):
We talked to her, and I know she was sizing what. Yeah,
I just feel like the whole time she was like
judging my fitness level. She was like making me do
jumping jacks and like lunges. Okay, and it wasn't like
a date where you guys are working out. She stopped
you somewhere and how did you do this? Yeah? So,
like in the parking lot on the way to dinner,

(41:08):
she had me doing lunges. Yeah, I had like jean
shorts and sandals on. I was not prepared to be
working out during our dates. Yeah, that's so. Was she
lunging with you? Oh? Yeah, she was lunging with me.
But I feel like she kept correcting my form. I
wasn't doing it right. Those are the worst. That's weird,

(41:29):
Like why did she make you do all these lunges
and exercises? No, I feel like she was sizing me
up for real, and then to top it off, when
we got inside to order, she like ordered a side
of veggies for me. I wasn't allowed. Oh wow, So
she's making you work out and then making sure you
eat a certain way. Yeah, how good your cardio vasculars Yeah,

(41:52):
a little controlling. It just sounds a little bit controlling
to me. Just a tad bit to top it off.
That wasn't even the worst part. When we left dinner,
she asked me if I wanted to run sprints around
the parking. You go on a date with a high
school pe coach, I figure with a whistle around her
neck and a stop watch, and there's like weird shorts

(42:13):
that don't have a belt on them, you know that
they always wear. Will say, running on a full stomach,
she must be a crossfitter. Yeah, that's what it is.
She's a vegan. She's a vegan crossfitter. Opening. I'm so sorry.
I'm surprised her name is not Karen. Oh my god.

(42:33):
I mean, she isn't across and she definitely didn't order
a stake. No, you've confirmed. That explains it. It is
kind of weird to make you do that. She was hot,
but I don't. I mean that's not what I want
to do on my date. Thank you. No, And that's
what happens when you go on a date with a
vegan cross fitty. I say that from Monday's, Wednesday's Friday.

(42:56):
Thank you for being honest with us and telling us
what happened on your day. Why you're not calling Bianca back?
Oh of course, thank you guys for reaching out. No problem.
Now I have to be honest with you and let
you know that Bianca is actually on the other line listening.
I wants to talk to you. Oh no, kid, yeah, yes, No,
I'm not laughing either, Susanna. I thought we were playfully
doing that. I thought it was like something kind of

(43:19):
you know, it was hot. It was like I was
turning you on it. We're sure, But no, I'm not laughing. Guys, Okay,
I know, I know, so you're Actually it sounds to
me though, first of all, you guys say hi to
each other, didn't really say hi. Hi. I'm still not laughing, okay,
I mean this is I really like you, and you

(43:41):
just made fun of me in front of all these people,
when you know there's chemistry. I thought it was flirtatious
and Susanna you absolutely were into it. Yeah, she probably
kept going because she was scared because you were controlling her. Yeah,
like in Macara would hold your hand and we were
joking and it was playful. But when you actually made

(44:01):
me do lunges up to the door, yeah, and some
to sprint around the parking lot, it's a little too much.
That is a little weird, Bianca to be doing. To
be working out like like that, like in the parking
lot and then asking your day to run sprints and
then you ordered a salad for her, that does seem
sort of what the hell? Like you made out with me,
you were all up in me, and you know what

(44:24):
I'm talking about. You do all those things with me, Susanna,
and then only not to between my calls my Texas.
That is true, Susannah, that is true. She said that
you guys made out a bunch at the end of
the day. Why would you make out with her if
you were having such a I mean, guys, she was
super hot. I was into her and we were already there,
so you know, why not? Why not? Yeah, I guess

(44:46):
you're right. I've done that before too. You hadn't got
an action in a while. I was hoping it would
lead somewhere, but I just didn't expect for it to
be so I didn't expect it to lead here. Yeah,
I did not expect it to lead there. I didn't
expect a random workout sesh to break out in the
middle of your date. No, I'm I'm not laughing again,

(45:07):
and I'm really just disappointed. I mean, Susanna, I really
liked you, and it's not my fault that your cardio
isn't at the level of mine. And I'm really what
an insult? Yeah, maybe she doesn't want to date like
a personal trainer or nutritionist or life coach or vegan
or crossfitter, and then you just hang out instead of
working out sometimes. Yeah, she can be what she wants
to be. I mean, you can date whoever you want.

(45:28):
I mean, obviously you just don't want to go out
with me. Well let's make sure. Hey, Susannah, would you
like to go out with Bianca again on another date?
We'll pay for it. I will pay for it, but
I will not do a monthly gym membership. Don't have
that kind of money. I don't think it's a good idea. Okay, fine,
that's that. If that's your your decision. That's fine. I
was hoping you guys would go out on another date.

