January 19, 2023 • 36 mins
Why are people coming for JLO? And do we believe what she is saying? Find out what that is about in this episode of The Jubal Show!
In addition to that top story, The Jubal Show answers this burning Ridiculous Internet Question, What is one thing that would immediately make you question someones intelligence? Along with that, a guy gets Jubal Fresh to prank his wife in this Phone Prank all becuase she got a ding in her car, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on an increase in grocery store theft and people posting about it on social media in this Jubal News Network, one of our listeners thinks her boyfriend of 2 years is cheating on her in this new War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater all because he is going to the "gym" during weird hours, there is another listener on the phone who texted in about how she quit her job to follow her passion and now that has turned into a Dirty Little Secret, and Jubal Fresh speaks out on something everyone has been wondering about for some time!
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In addition to that top story, The Jubal Show answers this burning Ridiculous Internet Question, What is one thing that would immediately make you question someones intelligence? Along with that, a guy gets Jubal Fresh to prank his wife in this Phone Prank all becuase she got a ding in her car, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on an increase in grocery store theft and people posting about it on social media in this Jubal News Network, one of our listeners thinks her boyfriend of 2 years is cheating on her in this new War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater all because he is going to the "gym" during weird hours, there is another listener on the phone who texted in about how she quit her job to follow her passion and now that has turned into a Dirty Little Secret, and Jubal Fresh speaks out on something everyone has been wondering about for some time!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then jubil show on demand. What is today's ridiculous Internet question?
It is this, what makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Oh?
What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? We'll start with you, Victoria.
I would say, like, if you're from America and you
don't know how many states are in America? Okay, just
(00:23):
because I feel like that you should know that. Are
there are people that don't know that? Yes, And there's
people like on TikTok that guys will go up and
like how many states are in America and people actually
guess like forty nine? Lord, how many states are there
in America? Wrong? Call us up? Eight eight eight three
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
(00:45):
one oh six one. What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Bennett?
What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Listen? Listen. I'm sorry,
but if you wear flip flops with jeans, and you
wear flip flops with jeans and rain, and you wear
flip flops in with jeans in the rain with the
winter cold, I cannot take anything that you say seriously.
(01:08):
It's all over the place. I'm sorry. Is it because
you question their intelligence with that? Or is it just years, like, man,
you don't care about it anything. That's like if someone
who's wearing flip flops with jeans in the rain, to me,
they look like someone who did They're like, whatever, dude,
I just decided not to learn. Hey, man, I'm just
wearing flip flops in the rain. That's what I do.
He signs on. I want to be like them because
(01:28):
they're unbothered who you described. In my head, it looks
like Matthew McConaughey. Honestly, that dude would definitely wear flip
flops with jeans in the rain or like that, all right,
or any like trunk or at the bar. That's like
what I get. I can't take you seriously, call us
right now. Eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one o
(01:50):
six one. What is something that makes you instantly questions
someone's intelligent? Scarrett? Yes, Hey, what what is something that
makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Oh? If somebody has
more than like three kids, Yes, that's hilarious. There's a
(02:11):
lot of people out there with more than three kids
that are very offended right out, Garrett, But that was funny.
Not only is that the best answer. We're going to
get to this question that's probably the best like our
que answer we've ever gotten. Why do you say that? Garrett? Well,
I've got two of my own kids, and I wanted
to stop after one. I don't even know how people
(02:32):
do your kids don't hear this call? Yeah, anybody with
more than two kids is like, man, I feel like, yeah,
I am dumb. I'm sorry. I was thinking, why did
I do that? Call us eight eight eight three, four
three one or six one? What is something that makes
you instantly question someone's intelligence? Ricky, sir? What makes you
(02:53):
instantly question somebody's intelligence? Okay, get an intersection and the
light green. Nobody willant to go when life is rant.
Everybody warns it. What intersections you're going at least three
or four times a week. Yes, you know what you
(03:14):
gotta do, Ricky. This is what I do. I like
to herd people. I heard cars. So if I'm like
way back, even if I'm like all the way the
last car, as soon as the light turns green, I
just hank because it just gets everybody's head up. They
just go and nobody knows who hanks, right, It's just
me in the back. I honk just to get every attention,
they'll go a lot quicker for you, Ricky, that makes sense, appreciate,
(03:38):
I have a good one eight eight three, four three
one six one text in four one oh six one.
What is something that makes you instantly question someone's intelligence?
Christian Grace? I have five thanks Number one. People who
don't know how to properly use your and your you
know you are and your like how old are we?
Let's go back to second. Great worst part though, is
when that happened, because I feel the same way right
(04:00):
And let's say you're in an argument on social media
and you're going back and forth with somebody and then
you realize that you type so fast you accidentally did that.
You go back, You're like, well I just lost that argument.
You delete your whole Instagram account on the same note, There,
there and there drives me insane, like I'm sorry. I've
gotten like professional emails from people before where they have
(04:22):
no idea the which form of there to use, and
I'm like, okay, what's going on? That's number two? Number three.
I'm sorry. Anybody who wants to argue on the vocal
part of the Taylor Swift argument that she's good vocally, Yes,
I will. I will give you the song credit and
artistry all day vocals. Absolutely not moving on, not how
this argument. Number four Trump fans, sorry, buy a media out.
(04:45):
And then number five people who don't get my memes,
Like when I post a meme and it's like, oh,
me thinking about something, and they're like, no, but that's
Kim Kardashian in the picture. That's not you. It's like,
that's the point. It's supposed to be a me, you know,
like I'm talking about how I feel about in other words,
Christian questions. A lot of people today, really many people.
I get along with the Jewil Show on demand. It's
(05:09):
another Jewbil phone frame morning. Hello, Hi, I was looking
for Holly. This is her? Hello Holly, Hi? Who is
that Hi? Yeah, no, you don't because you don't know me.
(05:32):
Well you do know me, but you don't know me.
Oh okay, I'm the person. I'm the person who owns
the RAV four that you maliciously attacked the other day
in the parking lot. Maliciously attacked. Oh are you gonna
play dumb? You're gonna act like you don't know what
I'm talking about? No? I think I think I know
what you're talking about? What am I talking about? That?
(05:56):
What am I talking? I understand? Yeah, Like when I
was in the parking lot, my cart slid into someone's car.
I guess yours, and from what I saw, it was
just like a tiny ding slid into someone's car. Your
cart slid. Whatever it is. To take care of the damages.
If you need me to pay for it, I got you.
How did your car? How did I have a question
(06:16):
for you? How did your cart slide into my car?
Last time I checked, the carts at the grocery store
have wheels on them when they've rolled. It rolled, it
rolled into my car. Your car, the damage that was done,
I wouldn't be surprised if it slid, if you chucked
it across the parking lot right at my car. Why
did you do that? I didn't Why would anyone mean
to do that? Why do you see these robbed banks? Well,
I guess to get money, but oh okay, here's a
(06:38):
better one. Why does Madonna still do TikTok? I don't
know why people do what they do, but either way,
I know that you destroyed my car with a cart
the other day at the grocery store parking lot. And
then you fled the scene of the crime. It destroyed
your car. Are you okay? What are the damages? Well,
you saw them, didn't you. You tell me? Okay, just
tell me how much I owe you, and what's your address.
(07:00):
I'll just send you a check. Or do you have
a venmo or something? What is it like, fifty bucks?
You need fifty bucks? Okay? Um? No, I do have
a bill though, and I would like to know if
you want me to go through your entrance company or
go directly to you. Oh my god, you've got to
be set in me. That's exactly what I said. When
I walked out and I saw my car was dingo,
(07:24):
I saw you. I actually saw you pulling away after
you dinged my car. I was walking. I went in
there to get some bagels and some cream cheese, and
I also got some natural peanut butter, and I was
walking out and then I saw it ding right on
the back of my rat flour. And then I saw
you get in your car and drive off, and it
looked like you were laughing the time. Why didn't you
stop me then, because what it sounds like to me
(07:44):
if I dinged your car and then you went home
and created more damage to make it look like I
did that. Are you just trying to Oh? Okay, how
did you know there was more damage? How did you
know there was more damage? You told me that I
destroyed your car? You did that? Sounds pretty apocalyptic, man.
