March 7, 2023 • 31 mins
What is Victoria's new secret!? Find out the answer to that question in this episode of the Jubal Show!
For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, what was the last show, movie or song that made you cry, this Dirty Little Secret will get you out of hanging out with the in-laws, Lorenzo thinks his girlfriend is cheating with her peronsal trainer in this War of the Roses and Macklemore returns to The Jubal Show to discuss a surprise concert, cars and billboards!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebile Show on demand. The last movie that had
me ball my eyes out was The Pursuit of Happiness.
It's the Jewbile Show. And that was a good movie,
or is a good movie, and that made me also
ball my eyes out. But that was somebody texted in
at four one oh six one because it's time for
today's ridiculous Internet question, and that today's ridiculous Internet question
is what's the last thing, TV show, movie, or song
(00:24):
that made you ball your eyes out? Call us eight
at eight three four, three one oh six one. Text
in four one oh six one. What's the last thing
that made you cry? Sounds weird when you say it
that way, it does well? Then three one six one
text in four one oh six one. Victoria. Mine was
the season three finale of the OC, which is the
(00:44):
TV show. Gosh, hey, um, can anybody get me the
audio of Victoria's social media post. I don't know if
our producers can hear me there in the other room
right now, but hey, Richard Sharkey, if you can hear me,
please give me that audio before the end of the
second Okay, go ahead, Victoria, Sorry, it was the last
thing that major cry watching the season three finale, like
(01:05):
someone died and it was just so sad as like
a main character. Wow, way to spoil it for people, right, Yeah,
it came back in two thousand and three, so yeah,
they've been dead for a while. I've been avoiding the
Google spoilers. I don't think I've ever seen anybody cry
like that over a TV show. You were invested in
the OC more than anybody who watched it when it
was actually new. Well, it was really good. And then
(01:26):
one of my friends is like, Okay, I want to
see your reaction, and so I sent her the snapchat
video and that's great. Call us eight at eight three
four three, one oh six one. This is normally a
fun segment, but now let's just all talking about the Bennett.
What's the last thing, movie, TV show song that made
you cry? Listen, real GE's don't cry. Okay, now I'm
just playing. I'm crying all the time. I cry. The
(01:47):
things that got me are like the feel good moments
in television shows. Specifically, and more recently, there's a show
on Hulu called The Parent Test where they take a
bunch of parents that raise their kids different ways, and
it's like a competition, but they have a lot of
real feel good moments with the parents, like really sacrificing
and putting things on the line for their child, and
I don't know, it always gets me. Yeah, it sounds
(02:10):
like it. Probably those people in that show, the kids
that are basically like an experiment for this TV show,
they'll be crying a lot when they get older in therapy.
Oh yeah, definitely call us day eight three four three
one six one text and four one six one. What
is the last movie, TV show or song that touched
your feelings and made you cry? Hey, Arnita yet, good morning,
(02:31):
Good morning, how are you. I'm fantastic today. How about you,
guys fantastic as well? Thank you for calling up today
and for always being in front of the show. So
what's the last thing, movie, TV show or song that
made you cry? Sold? The last song that made me
cry was by teen and it's called Sober. That song
about what sober? Okay, boys don't know you could sing
(02:56):
like that is American idol audition. I love it And
if anybody doesn't know, ar Need has called the show
a bunch and I Need you struggled with demons like
that too, right, Absolutely, that song obviously makes sense why
it makes sense why you would cry to that. Thank
you for calling up eight to eight three four three
on six one. You have a great rest of your day. Guy,
you too love a good one. What was the last thing, TV, show, song,
(03:17):
or movie that made you bawl your eyes out? Somebody
texted in and said, Fire Island the movie made me cry?
What God, Christian gracenow, what is the last thing that
made you cry? The thing that made me cry most
recently is the summer I Turned Pretty, which is the
show that Victoria moralized. The show. I'd just be like, oh,
what what summer was that summer I was born? Okay, no,
(03:42):
but Victoria convinced me to watch and like it was
a very light teen I'll call him teeny bopper shows
and shout out to my best friend Matt. He lives
out in Pennsylvania. He loves teeny bopper shows too, and
I always give him a hard time about it. He
was also harpened on me to watch it. While I watched,
and I will have you know, I cried like a
little school girl. Cried. Cried ride on the season two
immediately christ he was about a breakdown. Call us Upbate
(04:07):
at eight three, four, three one o six one texts
and four one oh six one. What is the last
TV show, song or movie that made you bawl your
eyes out? For me? I'm actually tearing up right now
thinking about it. But Kendrick Lamar's last album, there's a
song called father Time. Can't you even think about the
song without crying? Listen? Oh yeah, so that's a powerful song. Also,
I still need to say a few things on the radio,
so I need to suck it up. Buttercup, okay, God.
(04:30):
Victoria talked about how it was the OC for her,
that show from years and years and years ago. She
just started watching it or finished it. Actually, she cried,
like I've never seen anybody cry or a TV show before,
a sad and I asked for the audio and I
just got it. And did you actually post this on
your social? You did, right? I am posted on my
(04:50):
social I sent someone on this team and then it
was posted. That's why we have it. Okay, gosh, yeah,
sabotage here you go? What the he? That was so sad.
She was such a mean character. He couldn't just kill
her off. Oh my god, I'm like, really sad. She
(05:14):
literally had her whole life ahead her and she finally
figured it out. That was so freaking sad. I'm crying,
tears rolling down her cheeks. I'm crying. Yeah, we can
tell three on demand. Victoria has a new secret and
hopefully this won't get the lingerie line canceled again. Oh
(05:37):
find out what it is just a second. Not our
Victoria very computer. Also good news. Soon people won't be
texting and driving as much bad news. They'll be sleeping
and driving more. I'll tell you about that in a second.
And the story is going viral of the way one
guy got revenge on his neighbor over a parking dispute,
and it might give you some ideas the next time
(05:57):
you need to get even with someone, or idea of
what not to do. You'll hear that right now in
another hard hitting, live local, late breaking report from the JNN,
the Jewel News Network, It's news that you didn't know
you needed. For Tuesday, March seventh, twenty twenty three, I'm
Jewel fresh and considering. Victoria's secret has been mired in
controversies for the past few years. Did I write this
(06:19):
news story myself? No, I'm reading it because I don't
use words like mired, but thank you very much. Well,
they've had everything from alleged toxic, misogynistic work environments being fostered,
from executives being tied to Jeffrey Epstein, and just general
conversation about beauty and unrealistic standards and stuff like that.
So people have been very upset with Victoria's Secret. So
they haven't had the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show for a
(06:41):
few years now in a while because of that. Well,
they've announced that they're going to bring back to Victoria's
Secret Fashion Show, except now it's going to be woke.
Oh yeah, so like inclusive of like body sizes. I
would assume body sizes. I would assume it won't be
as skimpy of Launcherie. Maybe they've got a line of
hurtlenecks coming out. I have no idea perfect pea coats
(07:02):
and every time it's just gonna be all coats cars.
