January 30, 2023 • 40 mins
Why was this "girl" arrested for enrolling in high school!? Here more on that story and others like that in this episode of The Jubal Show!
To kick start the show, we find out the answer to this Ridiculous Internet Question, who is your favorite movie villian? This guy has a big interview at the end of the week so his wife sets him up for an interview with Jubal Fresh in this Phone Prank, a lot of parents worry about their parenting but this Dirty Little Secret will make you feel like the parent of the year, this guy thinks he's not getting a call back because he lied on the first date but believes he can score a second in this First Date Follow Up!
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To kick start the show, we find out the answer to this Ridiculous Internet Question, who is your favorite movie villian? This guy has a big interview at the end of the week so his wife sets him up for an interview with Jubal Fresh in this Phone Prank, a lot of parents worry about their parenting but this Dirty Little Secret will make you feel like the parent of the year, this guy thinks he's not getting a call back because he lied on the first date but believes he can score a second in this First Date Follow Up!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jibile Show on demand. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,
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America's most exciting game show, where we ask you the
question that everybody's talking about on the dot com today.
If you want to participate in Today's Ridiculous Internet Question,
all you have to do is call us up eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. And
Today's Ridiculous Internet question is who's your favorite movie villain?
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Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Text your answering at four one oh six one. Victoria,
who's your favorite movie villain? Mine is Heath Ledger from
The Joker. Yeah. I just love Heath Ledgers so much.
That role was amazing. You know what made me upset
is Heath Ledger preparing for that role went down a
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very bad spiralle and he ended up passing away, right.
But he did win an Oscar for that role. But
because he want an Oscar, you know, after he had died,
there was a lot of people like, oh, they just
gave it to him because he's dead, because he died,
And I'm like, no, look at the actual work. And
he did though he deserved an oscar for that. Definitely,
it was an amazing performance in a great movie. Villain.
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Call us up eighty eight three four three one six one.
That's a very good answer, Victoria, eighty eight three four
three one six one. Who's your favorite movie villain? That's
today's ridiculous Internet question, Mackenzie. Yes, hi, Hi, welcome to
the show. Thank you, McKinsey. Who's your favorite movie villain? Oh?
My favorite movie villain is High from The Vampire Diary. Yes, yes,
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why is that your favorite movie villain? Also, Victoria might
have just changed her answer based on her reactions there. Well, one,
he's hot, but he just screws over everybody in the
entire show and then comes and cries back for help
when he is dying. All right, all right, yeah I
don't I've never seen it, so I have no idea,
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but your description of it. No, Yeah, he's well, he's
definitely an eye candy for the females. But that's why
you like. That's why he's your favorite movie villa. And
he made you think they thoughts you got inside your
head in a bad way. That's what happened. Mackenzie. Thank
you very much for your phone call. I always appreciate
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people who call the show, so thank you very much.
Have a good one eight to eight three eight eight
three four three one to six one. Who is your
favorite movie villain? Bennett? My favorite movie villain. She is
the Queen Bee Regina George from Mean Girls. And you
know what, I'm like, the one person that I know
that didn't see Mean Girl? Are you serious? Yea? It
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is the best movie ever. That's my favorite movie ever. Repeat, okay,
for the rest of my life. So why was she
such a good villain? She is such a good villain
because she's rich and she is a battie and like
she is just like the all star at her high school.
She does car commercials in Japan, like this girl is unstoppable,
and she's like you're talking about like her body of
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work now, no, I'm talking about in the movie. No,
But she's just like a mean girl fronts the schoo
One got you. I have a little bit of Regina
George and me. Call us eighty eight three four three
on a six one. Text your answering at four one
o six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. In today's question
is who is your favorite movie villain? Christian who's your
favorite movie? Well, being me, I'm going to break the
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roles a little bit and not do a movie villain.
I'm gonna do a villain from my favorite TV series
because I'm more of a TV series girl. Okay, and
it's gonna be Eadie Britt from Desperate Housewives. And that
is because she basically antagonized and ruined these girls' lives
for like five seasons, but it was only because she
had all of her own issues. But she looked really
good while doing all of this mass So yeah, Eady
Britt played by Nicolete Sheridan Desperate Housewives call us up
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eighty eight three or three on a six one text
in four one oh six one? Who is your favorite
movie villain? Scooter? Yes, who's your favorite movie villain? It
is a verbal kit also known as safe Oh, Usual Suspects.
If you haven't seen the movie Usual Suspects, it's an
old movie now, but that is one of, in my opinion,
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one of the best movies ever. Okay, right, it just
has everything you need. It's got mystery. The ending is
like Shocker and Kaiser still say is the evil guy
in it? Right? But you yeah, exactly until the end
and then you find out who it is and you're like, WHOA,
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I didn't see that coming. Okay. Eighty eight three four
three one six one eighty eight three four three one
to six one. Who's your favorite movie villain? Larry Tobacco?
Whoa Tobacco? Rod? Larry? What's up? Man? How are you?
Thank you for calling? Who is? You're your favorite movie villain? Too?
My first one I'm going with showed up from the
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Last Dragon? Are you kidding me? Tobacco Rod? Larry? You're
kidding me? That's I had to go to. Okay, do
you know that that's my favorite movie villain? Oh? Bro,
that's come on now, show up, show enough. Yes, that's
my favorite movie villain. Yeah. I've talked about him so
much some people have gotten annoyed with me. I've list
into the clips so much because not a lot of
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people have seen The Last Dragon. It's like an eighties
or nineties movie about this kid growing up in Harlem
who ends up heading into karate and stuff like that
and then ends up having to fight these guys and
show up as the villain in it. And he's got
some of the best lines ever here. I have a clip,
of course, I have a clip from him ready, because
showing up is my favorite movie. Villain, the baddest snow
phone down around us down, and I just want to
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come into a room and do that sometime. Calls up
Edit eight three four three one six one, text in
four one oh six one. Then Jebil show on demand.
It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Yea.
Now we'll go snowboarding, um next weekend, bro, So we'll
(05:48):
go snowboarding next weekend. Like I can't this weekend because
like I want to get up there on the powder.
But like, um, hello, I just have to Oh hey, Todd,
what's up? Um? This is Jacob calling from Sorry. I
thought I was talking to my assistant about some stuff. Hey, Um,
I'm looking out in the lobby and I don't see you. Bro.
Wait did you say it was Jacob? Yeah, dude. Um,
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And we had a job interview lineup for right now.
I thought I was booked for the interview next week.
I'm going out of town. So can we just do
like a phone interview right now? Like? Are you cool
with that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I could do that, I guess.
But tell me about yourself, Todd, Like why, um stop, dude, Sorry,
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I got one of my buddies in here. Why would
you wanta um work with us? For us? I'm a hard,
diligent worker. I love the company. I've been following it. Freedom.
I'll go later, bro, Like I gotta get my was
all fixed. I gotta get my bindings all fixed up.
Sorry are you I'm doing a job interview? Bro? Sorry dude,
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are you like the intern or something? Or I don't
get like, no, dude, seeing your VP bro all the way?
How old are you? It depends? Like are you serving drinks?
I'm I got a fake ID, but I'll be twenty
one next month. Wait, so you're gonna be twenty one
next month? Yeah? Oh dude, hopefully if you get the job,
we're gonna throw such a huge party here. You're working
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under your dad? Am I working under my dad? Is
your dad the boss? Oh yeah, dude, yeah he owns
the company? Um my dad? Oh yeah? Cool? Like I
didn't get this job because my dad? Yeah? I mean yeah.
I mean again, I love the company. I love I've
been following it since, you know, for years, since I
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was like, I'm not gonna not right now, bro, I'm
doing a job interview. Dude, this is the first thing, Jacob,
Are you doing a job? Jacob bro stop? Huh, sorry
about that. I was getting My assistant was like asking
me about um a report. Yeah, just just no offense though,
But you know, I am. I mean, I'm busy, like
I didn't expect this. I'm gonna I'm closing out the
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store right now, so like nobody else will come here
and me. I read your resume and I was looking
at it and like, your experience and stuff is really good,
and I mean I get think you'd be like really
qualified for this position, but I think if you want
to stand out, you should probably spruce it up with
some colors or something like that, you know, like an
emoji maybe. Yeah, I don't think it's standard to put
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emojis on your resume. I'll be honest. Then, I really
want this job, but you're turning me off. Do you
care if I post this on TikTok? What? Like, can
I talk it or what? Because I got a thousand
and one followers so I can go live at a thousand. Dude,
You've got a great opportunity and you're just wasting your
time talking about snowboarding and like tiktoking. That's the problem
(08:42):
with your generation. You guys are idiots. How many followers
do you have on TikTok because followers, It's like, dude, dude,
get your head out. Okay, you're kissing me off right now.
I feel like, you know, that's probably not a good
idea to talk to me that way since I'm interviewing
you your job. Like, dude, I don't even care anymore, Okay,
I don't like if if if you're like the boss,
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I could tell that it's good. The company's fallen down.
If your dad, if he hired you, he's a idiot too.