That sounds like you like your car. Guessing a criminal
(08:05):
like you doesn't have insurance to ride dirty. So I
have insurance and they'll fight for me. Would you like
me to go through them? Then no, I'm not going
to deal with all that drama. Just tell me how
much I owe you. Okay, fine, I'll tell you how much.
Send you the money. I will tell you how much
you owe me for destroying my vehicle and the parking
lot the other day with the grocery cart. Okay, what's
(08:26):
the damage? The damage? Okay, it's not that bad. It's
only four thousand, five hundred and seventy two dollars and
thirty US prove it. You are out of your mind.
There is no way that my cart just barely tapping
your vehicle. It's four thousand dollars worth of vah. Okay,
all it was. A passenger's side mirror was broken, completely
broken off, the back window was broken, and there was
(08:50):
feces in my back seat. That sounds like a personal
problem because I didn't do any of that. I don't
know what the hell you're talking about. So you're gonna
tell me that I broke my own side mirror off,
broke the back window, and then I took a massive
steamer in the back seat. You're gonna tell me I
did that. Somebody did and it wasn't me. I did it.
Was not me? I did it? What? Yeah, I did it?
(09:13):
Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband. Darren set
you up. Gotcha, God, he said that you ding somebody's
car in the parking lot with your grocery car the
other day, and we're worried they're gonna call you with
a bow. Oh my god. That is not funny, but
(09:33):
it's also really it's pretty hilarious. The Jewel Show on Demand.
Anybody speak a different language, Spanish, a different language than that.
A French count us down in French? Bennett from TA
what is that? Three? Okay? Own? He could be lying
(09:58):
though we don't even know the JNN. The Jewel News
That Worked for Thursday, January nineteenth, twenty twenty three. This
is JNN where we give you news. Maybe I'm Jewel Fresh.
And would you say you're more productive in the morning
or afternoon? Neither That's very true. If you said afternoon,
(10:24):
you're a liar. At least. According to a new poll,
the average office worker is most productive at ten twenty
two am, and then it's all downhill. Okay, yep. Apparently
we had our first big slump at one twenty seven
pm and then another one at two o six pm.
And it also found that we feel more drained on
Mondays and Fridays. Well, I get that, Yeah, definitely Mondays.
(10:47):
Nobody likes Mondays. Everybody, Yeah, we feel happy it's Friday
because it's almost the weekend. The worst day is Tuesday
because there's nothing to say about it. It's like, you know,
if you're gonna be something either we loved or hated.
That's what I say. Everybody hates Monday. Wednesday's hump day.
Thursday is yeah, it's almost Friday. Friday's yea is Friday? Nobody, Well,
I guess you have Taco Tuesday. Oh oh yeah, Tuesday.
(11:09):
That and you're like Tomorrow's halfway through the week. Ye
Tuesday just kind of an average. When you're celebrating Tuesday,
you're really hanging on to like nothing else. You're really
trying to be positive. How you doing today? Bill? That
just celebrating Tuesday? Jay and then the Jewel News Network.
This edition of Jayann is sponsored by Marv's Carpentry. If
(11:30):
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for our next door Listen done over to Ben. Hey, Hey,
it's been at the ant is dragging jay Loo after
commenting on Britney Spears and Madonna's infamous kiss at the
(11:52):
two thousand MTV Oh two thousand, that was great to say, Yeah,
two thousand MTV Video Music Awards. Listen, I've dropped this
gem before, but jay Loo, she was supposed to be
part of the performance and she's doing some promo right now,
so she's talking about it. She was like, I was
doing a movie in Canada and I met up with
Madonna and Brittany. We were supposed to practice at her House,
but I just had so much going on with my
movie that they replaced me with Christina Aguilera. And I
(12:15):
don't know why she gets so much hate, but people
are not happy. Someone said, if pick me had a face.
Someone else said she also was asked to do the
Whitney Houston tribute, but that never happened. Well, you know,
she doesn't have any vocal ability anyway. But I just
want to say, it doesn't matter if it was Christina,
j Lowe, Taylor Swift. We only cared because Britney Spears
(12:37):
was there and she was one that did okay and listen,
Christina was on stage with Britney and Madonna, and people
still forget christ It doesn't matter who was up there.
That moment was about Brittany and Madonna and no one else.
Hate to break it here himself could have been up there.
He was Britney. This is a J and N the
Jewel News Network Live Local late breaking. We just found
(12:59):
out God is in fact Britney Spear or Snow. I'm
on location in Canada where local residents are shamelessly taking
the inflation situation into their own hands. We all know that,
at least here in the States, We've seen prices of
gas and food other things go up over the course
of the last year. We're actually just talking in studio
about how expensive eggs are at the moment. Apparently the
(13:19):
people in Canada are feeling the same stresses because according
to blog two dot com, there has been quote an
increase in social media users proudly declaring for all the
world to see that they've been shoplifting from major Canadian
grocery stores. So basically, people are not only stealing the
food because the prices are too high, they're bragging about
it on social media. One online user road, if you're
too poor to afford food in the government doesn't give
(13:40):
you any options, taking food from a corporate grocery chain
to survive doesn't sound like theft to me. And I'm
not saying stealing food is the way to go, but
I'm saying you gotta do what you gotta do, and
just don't brag about it on social media when you
can get in trouble and most likely you'll get caught
that way exactly. But you know how people do that,
I don't know. Prices are expensive about here. Fifty dollars
gets you like a case the water and some salt.
(14:03):
You know, big egg shortage. Yeah, I just learned about
that yesterday. Apparently it's like a ten dollars for a
dozen eggs right now. Oh my god. Yeah, there's never
been a better time to be vegan. Yeah, or a
better time to like really love eggs and have a
bunch at home, because now you are basically like a
million areas. Let's tell some Jewil eggs. This is the
J and N, the Jewil News Network. Remember you can
(14:24):
listen to the J and N at this same time
every single weekday morning. So congrats, suck us. We just
news yep again. Yeah. Remember you can follow the show
on social media at the Jewel Show follow us all individually.
I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met vir Mar zero zero,
I'm at benne Know, I'm at Christian Gray Snow the
Jewil Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses
only on the Jewbil Show. Lee is on the phone
(14:46):
today for War the Roses to catch a cheater. She
thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Colin might
be cheating on her. Lee, why don't you tell us
what I was going on? Okay, So Colin will disappear
for hours sometimes, um, like sometimes during the day and
like a lot at night. And I've confronted him about it,
but he says that he's like during the day he's
(15:07):
doing work stuff and then you know, catching up, and
then at night he says he likes going to the
gym better at night because it helps him decompressed for
the day. And like, I feel like that's pretty legit,
but I don't know. I just have this feeling that
he's hiding something or some someone for me, like a
real feeling in your gut. Yeah, I mean it doesn't
like everything he's saying makes sense, but I just feel
(15:29):
like that's not quite it. And there was another thing.
So the other day, Um, I don't ever snoop in
his phone, but he left the room and it left
his phone there like next to me, and it lit
up with a notification saying he had a nine pm
meeting with some woman named Megan. And then yeah, right,
and then he came back in the room. He said
(15:49):
he had to go to the gym and wanted me
back till eleven. So nine pm meeting. What kind of
meetings are happening at nine pm? Right? Right? Basically, I
mean it seems that way, Yeah, what did he say? Um, well,
I didn't confront him about it that time because I
just like I was so upset, Like I literally just
thought my heartbreak and I just couldn't, like I couldn't.
