October 31, 2022 • 37 mins
The Jubal Show kicks of this week with a special Halloween episode! And Why is Alex Fresh giving Khloe Kardashian a standing ovation??
The Jubal Show go over which Halloween costumes they believe should be retired in this Ridiculous Internet Question, Jubal Fresh pranks a family on what fun party he is planning at Airbnb they booked in this Phone Prank, Jubal Fresh reports on how we are all about to get ghosted in this Jubal News Network, the whole room get shocked by what we are hearing in this First Date Follow Up, and one of our listeners may have almost gotten abducted by a UFO!
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The Jubal Show go over which Halloween costumes they believe should be retired in this Ridiculous Internet Question, Jubal Fresh pranks a family on what fun party he is planning at Airbnb they booked in this Phone Prank, Jubal Fresh reports on how we are all about to get ghosted in this Jubal News Network, the whole room get shocked by what we are hearing in this First Date Follow Up, and one of our listeners may have almost gotten abducted by a UFO!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jebel Show on Demand. One Halloween costume should be retired, Parker,
what's up anything to do with superheroes? Okay, I'm like done.
Like it's like, dude, you're not Spider Man, You're not Superman.
I'm on board. Let it go, dude, I am so tired.
It's like the most hackneyed sort of just been done
a billion times already. I agree. I think that some
(00:22):
of the costumes themselves can be kind of cool, or
people go all off for a superhero costume. It's like,
whoa crazy? You spend a lot of money for a
very little returnial But but it is the most hack
thing you can do because there's always at least a
few big superhero movies every year, and it usually is
one of the biggest costumes. Like everybody's gonna dress up
(00:42):
as what's the one that everybody still dresses up as
they un Harley Quinn. Yeah, that's it exactly. Man, It's
like everybody's dressed like that. It's like that would have
been my ant. Yeah, definitely, well defending everyone, Yeah, thanks
very hands. Call us up eight at eighty three four
three one oh six one text and four one oh
six one. It is ridiculous Internet Questions, the world's most
(01:04):
exciting game show, where we ask you the question that
everybody's talking about on the dot coms today. And of
course Halloween is upon us, and so everybody's dressing up
and Harley Quinn is a costume that I think has
been way overdone. When we said that, Richard Sharkey, who
is one of our producers and who is obviously a
Harley Quinn fan, is very upset about that. We calls
(01:25):
up eighty day three four three, one oh six one.
What Halloween costume do you think it should be retired? Hey, Tyler? Hello, Hello,
Hello Tyler. What Halloween costume do you think should be retired?
I think the sex the sexy police officer needs to go.
It's time for it to be retired. How about just
don't say it? Don't okay, I won't anything with sexy
(01:48):
in the name. I was Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I won't say it. Then I'll let you say, well,
we'll hold on a second and we'll get to that
just a second. But you're saying the sexy police officer
needs to be retired. Yes, it needs to go. It's
time for it, all right? It is I agree with
that one too? Calls up eighty eight three four three
one oh six one eighty eight three four three one
oh six one. What Halloween costume should be retired? Hey, Alex,
(02:09):
just a question? What is your answer? Well, I mean
somebody like Harley Quin was gonna be my first one,
but that was kind of generic. But then I was like,
well anything was sexy the name, and then you almost
just still get it. I did any making an occupation sexy?
That seems to be the standard stock thing you know
that women always do around. Well, guys are the same
kind of sexy, but you know most women they'll just
find whatever occupation and throw some fish nets on it,
(02:31):
and then all of a sudden, like I'm a sexy
gas station attendant for Halloween. It's like, no, you just
worked out a gas station, You got off work and
came to this party and then put on some fish
nets and now you're just making up a costume. Calls
up eight to eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question is what Halloween
costumes should be retired? Victoria, I want to say the
(02:52):
Risky Business costume. I still like it, though it's like
an easy costume. I don't know what that looks like.
The Risky Business where they're's not a move. Yeah, it's
where they're in the white button up with the white
ty whities. Yeah, socks with glasses. Grab a picture for
Alex to see right now, so you can see it,
because you probably have seen it, because you're probably people
have been doing that costume since that movie, which I
think came out in nineteen forty two. Yeah, probably not,
(03:15):
it's a old movie, but people have been doing the
Risky Business costume for a long time. Calls up eight
to eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. It's
ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question is what Halloween costume
should be retired? Hey, Michael, what's up? What's up? Bro?
Not much? What what Halloween costume do you think should
be retired? Michael? The Tiger King? Oh, the Tiger Game, Yeah,
(03:38):
I think so. The dude's been in prison out for
a while, and that's weird. He made a line of costumes,
like you know, the Tiger King costume, Well, it was
in jail that's funny. And then what's the lady's name, Carol?
Carol Basking Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there are couples and
once Tiger Kaing and once Carol. They're not friends up. Yeah,
I'm not going any I'm just not going to any
(03:59):
Halloween parties or I'm not going anywhere for Halloween. I'm
just not going to be there, and I'm going as
Carol Baskin's ex husband eight three four three one o
six one. What Halloween costumes should be retired? Hey, Pam? Yes,
what Halloween costumes should be retired? The screen masking costume?
(04:21):
Oh yeah, if a movie has been out for more
than ten years, I don't think you should be dressing
up for that as Halloween anymore. I think after ten
years it's done. Yeah. No. And my son is nine
and a half and he's like, I have to be
this this year. And I'm like, you've ever watched the movie?
Like nine and Halvey wants to be the Scream costume? Yeah,
(04:43):
you watched a lot of YouTube? Huh? Would all? They
will come out with all different colors, Like there's a
mask that silver, that's the one he picked, there's blue, purple.
I'm like this is not even the og style. Well, like,
I'm thinking, is there something on YouTube that we don't
that you? Like, you haven't seen that he's into out
And it might be that what does Arry mask? Maybe
he doesn't know from the wee screams what I'm saying.
Either way, Yes, I think if it moves it out
(05:04):
for more than ten years, it should definitely be retired.
Calls up eighty eight three four three one six one
eighty eight three four three one o six one. Hey April,
what Halloween costume do you think should be retired? Um?
The Playboy Bernie? Yeah, anything was sexy in the name anything.
Let's just retire sexy this Halloween. Let's just make this
Halloween not sexy. How about that We're getting rid of
(05:24):
sexy in this Halloween. He's like, I don't know, creative
the Jewbil show on demand, it's another Jewbil phone frame
Day Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hell, I was looking for Brian. Yeah,
this is Brian. Who am I talking? Hey Brian? How
(05:46):
are you bro? My name is Paul donkler Um. You
can call me donk if you want to this. My
friends called me. I'm calling from the Airbnb that you
rented and you gotta stay coming up in a couple
of days. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to good Yeah.
Sorry to call you on your phone this early, but um,
I haven't seen the forms from you, so like, I
want to make sure we get all that figured out
before you come stay here, because um, once you're up here,
(06:08):
are not gonna be able to get it done. It's easy.
So okay, I think we filed out everything on the
Airbnb website. Yo. No, they're specific, like you're supposed to
send us specific things that you wanted in the house.
So okay, I'm not sure what you're talking about that's
on the listing. They're like an attachment there. Oh yeah, Like, um,
you know it's a full party experience and so like
(06:28):
if you read the listing, you should have sent us
like what kind of alcohol you want when to have
the DJ there? Um, how many people are gonna be
saying there, my wife and I just had a baby. Yeah, well,
so that's probably why you need to go a little
freaky for the weekend, right because like it's been a while,
you know, I got the baby all out of the picture,
and no, there was no form to fill out for
an out for alcohol or a DJ. I'm not sure
(06:50):
what you're talking about. Well, okay, I'm confused though. Are
you with the company or not? Like I mean, I'm
calling you, but maybe you should be talking to them,
like for everybody else, like they gave me the stuff,
but for you, I don't have it, and then I
forgot I would just call you because you were into
the room there too, So should I call them? I
don't know who is them? Is this like swingers service,
(07:11):
you know, like that book Swingers Weekend? God, what are
you talking about, DONC. I'm not there for a Swingers Weekend.
You've got a difference. Okay, Well, then you definitely need
to call that company that you signed up with then
to stay at our place. You didn't sign up with
a company, DONC. I booked this to myself or my
wife and I and our new born child. Um, I
(07:33):
definitely don't think they're gonna want kids there. One and
two all the other rooms were booked by that swingers app.
It's like a Swingers weekend thing that they booked, and
they said everybody would provide us with like what kind
of drinks to get, what kind of um DJ music
and all that kind of stuff. So um, like you
have a room in the house for I mean, it's
gonna be a huge party weekend. Were wide okay, because
(07:54):
it didn't say anything about it being a room. It
didn't say anything about there being a swingers weekend up there.