I know you're pissed, Bro, I can tell, but I
put I went ahead and I was streaming live on TikTok,
Like this is crazy. This is definitely going to go viral.
You're freaking out during a job interview. Bro, Dude, this
guy's job interview. Check it out seriously, or I'm gonna
(09:25):
down to your office, you guys and smack. He tell
somebody to check out, right TikTok. Right, you're an idiot.
You're idiot. It's like he didn't get a job right,
funny at all? Dude, Hey, everybody on Jacob's TikTok takes
is a stupid idiot. All right, how's that for going viral?
That's great, But you're not on TikTok at all. This
is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife. Yeah, your wife Evelyn
(09:49):
set you up. Oh god, it's a joke. Oh my god.
At least I don't have to work for Jacob and
be on his TikTok or whatever. Would you would have
gone viral The Jewels Show on demand jewbils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey,
(10:16):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us
at four one six one and said he had a
dirty little secret, So we're calling you back to ask
what your dirty little secret is? Now? Hi, good morning? Hi?
This thing you guys are put the radio station? Yeah?
What was up? I wasn't expecting you guys? Do even
respond to that? I know? Yeah? Nobody ever is? Can
you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?
(10:36):
Are you busy? No? I can tell you what dirty
I got. I can tell you right now, all right,
give it to us. All right? Well, the thing is
my parents, right, I'm a grown man now, but my
parents been together for a pile. I don't know, probably
like twenty five, twenty three something like that years. And
I've been knowing since I was like about five that
my father has been cheating our head the whole time,
(11:01):
the whole to no. But listen, this is no the
whole time, because I remember my dad he would always
have this one work lady friend always come over and
they would spend like, you know, hours together, and I
was kind of like, you know, like inquisiting as a kid,
like what's going on with that? But then one time
he had took us out to the movies with her.
It was just us three, and he told me like, hey,
(11:22):
you know what, just keep this with secret between me
and you. Don't tell mommy. And I was like wow,
Like everything that I thought was like, Oh, that's what's
going on, you know. And what was so crazy about
it was that I sawn out later that my mom
had been cheating on the whole time as well. Well,
do you think maybe they just have an arrangement? No,
I think what you said the first My thing is
(11:43):
because they've been together so long. That's the reason why
I think it's because they have this swing thing going
on operating for a while, like I know, you think,
like I think they have to know, like like I know,
but no one talks about it. You know. It's just
like one of those things like like you know, you
don't speak about but like I know, like my literally
one time just told me like, yeah, I'm cheating on
your mine. You know, Like what I thought, Well, I
(12:04):
just figured they were together so long because they were cheating, right,
they weren't tired like they were going. They were happy,
they were fulfilled. That's the only thing I could think of.
And they still together to the day. Oh okay, well
and are they still cheating They're in the sixties now,
only I mean maybe, I don't even know. I don't know.
It would be weird if you found out, like, um,
(12:26):
if you found out that your parent was cheating on
another parent and they were just honest about it, that
would be weird, especially if you were young, right, if
you were a kid, that would be were traumatizing. Yeah,
how old were you? You know what? You know? I
was five years old, remember I found out when I
suspected him, I was five, and then I kind of
plaited together and then we left them for the movies
when I was like what's going on? And then when
I like probably like three, I thought it was eight
(12:48):
or nine, and he just fought out told me, yeah,
I've been cheating your mind the whole time. Cram thing
was that I found out later that my mom was cheating,
you know. And it wasn't that she told me though.
There was something that I that I caught her and
it was like in the act or anything, but I
but I could put things together at that age where
I was already I was seasoned by now, you know,
I can tell before cheating. Yeah, your father already done
telling you all the tracks? Yeah, how did you catch
(13:09):
your mom knowing? With my mom, it was phone calls.
It was like random phone calls from numbers that were
like not coming up, in names that were not coming up.
And then she would dip off and she would like,
you know, be like really cool. I'm like, oh wait,
I already know what's going on, you know. I mean,
then she would leave. She would leave like sometimes when
I come back for a few hours, and my dad
was totally cool with it, Like he wouldn't even you know,
I wasn't like I was like, what were you at
or anything like that. It was just gone already either
(13:33):
they had an arrangement. Either they had an arrangement, or
they were just over where they didn't care right, Like, yeah,
I've been in a relationships five years old, Like they
must have an arrange it from the beginning. Yeah. Sure,
I've been in some relationships before where I'm totally over,
but I'm still in the relationship and I'm I think
about it, I'm like, they hate me. I can tell
I don't really like them very much anymore. Either they
might cheat on me, and then I'm like, yeah, but
(13:53):
if they do whatever, and then like I've been that over,
maybe that's where they were at, like whatever, if she
get at least she's having fun, I'm funds or whatever.
We don't hate each other, but we also don't like, yeah,
we want to do our own thing. Yeah. I don't know, man,
but it's definitely a dirty little secret that I've been holding.
But I haven't told anybody this stuff. I don't know
if they hear this about you, the like put one
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of them together, like up, yeah, oh, well, they probably
do listen. I was gonna say they probably listen to
the show, but sixty year old cheaters, they definitely listen
to this. Shows our main demographic right there, huge with them.
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, good
luck to you and your family. The Jebel Show on demand.
(14:34):
One company wants to pay you a thousand dollars and
all you have to do is argue with your significant other.
Oh on me up. Also, how do you get arrested
just by getting accepted to a school? And excuse me,
can you please put on some clothes before you hug Jesus?
I guess that's all coming up right now. It's news
that you didn't know you needed. It's time for the
Jubile News Network for Monday, January thirtieth, twenty twenty three.
(14:58):
This is Jay and I'm jewal Fresh and for your
first story of the Jewel News Today, finance buzz dot
com is looking to hire a couple. They'll pay you
a thousand dollars and give you an additional thousand dollars
Ikea gift card, and all you have to do is
put together an Ikea bedroom set, document the ups and
downs of it, and there will be ups and downs
for so basically, they're paying a couple of thousand dollars
(15:21):
to potentially break up. Yeah, if you've ever put together
anything from Ikea by yourself. You want to break up
with yourself, absolutely frustrating, But when you do it with
your significant other, there's no way to avoid a fight. Well,
if you tried to do it by yourself, I can
go ahead and tell you that you failed, because it's
impossible to put anything from Ikea together all alone. It
is the most frustrating thing ever to try to put
that stuff together. And Ikia has a team, you can
(15:43):
you can have them come and put it together for you.
I've never taken advantage of that, but it would have
saved me a lot of time if I did, and
it probably would have saved me three relationships. I'll use
that next time. This is the j and N the
Jewel News Network news. You can actually have fun I'm
talking about with your friends. Unlike those other news stations,
we just want you to fight with your friends about
serious topics. This is a JNN where the news is
(16:04):
a joke and the jokes delivering the news. For the
next story, let's send it on over a minute. Hey,
it's Ben it Can you imagine going back to high school?
I had fun in high school, but not that much fun. Okay,
one woman did more than just the matching and going back.
She actually enrolled twenty nine year old high Young Shim
has been arrested and charged after using a forage birth
certificate to enroll as a freshman at New Brunswick High
(16:26):
School and New Jersey. And she even attended four days
of classes where they call her how did they know
she was twenty nine because she showed up with coffee
and smoking cigarette? Why would you want to go back
to high school, especially to the point where you're like
willing to like fake it like that. Like maybe like
if there was like a fun event where you know,
like you get to go to like your alma matter
(16:48):
for like a day, right, But other than that, high
school was torture. Maybe I ever want to go back.
Maybe she got bad grades and she was like, you
know what, I'm smarter, and why is there Let me
just go back? You know what? That would be fun
because I didn't really care that much about school, and
I you know, I'd be nice to go back and
take some of those classes and just be a beast,
right right. Also would be nice to learn some math
because I did went to a parent teacher thing, the
(17:10):
parent teacher conference stuff that they do Jack's My stepson
is ten. So we had that the other day and
the teacher was like, I want to ask Jack's the
question to see how he's dealing with his math. And
he goes, all right, Jacks, what are the three things
you need to measure volume? Length? Went hight, Yes, no
depth now embarrassing, Yeah, you like Jack's answered it. And
(17:32):
I literally sat there and I was like, WHOA, I
just learned something with math. That's how you measure volume.
I had no idea. I was like, you just turn
it up and down. I'm the speaker. I don't know.
This is the J and the Jugle News Network, thinking
of turn it up, turn up the J and N
and get some good news. It's easy to give you
hard news. It's harder to give you news you actually
(17:54):
think will be interesting, like our news. And that's what
we do. It's news you didn't know you need it hard.
And speaking of that, let's send it on over to
Christian Grayson. He perfect, I'm a location in North Dakota
where someone went to see Jesus in the exact form
that Jesus put her on this earth. Okay, I'll tell
you what I mean. Fargo, North Dakota Police said they
responded to a call at Saint Mary's Cathedral Tuesday after
(18:14):
a woman was reportedly damaging property. However, when they arrived,
they saw her making a run for it and she
was naked. So not only had she broken into the church,
she broke in naked, found a statue of Jesus, knocked
it over and broke it, and then went on a
naked run. Whenever there's these news there's a lot of
these news stories. There are always is somebody running from
the cops naked every day, always every day. Pretty much.
