March 15, 2023 • 37 mins
What did Florida police find in the water!? Find out what happened during Hollywood's biggest night and so much more in this episode of the Jubal Show!
For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, how do you eat your feelings? Pete Eakins fines Eric for everything his neighbors doing in this Jubal Phone Prank, Jerome isn't getting a call back from Tabitha and that might not be his name in this First Date Follow Up, a caller has a Dirty Little Secret about how she handled her sisters and Jubal Fresh needs help avoiding revenge from his neighbors!
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For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, how do you eat your feelings? Pete Eakins fines Eric for everything his neighbors doing in this Jubal Phone Prank, Jerome isn't getting a call back from Tabitha and that might not be his name in this First Date Follow Up, a caller has a Dirty Little Secret about how she handled her sisters and Jubal Fresh needs help avoiding revenge from his neighbors!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubil Show on demand. Time for today's Ridiculous Internet question.
It's the Jubil Show, and what is today's ridiculous Internet question?
How do you eat your feelings? What's the go to
meal for when you need to eat your feelings, whether
you're feeling happy or sad, whatever it is. Somebody texted
in at four one six one and said, I drink
a gallon of milk every day and I've eaten more
(00:22):
than thirty thousand. You'll play yogurts. I don't know if
that has to do with them eating their feelings or
that's just a brag impressive, very impressive call. Its eight
eight eight three four three one six one text in
four one six one. Someone else said that they eat
chicken gizzards. It's like the neck part right what Yeah,
(00:42):
the inside like a nugget. It's like throw a part.
Is it like a tonsil? I don't think chickens have tonsils,
but I think it's a lot like organ feeling. It
feels like an organ. Yeah, it's like definitely tougher if
chickens had tonsils. I believe that's what kind of what
it would be. It's a muscle found in the digestive
system sell Tonsil call us eighty eight three four three
(01:03):
one six one text in four one O six one.
How do you eat your feelings? Victoria? I would say,
whenever I'm feeling sad or if I had a really
good day, I go Chipotle Chipole, no matter what, no
matter why I'm sad, had a good day. If it's
a Tuesday, I go to Chipole. I go to Chipole
absolutely it makes me feel better. Chipole is good though
I haven't at Chipole in a while. It's delicious bowl
(01:25):
or rap bowl, okay. And then whe if I'm really
feeling it, like if I'm sad, like really really sad
or really really happy, I'll get like a tortilla with
it on the side though on the side side. That way,
I can either eat it while I'm driving home, or
I can make a little mini tacos. I feel like
they know you very well. At the Chipole that you
go to, Victoria, they must talk about it. Okay, you order,
(01:47):
They're probably like, wow, one of those days, that's great.
Call Us eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one o six one. How do you
eat your feelings? Somebody said wing stop, Yeah, we stop.
It is delicious. Also, that's one of those meals that
you have when you're feeling happy that you eat and
then a little bit after that you're not so happy anymore,
(02:08):
especially depending on what kind of wings you get from
winging Stop. Someone else said, I can eat a whole
tack of oreos, double stuffed with a half gallon of milk.
That's how I eat my feelings at least once a month,
Cereal ben at how do you eat your feelings? So
I have two things that I eat. The first thing
is candy. Candies my go to when I'm sad, when
I'm happy. If I'm going out, I always bring a
(02:30):
bag with me because you never know what's going to happen,
so go to sour candy. Also, chicken sandwiches. I have
at least you guys don't know this, but I probably
have four or five a week. Really almost yeah, some
weeks Pickles and mayo, Pickles and mayo. Sometimes I do
pickles and mayo. Sometimes I dump it in hot sauce,
(02:51):
a little Cole slaw on top. You know, after a
tough week, I just picture you at home with a
bunch of chicken sandwich wrappers and a bunch of gummy
worm wrappers around you. It's a coma. Yeah, that's my
left heart calls up eighty eight three four three one
six one textand a four one o six one. How
do you eat your feelings? Someone else said on the
text mession board. When I'm sad, I always want chocolate
(03:11):
or something sweet, and that's my comfort food. Someone said
McDonald's French fries dipped in hot mustard sauce. Okay, Philly
cheese steak. I am getting a stomach ache just from
reading a text. Messages are pretty so bad. How do
you eat your feelings? Yeah? My feeling to food cycle
is a roller coaster of regret. Usually I never know
(03:33):
what I want to eat and always make the wrong decisions.
So when I'm happy, I'm like, oh, hey, day meal,
I'm going to wingstop that's one of the things, or
steak something like that, and immediately feel like terrible about that.
So then I'll move on to one of the sad ones.
And then when I'm sad, I feel bad because I
just ate that ice cream or whatever it is, and
I try to make good decisions, but it's always just
a terrible cycle for me. So I'm living in dread
(03:54):
at this point. Yeah, no matter what you do, happy yeah. Yeah.
And one thing takes me to the other is eight
to eight three four three one six one text in
four one o six one. It's ridiculous. Internet questions, How
do you eat your feelings, Leela, Yes you do so,
Ben and Jerry Jerry Garcia is my number one, but
(04:16):
also the Tonight show, the Jimmy Fallon. Yes, yes so.
Ben and Jerry's ice cream is delicious and I had
it way too late in life. It's dangerous. It's not
like Brownie bites and Pikino bites. There was a time
in my life where the things they would name it
bugged me so much I would not eat it. I
(04:37):
don't know why they I don't know why it bothered
me so much. It's a great marketing, right, and they're
just a couple of happy guys making ice cream, Ben
and Jerry, and they're naming it funny stuff. And I
was like, that stupid name. I'm never touching that dumb
ice cream with that Cherry Garcia name. That's so stupid.
And then I had some on accident one time because
somebody had some ice cream and I tasted it. And
I was like, this is delicious. What is this? And
(04:58):
they were like it's Cherry Garci see you or another
one of the names. It's like fish Food. I think
it was the fish Food one, which I hated the
name of for some reason. And then I was like, man,
I was wrong about those guys. They've got it figured out.
Ben and Jerry are my new heroes. Call us eight
at eight three four three one six one, TEXTA and
four one oh six one. How do you Eat your Feelings?
(05:19):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Peekins calling
from City Code Enforcement. I was looking for Eric. This
is him. Hi, Eric, how are you? I'm not sure
(05:41):
if you heard where I was calling from. I'm calling
from City Code Reinforcement. Yes, I'm familiar with your department.
Is there something I can help you with? Yes, there
is something you can help me with. Why do you
think i'm calling Eric? Okay, yeah, I get there's a
code you want to enforce. Okay, but couple codes? Actually? Okay?
(06:03):
What code did I break? Well? The first code that
I need to talk to you about. As the head
of the city Code Enforcement team is Are you familiar
with the section on trees? Yeah, it's unfortunately. Okay, then
you know that taking down any tree in our fine
city without a permit is highly illegal and a fine
(06:25):
will be levied against you if you're caught doing so. So,
do you want to tell me a little bit about
the tree? You want to me a little bit about
the tree? Huh, went a little bit the tree. First off,
the company that we worked with, they said they filed
any paperwork that they needed to file with Orange Company. Okay, okay, okay,
And doesn't sound like check that out. Yep. I didn't
(06:45):
know I was gonna bring up the tree right away,
did you. So you want to tell me a little
bit more about the tree. You want to be honest
about the tree? Yeah, you be honest about the tree.
I am being honest with you. We hired a company
to trim it because the lady in our backyard was
demanding that we trimmed it. It was them. I did
not want to cut the tree down. And it's still
(07:06):
back there, so in the backyard, and the lady in
the backyard is her name? Yes? Yeah, okay, So you're
gonna go ahead and blame it on sweet old that
you decided to cut down a tree all willie nilly
with no permit. Have you talked to this lady, because
(07:28):
I don't think you're describing anybody's sweet is she's not sweet.
She may lived here for a long time, one of
our oldest residents. Actually, so yes, I talked to her
just the other day, and she's the one that a
lurted me to the codes that need to be enforced.
I'm not sound more about the tree. The tree did
not get cut down. Portions of it were trimmed. Give
(07:49):
me give me the website that I have to go
to because I want to send pictures whatever I have
to do that the tree is not is not cut down. Well, okay, well,
now that we've talked about the tree, I'll give you
the website. Yes, you can go to the city's website.
I'll give you that in a second, because you could
also send pictures of something else that we need to enforce.
There's another code that I need to go over with you. Um,
tell me about the pooh? Do you want to talk
(08:10):
about the Pooh? We talked about the tree. Do you
want to talk about the pooh out? Do you want
to talk about the Pooh the Pooh. Listen, we pick
up our dog. As soon as they poop on the ground,
we pick it up and we put it in the bin.