Lizzo chimed in on it when they announced that. She said,
this is a win for inclusivity, for inclusivity's sake. But
if brands start doing this only because they're received backlashed
in what happens when the trends change again? So that's
a good point by Lizzo. Lizzo always has good points
for my own life. Maybe I should ask you, guys,
(07:23):
from my line of male lagerie, what is better if
I had like V neck shorts, you know, so you
can kind of see like the top of the neck,
but not the neck on your not not the neck
on your neck, neck the other neck or super short
where you can just see the under of the um.
You know. Well, in this sexy on the topic of inclusivity,
you're gonna do the vice. I've got a pair of
(07:46):
my own V neck on they's on right now. They're
not comfortable at all, but sexy ladies right pictures. This
is the j and then the Jewel News Network. It's
news that you didn't know you needed. And those other
newscasters aren't telling you about their V neck under where
they've got on? Are they? For our next story, let's
send it on over to Bennet. Hey, it's been it
so the CEO of Ford says they're not working on
(08:07):
fully autonomous cars anymore. Instead, they're going to be focusing
on eyes off the road features that would help you
play on your phone or even sleep while you're driving, which, hey,
it's a bad idea. Yes, we trust pilots that we
don't know and cannot see you to fly us in
the air. I think we can trust some robots to
drive us on the ground. Yeah, I mean I already
(08:27):
thought that they were doing that with the other cars.
Except no, because they warn you not to fall asleep
if you put your Tesla in autopilot rail because you
have to help it out. I think you have to
assist it. So Ford is trying to make it so
you can actually just take your hands off the wheel
and do whatever you want. Let your car drive you. Wow,
why don't you take a bus at that point? Right,
that is a very good point. Imagine a road trip
(08:49):
cross country without driving a single moment. I wouldn't like
it at eye well, because I mean I would like
to be able to do whatever I want while driving.
Except I know how these features are without even the
self drive. If you're in a car where you put
it in cruise control and it like has the follow
assist thing where it won't go a certain speed if
it since there's another car, I always have to take
it off because I'm like, no, I want to tailgate
(09:10):
because I want to go around this person. I'd be
in the backs. He'd be like, hurry on, I'm doing
the actual speed limit. Who doesn't, Backsley, I would be
be Backseley driving the robot the whole. This is the
Jane and the Jewel News Network gets news that you
didn't know you needed for a next story. Let's send
it over to Christian Gray Snow. I'm on location in Weymouth, Massachusetts,
where the pettiest of Petty Patricia's has pulled a major
(09:31):
stunt and it is messy, let me tell you. According
to the Doorstlive dot com, a man named Lee Craig
McConnell decided to spite his neighbor after a heated neighborly
parking battle. He and a neighbor had gotten into it
over the parking spot, and he decided to be spiteful,
so he reacted by going to his neighbor's balcony, taking
his wife with him, and they had sex on the
balcony with the security cameras filming the entire thing. So
(09:54):
he real quick clarification his wife or his neighbor's wife, Oh,
definitely his wife. He didn't. I was like, that would
have been a double murder. Yeah, who goes the dynam out.
That's an interesting way to get revenge. It is fine,
you take my parking spot, I'll go on your balcony
and get it on. Yeah, what a weird thought. It's
very very weird. I'm gonna start doing that to get
(10:16):
revenge on everything. If one of you takes my chair.
You know what I'm doing in your chair when you're
not here. Oh god, there's no cameras. Yeah, probably where
there are everybody, And I don't know if i'd have
anybody with me, it would probably just dream. This is
the jan and the Jewel News Network. It's news that
you didn't know you needed. Those other boring news networks
aren't talking about doing that to themselves in one of
(10:38):
their co workers chairs while they're not here. Are the
true There's probably a good reason for that. Where you
can listen to the jay and in the same time
every single weekday morning to get your news. So congrats,
suck us, you just got news again. Yeah you did.
And you can follow the show on social media at
the Jewel Show follow all of us individually. I met
Jewel Fresh, I met Rara zero zero, I am at
Benny Knows, I'm at Christian Grace snow the Jewel Show
(11:00):
on demand. It's time four of the Roses only on
This Jewel Show. Lorenzo is on the phone today for
a War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his wife of three years, Tara, might
be cheating on him. See we can help him out, Lorenzo.
Welcome to the show man, thank you for coming on. Um,
tell us a little bit about your situation. Why do
you think your wife cheating on you? Man? You know,
(11:22):
I really hope it's not true. Um, we've been married
for about three years. Um. We we only dated about
six months before we met, and it's one of those things.
It was love at first sight. We met on a
beach with all our friends. It's been it's been awesome, honestly.
So you only dated for six months before getting married? Yeah,
I mean it was just one of those things. It's
(11:42):
just kind of like when you know, you know, and
she's I'm in love with her. Well that's good. That's
a good thing to be with your wife. Yeah, right, sure,
Why do you think she's cheating? So she's been on
this new regiment, um really before the new year. Um,
and she's up been working out a lot. She's been
taking care of herself and kind of part of that
(12:04):
was she got a trainer, and you know, it's this
dude who's just, you know, he's everything you expect a
trainer to be fit. He's nice, and she just talks
about him all the time. And honestly, it's just I've
always been a little uncomfortable with it. She talks about
him all the time, how like telling you about the workouts,
or talks about him like she has a crush on
(12:26):
him or something. I mean both, not not like a crush,
but like, you know, I know we're well enough that
like I can see it in her eye. Yeah, and
I just it's a lot. It's a lot for me.
So you believe that your wife has a crush on
the trainer, right, It's not just that he's fit and
you know, looks great. Yeah, it's it's that. And you know,
(12:47):
I honestly, I have a lot of friends that like
are in and out of that gym, and I just,
you know, I have heard that she has been flirting
with him at the gym, and I'm praying it's not true,
but it's just it's been bothering me. Well, that changes everything.
You're hearing what are you? What are you hearing? You
know that it's more that it's more than a training,
that it's um that there seems to be something going on.
(13:08):
And would you consider flirting cheating? Because I know a
lot of people are flirts, and a lot of people
they're they're okay with you know, they're significant other being
a flirt that some people are cool with it true, Like,
does that matter to you? I'd say it does. Like
I'm I'm I would describe myself as the jealous type.
A little flirting. I don't I don't mind if it
(13:30):
was just about any other situation, but this just this
feels weird, okay, and I don't like it all right,
I consider it cheating if it's anything your significant other
wouldn't do in front of you. Exactly do you think
that she would flirt with her trainer in front of you? Man,
I don't even really like to think about it. But
I'd say maybe a little bit, but nothing too much, Okay,
(13:51):
I mean, okay, she's just got a natural charm to her,
So I think everybody you know tend to think that
she's flirting and then a little bit off. It's just
it's reciprocated back and then maybe you know, like I
trust her, but I'm also worried maybe she doesn't know
where the line needs to be stopped or when it's crossed. Right, Okay,
have you talked to her about her maybe crush on
(14:13):
the trainer or have you cut these feelings to yourself.