(16:12):
So I don't. I don't even know how to he's
gonna start that conversation. Um, is there anything else other
than that? I mean, that's pretty weird that he would
have a you know, a meeting with someone named Megan
or you know, meeting up with Megan and then say
he was a gym at night. Yeah, yeah, right, pretty
it's pretty weird. Yeah. I always say, if you could
feel it, then you better believe it, you know. But
(16:34):
also on the other end of things, I'm thinking, like
if he was cheating, why would he save it in
his phone? Like the actual like title of that reminder
was like meeting with Megan. I don't think if I
had like a little something going on, you think you
try to hide it. You would try to hide it, right,
But also you caught him in a lie. So I
just don't know, girl, or maybe it's the other way around,
like some people are like, well, I'm not gonna try
(16:55):
to hide extent make me look guilty. I can just say, oh, yeah,
Megan's or whatever, what does it? You know, do it
in planing site basically so that people will be like, oh,
they'd never be that bold, you know. Um, all right,
so is everything else good in the relationship though, like
it's been normal except for that. Yeah, yeah, totally, Like
everything else isn't great? Okay, yeah, so it's just it's
(17:18):
a little way just that. Okay, all right, well we
will we'll do the usual. Then you already told us
about grocery store you guys shop at, so we will
call him from there and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those flowers to you
or to Megan. I'm wondering if I'm wondering if maybe
(17:42):
like he really likes um, you don't really like flowers,
Like I may never get him died. Yeah, yeah, I
will still call from the grocery store. We're just giving
away a date night now. They have those gift cards
you know, at the grocery store. So okay, we'll do that.
Do you think that'll work? Yeah? Okay, I think so
all right, cool, Well, we'll play us. I'll come back
and then call and see if he is cheating the
War of the Roses to Catch Cheater next, you're just
(18:04):
joining us for today's War of the Roses to Catch Cheater.
Lee is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Colin might be cheating on her.
Everything has been pretty normal in the relationship, except he
goes to the gym at weird hours, so she's not
sure if he's actually going to the gym. Also, the
other day she looked at his phone, not snooping on it,
but she saw a notification on his phone that said
he had a meeting with somebody named Megan at nine
(18:26):
pm and then he went to the gym after and
didn't get back to like, what like eleven o'clock, you said, Lee, Yeah,
so that seems kind of shafy. She didn't ask him
about it because she didn't want to be lied to,
and also I didn't want to seem like she was
snooping on his phone. So we're about to call him
from the grocery store that they shop at, and normally
we do flowers. Except Lee thinks it's a better idea
because he loves movies. If we call up and say
(18:47):
that every single month we choose one rewards card. Remember
who wins a free gift card from the store and
he won a date experience, Okay, to the movies. We'll
throw on flowers too, why not. We'll say that the
flowers are like an invitation to the date. And also,
my gosh, the grocery store. You knows, the grocery stores
where they have like a whole kitchen and they have
people that cook. Actually, there's really nice grocery stores. We
just got one of those, and we're gonna make you
(19:08):
guys a beautiful candle at dinner on the new rooftop
tech we got. Oh my goodness, sweet, this is this
grocery store is amazing. All right, we'll see if um,
if he invites you or someone else. Okay, you ready? Okay, yeah,
all right, here we go. I'm gonna tell us froone
of it right now. Hello. Hi, my name is Jordan,
(19:32):
and I'm calling from grocery store and I was looking
for our rewards car. Remember named Colin? Uh yeah, this
is hello, mister Romance. Who is this? What's this about?
My name? Is Jordan. I'm calling from the grocery stores
and you probably have no idea what I'm talking about,
but congratulations, you're this most winner. Hey, guys makes them away.
I gotta winter on the phone. They're clapping for a
year in the office. We're all happy for you calling. Okay, yeah, congratulations.
(19:57):
Could you be a little more specific? Can we actually
have chefs who can prepare meals right there on the
spot for you some delicious food? Okay, okay, five star? Yeah,
it's great. So you can come in, you can order
whatever you want, they can box it up. Also, we
have a brand new rooftop dining area okay, okay, great,
And what you have one basically is a romantic evening
(20:21):
for two. We've got some movie tickets for you, and
you'll have a candlelit rooftop dinner with you and whoever
you want to invite, just the two of you up
there with candles and servers and everything else. And then, um,
you can also invite that person by sending them thirty
six long stem red roses. And it's all free. It's
just our way of saying thank you for shopping. Oh wow,
(20:41):
So okay, tho saves you money? On a date night
Hawk calling hold on, so this is this is a
dinner and then there's also a movie and attached. Yeah.
All we ask is that you just come into the
store sometime and take a gander, just look on over
at the restaurant seat which you think and would you
like to invite the person you want to bring by
sending them some flowers in a card saying Hey, I
(21:03):
got a little date night thing planned. Yeah? Yeah, I
mean that'd be kind of cute, right, Yes, I can
do that. Okay, cool, So we'll send you an email
with the other information and we can coordinate all that.
As for the person you want to invite, I can
get the information right now and get those flowers delivered
for you. Like I said, thirty six long stem red roses, beautiful. Okay. Yeah.
(21:24):
The only person like I'd probably bring with me is
my girlfriend Lee, Lee. Okay, and your last name on
that Lee? Gotcha? Okay, so I got that name in
And hey, all right, just guy the guy here? Are
you sure you want to take your girlfriend? Right? You
guys have been on plenty of dates. You got anybody
else you want to impress with the date night? Nah? Man? Sorry,
(21:48):
I could be a little bit of a dirty dog
like that sometimes. Just Lee. Yeah, I got nobody else,
like a little side piece or something that you want
to impress, you know. Nah, man, m, but you got
somebody on the side, right, I mean most of us
do what. No, Man, I'm not like that. Why are
you saying that? Well, I'm saying that because this is
(22:10):
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show. And it's The Jewel Show.
Everybody's here Surprise, and it's a radio show. Yeah, it's
a radio show. We do a segment called War of
the Roses to catch a cheater. Your girlfriend Lee is
actually on the other line listening, and she thought you
might be being a mad boy exactly, Hey, babe, what
the is this? Like, what's going on? Well? I saw
(22:30):
that notification come up on your phone about Megan. Who
is Megan? If you're not cheating on me? Okay? Uh? Megan?
Like what? Well, you keep saying you're going to the
gym at like nine pm and then you're gone for
two hours and I know that you had a notification
that set a meeting with some golding Megan. So what
is that? Who's Megan? Yeah? She said that a nine
(22:51):
pm Yeah, a nine pm meeting, and then you also
said you went to the gym after, so you didn't
get home till like eleven o'clock. And that's out in
shade all of us in studio too. Yeah, Mathy, Mathy, Wow,
I would never cheat on you, Like no, I just
I just haven't been totally truthful, Like, Okay, what are
you talking about so honestly, like I just want to
(23:15):
be honest with you, like I haven't been going to
the gym all the time? Okay, So what you been doing?
Yeah yeah, yeah, So she was right about that. She
didn't think you were going to the gym, so not
tell her where you were. Yeah, Um, like I go
to the movies, and that's really the truth. You go
(23:37):
to the movies like like on the same date. Like
what are you talking like, I don't understand. No, no,
like just by myself, that's just really the truth. Um,
So you've been lying to your girlfriend about going to
the gym, but you've been going to the movies by yourself.
Do you realize, like that does not sound legit neither
option sounds good? Yeah? Yeah right? And who's Megan? All right?
(24:03):
All right, all right, let me just back up, Like
the last couple of times, like we've gone to see movies. No,
I want to know who the Megan is? Me too?
All right, so this is actually funny. Um, I think
it to see this movie um about a murder doll
called Meg, and honestly, like you would have hated it.
(24:27):
And so I will say, I'm very sorry for lying
about it. Um Megan, Yeah, I mean everyone is talking
about that movie, I will say, but why didn't you
just and like tell her about it? I would have felt, like,
to be honest with you the last couple of times
we've gone to see movies, like maybe you either hated
(24:47):
the movie or complained about it being too long, or
just didn't enjoy going, and so like for a while
it felt like the only reason that you were going
with me was like for the snack, and like it
just kind of ruined the vibe. And like I've just
been feeling like I can't go with you anymore because
I'm constantly worried about like your feelings or like what
(25:10):
you'd be entertained by. And so I just made an
unintentional move by like going to movies by myself. What's
wrong with sacks? You go to restaurants just for dinner. Yeah,
at least she's gone with it together. It's time together. Yeah, okay,
might get it though, I get it. I died just
I really don't like the movies you do. Um, so
(25:33):
you're right, I probably do ruin the hibe. I mean,
I've I've gotten better since I've met you, and you've
never made me feel forced into going. And I really
appreciate that you didn't have to lie to me about it.