(45:49):
I'm disappointed. I am too, you know, I'm sorry we
didn't mesh. But you are super hot. Well there you go.
You got that. At least you're super hot. You're killing it. Yeah,
you're killing there. I definitely know we can't actually date,
but it would be great to just, you know, we
could hook up every once in a while. I mean,
I don't see any problem with that. Okay, all right,
you got a problem with that, Susannah. You know I

(46:10):
have a couch in Netflix. We can definitely do this.
Well that's a successful first. They followed it, in my opinion,
The Jewels Show on demand jubils dirty Little Secret. Hello there,
hello there, how you doing. I'm good? How are you
not too bad? Thanks for asking? Do you have a

(46:31):
dirty little secret? Yeah? It's a dirty big secret. But yeah,
yeah right, all right, let me hear it. So, um,
my little sister just had a baby with one of
my friends. Okay, and when she first bashes pregnant, I
actually thoughts with him, who yeah what girlfriend? So now

(46:57):
I'm the godmother? Oh um, so did your your sister
obviously doesn't know because it's a dirty, big secret. No, No,
how did it happen? Um? Well him and I have
been friends since we were like fifteen, and at the
time they had just started like hanging out, and um,
tequila might have been involved. Oh um, so he Are

(47:22):
you worried that he's ever gonna say anything to her?
I a little bit. But I also think he has
a bigger sense of self preservation than that. Yeah, what
would your sister do she found out? I don't know,
I might not exist anymore for you? For you? Is
he like the one that got away? Do you like
him like that? No, we're just friends. That's the thing too.

(47:46):
Was it worth it? No? Okay? I was like, she's
about to be like, yeah, it was absolutely not. And
and I can't tell my wife either. So there's that. Oh, oh,
do you have a reality show yet? Because you should? No,
I don't like an onion lots of laces. Is there?

(48:08):
What else is going on with you? H? There's that.
I mean, I just I haven't made motel anybody. And
I'm like, I'm glad you told I'm glad you told us.
Now you got it off your chest, you can relieve
that stress a little bit. And also, I'm sure you're
stress going like I don't think he would. I guarantee
you that dude is probably never telling your sister. I

(48:32):
really hope not, because that's the baby said this weekend.
So and if he ever buys you a bottle of
tequila for Christmas, give it back to him. The time
that I had tequila, I slammed a nine year old's
head in the wall because he wanted to rustle me
and I didn't want to lose. Oh my god, tequila
makes people do crazy things, right, I didn't mean to

(48:53):
slam his head in the wall. You know, tequila kind
of you know, perception of time. The way he learned
his lesson, don't mess with Alex when she's at tequila.
Thanks for your dirty little secret. I was drunk off tequila,
but I still remember feeling like an idiot, and then
I one passed out at nine. Everybody has that one
liquor that they can't drink too much of or gets

(49:15):
out of control. The last time I really got drunk
off whiskey, I don't drunk right there when I said
whiskey off a whiskey. I don't remember too much the evening,
but I do remember being on the street corner, no
shoes on handcuff, talking to the cops, and all I
remember is thinking, where are my shoes? You find him? No,
I don't drink like that anymore. But there's been so

(49:35):
many times in my life where I'm just woking up
in a random bush, wondering how I got there, or
on somebody's porch. We're trying to open the door to
go to work, and they're like, you can't sleep here,
Like whatever, can't open the door here, I'm trying to sleep.
I thought it was bad that I don't necessarily remember
all of the uber ride home somebody else's house porch.

(49:55):
I woke up in a bush in Vegas once. A
big bush lord with a security are pulling me out
and being like, hey man, you can't sleep here. I
was at a diner in l A and I left
the table. I went to the little lobby of the diner.
I actually took off my shirt, folded it, sat it
next to me, sat my shoes next to it, and
was sleeping in the lobby area. That azing, you know

(50:17):
those ye think about the folding of the shirt. He
woke me up and he's like, dude, you can't sleep
in the lobby, and I was like, I folded my shirt.
I don't have to fold my shirt when I'm sober. Basically,
if I get too drunk, it's just that's what happens.
It's like, hey, man, can't sleep here. I just sleep places.
I feel like whenever you write a book, some day

(50:38):
your memoir will be titled you can't sleep here. Then
Jebel Show on demand This week we celebrate Pride. If
you missed it, our executive producer Brad came out this
week on the show as bisexual. Yeah I was. I'm
actually really proud of you, Brad, because watching you just
tell your story and you're like a rough and tough dude, right,
and not a lot affects you and you just brush
things off. So like watching you tell your story and