I've kept it to myself. I've talked to my family
about it and stuff, but like, I haven't really talked
to her specifically about it. The first person that you
should talk to is your partner about these things. Well,
it's wild to me that people are able to keep
it in because, like I, you know, I Christian here,
I wear my emotions on my sleep. Everybody constantly knows
(14:35):
how I feel. If I thought even for a second
someone in my house was running around on me, Yeah,
I mean, this is honestly the first time anything like
this has ever happened. And yeah, I mean admittedly, and
maybe I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm just
kind of freaking out. All right. You already told us
what you think the best way to catch her would be.
And she's a rewards member at Supplements, so we'll call
(14:59):
her from there and say Congratulations, you just won a
love of working out package. I was shopping here so much.
I love those. She's gonna get a bunch of supplements
and also a basket that she can send to somebody else. Oh,
the guy works out. It makes sense, right, I probably
would like that sort to send those to him or
to you. Okay, okay, all right, place, I'll come back you.
You wore the Roses sketch cheater. Next, Lorenzo is on
(15:21):
the phone and he thinks that his wife of three years, Tara,
might be cheating on him, and he specifically thinks it
might be with her new personal trainer. Apparently they've been
married for three years. They only dated for six months
before getting married. And Lorenzo, you haven't had any suspicions
of her cheating at all in your relationship other than
now never. And I'll just let you recap it before
we call her. Why do you suspect the terrorst cheating again?
(15:44):
So she's just been you know, she talks about this
guy all the time. It just seemed like a lot
to me before, like I really suspected anything, and then
I just kind of got word that, like what's been
happening at the gym has been has been crossing the
line between like a professional workout and a flirt. But also,
why don't you go to the gym with her? Like
if the suspicions are this, hi, Like, have you ever
(16:06):
thought of going with her and just working out on
the side and seeing for yourself what's going on? H Yeah?
I mean actually I did. I have asked if I
can go to the gym with her, you know, just
like maybe we can schedule something together. But every time
I've asked, She's basically always scheduling her specific workouts when
I'm at work. Okay, that's also shady, that's kind of shady.
(16:28):
I mean maybe those are the only sessions that are available.
They're always booked and busy at the gym. Yeah, we're
gonna call her from the supplement store that she shops
out a lot and and she's a rewards member and
tell her that since she's a valued customer, she won
our love of working out package just made up. But
it's a bunch of free supplements for her and some
(16:49):
free training sessions. And we'll see if she sends that
to Lorenzo or to somebody else. All right, Lorenzo, here
we go. Many ready, I'm ready. Hello. Hey, this is
(17:09):
Chaz from Supplements. I was looking for our rewards member
named Tarab. Yeah, this is she Tara. Hey, congratulations, y're
this month's winter Um cool? That sun? Yeah that's great. Well,
thank you for shopping with us. I'll just get to
the point. UM. This month our rewards VIP that's what
(17:32):
you're called now. Since you won, UM gets a love
of working Out package one hundred and fifty dollars to
spend in the store on whatever you want yep. Also
two hundred dollars to go to cycle okay, and another
two hundred dollars to yes one percent free. And the
(17:55):
best part about this one is this month it's a
couple's things, so you can also get that same package
to someone else, So you guys can do do all
that stuff together. And it's just our way of saying
thank you for shopping with us. We appreciate it. Oh, no,
thank you guys. That's awesome. Do you need anything for me? Well? Yes,
do you guys have my info on file? We do, yeah,
(18:17):
So to send you everything, it's the address that we
have on file. Do you know who you want to
send the other stuff too? Because I can call you
back if you don't know that yet. Um, you can
just send it to the same address. I'll just give
it to my husband. Okay, your husband works out with
you too, I mean he wants to and like he'll
just he'll use everything and if not, like I mean,
(18:39):
maybe he can. I'm so sorry. Um, this right here
says that it's one per household. So because he's like, A, yeah,
so is there I don't know another? Well, I know
you're married. Is there another romantic interest? I'm talking about
that one, not romance, But I mean I work out
(19:01):
with his sister a lot. If I could just have
like a girlfriend come with me. Oh that's yeah, that's fine,
that's fine. Yeah, I can get her information in just
a second. This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show, and I'm not calling from supplements. What is happening? Well,
I am so confused right now, Tara, we do a
segment on this show. It's a radio show called The
(19:21):
Jewel Show. My name is jew Bul Victoria. Oh no,
I've heard it. I've heard this show. Well, I'm glad
you listened, Thank you very much. Hopefully you'll still listen
after this. But your husband Lorenzo thought you might be
cheating on him, and we do a segment called War
of the Roses to catch a cheater. So he was
seeing if you were going to send that to somebody else.
This has gotta be a joke. Well, yeah, no, it's
(19:43):
not any Your husband, Lorenzo is actually on the phone.
That means he's here. That means he's on the phone.
You know, Drew, What the heck? What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I just I don't know. I've been feeling
weird about your workout thing, and I feel like you've
been ignoring me and work out with your sister. I know,
(20:07):
I know, and honestly, she mentioned that you've kind of
been like flirty with your your instructor, and it's been
weird me out. Oh my god, listen know what I mean.
I'm nice, I'm friendly, we work out. He's my trainer.
Of course I'm nice to him. I'm confused. So it
was your sister that told you all this. I work
(20:30):
out with his sister every week. Well, no, I'm not
confused by what you're saying, Tara. I'm confused because we
talked to Lorenzo about why he's suspicious that you might
be messing around it and some things aren't adding up
for me in the story. Lorenzo, Yeah, I mean the
person that told me is my sister and they work
out all the time. Oh okay, you just your friends
(20:50):
at the gym. So your sister told you that what
she did? Not say that you're kidding me, because that's
messed up. Dude, that is so messed up. I mean,
she said she'd been blurt with But Lorenzo, is your
sister lying or who is lying? Listen, I'll tell you
(21:11):
what happened. His sister is a and she hates me.
But I thought that we had come a long way.
His whole family was against it at first because we
met and it happened so fast. But we've been married
three years now and it's so happy and she's been
like buddy buddy with me. But now she's like going
around saying that I'm flirting with this guy, that I'm
(21:31):
just being nice too. I'm working out with her like babe,
I am not flirting with anybody else. Swear, I love
you and you and I are great. And this is
just completely her trying to sabotage us. This changes a
lot of things we have to talk. Man, this is
this is messed up, all right. Look, my family is
(21:53):
protective I will say that, the protective of me, but
I am I am sorry, like I I shouldn't have
listened to her, and I'm maybe I'm blowing things out
of proportion. I just I've been I've been strust about it.
So Lorenzo, you don't it doesn't surprise you that Tara
is saying that, like, it doesn't sound like she's making
that up like your sister you think would try to
(22:15):
sabotage your relationship with your wife. I mean honestly, yeah,
And oh my god, Tara, I love you and I
am sorry that I've let this get out of proportion,
but like they just get my head and it screws
me up. No, totally. I just wish that you like
trusted me more. And plus my trainer, he's got a
freaking girlfriend and even if he didn't, he's just like
(22:37):
a nice guy and where I'm like, friends, I'm sorry,
I do trust you. I up, And um, I should
have talked to you first. I've just been like, I've
been nervous about it. We've never really had a fight before,
and instead of doing and said just come to you.