And now donc not only do I have to find
a new place to book in a few days, which
you're going to be nigh impossible. Okay, okay, yeah, to explain,
I want to help you right now. I'll help you
right now. I'll help you right now. There are no
other swingers events in town. This is the only one.
(08:14):
I do know that because it's like small town, like
you know, it's like a mountain town, like resort town.
This is the only one. So if you're looking for
a different one, you're not gonna find it. I don't
know if you're purposefully not listening to me right now,
but I feel like you're not hearing the words that
I am saying when I say I don't want that,
yeah you want that, but yeah, yeah, but yeah but
yeah but no yeah, but no, I want a refund. Okay,
(08:37):
I don't want to go all right. So I don't
know if you read the listening or not. I did
read the listing, donk, And that's a you know, That's
why I don't think we can understand each other right now,
because I don't know what listening you're looking at. Um,
I'm looking at the listing for the house that you booked,
but I do hope that you see it says no refunds,
(08:57):
like so if you decide to pull out last minute, god,
that's a weird pund to say. But if you decide
to fit like not rent it, then like I don't
know what to do. I cannot issue a refund though, um,
and I'm so sorry about that, but like, I don't
know what else to do. And also, like I said,
I don't know of any other swingers parties in the area,
especially one that would like, let you know, let you
bring your baby to it. That's kind of weird. You
(09:19):
will give me my money back, Okay, I will get
a refund or I am going to make so sure
that you're listening. It's shut down for false advertising. Okay?
Is that clear? Dunk? All right? So we've had some
confused I just want to make sure I'm clear. What
I think you're saying is like, um, you want a
refund um or else, like like or else. Okay, Paul
(09:42):
the dunk cler Dunk, I've never met you. Okay, I
don't know what your deal is, but I hate you,
my man. Okay, You're a piece of work. Okay, well
then I'll just let you know. This is actually Jewel
from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Sarah set you up. No, it's a joke.
(10:03):
She said that. You guys, we're trying to book a
relaxing weekend away after having a new baby, and she's
a brick right now, dude, you should save that for
the party. I hear that's so. There's some people that
are in that kind of stuff. I don't want to
hear that right now. The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome
to the j and N the Jewel News Network, a
special Halloween Day report for Monday, October thirty first, two
(10:26):
thousand and twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh, and this is
the j n N where it's not even really that
special of a Halloween report, but I do know we're
gonna have at least one Halloween story in the JNN today,
But let's just get right to it. I'm Jewel Fresh,
and we're all about to get ghosted. Oh why is that?
Because it's Halloween and the top stories to day on
the JNN is that I've got a bunch of ghost
related facts to go over. We'll do that in a second,
(10:48):
but also on the J and N today, Well, I'm
Alex Fresh and for my story, all I'm going to
say is that I have a clip of something that
Chloe Kardashian said, and I am giving her a standing ovation. Finally, finally, finally, Chloe, Gary,
what I'm talking about coming up in my story? Hey,
it's been I'm at Walmart, which is a scary place
for some people. So maybe this is the Halloween story
by the scary story. Yep, for sure. Well, woman is
(11:09):
showing us exactly why Walmart checks those receipts on the
way out. I'll scope the team my story. All right,
more of those than just a second for today's J
and N. The Jewel News Network where the news is
never really actually news, It's just us talking about stuff.
But anyway, for your first story, A new pole for
Halloween asks a thousand Americans about the paranormal and found
almost one in five of us thinks that we've seen
a ghost before. Okay, that's actually lower as I thought. Yeah,
(11:32):
I thought it would be more than that too. Nineteen
percent of people say that they've seen a ghost. And
here's some other quick stats for you. Most people have
seen a ghost say it's happened to them multiple times, right,
Not a lot of people can have multiples. Some people can.
There's a fifty fifty chance that you'll know the ghost
that you encounter, they say, so don't be scared of it. Yeah, like,
(11:54):
just if you see a ghost, just go hey, uncle Bob,
whatever your name is. Also say that thinking your house
is haunted is a very common. One in four Americans
apparently say that they've lived in a haunted place before.
I could not, right, if you knew it was haunted,
would you live there? No? No, No, it depends on well,
it depends on what kind of ghost it was. I
don't care what kind of ghost it is. Not even
if it's a nice one who does the dishes and stuff.
(12:15):
What if it was a ghost who likes doing chores?
When have I ever? When have you ever? I haven't,
But there's got to be one out there loves doing
housework in the laundry. Absolutely, I would do that. I
would be down with that, all right, this is the
J and N the Jewel News Network special Halloween Day
edition where all the stories are scary stories. And for
(12:37):
our next spooky story, let's send it on over to
Alex Fresh, who's going to talk about something very scary.
The Kardashians, that is right, and the Land of Kardashian Yes.
So they were basically all all of them were watching
the premiere of their show in a movie theater together
where it was full. You know, all their friends and
family probably came into that from them because you know,
(12:59):
that's what they do. And Chloe, I'm just proud of
her because she finally calls out Tristan Thompson as a
liar because he is. So there was a clipbo and
viral of Chloe talking about something that she did on
their show on Hulu. So I just want to play
the cliff for you guys, so you can hear what
she said in the middle of this huge movie theater,
right after Tristan Thompson got done saying something. When I
was watching the show and Tristan was on and telling, oh, well,
(13:22):
I don't even know what you said because I like
blacked it out, but it was like, oh, we're just
so great or whatever the thing hopefully be able to
expand my family. One day, I felt as if the
whole theater was staring at me, and I was just like,
this is so awkward because it's like what a croc is?
(13:43):
Like what the And I believed you and I was
listening to you, and I was receiving everything you said,
but you're live. Yeah, she did that right in the
middle of the movie theater. What they were showing the
show in the movie theater, and she set up and said,
that's amazing. She stood up for Tristan, and she was
there for Tristan. She had his back and he just
kept cheating and cheating and cheating. That's the first time
(14:04):
I've heard her say anything about Tristan like that. So
I was excited about that because I was like what
she said that, I was shocked. All Right, this is
the J and N, the Jewil News Network, where all
the stories today are scary stories because it's Halloween. So
for our next scary story, let's send it on over
to Benet loves that everybody, Oh, somebody should check on her. Okay,
(14:37):
on that Wally World aka whoa March? She must be
a target count. All right, well, I've heard of a
few people quote unquote forgetting to scan one or two
items at the self checkout. One woman, she's facing felony
charges after loss prevention notice that she wasn't checking any
(14:57):
of her items, not at all, so they approached her
confront of her. She threw a fit, started crying. She
couldn't believe that they were accusing her of steiling. So
she left. So they're like, whatever, we're gonna go. Look
at the camera, and they kept watching and they noticed
that this one woman never scanned anything thousands of dollars
of items since April. Like she's just been pretending to
(15:17):
scare like she like what months the nerve and audacity
for her to go keep going back, like she's not
gonna get caught, never gonna go to a different Walmart
once in a while, you know, well else she has
in jails. She didn't really get away back to you, Jubo, right,
thank you very much. That was Jane and the Jewel
News Network Imer tune in this time every single day
(15:38):
for the Jewel News Network, and most of the days
it won't have Halloween music on it because it's not Halloween.
Only on Halloween will have Halloween music unless we decided
to do it for a different reason. Yeah, remember you
followed her on social media at the Jewel Show follow
us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres,
I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm at vir Marazio zero, the
Jewel Show on Demand first day follow up. He's on
(16:01):
the phone today for a first date follow up and
he is not getting a call back from a woman
he went on a date with. Her name is Brennan,
and I don't know why, because Greg took her to
one of the most romantic places you could ever take
a date. Where the airport. Oh that sounds someone, let's go, yeah,
Lionel no to get some food to go eat at
the airport where they have the best food. I think
this is already starting off weird. Maybe we now know
(16:24):
what the problem. I mean usually when you don't think
of fine dining experience as you think of the airport.
We'll get to your date in just a second. First
of all, tell us tell us how long it's been. Well,
it's only been maybe like ten days or so, Okay,
but I mean we had texted and stuff before that,
Like we had talked a bit before we finally went out.
So this is a strange silence. How many times have
(16:45):
you texted or since your date? Like four times? Okay? Okay,
So did you really take her to the airport for food?
Well sort of. I mean we went by the airport,
so your date was driving by the airport. We well,
we went this is kind of this cool little hip
I don't know, a hole in the wall near the airport,
and we did that. Because I'm a I'm a plane lover.