And that cycle behind us. Who calls you about our tree?
Clearly she throws her dog over the fence into our
(08:31):
yard and piled it right where we can't see it. Okay,
I have video footage of her taking a scooper and
throwing it over into my y Oh boy, oh boy,
I wish you wouldn't have told me that what you
should know. What she's doing is illegal, disgusting, and she's
clearly lying to you. Guys. Is that why you cut
the tree branches down so you get about a shot
(08:53):
of her in the shadow? I think I need to
get the police on the phone. Now come down here
with whatever you want. My neighbor's crazy. You're to talk
to her in person and immediately know that you have
been duped. Okay. I don't blame you one hundred percent,
but you are kind of a moron and a little
bit of a Bring whoever you want. Bring the whole
police department down here. You'll see the tree. You'll see
I didn't cut it down, and you'll see this psychopath
(09:14):
that's been thrown over my yard. Okay, well I would
do that, but I can't because this is actually Jewel
from Jewel Shore doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Say you up, Yes, your wife, Alice, that
set you up. She said that you guys recently moved
and your neighbor next door is kind of crazy and
(09:35):
it's been causing all sorts of problems. Dude, I'm not
even kidding. My wife was blaming me for a little bit.
She would complaining I wasn't picking up our dog's poop,
and we went in the backyard. We had a set
up footage and we caught our names growing over dog
poop into our yard. It was insane. The Jewel Show
on demand. If you got coffee in the last week
or so, you might have been spied on by spy.
(09:56):
Oh we'll tell you about that in just a second. Also,
one library in or is going viral today, and no,
it's not because people are shocked at libraries still exist
for another reason. Also, people in Florida had to be
called to the scene of that doesn't even matter. All
you had to hear was police in Florida. And you
know the story's good. That's right now. In another hard hitting,
live local, late breaking edition of the JNN, the Jewel
(10:18):
News Network, it's news that you didn't know you needed
for Wednesday, March fifteenth, twenty twenty three. And yes, if
you got coffee in the last week or so, you
might have been spied on by a spy. Oh the
kindness spy spy. So okay, if you went to a
cafe called WE Spy Coffee and More, oh, you probably
(10:39):
assume the and more is the other drinksday offer, right, Well,
not at this place. Last weekend, a man was in
the restroom at We Spy Coffee and More in Florida,
of course, and he noticed a camera recording him from
under the sink. Oh my god. Yeah, so he confronted
employees and called the cops. So then the police arrested
a thirty one year old employee named Spyridon spy Radon
(11:03):
Vulgaricus that his actual name, his name is spy. So
a guy got caught spying people in the bathroom at
a coffee shop named WE Spy Coffee and More, and
his name was spy. Oh my good name. I mean,
I don't think anybody should be surprised that they were
spying on you at the we Spy Coffee and more,
and they have a guy named Spyridon working there. Actually
would have assumed they were spying on Yeah, I went
to that coffee show. I would have just put on
(11:23):
a show for that camera. Oh I think that's what
I would have done. Yeah, you know what, there's cameras everywhere.
People are filming us constantly. I guarantee you everybody in
this room, everybody listening, has probably been caught on camera
doing something you wouldn't want on camera. So I just
if I'm naked somewhere or I'm going to the bathroom
in public, I usually just dance around and give him
a show, because why not? Right free? And the potential
(11:44):
it goes viral, you never know. So I'm just like you, Okay,
you want to be weird and videotape me when I
don't know, here's something really weird. How you feel bad
about yourself? Don't you? Not? For free jew enough J
and the Jewel News Network. It's news that you didn't
know you needed. And those other serious newscasters aren't talking
about how they get naked in front of possible spy
(12:04):
cameras when there might not be a spy camera at all,
are they? Oh no, no they're not. For our next story,
let's send it over to Victoria. Hey, I'm Victoria Ramirez
and I'm in Florida where fisherman had to call the
police to remove something from a canal, and for once,
I considentally the scene with a methed up alligator and
tiny handcuffs. Those would be time. Little handcuffs on it,
(12:25):
they have to be tied, would be kind of cute.
They would be cute. I would never see a handcuffed
alligator before. That would be cute. Would a handcuff an
alligator behind his background front? I think they would handcuff
under its chin. Guys, they wouldn't handcuff an alligator. Oh yeah,
it was a better point. Okay, continue, Victoria. Meth gators
are a problem in Florida. In a new movie coming
out soon by this time, authorities were called because some
(12:46):
fishermen found a human hand in the water. Oh my gosh.
After twelve hours, police finally removed the body part, only
to find out that it was a hand, but on
a human one. It was actually a piece of a mannequin. Oh.
I was literally picking like who left their hand, Then
that person's probably not in the water. So they cops
were called to the scene because somebody saw a mannequin
(13:08):
hand in the water. Well, they didn't know as a
mannequin hand, but yes, it always a real hand, obviously,
but no word on where the rest of the mannequin's
body is. It is Florida, after all, there's only a
handful of places it could be. Thank you very much, Victoria.
It's safe to say police were left empty handed. All right,
(13:29):
that's enough hand jokes. Good job, Victoria with that news story.
I almost said something else in the place of good
because we're talking about hands. Our next story. Let's just
send it over to Hey, it's been as my man
Drizzie Drake says, better late than never, but never late
is better. A library in Oregon is going viral after
(13:49):
sharing they received a package with a nineteen seventy four
copy of a book with a note explaining it was
checked out forty five years ago, making it four decades late.
Over do. Unfortunately, the library doesn't charge late fees, so
shame on that. If it was my library, they started
to seriously, I'd be like, we're charging a late fee.
Now it's a thousand dollars for every year. That's forty
(14:10):
four thousand dollars. Have you guys been to a library
in the last since elementary school? Your mate hause, Yes,
when's the last time you went to a library? Oh?
I think I went to the library like a couple
of years ago. Do you have a library card? Minute?
I do? I do have a library card for sure? Yeah?
Really wow, I mean I don't use it, but I haven't.
I was like, I didn't know there's a sho thing.
(14:31):
This is the Chain and the Jewel News Network live local,
late breaking, late breaking news right here on the J
and N. Library cards and libraries still exist, and sometimes
people still use them. Whoa shocking. We'll keep you up
today on the Library Gate twenty twenty three as it continues. Remember,
you can listen to the Jane and the same time
every single weekday morning to get your news that you
didn't know you needed. In Congrats, Succas, you just got news.
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Jewel Fresh, I might viear me. Years and your phone
break happ into every single hour on the twenties. Your
next one is coming up in just a few minutes
on Hits one or six point one. You just got
handed the news, Oh Victoria's NonStop hand jokes today, I
would ask for a rundom applause, but can you'll just
(15:16):
give me a hand? Alight? Did Jubil show on demand?
First day? He follow up? Your room is on the
phone today for a first date follow up. He's getting
ghosted by Tabitha and he has no idea why. So
we're gonna help him out. See if we can figure
out why he's getting ghosted, and if he still wants
another date after he finds out why, maybe maybe even
(15:38):
get him another date. What's up, Jerome? How are you?
I'm making him there? How are you doing? Are you
only hanging in there and not great? Because Tabitha isn't
calling you back? Yeah? I don't didn't know what to do.
All right, Well, let's see we can figure it out
for you before we get into your date and all
the reasons that you loved Tabitha so much. You didn't
tell her you love her, did you? No? Okay? Good?
(15:58):
All right? How long has it been since you talked
to Tabitha? Um? Like almost a week and how many
times have you reached out to her? Twice? Okay, and
did she respond at all? Nothing. Let's talk about the
date then, what did you and Tabitha do. We went
out to dinner. She was hot, you know, really really high, Okay,
(16:22):
you know, like people were looking at us like I
think we were like a couple and we smart, like
she was really interesting and we had a lot of
stuff in common, like movies and she's got an interesting job.
Like we were just clicking. I don't know, it was
just it was a great date. Okay, So you felt
like you did. You felt like you had a bunch
of chemistry. Did you think she felt the same? Towards
(16:43):
the end, you know, it started to feel like she
got a little distant what you mean, but like but
not really and then you know, like we kissed at
the end of the date, like like she was in it,
like she seemed focused. Was it a passionate kiss or
was it just kind of like, um, you know, you
went in for a kiss and she kissed you because
she kind of had to. Yeah, I don't know, man,
my heart was racing so fast. It's like tough for
(17:03):
you and placed it. But it's spent it, by the
way you said. At some point she kind of grew distant.
