January 17, 2023 • 35 mins
Why will you have to get rid of all of your Apple products pretty soon? Find out why and what is causing it in this episode of the Jubal Show!
In today's episode, The Jubal Show has a firey discussion on today's Ridiculous Internet Question, What is the superior Ice Cream flavor? Jubal Fresh pranks a woman becuase she is waiting for a call back on a job interview and find out what happens in this Jubal Phone Prank, Social Media Producer Christian Gray snow reports on one woman who finally got her bags returned to her after they were lost 4 years ago by a certain airline in this Jubal News Network, there is a guy on the phone who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him becuase of a dating app he found on her phone in this War of the Roses, there is a woman on the phone who has been faking something and not telling her boyfriend in this Dirty Little Secret, and if you had all the money in the world, what is the one thing you would never do or spend your money on? Find out all of that in today's episode of The Jubal Show!
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In today's episode, The Jubal Show has a firey discussion on today's Ridiculous Internet Question, What is the superior Ice Cream flavor? Jubal Fresh pranks a woman becuase she is waiting for a call back on a job interview and find out what happens in this Jubal Phone Prank, Social Media Producer Christian Gray snow reports on one woman who finally got her bags returned to her after they were lost 4 years ago by a certain airline in this Jubal News Network, there is a guy on the phone who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him becuase of a dating app he found on her phone in this War of the Roses, there is a woman on the phone who has been faking something and not telling her boyfriend in this Dirty Little Secret, and if you had all the money in the world, what is the one thing you would never do or spend your money on? Find out all of that in today's episode of The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebel Show on demand. This is another one of
those ridiculous Internet questions where people are going to get
very angry by the end of it. Why because we're
talking about food and Americans are passionate about food, and
today the ridiculous internet question is what is the only
ice cream flavor that matters? Calls right now? Eight eight eight,
(00:22):
three four three one to six one, Hey, Megan, what
is the only ice cream flavor that matters? Probably strawberry cheesecake.
Who okay? Okay? Tracks? What is that one? What is
in Moose Tracks that Jerry been? Has that been in
(00:42):
Jerry's No, it's blue Bunny? You don't know? No? What's blue? Okay?
Is blue Bunny? Like Ben and Jerry's um? Like? Do
you know how they name stuff like tinky Winky juice
or whatever? I don't know, or it's just a brand.
But it's okay, smooth and milky. It's almost like a custard,
but it's so good. What is in Moose Tracks? Though? Like?
(01:04):
What kind of ice cream is it? Moose Track has
like these little bunny shaped chocolates that are filled with caramel,
and then they have chocolate covered pralines. Whoa and swirls
in it. My god, that sounds heavenly. Yeah, that does
sound good. Plans are very underrated. I've never had a
(01:25):
prelium outside of ice cream, but they are very good
in ice cream, And now I don't get them enough.
It's given boogie. What's a prelim? I think it's like
a nut, but it's like it's better than a peacam.
I would tell you that you can only find him
an ice cream. They only grow an ice cream. Apparently,
I've never had a nuts dot com. Oh well, I'm
(01:45):
not going to go to that in my work computer.
Don't try to get me to do that, thanks Megan. Alright, Victoria,
what is the only ice cream flavor that matters cookies
and cream? Oh? Yes, that's a good one. Video. I know. Yeah,
I haven't had it since I was a kid, you know,
because in an end an adult, I my favorite ice
cream flavor is anything sorbet, anything that doesn't have Do
(02:07):
you have anything without lactose? Is there a vegan ice cream?
You have anything that's cold and doesn't really taste like
ice cream. I'll take that. That's what I have to eat.
But I used to love that one also. Right now,
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
three four three one o six one. And what's the
only ice cream flavor that matters? Well? Calling me a
basic bee because I love vanilla ice cream. Ice cream
(02:31):
that matters. But I have it with the side of
rainbow sprinkles, okay, And that's the only way I can
eat it, a bowl of rainbow sprinkles because I dunk
every like scoop in basic But make a gay. Hey
do you vanilla bean or French vanilla? Yes? Oh? Or
vanilla bean? What is the difference between French vanilla, vanilla bean,
and vanilla? Those the same flavor, but they're all kind
(02:52):
of different. It's also the Tilini has the matta gascar
vanilla whatever that is? Who I can put so many
things into Google. Y'all are doing much basic American vanilla,
straight up vanilla. Yeah. In other countries, do they call
that vanilla American vanilla like we do French vanilla? Because
they must, because I think that's our vanilla. I think
they just call it basic as hell. Yeah, in France
(03:13):
they call it. Yeah, I like French vanilla. I don't
know why it's yellow e I have the answer, Yes,
what is it? Okay, So French vanilla ice cream contains
a yolks, which explains the yellow and traditionally the base
of plain vanilla ice cream does not. Version is also
called Philadelphia style. Okay, that makes sense. I just figured
(03:34):
the French vanilla was yellow because that was a prank
they played on the rest of the world, like we're
going to send them our ice cream, but they're gonna
pee in it a little bit. Exactly, idiots call us
three four three six ones to days Enchicula was internet
question is what is the only ice cream flavor that matters? Hello, Chris,
are you kidding me? Bro? What you should see the
face on Victoria and christ and they both just they
(03:56):
both just snoled would simply and satisfying. Well, and it's
a little different from the rest. Yeah, people kind of
like you, Chris, simply yet satisfying a little different from
the rest. But we've heard absolutely Christian Grace. Now, what
is the only ixcream flavor that matters? Only ice cream
flavor that matters? In my opinion? And shout out to
(04:17):
my mom Cathy for this, because she and I have
always shared the same favorite ice cream flavor. It strawberry basic.
There was this ice cream parlor called C. F. Jones
and mount Airy, and we would go and get the
strawberry ice cream and they would have just like chunks
of like actual frozen strawberries in it, and oh my god,
can you just get like a big cup of it?
Oh my god? So good, so good, so good, basic
but delicious. All right, kind of like me, Sorry, Robert,
(04:44):
what is the only ice cream flavor that matters? Chocolate? Chocolate?
What you're feeling on mint chocolate chip? I mean it's good,
but compared to the chocolate, I want to throw up.
Oh hey, that's how you really feel. Thanks Robert, thanks
for calling. Yeah, well yeah you called us, but thank you.
(05:04):
Remember you can follow the show on social media at
the Jewil Show. Follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I'm at vir Mirror zero zero, i am at Bennett News,
I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewel Show on demand.
It's another Jewbil phone Frameay mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hey,
(05:26):
what's up? This is Derek from Fitness. I was looking
for uh Carissa, Carissa? Hey, what up? Charissa? How are you?
I'm good? How are you good? Um? So calling you
back about your job interview. Awesome, hopefully it's good news.
It's been crazy since you interviewed for a job. Like
the day after you interviewed, they sold the gym, so
(05:47):
it's under new ownership. It's completely changing. Oh okay, So
does that mean that I don't get the job then
or are playing? Oh no, no, like sorry if that
sounded that way. No, you totally you still got the job.
Congratulations on being our newest train Oh yeah, I'm thanks.
Your first workout is actually going to be tomorrow. Um,
and it's at ten thirty, from ten thirty to eleven thirty. Okay, Wow,
(06:09):
I didn't realize that he's teaching so quickly. What kinds
of classes am I teaching? Um? Well, that's the thing
like with the new owners. Um, it's kind of whatever
you want to do, okay, So I just come up
with whatever I want on my own. Or is there
like any kind of like team or like style? Yeah?
Well okay, so all right, so it's like a little
(06:29):
different now. They actually we've gotten rid of all of
our in person clientele, so there's gonna be nobody working
out in the gym in person anymore. Oh yeah, like
peloton style? Yeah, kind of the new owners have changed
the name to Only Fitness. Okay, okay. The whole concept
of this gym is that it is virtual, so that's
(06:53):
kind of exciting, right yeah, yeah, yeah. So every trainer
at the gym will be teaching one class a day.
That's all you have to do the whole day, and
you get paid the same salary as you would have
before that you talked about Stephen with and even some
bonuses okay thrown in there too. We can talk more
about the bonuses and stuff. It just depends on how
many viewers you get. Um, you guys already have like
(07:16):
a set viewership. The only fans account is I think
it's got thirteen thousand on it already, so they're fans. Yeah,
it's Only Fitness. We're a gym that streams on only fans.