My feelings wouldn't have been heard if you wanted to
go by yourself. I don't know why you thought you
had to like hide that for me. That just made
me so uncomfortable and so suspicious, which is so unnecessary. Yeah,
(25:55):
I know, babe. I mean, I'm sorry. I guess I thought,
like you know, if I mentioned it to you, you know,
you'd be like, oh what, you don't want to be
seen with me? You don't want to go with me?
So like I just lied and said I was going
to the gym and did bad and then went to
the movies. Okay, Well, don't lie to me again. I
will understand. It's always something to talk about. We can't.
We have to be honest each other. Okay, Bibe, I'm sorry,
(26:17):
do you want to go to the movies with me tonight? No,
we can. I love you too. The Jewels Show on
demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This
(26:40):
is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four one
oh six one saying you have a dirty little secret,
so we're calling you back. Ask what your dirty little
secret is? Surprised? Wow? Wow? Oh um? Okay, yeah, totally
thank you for calling me back. What's up? Thanks answering, Yeah,
what's your dirty little secret? Well, so, my durtle secret
(27:00):
is that I've actually been in nursing school, and I'm
Before that, I was a teacher. So I've always loved
helping people and just doing, you know, really make an
impact in the world. And especially after COVID and seeing
how strong our nurses were and how strong our healthcare
workers were and how they really stepped up and pretty
much saved the world, it made me kind of gave
(27:21):
me a change of heart. And this was really something
that I was so excited to do. And and you know,
I'm very proud of myself that I've accomplished. Will not
even accomplish it, that's the part we're going to get to. Okay,
So jubil I'm going because choking, so help. Yeah, sorry,
that's why he wasn't say I'm drinking this aloe juice
(27:45):
and I got a piece of aloe stuck in my throat.
So well, maybe you can come a medical professional, you know,
I'm like over the phone, just hit, I'm really hard
on his back. Okay, what was that? Sorry? I couldn't
really hear you very well because I was coughing. What
did What did you say? Like? What you were you
getting to the secret part? You said you heard you
(28:05):
were a nurse? And then she started because of the
pandemic she liked seeing and inspired by Is that the secret? No?
So everything was was really good. Um, you know I
started off at me. I've been making some friends, and
you know, I've really loved it up until now. So
I'm at the plenty in my education where I kind
(28:28):
of have to drop shadow nurses and kind of you know,
follow them around the hospital and just backing game, hands
on experience. And this is the part where everything changed
for me. I realized that I completely hate this. I
don't want to do this. And yeah, and the reason
is that if these patients are really mean and nasty
(28:48):
and so rude to the nurses. Oh, I've heard that
maybe they're giving you the toughest patients just to get
you ready, you know, give her the worst ones first
and prepare her for the real world. Maybe they're not
that bad. No, I don't think that's what is like.
Since I've been doing this for a couple of months now,
watching and I would say, maybe I've come across one
(29:10):
or two nice patients. Everybody else has just been really nasty,
and they just treat the nurses like crap, and it's
completely made me do a three sixty in my mind.
And I actually dropped out a few days ago. Oh.
Is that your little secret though, that you dropped out? Yeah,
that is because I haven't told my friends or my
(29:31):
family at all anything yet, and they were really rooting
for me when I told him this is what I
wanted to do. They were so happy and excited for me.
So now I just don't know how to even tell
them that, Hey, I actually dropped out and this is
what's really going to fit everybody off. I've only got
three months left to graduate. Okay, did you already drop
(29:53):
out or are you thinking of dropping out? No? I
dropped out. Is it too late to go back. But listen,
I respect you doing what you feel is right. Like
you said, it's not fulfilling you. It's not what you
thought it was gonna be, so bounce. Absolutely. However, it
does pain me to think you got so close and
then maybe you could at least venture into the world
(30:13):
where I mean, I've thought about it, but the way
that I feel about it now, I really don't think
that that's the road that I want to go down. Well,
oh yeah, I'm just gonna start it. Only fans. Oh okay,
so I'll do what you gotta do. No, no nursing
only fans. Wait were you a teacher though? Can't you
just go back to that? I mean, it doesn't pay
(30:35):
as well as only fans already got the nursing outfit. Okay,
there you go, Well don't there's gonna be a new
knotty nurse only fans popping up pretty soon. Thanks for
your dirty little secret. Thank you. The Jewel Show on
demand what they've found wasn't great. It's a jewel show.
(30:56):
That is the last thing I said A few months
ago when I had to go get a colonoscopy because
I was having all kinds of issues where you get colonoscopies. Yeah,
I didn't say that on air. I did talk about
the issues that I was having and the importance of
especially men, because it's a lot of times a health
problem with guys. We need to go get a colonoscopy
(31:18):
at a certain point in our life. And really, if
you are having an issue, you need to go to
the doctor, right, I mean a lot of guys, I think,
just a lot of people. But it's kind of stereotypical
that a lot of guys don't go to the doctor
when they should and then you find things too late.
And I told everybody that I would update them on
what happened because it was like months of just pain
and all kinds of stuff. So I went to go
(31:38):
get a colonoscopy, and that phrase what they found wasn't great.
Wasn't something that I said on air. I talked about
it before I went to go get a colonoscopy. So
in case you didn't hear it, one, why don't you
listen to every single word of this shows or if
you're waiting for an update, I'll refresh your memory. So
right after I got the colonoscopy, it seemed solemn round here.
(32:00):
You know, because I was responding to Richard Sharky in teams,
which is like a chat thing. If you don't know
Microsoft teams, it's a thing they used incorporate and it's
really annoying. But anyway, but here you could ask me
something about like how it went, and I responded and
I said, yeah, um, what they found wasn't great. And
then you know, i'd come into work and I could
tell that it was just like a little like I said, solemn,
(32:22):
like people were wondering what's going on? And I never
gave anybody an update, and I realized, you know, I
should probably talk about it. And just the other day
I was in the hallway and I had a conversation
with the big boss here, right because you know, when
you work in a corporate environment and you have a
health issue or people think you're having a health issue,
they don't directly ask you because of corporate rules, right
(32:43):
like that you're supposed to keep your health private. Yeah.
I don't keep much private. So I saw our big
boss in the hallway just the other day and he's like, hey, man,
how are you doing. I haven't seen you in a while.
And I was like, I'm good and He's like, yeah,
but how are you? And I was like, I'm good.
How are you? He's like yeah, but I like how
(33:04):
are you? And I was like I'm good and you
are you gonna He kept asking me that and looking
at me kind of weird, and I was like, Oh,
the coloscopy thing, that's probably what he's thinking about, right,
And I walked away and I was like, I haven't
addressed that yet with anybody, So I would like to
(33:25):
talk about the elephant in the room and that being
my butt again or so, just to update everybody, I
did say what they found wasn't great after my colonoscopy.
What I forgot to do. What I meant to do
the next day was pay off the joke. And I
(33:49):
forgot for the last Like how long ago was that?
Five months? Yeah, I forgot for the last five months.
I literally kept meaning to get around to it. And
then I realized, wait a second, everybody probably thinks I'm
gonna die, and I haven't. I haven't paid off the joke.
When I said what they found wasn't great, I was
gonna come in the next day, but then I got distracted.
I was gonna come in the next day and say yeah,
(34:10):
what they found wasn't great. They found Nemo. Yeah, that
was literally yeah. I was just gonna make a stupid
joke and I forgot to do the punchline. I literally forgot.
I was just gonna do a jump joke. Everything was fine.
It wasn't like yeah, they said everything's fine. I've literally
(34:32):
this is the executive producer. I've literally thought about this
every week for like five months. Yeah, I'm like, what
is when he is he gonna tell us some illness?
What is happening? And then you just like and then
I think I've even mentioned it a few times and
you're like it's whatever, and then you just move on
to another thing. I'm like, holy crap, there's no answer
(34:53):
because I wanted to do a segment and then do
the joke, and then I forgot and I realized. I
was like, oh crap, everybody thinks I gonna die. All
I wanted to say was they found Nemo in my butt.
Have been like super respectful of your No, I'm and
just just wanting you to feel, you know, not pressured
(35:13):
to say anything to us, and thank you for the
long game. I love how we joke about you being late,
but you're literally five months late to your own joke.