(17:07):
I was able to get a tour of a hangar.
That's dope. Oh that is cool. Okay, So we did
the really kind of hip restaurant and we got this
little kind of private tour. You know, it was just
kind of, you know, something different. So did she seem
to like that? Well? Yeah, I mean the thing is
we talked a lot. I mean what shocked me as
(17:27):
she loves planes too, and like you never find a
girl that loves planes, and so that kind of excited
me because you know, I'm really really into that. Are
you into planes because of like someone in your life
that has been a pilot or something, or you just
like interested in aviation? No, it seems you know if
you ask my parents. Apparently as I was born with it,
(17:49):
Like I always built models as a kid, and I
always then as a little older was could tell you
what plane if it was you know, close enough, what
was flying right overhead, and model numbers, and so apparently
I was just born a play geek. That's just like
my weird gift. I guess. Wasn't that would be super
fun to meet another plane geek that you were also
interested in romantically? Well yeah, like I said, it just
(18:13):
kind of shocked me because it's a rare find. I mean,
I'm kind of weird in that way. So it was
really fun to hang out and be able to talk,
and she was interested as well, and just kind of
made it a very probably the best first date I've
ever had. And the other thing, I mean, we got
along grade, but she is just so beautiful, Like I
(18:35):
am really really attracted to Brennan, but not not even
just like I mean, yeah, her body is amazing. There
was something way deeper. I mean, the feeling I had
was like I want to get off the dating apps
after having that. Oh wow, okay, that's how you know?
Did you tell her that after the first date? Because
that might have been too much. No. I mean there
(18:57):
was a kiss, but no, I I didn't tell her
all that stuff. It seemed like she wanted to make
plans for later on. Yeah, she was like, I said, hey,
you know, I'll be in touch and we'll do something
that She's like, yeah, great, please, you know, go ahead
and contact me. And I thought, okay, this is this
is really happening. And it just the date ended up
on a really high note and I thought everything was good,
(19:19):
and she said follow up in a few days. But
I don't know now that I'm not hearing from her,
I'm just I don't know. I'm assuming I did something wrong,
like because I get all giddy about her planes. I
mean I was probably just talking way too much. Okay,
so you think the reason that you're not getting came
back maybe you were talking too much. Well, And then
I realized when I got home, I had this grease
(19:41):
saint on my pants near it's an unfortunate spot. And
I just thought maybe if she saw that, she got
the wrong idea, like like maybe this guy really likes
planes like a lot. Well, you know, I got home.
It was just really embarrassing, and then she didn't call
me back. And I'm like, oh great, I mean that
would be embarrassing, right, But like, I don't think that's
(20:02):
something to not call someone back for. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean this stain kind of you know where it
was and how it looked to I mean, trust for me,
if you saw it, you might not call me back,
all right. So maybe it was a stain on the pants.
Maybe you were just a little too giddy about planes. Well,
we'll see what we can figure it out for you.
(20:22):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and get your first day follow up. Next in the
middle of your first day follow up, if you're just
joining us, Greg is on the phone and Greg isn't
getting a call back from Brennan, and he thinks it
might be because of a stain on his pants, a
really bad placed and bad looking stain on his pants.
And in case he missed the first part, he told
(20:43):
us that he took Brandon to eat by the airport.
He also took her on a two of an airplane
hangar where they parked all the airplanes because he knows
a few people and he's been a plane geek his
entire life. He was also excited to find out that
Brennan was also a plane geek. That's a big bonus, right,
And so they bonded over that, and he said that
date went really good. He had a kiss after. But
now she's not calling back and he doesn't know why.
The other reason that he thought he's not getting a
(21:04):
callback could be because he felt he was way too
excited to see the planes and maybe that was a
turn off. Is that pretty fair assessment, Greg? Yep, you
kind of nailed it, right, sir. All right, we'll see
if we can figure it out for you. I'm gonna
call right now and see if we can find out
why she's not calling Greg back with your first date
follow up right now, HI may speak to Brennan, please speaking. Hey,
(21:39):
what's up, Brennan? How are you? My name is Jewel,
and I'm calling from a radio show called The Jewil Show.
And I'm Alex calling from a The Jewel Show. And
I'm Bennett calling from a radio show called The Jewil Show.
I don't know if you're busy or not, but we're
calling you because we got an email about you from
one of our listeners and we wanted to call and
talk to you about that. Okay, we do a segment
our show called the First Date follow Up. That's where
(21:59):
if you go out on a date with somebody and
then you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
We got an email about you from a dude named
Greg that you went on a date with. Okay, yeah
I did. It was a really good date. So I
didn't you call him back? Well? I like them a lot,
(22:19):
but um, I just felt like he was a little
bit childish, you know, a little bit childish for my taste.
Child just immature for you, that's it. Yeah, And like
what way, Well, he kept talking about planes and other
than that, that was really good. We talked about other things,
but like aby pushing of the conversation and he just
(22:39):
got like super like gay and immature, like how a
child may be right the airplane for the first time.
But it was cute at first, but then he got
and he was like, all right, can we pull it
back a little bit? Okay, So he was just too
excited about planes for you. It's just too childish. Yeah,
(23:00):
I mean it was cute for a little bit, but
it was it was too long, Like he kept going
on and on and on, and I'm like, okay, okay,
well he said that you also liked planes. I actually
lied about being into planes. Oh you lied to go
on a date with them or what? Yeah? But like why,
(23:20):
well he was just so into it, and um, I
really liked him otherwise, so I didn't want to be awkward,
but now I just felt like I was just too
deep into lie. So I just I think on a
first date, you can do that, right if you just
own up to it and then don't lie again after that? Right,
But you do it, you own up to and you go, hey, um,
so I thought you were cute. So I kind of
(23:40):
told you something about planes that isn't true. But teach
me a little bit about of him. Yeah, but he's
just so into I feel like it's a crush him. Okay,
So you don't like him now though after your date?
Now I like him otherwise more or like it was
a cool date, Like I still like him, but he's
really at planes and I'm not. I mean, you have
(24:01):
different hobbies and interests. Yeah, well this is what it is. No, Okay,
is there anything else that can help you? Guys? Were
Greg is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. Wait, what you been on the phone?
It's entire time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, i've been here. I
heard what you said. You had a good time when
(24:23):
we went out, I mean mostly right, Yeah, I did
with the most part. I'm a little embarrassed. I mean
I could kind of tell you weren't as into planes
as I was, because you didn't really know a lot
of the stuff I was talking about. Did you know?
It's cool I could tell, But I don't care if
(24:44):
you don't like planes. Actually really see he's understanding. Yeah,
I mean that's definitely not a reason to ghost me.
Just say, dude, I'm not into planes like that. I'm
totally cool with that. Besides, I would love to teach
you if you wanted to learn a couple of things
about planes. Yeah, I really just don't have interesting planes
and learn I'm flying somewhere, you know, vacationing or traveling. Well. Look,
(25:09):
I mean I really really like spending time with you.
And I did hear what you said about me being
giddy and whatever. And I don't know, is that is
that just about the planes or is that just kind
of a take on me? Um, it was a plane
because I didn't really know much about the planes, but
I did enjoy our time, and I apologize for I'm
(25:32):
not getting back to you. So you don't You don't
sound like you did on our date. You don't sound
like happy, like he wears, there's something else that's wrong. Okay, Yeah,
there is something that's bothering me. This is just the
weirdest time for this phone call. So, yeah, is there
anything that maybe you know that I can do for you?
(25:54):
Like when we went out, you were like upbeat and
had a lot of energy. You know, you just don't
sound like you're yourself today. No, sweet, but I don't
think there's anything you can do for me. Well, um,
I mean you sound so down and I mean I
would like to see you again, but I hope everything's okay. Um, Okay, look,
(26:17):
I'm just gonna be honest, Gregg. Um, I just found
out I'm pregnant. Oh whoa god, friend, Greg? Oh no, no,
that's definitely not mine. We did not go that far.
When you say you just found out you're pregnant, when
do you mean like just just like right now? Literally
(26:41):
I just got back from the doctor. Whoa Okay, So
that throws a little wrench into the works. Yeah, would
you like to go on another date with Greg? We'll
pay for it. Yeah, I think that's going to be
kind of difficult now, Yeah, maybe I'll admit I'm good. Okay, Well,
(27:04):
I guess you were not calling Greg back at first
because you were you lie doing about being into planes.
But it sounds like you have a lot of other
things to think about right now other than dating Greg Brennan.