So all of our trainers just spend an hour, you know,
doing a workout. Are the trainers like, nude? What is this?
Are they new? No? All of our trainers are like you.
(07:37):
They've got a ton of experience. Oh yeah, nude. Yeah. Yeah. However,
you want to theme it, make sure you get that
approved by me first, you know, so that I can
make sure it's cool with our brands, so it days
on brand, not gonna go with too much leather. Okay.
So I interviewed for just like a regular boutique, Jim,
that's just open, right, And now you're telling me that
(08:01):
management change and now it's the trainers are nude and
it's on only fans. Oh yeah, yes, well not at first, right,
but like by the end of the hour training session
that you're going to do, the goal is to yeah,
you will be completely you know it's only fans. So
I'm so sorry. I have a PhD in kinesiology. Yeah, okay,
so that's how you say that word? What word? What
(08:23):
are you talking about? Like I was looking at your
resume and then I saw that word there. I didn't notice.
I was like, I was like, can you see whatever
that is? Like, I'm cool, what is that? It's the
study of how the body moves. I know, you gotta
be excited about it. Then to put that degree in
kinesiology to work for us, I mean, that's gonna be exciting.
So no, you stupid idiot. It's pronouncedogy. Okay. So I'm
(08:48):
doing the schedule right now, and do you need to
think about it tomorrow? Like should I put you down, like,
should I not put you on the schedule for tomorrow? Then?
Is that what you're saying? Please? No? Or for the
for the day after no? Oh. Also I forgot to
mention too, like you can bring your boyfriend Hugo along
to do workouts with you, I mean, and then like
it seek your boyfriend. So you guys, can you know,
do whatever. I'm really excited to have you on. You
(09:09):
know about my boyfriend Hugo. Oh, because he's one of
our biggest viewers and he told us like he's excited
for you to be working there. The is not watching
your perverted little only hand video. He's definitely gonna get
your fault for me. So I'm getting off the phone now. Okay, Well,
don't get off the phone because I need to tell
you this is actually a prank phone call. This is
Jewel from the Jewel Show and your boyfriend Hugo set
you up. This isn't the gym. No, your boyfriend told
(09:31):
us how you been waiting for a callback from a
job interview to work at a gym, and he wanted
us to totally change it on you. So Joe, oh
my god, that's almost the reason to break up with
it the Jewel Show on Demand. Hey Bennett, Okay, why
don't you do the countdown today for the News in
the style of your choosing. I'm gonna do it in
the style of Fergie for Delicious. Okay, how does that
(09:54):
trans Oh no, I was a Delicious Definiious Make them
boys go come. There's a song that counts down. There
is yes from Fergie. Yes. Oh well, there you go.
We just said it and that was exciting. Sign for
the j n N. The Jewel News Network for Tuesday,
January seventeenth, twenty twenty two. I'm Ryan Seacrest and this
(10:16):
is JNN. I'm not Ryan Seacrest at all, and this
is the Jewel News Network, though I'm Jewel Freshmen. For
your first story of the day. Get ready to have
to get rid of all of your Apple products soon?
Oh no? Why is that? Because Apple, anytime they come
out with something new, they always make everything else not
work with it and obsolete. So you have to buy
all new Apple stuff. So start saving now, because in
(10:37):
twenty twenty five, Apple said they might have their first
touch screen MacBook. Oh yeah, which is pretty cool, right.
Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple who passed away didn't
like the idea, so they've never done it before. But
they're like, well, now that that guy is not around anymore,
let's start touch screening it up. And so you might
be able to have a touch screen Apple MacBook for
(10:58):
the first time ever, coming in twenty twenty five. They say,
bring it on. Yeah, absolutely, I should start saving now. Yeah. Seriously,
it'll be a forty five thousand dollars and you have
to stand in line for months to get it. But
I'm excited about it because right now, when I do
use my MacBook, I'm so used to using my phone
or my iPad that I find myself trying to do
stuff on my MacBook on the screen. All so I'm like,
why is the screen not working? Oh? I'm on my computer,
(11:19):
Like I'm trying to swipe up on Google. I'm like,
why is that not swiping up? Oh? Because this doesn't
have a touch screen. That's Yeah. The thing about Apple
is they probably had this touchscreen MacBook for years now,
and it's like, could y'all come up with something that's
actually new? Yeah? Right, yeah, Actually, we're super excited about
Apple having a touchscreen MacBook, but every other company has
touchscreen everything. Yeah, where's the phone that never dies? How
(11:42):
about that? Where's the universal charging part? No matter what
it is, you can just charge everything. I'm pretty sure
Samsung can shoot an entire motion picture on their phones
by you just thinking about it. That they are like ooh,
in twenty twenty five, Apple is gonna have a touchscreen MacBook.
They're so ahead of they. This is the JNN, the
(12:03):
Jewel News Network. I'm Atthew McConaughey. Alright, alright, alright, let's
get to another story. Be hey, it's been it. So
millions of babies are born each year. And what's the
first thing you have to do once that baby pops out?
You got a name the baby? Okay, stream mode of
the hall running going like that. Those grossers that I
expected that part two, the huffing and posts. They just
(12:24):
publish a list of prohibited names because there's rules and
regulations when you name your baby. And Elon Muskin Grimes
they reportedly learned this in twenty twenty two when they
tried to name their first son x A Dash twelve.
And the rule in California is you can't use numbers
in your baby's name, So they use numbers in the
name that'd be cool. Yeah, you can't though, it's against
(12:46):
the rules. Okay, so they use Roman numerals. So other
examples include Texas there's a one hundred character limits. Georgia.
You can't use symbols or accents, and other names that
are prohibited this year include King, Queen, Jesus Christ Roman
noomoral third Santa Claus, Majesty Messiah, the at symbol, and
ten sixty nine whatever that means. Who can name your
(13:08):
kid king? Yeah, I know that's a cute name. If
you name you're a kid Kingston and you can you
kind of get around it, right, Yeah, you can't name
a majesty? Why not majesty Jermaine Jackson, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson,
you know one of the Jackson's. He got around that
because one of his kids has one of the best
names ever. It's majesty, but he named it jer Majesty.
(13:28):
So his name is Jermaine. His name is kid Gerty.
That is amazing. There you go. Yeah, so there's loopholes.
I'm gonna throw this list on our blog at the
jewelshow dot com in case you have in a baby
and you're about to pop up, So check it out there.
This is the J and N, the Jewel News Network,
where we give you the news with the straight up
facts that we're not sure or actually facts at all.
(13:50):
Our next story, let's send it on over to Christian
Grace Snow. It's Christian Gray Snow. While having your luggage
lost by an airline could be one of the worst
things to ever happen while you're traveling, I'm willing to
bet this Oregon woman's luggage lost experience takes the cake.
And here's lie. TikTok user April D. Gavin took to
the social platform to share the news that her luggage
had finally been returned to her home after a debaccle
with United Airlines. Gavin says she went on a business
(14:11):
trip from Oregon to Chicago, and though she just got
her bag back, it is worth noting that the business
trip I mentioned took place in twenty eighteen, o four
years United Airlines lost her bag for nearly five years,
according to upi dot Com. Gavin said she was shot
to receive a phone call this week informing her that
her suitcase had starred up in an airport in Houston
and was en route to her When she got it.
(14:32):
There was like a tracking, a bit of lu tracking
on it. It had been as far as Honduras over
the last four years, and she says, who knows where
else it went, but it came from Honduras and then
went to Houston, Texas, and then they sent it to
her in Oregon. She said the bag was slightly damaged
and one warm, but the contents were intact. So twenty
twenty three is the year we fit everything into a
carry on. That bag was so gone the clothing, it
(14:53):
went out of style and came back in style now DN.
Remember you can listen to the Jubil News Network every
single weekday morning at this time. This is well, that
was I guess the j and N and congrats suck us.
We just news up again. Oh yeah, Remember you can
follow the show on social media at the Jewels Show
follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at
(15:13):
your Marriage here Zero, I'm at ben A News. Christian
graycen the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of
the Roses only on the Jebil Show. It's time for
War of the Roses to catch a teeter and Hank
is on the phone. Hank thinks that his girlfriend, Ashley
might be cheating on him, and we're about to see
if we can find out if she is or if
(15:34):
Hank is just suspicious for no reason. Hank, what's up? Man?