I let her get in my head and I set up. Dude,
(22:57):
she's messy. This is a messy three Yeah, I swear
to God, Tara, as soon as you get home, we
can talk about this. Um. And you're buying me now
because I was promised it's on you now. I mean
with the price of that place. I'll probably have to
take the second job, but I will then. Jewels Show
(23:20):
on demand, jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up?
Is the Jewel Show? And you texted us at four
six one and you said he had a dirty little secrets?
So we're calling you back. Good morning. Wow. Hey, I
(23:43):
didn't expect to get a call back back. What's up? Um? Well, okay,
I've got a dirty little secret. What is it? I'm
feel bad saying this, but um okay, So I put
Laxa duds in my boyfriend's drink. Oh why why? Well,
(24:06):
it's it's sort of a long story. But I'd like
to hang out with my girlfriends and do fun stuff
and I got it in the past. Yeah, and I
want I don't want him. He doesn't like my friends.
They're from high school. We go way back to college
days we have and he's just jealous because we have
way too much help that we were all supposed to
do with my girlfriends. So he usually comes home and
(24:27):
I make these amazing shakes for him because you know,
we do share a house and she thinks his mom
thinks we're living in sin So I decided to make
a shake for his lunch. This was to get him
nauseous and so he could cancel his date with his
mom that included me and I could hang out with
my friend. Okay, oh gosh. So because this trick has
(24:50):
worked in the past, I've been smoothie. Um it's an
oreo cookie smoothie, and I'm mixed it with that. And
he has no idea. He hasn't caught on yet that
every single time you guys have flans with his mom's
all of a sudden, as you know, uncontrollable need to
go to the bathroom. No, I think he's just so
happy that I'm being like, you know, really sweet and
(25:12):
making him shakes. I don't think he realizes it. I mean, yeah,
and I'm not a fan of his mom, so he
probably thinks it's just some sort of like a conscious
thing that happened, like the fact that we lived together
and she's like a hater. I'm sorry, and she's been
married three times and she's just not a fan of me.
That's what I feel. You ever put lax as in
(25:34):
her drink? Well, I mean, is this anonymous? Yeah? Okay,
well yeah, you've done that before. You you say last week.
Last week? Girl, wow wipes and there was no fall
of paper, so I have no idea how she wiped.
(25:56):
Oh my gosh, that is the worst feeling ever running
out of toilet paper. A little concerned. Yeah, I would
be trying to figure out where that was. Either. Well,
go clean your house and thank you for your little secret.
(26:18):
Thank you. The Jewil Show on demand. It's not every
day that your bosses call you right before you go
on the air and go, um, hey, is is dable there?
EN's do you? It's Jewil. It's the Jewil Show. I
worked here for a while. You guys should know that,
right right right, right right right say so anyway, UM,
we just got word that UM a huge icon needs
(26:42):
to call the hotline and they would like you to
um be able to put them on the air and
they can tell um your audience, which, by the way,
I love your show. Jarbile it's jewel. I'm sorry about that. Um,
and so you need to blow off whatever you were
gonna do and talk to them and yeah, thank you,
we'll see later. Make sure you put your vacation days
(27:03):
in the workday. Okay. Bye. So that just happened, And
let me pull up the phone line here if I
can get that thing to work, all right? So who
is the person that's calling. It's none other than Macalmore
Some No Bad Days and his new album is out. Also,
(27:24):
he posted over the weekend a picture of him in
Times Square in front of a billboard of his face
and his new album beIN that's out, And I was like, damn,
that would be so dope. If I could go to
Time Square and take a picture also in front of
Macaelmore's thing. I'm not thinking that. I'm not thinking too big,
like I would have my own, but it would be cool.
(27:45):
But that's amazing to be doing that. What's up, Maclamore?
How are you going? Good morning, Michaelmore? That was amazing, dude.
I saw on Instagram over the weekend the picture of
you in front of your billboard in Time Square. I mean,
when you get a billboard, even though it's digital, these days.
You know, it's not you gotta get it quick. They
last about twelve seconds there, of course. Man, dude, if
(28:08):
I had a billboard, if I had a bus board,
I'd be chasing down every bus to take a picture
in front of it. So that's amazing. Man. We got
to get you a bus board, Brode, Yeah, that would
be so cool. Um, are you back home from New York?
I am, I am. I just put my kids in
the car and got in a quick little fight with
my wife and you guys, you know I got patched
(28:29):
in exactly. I basically did the same thing this morning
before I came here. That's so cool. We're loving basically
parallel lives, man, Um, so that's amazing. Are do you
do you take your kids to school? Do you drive
into school and stuff? Yeah? All the time. That's all
the time. So cute. And do you do you have
like a special car for that or are you rolling
(28:51):
in a Bentley to the elementary school? Um, let's be
honest here, Okay, it's not a Bentley. Um. I have
a have a couple of nice cars. One of them
looks nicer than it actually is. Okay, I have a
two thousand and thirteen Rolls Royce Phantom, that's what it is. Sorry,
Rolls Royce. I was about to make a joke, and sorry,
what it is. That's what it is. So that car
(29:13):
is amazing what it is. But it's really big, it's old,
it always has something wrong with it, and it's yeah,
it's a decade old. But you don't really know that.
If you're driving down the street at least thirty miles
an hour, you can't really tell. You're like, I can't
go because the engine might mess up. But it is
a statement that car is amazing. That's cool. So did
you you roll one of those cars where you don't
(29:34):
have like a special car and understated cars so that
people don't know that it's you. I mean, I have
a I have a Mercedes that is is a daily driver.
But it's not exactly understated either, you know what. A
certain point, I was like, dude, I am who I am? Yeah,
and uh, the parents at the school know who I am.
(29:55):
And it's like my wife who used a the other
car and I have to pull up in a really
long or old Royce, I'm going to be mildly embarrassed,
but I also have to accept Oh dude, I love that,
Like I've always been like that, you know, where It's
like I would love to go to some of the
most awkward places as flashy as possible, or stick out
like a sore thumb as much as I can, you know,
Like I have a have a throat tattoo that it's
(30:17):
supposed to be a lotus, but it looks like an
arti choke, you know, And I go to some places
nobody has throat tattoos, but I kind of love being
in there and sitting in it where they're all like,
who let this guy in also wears my wallet? All right,
that's amazing for you to. I have one question about
the throat tattoo. When you've got the tattoo and you're leaving,
(30:37):
do you know it's more artichoke than lotus or is
it still? Yeah? When I saw it right after, I
thought a little bit, that's artichoke, not lotus, you know,
and I just think it was me sort of not
ready to fully accept artichoke. Yeah, And then over the
next few weeks I was like, it's definitely an artichoke.
Especially when people saw it was like, is that an
(30:59):
art choke? And then I just own it just then
I was like, dude, yeah, I love art choke that much.
How much you love art choke to give a throach
out too of it? I love it, Thank you guys
so much. Thank you. You let me call it, of course,
and we're gonna work on that bus billboard. Love it.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that. I'm gonna call it.