So we'll let you go and good luck, take care
of everything. Maybe down the road you guys could go
out again, though, you know, at some point. Yep, if
it doesn't work out for some weird a reason, I'll
(27:26):
hit you upgrading well. I mean, honestly, I don't have
a problem dating a woman with a child, So I
don't know when you when you figure everything out, they
sure hit me up. Okay, that's a successful first date
follow up? I think I do think that. I think definitely. Yeah,
if it doesn't work out with you and your baby
daddy or whatever it is, or whoever it is, and
(27:46):
good luck to you guys. Yeah, when I figure out
which one it is. Oh, the Jewils Show on demand
Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the
(28:10):
Jewel Show. You texted in at four one or six
one day, have a little secret, So we're calling you back.
Oh yeah, yeah, are you busy right now? No? No,
like psych that you I can't even believe. Um yeah,
I'm freaking out. Well do you if you can tell
you secret right now? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, like it'kay like
(28:30):
I'm in the clear, ear Like I can really keep
this in the download. I have to because my wife
doesn't even know. So yeah, so I U I Um,
I steal my kids Halloween candy. I mean don't at all. Yeah,
I do it during sugar treating. Yeah, but I got
(28:52):
a little bit of a different sort of sort of
thing that I do. Is what I do is this
What I do is I go to the rich neighborhoods.
We don't live like in like a rich neighborhood because
if you go to the rich neighborhoods, all they got,
like they got the best candies and stuff like that
and right, and then I go to like certain houses
and I watch what they put in the bag. Now,
(29:13):
what I do is I tell my kids like, oh
that's not a good candy. That's not good candy. And
then they're like, uh yeah, right, and then and then
later that night of course, I'm just I don't know
if I can say this, but I'm doing a little smoking,
if you understand, I'm getting in here, yeah, okay exactly.
(29:35):
And then like then that's when I hit up the candy.
Then I go in there and I just picked and
I noticed that they didn't eat the ones that I
said that they weren't any good. So I don't take
all their candy. I just like go for the specific
ones that I I sort of pre choose the candy
that I'm gonna steal. Old, are your kids, well one
is two and the other ones four? Yeah, so you'll
(29:59):
lie to them about which candies are good and not.
Basically only I'm high, okay, okay, so and I'm high
all the time. That just seems like a lot to
do when you are under the influence. You could just
like buy some candy, or you could just go take
the candy. I mean, they're two and four. I don't
think they really care about good candy and bad candy.
(30:22):
Candy candy, Yeah, they won't even know. I don't know
that minute jewels. Dad actually told him that he was
alerted to chocolate when he was a child. Yeah, oh
and not not brilliant. Well are you No, I'm not
not at all. I didn't find out until I was
an adult, though, and it wasn't Oh that's dramatic. It
(30:45):
wasn't so that he could steal my chocolate either. It
was just I don't know why. He just didn't want
me to eat chocolate. But your dad is way better
than it's crazy. We had it. I know. I probably
asked for a candy bar one time and he didn't
want to buy it for me and just said that
I was allergic to chocolate or something. Who knows. That's genius, man,
(31:07):
your dad. So I love no, no, not no. So
what are your kids? What are your kids? Quote unquoe
allergic to um let's sing, uh whatever, candy and want
butter fingers? Definitely the allergic butter. Yeah you got the butter,
You got the fingers. Yeah, all right, Well, I hope
(31:32):
you're gonna have a really happy and fun Halloween then, Oh,
it's gonna be definitely happy. Man, have fun and grab
some medibles. Yes, yeah, all right, thing, Yeah, you only
have a few more a few more years left until
your kids become self aware enough to know what candy
they like and don't like. You can't lie to the
totally man did jewels show on demand? A long timical
(31:55):
all the time and hold by to liven thirty yourself.
And I'm fulplight and I see this red light and
I thought, oh, I think it's just a red light.
But that's that's way too high. So I looked up
and it was just kind of hovering right there, and
I thought, oh, what the world is that And it
stayed there for a few seconds, and all of a
sudden it left. I thought, oh, my goodness, I think
(32:18):
that is a UFO. But it didn't take me, so
that was good. I think I would want them to
pick me up and take me on their ships. Never, right,
that's what I thought, Hey, take me up. I thought
it could be so fun to see what's going on
out there, right, you know, I did even happen. It
did not happen. So good. It's weird that you called
(32:41):
the show today talking about seeing a UFO because it
just released information on where the most UFO sightings are
in the top ten places to see UFOs in the
United States are Idaho, Montana, Vermont. Oh, that's weird. The
desert a lot of UFOs in New Mexico and California
is actually the top spot when it comes to seeing UFOs.
You can tell aliens are smart because they are avoiding
the Midwest. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They probably have to sound
(33:03):
in the Midwest before. That's why I think a lot
of aliens haven't made contact. It's because the people that
they've made contact with, they're like, wow, us are dumb.
Speaking of dumb humans and UFO sightings, guess what you
thought U a fole? Yes we did. Actually he literally
saw UFO and it was crazy. You thought this was
(33:25):
ACU crazy to didn see nothing? Now you saw it? Yeah? No,
did Alex saw it first. Alex saw it first. We
were staying at this place that had a balcony where
you could lay out and watch the stars. In the
middle of the desert. There's literally nobody around us, so
it was super dark and we were just chilling on
the balcony. I was just there looking up at the sky,
and then all of a sudden, I see a bright
(33:45):
light maybe like two hundred yards over on the tree line.
Oh my god. It was just hovering there and I
was like wait, wait, wait, wait, Like I waited like
a minute. I was like watching it for a minute
for I said anything to do ble and I was like, Babe,
there's uf over there. And I was looking at my
camera and trying to at a telescope and stuff like that,
so I was looking down kind of sideways, and I
was looking toward Alex's direction, so I couldn't see exactly
(34:06):
what she was looking at. But right when she said
that out of the corner of my eye, it was crazy.
My mind is still blown about this, and I'm sure
there's a lot of people that are gonna listen to
this and be like, Okay, Alex and Jewo have completely
lost our mind. We never had a mini so whatever.
They definitely Yeah. It was so crazy because as soon
(34:27):
as Alex was like, hey, there's a UFO over there,
that they're like, I think there's a UFO. I think
I see one, right, And I was looking down, not
even in the direction, but out of my peripheral like
two big blinks boom boom in the sky off in
the distance and bright, almost as if it was like
directly like hey over here, look at me. Yeah, but
(34:49):
it was like there were stars in the sky, there
were planes flying around, there was all kinds of stuff, right,
And it was out in the middle of the desert
in California where there is a base and there's been
a lot of UFO sightings anyway, There's two big blinks
of light and I'm like, oh crap, and I look
over and there's just this hovering white and it. Dude,
it wasn't like a round light. It was kind of
(35:09):
sort of saucery looking, but it wasn't like it wasn't
like a just a big round light. And then it
was just hovering there. And then it just sort of
started to move a little bit and then it moved
around and we're both watching it. Alex was freaking out.
I was like, it's just hovering there. I'm like, that's
the UFO. I'm just like in my in my video
that it took it's like two minutes. I'm definitely gonna like,
(35:31):
you know, mute that and save that. Not even it's
not moving like a plane at all. Yeah, you can
see planes around, like you can tell the difference between
the other planes are literally in the sky right, you
know where I can see them as well. Planes have
different lights. Yeah, wow, you know what I'm I feel
(35:53):
like I feel like I was after that it would
literally start blinking like in our plane, and then it
would just like we over the house and it was
like there was no white light. It was just a
blue light and a green light, and on airplanes they
have to have a red light and no white light.
And then it was just like hovering very slow, and
then it would just go off and then like and
then it would just look like an airplane as it
(36:13):
went away, and I'm like that that wasn't an airplane, right,
That was not an airplane, right, because like now, well
looks like an airplane, right, And I was like, no,
it definitely wasn't because it came over and the lights
would kind of change on them, said, and I want
to experience the guards for out of Bastion. There's this guy,
doctor Stephen Greer. He used to work for the FBI,
and he actually says that you can talk to aliens,
and he takes people on these trips to go meditate
(36:36):
in the desert to talk to aliens. You can't be
on any drugs, you can't be on anything to do it. Like,
He's got a couple of documentaries that are really interesting.
And so I was trying to meditate and talk to
the aliens to try to pick me up in the
spacecraft and then yeah, Alex didn't want me to be
a though. I was like, oh my god, I'm scared.
I was scared. It was like right over the house
and it looked like a small drone but it wasn't
a drone, right, it was not an aircraft, but it
wasn't a drone drone like we have, but it was
(36:58):
just hover I'm like, oh my god, I'm scared. Right now.