So tell us a little bit about Ashley. Why do
you think that she's cheating on you? Well, honestly, I'm
worried because I found I found bumble on her phone.
Oh yeah, and I've been out of the dating scene
a while, but I know bumble Like I've seen the logo,
(15:56):
it's seen it on Instagram meme pages, and she's just
all's on her phone. I don't know. I'm worried. I've
really got it in my gut here that's she's cheating.
Why not talked to her about it? Why not go Hey,
I just happened to see your phone and that looks
like you get your own bubble. I'm worried, you know,
if I'm wrong, I don't want to have to worry
about being accused, right, you don't want to come off
(16:18):
like you're jealous and like you're checking out on her
and stuff. I don't know. I wanted to feel like
I trust her, but I'm just worried. Well, you need
to be able to trust her. In order to do that,
you know, effectively, you just have to have that conversation
with her and get it out of the way. But
something that you said, I have a question about. You
said that she's constantly on her phone. Was she someone
who spent a lot of time on her phone always
(16:40):
or is this like a new thing more recently she's
been constantly She's been constantly on her phone more than normal.
When she's on her phone, you know, you know that smile,
you know that look, right, that look when you first
start talking to somebody and you're flirty, people have a
look it's like in their eye. Yeah. Like I've been
(17:01):
with people that have cheated on me and when they
were on their phone, you could tell something was going
on because you could just see the little smile, whether
they meant to do it or not, like they were
doing it without even knowing it, and it was like,
I've seen that look before. Yep. Yeah. No, she seems
really re energized, like she's starting to spark new ideas
and stuff. You get the sense that she's like like
(17:23):
she's like waking up and really excited about it. Has
she not seemed very excited in the last few months.
Maybe I get the sense that maybe she doesn't. I
don't want to say lonely, because I'm you know, I'm
here and I try to support her. But I do
get the sense that she's a little maybe she feels
that way, so she's just feel a little distant. You know,
(17:44):
you say she feels lonely, But is it because you
don't feel close to her right now? The good point
that might be it has there been any like other
than you know, seeing the app and her being distant.
Has there been any changes in her schedule? You know,
has she you know, maybe stayed at work a little longer,
hung out with quote unquote friends, A good question, anything
(18:06):
out of the blue. No, that's all been normal. She
hasn't you know, been like you know, I gotta drop everything,
I got to see a friend or anything. I mean,
if you saw bumble on her phone, that would instantly
make me go, okay, what's going on? So it's understandable,
all right, And you already told us that she has
a Nordstrom card. So we'll call from Nordstrom, the huge
department store, and say that every single month, we choose
(18:27):
one person that wins a luxury item from the department
of their choice to send to someone special to them.
So we'll see if she sends something to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a
song come back and see if she is cheating with
War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, if
you're just joining us for War of the Roses to
Catch a Cheater. Hank is on the phone, and Hank
thinks that his girlfriend Ashley might be cheating on him
(18:49):
because the other day he was looking at her phone
while she was on it and he saw the bumble logo. Yeah,
so she's got bumble on her phone. Of course, they've
been together a while, so they are not supposed to
have dating apps on the phone. Also, he's noticed that
she seems a little re energized and kind of looks
like she's having a lot of fun talking to whoever
she's talking to on her phone when she's on her phone. Yeah,
(19:11):
he hasn't asked her about it because he doesn't want
to come off jealous, so instead he called us to
call her up and see if she's cheating by setting
up a War of the Rose to Catch a Cheater. So,
no matter what, you're gonna come off jealous, Hank. Just
know that unless she's really cheating, then you're right. Yeah, exactly,
and then who cares if you're jealous indicated? Yeah, you
weren't even jealous, You were just right. So, Hank, are
you ready to call her now? Yeah? Okay, Hank. Hank
(19:35):
told us that the best way to get her is
she has a norstroom card. So we're gonna call from
Norstrom and say that. Every single month, we choose one
random person who has a Norstroom card that wins a
free luxury item from any of our departments to send
to someone special to them, and we'll see what she
sends and who she sends it to. All right, I'm
gonna call her right now, Hank. Okay, okay. Hello, Hi,
(20:05):
this is Gregor calling from a nors From customer service team.
I was looking for Ashley. Yes, Ashley, Ashley. Hey, how
are you? I'm trying? I'm calling about your Nords from card.
Oh okay, Um, is your problem? This is no, there's
not a problem. Congratulations, you're this month's lucky winner. Oh
(20:29):
oh okay? What? Um? What do I win? Every single month,
we choose one customer who has a norse from card
totally random. Call them up and they they what you've
won is basically, you've won one luxury item from any
department in our store to be delivered to somebody's special
to you. Oh wow, okay, Um, what do you need
(20:51):
for me? What are we talking about sending here? We?
I mean, you know we have everything? So yeah, Um,
cologne I perfect? And um you do you know the type? Um? Yeah,
I know, he gets it there. It's the Tom four.
It's in the blue bottles. But I guess the smaller
(21:13):
one because I don't the other big ones. Problem two fifty,
No problem. I'll get that for you and i'll pull
up the stuff here in a second and we'll get
the right one. Do you want to send a card
along with it? Um? No, I mean he'll know who
it's from. Okay, all right, great, I'll just need the name,
the first and last name of the person you want
to send it to. Okay, um, hank um and the
(21:38):
last name. Okay. Well, I guess the next thing would
be for me to get the address, but I don't
need that because this is I'm not calling from Northstrom.
I'm actually calling from the Jewel Show and this is Jewel,
this is Victoria, this has been it, and this is
Christian Grace now, and we do a segment called War
of the Roses to catch a cheater, where if somebody
thinks they're significant other might be cheating on them, they
(21:58):
ask us to trying to find out. And that's how
we were trying to find out. We want to see
if you sent that to your boyfriend or someone else.
I'm what, yeah, and your boyfriend, Hank is on the
phone listening, and let's talk to you. I Hank, Yeah,
what's going on? I was getting worried about you. You're you.
(22:20):
You've You've been on your phone much more, a lot
more recently. I've I've seen you on bumble. I've just
been so confused, Hank, you into my phone? No, no, no, no,
I haven't gone through your phone. I've seen it on
your phone when you were on it, and I still
just can't get that image out of my head. I'm
(22:41):
just I just don't get it. Why do you have
bumble on your phone? Okay, well, yeah I have bumble
on my phone, but I'm not I'm not looking for dudes.
I'm just using it to find friends. I'm using the
(23:04):
oh oh Bumble has a friend thing on it look
for friends too. Why did anybody tell me this? So
you say that you're using Bumble to find friends, You're
not using Bumble to cheat on your boyfriend. No, no,
not at not at all, Hank. No, I no, I
(23:27):
would never cheat on you. I'm I'm sorry that you
thought that this was happening. No, Oh my god, I am,
I am so sorry. Yeah, no, I would ever cheat
on you. I just I don't have a lot of friends.
I mean, I you know, kind of during covidisms, going
(23:48):
through my self discovery, I lost a lot of friends,
and I'm looking for new friends. I'm just chealing, kind
of lonely. And one of the things my trapist said
the new Year is find a way to put yourself
out there, try and find new people, get better people
in your life. That's what I was doing. Oh, I
(24:13):
you didn't tell me that you were feeling lonely like that.
I didn't know. I've just seeing you the kind of
distant I'm I'm so sorry. Why didn't you tell me? Well,
I don't know, I mean, why didn't you Why didn't
you tell me that you saw bumble on my phone?
(24:33):
I didn't want you to think when I was like jealous. Okay,
well I guess I didn't want you to think I
was friendless. Okay, all right, so well that's good news, Hank.
She's not cheating on you. It's very good to hear.
And I don't want you feeling like you have to
(24:54):
like you have to go to bumble to find somebody.
Let's let's go, let's go do something together. Let's gonna
take like souls the class or something where we can
go meet people. That's ye, like, do some stuff like
that and then maybe you guys can you guys can
both meet some friends, maybe even some couple friends. Yeah, okay, yeah, no,
(25:14):
that that sonds really good. Let's let's let's me do that.
I'm sorry that I worried you. No, I've been I
would never cheat on you. No, Um, I'm sorry too.
I just dang Bumbles should really make that a lot
more clear on the app does not for dating. All right, Well,
(25:38):
congratulation saying she's not cheating, and enjoy your salsa classes.