(18:36):
When's the last time you guys ran naked? When's the
last time I ran? Good? Point? Yeah, have you ran naked? Minute?
I have? Yes, I've streaked before you have? What and college?
I ran across the football field. I've always wanted to
get streaked somewhere and I have never done it. Definitely
free every time. We should streak somewhere together, all of us.
(18:56):
That sounds like an HR issue. Let's streak out in
the office right now, go wrong, let's go wrong? All right? Well,
what's an event that we could streak together? Super Bowl? Oh,
Thanksgiving parade? Yes, that's a good one to streak because
they're not expecting that they expected it the super Bowl.
(19:18):
That's back exposure. Yeah, who are the two people that
do the announcing on that it's um? Al Roker was
always on there and then someone else from the Today Show.
I go, it's okay. Yeah, I would love for them
to see me naked. I've always wanted Al Roker to
see me naked. It's been a goal of mine that
it's on It's on my vision board. I'd love to
(19:38):
see the picture of me naked next Al Roker. I'm
sure you'll be happy to hear about. This is the JNN,
the Jewil News Network. Listen to the Jewil News Network
the same time every single weekedy morning and get the
news you didn't know you needed. And congrats because we
just newsed you up nice slow. If you everybody knows
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can follow JOW on social media out to Jewel Show,
follow all of us individually. Image Will Fresh, I'm at
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vir Mere zero zero, I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm at
Christian Gray Snow the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another
Jebil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hey, there.
It's a great day of moving. This is Pete Aagins.
(20:21):
I was looking for Steven. Yeah him. Finally, I've been
waiting to hear from you. Guys. Kind of need an
update because you guys are supposed to be here a
week ago. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. Hey, listen, I
don't know where. I know, I know I can transfer
you to the driver. I know we're already a week late.
Hopefully it took some of your items with you on
your move and you don't have absolutely nothing. I'm sleeping
(20:42):
on a damn air match right now. Okay, okay, yeah,
that is no good. I'm sorry. This isn't normally not
like us to be this late when we're moving somebody
cross country your movies to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Correct. Yeah,
and you were going, yeah, you were going from Chicano.
Your fault, that's fine, it's the driver. What I'm gonna
do is transfer the driver. His name is Heinrich. I
don't know why he's so late, and I apologize him.
(21:02):
We definitely will be giving you a discount. First and foremost,
you need to know where your stuff is. That if
there's any issues that ask can be transferred back to
me and he can send you back to me. Okay,
please hold yeah, there's an issue, trust me. I don't
have my stuff. Man. Hello, this is Heinrich. Hello. Hello Hello, yeah, yes,
(21:24):
hey man, Hello, Hello music man. I can't hear you. Hello.
I am so sorry. I am not hearing it. Hello,
hello music. Hello. Hey, I'm sorry. I am off trouble
(21:50):
hearing you. I am trying to find this house that
I'm going to. I'm already a week late. Are you hearing?
It's because my music is love on my bluetooths. I'm
love Love. I don't know what's going on. What you
turn on? The music, can't turn it down. If it's you,
I cannot hear you. I'm going through disconnect now. Hello. Hey,
(22:16):
this is Pete Deakins from moving again. Is this Stephen? Yeah?
Well who did you transfer me to? His name is Heinrich.
He's the driver who've got all your stuff? You see
a guy who's driving like listen to the problem. Yes
he I couldn't even hear him. He felt like he's
going to rave or something. I could not hear him. Yeah, okay,
so that really who the guy's mother? Listen? So you
(22:39):
weren't able to get it. You weren't able to get
a conversation with him at all. You didn't talk to him.
He didn't even know my name. I couldn't hear him.
He's a newer driver. I've not met him before. He
will be reprimanded talking about he's a new driver. You
want to be background on this guy. He could be feeling.
I know you're angry. We do background checks on everybody.
Don't worry about that. But I'm gonna transfer you back
to the driver because you gotta talk to him, because
(23:01):
I need you to know where your stuff is. It's
over a week late. Then you'll come back over here
and I will handle everything and make everything okay. I'm
so sorry about this. Please hold old dude picked this out. Hello, Pizza,
let me put my big group down. I cannot hit
the busins from the music that's on off field. I'm
(23:21):
trying to on the music of Pizza. If you can
hand me Pizza. I'm trying to tell the music here.
I'm trying to tell the music of I have finally
toned the radio off. Sorry about that, Peter Eakins. Yes, Pizza, Steven,
you are the driving for heading from Chicago to New Mexico.
Where are you and when are you going? Anywhere am
(23:44):
I currently? Where are you? Where are you? What location?
This is because I got hit up at the boat
the border of what what Mexic ball toop Going into
Mexico was hot of for me because along with work
permit impossible. I have to show them visa all the
(24:05):
stuff and I'll have to show them to them. And
that's a good day or two because they have to
hold me up at the balltop. But it was fun
because that has some balls at the ball tip. I'm
going out to the balls from Yes, Okay, so I'm
sorry much, Yes, listen all that month. Second, I'm so sorry.
My red deals come back on. So you listen to me.
I'm in New Mexico, New Mexico. It's your new place
in Mexico. Yes, yes, your new house in Mexico. What
(24:29):
I'm looking for? Listen you? Hey, hey, listen guys, Yeah,
you took my stuff to Mexico. Yes, if looking for
your new house in Mexico. Oh, I can tell you
it's a prank phone call and this is actually double
from Jewels start doing a phone prank on you and
your sister Danielle said, you have for a prank phone
call and this is actually Jubile from Jewel Start doing
a phone prank on you. What. Oh my god, dude,
you have to be holee. You never ever heard of cat?
(24:53):
Oh my god. The Jubil Show on demand First Day
follow Up. Barry is on the phone today for First
Day follow Up. He's not getting a call back from
a woman named Zoe that he went on a date with. Barry.
Before we get into why you think you're not getting
a call back from Zoe and what you liked about
Zoe and all that good stuff, how long has it
(25:15):
been since you talked to Zoe? Hey, yeah, thanks for
having me? Um? So we spoke about a week and
a half ago, all right, um? And we yeah, and
we met on a fender you know, classic of them,
you know, too too crazy about that? How many times
have you tried to reach out to her since you
guys went out. I tried to keep it chill. I've
(25:36):
reached out like twice twice, and so it was like
a first thing, run out of the date and then
just like another I didn't get a response, but maybe
the messa trout lost and I said another thing and
she just hasn't responded at all, but she just founded
weird because the date was like really fun and really great. Okay,
we'll tell us about it. What was really fun and
really great about it? Yeah, so we so, like I said,
(25:58):
we matched on tender and we messaged for a while.
It was like a week of messaging back and forth.
Um and like she's gorgeous, man, Like she's so attractive,
like so cool, and she's got it like real dark,
like wicked sense of humor, you know, like low key,
a little toxic, but like super funny, like like I'm
(26:18):
with it, you know, like all the way okay, and
like like I remember the moment was I quoted an
old Eddie Izard bit from from like his Special Dress
to Kill, which is like one of my favorite specials
all time, and she finished the punchline. It was insane,
like back kids, Matt, all right. So obviously you like
stand up comedy. She likes stand up comedy as well. Definitely. Yeah,
(26:39):
so that actually worked great because we she agreed to
go out a date with me and we went to
a Whitney comming show, which was like super funny, Like yeah,
she's she's awesome. Sho's Killer. So we went and watched
the show and then we got drinks afterwards. Uh and
that that was a week and a half ago. Uh
and and we had a great time on the date.
(27:00):
I thought, Um, again, the conversation was great, like she's
so foot them funny, like it's just a great time
all around. But I think I know, I'm like ninety
nine percent sure or why she ghosting me? And like
I really needed to tell on this one. What do
you think it is? So like I was like really
(27:20):
into her even from her Tinder like profile and then
like her photos and then like are like texting. I
was in it already, so like so I was basically
willing to do whatever like I can to get a
second day with her, like not in a weird way
like not go overboard, but like I just wanted to
have one more shot. Um. And one of the things
I found really attractive about her where she's she's tall.
(27:41):
She's like she's like five ten by it. Her Tinder
profile says she's like only interested in men six footing up,
you know, like one of those okay, um, and I
am five seven, So like I I led my ass
off in my Tinder like all that stuff. I didn't.
I did no full body photos like it was all
(28:04):
you know, like high angle like maybe look good. Okay,
So you actually changed it because you wanted her to
think you were taller. Yeah, I just wanted to shot.