What happening if anything before she grew distant. Dinner was great,
and then after dinner we were deciding, you know, where
to go, Like it was, you know when we first
like matched on Kinder, it was kind of like, you know,
(17:24):
things got pre sexual. So it was like, okay, you know,
so where are we going next, kind of saying like
maybe a bar, like maybe my place or a place whatever.
But she just her demeanor got a little different, like
she's a little close off. She was kind of like
pulled out her phone, like when were like looking at
me that much. I was listening to a bunch of
places she should go. You know, we could go like
I don't want her to feel pressure or whatever. But
(17:45):
then I don't know, it just seemed weird, and she
was like, well, i'll take a ran check on it,
like you know, I'll text you, she said, I'll text
you and you can like figure it out. And then
just nothing, okay, So she got weird. Did anything happened
that you notice to make or weird or the only
thing I think I was I had something set back
(18:06):
At one point food. Yeah, because I'm just weird about onions.
My friends always give me crap for it, like, because
I'm just kind of a picky eater. I specifically asked
for no onions, and then you know, I came with
onions on it, and I was real respectful of the
way that I just asked him, you know, can you
please take this off the bill? And I sent you back.
But that was it, and I thought I was pretty
(18:27):
nice about it. I know that for some people, they don't.
It doesn't matter if you're nice about it. It doesn't
matter if you're rude about it sending your food back respectful.
Some people hate it when you do that, even if
you got the complete wrong thing. I could see how
that might be a thing. Was it after that that
her mood kind of changed? Yeah, well yeah, I guess so,
because that's sort of well yeah, I mean I changed
(18:50):
a little bit after that, and then at the end
of dinner it also changed more. So that's when you
notice it. Okay, you know, I always do my thing. Okay,
I mean, as I feel like, when like you asking
for it to be taking off the bill versus a
server saying I'll take it off the bill. Can be
perceived a little different, so that could be it. Yeah,
this must have been it. It goes in the fact
(19:11):
that you send the food back or anything, but the
fact that you asked him to take it off the bill. Yeah,
I didn't even think about that. So you guys, are
we talking about it? That? Okay? All right, Well we'll
call her and find out. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if that is the
reason that you're getting ghosted with your first dad follow
up next, okay, okay, all right, it's a Jewels showman
running a little of your first date follow up if
(19:32):
you are just joining us. Jerome is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted to buy Tabitha. They went out
to dinner and he said he had a great time.
They really clicked. He even got a kiss at the
end of the night. And now she's not calling him back.
And the only reason, Jerome, what's the reason again that
you think she might be ghosting you? Well, I think
it might be because I have something sent back and
(19:53):
taking off the bill when we were eating. You don't
like onions, right, that's what you said, Jerome, Yeah, yeah,
I don't like onions. Then I asked, run, you know,
out on the king, and so drums in it back
and you promise you didn't get in a fight with
a server or throw a fit or throw a punch. No, no, no, no, no, okay,
all right, Well we'll see why she's ghosting you and
see if we can get you another day if you
(20:14):
still want one. Right now? All right, are you ready
to call her? Yeah? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
I was looking for Tabitha. This is she. Hey, Tabitha,
(20:34):
what's up? How are you? My name is Jebil from
a radio show called the Jubil Show. And there's three
other people with me, so there's four people on the
phone right now. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi guys. Have you
ever listened to the radio show before? Yeah? Totally. That
makes me slightly worried. What's up? This is the first
date follow up, that's why we're calling. You know what
(20:57):
that is, right I do? Yeah? Yeah. That's where if
you go out on a date with someone and then
you ghost them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you've been ghosting them.
And we got an email about you, Tabitha. Oh yeah,
from who? Do you want to guess? Tabitha. Okay, so
if they're if they're feeling ghosted, I have a feeling
(21:19):
you call them about Broke Jerome. I just we just
know him as Jerome. I didn't know broke first name.
I don't know if it was before the day, but
it's his first name now. Oh no, oh gosh. So yeah,
it's Jerome and he wants to know why you've been
ghosting him. I'm guessing broke it has something to do
(21:40):
with it, or maybe you just call him that for fun. Listen,
I'm just saying, like all the fine in the world
that man is fine, but all the fine in the
world don't pay bills and with all due with all
due respect. Helmy took me to Chilis for our first date,
which was fine. It's like whatever, Chili's is amazing. That
was my first day spot in high school. All through
high school never did me wrong, Okay, but like a
(22:03):
first day that Chili's in high school is fine, that's cool.
We aren't in high school anymore. And also getting declined
at a Chili's is pretty rough, especially since they're post
no backup card on hand and I ended up paying
for everything. So things happened, did he offer to like
Venmo you back or Apple pay or anything like because
maybe his card just wasn't you know, I mean, things happen. No, Okay, Okay,
(22:24):
you just no no. I mean usually if your card
is declined, you start, you know, you either know why
I got declined because you're overdrawn and make up excuses,
or you're like, I don't know what happened with this card.
And then do you feel like they're gonna think you're lying?
You know what I mean? Okay, but like listen, like
I don't want to sound mean. Okay, I've been through
some rough times, I've been broken. It's all good. But
my big beef here was like during the meal too.
(22:47):
He's like he's like making jokes about how I'm doing
so well for myself as a film critic, and like,
do I need a house husband to take care of
things while I'm gone. I'm like, you're just digging the hole, dude,
digging the hole. He definitely trying to be kept. Yeah,
you got to find someone who wants to do that,
and you also got to find the correct way to deliver. Yeah,
(23:08):
so you just basically think he was trying to use
you for money. I'm not trying to be a sugar mama.
I'm looking for a partnership, and it started to feel
a little I don't know, I saw some red flags.
And then at the end of the date, he's like, oh, yeah,
I borrowed my friend's car to get here, and I
was like, that's it. I'm done. Oh wow. If he
(23:29):
did explain what the money situation was, or you know,
just have that conversation with you, would you give him
a second chance because you keep on side and he
was so fine, and you know, maybe some transparency will
help you guys get back together. I mean at this point, yeah,
I guess I would at least be nice to know
there was a reason and not just like being exploited
(23:50):
because I'm at one of the finally a good place
in my life and I don't know. He's the he's
on the line listening and been listening this whole time.
I wants to talk to you, so let's ask him.
Oh my god, g'all did not tell me he was on. Yeah,
I forgot. It's been a long week. Him. Well, okay,
(24:12):
well I do I do have money so at all?
She said how much? Though I don't want to know
how much? Please don't tell me that. No, like the
the card things the bank screwed up because I have
a new card. Oh okay, I don't sounds convenient, but like,
and Chili's like, well, she's not bringing up Also to
(24:34):
defend myself on the radio, is that when we were
talking on Tender, she had mentioned, you know, that Chilian's
was her favorite place to go when she was younger,
and so you know, I would have taken to a
nice place, but I was trying to like feel her
that I was listening to her and I care about her. Yeah, okay, Joan,
you get you get one brownie point there because that
is actually pretty cute. All right, all right, I'm back
(24:58):
as far as the car goes, that that was on me.
Maybe I probably shouldn't have said that I borrowed my
friend's car, but I have a car. I got Hona Civic.
I got just a regular, you know, normal car. But
my homie works at a dealership, and so I wanted
to impress you, and so you know, I had asked
him to hook it up so that I could have like,
you know, nice wheels, and I took you out, like
(25:18):
you know, I didn't want to be dishonest and like
tell you that that was my car or like pass
it off like it was my own. So I wanted to, like,
you know, be honest with you. So you were nervous, Yeah,
you forgot you kind of menage georgs you. You were nervous,
you know, I mean it makes sense of tracks. It's fine,
and like you know, I don't make a ton of money,
but I mean enough money, you know, take a woman
(25:39):
out to Chili's dinner, especially if you know they put
onions on phone. Let's send it back. Okay, I'm sorry
that I was harsh on I should feel really bad
now as far as the sugar man was saying goes.
You know, I was joking around, but like that doesn't
sound too bad to you know, just hang out at
home and if you need me to just lay there
on the couch my shirt off with good old day,
(26:00):
I'll do that. Yeah, I'm not sure that's what you
wanted to hear say. I don't know. Always driving a
hard bargain, guys, but didn't listen. But this is all
to say, it's all true, and I'm really bad at
first impression. You know, if you're willing to give me
another chance, I would love to take you out again.
Improve that okay, well, Tab, but then would you like
(26:21):
to go on another date with Jerome? We'll pay for
We'll pay for it, Jerome, where you will no cards
decline and this time? Okay. So first of all, I
just really say that, if all this is true, you
suck at first impressions. Jerome. I'm just laying it down. Okay,
I'm not turning me and I'm just like no, um no,
I'll go out again with you. Oh yeah, I'll tell
(26:46):
you what sealed the deal for me. It's nice to
know that someone's actually listening to what you have to say.