I'm scared. And he was like it's fine, and I'm like,
but it's right there. I don't know and I'm like,
it's this is this is a perfect example of Alex
in my relationship. She's like, I'm scared right now. We
know nothing about it. That's a UFO that is definitely
not an airplane and it's hovering by us. And I'm like,
it's fine, and I have no idea if it's fine
(37:18):
or not. I'm like, well, hopefully we'll just figure it
out if it's not. The Jebel Show on Demand
The Jebel Show on Demand. One Halloween costume should be retired, Parker,
what's up anything to do with superheroes? Okay, I'm like done.
Like it's like, dude, you're not Spider Man, You're not Superman.
I'm on board. Let it go, dude, I am so tired.
It's like the most hackneyed sort of just been done
a billion times already. I agree. I think that some
(00:22):
of the costumes themselves can be kind of cool, or
people go all off for a superhero costume. It's like,
whoa crazy? You spend a lot of money for a
very little returnial But but it is the most hack
thing you can do because there's always at least a
few big superhero movies every year, and it usually is
one of the biggest costumes. Like everybody's gonna dress up
(00:42):
as what's the one that everybody still dresses up as
they un Harley Quinn. Yeah, that's it exactly. Man, It's
like everybody's dressed like that. It's like that would have
been my ant. Yeah, definitely, well defending everyone, Yeah, thanks
very hands. Call us up eight at eighty three four
three one oh six one text and four one oh
six one. It is ridiculous Internet Questions, the world's most
(01:04):
exciting game show, where we ask you the question that
everybody's talking about on the dot coms today. And of
course Halloween is upon us, and so everybody's dressing up
and Harley Quinn is a costume that I think has
been way overdone. When we said that, Richard Sharkey, who
is one of our producers and who is obviously a
Harley Quinn fan, is very upset about that. We calls
(01:25):
up eighty day three four three, one oh six one.
What Halloween costume do you think it should be retired? Hey, Tyler? Hello, Hello,
Hello Tyler. What Halloween costume do you think should be retired?
I think the sex the sexy police officer needs to go.
It's time for it to be retired. How about just
don't say it? Don't okay, I won't anything with sexy
(01:48):
in the name. I was Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I won't say it. Then I'll let you say, well,
we'll hold on a second and we'll get to that
just a second. But you're saying the sexy police officer
needs to be retired. Yes, it needs to go. It's
time for it, all right? It is I agree with
that one too? Calls up eighty eight three four three
one oh six one eighty eight three four three one
oh six one. What Halloween costume should be retired? Hey, Alex,
(02:09):
just a question? What is your answer? Well, I mean
somebody like Harley Quin was gonna be my first one,
but that was kind of generic. But then I was like,
well anything was sexy the name, and then you almost
just still get it. I did any making an occupation sexy?
That seems to be the standard stock thing you know
that women always do around. Well, guys are the same
kind of sexy, but you know most women they'll just
find whatever occupation and throw some fish nets on it,
(02:31):
and then all of a sudden, like I'm a sexy
gas station attendant for Halloween. It's like, no, you just
worked out a gas station, You got off work and
came to this party and then put on some fish
nets and now you're just making up a costume. Calls
up eight to eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question is what Halloween
costumes should be retired? Victoria, I want to say the
(02:52):
Risky Business costume. I still like it, though it's like
an easy costume. I don't know what that looks like.
The Risky Business where they're's not a move. Yeah, it's
where they're in the white button up with the white
ty whities. Yeah, socks with glasses. Grab a picture for
Alex to see right now, so you can see it,
because you probably have seen it, because you're probably people
have been doing that costume since that movie, which I
think came out in nineteen forty two. Yeah, probably not,
(03:15):
it's a old movie, but people have been doing the
Risky Business costume for a long time. Calls up eight
to eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. It's
ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question is what Halloween costume
should be retired? Hey, Michael, what's up? What's up? Bro?
Not much? What what Halloween costume do you think should
be retired? Michael? The Tiger King? Oh, the Tiger Game, Yeah,
(03:38):
I think so. The dude's been in prison out for
a while, and that's weird. He made a line of costumes,
like you know, the Tiger King costume, Well, it was
in jail that's funny. And then what's the lady's name, Carol?
Carol Basking Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there are couples and
once Tiger Kaing and once Carol. They're not friends up. Yeah,
I'm not going any I'm just not going to any
(03:59):
Halloween parties or I'm not going anywhere for Halloween. I'm
just not going to be there, and I'm going as
Carol Baskin's ex husband eight three four three one o
six one. What Halloween costumes should be retired? Hey, Pam? Yes,
what Halloween costumes should be retired? The screen masking costume?
(04:21):
Oh yeah, if a movie has been out for more
than ten years, I don't think you should be dressing
up for that as Halloween anymore. I think after ten
years it's done. Yeah. No. And my son is nine
and a half and he's like, I have to be
this this year. And I'm like, you've ever watched the movie?
Like nine and Halvey wants to be the Scream costume? Yeah,
(04:43):
you watched a lot of YouTube? Huh? Would all? They
will come out with all different colors, Like there's a
mask that silver, that's the one he picked, there's blue, purple.
I'm like this is not even the og style. Well, like,
I'm thinking, is there something on YouTube that we don't
that you? Like, you haven't seen that he's into out
And it might be that what does Arry mask? Maybe
he doesn't know from the wee screams what I'm saying.
Either way, Yes, I think if it moves it out
(05:04):
for more than ten years, it should definitely be retired.
Calls up eighty eight three four three one six one
eighty eight three four three one o six one. Hey April,
what Halloween costume do you think should be retired? Um?
The Playboy Bernie? Yeah, anything was sexy in the name anything.
Let's just retire sexy this Halloween. Let's just make this
Halloween not sexy. How about that We're getting rid of
(05:24):
sexy in this Halloween. He's like, I don't know, creative
the Jewbil show on demand, it's another Jewbil phone frame
Day Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hell, I was looking for Brian. Yeah,
this is Brian. Who am I talking? Hey Brian? How
(05:46):
are you bro? My name is Paul donkler Um. You
can call me donk if you want to this. My
friends called me. I'm calling from the Airbnb that you
rented and you gotta stay coming up in a couple
of days. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to good Yeah.
Sorry to call you on your phone this early, but um,
I haven't seen the forms from you, so like, I
want to make sure we get all that figured out
before you come stay here, because um, once you're up here,
(06:08):
are not gonna be able to get it done. It's easy.
So okay, I think we filed out everything on the
Airbnb website. Yo. No, they're specific, like you're supposed to
send us specific things that you wanted in the house.
So okay, I'm not sure what you're talking about that's
on the listing. They're like an attachment there. Oh yeah, Like, um,
you know it's a full party experience and so like
(06:28):
if you read the listing, you should have sent us
like what kind of alcohol you want when to have
the DJ there? Um, how many people are gonna be
saying there, my wife and I just had a baby. Yeah, well,
so that's probably why you need to go a little
freaky for the weekend, right because like it's been a while,
you know, I got the baby all out of the picture,
and no, there was no form to fill out for
an out for alcohol or a DJ. I'm not sure
(06:50):
what you're talking about. Well, okay, I'm confused though. Are
you with the company or not? Like I mean, I'm
calling you, but maybe you should be talking to them,
like for everybody else, like they gave me the stuff,
but for you, I don't have it, and then I
forgot I would just call you because you were into
the room there too, So should I call them? I
don't know who is them? Is this like swingers service,
(07:11):
you know, like that book Swingers Weekend? God, what are
you talking about, DONC. I'm not there for a Swingers Weekend.
You've got a difference. Okay, Well, then you definitely need
to call that company that you signed up with then
to stay at our place. You didn't sign up with
a company, DONC. I booked this to myself or my
wife and I and our new born child. Um, I
(07:33):
definitely don't think they're gonna want kids there. One and
two all the other rooms were booked by that swingers app.
It's like a Swingers weekend thing that they booked, and
they said everybody would provide us with like what kind
of drinks to get, what kind of um DJ music
and all that kind of stuff. So um, like you
have a room in the house for I mean, it's
gonna be a huge party weekend. Were wide okay, because
(07:54):
it didn't say anything about it being a room. It
didn't say anything about there being a swingers weekend up there.
And now donc not only do I have to find
a new place to book in a few days, which
you're going to be nigh impossible. Okay, okay, yeah, to explain,
I want to help you right now. I'll help you
right now. I'll help you right now. There are no
other swingers events in town. This is the only one.