I was like listen, like let me get in the
door and then hopefully like like the vibes are good there,
I got that her quotes on Tex like it's gonna
be a good you know, all right. And I even
tried like trying to like find some platform shoes like everywhere,
(28:25):
but I was like it wasn't gonna work. But it
really wasn't gonna work, Okay, So so I just owned it. Um,
and like I know, I lied, and I feel like
really about that, but but like really, man, like I
don't think there's another girl out there that I want
to be with, or at least like you have a
shot at being with more than her. She's so cool
and awesome, um cool, and yeah that's and you know,
(28:49):
I'm a really big fan of you guys, really the
fan of Jewel as a comedian, um, you know. And
so the reason I wanted to reach out to you
was because, um, you've talked about being short and I
was hoping as like numbers of like the Lollypop Guild. Absolutely,
you know, the little guys have to stick together, ye right, yeah,
come on right all the way together, strengthen numbers. I mean,
(29:12):
the two of us will be able to do this together.
I think I'll hop on your shoulders so I can
talk to her eye to eye and see why she's
not calling you back. And then um, I'll see we
get you another day, all right, we'll play a song
come back, and then call her and get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first day follow up and if you're just joining us,
Barry is on the phone and Barry wants to call
Zoe because Zoey is ghosting Barry. Did that make sense?
(29:34):
I hope it did. Barry went out on a date
with Zoe. They met on Tinder. Barry thinks he knows
why he's not getting a call back. It's because he
lied on his tender profile when he saw Zoe, because
he is not that tall. He's about five to seven,
so giant as far as I'm concerned. We're about the
same size. Yeah, but um, he's about five seven. And
she said she likes taller guys, So he changed all
his pictures so he looks taller, and then he took
(29:56):
her out on a date. Since the date, she hasn't
talked to him at all. Barry, He's guessing it's probably
because he lied about his heights, but we'll see if
it's something else too. All right, Berry, are you ready
to call Zoe? Yeah, let's do it. Thank you guys? Yeah? Man,
all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, mess you to Zoe? Please?
(30:26):
This is Zoe. Hey Zoe? How are you? This is
jew Bowl from a radio show called The jew Bowl Show. Oh, hey, yes,
I know you shoot guys? Okay, cool? Well how are
you today? Not bad? Having a little sandwich over here?
Can we talk to you for a second or you
just want to enjoy your sandwich for a while. I
mean the sandwich is pretty good, but you guys are
(30:48):
also pretty cool. So I think I'll talk to you
all right. Sweet Where we're calling you because we got
an email about you from Barry? Oh yep, okay, here
we go. Berry emailed us, told us about your date,
said that you're ghosting him, and Barry wants to know
why would you mind telling us? Oh? I don't I
(31:10):
don't mind it at all. Yeah, Barry was awesome. We
had a great time. He's a sweet guy, and we
saw a comedy show. It was so funny, and I
feel like we bonded. You know. Well, he told us,
he told us about your date. He told us all
that he thinks. Just tell me if I'm right or
wrong on this, because he thinks. The reason that you're
not calling him back is because Barry kind of light
about his height on his saving profile. Yeah, like, I'm
(31:34):
not super into liars, you know, Yeah, liars are short
guys are both well mostly liars. You know, short guys
don't like I really you know, I put on my
We'm out on tenor I put on my profile that
I'm only I'm five ten. I want a guy who's
six feet or taller that was on my profile and
(31:55):
Barry Man, I mean, he he really commits me. But
then in person you can't lie about that, so the
truths became clear. So that's why you're not hanging back
because he was short, not because he's short, because he
told me he was something and he's something else. Oh okay,
(32:17):
So if you wouldn't have lied about his height, then
you would be down to maybe go out with them again,
even though he's not as tall as you, like, I mean, yeah,
but it's it's just tough to to look. We got along,
it was a fun time, but look, very I know
you're there. Um, I just cannot be with someone who's
just honest. I've heard this show before, I know it,
(32:39):
and you're awesome and I love jokes with you. It's
hard to be with someone who can finish punchlines with
you know, but like, man, I don't know if I
could be with someone who's lies about who they are.
You know, yeah, looka it, jig's up. Um Okay, first off,
Zoe down, so low down. You know, I'm super sorry
(33:03):
that I lied about my height, Like, I just like
coming out straight with that. That was like stupid of me.
It was dumb, Like I should not have done it.
The reason, I mean, it's just straight up the reason
I did it. You were beautiful in your tender profile
and I just wanted a shot and it said six
foot over and I was like, well, maybe if like
let's just like if we both vibe, if our personalities
(33:26):
are great, if we just have a great time together,
that maybe the six foot thing won't be as important,
but like I totally screwed up lying like like totally,
like I'm an idiot. I'm really really sorry about that.
It was it was so dumb, but like I had
to take the chance, like I knew it could be
special if it worked out, so I had to take
the leap, and that's why I did it. But I
would like, I'm really sorry. Sure, god, big lie, listen,
(33:50):
I got it. You gotta you gotta make up for
it somehow, But I would if you're down, that's like,
I'm so sorry. It won't ever happen again, And I
just love to go on a second dape with you
if you'd be down. Guys, what do you think? What
should I do? Too? Well? What should I do? I
personally think it's weird that you're just now dropping him,
(34:10):
like you knew when you saw him that he obviously
wasn't six ft, but you still were able to have
a great time walk away. That would be you know,
of course. I mean, but you had fun with him, right, yeah,
for one for an evening and then be like all right,
you know, I don't think I could have a partnership
with someone who's getting chart off like that, you know,
(34:31):
But I mean, look, I'm not sure he lied because
he wanted to go out with you, I know, and
he said some very nice things about me just now,
and he said that he's uh. I think he said
he's an idiot and he's very dumb. And I'm into that,
you know. I'm into dumb guys, idiots. That's wait for me.
(34:52):
I don't know, I'm considering it. I'm considering it. One
final thing, one final thing. I know. I liked about
the hype and I was stupid. It was really stupid.
How many how many other people you know love Eddie Iszard.
I'm an idiot who gotta be something. That's gotta be
something right there, Jos. I mean, look, I think I
(35:18):
might be down to see you again. I just don't
want you to be lying to me about anything. High
hair color, eye color, whatever, anything. Tell me who you
are to me. We'll food you like. Tell me if
you want bacon or bacon. Let me ask you this, Zoe,
would you like to on another date with Barry? We'll
pay for it. Barry. You're not lying about anything else,
are you? Well? Okay, I'll be straight up. I was
(35:40):
wearing color contacts. But it's just because it's good. Two.
I'm just I'm just like lames, like color concerts to
wear about everything. Okay, So, so so I'm down if
you're down, and I was hoping you're always down. You know,
(36:04):
I'm always You're always down. That's how it. At least
the only six to one guys. You're gonna find some
benefits of five to seven. Dude. Oh but I was,
I was. I was hoping you would give me another chance,
and I decided to bet on myself. So I had
a really good feeling. So I did buy two tickets
to go see Chris Rock and Chappelle. And if you
(36:28):
want it, it's always going to bribe someone with ticket. Yeah,
and we don't have to pay for it. Yeah, I
want to do that. We got a log, Look, we
got a log. I'll give it another shot. I'll give
it another drivengratulations, Barry, you got another date? Yeah, here
we go. I'll go find those platforms. Yeah, I can
(36:50):
retire and it's all good joys. The Jewels Show on
demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This
is the Jewel Show. And you texted in at four one,
(37:11):
six one saying you have a dirty little secret. So
we're calling you back to ask you all about it. Hi, Hi,
the morning we forgot the morning? Have you forgotten texted
us that? Huh? Well, can you tell us your dirty
little secret hour? Yeah? Yeah, let me just shut my
bedroom door real quick. Okay, tell us whenever you're ready,
you can just tell us what it is. Okay, okay, okay. Um.
(37:33):
So this is going to sound a little bit crazy,
but I've been wanting to like confess it for a while,
So here goes. I enjoy being a catfish like online. Yeah,
like you know, the run of the mill costume or someone.
Oh no, that would be much funnier, I think, But yeah,
I kind of. I mean I like consider myself like
(37:54):
a pro catfish or like I'm really good at it.
Like okay, so I don't like have to you know,
I would consider myself pretty conventionally attractive, but like I
have fun like creating like the different identities and personalities
and stuff and like kind of seeing where it leads me. Girl, Yeah,
do you do this like in a is it a
dating sense? Like because you can catfish like I mean,
(38:16):
you know, I guess you could go on like different
forums and like groups and stuff. But are you, you know,
leading people on in a romantic way? I mean, I
wouldn't even say I'm leading them on because you know, actually,
in one instance, I spoke to the sky for a
couple of weeks and like I got him to drive
actually across two state lines. Oh my god, who persona?
(38:39):
Yeah he did. And then you know, when we actually met,
he was pretty shocked because I wasn't like I didn't
look anything like the pictures or anything. I bet he was.
So you said, you're not leading them on though, I
mean that sounds everything. So you like to catfish, But
do you catfish only people that you would hook up
(39:00):
with if they weren't like, I'm not gonna hook up
with you because you can't fish me. Yeah, I mean
I you could say I don't talk to anyone that
I don't find attractive like I have to Okay, yeah,
kind of get it going. But right, you can't just
play like you're attractive to someone you got it, you know,
actually has to be there. You could play someone else,
but not that attraction. I'm just like, I think at
(39:22):
that people roll up, they are aware that you're not
who you said you are, and then still get down.