Thanks you guys. Did Jewels show on demand? Jebils Dirty
Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up you text? Did you
(26:00):
will show up? Four? One or six? One and said
you had a dirty little secret. So we decided to
call you back right now. Hi, how are you? Hi?
Oh m, can you tell us what your dirty little
secret is? Now? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? All right, then we're
here for what is it? What's your dirty little secret? Okay?
So my boyfriend thinks that I'm a genius at Jeopardy.
(26:21):
The desert now is that I just play reruns when
I'm with him, So he thinks I am super smart.
Oh my god. And then at seven thirty it starts
over just saying yeah. So my boyfriend usually comes home
around six, and then he goes to the gym and
then he comes back and it's like seven thirty, right,
so I'm locked in loaded, and so he thinks you're
(26:42):
He's like, dude, you should be on Jeopardy. You could
win the whole thing. You that Ken Jennings guy, Well, exactly,
And what we do, which is I feel awful, but
we made it into a competition and so um, you know,
if I win, then he has to like do the dishes,
which I'm always winning. So I don't know if I
(27:03):
like this or if this is dirty. And so he
hasn't caught on that you've been watching it beforehand and
have all the answers. Yeah, no, he has no idea.
And then I'll, you know, sometimes he'll come home early
and then I'll just like change the channel or I'll
get him to go. I'm like, you should probably go
to the gym. I think he goes to the gym,
and then I have all the answers, so I have
(27:24):
it all down. Yeah. I used to have a roommate
who drove me absolutely nuts, okay, because he would watch
Jeopardy every night. He was big into Jeopardy, and he
would try to answer the questions loudly so everybody could
hear him and hear how smart he was. But he
always answered the questions like just a hair after they
had already been answered. Oh right, I called out and
(27:46):
be like, dude, they already said it. You don't know that.
I did already know that. I'm like, no, you didn't, dude,
watch it one time and answer before they answer. Try it.
Try it. I don't think he ever did it yourself. Yeah,
he's like, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, give me a minute,
if you could be on one game show, would you
be on Jeopardy? Caller? Well, I don't know because I
(28:08):
don't know what it's like to not know the answer. Then,
if you could be on one game show, what game
show would you want to be on? Um? I think
I would want to be on the Wipeout show, you
know where you're like jumping around. Yeah, that would be
a fun one. My best friend was on Wipeout. Yes
she got rocked. Really, Yes, it's so funny. Those videos
(28:30):
will never get old just watching people get If you
don't do well on the show, you might do good
on the internet because you'll goo. Definitely, that's a fun
one to be on. Absolutely, I've I've always wanted to
be on a game show. I've actually always wanted to
be a game show host, not always recently, I wanted
to be a game show host because being a game
show host would be such an easy job. And like
look at Pat say Jack guaranteed money base exactly like
(28:51):
you just you do that. They tape like all the
episodes in one day, so it work like one or
two days a week. Yes, you don't have to do
anything but go, here's this, here's the question. Hey, what's
your name? Where are you from? Are you excited to
be here? That's all you have to do that's all
you have to do. And it's someone who's worked in
TV live TV where we would pretake three episodes a
day sometimes and they were hour long TV episodes, shows
(29:12):
like Will of Fortune and things like that. Is like
you just said, they can knock out a week's worth
the episodes in half a day. I'm like, Drew Kerry
has the life. Oh yes, Yeah, that guy used to
do stand up like Graig, Like he's a tour He
used to have all kinds of stuff going on. He
stopped everything that he's doing just because he has a
because he got the game show gig. I'm like, yeah,
I would he works like one day in a week
(29:32):
and then just chills out the rest of the time. Network. Yeah, exactly.
If anybody's got a game show they want me to host,
oh thank you, but I won't need it. Then Jubile
show on demand. I could be rich, but I'd never
shop at Whole Foods because then I wouldn't be rich anymore.
It's a Jubil show. That's a text we just got
(29:52):
in at four one oh six one. We're asking the
question right now because it was trending on Twitter the
other day and some of the answers were hilarious, so
we figured why not here your answers call us right
now eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one oh six one. I could
be rich, but I'd never blank hey, Haley, I would
never put a pool in my yard or buy a
boat wholsot. No, they're just so expensive and like all
(30:19):
the things that go wrong with them, like the horror
stories from people having to maintain them is crazy. Yeah,
for sure. So when you're tay pool any kind of pool,
like an in ground pool, an above ground pool, a
kiddie pool, no pools for you, No, just like no
pool not good at all. Yeah. And boats, it's way
better to have a friend with a boat than to
be the boat owner, right, Yeah, because they're always they're
always working on it, always fixing it, and they're like,
(30:40):
I wish I would have never bought this thing. It's
always broken and I have to fix something on it,
boat stands or bring out another thousand that's all. Yeah. Sure,
my boss that told me, like the best day of
your life and the worst day of your life is
when you buy a boat. Yeah, wow about that. So,
no matter how much money he really had, she would
(31:01):
not buy a boat or a pool. Yeah. Yeah, you're
way better, but way better with money than I am. Absolutely,
because I would buy a pool big enough to put
a boat in, and then just spending all of my
money fixing both of them at the same I don't
want to drive a boat, I'd still buy one. Yeah,
thank you. All right, Victoria, you could be rich, but
you'd never what I would never, probably like stop working
(31:23):
just because I would get too bored. Oh okay, I
would like invest in whatever, like I really want to do. Like, yeah,
I guess work on your passion. Then you're not actually working. Yeah, smart.
I would not work, No, not at all. I would
if I won the lottery, I would work one more day,
but it would be to come in and tell everybody
I won the lottery and I'm leaving. Yeah, and it
would be a half day for sure. I agree with you, Victoria.
(31:47):
They say, if you do the job you love, you
don't have to work a day of your life, so
you could be loaded in doing the thing that you love.
Take your great life to me, Yeah it does. Love it.
Call us up right now eight at eight three four,
three one oh six one. We're asking the question. It
is turning on two or I could be rich, but
I'd never blank Elizabeth, I'm still not buying in a
flashing car like no landows, no gratis, nothing like that.
(32:09):
It's hard, Okay, why because I feel like it's just
it's either a lot of times where guys over compensating
for something. Yeah, I feel like it's like a flash,
like what are you trying to do? Like what attention
to grab and it's just kind of obnoxious. I feel like, yeah, yeah,
I get that. What's the nicest you would go? Oh,
I mean like a range Rover would be nice. That's
(32:32):
like durable, still kind of like nice but practical because
I can still you know, suple with kids and you know,
that's a cool mom car. I mean I think it
would be awesome you pull up how old are your kids?
Their seven? Seven? So you pull up to an elementary
school in a lambo in the morning butterfly doors on
absolutely you know, yeah, that's a hard no for me,
(32:53):
Like that's like even like turning their head like oh
my god. Yeah, but like your mom will trying way
too hard. You have a bunch of money. What you
could do is just buy, like you said, like a
range over a nice car, right, But then you'd have
a bunch of money, or you could buy because anybody
who owns a Lambo or a Porsche or something like that,
(33:14):
they always have the apparel that goes with it. By yourself,
a cool Lamborghini jacket, so when you're out, people still
know you're rich. Like that. I like that idea. I
knew a guy who had a Porsche key chain. Oh
didn't I He definitely never had enough money for a Porsche.
Oh God, I never saw that dude above a Honda Accord.
But it's like people get the Mercedes emblems and replace
(33:35):
it for the Honda. Yeah, that's all I would do.
I would just use the money to do that. I
would have a Honda Accord and then I would replace
the emblems with Lamborghini. I'm gonna like a special kind
of labor I've never seen. It's the girls that like
the nice heels, but then they put the red bottoms
on them to make them look lord exactly. Thanks for
(34:00):
calling Elizabeth. Appreciate it, Bennett. What is the one thing
you'd never do? I could be rich, but I'd never
would listen. It's a thriving industry nowadays, but I could
never and would never pay to get it in Okay,
I would never pay for sex. Yeah, I feel like never.
I feel like it's a transaction itself. That's ridiculous. Like
but if you had all the money, though, you could
(34:21):
it could be like really good. I mean it's not
sixty If you have all the money, why pay for it?