I'm gonna design it though. That would be great too. Yeah,
(31:21):
it's got. I wanted to have an artist chokes in
the corners. Oh wow, I'm so excited, hey man, thank
you for calling in and um maclamore celebrating the release
of his new album Get It if you haven't and
his song No Bad Days. I'm gonna play it right now.
And is there anything else you'd like to say? Malclamore
before we let you guys? Perfect? All right, Appreciate you guys.
(31:41):
Appreciate you man. Your phone prank happens every single hour
on the twenties. Your next one is coming up in
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Then Jebile Show on demand. The last movie that had
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at four one oh six one because it's time for
today's ridiculous Internet question, and that today's ridiculous Internet question
is what's the last thing, TV show, movie, or song
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in four one oh six one. What's the last thing
that made you cry? Sounds weird when you say it
that way, it does well? Then three one six one
text in four one oh six one. Victoria. Mine was
the season three finale of the OC, which is the
(00:44):
TV show. Gosh, hey, um, can anybody get me the
audio of Victoria's social media post. I don't know if
our producers can hear me there in the other room
right now, but hey, Richard Sharkey, if you can hear me,
please give me that audio before the end of the
second Okay, go ahead, Victoria, Sorry, it was the last
thing that major cry watching the season three finale, like
(01:05):
someone died and it was just so sad as like
a main character. Wow, way to spoil it for people, right, Yeah,
it came back in two thousand and three, so yeah,
they've been dead for a while. I've been avoiding the
Google spoilers. I don't think I've ever seen anybody cry
like that over a TV show. You were invested in
the OC more than anybody who watched it when it
was actually new. Well, it was really good. And then
(01:26):
one of my friends is like, Okay, I want to
see your reaction, and so I sent her the snapchat
video and that's great. Call us eight at eight three
four three, one oh six one. This is normally a
fun segment, but now let's just all talking about the Bennett.
What's the last thing, movie, TV show song that made
you cry? Listen, real GE's don't cry. Okay, now I'm
just playing. I'm crying all the time. I cry. The
(01:47):
things that got me are like the feel good moments
in television shows. Specifically, and more recently, there's a show
on Hulu called The Parent Test where they take a
bunch of parents that raise their kids different ways, and
it's like a competition, but they have a lot of
real feel good moments with the parents, like really sacrificing
and putting things on the line for their child, and
I don't know, it always gets me. Yeah, it sounds
(02:10):
like it. Probably those people in that show, the kids
that are basically like an experiment for this TV show,
they'll be crying a lot when they get older in therapy.
Oh yeah, definitely call us day eight three four three
one six one text and four one six one. What
is the last movie, TV show or song that touched
your feelings and made you cry? Hey, Arnita yet, good morning,
(02:31):
Good morning, how are you. I'm fantastic today. How about you,
guys fantastic as well? Thank you for calling up today
and for always being in front of the show. So
what's the last thing, movie, TV show or song that
made you cry? Sold? The last song that made me
cry was by teen and it's called Sober. That song
about what sober? Okay, boys don't know you could sing
(02:56):
like that is American idol audition. I love it And
if anybody doesn't know, ar Need has called the show
a bunch and I Need you struggled with demons like
that too, right, Absolutely, that song obviously makes sense why
it makes sense why you would cry to that. Thank
you for calling up eight to eight three four three
on six one. You have a great rest of your day. Guy,
you too love a good one. What was the last thing, TV, show, song,
(03:17):
or movie that made you bawl your eyes out? Somebody
texted in and said, Fire Island the movie made me cry?
What God, Christian gracenow, what is the last thing that
made you cry? The thing that made me cry most
recently is the summer I Turned Pretty, which is the
show that Victoria moralized. The show. I'd just be like, oh,
what what summer was that summer I was born? Okay, no,
(03:42):
but Victoria convinced me to watch and like it was
a very light teen I'll call him teeny bopper shows
and shout out to my best friend Matt. He lives
out in Pennsylvania. He loves teeny bopper shows too, and
I always give him a hard time about it. He
was also harpened on me to watch it. While I watched,
and I will have you know, I cried like a
little school girl. Cried. Cried ride on the season two
immediately christ he was about a breakdown. Call us Upbate
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at eight three, four, three one o six one texts
and four one oh six one. What is the last
TV show, song or movie that made you bawl your
eyes out? For me? I'm actually tearing up right now
thinking about it. But Kendrick Lamar's last album, there's a
song called father Time. Can't you even think about the
song without crying? Listen? Oh yeah, so that's a powerful song. Also,
I still need to say a few things on the radio,
so I need to suck it up. Buttercup, okay, God.
(04:30):
Victoria talked about how it was the OC for her,
that show from years and years and years ago. She
just started watching it or finished it. Actually, she cried,
like I've never seen anybody cry or a TV show before,
a sad and I asked for the audio and I
just got it. And did you actually post this on
your social? You did, right? I am posted on my
(04:50):
social I sent someone on this team and then it
was posted. That's why we have it. Okay, gosh, yeah,
sabotage here you go? What the he? That was so sad.
She was such a mean character. He couldn't just kill
her off. Oh my god, I'm like, really sad. She
(05:14):
literally had her whole life ahead her and she finally
figured it out. That was so freaking sad. I'm crying,
tears rolling down her cheeks. I'm crying. Yeah, we can
tell three on demand. Victoria has a new secret and
hopefully this won't get the lingerie line canceled again. Oh
(05:37):
find out what it is just a second. Not our
Victoria very computer. Also good news. Soon people won't be
texting and driving as much bad news. They'll be sleeping
and driving more. I'll tell you about that in a second.
And the story is going viral of the way one
guy got revenge on his neighbor over a parking dispute,
and it might give you some ideas the next time
(05:57):
you need to get even with someone, or idea of
what not to do. You'll hear that right now in
another hard hitting, live local, late breaking report from the JNN,
the Jewel News Network, It's news that you didn't know
you needed. For Tuesday, March seventh, twenty twenty three, I'm
Jewel fresh and considering. Victoria's secret has been mired in
controversies for the past few years. Did I write this
(06:19):
news story myself? No, I'm reading it because I don't
use words like mired, but thank you very much. Well,
they've had everything from alleged toxic, misogynistic work environments being fostered,
from executives being tied to Jeffrey Epstein, and just general
conversation about beauty and unrealistic standards and stuff like that.
So people have been very upset with Victoria's Secret. So
they haven't had the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show for a
(06:41):
few years now in a while because of that. Well,
they've announced that they're going to bring back to Victoria's
Secret Fashion Show, except now it's going to be woke.
Oh yeah, so like inclusive of like body sizes. I
would assume body sizes. I would assume it won't be
as skimpy of Launcherie. Maybe they've got a line of
hurtlenecks coming out. I have no idea perfect pea coats
(07:02):
and every time it's just gonna be all coats cars.
Lizzo chimed in on it when they announced that. She said,
this is a win for inclusivity, for inclusivity's sake. But
if brands start doing this only because they're received backlashed
in what happens when the trends change again? So that's
a good point by Lizzo. Lizzo always has good points
for my own life. Maybe I should ask you, guys,
(07:23):
from my line of male lagerie, what is better if
I had like V neck shorts, you know, so you
can kind of see like the top of the neck,
but not the neck on your not not the neck
on your neck, neck the other neck or super short
where you can just see the under of the um.
