February 11, 2025 • 5 mins
The Jubal Show gathers responses from listeners about the MOST petty things they've done. There's also quite the admission in studio about someone. It's... wild.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If someone wrote not funny on my tweet in twenty nineteen,
(00:03):
I've cat fished him for two years, made him fall
in love with me, and he's meeting me at a
restaurant for the restaurant for the first time tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No, I won't be there.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That's a text message we just got in at four
to one oh six to one because there's a trend
going viral of people sharing the extremely petty things that
they've done to get back at someone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What's something you've done?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Text us four one oh six one, call us eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one, and
we'll go over some of the top responses from the
trend going viral of people sharing theirs and text in
with yours four one oh six one. Someone said, life hack,
replace your cat's litter box with an Amazon box. When
it's full, just tape it up and put it on
your doorsteps so somebody steals it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's actually a good idea. I don't even think that's petty.
I think that's just deserved totally.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My mom was doing that during the holidays because we
had porch pirates and they stole a couple of the things.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That she bought, so she's like, watch this.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So she was putting empty boxes with all types of
like Q tips or like tape or like random stuff
in there just so they could get stolen and be like, gotcha,
are you bored?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I wish you could see the reaction though. That's the
only downside of that pettiness. You can't see what when
they open it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, but you know they get the camera in
it and connects you mobile. But then they get a camera,
but then they stole a camera, so they'd be like, sweet,
I got a camera out of it. Somebody texted in
a four one O six one and said, me and
my ex broke up, so I turned him into unemployment
for working side jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
See, the level of petty revenge is so impressive, Like
I would never think.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
To do that. Significant others be vengeful.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Another person said a man who kept his boat besides
his house was ordered from the city to put up
a fence to hide the boat from view. So he
built the fence and hired someone to paint it, and
that's all it says.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh no, I think I saw this. They painted He
had them paint a picture of the boat on the fence,
so when you look at the fence, it's still the boat.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Nothing that I have is cutoffs here. That's funny. They
saw that's worth it too.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
He hired an artist to come in and render the
boat on the fence.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Things like the.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
City for their weird rules and things like that. I'm
totally for that. Somebody else said when a friend of
mine found out her husband was cheating on her, she
took his rare coin collection and used it to buy
sodas and chips at a local seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Thousands of dollars in coins. Probably you did leave.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It in place of the collection and be like this is.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What we got, said, what's one of the pettiest things
you've ever done? Text in four one o six one
call us eighty eight three four three one o six one.
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the times
they've been extremely petty. Somebody texted and said, on my
ex's birthday, I posted a screenshot of him calling me mommy.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Why is that petty?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's just what's the mommy? That's kind of weird?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Am I like? Actually, m O m m y.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's how they spelled it M O M M. Why
not mommy?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, I said, with about two k followers and every
one of his friends. He didn't bother me anymore after that.
That's what I'm way to do it at the job.
That's so mean, somebody said. When I was in fifth grade,
my entire family pissed me off. I had to iron
everyone's clothes, so I filled them. So I filled the
(03:25):
iron with toilet water. Nobody's safe.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You get that, Like we learned about these petty things,
you quickly realize nobody is safe.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Why I don't trust people. I don't trust anybody. I
haven't learn anything petty like this. I never understand the
effort it takes to get petty that it can't be true.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I swear to God, you've never done anything petty in
your life.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
No, I'm sure I've done petty things, but never like
this level of like the next level go like it
takes multiple layers of just pain to cause somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I've never done that, Victoria, have you?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, like I to my siblings a lot, or I
used to do whenever, like one of us wasn't allowed
to be on our phones, which when of.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Us were on our phone.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I would take the phone and I would hide it,
but I would hide it in a very plain sight,
but he just couldn't see it, like under like at
the table, but under the rug or under the what
are they called chargers, and he would be looking for
it for hours. But then I'd forget about it as well,
so then it wouldn't be till like the next day
where I'd be.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I hit your phone.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
He'd be like why, and I'd be like, well, because
Mom said I couldn't have mine, so you can have yours.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I did do one thing to my brother one time.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I used to hide behind the couch and scream, please
stop hitting me, so that he would get in trouble
because my mom wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
My mom wouldn't come into the room.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
She would just yell from me to the room, stop
and I just jump over the couch. That's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Sibling rivalries are pretty vicious.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I want to do that in the hallway to a
coworker byron Boss's office. Stop hitting me, John, just see
what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Another person said I was the only one who would
bake with my grandmother, and when she died she left
her best recipe for everybody, except she deliberately left out
a crucial step as payback. That's a level of petty
aspire to. I think there's a lot of pettiness when
people die.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
That's the most amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
When you leave a petty like revenge like that, after
you're gone, hot people for the rest of your life
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Win the end of your will, says Hel
If someone wrote not funny on my tweet in twenty nineteen,
(00:03):
I've cat fished him for two years, made him fall
in love with me, and he's meeting me at a
restaurant for the restaurant for the first time tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No, I won't be there.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That's a text message we just got in at four
to one oh six to one because there's a trend
going viral of people sharing the extremely petty things that
they've done to get back at someone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What's something you've done?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Text us four one oh six one, call us eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one, and
we'll go over some of the top responses from the
trend going viral of people sharing theirs and text in
with yours four one oh six one. Someone said, life hack,
replace your cat's litter box with an Amazon box. When
it's full, just tape it up and put it on
your doorsteps so somebody steals it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's actually a good idea. I don't even think that's petty.