And I had a conversation with the bus I can
see the concerns like how are you though, and I'm like, oh,
he doesn't know the Nemo joke. Nobody does. Everybody thinks
that I'm really sick right now, and no, I just
wanted to make a stupid joke. Everything was fine, though,
(35:35):
I feel great. Well, let's celebrate that fantastic hooray for
good Hell yeah, but do get checked out though. It
is important that you do get it checked It is.
And if you're gonna make a joke or their co
workers where they think you're really sick, but then you're
gonna come and be like, no, everything was fine and
you make a really bad joke about a Disney character
being in your bum bump, make sure to do the
joke otherwise everybody's gonna think you might be dying for
like five hours that part. Also, you guys have been
(36:00):
really patient with me lately, so I should have told
you that I should have kept juicing, right. I rolled
that way for the next year exactly. The Jubbil Show
on Demand
Then jubil show on demand. What is today's ridiculous Internet question?
It is this, what makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Oh?
What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? We'll start with you, Victoria.
I would say, like, if you're from America and you
don't know how many states are in America? Okay, just
(00:23):
because I feel like that you should know that. Are
there are people that don't know that? Yes, And there's
people like on TikTok that guys will go up and
like how many states are in America and people actually
guess like forty nine? Lord, how many states are there
in America? Wrong? Call us up? Eight eight eight three
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
(00:45):
one oh six one. What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Bennett?
What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Listen? Listen. I'm sorry,
but if you wear flip flops with jeans, and you
wear flip flops with jeans and rain, and you wear
flip flops in with jeans in the rain with the
winter cold, I cannot take anything that you say seriously.
(01:08):
It's all over the place. I'm sorry. Is it because
you question their intelligence with that? Or is it just years, like, man,
you don't care about it anything. That's like if someone
who's wearing flip flops with jeans in the rain, to me,
they look like someone who did They're like, whatever, dude,
I just decided not to learn. Hey, man, I'm just
wearing flip flops in the rain. That's what I do.
He signs on. I want to be like them because
(01:28):
they're unbothered who you described. In my head, it looks
like Matthew McConaughey. Honestly, that dude would definitely wear flip
flops with jeans in the rain or like that, all right,
or any like trunk or at the bar. That's like
what I get. I can't take you seriously, call us
right now. Eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one o
(01:50):
six one. What is something that makes you instantly questions
someone's intelligent? Scarrett? Yes, Hey, what what is something that
makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Oh? If somebody has
more than like three kids, Yes, that's hilarious. There's a
(02:11):
lot of people out there with more than three kids
that are very offended right out, Garrett, But that was funny.
Not only is that the best answer. We're going to
get to this question that's probably the best like our
que answer we've ever gotten. Why do you say that? Garrett? Well,
I've got two of my own kids, and I wanted
to stop after one. I don't even know how people
(02:32):
do your kids don't hear this call? Yeah, anybody with
more than two kids is like, man, I feel like, yeah,
I am dumb. I'm sorry. I was thinking, why did
I do that? Call us eight eight eight three, four
three one or six one? What is something that makes
you instantly question someone's intelligence? Ricky, sir? What makes you
(02:53):
instantly question somebody's intelligence? Okay, get an intersection and the
light green. Nobody willant to go when life is rant.
Everybody warns it. What intersections you're going at least three
or four times a week. Yes, you know what you
(03:14):
gotta do, Ricky. This is what I do. I like
to herd people. I heard cars. So if I'm like
way back, even if I'm like all the way the
last car, as soon as the light turns green, I
just hank because it just gets everybody's head up. They
just go and nobody knows who hanks, right, It's just
me in the back. I honk just to get every attention,
they'll go a lot quicker for you, Ricky, that makes sense, appreciate,
(03:38):
I have a good one eight eight three, four three
one six one text in four one oh six one.
What is something that makes you instantly question someone's intelligence?
Christian Grace? I have five thanks Number one. People who
don't know how to properly use your and your you
know you are and your like how old are we?
Let's go back to second. Great worst part though, is
when that happened, because I feel the same way right
(04:00):
And let's say you're in an argument on social media
and you're going back and forth with somebody and then
you realize that you type so fast you accidentally did that.
You go back, You're like, well I just lost that argument.
You delete your whole Instagram account on the same note, There,
there and there drives me insane, like I'm sorry. I've
gotten like professional emails from people before where they have
(04:22):
no idea the which form of there to use, and
I'm like, okay, what's going on? That's number two? Number three.
I'm sorry. Anybody who wants to argue on the vocal
part of the Taylor Swift argument that she's good vocally, Yes,
I will. I will give you the song credit and
artistry all day vocals. Absolutely not moving on, not how
this argument. Number four Trump fans, sorry, buy a media out.
(04:45):
And then number five people who don't get my memes,
Like when I post a meme and it's like, oh,
me thinking about something, and they're like, no, but that's
Kim Kardashian in the picture. That's not you. It's like,
that's the point. It's supposed to be a me, you know,
like I'm talking about how I feel about in other words,
Christian questions. A lot of people today, really many people.
I get along with the Jewil Show on demand. It's
(05:09):
another Jewbil phone frame morning. Hello, Hi, I was looking
for Holly. This is her? Hello Holly, Hi? Who is
that Hi? Yeah, no, you don't because you don't know me.
(05:32):
Well you do know me, but you don't know me.
Oh okay, I'm the person. I'm the person who owns
the RAV four that you maliciously attacked the other day
in the parking lot. Maliciously attacked. Oh are you gonna
play dumb? You're gonna act like you don't know what
I'm talking about? No? I think I think I know
what you're talking about? What am I talking about? That?
(05:56):
What am I talking? I understand? Yeah, Like when I
was in the parking lot, my cart slid into someone's car.
I guess yours, and from what I saw, it was
just like a tiny ding slid into someone's car. Your
cart slid. Whatever it is. To take care of the damages.
If you need me to pay for it, I got you.
How did your car? How did I have a question
(06:16):
for you? How did your cart slide into my car?
Last time I checked, the carts at the grocery store
have wheels on them when they've rolled. It rolled, it
rolled into my car. Your car, the damage that was done,
I wouldn't be surprised if it slid, if you chucked
it across the parking lot right at my car. Why
did you do that? I didn't Why would anyone mean
to do that? Why do you see these robbed banks? Well,
I guess to get money, but oh okay, here's a
(06:38):
better one. Why does Madonna still do TikTok? I don't
know why people do what they do, but either way,
I know that you destroyed my car with a cart
the other day at the grocery store parking lot. And
then you fled the scene of the crime. It destroyed
your car. Are you okay? What are the damages? Well,
you saw them, didn't you. You tell me? Okay, just
tell me how much I owe you, and what's your address.
(07:00):
I'll just send you a check. Or do you have
a venmo or something? What is it like, fifty bucks?
You need fifty bucks? Okay? Um? No, I do have
a bill though, and I would like to know if
you want me to go through your entrance company or
go directly to you. Oh my god, you've got to
be set in me. That's exactly what I said. When
I walked out and I saw my car was dingo,
(07:24):
I saw you. I actually saw you pulling away after
you dinged my car. I was walking. I went in
there to get some bagels and some cream cheese, and
I also got some natural peanut butter, and I was
walking out and then I saw it ding right on
the back of my rat flour. And then I saw
you get in your car and drive off, and it
looked like you were laughing the time. Why didn't you
stop me then, because what it sounds like to me
(07:44):
if I dinged your car and then you went home
and created more damage to make it look like I
did that. Are you just trying to Oh? Okay, how
did you know there was more damage? How did you
know there was more damage? You told me that I
destroyed your car? You did that? Sounds pretty apocalyptic, man.
That sounds like you like your car. Guessing a criminal
(08:05):
like you doesn't have insurance to ride dirty. So I
have insurance and they'll fight for me. Would you like
me to go through them? Then no, I'm not going
to deal with all that drama. Just tell me how
much I owe you. Okay, fine, I'll tell you how much.
Send you the money. I will tell you how much
you owe me for destroying my vehicle and the parking
lot the other day with the grocery cart. Okay, what's
(08:26):
the damage? The damage? Okay, it's not that bad. It's
only four thousand, five hundred and seventy two dollars and
thirty US prove it. You are out of your mind.