Oh yeah, I see the chilies things, Jerome. I'm sorry
that I called you broke Jerome. That was not necessary.
I really knew me. I'm so sorry. So it's okay,
it's okay, Well it's all right. Well we'll make nice
I got oh and real quick. I just want to
(27:07):
say that the chili thing is really sweet. But if
that happens more than like twice, that's not going to
be an excuse. Better write that down. Drum yeah, no,
I gotta just doll and then you mc donald I here, Okay.
The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty little secret? H huh, Hey,
(27:37):
what's up? This is a Jewels show? And you texted
us at four one six one and said you had
a dirty little secret. So now we're calling you back.
Oh my god, my gosh. You never really think you're
gonna get caught. Okay, cool, not much. We're just goining
to see what your dirty little secret is. Do you
have time to tell us now? Or are you in
a place where you can tell us how? She asked us,
what's up? No, you tell us what that I know? Okay,
(28:03):
So my daddy a little secret. So I have a
twin sister. Right, we have a ten year high school
union coming up. And something happened in high school and
I thought like, let me just like clear the air.
So this this girl was bullying my twin. Um hardcore,
like taking her lunch, like making fun of her in class,
(28:28):
like like putting her hands on her a little bit,
like you know, little stupid stuff. Teachers weren't doing anything.
And it was high school. So um, I was more
of the like tough twin, like gangster, you know what
I'm saying. She was not. So you know, they never
(28:53):
say they say, don't do this don't do this. My mama.
We switched places one day and I've like literally kicked her.
But yeah, that's a great idea. I mean, if you're
a twin and one of your twins is getting bullied
and you're the other one who's the more gangster twin,
and then switch places and you know what. And people
always say violence isn't the answer, it's not the answer,
(29:15):
but sometimes, yeah, if the teachers aren't protecting your sibling,
if adults aren't stepping in, and there is actual physical
damage being done to someone, I mean, my god, what
else are you supposed to do? I mean, unfortunately, we
live in a world. Sometimes you have to protect yourself
like that, right, yeah, And some people don't learn, but
I was like, you got to learn today, that's amazing.
(29:39):
And she doesn't know it was you at all. She
thinks it was your sister, right, yeah, she thinks it
was my sister. And my sister actually got suspended for
being in the fight because they thought it was her,
but it was me. So she was chilling at home
for ten days and now we're walking around school. It
was like kind of a scratch on my face, like
she didn't get that many licks and but I did.
(30:02):
That's hilarious though, So your sister got suspended. So you
did everything and you got away with it completely and
your sister got suspended for it. But did the bully
ever mess with her again after that? Or no? No, no, no, no, no, no,
it was a done deal after that. Yes, Well, well
it looks like violence was yet. Oh my god. So
now you so you said you have your ten year reunion. Um,
(30:25):
is that girl gonna be at the reunion round two?
I mean we'll see, Like, I'm not on the committee
or anything. I'm just going to show up, so I
don't know she'll be there. But if she is, I'm like, hey, hey,
if she is. If she is, would you tell her?
Oh for sure, I would totally tell her that it
was you and not your sister, a whole game of
(30:46):
throne situation. Let her know it was me. You know.
I think you just both walk up on her at
the same time, like no, hey, maybe she's grown too,
and you'll get like a grown up apology. She'll be like, yeah,
I've had a lot of time to look I mean,
you know, thanks change, you look back on things you
do in high school, you know, and again not to
say that physical violence was the right answer. But I
(31:09):
think that you know too, and yeah, you know, maybe
you never know, you never know. We'll see. I'm I mean,
I'm ready for what I'm wearing pants and like some
boots coming. Correct. Well, thank you for telling us you're
doing a little secret. Thank you for having me, Thank
(31:29):
you for calling me here. Let us know what happens
at the reunion, you know, and something jumps off film it.
I would love to see that. We'll look for your
reunion on World Star. All right, Thank you for telling
us a little secret. Did you bill show on demand?
(31:51):
You know, sometimes the beef with you you have with
your neighbors isn't the cheeseburgers you eat at the neighborhood
barbecue while you small talk with your neighbor Chad who
lives down the street and does CrossFit in the front yard,
and you have a small talk with him while you
pretend like you don't think he's sleeping with your wife.
You know, that's the beef you have sometimes with neighbors.
Other times, though, you have beef with neighbors where they're
(32:11):
trying to get revenge and you guys go back and
forth in a little neighbor battle, call us up right
now eight eight eight three four three one o six
one text in four one oh six one. Have you
ever had beef with your neighbor and how have you
got revenge? Because I'm pretty sure my neighbors hate me,
and I think they're trying to get revenge on me
right now, so I need your help. I think my
neighbors are literally remodeling their house to try to get
revenge on me. Yeah, because their house doesn't need to
(32:34):
be remodeled. I don't know that for sure, but yeah,
that sound like an opinion. All I know is this.
A few months ago. I built this little gym area
outside because I like to work out early in the
morning outside. And I built this little wooden. I don't
know what it's officially called. It's like an awning. Yeah
(32:55):
like that. Nice, thanks, Brad. Brad's definitely more handy around
the house than I am. So I built this thing
and I have a bunch of punching bags and stuff
in there, and I notice when I hit it it's
super loud. And it's right next to their house and
their bedrooms are right above it. Well, and I work
out at about three thirty four o'clock in the morning
(33:17):
and it's just boom boom boom. And then I have
a speedbag thing out there, which if you know any
like boxing and stuff like that, it's the little bag
that you hit that goes super fast and makes like
a what does this sound likely? But it's super loud. Also,
I put some lights up there because early in the
morning and it's dark, and I never turn them off,
(33:39):
and I've noticed randomly they'll be unplugged, and I don't
have cameras where and I mean, I want to put
a camera where the plug is, So I think my
neighbor might be jumping over the fence and unplugging my
lights because it's like daylight right And they're, like I said,
their bedrooms are right up there. So I think that
I've annoyed them to the point where they're literally remodeling
(33:59):
their house because they're building the same kind of thing
that I did for a gym outside, a wooden awning thingy.
But they're making so much noise at times when you
shouldn't be making noise. And the other day that they
had to have been doing this on purpose. Whatever they
were getting rid of and throwing away in this big dumpster.
They have nothing should be that loud. It was like
(34:21):
an atomic bomb was going off right next to my
little meditation spot because I have the gym and then
I have my I have my RV trailer and I
was in there and it was like bloom and shook
the whole thing, and I thought maybe my gym thing
fell down because I'm not good at do it yourself.
I'm like, oh, great, there it is. And it was
just them dropping stuff. So I need your help. Eight
at eight three to four three one on six one
(34:42):
text in four one six one. What's my next move?
It's Benny. By the way, have you in your neighbor
had a conversation now? Tal about it? That's the first
step I would say. It's weird though, talking to your neighbors.
I'm not sure about that. Also, my neighbors are scared
of me. Is it the faces they make? Yeah, it's
(35:03):
the faces that they make, And it's the complaints that
they have because they complaints. Yeah, how does that work?
They text my wife they don't have my number? And
then really yeah, because also, um, we have a fence
that we share in between us. And I didn't realize
(35:23):
I was so inconsiderate until I moved into this house
because I redid the fit. Well, I didn't redo the fence.
I hired somebody to redo the fence. The guy was like, hey,
I want to redo the fence. He's like, it's on
your neighbor's property. I like, it's fine, just redo it.
Oh yeah, I get a text why I didn't get
a text with my wife. Got a text that was like, hey,
(35:43):
why are you redoing the fence? They just tore the
whole thing down. Um, you guys didn't tell me about that.
I was like, it's fine. The guy's getting a new fence.
Pretty sure that they hate me. Text in four one
six one. I really should not live next to people. Yeah, hi, Hi,
how are you? Do you hear my neighbors are being
(36:03):
kind of jerks? Yeah? Whatever they're doing over there. Have
you ever gotten revenge on a neighbor? No, but I
need advice on hot to get reasons. Oh okay, so
does you what's going on with your neighbor? So my
neighbor a couple of years ago was complaining assuming that
my cat was pooping in his yard. So he said
(36:25):
that he was filming it and that he had proof
and he's like, because your cat registered with the city.
I said no. So he decided to trap my cat
and in doing so, he cut my cat's head open
and then took him to the pound. Oh my gosh,
rescue my cat. I mean that way worse than anything
(36:48):
going on in my neighborhood. Yeah, that's so messed up.