(08:14):
I do know that because it's like small town, like
you know, it's like a mountain town, like resort town.
This is the only one. So if you're looking for
a different one, you're not gonna find it. I don't
know if you're purposefully not listening to me right now,
but I feel like you're not hearing the words that
I am saying when I say I don't want that,
yeah you want that, but yeah, yeah, but yeah but
yeah but no yeah, but no, I want a refund. Okay,
(08:37):
I don't want to go all right. So I don't
know if you read the listening or not. I did
read the listing, donk, And that's a you know, That's
why I don't think we can understand each other right now,
because I don't know what listening you're looking at. Um,
I'm looking at the listing for the house that you booked,
but I do hope that you see it says no refunds,
(08:57):
like so if you decide to pull out last minute, god,
that's a weird pund to say. But if you decide
to fit like not rent it, then like I don't
know what to do. I cannot issue a refund though, um,
and I'm so sorry about that, but like, I don't
know what else to do. And also, like I said,
I don't know of any other swingers parties in the area,
especially one that would like, let you know, let you
bring your baby to it. That's kind of weird. You
(09:19):
will give me my money back, Okay, I will get
a refund or I am going to make so sure
that you're listening. It's shut down for false advertising. Okay?
Is that clear? Dunk? All right? So we've had some
confused I just want to make sure I'm clear. What
I think you're saying is like, um, you want a
refund um or else, like like or else. Okay, Paul
(09:42):
the dunk cler Dunk, I've never met you. Okay, I
don't know what your deal is, but I hate you,
my man. Okay, You're a piece of work. Okay, well
then I'll just let you know. This is actually Jewel
from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Sarah set you up. No, it's a joke.
(10:03):
She said that. You guys, we're trying to book a
relaxing weekend away after having a new baby, and she's
a brick right now, dude, you should save that for
the party. I hear that's so. There's some people that
are in that kind of stuff. I don't want to
hear that right now. The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome
to the j and N the Jewel News Network, a
special Halloween Day report for Monday, October thirty first, two
(10:26):
thousand and twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh, and this is
the j n N where it's not even really that
special of a Halloween report, but I do know we're
gonna have at least one Halloween story in the JNN today,
But let's just get right to it. I'm Jewel Fresh,
and we're all about to get ghosted. Oh why is that?
Because it's Halloween and the top stories to day on
the JNN is that I've got a bunch of ghost
related facts to go over. We'll do that in a second,
(10:48):
but also on the J and N today, Well, I'm
Alex Fresh and for my story, all I'm going to
say is that I have a clip of something that
Chloe Kardashian said, and I am giving her a standing ovation. Finally, finally, finally, Chloe, Gary,
what I'm talking about coming up in my story? Hey,
it's been I'm at Walmart, which is a scary place
for some people. So maybe this is the Halloween story
by the scary story. Yep, for sure. Well, woman is
(11:09):
showing us exactly why Walmart checks those receipts on the
way out. I'll scope the team my story. All right,
more of those than just a second for today's J
and N. The Jewel News Network where the news is
never really actually news, It's just us talking about stuff.
But anyway, for your first story, A new pole for
Halloween asks a thousand Americans about the paranormal and found
almost one in five of us thinks that we've seen
a ghost before. Okay, that's actually lower as I thought. Yeah,
(11:32):
I thought it would be more than that too. Nineteen
percent of people say that they've seen a ghost. And
here's some other quick stats for you. Most people have
seen a ghost say it's happened to them multiple times, right,
Not a lot of people can have multiples. Some people can.
There's a fifty fifty chance that you'll know the ghost
that you encounter, they say, so don't be scared of it. Yeah, like,
(11:54):
just if you see a ghost, just go hey, uncle Bob,
whatever your name is. Also say that thinking your house
is haunted is a very common. One in four Americans
apparently say that they've lived in a haunted place before.
I could not, right, if you knew it was haunted,
would you live there? No? No, No, it depends on well,
it depends on what kind of ghost it was. I
don't care what kind of ghost it is. Not even
if it's a nice one who does the dishes and stuff.
(12:15):
What if it was a ghost who likes doing chores?
When have I ever? When have you ever? I haven't,
But there's got to be one out there loves doing
housework in the laundry. Absolutely, I would do that. I
would be down with that, all right, this is the
J and N the Jewel News Network special Halloween Day
edition where all the stories are scary stories. And for
(12:37):
our next spooky story, let's send it on over to
Alex Fresh, who's going to talk about something very scary.
The Kardashians, that is right, and the Land of Kardashian Yes.
So they were basically all all of them were watching
the premiere of their show in a movie theater together
where it was full. You know, all their friends and
family probably came into that from them because you know,
(12:59):
that's what they do. And Chloe, I'm just proud of
her because she finally calls out Tristan Thompson as a
liar because he is. So there was a clipbo and
viral of Chloe talking about something that she did on
their show on Hulu. So I just want to play
the cliff for you guys, so you can hear what
she said in the middle of this huge movie theater,
right after Tristan Thompson got done saying something. When I
was watching the show and Tristan was on and telling, oh, well,
(13:22):
I don't even know what you said because I like
blacked it out, but it was like, oh, we're just
so great or whatever the thing hopefully be able to
expand my family. One day, I felt as if the
whole theater was staring at me, and I was just like,
this is so awkward because it's like what a croc is?
(13:43):
Like what the And I believed you and I was
listening to you, and I was receiving everything you said,
but you're live. Yeah, she did that right in the
middle of the movie theater. What they were showing the
show in the movie theater, and she set up and said,
that's amazing. She stood up for Tristan, and she was
there for Tristan. She had his back and he just
kept cheating and cheating and cheating. That's the first time
(14:04):
I've heard her say anything about Tristan like that. So
I was excited about that because I was like what
she said that, I was shocked. All Right, this is
the J and N, the Jewil News Network, where all
the stories today are scary stories because it's Halloween. So
for our next scary story, let's send it on over
to Benet loves that everybody, Oh, somebody should check on her. Okay,
(14:37):
on that Wally World aka whoa March? She must be
a target count. All right, well, I've heard of a
few people quote unquote forgetting to scan one or two
items at the self checkout. One woman, she's facing felony
charges after loss prevention notice that she wasn't checking any
(14:57):
of her items, not at all, so they approached her
confront of her. She threw a fit, started crying. She
couldn't believe that they were accusing her of steiling. So
she left. So they're like, whatever, we're gonna go. Look
at the camera, and they kept watching and they noticed
that this one woman never scanned anything thousands of dollars
of items since April. Like she's just been pretending to
(15:17):
scare like she like what months the nerve and audacity
for her to go keep going back, like she's not
gonna get caught, never gonna go to a different Walmart
once in a while, you know, well else she has
in jails. She didn't really get away back to you, Jubo, right,
thank you very much. That was Jane and the Jewel
News Network Imer tune in this time every single day
(15:38):
for the Jewel News Network, and most of the days
it won't have Halloween music on it because it's not Halloween.
Only on Halloween will have Halloween music unless we decided
to do it for a different reason. Yeah, remember you
followed her on social media at the Jewel Show follow
us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres,
I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm at vir Marazio zero, the
Jewel Show on Demand first day follow up. He's on
(16:01):
the phone today for a first date follow up and
he is not getting a call back from a woman
he went on a date with. Her name is Brennan,
and I don't know why, because Greg took her to
one of the most romantic places you could ever take
a date. Where the airport. Oh that sounds someone, let's go, yeah,
Lionel no to get some food to go eat at
the airport where they have the best food. I think
this is already starting off weird. Maybe we now know
(16:24):
what the problem. I mean usually when you don't think
of fine dining experience as you think of the airport.
We'll get to your date in just a second. First
of all, tell us tell us how long it's been. Well,
it's only been maybe like ten days or so, Okay,
but I mean we had texted and stuff before that,
Like we had talked a bit before we finally went out.
So this is a strange silence. How many times have
(16:45):
you texted or since your date? Like four times? Okay? Okay,
So did you really take her to the airport for food?
Well sort of. I mean we went by the airport,
so your date was driving by the airport. We well,
we went this is kind of this cool little hip
I don't know, a hole in the wall near the airport,
and we did that. Because I'm a I'm a plane lover.
(17:07):
I was able to get a tour of a hangar.