But right, there's fine with it. Yeah, you must be. Really,
he never hit me back after, so I don't know,
like maybe he was just confused. You know what, I
don't know. I drove four hours. I'm hooking up with something.
Oh yeah, it's happening matter, So and why do you
(39:48):
one boy thing? I have? Go ahead, you guys. You
know my current boyfriend doesn't know that I do any
of this. You have a boyfriend. Yeah, and you went
out with another guy like a few weeks ago, but
who drove a cross state lines? Yeah? I just it's
so crazy. I had to like I had to tell somebody. Okay, gosh, girl,
(40:09):
Well technically I guess you didn't go out with him,
your catfished persona went out with him exactly like it
wasn't even really me right, it's like acting. That's how
I feel. That's how you feel about it. Okay, cheating, Yeah,
it's not cheating. You just got an unpaid acting job.
She did get paid. Well, thank you for telling us
(40:32):
your dirty little secret. Appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Guys.
I feel so much better. I don't know why. I
don't know. I'm not sure that you should feel better
about it. Then, Jebel Show on demand
Then Jibile Show on demand. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,
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America's most exciting game show, where we ask you the
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If you want to participate in Today's Ridiculous Internet Question,
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Today's Ridiculous Internet question is who's your favorite movie villain?
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Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Text your answering at four one oh six one. Victoria,
who's your favorite movie villain? Mine is Heath Ledger from
The Joker. Yeah. I just love Heath Ledgers so much.
That role was amazing. You know what made me upset
is Heath Ledger preparing for that role went down a
(00:45):
very bad spiralle and he ended up passing away, right.
But he did win an Oscar for that role. But
because he want an Oscar, you know, after he had died,
there was a lot of people like, oh, they just
gave it to him because he's dead, because he died,
And I'm like, no, look at the actual work. And
he did though he deserved an oscar for that. Definitely,
it was an amazing performance in a great movie. Villain.
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Call us up eighty eight three four three one six one.
That's a very good answer, Victoria, eighty eight three four
three one six one. Who's your favorite movie villain? That's
today's ridiculous Internet question, Mackenzie. Yes, hi, Hi, welcome to
the show. Thank you, McKinsey. Who's your favorite movie villain? Oh?
My favorite movie villain is High from The Vampire Diary. Yes, yes,
(01:29):
why is that your favorite movie villain? Also, Victoria might
have just changed her answer based on her reactions there. Well, one,
he's hot, but he just screws over everybody in the
entire show and then comes and cries back for help
when he is dying. All right, all right, yeah I
don't I've never seen it, so I have no idea,
(01:50):
but your description of it. No, Yeah, he's well, he's
definitely an eye candy for the females. But that's why
you like. That's why he's your favorite movie villa. And
he made you think they thoughts you got inside your
head in a bad way. That's what happened. Mackenzie. Thank
you very much for your phone call. I always appreciate
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people who call the show, so thank you very much.
Have a good one eight to eight three eight eight
three four three one to six one. Who is your
favorite movie villain? Bennett? My favorite movie villain. She is
the Queen Bee Regina George from Mean Girls. And you
know what, I'm like, the one person that I know
that didn't see Mean Girl? Are you serious? Yea? It
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is the best movie ever. That's my favorite movie ever. Repeat, okay,
for the rest of my life. So why was she
such a good villain? She is such a good villain
because she's rich and she is a battie and like
she is just like the all star at her high school.
She does car commercials in Japan, like this girl is unstoppable,
and she's like you're talking about like her body of
(02:55):
work now, no, I'm talking about in the movie. No,
But she's just like a mean girl fronts the schoo
One got you. I have a little bit of Regina
George and me. Call us eighty eight three four three
on a six one. Text your answering at four one
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is who is your favorite movie villain? Christian who's your
favorite movie? Well, being me, I'm going to break the
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roles a little bit and not do a movie villain.
I'm gonna do a villain from my favorite TV series
because I'm more of a TV series girl. Okay, and
it's gonna be Eadie Britt from Desperate Housewives. And that
is because she basically antagonized and ruined these girls' lives
for like five seasons, but it was only because she
had all of her own issues. But she looked really
good while doing all of this mass So yeah, Eady
Britt played by Nicolete Sheridan Desperate Housewives call us up
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eighty eight three or three on a six one text
in four one oh six one? Who is your favorite
movie villain? Scooter? Yes, who's your favorite movie villain? It
is a verbal kit also known as safe Oh, Usual Suspects.
If you haven't seen the movie Usual Suspects, it's an
old movie now, but that is one of, in my opinion,
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one of the best movies ever. Okay, right, it just
has everything you need. It's got mystery. The ending is
like Shocker and Kaiser still say is the evil guy
in it? Right? But you yeah, exactly until the end
and then you find out who it is and you're like, WHOA,
(04:18):
I didn't see that coming. Okay. Eighty eight three four
three one six one eighty eight three four three one
to six one. Who's your favorite movie villain? Larry Tobacco?
Whoa Tobacco? Rod? Larry? What's up? Man? How are you?
Thank you for calling? Who is? You're your favorite movie villain? Too?
My first one I'm going with showed up from the
(04:40):
Last Dragon? Are you kidding me? Tobacco Rod? Larry? You're
kidding me? That's I had to go to. Okay, do
you know that that's my favorite movie villain? Oh? Bro,
that's come on now, show up, show enough. Yes, that's
my favorite movie villain. Yeah. I've talked about him so
much some people have gotten annoyed with me. I've list
into the clips so much because not a lot of
(05:01):
people have seen The Last Dragon. It's like an eighties
or nineties movie about this kid growing up in Harlem
who ends up heading into karate and stuff like that
and then ends up having to fight these guys and
show up as the villain in it. And he's got
some of the best lines ever here. I have a clip,
of course, I have a clip from him ready, because
showing up is my favorite movie. Villain, the baddest snow
phone down around us down, and I just want to
(05:26):
come into a room and do that sometime. Calls up
Edit eight three four three one six one, text in
four one oh six one. Then Jebil show on demand.
It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Yea.
Now we'll go snowboarding, um next weekend, bro, So we'll
(05:48):
go snowboarding next weekend. Like I can't this weekend because
like I want to get up there on the powder.
But like, um, hello, I just have to Oh hey, Todd,
what's up? Um? This is Jacob calling from Sorry. I
thought I was talking to my assistant about some stuff. Hey, Um,
I'm looking out in the lobby and I don't see you. Bro.
Wait did you say it was Jacob? Yeah, dude. Um,
(06:11):
And we had a job interview lineup for right now.
I thought I was booked for the interview next week.
I'm going out of town. So can we just do
like a phone interview right now? Like? Are you cool
with that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I could do that, I guess.
But tell me about yourself, Todd, Like why, um stop, dude, Sorry,
(06:32):
I got one of my buddies in here. Why would
you wanta um work with us? For us? I'm a hard,
diligent worker. I love the company. I've been following it. Freedom.
I'll go later, bro, Like I gotta get my was
all fixed. I gotta get my bindings all fixed up.
Sorry are you I'm doing a job interview? Bro? Sorry dude,
(06:54):
are you like the intern or something? Or I don't
get like, no, dude, seeing your VP bro all the way?
How old are you? It depends? Like are you serving drinks?
I'm I got a fake ID, but I'll be twenty
one next month. Wait, so you're gonna be twenty one
next month? Yeah? Oh dude, hopefully if you get the job,
we're gonna throw such a huge party here. You're working
(07:16):
under your dad? Am I working under my dad? Is
your dad the boss? Oh yeah, dude, yeah he owns
the company? Um my dad? Oh yeah? Cool? Like I
didn't get this job because my dad? Yeah? I mean yeah.
I mean again, I love the company. I love I've
been following it since, you know, for years, since I
(07:37):
was like, I'm not gonna not right now, bro, I'm
doing a job interview. Dude, this is the first thing, Jacob,
Are you doing a job? Jacob bro stop? Huh, sorry
about that. I was getting My assistant was like asking
me about um a report. Yeah, just just no offense though,
But you know, I am. I mean, I'm busy, like
I didn't expect this. I'm gonna I'm closing out the
(07:57):
store right now, so like nobody else will come here
and me. I read your resume and I was looking
at it and like, your experience and stuff is really good,
and I mean I get think you'd be like really
qualified for this position, but I think if you want
to stand out, you should probably spruce it up with
some colors or something like that, you know, like an
emoji maybe. Yeah, I don't think it's standard to put
(08:20):
emojis on your resume. I'll be honest. Then, I really
want this job, but you're turning me off. Do you
care if I post this on TikTok? What? Like, can
I talk it or what? Because I got a thousand
and one followers so I can go live at a thousand. Dude,
You've got a great opportunity and you're just wasting your
time talking about snowboarding and like tiktoking. That's the problem
(08:42):
with your generation. You guys are idiots. How many followers
do you have on TikTok because followers, It's like, dude, dude,
get your head out. Okay, you're kissing me off right now.