I mean I think you can call the cops on
that he assalted your cat. Yeah, you couldn't do that,
call the cops. Also get six more cats. Yeah there hats.
You know what, open up a cat shelter and get
big cats, to open up a big cat sanctuary. You
could be the next tiger king. You will be the
(37:10):
tire queen Heather that I'll go in on that with you.
I will invest in your new big cat sanctuary. Stay
through your phone call Heather, call us up eight at
eight three four three one o six one. All right,
now it's time for your phone prank. Happens every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this subile show on demand
Then Jubil Show on demand. Time for today's Ridiculous Internet question.
It's the Jubil Show, and what is today's ridiculous Internet question?
How do you eat your feelings? What's the go to
meal for when you need to eat your feelings, whether
you're feeling happy or sad, whatever it is. Somebody texted
in at four one six one and said, I drink
a gallon of milk every day and I've eaten more
(00:22):
than thirty thousand. You'll play yogurts. I don't know if
that has to do with them eating their feelings or
that's just a brag impressive, very impressive call. Its eight
eight eight three four three one six one text in
four one six one. Someone else said that they eat
chicken gizzards. It's like the neck part right what Yeah,
(00:42):
the inside like a nugget. It's like throw a part.
Is it like a tonsil? I don't think chickens have tonsils,
but I think it's a lot like organ feeling. It
feels like an organ. Yeah, it's like definitely tougher if
chickens had tonsils. I believe that's what kind of what
it would be. It's a muscle found in the digestive
system sell Tonsil call us eighty eight three four three
(01:03):
one six one text in four one O six one.
How do you eat your feelings? Victoria? I would say,
whenever I'm feeling sad or if I had a really
good day, I go Chipotle Chipole, no matter what, no
matter why I'm sad, had a good day. If it's
a Tuesday, I go to Chipole. I go to Chipole
absolutely it makes me feel better. Chipole is good though
I haven't at Chipole in a while. It's delicious bowl
(01:25):
or rap bowl, okay. And then whe if I'm really
feeling it, like if I'm sad, like really really sad
or really really happy, I'll get like a tortilla with
it on the side though on the side side. That way,
I can either eat it while I'm driving home, or
I can make a little mini tacos. I feel like
they know you very well. At the Chipole that you
go to, Victoria, they must talk about it. Okay, you order,
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They're probably like, wow, one of those days, that's great.
Call Us eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one o six one. How do you
eat your feelings? Somebody said wing stop, Yeah, we stop.
It is delicious. Also, that's one of those meals that
you have when you're feeling happy that you eat and
then a little bit after that you're not so happy anymore,
(02:08):
especially depending on what kind of wings you get from
winging Stop. Someone else said, I can eat a whole
tack of oreos, double stuffed with a half gallon of milk.
That's how I eat my feelings at least once a month,
Cereal ben at how do you eat your feelings? So
I have two things that I eat. The first thing
is candy. Candies my go to when I'm sad, when
I'm happy. If I'm going out, I always bring a
(02:30):
bag with me because you never know what's going to happen,
so go to sour candy. Also, chicken sandwiches. I have
at least you guys don't know this, but I probably
have four or five a week. Really almost yeah, some
weeks Pickles and mayo, Pickles and mayo. Sometimes I do
pickles and mayo. Sometimes I dump it in hot sauce,
(02:51):
a little Cole slaw on top. You know, after a
tough week, I just picture you at home with a
bunch of chicken sandwich wrappers and a bunch of gummy
worm wrappers around you. It's a coma. Yeah, that's my
left heart calls up eighty eight three four three one
six one textand a four one o six one. How
do you eat your feelings? Someone else said on the
text mession board. When I'm sad, I always want chocolate
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or something sweet, and that's my comfort food. Someone said
McDonald's French fries dipped in hot mustard sauce. Okay, Philly
cheese steak. I am getting a stomach ache just from
reading a text. Messages are pretty so bad. How do
you eat your feelings? Yeah? My feeling to food cycle
is a roller coaster of regret. Usually I never know
(03:33):
what I want to eat and always make the wrong decisions.
So when I'm happy, I'm like, oh, hey, day meal,
I'm going to wingstop that's one of the things, or
steak something like that, and immediately feel like terrible about that.
So then I'll move on to one of the sad ones.
And then when I'm sad, I feel bad because I
just ate that ice cream or whatever it is, and
I try to make good decisions, but it's always just
a terrible cycle for me. So I'm living in dread
(03:54):
at this point. Yeah, no matter what you do, happy yeah. Yeah.
And one thing takes me to the other is eight
to eight three four three one six one text in
four one o six one. It's ridiculous. Internet questions, How
do you eat your feelings, Leela, Yes you do so,
Ben and Jerry Jerry Garcia is my number one, but
(04:16):
also the Tonight show, the Jimmy Fallon. Yes, yes so.
Ben and Jerry's ice cream is delicious and I had
it way too late in life. It's dangerous. It's not
like Brownie bites and Pikino bites. There was a time
in my life where the things they would name it
bugged me so much I would not eat it. I
(04:37):
don't know why they I don't know why it bothered
me so much. It's a great marketing, right, and they're
just a couple of happy guys making ice cream, Ben
and Jerry, and they're naming it funny stuff. And I
was like, that stupid name. I'm never touching that dumb
ice cream with that Cherry Garcia name. That's so stupid.
And then I had some on accident one time because
somebody had some ice cream and I tasted it. And
I was like, this is delicious. What is this? And
(04:58):
they were like it's Cherry Garci see you or another
one of the names. It's like fish Food. I think
it was the fish Food one, which I hated the
name of for some reason. And then I was like, man,
I was wrong about those guys. They've got it figured out.
Ben and Jerry are my new heroes. Call us eight
at eight three four three one six one, TEXTA and
four one oh six one. How do you Eat your Feelings?
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The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Peekins calling
from City Code Enforcement. I was looking for Eric. This
is him. Hi, Eric, how are you? I'm not sure
(05:41):
if you heard where I was calling from. I'm calling
from City Code Reinforcement. Yes, I'm familiar with your department.
Is there something I can help you with? Yes, there
is something you can help me with. Why do you
think i'm calling Eric? Okay, yeah, I get there's a
code you want to enforce. Okay, but couple codes? Actually? Okay?
(06:03):
What code did I break? Well? The first code that
I need to talk to you about. As the head
of the city Code Enforcement team is Are you familiar
with the section on trees? Yeah, it's unfortunately. Okay, then
you know that taking down any tree in our fine
city without a permit is highly illegal and a fine
(06:25):
will be levied against you if you're caught doing so. So,
do you want to tell me a little bit about
the tree? You want to me a little bit about
the tree? Huh, went a little bit the tree. First off,
the company that we worked with, they said they filed
any paperwork that they needed to file with Orange Company. Okay, okay, okay,
And doesn't sound like check that out. Yep. I didn't
(06:45):
know I was gonna bring up the tree right away,
did you. So you want to tell me a little
bit more about the tree. You want to be honest
about the tree? Yeah, you be honest about the tree.
I am being honest with you. We hired a company
to trim it because the lady in our backyard was
demanding that we trimmed it. It was them. I did
not want to cut the tree down. And it's still
(07:06):
back there, so in the backyard, and the lady in
the backyard is her name? Yes? Yeah, okay, So you're
gonna go ahead and blame it on sweet old that
you decided to cut down a tree all willie nilly
with no permit. Have you talked to this lady, because
(07:28):
I don't think you're describing anybody's sweet is she's not sweet.
She may lived here for a long time, one of
our oldest residents. Actually, so yes, I talked to her
just the other day, and she's the one that a
lurted me to the codes that need to be enforced.
I'm not sound more about the tree. The tree did
not get cut down. Portions of it were trimmed. Give
(07:49):
me give me the website that I have to go
to because I want to send pictures whatever I have
to do that the tree is not is not cut down. Well, okay, well,
now that we've talked about the tree, I'll give you
the website. Yes, you can go to the city's website.
I'll give you that in a second, because you could
also send pictures of something else that we need to enforce.
There's another code that I need to go over with you. Um,
tell me about the pooh? Do you want to talk
(08:10):
about the Pooh? We talked about the tree. Do you
want to talk about the pooh out? Do you want
to talk about the Pooh the Pooh. Listen, we pick
up our dog. As soon as they poop on the ground,
we pick it up and we put it in the bin.
And that cycle behind us. Who calls you about our tree?