You know. Well, in this sexy on the topic of inclusivity,
you're gonna do the vice. I've got a pair of
(07:46):
my own V neck on they's on right now. They're
not comfortable at all, but sexy ladies right pictures. This
is the j and then the Jewel News Network. It's
news that you didn't know you needed. And those other
newscasters aren't telling you about their V neck under where
they've got on? Are they? For our next story, let's
send it on over to Bennet. Hey, it's been it
so the CEO of Ford says they're not working on
(08:07):
fully autonomous cars anymore. Instead, they're going to be focusing
on eyes off the road features that would help you
play on your phone or even sleep while you're driving, which, hey,
it's a bad idea. Yes, we trust pilots that we
don't know and cannot see you to fly us in
the air. I think we can trust some robots to
drive us on the ground. Yeah, I mean I already
(08:27):
thought that they were doing that with the other cars.
Except no, because they warn you not to fall asleep
if you put your Tesla in autopilot rail because you
have to help it out. I think you have to
assist it. So Ford is trying to make it so
you can actually just take your hands off the wheel
and do whatever you want. Let your car drive you. Wow,
why don't you take a bus at that point? Right,
that is a very good point. Imagine a road trip
(08:49):
cross country without driving a single moment. I wouldn't like
it at eye well, because I mean I would like
to be able to do whatever I want while driving.
Except I know how these features are without even the
self drive. If you're in a car where you put
it in cruise control and it like has the follow
assist thing where it won't go a certain speed if
it since there's another car, I always have to take
it off because I'm like, no, I want to tailgate
(09:10):
because I want to go around this person. I'd be
in the backs. He'd be like, hurry on, I'm doing
the actual speed limit. Who doesn't, Backsley, I would be
be Backseley driving the robot the whole. This is the
Jane and the Jewel News Network gets news that you
didn't know you needed for a next story. Let's send
it over to Christian Gray Snow. I'm on location in Weymouth, Massachusetts,
where the pettiest of Petty Patricia's has pulled a major
(09:31):
stunt and it is messy, let me tell you. According
to the Doorstlive dot com, a man named Lee Craig
McConnell decided to spite his neighbor after a heated neighborly
parking battle. He and a neighbor had gotten into it
over the parking spot, and he decided to be spiteful,
so he reacted by going to his neighbor's balcony, taking
his wife with him, and they had sex on the
balcony with the security cameras filming the entire thing. So
(09:54):
he real quick clarification his wife or his neighbor's wife, Oh,
definitely his wife. He didn't. I was like, that would
have been a double murder. Yeah, who goes the dynam out.
That's an interesting way to get revenge. It is fine,
you take my parking spot, I'll go on your balcony
and get it on. Yeah, what a weird thought. It's
very very weird. I'm gonna start doing that to get
(10:16):
revenge on everything. If one of you takes my chair.
You know what I'm doing in your chair when you're
not here. Oh god, there's no cameras. Yeah, probably where
there are everybody, And I don't know if i'd have
anybody with me, it would probably just dream. This is
the jan and the Jewel News Network. It's news that
you didn't know you needed. Those other boring news networks
aren't talking about doing that to themselves in one of
(10:38):
their co workers chairs while they're not here. Are the
true There's probably a good reason for that. Where you
can listen to the jay and in the same time
every single weekday morning to get your news. So congrats,
suck us, you just got news again. Yeah you did.
And you can follow the show on social media at
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Benny Knows, I'm at Christian Grace snow the Jewel Show
(11:00):
on demand. It's time four of the Roses only on
This Jewel Show. Lorenzo is on the phone today for
a War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his wife of three years, Tara, might
be cheating on him. See we can help him out, Lorenzo.
Welcome to the show man, thank you for coming on. Um,
tell us a little bit about your situation. Why do
you think your wife cheating on you? Man? You know,
(11:22):
I really hope it's not true. Um, we've been married
for about three years. Um. We we only dated about
six months before we met, and it's one of those things.
It was love at first sight. We met on a
beach with all our friends. It's been it's been awesome, honestly.
So you only dated for six months before getting married? Yeah,
I mean it was just one of those things. It's
(11:42):
just kind of like when you know, you know, and
she's I'm in love with her. Well that's good. That's
a good thing to be with your wife. Yeah, right, sure,
Why do you think she's cheating? So she's been on
this new regiment, um really before the new year. Um,
and she's up been working out a lot. She's been
taking care of herself and kind of part of that
(12:04):
was she got a trainer, and you know, it's this
dude who's just, you know, he's everything you expect a
trainer to be fit. He's nice, and she just talks
about him all the time. And honestly, it's just I've
always been a little uncomfortable with it. She talks about
him all the time, how like telling you about the workouts,
or talks about him like she has a crush on
(12:26):
him or something. I mean both, not not like a crush,
but like, you know, I know we're well enough that
like I can see it in her eye. Yeah, and
I just it's a lot. It's a lot for me.
So you believe that your wife has a crush on
the trainer, right, It's not just that he's fit and
you know, looks great. Yeah, it's it's that. And you know,
(12:47):
I honestly, I have a lot of friends that like
are in and out of that gym, and I just,
you know, I have heard that she has been flirting
with him at the gym, and I'm praying it's not true,
but it's just it's been bothering me. Well, that changes everything.
You're hearing what are you? What are you hearing? You
know that it's more that it's more than a training,
that it's um that there seems to be something going on.
(13:08):
And would you consider flirting cheating? Because I know a
lot of people are flirts, and a lot of people
they're they're okay with you know, they're significant other being
a flirt that some people are cool with it true, Like,
does that matter to you? I'd say it does. Like
I'm I'm I would describe myself as the jealous type.
A little flirting. I don't I don't mind if it
(13:30):
was just about any other situation, but this just this
feels weird, okay, and I don't like it all right,
I consider it cheating if it's anything your significant other
wouldn't do in front of you. Exactly do you think
that she would flirt with her trainer in front of you? Man,
I don't even really like to think about it. But
I'd say maybe a little bit, but nothing too much, Okay,
(13:51):
I mean, okay, she's just got a natural charm to her,
So I think everybody you know tend to think that
she's flirting and then a little bit off. It's just
it's reciprocated back and then maybe you know, like I
trust her, but I'm also worried maybe she doesn't know
where the line needs to be stopped or when it's crossed. Right, Okay,
have you talked to her about her maybe crush on
(14:13):
the trainer or have you cut these feelings to yourself.
I've kept it to myself. I've talked to my family
about it and stuff, but like, I haven't really talked
to her specifically about it. The first person that you
should talk to is your partner about these things. Well,
it's wild to me that people are able to keep
it in because, like I, you know, I Christian here,
I wear my emotions on my sleep. Everybody constantly knows
(14:35):
how I feel. If I thought even for a second
someone in my house was running around on me, Yeah,
I mean, this is honestly the first time anything like
this has ever happened. And yeah, I mean admittedly, and
maybe I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm just
kind of freaking out. All right. You already told us
what you think the best way to catch her would be.