I feel like, you know, that's probably not a good
idea to talk to me that way since I'm interviewing
you your job. Like, dude, I don't even care anymore, Okay,
I don't like if if if you're like the boss,
(09:04):
I could tell that it's good. The company's fallen down.
If your dad, if he hired you, he's a idiot too.
I know you're pissed, Bro, I can tell, but I
put I went ahead and I was streaming live on TikTok,
Like this is crazy. This is definitely going to go viral.
You're freaking out during a job interview. Bro, Dude, this
guy's job interview. Check it out seriously, or I'm gonna
(09:25):
down to your office, you guys and smack. He tell
somebody to check out, right TikTok. Right, you're an idiot.
You're idiot. It's like he didn't get a job right,
funny at all? Dude, Hey, everybody on Jacob's TikTok takes
is a stupid idiot. All right, how's that for going viral?
That's great, But you're not on TikTok at all. This
is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife. Yeah, your wife Evelyn
(09:49):
set you up. Oh god, it's a joke. Oh my god.
At least I don't have to work for Jacob and
be on his TikTok or whatever. Would you would have
gone viral The Jewels Show on demand jewbils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey,
(10:16):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us
at four one six one and said he had a
dirty little secret, So we're calling you back to ask
what your dirty little secret is? Now? Hi, good morning? Hi?
This thing you guys are put the radio station? Yeah?
What was up? I wasn't expecting you guys? Do even
respond to that? I know? Yeah? Nobody ever is? Can
you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?
(10:36):
Are you busy? No? I can tell you what dirty
I got. I can tell you right now, all right,
give it to us. All right? Well, the thing is
my parents, right, I'm a grown man now, but my
parents been together for a pile. I don't know, probably
like twenty five, twenty three something like that years. And
I've been knowing since I was like about five that
my father has been cheating our head the whole time,
(11:01):
the whole to no. But listen, this is no the
whole time, because I remember my dad he would always
have this one work lady friend always come over and
they would spend like, you know, hours together, and I
was kind of like, you know, like inquisiting as a kid,
like what's going on with that? But then one time
he had took us out to the movies with her.
It was just us three, and he told me like, hey,
(11:22):
you know what, just keep this with secret between me
and you. Don't tell mommy. And I was like wow,
Like everything that I thought was like, Oh, that's what's
going on, you know. And what was so crazy about
it was that I sawn out later that my mom
had been cheating on the whole time as well. Well,
do you think maybe they just have an arrangement? No,
I think what you said the first My thing is
(11:43):
because they've been together so long. That's the reason why
I think it's because they have this swing thing going
on operating for a while, like I know, you think,
like I think they have to know, like like I know,
but no one talks about it. You know. It's just
like one of those things like like you know, you
don't speak about but like I know, like my literally
one time just told me like, yeah, I'm cheating on
your mine. You know, Like what I thought, Well, I
(12:04):
just figured they were together so long because they were cheating, right,
they weren't tired like they were going. They were happy,
they were fulfilled. That's the only thing I could think of.
And they still together to the day. Oh okay, well
and are they still cheating They're in the sixties now,
only I mean maybe, I don't even know. I don't know.
It would be weird if you found out, like, um,
(12:26):
if you found out that your parent was cheating on
another parent and they were just honest about it, that
would be weird, especially if you were young, right, if
you were a kid, that would be were traumatizing. Yeah,
how old were you? You know what? You know? I
was five years old, remember I found out when I
suspected him, I was five, and then I kind of
plaited together and then we left them for the movies
when I was like what's going on? And then when
I like probably like three, I thought it was eight
(12:48):
or nine, and he just fought out told me, yeah,
I've been cheating your mind the whole time. Cram thing
was that I found out later that my mom was cheating,
you know. And it wasn't that she told me though.
There was something that I that I caught her and
it was like in the act or anything, but I
but I could put things together at that age where
I was already I was seasoned by now, you know,
I can tell before cheating. Yeah, your father already done
telling you all the tracks? Yeah, how did you catch
(13:09):
your mom knowing? With my mom, it was phone calls.
It was like random phone calls from numbers that were
like not coming up, in names that were not coming up.
And then she would dip off and she would like,
you know, be like really cool. I'm like, oh wait,
I already know what's going on, you know. I mean,
then she would leave. She would leave like sometimes when
I come back for a few hours, and my dad
was totally cool with it, Like he wouldn't even you know,
I wasn't like I was like, what were you at
or anything like that. It was just gone already either
(13:33):
they had an arrangement. Either they had an arrangement, or
they were just over where they didn't care right, Like, yeah,
I've been in a relationships five years old, Like they
must have an arrange it from the beginning. Yeah. Sure,
I've been in some relationships before where I'm totally over,
but I'm still in the relationship and I'm I think
about it, I'm like, they hate me. I can tell
I don't really like them very much anymore. Either they
might cheat on me, and then I'm like, yeah, but
(13:53):
if they do whatever, and then like I've been that over,
maybe that's where they were at, like whatever, if she
get at least she's having fun, I'm funds or whatever.
We don't hate each other, but we also don't like, yeah,
we want to do our own thing. Yeah. I don't know, man,
but it's definitely a dirty little secret that I've been holding.
But I haven't told anybody this stuff. I don't know
if they hear this about you, the like put one
(14:14):
of them together, like up, yeah, oh, well, they probably
do listen. I was gonna say they probably listen to
the show, but sixty year old cheaters, they definitely listen
to this. Shows our main demographic right there, huge with them.
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, good
luck to you and your family. The Jebel Show on demand.
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One company wants to pay you a thousand dollars and
all you have to do is argue with your significant other.
Oh on me up. Also, how do you get arrested
just by getting accepted to a school? And excuse me,
can you please put on some clothes before you hug Jesus?
I guess that's all coming up right now. It's news
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Jubile News Network for Monday, January thirtieth, twenty twenty three.
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This is Jay and I'm jewal Fresh and for your
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(16:04):
a joke and the jokes delivering the news. For the
next story, let's send it on over a minute. Hey,
it's Ben it Can you imagine going back to high school?
I had fun in high school, but not that much fun. Okay,
one woman did more than just the matching and going back.
She actually enrolled twenty nine year old high Young Shim
has been arrested and charged after using a forage birth
certificate to enroll as a freshman at New Brunswick High
(16:26):
School and New Jersey. And she even attended four days
of classes where they call her how did they know
she was twenty nine because she showed up with coffee
and smoking cigarette? Why would you want to go back
to high school, especially to the point where you're like
willing to like fake it like that. Like maybe like
if there was like a fun event where you know,
like you get to go to like your alma matter
(16:48):
for like a day, right, But other than that, high
school was torture. Maybe I ever want to go back.
Maybe she got bad grades and she was like, you
know what, I'm smarter, and why is there Let me
just go back? You know what? That would be fun
because I didn't really care that much about school, and
I you know, I'd be nice to go back and
take some of those classes and just be a beast,
right right. Also would be nice to learn some math
because I did went to a parent teacher thing, the
(17:10):
parent teacher conference stuff that they do Jack's My stepson
is ten. So we had that the other day and
the teacher was like, I want to ask Jack's the
question to see how he's dealing with his math. And
he goes, all right, Jacks, what are the three things
you need to measure volume? Length? Went hight, Yes, no
depth now embarrassing, Yeah, you like Jack's answered it. And
(17:32):
I literally sat there and I was like, WHOA, I
just learned something with math. That's how you measure volume.
I had no idea. I was like, you just turn
it up and down. I'm the speaker. I don't know.
This is the J and the Jugle News Network, thinking
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we do. It's news you didn't know you need it hard.
And speaking of that, let's send it on over to
Christian Grayson. He perfect, I'm a location in North Dakota
where someone went to see Jesus in the exact form
that Jesus put her on this earth. Okay, I'll tell
you what I mean. Fargo, North Dakota Police said they
responded to a call at Saint Mary's Cathedral Tuesday after
(18:14):
a woman was reportedly damaging property. However, when they arrived,
they saw her making a run for it and she
was naked. So not only had she broken into the church,
she broke in naked, found a statue of Jesus, knocked
it over and broke it, and then went on a
naked run. Whenever there's these news there's a lot of
these news stories. There are always is somebody running from
the cops naked every day, always every day. Pretty much.
(18:36):
When's the last time you guys ran naked? When's the
last time I ran? Good? Point? Yeah, have you ran naked? Minute?
I have? Yes, I've streaked before you have? What and college?
I ran across the football field. I've always wanted to
get streaked somewhere and I have never done it. Definitely
free every time. We should streak somewhere together, all of us.
(18:56):
That sounds like an HR issue. Let's streak out in
the office right now, go wrong, let's go wrong? All right? Well,
what's an event that we could streak together? Super Bowl? Oh,
Thanksgiving parade? Yes, that's a good one to streak because
they're not expecting that they expected it the super Bowl.