Clearly she throws her dog over the fence into our
(08:31):
yard and piled it right where we can't see it. Okay,
I have video footage of her taking a scooper and
throwing it over into my y Oh boy, oh boy,
I wish you wouldn't have told me that what you
should know. What she's doing is illegal, disgusting, and she's
clearly lying to you. Guys. Is that why you cut
the tree branches down so you get about a shot
(08:53):
of her in the shadow? I think I need to
get the police on the phone. Now come down here
with whatever you want. My neighbor's crazy. You're to talk
to her in person and immediately know that you have
been duped. Okay. I don't blame you one hundred percent,
but you are kind of a moron and a little
bit of a Bring whoever you want. Bring the whole
police department down here. You'll see the tree. You'll see
I didn't cut it down, and you'll see this psychopath
(09:14):
that's been thrown over my yard. Okay, well I would
do that, but I can't because this is actually Jewel
from Jewel Shore doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Say you up, Yes, your wife, Alice, that
set you up. She said that you guys recently moved
and your neighbor next door is kind of crazy and
(09:35):
it's been causing all sorts of problems. Dude, I'm not
even kidding. My wife was blaming me for a little bit.
She would complaining I wasn't picking up our dog's poop,
and we went in the backyard. We had a set
up footage and we caught our names growing over dog
poop into our yard. It was insane. The Jewel Show
on demand. If you got coffee in the last week
or so, you might have been spied on by spy.
(09:56):
Oh we'll tell you about that in just a second. Also,
one library in or is going viral today, and no,
it's not because people are shocked at libraries still exist
for another reason. Also, people in Florida had to be
called to the scene of that doesn't even matter. All
you had to hear was police in Florida. And you
know the story's good. That's right now. In another hard hitting,
live local, late breaking edition of the JNN, the Jewel
(10:18):
News Network, it's news that you didn't know you needed
for Wednesday, March fifteenth, twenty twenty three. And yes, if
you got coffee in the last week or so, you
might have been spied on by a spy. Oh the
kindness spy spy. So okay, if you went to a
cafe called WE Spy Coffee and More, oh, you probably
(10:39):
assume the and more is the other drinksday offer, right, Well,
not at this place. Last weekend, a man was in
the restroom at We Spy Coffee and More in Florida,
of course, and he noticed a camera recording him from
under the sink. Oh my god. Yeah, so he confronted
employees and called the cops. So then the police arrested
a thirty one year old employee named Spyridon spy Radon
(11:03):
Vulgaricus that his actual name, his name is spy. So
a guy got caught spying people in the bathroom at
a coffee shop named WE Spy Coffee and More, and
his name was spy. Oh my good name. I mean,
I don't think anybody should be surprised that they were
spying on you at the we Spy Coffee and more,
and they have a guy named Spyridon working there. Actually
would have assumed they were spying on Yeah, I went
to that coffee show. I would have just put on
(11:23):
a show for that camera. Oh I think that's what
I would have done. Yeah, you know what, there's cameras everywhere.
People are filming us constantly. I guarantee you everybody in
this room, everybody listening, has probably been caught on camera
doing something you wouldn't want on camera. So I just
if I'm naked somewhere or I'm going to the bathroom
in public, I usually just dance around and give him
a show, because why not? Right free? And the potential
(11:44):
it goes viral, you never know. So I'm just like you, Okay,
you want to be weird and videotape me when I
don't know, here's something really weird. How you feel bad
about yourself? Don't you? Not? For free jew enough J
and the Jewel News Network. It's news that you didn't
know you needed. And those other serious newscasters aren't talking
about how they get naked in front of possible spy
(12:04):
cameras when there might not be a spy camera at all,
are they? Oh no, no they're not. For our next story,
let's send it over to Victoria. Hey, I'm Victoria Ramirez
and I'm in Florida where fisherman had to call the
police to remove something from a canal, and for once,
I considentally the scene with a methed up alligator and
tiny handcuffs. Those would be time. Little handcuffs on it,
(12:25):
they have to be tied, would be kind of cute.
They would be cute. I would never see a handcuffed
alligator before. That would be cute. Would a handcuff an
alligator behind his background front? I think they would handcuff
under its chin. Guys, they wouldn't handcuff an alligator. Oh yeah,
it was a better point. Okay, continue, Victoria. Meth gators
are a problem in Florida. In a new movie coming
out soon by this time, authorities were called because some
(12:46):
fishermen found a human hand in the water. Oh my gosh.
After twelve hours, police finally removed the body part, only
to find out that it was a hand, but on
a human one. It was actually a piece of a mannequin. Oh.
I was literally picking like who left their hand, Then
that person's probably not in the water. So they cops
were called to the scene because somebody saw a mannequin
(13:08):
hand in the water. Well, they didn't know as a
mannequin hand, but yes, it always a real hand, obviously,
but no word on where the rest of the mannequin's
body is. It is Florida, after all, there's only a
handful of places it could be. Thank you very much, Victoria.
It's safe to say police were left empty handed. All right,
(13:29):
that's enough hand jokes. Good job, Victoria with that news story.
I almost said something else in the place of good
because we're talking about hands. Our next story. Let's just
send it over to Hey, it's been as my man
Drizzie Drake says, better late than never, but never late
is better. A library in Oregon is going viral after
(13:49):
sharing they received a package with a nineteen seventy four
copy of a book with a note explaining it was
checked out forty five years ago, making it four decades late.
Over do. Unfortunately, the library doesn't charge late fees, so
shame on that. If it was my library, they started
to seriously, I'd be like, we're charging a late fee.
Now it's a thousand dollars for every year. That's forty
(14:10):
four thousand dollars. Have you guys been to a library
in the last since elementary school? Your mate hause, Yes,
when's the last time you went to a library? Oh?
I think I went to the library like a couple
of years ago. Do you have a library card? Minute?
I do? I do have a library card for sure? Yeah?
Really wow, I mean I don't use it, but I haven't.
I was like, I didn't know there's a sho thing.
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This is the Chain and the Jewel News Network live local,
late breaking, late breaking news right here on the J
and N. Library cards and libraries still exist, and sometimes
people still use them. Whoa shocking. We'll keep you up
today on the Library Gate twenty twenty three as it continues. Remember,
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on Hits one or six point one. You just got
handed the news, Oh Victoria's NonStop hand jokes today, I
would ask for a rundom applause, but can you'll just
(15:16):
give me a hand? Alight? Did Jubil show on demand?
First day? He follow up? Your room is on the
phone today for a first date follow up. He's getting
ghosted by Tabitha and he has no idea why. So
we're gonna help him out. See if we can figure
out why he's getting ghosted, and if he still wants
another date after he finds out why, maybe maybe even
(15:38):
get him another date. What's up, Jerome? How are you?
I'm making him there? How are you doing? Are you
only hanging in there and not great? Because Tabitha isn't
calling you back? Yeah? I don't didn't know what to do.
All right, Well, let's see we can figure it out
for you before we get into your date and all
the reasons that you loved Tabitha so much. You didn't
tell her you love her, did you? No? Okay? Good?
(15:58):
All right? How long has it been since you talked
to Tabitha? Um? Like almost a week and how many
times have you reached out to her? Twice? Okay, and
did she respond at all? Nothing. Let's talk about the
date then, what did you and Tabitha do. We went
out to dinner. She was hot, you know, really really high, Okay,
(16:22):
you know, like people were looking at us like I
think we were like a couple and we smart, like
she was really interesting and we had a lot of
stuff in common, like movies and she's got an interesting job.
Like we were just clicking. I don't know, it was
just it was a great date. Okay, So you felt
like you did. You felt like you had a bunch
of chemistry. Did you think she felt the same? Towards
(16:43):
the end, you know, it started to feel like she
got a little distant what you mean, but like but
not really and then you know, like we kissed at
the end of the date, like like she was in it,
like she seemed focused. Was it a passionate kiss or
was it just kind of like, um, you know, you
went in for a kiss and she kissed you because
she kind of had to. Yeah, I don't know, man,
my heart was racing so fast. It's like tough for
(17:03):
you and placed it. But it's spent it, by the
way you said. At some point she kind of grew distant.
What happening if anything before she grew distant. Dinner was great,
and then after dinner we were deciding, you know, where
to go, Like it was, you know when we first
like matched on Kinder, it was kind of like, you know,
(17:24):
things got pre sexual. So it was like, okay, you know,
so where are we going next, kind of saying like
maybe a bar, like maybe my place or a place whatever.