Like everyone's gonna be throwing themselves at you. Yeah, yeah,
that's true, except I think that you know you pay
for it. It's not to get it, it's so that
they just will lead like, yeah, you get to control
the terms. I don't have to hear from you ever. Again,
(34:42):
we just did a business deal. Thank you very much. Here,
you have a good day. I don't have to deal
with any drama. So good crazy it either way, But
I do understand that pay to make you leave? All right, Christian,
what is the one thing that you would never pay for?
You know? I have to be honest. There ain't nothing
that I'm I've never had a lot of money, and
if I did have a lot of money, it would
(35:03):
not last long because I would blow through every single
bit of it. I'm not chartering jets, I'm buying jets.
I'm not renting vacation homes. I'm buying vacation about Yeah, yeah,
I have no idea what I'm doing. I wouldn't be
the same way I was like, but I'd never I'd never.
I don't know, I'd never move again because I'd dip
myself in gold and I would have to breathe through
a straw through a bullet, and I wouldn't be able
to move because I just I would spend so much
(35:25):
money on everything. I don't know what I wouldn't do.
Calls up right now eight at eight three four three
one six one, textan four one oh six one. I
could be rich, but I'd never flank The Jewels show
on demand
Then Jebel Show on demand. This is another one of
those ridiculous Internet questions where people are going to get
very angry by the end of it. Why because we're
talking about food and Americans are passionate about food, and
today the ridiculous internet question is what is the only
ice cream flavor that matters? Calls right now? Eight eight eight,
(00:22):
three four three one to six one, Hey, Megan, what
is the only ice cream flavor that matters? Probably strawberry cheesecake.
Who okay? Okay? Tracks? What is that one? What is
in Moose Tracks that Jerry been? Has that been in
(00:42):
Jerry's No, it's blue Bunny? You don't know? No? What's blue? Okay?
Is blue Bunny? Like Ben and Jerry's um? Like? Do
you know how they name stuff like tinky Winky juice
or whatever? I don't know, or it's just a brand.
But it's okay, smooth and milky. It's almost like a custard,
but it's so good. What is in Moose Tracks? Though? Like?
(01:04):
What kind of ice cream is it? Moose Track has
like these little bunny shaped chocolates that are filled with caramel,
and then they have chocolate covered pralines. Whoa and swirls
in it. My god, that sounds heavenly. Yeah, that does
sound good. Plans are very underrated. I've never had a
(01:25):
prelium outside of ice cream, but they are very good
in ice cream, And now I don't get them enough.
It's given boogie. What's a prelim? I think it's like
a nut, but it's like it's better than a peacam.
I would tell you that you can only find him
an ice cream. They only grow an ice cream. Apparently,
I've never had a nuts dot com. Oh well, I'm
(01:45):
not going to go to that in my work computer.
Don't try to get me to do that, thanks Megan. Alright, Victoria,
what is the only ice cream flavor that matters cookies
and cream? Oh? Yes, that's a good one. Video. I know. Yeah,
I haven't had it since I was a kid, you know,
because in an end an adult, I my favorite ice
cream flavor is anything sorbet, anything that doesn't have Do
(02:07):
you have anything without lactose? Is there a vegan ice cream?
You have anything that's cold and doesn't really taste like
ice cream. I'll take that. That's what I have to eat.
But I used to love that one also. Right now,
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
three four three one o six one. And what's the
only ice cream flavor that matters? Well? Calling me a
basic bee because I love vanilla ice cream. Ice cream
(02:31):
that matters. But I have it with the side of
rainbow sprinkles, okay, And that's the only way I can
eat it, a bowl of rainbow sprinkles because I dunk
every like scoop in basic But make a gay. Hey
do you vanilla bean or French vanilla? Yes? Oh? Or
vanilla bean? What is the difference between French vanilla, vanilla bean,
and vanilla? Those the same flavor, but they're all kind
(02:52):
of different. It's also the Tilini has the matta gascar
vanilla whatever that is? Who I can put so many
things into Google. Y'all are doing much basic American vanilla,
straight up vanilla. Yeah. In other countries, do they call
that vanilla American vanilla like we do French vanilla? Because
they must, because I think that's our vanilla. I think
they just call it basic as hell. Yeah, in France
(03:13):
they call it. Yeah, I like French vanilla. I don't
know why it's yellow e I have the answer, Yes,
what is it? Okay, So French vanilla ice cream contains
a yolks, which explains the yellow and traditionally the base
of plain vanilla ice cream does not. Version is also
called Philadelphia style. Okay, that makes sense. I just figured
(03:34):
the French vanilla was yellow because that was a prank
they played on the rest of the world, like we're
going to send them our ice cream, but they're gonna
pee in it a little bit. Exactly, idiots call us
three four three six ones to days Enchicula was internet
question is what is the only ice cream flavor that matters? Hello, Chris,
are you kidding me? Bro? What you should see the
face on Victoria and christ and they both just they
(03:56):
both just snoled would simply and satisfying. Well, and it's
a little different from the rest. Yeah, people kind of
like you, Chris, simply yet satisfying a little different from
the rest. But we've heard absolutely Christian Grace. Now, what
is the only ixcream flavor that matters? Only ice cream
flavor that matters? In my opinion? And shout out to
(04:17):
my mom Cathy for this, because she and I have
always shared the same favorite ice cream flavor. It strawberry basic.
There was this ice cream parlor called C. F. Jones
and mount Airy, and we would go and get the
strawberry ice cream and they would have just like chunks
of like actual frozen strawberries in it, and oh my god,
can you just get like a big cup of it?
Oh my god? So good, so good, so good, basic
but delicious. All right, kind of like me, Sorry, Robert,
(04:44):
what is the only ice cream flavor that matters? Chocolate? Chocolate?
What you're feeling on mint chocolate chip? I mean it's good,
but compared to the chocolate, I want to throw up.
Oh hey, that's how you really feel. Thanks Robert, thanks
for calling. Yeah, well yeah you called us, but thank you.
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Remember you can follow the show on social media at
the Jewil Show. Follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I'm at vir Mirror zero zero, i am at Bennett News,
I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewel Show on demand.
It's another Jewbil phone Frameay mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hey,
(05:26):
what's up? This is Derek from Fitness. I was looking
for uh Carissa, Carissa? Hey, what up? Charissa? How are you?
I'm good? How are you good? Um? So calling you
back about your job interview. Awesome, hopefully it's good news.
It's been crazy since you interviewed for a job. Like
the day after you interviewed, they sold the gym, so
(05:47):
it's under new ownership. It's completely changing. Oh okay, So
does that mean that I don't get the job then
or are playing? Oh no, no, like sorry if that
sounded that way. No, you totally you still got the job.
Congratulations on being our newest train Oh yeah, I'm thanks.
Your first workout is actually going to be tomorrow. Um,
and it's at ten thirty, from ten thirty to eleven thirty. Okay, Wow,
(06:09):
I didn't realize that he's teaching so quickly. What kinds
of classes am I teaching? Um? Well, that's the thing
like with the new owners. Um, it's kind of whatever
you want to do, okay, So I just come up
with whatever I want on my own. Or is there
like any kind of like team or like style? Yeah?
Well okay, so all right, so it's like a little
(06:29):
different now. They actually we've gotten rid of all of
our in person clientele, so there's gonna be nobody working
out in the gym in person anymore. Oh yeah, like
peloton style? Yeah, kind of the new owners have changed
the name to Only Fitness. Okay, okay. The whole concept
of this gym is that it is virtual, so that's
(06:53):
kind of exciting, right yeah, yeah, yeah. So every trainer
at the gym will be teaching one class a day.
That's all you have to do the whole day, and
you get paid the same salary as you would have
before that you talked about Stephen with and even some
bonuses okay thrown in there too. We can talk more
about the bonuses and stuff. It just depends on how
many viewers you get. Um, you guys already have like
(07:16):
a set viewership. The only fans account is I think
it's got thirteen thousand on it already, so they're fans. Yeah,
it's Only Fitness. We're a gym that streams on only fans.
So all of our trainers just spend an hour, you know,
doing a workout. Are the trainers like, nude? What is this?
Are they new? No? All of our trainers are like you.
(07:37):
They've got a ton of experience. Oh yeah, nude. Yeah. Yeah. However,
you want to theme it, make sure you get that
approved by me first, you know, so that I can
make sure it's cool with our brands, so it days
on brand, not gonna go with too much leather. Okay.