(19:18):
That's back exposure. Yeah, who are the two people that
do the announcing on that it's um? Al Roker was
always on there and then someone else from the Today Show.
I go, it's okay. Yeah, I would love for them
to see me naked. I've always wanted Al Roker to
see me naked. It's been a goal of mine that
it's on It's on my vision board. I'd love to
(19:38):
see the picture of me naked next Al Roker. I'm
sure you'll be happy to hear about. This is the JNN,
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Christian Gray Snow the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another
Jebil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hey, there.
It's a great day of moving. This is Pete Aagins.
(20:21):
I was looking for Steven. Yeah him. Finally, I've been
waiting to hear from you. Guys. Kind of need an
update because you guys are supposed to be here a
week ago. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. Hey, listen, I
don't know where. I know, I know I can transfer
you to the driver. I know we're already a week late.
Hopefully it took some of your items with you on
your move and you don't have absolutely nothing. I'm sleeping
(20:42):
on a damn air match right now. Okay, okay, yeah,
that is no good. I'm sorry. This isn't normally not
like us to be this late when we're moving somebody
cross country your movies to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Correct. Yeah,
and you were going, yeah, you were going from Chicano.
Your fault, that's fine, it's the driver. What I'm gonna
do is transfer the driver. His name is Heinrich. I
don't know why he's so late, and I apologize him.
(21:02):
We definitely will be giving you a discount. First and foremost,
you need to know where your stuff is. That if
there's any issues that ask can be transferred back to
me and he can send you back to me. Okay,
please hold yeah, there's an issue, trust me. I don't
have my stuff. Man. Hello, this is Heinrich. Hello. Hello Hello, yeah, yes,
(21:24):
hey man, Hello, Hello music man. I can't hear you. Hello.
I am so sorry. I am not hearing it. Hello,
hello music. Hello. Hey, I'm sorry. I am off trouble
(21:50):
hearing you. I am trying to find this house that
I'm going to. I'm already a week late. Are you hearing?
It's because my music is love on my bluetooths. I'm
love Love. I don't know what's going on. What you
turn on? The music, can't turn it down. If it's you,
I cannot hear you. I'm going through disconnect now. Hello. Hey,
(22:16):
this is Pete Deakins from moving again. Is this Stephen? Yeah?
Well who did you transfer me to? His name is Heinrich.
He's the driver who've got all your stuff? You see
a guy who's driving like listen to the problem. Yes
he I couldn't even hear him. He felt like he's
going to rave or something. I could not hear him. Yeah, okay,
so that really who the guy's mother? Listen? So you
(22:39):
weren't able to get it. You weren't able to get
a conversation with him at all. You didn't talk to him.
He didn't even know my name. I couldn't hear him.
He's a newer driver. I've not met him before. He
will be reprimanded talking about he's a new driver. You
want to be background on this guy. He could be feeling.
I know you're angry. We do background checks on everybody.
Don't worry about that. But I'm gonna transfer you back
to the driver because you gotta talk to him, because
(23:01):
I need you to know where your stuff is. It's
over a week late. Then you'll come back over here
and I will handle everything and make everything okay. I'm
so sorry about this. Please hold old dude picked this out. Hello, Pizza,
let me put my big group down. I cannot hit
the busins from the music that's on off field. I'm
(23:21):
trying to on the music of Pizza. If you can
hand me Pizza. I'm trying to tell the music here.
I'm trying to tell the music of I have finally
toned the radio off. Sorry about that, Peter Eakins. Yes, Pizza, Steven,
you are the driving for heading from Chicago to New Mexico.
Where are you and when are you going? Anywhere am
(23:44):
I currently? Where are you? Where are you? What location?
This is because I got hit up at the boat
the border of what what Mexic ball toop Going into
Mexico was hot of for me because along with work
permit impossible. I have to show them visa all the
(24:05):
stuff and I'll have to show them to them. And
that's a good day or two because they have to
hold me up at the balltop. But it was fun
because that has some balls at the ball tip. I'm
going out to the balls from Yes, Okay, so I'm
sorry much, Yes, listen all that month. Second, I'm so sorry.
My red deals come back on. So you listen to me.
I'm in New Mexico, New Mexico. It's your new place
in Mexico. Yes, yes, your new house in Mexico. What
(24:29):
I'm looking for? Listen you? Hey, hey, listen guys, Yeah,
you took my stuff to Mexico. Yes, if looking for
your new house in Mexico. Oh, I can tell you
it's a prank phone call and this is actually double
from Jewels start doing a phone prank on you and
your sister Danielle said, you have for a prank phone
call and this is actually Jubile from Jewel Start doing
a phone prank on you. What. Oh my god, dude,
you have to be holee. You never ever heard of cat?
(24:53):
Oh my god. The Jubil Show on demand First Day
follow Up. Barry is on the phone today for First
Day follow Up. He's not getting a call back from
a woman named Zoe that he went on a date with. Barry.
Before we get into why you think you're not getting
a call back from Zoe and what you liked about
Zoe and all that good stuff, how long has it
(25:15):
been since you talked to Zoe? Hey, yeah, thanks for
having me? Um? So we spoke about a week and
a half ago, all right, um? And we yeah, and
we met on a fender you know, classic of them,
you know, too too crazy about that? How many times
have you tried to reach out to her since you
guys went out. I tried to keep it chill. I've
(25:36):
reached out like twice twice, and so it was like
a first thing, run out of the date and then
just like another I didn't get a response, but maybe
the messa trout lost and I said another thing and
she just hasn't responded at all, but she just founded
weird because the date was like really fun and really great. Okay,
we'll tell us about it. What was really fun and
really great about it? Yeah, so we so, like I said,
(25:58):
we matched on tender and we messaged for a while.
It was like a week of messaging back and forth.
Um and like she's gorgeous, man, Like she's so attractive,
like so cool, and she's got it like real dark,
like wicked sense of humor, you know, like low key,
a little toxic, but like super funny, like like I'm
(26:18):
with it, you know, like all the way okay, and
like like I remember the moment was I quoted an
old Eddie Izard bit from from like his Special Dress
to Kill, which is like one of my favorite specials
all time, and she finished the punchline. It was insane,
like back kids, Matt, all right. So obviously you like
stand up comedy. She likes stand up comedy as well. Definitely. Yeah,
(26:39):
so that actually worked great because we she agreed to
go out a date with me and we went to
a Whitney comming show, which was like super funny, Like yeah,
she's she's awesome. Sho's Killer. So we went and watched
the show and then we got drinks afterwards. Uh and
that that was a week and a half ago. Uh
and and we had a great time on the date.
(27:00):
I thought, Um, again, the conversation was great, like she's
so foot them funny, like it's just a great time
all around. But I think I know, I'm like ninety
nine percent sure or why she ghosting me? And like
I really needed to tell on this one. What do
you think it is? So like I was like really
(27:20):
into her even from her Tinder like profile and then
like her photos and then like are like texting. I
was in it already, so like so I was basically
willing to do whatever like I can to get a
second day with her, like not in a weird way
like not go overboard, but like I just wanted to
have one more shot. Um. And one of the things
I found really attractive about her where she's she's tall.
(27:41):
She's like she's like five ten by it. Her Tinder
profile says she's like only interested in men six footing up,
you know, like one of those okay, um, and I
am five seven, So like I I led my ass
off in my Tinder like all that stuff. I didn't.
I did no full body photos like it was all
(28:04):
you know, like high angle like maybe look good. Okay,
So you actually changed it because you wanted her to
think you were taller. Yeah, I just wanted to shot.
I was like listen, like let me get in the
door and then hopefully like like the vibes are good there,
I got that her quotes on Tex like it's gonna
be a good you know, all right. And I even
tried like trying to like find some platform shoes like everywhere,
(28:25):
but I was like it wasn't gonna work. But it
really wasn't gonna work, Okay, So so I just owned it. Um,
and like I know, I lied, and I feel like
really about that, but but like really, man, like I
don't think there's another girl out there that I want
to be with, or at least like you have a
shot at being with more than her. She's so cool
and awesome, um cool, and yeah that's and you know,
(28:49):
I'm a really big fan of you guys, really the
fan of Jewel as a comedian, um, you know. And
so the reason I wanted to reach out to you
was because, um, you've talked about being short and I
was hoping as like numbers of like the Lollypop Guild. Absolutely,
you know, the little guys have to stick together, ye right, yeah,
come on right all the way together, strengthen numbers. I mean,
(29:12):
the two of us will be able to do this together.
I think I'll hop on your shoulders so I can
talk to her eye to eye and see why she's
not calling you back. And then um, I'll see we
get you another day, all right, we'll play a song
come back, and then call her and get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first day follow up and if you're just joining us,
Barry is on the phone and Barry wants to call
Zoe because Zoey is ghosting Barry. Did that make sense?