But she just her demeanor got a little different, like
she's a little close off. She was kind of like
pulled out her phone, like when were like looking at
me that much. I was listening to a bunch of
places she should go. You know, we could go like
I don't want her to feel pressure or whatever. But
(17:45):
then I don't know, it just seemed weird, and she
was like, well, i'll take a ran check on it,
like you know, I'll text you, she said, I'll text
you and you can like figure it out. And then
just nothing, okay, So she got weird. Did anything happened
that you notice to make or weird or the only
thing I think I was I had something set back
(18:06):
At one point food. Yeah, because I'm just weird about onions.
My friends always give me crap for it, like, because
I'm just kind of a picky eater. I specifically asked
for no onions, and then you know, I came with
onions on it, and I was real respectful of the
way that I just asked him, you know, can you
please take this off the bill? And I sent you back.
But that was it, and I thought I was pretty
(18:27):
nice about it. I know that for some people, they don't.
It doesn't matter if you're nice about it. It doesn't
matter if you're rude about it sending your food back respectful.
Some people hate it when you do that, even if
you got the complete wrong thing. I could see how
that might be a thing. Was it after that that
her mood kind of changed? Yeah, well yeah, I guess so,
because that's sort of well yeah, I mean I changed
(18:50):
a little bit after that, and then at the end
of dinner it also changed more. So that's when you
notice it. Okay, you know, I always do my thing. Okay,
I mean, as I feel like, when like you asking
for it to be taking off the bill versus a
server saying I'll take it off the bill. Can be
perceived a little different, so that could be it. Yeah,
this must have been it. It goes in the fact
(19:11):
that you send the food back or anything, but the
fact that you asked him to take it off the bill. Yeah,
I didn't even think about that. So you guys, are
we talking about it? That? Okay? All right, Well we'll
call her and find out. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if that is the
reason that you're getting ghosted with your first dad follow
up next, okay, okay, all right, it's a Jewels showman
running a little of your first date follow up if
(19:32):
you are just joining us. Jerome is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted to buy Tabitha. They went out
to dinner and he said he had a great time.
They really clicked. He even got a kiss at the
end of the night. And now she's not calling him back.
And the only reason, Jerome, what's the reason again that
you think she might be ghosting you? Well, I think
it might be because I have something sent back and
(19:53):
taking off the bill when we were eating. You don't
like onions, right, that's what you said, Jerome, Yeah, yeah,
I don't like onions. Then I asked, run, you know,
out on the king, and so drums in it back
and you promise you didn't get in a fight with
a server or throw a fit or throw a punch. No, no, no, no, no, okay,
all right, Well we'll see why she's ghosting you and
see if we can get you another day if you
(20:14):
still want one. Right now? All right, are you ready
to call her? Yeah? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
I was looking for Tabitha. This is she. Hey, Tabitha,
(20:34):
what's up? How are you? My name is Jebil from
a radio show called the Jubil Show. And there's three
other people with me, so there's four people on the
phone right now. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi guys. Have you
ever listened to the radio show before? Yeah? Totally. That
makes me slightly worried. What's up? This is the first
date follow up, that's why we're calling. You know what
(20:57):
that is, right I do? Yeah? Yeah. That's where if
you go out on a date with someone and then
you ghost them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you've been ghosting them.
And we got an email about you, Tabitha. Oh yeah,
from who? Do you want to guess? Tabitha. Okay, so
if they're if they're feeling ghosted, I have a feeling
(21:19):
you call them about Broke Jerome. I just we just
know him as Jerome. I didn't know broke first name.
I don't know if it was before the day, but
it's his first name now. Oh no, oh gosh. So yeah,
it's Jerome and he wants to know why you've been
ghosting him. I'm guessing broke it has something to do
(21:40):
with it, or maybe you just call him that for fun. Listen,
I'm just saying, like all the fine in the world
that man is fine, but all the fine in the
world don't pay bills and with all due with all
due respect. Helmy took me to Chilis for our first date,
which was fine. It's like whatever, Chili's is amazing. That
was my first day spot in high school. All through
high school never did me wrong, Okay, but like a
(22:03):
first day that Chili's in high school is fine, that's cool.
We aren't in high school anymore. And also getting declined
at a Chili's is pretty rough, especially since they're post
no backup card on hand and I ended up paying
for everything. So things happened, did he offer to like
Venmo you back or Apple pay or anything like because
maybe his card just wasn't you know, I mean, things happen. No, Okay, Okay,
(22:24):
you just no no. I mean usually if your card
is declined, you start, you know, you either know why
I got declined because you're overdrawn and make up excuses,
or you're like, I don't know what happened with this card.
And then do you feel like they're gonna think you're lying?
You know what I mean? Okay, but like listen, like
I don't want to sound mean. Okay, I've been through
some rough times, I've been broken. It's all good. But
my big beef here was like during the meal too.
(22:47):
He's like he's like making jokes about how I'm doing
so well for myself as a film critic, and like,
do I need a house husband to take care of
things while I'm gone. I'm like, you're just digging the hole, dude,
digging the hole. He definitely trying to be kept. Yeah,
you got to find someone who wants to do that,
and you also got to find the correct way to deliver. Yeah,
(23:08):
so you just basically think he was trying to use
you for money. I'm not trying to be a sugar mama.
I'm looking for a partnership, and it started to feel
a little I don't know, I saw some red flags.
And then at the end of the date, he's like, oh, yeah,
I borrowed my friend's car to get here, and I
was like, that's it. I'm done. Oh wow. If he
(23:29):
did explain what the money situation was, or you know,
just have that conversation with you, would you give him
a second chance because you keep on side and he
was so fine, and you know, maybe some transparency will
help you guys get back together. I mean at this point, yeah,
I guess I would at least be nice to know
there was a reason and not just like being exploited
(23:50):
because I'm at one of the finally a good place
in my life and I don't know. He's the he's
on the line listening and been listening this whole time.
I wants to talk to you, so let's ask him.
Oh my god, g'all did not tell me he was on. Yeah,
I forgot. It's been a long week. Him. Well, okay,
(24:12):
well I do I do have money so at all?
She said how much? Though I don't want to know
how much? Please don't tell me that. No, like the
the card things the bank screwed up because I have
a new card. Oh okay, I don't sounds convenient, but like,
and Chili's like, well, she's not bringing up Also to
(24:34):
defend myself on the radio, is that when we were
talking on Tender, she had mentioned, you know, that Chilian's
was her favorite place to go when she was younger,
and so you know, I would have taken to a
nice place, but I was trying to like feel her
that I was listening to her and I care about her. Yeah, okay, Joan,
you get you get one brownie point there because that
is actually pretty cute. All right, all right, I'm back
(24:58):
as far as the car goes, that that was on me.
Maybe I probably shouldn't have said that I borrowed my
friend's car, but I have a car. I got Hona Civic.
I got just a regular, you know, normal car. But
my homie works at a dealership, and so I wanted
to impress you, and so you know, I had asked
him to hook it up so that I could have like,
you know, nice wheels, and I took you out, like
(25:18):
you know, I didn't want to be dishonest and like
tell you that that was my car or like pass
it off like it was my own. So I wanted to, like,
you know, be honest with you. So you were nervous, Yeah,
you forgot you kind of menage georgs you. You were nervous,
you know, I mean it makes sense of tracks. It's fine,
and like you know, I don't make a ton of money,
but I mean enough money, you know, take a woman
(25:39):
out to Chili's dinner, especially if you know they put
onions on phone. Let's send it back. Okay, I'm sorry
that I was harsh on I should feel really bad
now as far as the sugar man was saying goes.
You know, I was joking around, but like that doesn't
sound too bad to you know, just hang out at
home and if you need me to just lay there
on the couch my shirt off with good old day,
(26:00):
I'll do that. Yeah, I'm not sure that's what you
wanted to hear say. I don't know. Always driving a
hard bargain, guys, but didn't listen. But this is all
to say, it's all true, and I'm really bad at
first impression. You know, if you're willing to give me
another chance, I would love to take you out again.
Improve that okay, well, Tab, but then would you like
(26:21):
to go on another date with Jerome? We'll pay for
We'll pay for it, Jerome, where you will no cards
decline and this time? Okay. So first of all, I
just really say that, if all this is true, you
suck at first impressions. Jerome. I'm just laying it down. Okay,
I'm not turning me and I'm just like no, um no,
I'll go out again with you. Oh yeah, I'll tell
(26:46):
you what sealed the deal for me. It's nice to
know that someone's actually listening to what you have to say.
Oh yeah, I see the chilies things, Jerome. I'm sorry
that I called you broke Jerome. That was not necessary.
I really knew me. I'm so sorry. So it's okay,
it's okay, Well it's all right. Well we'll make nice
I got oh and real quick. I just want to
(27:07):
say that the chili thing is really sweet. But if
that happens more than like twice, that's not going to
be an excuse. Better write that down. Drum yeah, no,
I gotta just doll and then you mc donald I here, Okay.