So I interviewed for just like a regular boutique, Jim,
that's just open, right, And now you're telling me that
(08:01):
management change and now it's the trainers are nude and
it's on only fans. Oh yeah, yes, well not at first, right,
but like by the end of the hour training session
that you're going to do, the goal is to yeah,
you will be completely you know it's only fans. So
I'm so sorry. I have a PhD in kinesiology. Yeah, okay,
so that's how you say that word? What word? What
(08:23):
are you talking about? Like I was looking at your
resume and then I saw that word there. I didn't notice.
I was like, I was like, can you see whatever
that is? Like, I'm cool, what is that? It's the
study of how the body moves. I know, you gotta
be excited about it. Then to put that degree in
kinesiology to work for us, I mean, that's gonna be exciting.
So no, you stupid idiot. It's pronouncedogy. Okay. So I'm
(08:48):
doing the schedule right now, and do you need to
think about it tomorrow? Like should I put you down, like,
should I not put you on the schedule for tomorrow? Then?
Is that what you're saying? Please? No? Or for the
for the day after no? Oh. Also I forgot to
mention too, like you can bring your boyfriend Hugo along
to do workouts with you, I mean, and then like
it seek your boyfriend. So you guys, can you know,
do whatever. I'm really excited to have you on. You
(09:09):
know about my boyfriend Hugo. Oh, because he's one of
our biggest viewers and he told us like he's excited
for you to be working there. The is not watching
your perverted little only hand video. He's definitely gonna get
your fault for me. So I'm getting off the phone now. Okay, Well,
don't get off the phone because I need to tell
you this is actually a prank phone call. This is
Jewel from the Jewel Show and your boyfriend Hugo set
you up. This isn't the gym. No, your boyfriend told
(09:31):
us how you been waiting for a callback from a
job interview to work at a gym, and he wanted
us to totally change it on you. So Joe, oh
my god, that's almost the reason to break up with
it the Jewel Show on Demand. Hey Bennett, Okay, why
don't you do the countdown today for the News in
the style of your choosing. I'm gonna do it in
the style of Fergie for Delicious. Okay, how does that
(09:54):
trans Oh no, I was a Delicious Definiious Make them
boys go come. There's a song that counts down. There
is yes from Fergie. Yes. Oh well, there you go.
We just said it and that was exciting. Sign for
the j n N. The Jewel News Network for Tuesday,
January seventeenth, twenty twenty two. I'm Ryan Seacrest and this
(10:16):
is JNN. I'm not Ryan Seacrest at all, and this
is the Jewel News Network, though I'm Jewel Freshmen. For
your first story of the day. Get ready to have
to get rid of all of your Apple products soon?
Oh no? Why is that? Because Apple, anytime they come
out with something new, they always make everything else not
work with it and obsolete. So you have to buy
all new Apple stuff. So start saving now, because in
(10:37):
twenty twenty five, Apple said they might have their first
touch screen MacBook. Oh yeah, which is pretty cool, right.
Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple who passed away didn't
like the idea, so they've never done it before. But
they're like, well, now that that guy is not around anymore,
let's start touch screening it up. And so you might
be able to have a touch screen Apple MacBook for
(10:58):
the first time ever, coming in twenty twenty five. They say,
bring it on. Yeah, absolutely, I should start saving now. Yeah. Seriously,
it'll be a forty five thousand dollars and you have
to stand in line for months to get it. But
I'm excited about it because right now, when I do
use my MacBook, I'm so used to using my phone
or my iPad that I find myself trying to do
stuff on my MacBook on the screen. All so I'm like,
why is the screen not working? Oh? I'm on my computer,
(11:19):
Like I'm trying to swipe up on Google. I'm like,
why is that not swiping up? Oh? Because this doesn't
have a touch screen. That's Yeah. The thing about Apple
is they probably had this touchscreen MacBook for years now,
and it's like, could y'all come up with something that's
actually new? Yeah? Right, yeah, Actually, we're super excited about
Apple having a touchscreen MacBook, but every other company has
touchscreen everything. Yeah, where's the phone that never dies? How
(11:42):
about that? Where's the universal charging part? No matter what
it is, you can just charge everything. I'm pretty sure
Samsung can shoot an entire motion picture on their phones
by you just thinking about it. That they are like ooh,
in twenty twenty five, Apple is gonna have a touchscreen MacBook.
They're so ahead of they. This is the JNN, the
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Jewel News Network. I'm Atthew McConaughey. Alright, alright, alright, let's
get to another story. Be hey, it's been it. So
millions of babies are born each year. And what's the
first thing you have to do once that baby pops out?
You got a name the baby? Okay, stream mode of
the hall running going like that. Those grossers that I
expected that part two, the huffing and posts. They just
(12:24):
publish a list of prohibited names because there's rules and
regulations when you name your baby. And Elon Muskin Grimes
they reportedly learned this in twenty twenty two when they
tried to name their first son x A Dash twelve.
And the rule in California is you can't use numbers
in your baby's name, So they use numbers in the
name that'd be cool. Yeah, you can't though, it's against
(12:46):
the rules. Okay, so they use Roman numerals. So other
examples include Texas there's a one hundred character limits. Georgia.
You can't use symbols or accents, and other names that
are prohibited this year include King, Queen, Jesus Christ Roman
noomoral third Santa Claus, Majesty Messiah, the at symbol, and
ten sixty nine whatever that means. Who can name your
(13:08):
kid king? Yeah, I know that's a cute name. If
you name you're a kid Kingston and you can you
kind of get around it, right, Yeah, you can't name
a majesty? Why not majesty Jermaine Jackson, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson,
you know one of the Jackson's. He got around that
because one of his kids has one of the best
names ever. It's majesty, but he named it jer Majesty.
(13:28):
So his name is Jermaine. His name is kid Gerty.
That is amazing. There you go. Yeah, so there's loopholes.
I'm gonna throw this list on our blog at the
jewelshow dot com in case you have in a baby
and you're about to pop up, So check it out there.
This is the J and N, the Jewel News Network,
where we give you the news with the straight up
facts that we're not sure or actually facts at all.
(13:50):
Our next story, let's send it on over to Christian
Grace Snow. It's Christian Gray Snow. While having your luggage
lost by an airline could be one of the worst
things to ever happen while you're traveling, I'm willing to
bet this Oregon woman's luggage lost experience takes the cake.
And here's lie. TikTok user April D. Gavin took to
the social platform to share the news that her luggage
had finally been returned to her home after a debaccle
with United Airlines. Gavin says she went on a business
(14:11):
trip from Oregon to Chicago, and though she just got
her bag back, it is worth noting that the business
trip I mentioned took place in twenty eighteen, o four
years United Airlines lost her bag for nearly five years,
according to upi dot Com. Gavin said she was shot
to receive a phone call this week informing her that
her suitcase had starred up in an airport in Houston
and was en route to her When she got it.
(14:32):
There was like a tracking, a bit of lu tracking
on it. It had been as far as Honduras over
the last four years, and she says, who knows where
else it went, but it came from Honduras and then
went to Houston, Texas, and then they sent it to
her in Oregon. She said the bag was slightly damaged
and one warm, but the contents were intact. So twenty
twenty three is the year we fit everything into a
carry on. That bag was so gone the clothing, it
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your Marriage here Zero, I'm at ben A News. Christian
graycen the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of
the Roses only on the Jebil Show. It's time for
War of the Roses to catch a teeter and Hank
is on the phone. Hank thinks that his girlfriend, Ashley
might be cheating on him, and we're about to see
if we can find out if she is or if
(15:34):
Hank is just suspicious for no reason. Hank, what's up? Man?
So tell us a little bit about Ashley. Why do
you think that she's cheating on you? Well, honestly, I'm
worried because I found I found bumble on her phone.
Oh yeah, and I've been out of the dating scene
a while, but I know bumble Like I've seen the logo,
(15:56):
it's seen it on Instagram meme pages, and she's just
all's on her phone. I don't know. I'm worried. I've
really got it in my gut here that's she's cheating.
Why not talked to her about it? Why not go Hey,
I just happened to see your phone and that looks
like you get your own bubble. I'm worried, you know,
if I'm wrong, I don't want to have to worry
about being accused, right, you don't want to come off
(16:18):
like you're jealous and like you're checking out on her
and stuff. I don't know. I wanted to feel like
I trust her, but I'm just worried. Well, you need
to be able to trust her. In order to do that,
you know, effectively, you just have to have that conversation
with her and get it out of the way. But
something that you said, I have a question about. You
said that she's constantly on her phone. Was she someone
who spent a lot of time on her phone always
(16:40):
or is this like a new thing more recently she's
been constantly She's been constantly on her phone more than normal.