(50:59):
like seeing the emotion, it's like wow, thinking about everybody
in the past who's had to do it and like
go through that, who's had similar emotions like that, it's
just like damn, Like because you are a little bit
older than yeah, you know, and coming out is by
and like it would just be a very hard thing.
So it just like kind of hit me actually watching
you express that it was actually one hundred times more
difficult than I thought it was. And it makes me

(51:21):
feel for everybody before and everybody after, and this whole
month is just that much more important all of a sudden,
It's just a calendar month, right, It's like, who cares?
But I think a lot of people are gaining the
courage to do this stuff this month, and I'm really
excited about that for them. But it isn't easy, even
when you think you're rock solid. Yes, I was, I'm sorry,

(51:41):
it's not the time. I'm trying to hide him on
the microphone. I literally tried to hide my mouth on
the microphone. You said, I'm just like, there's not a time.
I'm sorry. I find everything funny. It's inappropriate, not bad,
no disrespect though. One of the more weird things that
I've discovered now, I went to like this store and

(52:02):
there was a guy cashier, and I was like, he
doesn't think I want to like hang out with him,
doesn't like Now that it's out there, I was like,
do I have to worry about people thinking that I
now I'm getting everybody? Yeah, that would be an interesting
situation because you know, I've never been by so I
don't know how it feels obviously, but that would be
weird though, because yeah, you would think about especially after

(52:22):
you first come out and people know this about you.
Now you're going to be self conscious about it, right
because you know it's a thing. Now You're like, everybody
that you talked to is like, now they know that
I'm by? Does everybody I talk to you now? I
think I'm hitting on them because I don't want all
of them any advice from Christian and Bennett on anything
as far as coming up, because both of you guys
and Christian are not by. They're definitely not by. I'm

(52:45):
as gay as a two dollar bill. And if you
know anything about two dollar bills, Wow, you're looking like,
I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't either.
I don't get it two dollar bills again because it's
rare or it's like I just remember hearing it when
I was a kid, and I was like, maybe God,
he's gay as a two dollar bill. And I was

(53:06):
like me, I know, You're like I would say, I
think this is like a very exciting point for anybody
who's coming out, whether it's your sexuality or anything about
yourself come into terms with who you are. It's exciting,
it's difficult, it's exciting because now you have the freedom
to be exactly who you want to be, and you

(53:28):
have like the freedom to explore that. And you know,
anybody in this moment in time that has anything to
say to you, bread or anyone else that's coming out,
it should even matter, because it's about you being proud
of who you are and who you're going to be.
I think that's a really great don't be happy about yourself,
be mindful about not taking on the negative energy from
other people, right and being happy in your own skin

(53:50):
and being comfortable with who you are, no matter what
you are and your preferences on anything, who you like,
who you don't like, whatever. Being comfortable in your own
skin is really really freeing. If you actually are just
the way you want to be all the time and
you're proud of who you are, it is an amazing feeling.
Nobody should ever shame anybody for being just themselves and
who you love, whatever how you are. If you are

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proud of yourself for being who you are, just be
proud of yourself, no matter who you love. And congratulations
to our producer. Can I give a bit of advice
really quick to the memories that you have from that
coming out day are never going to go away. And
that's what sucks, because I got pulled out of the
closet and it was a horrible, horrible thing. I am
excited and happy for you that you got to kind
of do it on your own terms, but it does

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break my heart that you didn't receive necessarily the response
you want, which is ridiculous. However, it doesn't last forever.
The memories will be there, but you get stronger and
that and that sad memory can become actually a happy
memory for you personally. To be like, that didn't break
me the night I came out, really really rough, horrible
conversations with my parents, who have never been anything but

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loving and supporting, and they just wanted to find out
how they could do that in that moment. That was
years ago. I'm to this day I've done nothing but
get closer with my parents. So just you can be
optimistic that you know, those who maybe weren't showing you
the love that you needed it when you needed it,
they'll come around. Christian's dad actually like calls them every
night to say good night. I'm literally thirty years old
and my dad calls and text me sweet dreams everything.

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I do want to give a quick shout out to
my mom and my brother who found out the same
way everybody else found out by the Internet, and they
call me. He's like, hey, man, congratulations. I was like thanks,
and then she's like, hey, when are we gonna like
just move on? That's how it should That's how it
should be. Like absolutely, thanks, Yes, I love that so much. Definitely,
Like I was saying, I don't think anybody should be
embarrassed for who they are. I do think Christian, your

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dad's still calling to tuck you in at night when
you're thirty embarrassing Dad. I love you all right, remember
you follows y'all on social media. At the Jewel Show,
she goes to sleep real early, falls asleep before my
dad even texted me good night. Follows all individually. I'm
at you a fresh, I met that d I'm at

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Christian Gray Snow, I'm at Brad Nolan, I'm at Benda knows.
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