The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty little secret? H huh, Hey,
(27:37):
what's up? This is a Jewels show? And you texted
us at four one six one and said you had
a dirty little secret. So now we're calling you back.
Oh my god, my gosh. You never really think you're
gonna get caught. Okay, cool, not much. We're just goining
to see what your dirty little secret is. Do you
have time to tell us now? Or are you in
a place where you can tell us how? She asked us,
what's up? No, you tell us what that I know? Okay,
(28:03):
So my daddy a little secret. So I have a
twin sister. Right, we have a ten year high school
union coming up. And something happened in high school and
I thought like, let me just like clear the air.
So this this girl was bullying my twin. Um hardcore,
like taking her lunch, like making fun of her in class,
(28:28):
like like putting her hands on her a little bit,
like you know, little stupid stuff. Teachers weren't doing anything.
And it was high school. So um, I was more
of the like tough twin, like gangster, you know what
I'm saying. She was not. So you know, they never
(28:53):
say they say, don't do this don't do this. My mama.
We switched places one day and I've like literally kicked her.
But yeah, that's a great idea. I mean, if you're
a twin and one of your twins is getting bullied
and you're the other one who's the more gangster twin,
and then switch places and you know what. And people
always say violence isn't the answer, it's not the answer,
(29:15):
but sometimes, yeah, if the teachers aren't protecting your sibling,
if adults aren't stepping in, and there is actual physical
damage being done to someone, I mean, my god, what
else are you supposed to do? I mean, unfortunately, we
live in a world. Sometimes you have to protect yourself
like that, right, yeah, And some people don't learn, but
I was like, you got to learn today, that's amazing.
(29:39):
And she doesn't know it was you at all. She
thinks it was your sister, right, yeah, she thinks it
was my sister. And my sister actually got suspended for
being in the fight because they thought it was her,
but it was me. So she was chilling at home
for ten days and now we're walking around school. It
was like kind of a scratch on my face, like
she didn't get that many licks and but I did.
(30:02):
That's hilarious though, So your sister got suspended. So you
did everything and you got away with it completely and
your sister got suspended for it. But did the bully
ever mess with her again after that? Or no? No, no, no, no, no, no,
it was a done deal after that. Yes, Well, well
it looks like violence was yet. Oh my god. So
now you so you said you have your ten year reunion. Um,
(30:25):
is that girl gonna be at the reunion round two?
I mean we'll see, Like, I'm not on the committee
or anything. I'm just going to show up, so I
don't know she'll be there. But if she is, I'm like, hey, hey,
if she is. If she is, would you tell her?
Oh for sure, I would totally tell her that it
was you and not your sister, a whole game of
(30:46):
throne situation. Let her know it was me. You know.
I think you just both walk up on her at
the same time, like no, hey, maybe she's grown too,
and you'll get like a grown up apology. She'll be like, yeah,
I've had a lot of time to look I mean,
you know, thanks change, you look back on things you
do in high school, you know, and again not to
say that physical violence was the right answer. But I
(31:09):
think that you know too, and yeah, you know, maybe
you never know, you never know. We'll see. I'm I mean,
I'm ready for what I'm wearing pants and like some
boots coming. Correct. Well, thank you for telling us you're
doing a little secret. Thank you for having me, Thank
(31:29):
you for calling me here. Let us know what happens
at the reunion, you know, and something jumps off film it.
I would love to see that. We'll look for your
reunion on World Star. All right, Thank you for telling
us a little secret. Did you bill show on demand?
(31:51):
You know, sometimes the beef with you you have with
your neighbors isn't the cheeseburgers you eat at the neighborhood
barbecue while you small talk with your neighbor Chad who
lives down the street and does CrossFit in the front yard,
and you have a small talk with him while you
pretend like you don't think he's sleeping with your wife.
You know, that's the beef you have sometimes with neighbors.
Other times, though, you have beef with neighbors where they're
(32:11):
trying to get revenge and you guys go back and
forth in a little neighbor battle, call us up right
now eight eight eight three four three one o six
one text in four one oh six one. Have you
ever had beef with your neighbor and how have you
got revenge? Because I'm pretty sure my neighbors hate me,
and I think they're trying to get revenge on me
right now, so I need your help. I think my
neighbors are literally remodeling their house to try to get
revenge on me. Yeah, because their house doesn't need to
(32:34):
be remodeled. I don't know that for sure, but yeah,
that sound like an opinion. All I know is this.
A few months ago. I built this little gym area
outside because I like to work out early in the
morning outside. And I built this little wooden. I don't
know what it's officially called. It's like an awning. Yeah
(32:55):
like that. Nice, thanks, Brad. Brad's definitely more handy around
the house than I am. So I built this thing
and I have a bunch of punching bags and stuff
in there, and I notice when I hit it it's
super loud. And it's right next to their house and
their bedrooms are right above it. Well, and I work
out at about three thirty four o'clock in the morning
(33:17):
and it's just boom boom boom. And then I have
a speedbag thing out there, which if you know any
like boxing and stuff like that, it's the little bag
that you hit that goes super fast and makes like
a what does this sound likely? But it's super loud. Also,
I put some lights up there because early in the
morning and it's dark, and I never turn them off,
(33:39):
and I've noticed randomly they'll be unplugged, and I don't
have cameras where and I mean, I want to put
a camera where the plug is, So I think my
neighbor might be jumping over the fence and unplugging my
lights because it's like daylight right And they're, like I said,
their bedrooms are right up there. So I think that
I've annoyed them to the point where they're literally remodeling
(33:59):
their house because they're building the same kind of thing
that I did for a gym outside, a wooden awning thingy.
But they're making so much noise at times when you
shouldn't be making noise. And the other day that they
had to have been doing this on purpose. Whatever they
were getting rid of and throwing away in this big dumpster.
They have nothing should be that loud. It was like
(34:21):
an atomic bomb was going off right next to my
little meditation spot because I have the gym and then
I have my I have my RV trailer and I
was in there and it was like bloom and shook
the whole thing, and I thought maybe my gym thing
fell down because I'm not good at do it yourself.
I'm like, oh, great, there it is. And it was
just them dropping stuff. So I need your help. Eight
at eight three to four three one on six one
(34:42):
text in four one six one. What's my next move?
It's Benny. By the way, have you in your neighbor
had a conversation now? Tal about it? That's the first
step I would say. It's weird though, talking to your neighbors.
I'm not sure about that. Also, my neighbors are scared
of me. Is it the faces they make? Yeah, it's
(35:03):
the faces that they make, And it's the complaints that
they have because they complaints. Yeah, how does that work?
They text my wife they don't have my number? And
then really yeah, because also, um, we have a fence
that we share in between us. And I didn't realize
(35:23):
I was so inconsiderate until I moved into this house
because I redid the fit. Well, I didn't redo the fence.
I hired somebody to redo the fence. The guy was like, hey,
I want to redo the fence. He's like, it's on
your neighbor's property. I like, it's fine, just redo it.
Oh yeah, I get a text why I didn't get
a text with my wife. Got a text that was like, hey,
(35:43):
why are you redoing the fence? They just tore the
whole thing down. Um, you guys didn't tell me about that.
I was like, it's fine. The guy's getting a new fence.
Pretty sure that they hate me. Text in four one
six one. I really should not live next to people. Yeah, hi, Hi,
how are you? Do you hear my neighbors are being
(36:03):
kind of jerks? Yeah? Whatever they're doing over there. Have
you ever gotten revenge on a neighbor? No, but I
need advice on hot to get reasons. Oh okay, so
does you what's going on with your neighbor? So my
neighbor a couple of years ago was complaining assuming that
my cat was pooping in his yard. So he said
(36:25):
that he was filming it and that he had proof
and he's like, because your cat registered with the city.
I said no. So he decided to trap my cat
and in doing so, he cut my cat's head open
and then took him to the pound. Oh my gosh,
rescue my cat. I mean that way worse than anything
(36:48):
going on in my neighborhood. Yeah, that's so messed up.
I mean I think you can call the cops on
that he assalted your cat. Yeah, you couldn't do that,
call the cops. Also get six more cats. Yeah there hats.
You know what, open up a cat shelter and get
big cats, to open up a big cat sanctuary. You
could be the next tiger king. You will be the
(37:10):
tire queen Heather that I'll go in on that with you.
I will invest in your new big cat sanctuary. Stay
through your phone call Heather, call us up eight at
eight three four three one o six one. All right,
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