And she's a rewards member at Supplements, so we'll call
(14:59):
her from there and say Congratulations, you just won a
love of working out package. I was shopping here so much.
I love those. She's gonna get a bunch of supplements
and also a basket that she can send to somebody else. Oh,
the guy works out. It makes sense, right, I probably
would like that sort to send those to him or
to you. Okay, okay, all right, place, I'll come back you.
You wore the Roses sketch cheater. Next, Lorenzo is on
(15:21):
the phone and he thinks that his wife of three years, Tara,
might be cheating on him, and he specifically thinks it
might be with her new personal trainer. Apparently they've been
married for three years. They only dated for six months
before getting married. And Lorenzo, you haven't had any suspicions
of her cheating at all in your relationship other than
now never. And I'll just let you recap it before
we call her. Why do you suspect the terrorst cheating again?
(15:44):
So she's just been you know, she talks about this
guy all the time. It just seemed like a lot
to me before, like I really suspected anything, and then
I just kind of got word that, like what's been
happening at the gym has been has been crossing the
line between like a professional workout and a flirt. But also,
why don't you go to the gym with her? Like
if the suspicions are this, hi, Like, have you ever
(16:06):
thought of going with her and just working out on
the side and seeing for yourself what's going on? H Yeah?
I mean actually I did. I have asked if I
can go to the gym with her, you know, just
like maybe we can schedule something together. But every time
I've asked, She's basically always scheduling her specific workouts when
I'm at work. Okay, that's also shady, that's kind of shady.
(16:28):
I mean maybe those are the only sessions that are available.
They're always booked and busy at the gym. Yeah, we're
gonna call her from the supplement store that she shops
out a lot and and she's a rewards member and
tell her that since she's a valued customer, she won
our love of working out package just made up. But
it's a bunch of free supplements for her and some
(16:49):
free training sessions. And we'll see if she sends that
to Lorenzo or to somebody else. All right, Lorenzo, here
we go. Many ready, I'm ready. Hello. Hey, this is
(17:09):
Chaz from Supplements. I was looking for our rewards member
named Tarab. Yeah, this is she Tara. Hey, congratulations, y're
this month's winter Um cool? That sun? Yeah that's great. Well,
thank you for shopping with us. I'll just get to
the point. UM. This month our rewards VIP that's what
(17:32):
you're called now. Since you won, UM gets a love
of working Out package one hundred and fifty dollars to
spend in the store on whatever you want yep. Also
two hundred dollars to go to cycle okay, and another
two hundred dollars to yes one percent free. And the
(17:55):
best part about this one is this month it's a
couple's things, so you can also get that same package
to someone else, So you guys can do do all
that stuff together. And it's just our way of saying
thank you for shopping with us. We appreciate it. Oh, no,
thank you guys. That's awesome. Do you need anything for me? Well? Yes,
do you guys have my info on file? We do, yeah,
(18:17):
So to send you everything, it's the address that we
have on file. Do you know who you want to
send the other stuff too? Because I can call you
back if you don't know that yet. Um, you can
just send it to the same address. I'll just give
it to my husband. Okay, your husband works out with
you too, I mean he wants to and like he'll
just he'll use everything and if not, like I mean,
(18:39):
maybe he can. I'm so sorry. Um, this right here
says that it's one per household. So because he's like, A, yeah,
so is there I don't know another? Well, I know
you're married. Is there another romantic interest? I'm talking about
that one, not romance, But I mean I work out
(19:01):
with his sister a lot. If I could just have
like a girlfriend come with me. Oh that's yeah, that's fine,
that's fine. Yeah, I can get her information in just
a second. This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show, and I'm not calling from supplements. What is happening? Well,
I am so confused right now, Tara, we do a
segment on this show. It's a radio show called The
(19:21):
Jewel Show. My name is jew Bul Victoria. Oh no,
I've heard it. I've heard this show. Well, I'm glad
you listened, Thank you very much. Hopefully you'll still listen
after this. But your husband Lorenzo thought you might be
cheating on him, and we do a segment called War
of the Roses to catch a cheater. So he was
seeing if you were going to send that to somebody else.
This has gotta be a joke. Well, yeah, no, it's
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not any Your husband, Lorenzo is actually on the phone.
That means he's here. That means he's on the phone.
You know, Drew, What the heck? What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I just I don't know. I've been feeling
weird about your workout thing, and I feel like you've
been ignoring me and work out with your sister. I know,
(20:07):
I know, and honestly, she mentioned that you've kind of
been like flirty with your your instructor, and it's been
weird me out. Oh my god, listen know what I mean.
I'm nice, I'm friendly, we work out. He's my trainer.
Of course I'm nice to him. I'm confused. So it
was your sister that told you all this. I work
(20:30):
out with his sister every week. Well, no, I'm not
confused by what you're saying, Tara. I'm confused because we
talked to Lorenzo about why he's suspicious that you might
be messing around it and some things aren't adding up
for me in the story. Lorenzo, Yeah, I mean the
person that told me is my sister and they work
out all the time. Oh okay, you just your friends
(20:50):
at the gym. So your sister told you that what
she did? Not say that you're kidding me, because that's
messed up. Dude, that is so messed up. I mean,
she said she'd been blurt with But Lorenzo, is your
sister lying or who is lying? Listen, I'll tell you
(21:11):
what happened. His sister is a and she hates me.
But I thought that we had come a long way.
His whole family was against it at first because we
met and it happened so fast. But we've been married
three years now and it's so happy and she's been
like buddy buddy with me. But now she's like going
around saying that I'm flirting with this guy, that I'm
(21:31):
just being nice too. I'm working out with her like babe,
I am not flirting with anybody else. Swear, I love
you and you and I are great. And this is
just completely her trying to sabotage us. This changes a
lot of things we have to talk. Man, this is
this is messed up, all right. Look, my family is
(21:53):
protective I will say that, the protective of me, but
I am I am sorry, like I I shouldn't have
listened to her, and I'm maybe I'm blowing things out
of proportion. I just I've been I've been strust about it.
So Lorenzo, you don't it doesn't surprise you that Tara
is saying that, like, it doesn't sound like she's making
that up like your sister you think would try to
(22:15):
sabotage your relationship with your wife. I mean honestly, yeah,
And oh my god, Tara, I love you and I
am sorry that I've let this get out of proportion,
but like they just get my head and it screws
me up. No, totally. I just wish that you like
trusted me more. And plus my trainer, he's got a
freaking girlfriend and even if he didn't, he's just like
(22:37):
a nice guy and where I'm like, friends, I'm sorry,
I do trust you. I up, And um, I should
have talked to you first. I've just been like, I've
been nervous about it. We've never really had a fight before,
and instead of doing and said just come to you.
I let her get in my head and I set up. Dude,
(22:57):
she's messy. This is a messy three Yeah, I swear
to God, Tara, as soon as you get home, we
can talk about this. Um. And you're buying me now
because I was promised it's on you now. I mean
with the price of that place. I'll probably have to
take the second job, but I will then. Jewels Show
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on demand, jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up?