There is no way that my cart just barely tapping
your vehicle. It's four thousand dollars worth of vah. Okay,
all it was. A passenger's side mirror was broken, completely
broken off, the back window was broken, and there was
(08:50):
feces in my back seat. That sounds like a personal
problem because I didn't do any of that. I don't
know what the hell you're talking about. So you're gonna
tell me that I broke my own side mirror off,
broke the back window, and then I took a massive
steamer in the back seat. You're gonna tell me I
did that. Somebody did and it wasn't me. I did it.
Was not me? I did it? What? Yeah, I did it?
(09:13):
Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband. Darren set
you up. Gotcha, God, he said that you ding somebody's
car in the parking lot with your grocery car the
other day, and we're worried they're gonna call you with
a bow. Oh my god. That is not funny, but
(09:33):
it's also really it's pretty hilarious. The Jewel Show on Demand.
Anybody speak a different language, Spanish, a different language than that.
A French count us down in French? Bennett from TA
what is that? Three? Okay? Own? He could be lying
(09:58):
though we don't even know the JNN. The Jewel News
That Worked for Thursday, January nineteenth, twenty twenty three. This
is JNN where we give you news. Maybe I'm Jewel Fresh.
And would you say you're more productive in the morning
or afternoon? Neither That's very true. If you said afternoon,
(10:24):
you're a liar. At least. According to a new poll,
the average office worker is most productive at ten twenty
two am, and then it's all downhill. Okay, yep. Apparently
we had our first big slump at one twenty seven
pm and then another one at two o six pm.
And it also found that we feel more drained on
Mondays and Fridays. Well, I get that, Yeah, definitely Mondays.
(10:47):
Nobody likes Mondays. Everybody, Yeah, we feel happy it's Friday
because it's almost the weekend. The worst day is Tuesday
because there's nothing to say about it. It's like, you know,
if you're gonna be something either we loved or hated.
That's what I say. Everybody hates Monday. Wednesday's hump day.
Thursday is yeah, it's almost Friday. Friday's yea is Friday? Nobody, Well,
I guess you have Taco Tuesday. Oh oh yeah, Tuesday.
(11:09):
That and you're like Tomorrow's halfway through the week. Ye
Tuesday just kind of an average. When you're celebrating Tuesday,
you're really hanging on to like nothing else. You're really
trying to be positive. How you doing today? Bill? That
just celebrating Tuesday? Jay and then the Jewel News Network.
This edition of Jayann is sponsored by Marv's Carpentry. If
(11:30):
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for our next door Listen done over to Ben. Hey, Hey,
it's been at the ant is dragging jay Loo after
commenting on Britney Spears and Madonna's infamous kiss at the
(11:52):
two thousand MTV Oh two thousand, that was great to say, Yeah,
two thousand MTV Video Music Awards. Listen, I've dropped this
gem before, but jay Loo, she was supposed to be
part of the performance and she's doing some promo right now,
so she's talking about it. She was like, I was
doing a movie in Canada and I met up with
Madonna and Brittany. We were supposed to practice at her House,
but I just had so much going on with my
movie that they replaced me with Christina Aguilera. And I
(12:15):
don't know why she gets so much hate, but people
are not happy. Someone said, if pick me had a face.
Someone else said she also was asked to do the
Whitney Houston tribute, but that never happened. Well, you know,
she doesn't have any vocal ability anyway. But I just
want to say, it doesn't matter if it was Christina,
j Lowe, Taylor Swift. We only cared because Britney Spears
(12:37):
was there and she was one that did okay and listen,
Christina was on stage with Britney and Madonna, and people
still forget christ It doesn't matter who was up there.
That moment was about Brittany and Madonna and no one else.
Hate to break it here himself could have been up there.
He was Britney. This is a J and N the
Jewel News Network Live Local late breaking. We just found
(12:59):
out God is in fact Britney Spear or Snow. I'm
on location in Canada where local residents are shamelessly taking
the inflation situation into their own hands. We all know that,
at least here in the States, We've seen prices of
gas and food other things go up over the course
of the last year. We're actually just talking in studio
about how expensive eggs are at the moment. Apparently the
(13:19):
people in Canada are feeling the same stresses because according
to blog two dot com, there has been quote an
increase in social media users proudly declaring for all the
world to see that they've been shoplifting from major Canadian
grocery stores. So basically, people are not only stealing the
food because the prices are too high, they're bragging about
it on social media. One online user road, if you're
too poor to afford food in the government doesn't give
(13:40):
you any options, taking food from a corporate grocery chain
to survive doesn't sound like theft to me. And I'm
not saying stealing food is the way to go, but
I'm saying you gotta do what you gotta do, and
just don't brag about it on social media when you
can get in trouble and most likely you'll get caught
that way exactly. But you know how people do that,
I don't know. Prices are expensive about here. Fifty dollars
gets you like a case the water and some salt.
(14:03):
You know, big egg shortage. Yeah, I just learned about
that yesterday. Apparently it's like a ten dollars for a
dozen eggs right now. Oh my god. Yeah, there's never
been a better time to be vegan. Yeah, or a
better time to like really love eggs and have a
bunch at home, because now you are basically like a
million areas. Let's tell some Jewil eggs. This is the
J and N, the Jewil News Network. Remember you can
(14:24):
listen to the J and N at this same time
every single weekday morning. So congrats, suck us. We just
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I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met vir Mar zero zero,
I'm at benne Know, I'm at Christian Gray Snow the
Jewil Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses
only on the Jewbil Show. Lee is on the phone
(14:46):
today for War the Roses to catch a cheater. She
thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Colin might
be cheating on her. Lee, why don't you tell us
what I was going on? Okay, So Colin will disappear
for hours sometimes, um, like sometimes during the day and
like a lot at night. And I've confronted him about it,
but he says that he's like during the day he's
(15:07):
doing work stuff and then you know, catching up, and
then at night he says he likes going to the
gym better at night because it helps him decompressed for
the day. And like, I feel like that's pretty legit,
but I don't know. I just have this feeling that
he's hiding something or some someone for me, like a
real feeling in your gut. Yeah, I mean it doesn't
like everything he's saying makes sense, but I just feel
(15:29):
like that's not quite it. And there was another thing.
So the other day, Um, I don't ever snoop in
his phone, but he left the room and it left
his phone there like next to me, and it lit
up with a notification saying he had a nine pm
meeting with some woman named Megan. And then yeah, right,
and then he came back in the room. He said
(15:49):
he had to go to the gym and wanted me
back till eleven. So nine pm meeting. What kind of
meetings are happening at nine pm? Right? Right? Basically, I
mean it seems that way, Yeah, what did he say? Um, well,
I didn't confront him about it that time because I
just like I was so upset, Like I literally just
thought my heartbreak and I just couldn't, like I couldn't.
(16:12):
So I don't. I don't even know how to he's
gonna start that conversation. Um, is there anything else other
than that? I mean, that's pretty weird that he would
have a you know, a meeting with someone named Megan
or you know, meeting up with Megan and then say
he was a gym at night. Yeah, yeah, right, pretty
it's pretty weird. Yeah. I always say, if you could
feel it, then you better believe it, you know. But
(16:34):
also on the other end of things, I'm thinking, like
if he was cheating, why would he save it in
his phone? Like the actual like title of that reminder
was like meeting with Megan. I don't think if I
had like a little something going on, you think you
try to hide it. You would try to hide it, right,
But also you caught him in a lie. So I
just don't know, girl, or maybe it's the other way around,
like some people are like, well, I'm not gonna try
(16:55):
to hide extent make me look guilty. I can just say, oh, yeah,
Megan's or whatever, what does it? You know, do it
in planing site basically so that people will be like, oh,
they'd never be that bold, you know. Um, all right,
so is everything else good in the relationship though, like
it's been normal except for that. Yeah, yeah, totally, Like
everything else isn't great? Okay, yeah, so it's just it's
(17:18):
a little way just that. Okay, all right, well we
will we'll do the usual. Then you already told us
about grocery store you guys shop at, so we will
call him from there and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those flowers to you
or to Megan. I'm wondering if I'm wondering if maybe
(17:42):
like he really likes um, you don't really like flowers,
Like I may never get him died. Yeah, yeah, I
will still call from the grocery store. We're just giving
away a date night now. They have those gift cards
you know, at the grocery store. So okay, we'll do that.