That's dope. Oh that is cool. Okay, So we did
the really kind of hip restaurant and we got this
little kind of private tour. You know, it was just
kind of, you know, something different. So did she seem
to like that? Well? Yeah, I mean the thing is
we talked a lot. I mean what shocked me as
(17:27):
she loves planes too, and like you never find a
girl that loves planes, and so that kind of excited
me because you know, I'm really really into that. Are
you into planes because of like someone in your life
that has been a pilot or something, or you just
like interested in aviation? No, it seems you know if
you ask my parents. Apparently as I was born with it,
(17:49):
Like I always built models as a kid, and I
always then as a little older was could tell you
what plane if it was you know, close enough, what
was flying right overhead, and model numbers, and so apparently
I was just born a play geek. That's just like
my weird gift. I guess. Wasn't that would be super
fun to meet another plane geek that you were also
interested in romantically? Well yeah, like I said, it just
(18:13):
kind of shocked me because it's a rare find. I mean,
I'm kind of weird in that way. So it was
really fun to hang out and be able to talk,
and she was interested as well, and just kind of
made it a very probably the best first date I've
ever had. And the other thing, I mean, we got
along grade, but she is just so beautiful, Like I
(18:35):
am really really attracted to Brennan, but not not even
just like I mean, yeah, her body is amazing. There
was something way deeper. I mean, the feeling I had
was like I want to get off the dating apps
after having that. Oh wow, okay, that's how you know?
Did you tell her that after the first date? Because
that might have been too much. No. I mean there
(18:57):
was a kiss, but no, I I didn't tell her
all that stuff. It seemed like she wanted to make
plans for later on. Yeah, she was like, I said, hey,
you know, I'll be in touch and we'll do something
that She's like, yeah, great, please, you know, go ahead
and contact me. And I thought, okay, this is this
is really happening. And it just the date ended up
on a really high note and I thought everything was good,
(19:19):
and she said follow up in a few days. But
I don't know now that I'm not hearing from her,
I'm just I don't know. I'm assuming I did something wrong,
like because I get all giddy about her planes. I
mean I was probably just talking way too much. Okay,
so you think the reason that you're not getting came
back maybe you were talking too much. Well, And then
I realized when I got home, I had this grease
(19:41):
saint on my pants near it's an unfortunate spot. And
I just thought maybe if she saw that, she got
the wrong idea, like like maybe this guy really likes
planes like a lot. Well, you know, I got home.
It was just really embarrassing, and then she didn't call
me back. And I'm like, oh great, I mean that
would be embarrassing, right, But like, I don't think that's
(20:02):
something to not call someone back for. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean this stain kind of you know where it
was and how it looked to I mean, trust for me,
if you saw it, you might not call me back,
all right. So maybe it was a stain on the pants.
Maybe you were just a little too giddy about planes. Well,
we'll see what we can figure it out for you.
(20:22):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and get your first day follow up. Next in the
middle of your first day follow up, if you're just
joining us, Greg is on the phone and Greg isn't
getting a call back from Brennan, and he thinks it
might be because of a stain on his pants, a
really bad placed and bad looking stain on his pants.
And in case he missed the first part, he told
(20:43):
us that he took Brandon to eat by the airport.
He also took her on a two of an airplane
hangar where they parked all the airplanes because he knows
a few people and he's been a plane geek his
entire life. He was also excited to find out that
Brennan was also a plane geek. That's a big bonus, right,
And so they bonded over that, and he said that
date went really good. He had a kiss after. But
now she's not calling back and he doesn't know why.
The other reason that he thought he's not getting a
(21:04):
callback could be because he felt he was way too
excited to see the planes and maybe that was a
turn off. Is that pretty fair assessment, Greg? Yep, you
kind of nailed it, right, sir. All right, we'll see
if we can figure it out for you. I'm gonna
call right now and see if we can find out
why she's not calling Greg back with your first date
follow up right now, HI may speak to Brennan, please speaking. Hey,
(21:39):
what's up, Brennan? How are you? My name is Jewel,
and I'm calling from a radio show called The Jewil Show.
And I'm Alex calling from a The Jewel Show. And
I'm Bennett calling from a radio show called The Jewil Show.
I don't know if you're busy or not, but we're
calling you because we got an email about you from
one of our listeners and we wanted to call and
talk to you about that. Okay, we do a segment
our show called the First Date follow Up. That's where
(21:59):
if you go out on a date with somebody and
then you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
We got an email about you from a dude named
Greg that you went on a date with. Okay, yeah
I did. It was a really good date. So I
didn't you call him back? Well? I like them a lot,
(22:19):
but um, I just felt like he was a little
bit childish, you know, a little bit childish for my taste.
Child just immature for you, that's it. Yeah, And like
what way, Well, he kept talking about planes and other
than that, that was really good. We talked about other things,
but like aby pushing of the conversation and he just
(22:39):
got like super like gay and immature, like how a
child may be right the airplane for the first time.
But it was cute at first, but then he got
and he was like, all right, can we pull it
back a little bit? Okay, So he was just too
excited about planes for you. It's just too childish. Yeah,
(23:00):
I mean it was cute for a little bit, but
it was it was too long, Like he kept going
on and on and on, and I'm like, okay, okay,
well he said that you also liked planes. I actually
lied about being into planes. Oh you lied to go
on a date with them or what? Yeah? But like why,
(23:20):
well he was just so into it, and um, I
really liked him otherwise, so I didn't want to be awkward,
but now I just felt like I was just too
deep into lie. So I just I think on a
first date, you can do that, right if you just
own up to it and then don't lie again after that? Right,
But you do it, you own up to and you go, hey, um,
so I thought you were cute. So I kind of
(23:40):
told you something about planes that isn't true. But teach
me a little bit about of him. Yeah, but he's
just so into I feel like it's a crush him. Okay,
So you don't like him now though after your date?
Now I like him otherwise more or like it was
a cool date, Like I still like him, but he's
really at planes and I'm not. I mean, you have
(24:01):
different hobbies and interests. Yeah, well this is what it is. No, Okay,
is there anything else that can help you? Guys? Were
Greg is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. Wait, what you been on the phone?
It's entire time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, i've been here. I
heard what you said. You had a good time when
(24:23):
we went out, I mean mostly right, Yeah, I did
with the most part. I'm a little embarrassed. I mean
I could kind of tell you weren't as into planes
as I was, because you didn't really know a lot
of the stuff I was talking about. Did you know?
It's cool I could tell, But I don't care if
(24:44):
you don't like planes. Actually really see he's understanding. Yeah,
I mean that's definitely not a reason to ghost me.
Just say, dude, I'm not into planes like that. I'm
totally cool with that. Besides, I would love to teach
you if you wanted to learn a couple of things
about planes. Yeah, I really just don't have interesting planes
and learn I'm flying somewhere, you know, vacationing or traveling. Well. Look,
(25:09):
I mean I really really like spending time with you.
And I did hear what you said about me being
giddy and whatever. And I don't know, is that is
that just about the planes or is that just kind
of a take on me? Um, it was a plane
because I didn't really know much about the planes, but
I did enjoy our time, and I apologize for I'm
(25:32):
not getting back to you. So you don't You don't
sound like you did on our date. You don't sound
like happy, like he wears, there's something else that's wrong. Okay, Yeah,
there is something that's bothering me. This is just the
weirdest time for this phone call. So, yeah, is there
anything that maybe you know that I can do for you?
(25:54):
Like when we went out, you were like upbeat and
had a lot of energy. You know, you just don't
sound like you're yourself today. No, sweet, but I don't
think there's anything you can do for me. Well, um,
I mean you sound so down and I mean I
would like to see you again, but I hope everything's okay. Um, Okay, look,
(26:17):
I'm just gonna be honest, Gregg. Um, I just found
out I'm pregnant. Oh whoa god, friend, Greg? Oh no, no,
that's definitely not mine. We did not go that far.
When you say you just found out you're pregnant, when
do you mean like just just like right now? Literally
(26:41):
I just got back from the doctor. Whoa Okay, So
that throws a little wrench into the works. Yeah, would
you like to go on another date with Greg? We'll
pay for it. Yeah, I think that's going to be
kind of difficult now, Yeah, maybe I'll admit I'm good. Okay, Well,
(27:04):
I guess you were not calling Greg back at first
because you were you lie doing about being into planes.
But it sounds like you have a lot of other
things to think about right now other than dating Greg Brennan.
So we'll let you go and good luck, take care
of everything. Maybe down the road you guys could go
out again, though, you know, at some point. Yep, if
it doesn't work out for some weird a reason, I'll
(27:26):
hit you upgrading well. I mean, honestly, I don't have
a problem dating a woman with a child, So I
don't know when you when you figure everything out, they
sure hit me up. Okay, that's a successful first date
follow up? I think I do think that. I think definitely. Yeah,
if it doesn't work out with you and your baby
daddy or whatever it is, or whoever it is, and
(27:46):
good luck to you guys. Yeah, when I figure out
which one it is. Oh, the Jewils Show on demand
Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the
(28:10):
Jewel Show. You texted in at four one or six
one day, have a little secret, So we're calling you back.