When she's on her phone, you know, you know that smile,
you know that look, right, that look when you first
start talking to somebody and you're flirty, people have a
look it's like in their eye. Yeah. Like I've been
(17:01):
with people that have cheated on me and when they
were on their phone, you could tell something was going
on because you could just see the little smile, whether
they meant to do it or not, like they were
doing it without even knowing it, and it was like,
I've seen that look before. Yep. Yeah. No, she seems
really re energized, like she's starting to spark new ideas
and stuff. You get the sense that she's like like
(17:23):
she's like waking up and really excited about it. Has
she not seemed very excited in the last few months.
Maybe I get the sense that maybe she doesn't. I
don't want to say lonely, because I'm you know, I'm
here and I try to support her. But I do
get the sense that she's a little maybe she feels
that way, so she's just feel a little distant. You know,
(17:44):
you say she feels lonely, But is it because you
don't feel close to her right now? The good point
that might be it has there been any like other
than you know, seeing the app and her being distant.
Has there been any changes in her schedule? You know,
has she you know, maybe stayed at work a little longer,
hung out with quote unquote friends, A good question, anything
(18:06):
out of the blue. No, that's all been normal. She
hasn't you know, been like you know, I gotta drop everything,
I got to see a friend or anything. I mean,
if you saw bumble on her phone, that would instantly
make me go, okay, what's going on? So it's understandable,
all right, And you already told us that she has
a Nordstrom card. So we'll call from Nordstrom, the huge
department store, and say that every single month, we choose
(18:27):
one person that wins a luxury item from the department
of their choice to send to someone special to them.
So we'll see if she sends something to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a
song come back and see if she is cheating with
War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, if
you're just joining us for War of the Roses to
Catch a Cheater. Hank is on the phone, and Hank
thinks that his girlfriend Ashley might be cheating on him
(18:49):
because the other day he was looking at her phone
while she was on it and he saw the bumble logo. Yeah,
so she's got bumble on her phone. Of course, they've
been together a while, so they are not supposed to
have dating apps on the phone. Also, he's noticed that
she seems a little re energized and kind of looks
like she's having a lot of fun talking to whoever
she's talking to on her phone when she's on her phone. Yeah,
(19:11):
he hasn't asked her about it because he doesn't want
to come off jealous, so instead he called us to
call her up and see if she's cheating by setting
up a War of the Rose to Catch a Cheater. So,
no matter what, you're gonna come off jealous, Hank. Just
know that unless she's really cheating, then you're right. Yeah, exactly,
and then who cares if you're jealous indicated? Yeah, you
weren't even jealous, You were just right. So, Hank, are
you ready to call her now? Yeah? Okay, Hank. Hank
(19:35):
told us that the best way to get her is
she has a norstroom card. So we're gonna call from
Norstrom and say that. Every single month, we choose one
random person who has a Norstroom card that wins a
free luxury item from any of our departments to send
to someone special to them, and we'll see what she
sends and who she sends it to. All right, I'm
gonna call her right now, Hank. Okay, okay. Hello, Hi,
(20:05):
this is Gregor calling from a nors From customer service team.
I was looking for Ashley. Yes, Ashley, Ashley. Hey, how
are you? I'm trying? I'm calling about your Nords from card.
Oh okay, Um, is your problem? This is no, there's
not a problem. Congratulations, you're this month's lucky winner. Oh
(20:29):
oh okay? What? Um? What do I win? Every single month,
we choose one customer who has a norse from card
totally random. Call them up and they they what you've
won is basically, you've won one luxury item from any
department in our store to be delivered to somebody's special
to you. Oh wow, okay, Um, what do you need
(20:51):
for me? What are we talking about sending here? We?
I mean, you know we have everything? So yeah, Um,
cologne I perfect? And um you do you know the type? Um? Yeah,
I know, he gets it there. It's the Tom four.
It's in the blue bottles. But I guess the smaller
(21:13):
one because I don't the other big ones. Problem two fifty,
No problem. I'll get that for you and i'll pull
up the stuff here in a second and we'll get
the right one. Do you want to send a card
along with it? Um? No, I mean he'll know who
it's from. Okay, all right, great, I'll just need the name,
the first and last name of the person you want
to send it to. Okay, um, hank um and the
(21:38):
last name. Okay. Well, I guess the next thing would
be for me to get the address, but I don't
need that because this is I'm not calling from Northstrom.
I'm actually calling from the Jewel Show and this is Jewel,
this is Victoria, this has been it, and this is
Christian Grace now, and we do a segment called War
of the Roses to catch a cheater, where if somebody
thinks they're significant other might be cheating on them, they
(21:58):
ask us to trying to find out. And that's how
we were trying to find out. We want to see
if you sent that to your boyfriend or someone else.
I'm what, yeah, and your boyfriend, Hank is on the
phone listening, and let's talk to you. I Hank, Yeah,
what's going on? I was getting worried about you. You're you.
(22:20):
You've You've been on your phone much more, a lot
more recently. I've I've seen you on bumble. I've just
been so confused, Hank, you into my phone? No, no, no, no,
I haven't gone through your phone. I've seen it on
your phone when you were on it, and I still
just can't get that image out of my head. I'm
(22:41):
just I just don't get it. Why do you have
bumble on your phone? Okay, well, yeah I have bumble
on my phone, but I'm not I'm not looking for dudes.
I'm just using it to find friends. I'm using the
(23:04):
oh oh Bumble has a friend thing on it look
for friends too. Why did anybody tell me this? So
you say that you're using Bumble to find friends, You're
not using Bumble to cheat on your boyfriend. No, no,
not at not at all, Hank. No, I no, I
(23:27):
would never cheat on you. I'm I'm sorry that you
thought that this was happening. No, Oh my god, I am,
I am so sorry. Yeah, no, I would ever cheat
on you. I just I don't have a lot of friends.
I mean, I you know, kind of during covidisms, going
(23:48):
through my self discovery, I lost a lot of friends,
and I'm looking for new friends. I'm just chealing, kind
of lonely. And one of the things my trapist said
the new Year is find a way to put yourself
out there, try and find new people, get better people
in your life. That's what I was doing. Oh, I
(24:13):
you didn't tell me that you were feeling lonely like that.
I didn't know. I've just seeing you the kind of
distant I'm I'm so sorry. Why didn't you tell me? Well,
I don't know, I mean, why didn't you Why didn't
you tell me that you saw bumble on my phone?
(24:33):
I didn't want you to think when I was like jealous. Okay,
well I guess I didn't want you to think I
was friendless. Okay, all right, so well that's good news, Hank.
She's not cheating on you. It's very good to hear.
And I don't want you feeling like you have to
(24:54):
like you have to go to bumble to find somebody.
Let's let's go, let's go do something together. Let's gonna
take like souls the class or something where we can
go meet people. That's ye, like, do some stuff like
that and then maybe you guys can you guys can
both meet some friends, maybe even some couple friends. Yeah, okay, yeah, no,
(25:14):
that that sonds really good. Let's let's let's me do that.
I'm sorry that I worried you. No, I've been I
would never cheat on you. No, Um, I'm sorry too.
I just dang Bumbles should really make that a lot
more clear on the app does not for dating. All right, Well,
(25:38):
congratulation saying she's not cheating, and enjoy your salsa classes.
Thanks you guys. Did Jewels show on demand? Jebils Dirty
Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up you text? Did you
(26:00):
will show up? Four? One or six? One and said
you had a dirty little secret. So we decided to
call you back right now. Hi, how are you? Hi?
Oh m, can you tell us what your dirty little
secret is? Now? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? All right, then we're
here for what is it? What's your dirty little secret? Okay?
So my boyfriend thinks that I'm a genius at Jeopardy.
(26:21):
The desert now is that I just play reruns when
I'm with him, So he thinks I am super smart.
Oh my god. And then at seven thirty it starts
over just saying yeah. So my boyfriend usually comes home
around six, and then he goes to the gym and
then he comes back and it's like seven thirty, right,
so I'm locked in loaded, and so he thinks you're
(26:42):
He's like, dude, you should be on Jeopardy. You could
win the whole thing. You that Ken Jennings guy, Well, exactly,
And what we do, which is I feel awful, but
we made it into a competition and so um, you know,
if I win, then he has to like do the dishes,
which I'm always winning. So I don't know if I
(27:03):
like this or if this is dirty. And so he
hasn't caught on that you've been watching it beforehand and
have all the answers. Yeah, no, he has no idea.