I think that's just deserved totally.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My mom was doing that during the holidays because we
had porch pirates and they stole a couple of the things.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That she bought, so she's like, watch this.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So she was putting empty boxes with all types of
like Q tips or like tape or like random stuff
in there just so they could get stolen and be like, gotcha,
are you bored?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I wish you could see the reaction though. That's the
only downside of that pettiness. You can't see what when
they open it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, but you know they get the camera in
it and connects you mobile. But then they get a camera,
but then they stole a camera, so they'd be like, sweet,
I got a camera out of it. Somebody texted in
a four one O six one and said, me and
my ex broke up, so I turned him into unemployment
for working side jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
See, the level of petty revenge is so impressive, Like
I would never think.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
To do that. Significant others be vengeful.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Another person said a man who kept his boat besides
his house was ordered from the city to put up
a fence to hide the boat from view. So he
built the fence and hired someone to paint it, and
that's all it says.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh no, I think I saw this. They painted He
had them paint a picture of the boat on the fence,
so when you look at the fence, it's still the boat.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Nothing that I have is cutoffs here. That's funny. They
saw that's worth it too.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
He hired an artist to come in and render the
boat on the fence.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Things like the.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
City for their weird rules and things like that. I'm
totally for that. Somebody else said when a friend of
mine found out her husband was cheating on her, she
took his rare coin collection and used it to buy
sodas and chips at a local seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Thousands of dollars in coins. Probably you did leave.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It in place of the collection and be like this is.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What we got, said, what's one of the pettiest things
you've ever done? Text in four one o six one
call us eighty eight three four three one o six one.
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the times
they've been extremely petty. Somebody texted and said, on my
ex's birthday, I posted a screenshot of him calling me mommy.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Why is that petty?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's just what's the mommy? That's kind of weird?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Am I like? Actually, m O m m y.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's how they spelled it M O M M. Why
not mommy?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, I said, with about two k followers and every
one of his friends. He didn't bother me anymore after that.
That's what I'm way to do it at the job.
That's so mean, somebody said. When I was in fifth grade,
my entire family pissed me off. I had to iron
everyone's clothes, so I filled them. So I filled the
(03:25):
iron with toilet water. Nobody's safe.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You get that, Like we learned about these petty things,
you quickly realize nobody is safe.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Why I don't trust people. I don't trust anybody. I
haven't learn anything petty like this. I never understand the
effort it takes to get petty that it can't be true.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I swear to God, you've never done anything petty in
your life.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
No, I'm sure I've done petty things, but never like
this level of like the next level go like it
takes multiple layers of just pain to cause somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I've never done that, Victoria, have you?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, like I to my siblings a lot, or I
used to do whenever, like one of us wasn't allowed
to be on our phones, which when of.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Us were on our phone.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I would take the phone and I would hide it,
but I would hide it in a very plain sight,
but he just couldn't see it, like under like at
the table, but under the rug or under the what
are they called chargers, and he would be looking for
it for hours. But then I'd forget about it as well,
so then it wouldn't be till like the next day
where I'd be.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I hit your phone.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
He'd be like why, and I'd be like, well, because
Mom said I couldn't have mine, so you can have yours.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I did do one thing to my brother one time.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I used to hide behind the couch and scream, please
stop hitting me, so that he would get in trouble
because my mom wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
My mom wouldn't come into the room.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
She would just yell from me to the room, stop
and I just jump over the couch. That's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Sibling rivalries are pretty vicious.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I want to do that in the hallway to a
coworker byron Boss's office. Stop hitting me, John, just see
what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Another person said I was the only one who would
bake with my grandmother, and when she died she left
her best recipe for everybody, except she deliberately left out
a crucial step as payback. That's a level of petty
aspire to. I think there's a lot of pettiness when
people die.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
That's the most amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
When you leave a petty like revenge like that, after
you're gone, hot people for the rest of your life
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Win the end of your will, says Hel
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