Do you think that'll work? Yeah? Okay, I think so
all right, cool, Well, we'll play us. I'll come back
and then call and see if he is cheating the
War of the Roses to Catch Cheater next, you're just
(18:04):
joining us for today's War of the Roses to Catch Cheater.
Lee is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Colin might be cheating on her.
Everything has been pretty normal in the relationship, except he
goes to the gym at weird hours, so she's not
sure if he's actually going to the gym. Also, the
other day she looked at his phone, not snooping on it,
but she saw a notification on his phone that said
he had a meeting with somebody named Megan at nine
(18:26):
pm and then he went to the gym after and
didn't get back to like, what like eleven o'clock, you said, Lee, Yeah,
so that seems kind of shafy. She didn't ask him
about it because she didn't want to be lied to,
and also I didn't want to seem like she was
snooping on his phone. So we're about to call him
from the grocery store that they shop at, and normally
we do flowers. Except Lee thinks it's a better idea
because he loves movies. If we call up and say
(18:47):
that every single month we choose one rewards card. Remember
who wins a free gift card from the store and
he won a date experience, Okay, to the movies. We'll
throw on flowers too, why not. We'll say that the
flowers are like an invitation to the date. And also,
my gosh, the grocery store. You knows, the grocery stores
where they have like a whole kitchen and they have
people that cook. Actually, there's really nice grocery stores. We
just got one of those, and we're gonna make you
(19:08):
guys a beautiful candle at dinner on the new rooftop
tech we got. Oh my goodness, sweet, this is this
grocery store is amazing. All right, we'll see if um,
if he invites you or someone else. Okay, you ready? Okay, yeah,
all right, here we go. I'm gonna tell us froone
of it right now. Hello. Hi, my name is Jordan,
(19:32):
and I'm calling from grocery store and I was looking
for our rewards car. Remember named Colin? Uh yeah, this
is hello, mister Romance. Who is this? What's this about?
My name? Is Jordan. I'm calling from the grocery stores
and you probably have no idea what I'm talking about,
but congratulations, you're this most winner. Hey, guys makes them away.
I gotta winter on the phone. They're clapping for a
year in the office. We're all happy for you calling. Okay, yeah, congratulations.
(19:57):
Could you be a little more specific? Can we actually
have chefs who can prepare meals right there on the
spot for you some delicious food? Okay, okay, five star? Yeah,
it's great. So you can come in, you can order
whatever you want, they can box it up. Also, we
have a brand new rooftop dining area okay, okay, great,
And what you have one basically is a romantic evening
(20:21):
for two. We've got some movie tickets for you, and
you'll have a candlelit rooftop dinner with you and whoever
you want to invite, just the two of you up
there with candles and servers and everything else. And then, um,
you can also invite that person by sending them thirty
six long stem red roses. And it's all free. It's
just our way of saying thank you for shopping. Oh wow,
(20:41):
So okay, tho saves you money? On a date night
Hawk calling hold on, so this is this is a
dinner and then there's also a movie and attached. Yeah.
All we ask is that you just come into the
store sometime and take a gander, just look on over
at the restaurant seat which you think and would you
like to invite the person you want to bring by
sending them some flowers in a card saying Hey, I
(21:03):
got a little date night thing planned. Yeah? Yeah, I
mean that'd be kind of cute, right, Yes, I can
do that. Okay, cool, So we'll send you an email
with the other information and we can coordinate all that.
As for the person you want to invite, I can
get the information right now and get those flowers delivered
for you. Like I said, thirty six long stem red roses, beautiful. Okay. Yeah.
(21:24):
The only person like I'd probably bring with me is
my girlfriend Lee, Lee. Okay, and your last name on
that Lee? Gotcha? Okay, so I got that name in
And hey, all right, just guy the guy here? Are
you sure you want to take your girlfriend? Right? You
guys have been on plenty of dates. You got anybody
else you want to impress with the date night? Nah? Man? Sorry,
(21:48):
I could be a little bit of a dirty dog
like that sometimes. Just Lee. Yeah, I got nobody else,
like a little side piece or something that you want
to impress, you know. Nah, man, m, but you got
somebody on the side, right, I mean most of us
do what. No, Man, I'm not like that. Why are
you saying that? Well, I'm saying that because this is
(22:10):
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show. And it's The Jewel Show.
Everybody's here Surprise, and it's a radio show. Yeah, it's
a radio show. We do a segment called War of
the Roses to catch a cheater. Your girlfriend Lee is
actually on the other line listening, and she thought you
might be being a mad boy exactly, Hey, babe, what
the is this? Like, what's going on? Well? I saw
(22:30):
that notification come up on your phone about Megan. Who
is Megan? If you're not cheating on me? Okay? Uh? Megan?
Like what? Well, you keep saying you're going to the
gym at like nine pm and then you're gone for
two hours and I know that you had a notification
that set a meeting with some golding Megan. So what
is that? Who's Megan? Yeah? She said that a nine
(22:51):
pm Yeah, a nine pm meeting, and then you also
said you went to the gym after, so you didn't
get home till like eleven o'clock. And that's out in
shade all of us in studio too. Yeah, Mathy, Mathy, Wow,
I would never cheat on you, Like no, I just
I just haven't been totally truthful, Like, Okay, what are
you talking about so honestly, like I just want to
(23:15):
be honest with you, like I haven't been going to
the gym all the time? Okay, So what you been doing?
Yeah yeah, yeah, So she was right about that. She
didn't think you were going to the gym, so not
tell her where you were. Yeah, Um, like I go
to the movies, and that's really the truth. You go
(23:37):
to the movies like like on the same date. Like
what are you talking like, I don't understand. No, no,
like just by myself, that's just really the truth. Um,
So you've been lying to your girlfriend about going to
the gym, but you've been going to the movies by yourself.
Do you realize, like that does not sound legit neither
option sounds good? Yeah? Yeah right? And who's Megan? All right?
(24:03):
All right, all right, let me just back up, Like
the last couple of times, like we've gone to see movies. No,
I want to know who the Megan is? Me too?
All right, so this is actually funny. Um, I think
it to see this movie um about a murder doll
called Meg, and honestly, like you would have hated it.
(24:27):
And so I will say, I'm very sorry for lying
about it. Um Megan, Yeah, I mean everyone is talking
about that movie, I will say, but why didn't you
just and like tell her about it? I would have felt, like,
to be honest with you the last couple of times
we've gone to see movies, like maybe you either hated
(24:47):
the movie or complained about it being too long, or
just didn't enjoy going, and so like for a while
it felt like the only reason that you were going
with me was like for the snack, and like it
just kind of ruined the vibe. And like I've just
been feeling like I can't go with you anymore because
I'm constantly worried about like your feelings or like what
(25:10):
you'd be entertained by. And so I just made an
unintentional move by like going to movies by myself. What's
wrong with sacks? You go to restaurants just for dinner. Yeah,
at least she's gone with it together. It's time together. Yeah, okay,
might get it though, I get it. I died just
I really don't like the movies you do. Um, so
(25:33):
you're right, I probably do ruin the hibe. I mean,
I've I've gotten better since I've met you, and you've
never made me feel forced into going. And I really
appreciate that you didn't have to lie to me about it.
My feelings wouldn't have been heard if you wanted to
go by yourself. I don't know why you thought you
had to like hide that for me. That just made
me so uncomfortable and so suspicious, which is so unnecessary. Yeah,
(25:55):
I know, babe. I mean, I'm sorry. I guess I thought,
like you know, if I mentioned it to you, you know,
you'd be like, oh what, you don't want to be
seen with me? You don't want to go with me?
So like I just lied and said I was going
to the gym and did bad and then went to
the movies. Okay, Well, don't lie to me again. I
will understand. It's always something to talk about. We can't.