Oh yeah, yeah, are you busy right now? No? No,
like psych that you I can't even believe. Um yeah,
I'm freaking out. Well do you if you can tell
you secret right now? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, like it'kay like
(28:30):
I'm in the clear, ear Like I can really keep
this in the download. I have to because my wife
doesn't even know. So yeah, so I U I Um,
I steal my kids Halloween candy. I mean don't at all. Yeah,
I do it during sugar treating. Yeah, but I got
(28:52):
a little bit of a different sort of sort of
thing that I do. Is what I do is this
What I do is I go to the rich neighborhoods.
We don't live like in like a rich neighborhood because
if you go to the rich neighborhoods, all they got,
like they got the best candies and stuff like that
and right, and then I go to like certain houses
and I watch what they put in the bag. Now,
(29:13):
what I do is I tell my kids like, oh
that's not a good candy. That's not good candy. And
then they're like, uh yeah, right, and then and then
later that night of course, I'm just I don't know
if I can say this, but I'm doing a little smoking,
if you understand, I'm getting in here, yeah, okay exactly.
(29:35):
And then like then that's when I hit up the candy.
Then I go in there and I just picked and
I noticed that they didn't eat the ones that I
said that they weren't any good. So I don't take
all their candy. I just like go for the specific
ones that I I sort of pre choose the candy
that I'm gonna steal. Old, are your kids, well one
is two and the other ones four? Yeah, so you'll
(29:59):
lie to them about which candies are good and not.
Basically only I'm high, okay, okay, so and I'm high
all the time. That just seems like a lot to
do when you are under the influence. You could just
like buy some candy, or you could just go take
the candy. I mean, they're two and four. I don't
think they really care about good candy and bad candy.
(30:22):
Candy candy, Yeah, they won't even know. I don't know
that minute jewels. Dad actually told him that he was
alerted to chocolate when he was a child. Yeah, oh
and not not brilliant. Well are you No, I'm not
not at all. I didn't find out until I was
an adult, though, and it wasn't Oh that's dramatic. It
(30:45):
wasn't so that he could steal my chocolate either. It
was just I don't know why. He just didn't want
me to eat chocolate. But your dad is way better
than it's crazy. We had it. I know. I probably
asked for a candy bar one time and he didn't
want to buy it for me and just said that
I was allergic to chocolate or something. Who knows. That's genius, man,
(31:07):
your dad. So I love no, no, not no. So
what are your kids? What are your kids? Quote unquoe
allergic to um let's sing, uh whatever, candy and want
butter fingers? Definitely the allergic butter. Yeah you got the butter,
You got the fingers. Yeah, all right, Well, I hope
(31:32):
you're gonna have a really happy and fun Halloween then, Oh,
it's gonna be definitely happy. Man, have fun and grab
some medibles. Yes, yeah, all right, thing, Yeah, you only
have a few more a few more years left until
your kids become self aware enough to know what candy
they like and don't like. You can't lie to the
totally man did jewels show on demand? A long timical
(31:55):
all the time and hold by to liven thirty yourself.
And I'm fulplight and I see this red light and
I thought, oh, I think it's just a red light.
But that's that's way too high. So I looked up
and it was just kind of hovering right there, and
I thought, oh, what the world is that And it
stayed there for a few seconds, and all of a
sudden it left. I thought, oh, my goodness, I think
(32:18):
that is a UFO. But it didn't take me, so
that was good. I think I would want them to
pick me up and take me on their ships. Never, right,
that's what I thought, Hey, take me up. I thought
it could be so fun to see what's going on
out there, right, you know, I did even happen. It
did not happen. So good. It's weird that you called
(32:41):
the show today talking about seeing a UFO because it
just released information on where the most UFO sightings are
in the top ten places to see UFOs in the
United States are Idaho, Montana, Vermont. Oh, that's weird. The
desert a lot of UFOs in New Mexico and California
is actually the top spot when it comes to seeing UFOs.
You can tell aliens are smart because they are avoiding
the Midwest. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They probably have to sound
(33:03):
in the Midwest before. That's why I think a lot
of aliens haven't made contact. It's because the people that
they've made contact with, they're like, wow, us are dumb.
Speaking of dumb humans and UFO sightings, guess what you
thought U a fole? Yes we did. Actually he literally
saw UFO and it was crazy. You thought this was
(33:25):
ACU crazy to didn see nothing? Now you saw it? Yeah? No,
did Alex saw it first. Alex saw it first. We
were staying at this place that had a balcony where
you could lay out and watch the stars. In the
middle of the desert. There's literally nobody around us, so
it was super dark and we were just chilling on
the balcony. I was just there looking up at the sky,
and then all of a sudden, I see a bright
(33:45):
light maybe like two hundred yards over on the tree line.
Oh my god. It was just hovering there and I
was like wait, wait, wait, wait, Like I waited like
a minute. I was like watching it for a minute
for I said anything to do ble and I was like, Babe,
there's uf over there. And I was looking at my
camera and trying to at a telescope and stuff like that,
so I was looking down kind of sideways, and I
was looking toward Alex's direction, so I couldn't see exactly
(34:06):
what she was looking at. But right when she said
that out of the corner of my eye, it was crazy.
My mind is still blown about this, and I'm sure
there's a lot of people that are gonna listen to
this and be like, Okay, Alex and Jewo have completely
lost our mind. We never had a mini so whatever.
They definitely Yeah. It was so crazy because as soon
(34:27):
as Alex was like, hey, there's a UFO over there,
that they're like, I think there's a UFO. I think
I see one, right, And I was looking down, not
even in the direction, but out of my peripheral like
two big blinks boom boom in the sky off in
the distance and bright, almost as if it was like
directly like hey over here, look at me. Yeah, but
(34:49):
it was like there were stars in the sky, there
were planes flying around, there was all kinds of stuff, right,
And it was out in the middle of the desert
in California where there is a base and there's been
a lot of UFO sightings anyway, There's two big blinks
of light and I'm like, oh crap, and I look
over and there's just this hovering white and it. Dude,
it wasn't like a round light. It was kind of
(35:09):
sort of saucery looking, but it wasn't like it wasn't
like a just a big round light. And then it
was just hovering there. And then it just sort of
started to move a little bit and then it moved
around and we're both watching it. Alex was freaking out.
I was like, it's just hovering there. I'm like, that's
the UFO. I'm just like in my in my video
that it took it's like two minutes. I'm definitely gonna like,
(35:31):
you know, mute that and save that. Not even it's
not moving like a plane at all. Yeah, you can
see planes around, like you can tell the difference between
the other planes are literally in the sky right, you
know where I can see them as well. Planes have
different lights. Yeah, wow, you know what I'm I feel
(35:53):
like I feel like I was after that it would
literally start blinking like in our plane, and then it
would just like we over the house and it was
like there was no white light. It was just a
blue light and a green light, and on airplanes they
have to have a red light and no white light.
And then it was just like hovering very slow, and
then it would just go off and then like and
then it would just look like an airplane as it
(36:13):
went away, and I'm like that that wasn't an airplane, right,
That was not an airplane, right, because like now, well
looks like an airplane, right, And I was like, no,
it definitely wasn't because it came over and the lights
would kind of change on them, said, and I want
to experience the guards for out of Bastion. There's this guy,
doctor Stephen Greer. He used to work for the FBI,
and he actually says that you can talk to aliens,
and he takes people on these trips to go meditate
(36:36):
in the desert to talk to aliens. You can't be
on any drugs, you can't be on anything to do it. Like,
He's got a couple of documentaries that are really interesting.
And so I was trying to meditate and talk to
the aliens to try to pick me up in the
spacecraft and then yeah, Alex didn't want me to be
a though. I was like, oh my god, I'm scared.
I was scared. It was like right over the house
and it looked like a small drone but it wasn't
a drone, right, it was not an aircraft, but it
wasn't a drone drone like we have, but it was
(36:58):
just hover I'm like, oh my god, I'm scared. Right now.
I'm scared. And he was like it's fine, and I'm like,
but it's right there. I don't know and I'm like,
it's this is this is a perfect example of Alex
in my relationship. She's like, I'm scared right now. We
know nothing about it. That's a UFO that is definitely
not an airplane and it's hovering by us. And I'm like,
it's fine, and I have no idea if it's fine
(37:18):
or not. I'm like, well, hopefully we'll just figure it
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