(29:34):
I hope it did. Barry went out on a date
with Zoe. They met on Tinder. Barry thinks he knows
why he's not getting a call back. It's because he
lied on his tender profile when he saw Zoe, because
he is not that tall. He's about five to seven,
so giant as far as I'm concerned. We're about the
same size. Yeah, but um, he's about five seven. And
she said she likes taller guys, So he changed all
his pictures so he looks taller, and then he took
(29:56):
her out on a date. Since the date, she hasn't
talked to him at all. Barry, He's guessing it's probably
because he lied about his heights, but we'll see if
it's something else too. All right, Berry, are you ready
to call Zoe? Yeah, let's do it. Thank you guys? Yeah? Man,
all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, mess you to Zoe? Please?
(30:26):
This is Zoe. Hey Zoe? How are you? This is
jew Bowl from a radio show called The jew Bowl Show. Oh, hey, yes,
I know you shoot guys? Okay, cool? Well how are
you today? Not bad? Having a little sandwich over here?
Can we talk to you for a second or you
just want to enjoy your sandwich for a while. I
mean the sandwich is pretty good, but you guys are
(30:48):
also pretty cool. So I think I'll talk to you
all right. Sweet Where we're calling you because we got
an email about you from Barry? Oh yep, okay, here
we go. Berry emailed us, told us about your date,
said that you're ghosting him, and Barry wants to know
why would you mind telling us? Oh? I don't I
(31:10):
don't mind it at all. Yeah, Barry was awesome. We
had a great time. He's a sweet guy, and we
saw a comedy show. It was so funny, and I
feel like we bonded. You know. Well, he told us,
he told us about your date. He told us all
that he thinks. Just tell me if I'm right or
wrong on this, because he thinks. The reason that you're
not calling him back is because Barry kind of light
about his height on his saving profile. Yeah, like, I'm
(31:34):
not super into liars, you know, Yeah, liars are short
guys are both well mostly liars. You know, short guys
don't like I really you know, I put on my
We'm out on tenor I put on my profile that
I'm only I'm five ten. I want a guy who's
six feet or taller that was on my profile and
(31:55):
Barry Man, I mean, he he really commits me. But
then in person you can't lie about that, so the
truths became clear. So that's why you're not hanging back
because he was short, not because he's short, because he
told me he was something and he's something else. Oh okay,
(32:17):
So if you wouldn't have lied about his height, then
you would be down to maybe go out with them again,
even though he's not as tall as you, like, I mean, yeah,
but it's it's just tough to to look. We got along,
it was a fun time, but look, very I know
you're there. Um, I just cannot be with someone who's
just honest. I've heard this show before, I know it,
(32:39):
and you're awesome and I love jokes with you. It's
hard to be with someone who can finish punchlines with
you know, but like, man, I don't know if I
could be with someone who's lies about who they are.
You know, yeah, looka it, jig's up. Um Okay, first off,
Zoe down, so low down. You know, I'm super sorry
(33:03):
that I lied about my height, Like, I just like
coming out straight with that. That was like stupid of me.
It was dumb, Like I should not have done it.
The reason, I mean, it's just straight up the reason
I did it. You were beautiful in your tender profile
and I just wanted a shot and it said six
foot over and I was like, well, maybe if like
let's just like if we both vibe, if our personalities
(33:26):
are great, if we just have a great time together,
that maybe the six foot thing won't be as important,
but like I totally screwed up lying like like totally,
like I'm an idiot. I'm really really sorry about that.
It was it was so dumb, but like I had
to take the chance, like I knew it could be
special if it worked out, so I had to take
the leap, and that's why I did it. But I
would like, I'm really sorry. Sure, god, big lie, listen,
(33:50):
I got it. You gotta you gotta make up for
it somehow, But I would if you're down, that's like,
I'm so sorry. It won't ever happen again, And I
just love to go on a second dape with you
if you'd be down. Guys, what do you think? What
should I do? Too? Well? What should I do? I
personally think it's weird that you're just now dropping him,
(34:10):
like you knew when you saw him that he obviously
wasn't six ft, but you still were able to have
a great time walk away. That would be you know,
of course. I mean, but you had fun with him, right, yeah,
for one for an evening and then be like all right,
you know, I don't think I could have a partnership
with someone who's getting chart off like that, you know,
(34:31):
But I mean, look, I'm not sure he lied because
he wanted to go out with you, I know, and
he said some very nice things about me just now,
and he said that he's uh. I think he said
he's an idiot and he's very dumb. And I'm into that,
you know. I'm into dumb guys, idiots. That's wait for me.
(34:52):
I don't know, I'm considering it. I'm considering it. One
final thing, one final thing. I know. I liked about
the hype and I was stupid. It was really stupid.
How many how many other people you know love Eddie Iszard.
I'm an idiot who gotta be something. That's gotta be
something right there, Jos. I mean, look, I think I
(35:18):
might be down to see you again. I just don't
want you to be lying to me about anything. High
hair color, eye color, whatever, anything. Tell me who you
are to me. We'll food you like. Tell me if
you want bacon or bacon. Let me ask you this, Zoe,
would you like to on another date with Barry? We'll
pay for it. Barry. You're not lying about anything else,
are you? Well? Okay, I'll be straight up. I was
(35:40):
wearing color contacts. But it's just because it's good. Two.
I'm just I'm just like lames, like color concerts to
wear about everything. Okay, So, so so I'm down if
you're down, and I was hoping you're always down. You know,
(36:04):
I'm always You're always down. That's how it. At least
the only six to one guys. You're gonna find some
benefits of five to seven. Dude. Oh but I was,
I was. I was hoping you would give me another chance,
and I decided to bet on myself. So I had
a really good feeling. So I did buy two tickets
to go see Chris Rock and Chappelle. And if you
(36:28):
want it, it's always going to bribe someone with ticket. Yeah,
and we don't have to pay for it. Yeah, I
want to do that. We got a log, Look, we
got a log. I'll give it another shot. I'll give
it another drivengratulations, Barry, you got another date? Yeah, here
we go. I'll go find those platforms. Yeah, I can
(36:50):
retire and it's all good joys. The Jewels Show on
demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This
is the Jewel Show. And you texted in at four one,
(37:11):
six one saying you have a dirty little secret. So
we're calling you back to ask you all about it. Hi, Hi,
the morning we forgot the morning? Have you forgotten texted
us that? Huh? Well, can you tell us your dirty
little secret hour? Yeah? Yeah, let me just shut my
bedroom door real quick. Okay, tell us whenever you're ready,
you can just tell us what it is. Okay, okay, okay. Um.
(37:33):
So this is going to sound a little bit crazy,
but I've been wanting to like confess it for a while,
So here goes. I enjoy being a catfish like online. Yeah,
like you know, the run of the mill costume or someone.
Oh no, that would be much funnier, I think, But yeah,
I kind of. I mean I like consider myself like
(37:54):
a pro catfish or like I'm really good at it.
Like okay, so I don't like have to you know,
I would consider myself pretty conventionally attractive, but like I
have fun like creating like the different identities and personalities
and stuff and like kind of seeing where it leads me. Girl, Yeah,
do you do this like in a is it a
dating sense? Like because you can catfish like I mean,
(38:16):
you know, I guess you could go on like different
forums and like groups and stuff. But are you, you know,
leading people on in a romantic way? I mean, I
wouldn't even say I'm leading them on because you know, actually,
in one instance, I spoke to the sky for a
couple of weeks and like I got him to drive
actually across two state lines. Oh my god, who persona?
(38:39):
Yeah he did. And then you know, when we actually met,
he was pretty shocked because I wasn't like I didn't
look anything like the pictures or anything. I bet he was.
So you said, you're not leading them on though, I
mean that sounds everything. So you like to catfish, But
do you catfish only people that you would hook up
(39:00):
with if they weren't like, I'm not gonna hook up
with you because you can't fish me. Yeah, I mean
I you could say I don't talk to anyone that
I don't find attractive like I have to Okay, yeah,
kind of get it going. But right, you can't just
play like you're attractive to someone you got it, you know,
actually has to be there. You could play someone else,
but not that attraction. I'm just like, I think at
(39:22):
that people roll up, they are aware that you're not
who you said you are, and then still get down.
But right, there's fine with it. Yeah, you must be. Really,
he never hit me back after, so I don't know,
like maybe he was just confused. You know what, I
don't know. I drove four hours. I'm hooking up with something.
Oh yeah, it's happening matter, So and why do you
(39:48):
one boy thing? I have? Go ahead, you guys. You
know my current boyfriend doesn't know that I do any
of this. You have a boyfriend. Yeah, and you went
out with another guy like a few weeks ago, but
who drove a cross state lines? Yeah? I just it's
so crazy. I had to like I had to tell somebody. Okay, gosh, girl,
(40:09):
Well technically I guess you didn't go out with him,
your catfished persona went out with him exactly like it
wasn't even really me right, it's like acting. That's how
I feel. That's how you feel about it. Okay, cheating, Yeah,
it's not cheating. You just got an unpaid acting job.
She did get paid. Well, thank you for telling us
(40:32):
your dirty little secret. Appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Guys.
I feel so much better. I don't know why. I
don't know. I'm not sure that you should feel better
about it. Then, Jebel Show on demand
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