We have to be honest each other. Okay, Bibe, I'm sorry,
(26:17):
do you want to go to the movies with me tonight? No,
we can. I love you too. The Jewels Show on
demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This
(26:40):
is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four one
oh six one saying you have a dirty little secret,
so we're calling you back. Ask what your dirty little
secret is? Surprised? Wow? Wow? Oh um? Okay, yeah, totally
thank you for calling me back. What's up? Thanks answering, Yeah,
what's your dirty little secret? Well, so, my durtle secret
(27:00):
is that I've actually been in nursing school, and I'm
Before that, I was a teacher. So I've always loved
helping people and just doing, you know, really make an
impact in the world. And especially after COVID and seeing
how strong our nurses were and how strong our healthcare
workers were and how they really stepped up and pretty
much saved the world, it made me kind of gave
(27:21):
me a change of heart. And this was really something
that I was so excited to do. And and you know,
I'm very proud of myself that I've accomplished. Will not
even accomplish it, that's the part we're going to get to. Okay,
So jubil I'm going because choking, so help. Yeah, sorry,
that's why he wasn't say I'm drinking this aloe juice
(27:45):
and I got a piece of aloe stuck in my throat.
So well, maybe you can come a medical professional, you know,
I'm like over the phone, just hit, I'm really hard
on his back. Okay, what was that? Sorry? I couldn't
really hear you very well because I was coughing. What
did What did you say? Like? What you were you
getting to the secret part? You said you heard you
(28:05):
were a nurse? And then she started because of the
pandemic she liked seeing and inspired by Is that the secret? No?
So everything was was really good. Um, you know I
started off at me. I've been making some friends, and
you know, I've really loved it up until now. So
I'm at the plenty in my education where I kind
(28:28):
of have to drop shadow nurses and kind of you know,
follow them around the hospital and just backing game, hands
on experience. And this is the part where everything changed
for me. I realized that I completely hate this. I
don't want to do this. And yeah, and the reason
is that if these patients are really mean and nasty
(28:48):
and so rude to the nurses. Oh, I've heard that
maybe they're giving you the toughest patients just to get
you ready, you know, give her the worst ones first
and prepare her for the real world. Maybe they're not
that bad. No, I don't think that's what is like.
Since I've been doing this for a couple of months now,
watching and I would say, maybe I've come across one
(29:10):
or two nice patients. Everybody else has just been really nasty,
and they just treat the nurses like crap, and it's
completely made me do a three sixty in my mind.
And I actually dropped out a few days ago. Oh.
Is that your little secret though, that you dropped out? Yeah,
that is because I haven't told my friends or my
(29:31):
family at all anything yet, and they were really rooting
for me when I told him this is what I
wanted to do. They were so happy and excited for me.
So now I just don't know how to even tell
them that, Hey, I actually dropped out and this is
what's really going to fit everybody off. I've only got
three months left to graduate. Okay, did you already drop
(29:53):
out or are you thinking of dropping out? No? I
dropped out. Is it too late to go back. But listen,
I respect you doing what you feel is right. Like
you said, it's not fulfilling you. It's not what you
thought it was gonna be, so bounce. Absolutely. However, it
does pain me to think you got so close and
then maybe you could at least venture into the world
(30:13):
where I mean, I've thought about it, but the way
that I feel about it now, I really don't think
that that's the road that I want to go down. Well,
oh yeah, I'm just gonna start it. Only fans. Oh okay,
so I'll do what you gotta do. No, no nursing
only fans. Wait were you a teacher though? Can't you
just go back to that? I mean, it doesn't pay
(30:35):
as well as only fans already got the nursing outfit. Okay,
there you go, Well don't there's gonna be a new
knotty nurse only fans popping up pretty soon. Thanks for
your dirty little secret. Thank you. The Jewel Show on
demand what they've found wasn't great. It's a jewel show.
(30:56):
That is the last thing I said A few months
ago when I had to go get a colonoscopy because
I was having all kinds of issues where you get colonoscopies. Yeah,
I didn't say that on air. I did talk about
the issues that I was having and the importance of
especially men, because it's a lot of times a health
problem with guys. We need to go get a colonoscopy
(31:18):
at a certain point in our life. And really, if
you are having an issue, you need to go to
the doctor, right, I mean a lot of guys, I think,
just a lot of people. But it's kind of stereotypical
that a lot of guys don't go to the doctor
when they should and then you find things too late.
And I told everybody that I would update them on
what happened because it was like months of just pain
and all kinds of stuff. So I went to go
(31:38):
get a colonoscopy, and that phrase what they found wasn't great.
Wasn't something that I said on air. I talked about
it before I went to go get a colonoscopy. So
in case you didn't hear it, one, why don't you
listen to every single word of this shows or if
you're waiting for an update, I'll refresh your memory. So
right after I got the colonoscopy, it seemed solemn round here.
(32:00):
You know, because I was responding to Richard Sharky in teams,
which is like a chat thing. If you don't know
Microsoft teams, it's a thing they used incorporate and it's
really annoying. But anyway, but here you could ask me
something about like how it went, and I responded and
I said, yeah, um, what they found wasn't great. And
then you know, i'd come into work and I could
tell that it was just like a little like I said, solemn,
(32:22):
like people were wondering what's going on? And I never
gave anybody an update, and I realized, you know, I
should probably talk about it. And just the other day
I was in the hallway and I had a conversation
with the big boss here, right because you know, when
you work in a corporate environment and you have a
health issue or people think you're having a health issue,
they don't directly ask you because of corporate rules, right
(32:43):
like that you're supposed to keep your health private. Yeah.
I don't keep much private. So I saw our big
boss in the hallway just the other day and he's like, hey, man,
how are you doing. I haven't seen you in a while.
And I was like, I'm good and He's like, yeah,
but how are you? And I was like, I'm good.
How are you? He's like yeah, but I like how
(33:04):
are you? And I was like I'm good and you
are you gonna He kept asking me that and looking
at me kind of weird, and I was like, Oh,
the coloscopy thing, that's probably what he's thinking about, right,
And I walked away and I was like, I haven't
addressed that yet with anybody, So I would like to
(33:25):
talk about the elephant in the room and that being
my butt again or so, just to update everybody, I
did say what they found wasn't great after my colonoscopy.
What I forgot to do. What I meant to do
the next day was pay off the joke. And I
(33:49):
forgot for the last Like how long ago was that?
Five months? Yeah, I forgot for the last five months.
I literally kept meaning to get around to it. And
then I realized, wait a second, everybody probably thinks I'm
gonna die, and I haven't. I haven't paid off the joke.
When I said what they found wasn't great, I was
gonna come in the next day, but then I got distracted.
I was gonna come in the next day and say yeah,
(34:10):
what they found wasn't great. They found Nemo. Yeah, that
was literally yeah. I was just gonna make a stupid
joke and I forgot to do the punchline. I literally forgot.
I was just gonna do a jump joke. Everything was fine.
It wasn't like yeah, they said everything's fine. I've literally
(34:32):
this is the executive producer. I've literally thought about this
every week for like five months. Yeah, I'm like, what
is when he is he gonna tell us some illness?
What is happening? And then you just like and then
I think I've even mentioned it a few times and
you're like it's whatever, and then you just move on
to another thing. I'm like, holy crap, there's no answer
(34:53):
because I wanted to do a segment and then do
the joke, and then I forgot and I realized. I
was like, oh crap, everybody thinks I gonna die. All
I wanted to say was they found Nemo in my butt.
Have been like super respectful of your No, I'm and
just just wanting you to feel, you know, not pressured
(35:13):
to say anything to us, and thank you for the
long game. I love how we joke about you being late,
but you're literally five months late to your own joke.
And I had a conversation with the bus I can
see the concerns like how are you though, and I'm like, oh,
he doesn't know the Nemo joke. Nobody does. Everybody thinks
that I'm really sick right now, and no, I just
wanted to make a stupid joke. Everything was fine, though,
(35:35):
I feel great. Well, let's celebrate that fantastic hooray for
good Hell yeah, but do get checked out though. It
is important that you do get it checked It is.
And if you're gonna make a joke or their co
workers where they think you're really sick, but then you're
gonna come and be like, no, everything was fine and
you make a really bad joke about a Disney character
being in your bum bump, make sure to do the
joke otherwise everybody's gonna think you might be dying for
like five hours that part. Also, you guys have been
(36:00):
really patient with me lately, so I should have told
you that I should have kept juicing, right. I rolled
that way for the next year exactly. The Jubbil Show
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