Is the Jewel Show? And you texted us at four
six one and you said he had a dirty little secrets?
So we're calling you back. Good morning. Wow. Hey, I
(23:43):
didn't expect to get a call back back. What's up? Um? Well, okay,
I've got a dirty little secret. What is it? I'm
feel bad saying this, but um okay, So I put
Laxa duds in my boyfriend's drink. Oh why why? Well,
(24:06):
it's it's sort of a long story. But I'd like
to hang out with my girlfriends and do fun stuff
and I got it in the past. Yeah, and I
want I don't want him. He doesn't like my friends.
They're from high school. We go way back to college
days we have and he's just jealous because we have
way too much help that we were all supposed to
do with my girlfriends. So he usually comes home and
(24:27):
I make these amazing shakes for him because you know,
we do share a house and she thinks his mom
thinks we're living in sin So I decided to make
a shake for his lunch. This was to get him
nauseous and so he could cancel his date with his
mom that included me and I could hang out with
my friend. Okay, oh gosh. So because this trick has
(24:50):
worked in the past, I've been smoothie. Um it's an
oreo cookie smoothie, and I'm mixed it with that. And
he has no idea. He hasn't caught on yet that
every single time you guys have flans with his mom's
all of a sudden, as you know, uncontrollable need to
go to the bathroom. No, I think he's just so
happy that I'm being like, you know, really sweet and
(25:12):
making him shakes. I don't think he realizes it. I mean, yeah,
and I'm not a fan of his mom, so he
probably thinks it's just some sort of like a conscious
thing that happened, like the fact that we lived together
and she's like a hater. I'm sorry, and she's been
married three times and she's just not a fan of me.
That's what I feel. You ever put lax as in
(25:34):
her drink? Well, I mean, is this anonymous? Yeah? Okay,
well yeah, you've done that before. You you say last week.
Last week? Girl, wow wipes and there was no fall
of paper, so I have no idea how she wiped.
(25:56):
Oh my gosh, that is the worst feeling ever running
out of toilet paper. A little concerned. Yeah, I would
be trying to figure out where that was. Either. Well,
go clean your house and thank you for your little secret.
(26:18):
Thank you. The Jewil Show on demand. It's not every
day that your bosses call you right before you go
on the air and go, um, hey, is is dable there?
EN's do you? It's Jewil. It's the Jewil Show. I
worked here for a while. You guys should know that,
right right right, right right right say so anyway, UM,
we just got word that UM a huge icon needs
(26:42):
to call the hotline and they would like you to
um be able to put them on the air and
they can tell um your audience, which, by the way,
I love your show. Jarbile it's jewel. I'm sorry about that. Um,
and so you need to blow off whatever you were
gonna do and talk to them and yeah, thank you,
we'll see later. Make sure you put your vacation days
(27:03):
in the workday. Okay. Bye. So that just happened, And
let me pull up the phone line here if I
can get that thing to work, all right? So who
is the person that's calling. It's none other than Macalmore
Some No Bad Days and his new album is out. Also,
(27:24):
he posted over the weekend a picture of him in
Times Square in front of a billboard of his face
and his new album beIN that's out, And I was like, damn,
that would be so dope. If I could go to
Time Square and take a picture also in front of
Macaelmore's thing. I'm not thinking that. I'm not thinking too big,
like I would have my own, but it would be cool.
(27:45):
But that's amazing to be doing that. What's up, Maclamore?
How are you going? Good morning, Michaelmore? That was amazing, dude.
I saw on Instagram over the weekend the picture of
you in front of your billboard in Time Square. I mean,
when you get a billboard, even though it's digital, these days.
You know, it's not you gotta get it quick. They
last about twelve seconds there, of course. Man, dude, if
(28:08):
I had a billboard, if I had a bus board,
I'd be chasing down every bus to take a picture
in front of it. So that's amazing. Man. We got
to get you a bus board, Brode, Yeah, that would
be so cool. Um, are you back home from New York?
I am, I am. I just put my kids in
the car and got in a quick little fight with
my wife and you guys, you know I got patched
(28:29):
in exactly. I basically did the same thing this morning
before I came here. That's so cool. We're loving basically
parallel lives, man, Um, so that's amazing. Are do you
do you take your kids to school? Do you drive
into school and stuff? Yeah? All the time. That's all
the time. So cute. And do you do you have
like a special car for that or are you rolling
(28:51):
in a Bentley to the elementary school? Um, let's be
honest here, Okay, it's not a Bentley. Um. I have
a have a couple of nice cars. One of them
looks nicer than it actually is. Okay, I have a
two thousand and thirteen Rolls Royce Phantom, that's what it is. Sorry,
Rolls Royce. I was about to make a joke, and sorry,
what it is. That's what it is. So that car
(29:13):
is amazing what it is. But it's really big, it's old,
it always has something wrong with it, and it's yeah,
it's a decade old. But you don't really know that.
If you're driving down the street at least thirty miles
an hour, you can't really tell. You're like, I can't
go because the engine might mess up. But it is
a statement that car is amazing. That's cool. So did
you you roll one of those cars where you don't
(29:34):
have like a special car and understated cars so that
people don't know that it's you. I mean, I have
a I have a Mercedes that is is a daily driver.
But it's not exactly understated either, you know what. A
certain point, I was like, dude, I am who I am? Yeah,
and uh, the parents at the school know who I am.
(29:55):
And it's like my wife who used a the other
car and I have to pull up in a really
long or old Royce, I'm going to be mildly embarrassed,
but I also have to accept Oh dude, I love that,
Like I've always been like that, you know, where It's
like I would love to go to some of the
most awkward places as flashy as possible, or stick out
like a sore thumb as much as I can, you know,
Like I have a have a throat tattoo that it's
(30:17):
supposed to be a lotus, but it looks like an
arti choke, you know, And I go to some places
nobody has throat tattoos, but I kind of love being
in there and sitting in it where they're all like,
who let this guy in also wears my wallet? All right,
that's amazing for you to. I have one question about
the throat tattoo. When you've got the tattoo and you're leaving,
(30:37):
do you know it's more artichoke than lotus or is
it still? Yeah? When I saw it right after, I
thought a little bit, that's artichoke, not lotus, you know,
and I just think it was me sort of not
ready to fully accept artichoke. Yeah, And then over the
next few weeks I was like, it's definitely an artichoke.
Especially when people saw it was like, is that an
(30:59):
art choke? And then I just own it just then
I was like, dude, yeah, I love art choke that much.
How much you love art choke to give a throach
out too of it? I love it, Thank you guys
so much. Thank you. You let me call it, of course,
and we're gonna work on that bus billboard. Love it.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that. I'm gonna call it.
I'm gonna design it though. That would be great too. Yeah,
(31:21):
it's got. I wanted to have an artist chokes in
the corners. Oh wow, I'm so excited, hey man, thank
you for calling in and um maclamore celebrating the release
of his new album Get It if you haven't and
his song No Bad Days. I'm gonna play it right now.
And is there anything else you'd like to say? Malclamore
before we let you guys? Perfect? All right, Appreciate you guys.
(31:41):
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