And then I'll, you know, sometimes he'll come home early
and then I'll just like change the channel or I'll
get him to go. I'm like, you should probably go
to the gym. I think he goes to the gym,
and then I have all the answers, so I have
(27:24):
it all down. Yeah. I used to have a roommate
who drove me absolutely nuts, okay, because he would watch
Jeopardy every night. He was big into Jeopardy, and he
would try to answer the questions loudly so everybody could
hear him and hear how smart he was. But he
always answered the questions like just a hair after they
had already been answered. Oh right, I called out and
(27:46):
be like, dude, they already said it. You don't know that.
I did already know that. I'm like, no, you didn't, dude,
watch it one time and answer before they answer. Try it.
Try it. I don't think he ever did it yourself. Yeah,
he's like, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, give me a minute,
if you could be on one game show, would you
be on Jeopardy? Caller? Well, I don't know because I
(28:08):
don't know what it's like to not know the answer. Then,
if you could be on one game show, what game
show would you want to be on? Um? I think
I would want to be on the Wipeout show, you
know where you're like jumping around. Yeah, that would be
a fun one. My best friend was on Wipeout. Yes
she got rocked. Really, Yes, it's so funny. Those videos
(28:30):
will never get old just watching people get If you
don't do well on the show, you might do good
on the internet because you'll goo. Definitely, that's a fun
one to be on. Absolutely, I've I've always wanted to
be on a game show. I've actually always wanted to
be a game show host, not always recently, I wanted
to be a game show host because being a game
show host would be such an easy job. And like
look at Pat say Jack guaranteed money base exactly like
(28:51):
you just you do that. They tape like all the
episodes in one day, so it work like one or
two days a week. Yes, you don't have to do
anything but go, here's this, here's the question. Hey, what's
your name? Where are you from? Are you excited to
be here? That's all you have to do that's all
you have to do. And it's someone who's worked in
TV live TV where we would pretake three episodes a
day sometimes and they were hour long TV episodes, shows
(29:12):
like Will of Fortune and things like that. Is like
you just said, they can knock out a week's worth
the episodes in half a day. I'm like, Drew Kerry
has the life. Oh yes, Yeah, that guy used to
do stand up like Graig, Like he's a tour He
used to have all kinds of stuff going on. He
stopped everything that he's doing just because he has a
because he got the game show gig. I'm like, yeah,
I would he works like one day in a week
(29:32):
and then just chills out the rest of the time. Network. Yeah, exactly.
If anybody's got a game show they want me to host,
oh thank you, but I won't need it. Then Jubile
show on demand. I could be rich, but I'd never
shop at Whole Foods because then I wouldn't be rich anymore.
It's a Jubil show. That's a text we just got
(29:52):
in at four one oh six one. We're asking the
question right now because it was trending on Twitter the
other day and some of the answers were hilarious, so
we figured why not here your answers call us right
now eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one oh six one. I could
be rich, but I'd never blank hey, Haley, I would
never put a pool in my yard or buy a
boat wholsot. No, they're just so expensive and like all
(30:19):
the things that go wrong with them, like the horror
stories from people having to maintain them is crazy. Yeah,
for sure. So when you're tay pool any kind of pool,
like an in ground pool, an above ground pool, a
kiddie pool, no pools for you, No, just like no
pool not good at all. Yeah. And boats, it's way
better to have a friend with a boat than to
be the boat owner, right, Yeah, because they're always they're
always working on it, always fixing it, and they're like,
(30:40):
I wish I would have never bought this thing. It's
always broken and I have to fix something on it,
boat stands or bring out another thousand that's all. Yeah. Sure,
my boss that told me, like the best day of
your life and the worst day of your life is
when you buy a boat. Yeah, wow about that. So,
no matter how much money he really had, she would
(31:01):
not buy a boat or a pool. Yeah. Yeah, you're
way better, but way better with money than I am. Absolutely,
because I would buy a pool big enough to put
a boat in, and then just spending all of my
money fixing both of them at the same I don't
want to drive a boat, I'd still buy one. Yeah,
thank you. All right, Victoria, you could be rich, but
you'd never what I would never, probably like stop working
(31:23):
just because I would get too bored. Oh okay, I
would like invest in whatever, like I really want to do. Like, yeah,
I guess work on your passion. Then you're not actually working. Yeah, smart.
I would not work, No, not at all. I would
if I won the lottery, I would work one more day,
but it would be to come in and tell everybody
I won the lottery and I'm leaving. Yeah, and it
would be a half day for sure. I agree with you, Victoria.
(31:47):
They say, if you do the job you love, you
don't have to work a day of your life, so
you could be loaded in doing the thing that you love.
Take your great life to me, Yeah it does. Love it.
Call us up right now eight at eight three four,
three one oh six one. We're asking the question. It
is turning on two or I could be rich, but
I'd never blank Elizabeth, I'm still not buying in a
flashing car like no landows, no gratis, nothing like that.
(32:09):
It's hard, Okay, why because I feel like it's just
it's either a lot of times where guys over compensating
for something. Yeah, I feel like it's like a flash,
like what are you trying to do? Like what attention
to grab and it's just kind of obnoxious. I feel like, yeah, yeah,
I get that. What's the nicest you would go? Oh,
I mean like a range Rover would be nice. That's
(32:32):
like durable, still kind of like nice but practical because
I can still you know, suple with kids and you know,
that's a cool mom car. I mean I think it
would be awesome you pull up how old are your kids?
Their seven? Seven? So you pull up to an elementary
school in a lambo in the morning butterfly doors on
absolutely you know, yeah, that's a hard no for me,
(32:53):
Like that's like even like turning their head like oh
my god. Yeah, but like your mom will trying way
too hard. You have a bunch of money. What you
could do is just buy, like you said, like a
range over a nice car, right, But then you'd have
a bunch of money, or you could buy because anybody
who owns a Lambo or a Porsche or something like that,
(33:14):
they always have the apparel that goes with it. By yourself,
a cool Lamborghini jacket, so when you're out, people still
know you're rich. Like that. I like that idea. I
knew a guy who had a Porsche key chain. Oh
didn't I He definitely never had enough money for a Porsche.
Oh God, I never saw that dude above a Honda Accord.
But it's like people get the Mercedes emblems and replace
(33:35):
it for the Honda. Yeah, that's all I would do.
I would just use the money to do that. I
would have a Honda Accord and then I would replace
the emblems with Lamborghini. I'm gonna like a special kind
of labor I've never seen. It's the girls that like
the nice heels, but then they put the red bottoms
on them to make them look lord exactly. Thanks for
(34:00):
calling Elizabeth. Appreciate it, Bennett. What is the one thing
you'd never do? I could be rich, but I'd never
would listen. It's a thriving industry nowadays, but I could
never and would never pay to get it in Okay,
I would never pay for sex. Yeah, I feel like never.
I feel like it's a transaction itself. That's ridiculous. Like
but if you had all the money, though, you could
(34:21):
it could be like really good. I mean it's not
sixty If you have all the money, why pay for it?
Like everyone's gonna be throwing themselves at you. Yeah, yeah,
that's true, except I think that you know you pay
for it. It's not to get it, it's so that
they just will lead like, yeah, you get to control
the terms. I don't have to hear from you ever. Again,
(34:42):
we just did a business deal. Thank you very much. Here,
you have a good day. I don't have to deal
with any drama. So good crazy it either way, But
I do understand that pay to make you leave? All right, Christian,
what is the one thing that you would never pay for?
You know? I have to be honest. There ain't nothing
that I'm I've never had a lot of money, and
if I did have a lot of money, it would
(35:03):
not last long because I would blow through every single
bit of it. I'm not chartering jets, I'm buying jets.
I'm not renting vacation homes. I'm buying vacation about Yeah, yeah,
I have no idea what I'm doing. I wouldn't be
the same way I was like, but I'd never I'd never.
I don't know, I'd never move again because I'd dip
myself in gold and I would have to breathe through
a straw through a bullet, and I wouldn't be able
to move because I just I would spend so much
(35:25):
money on everything. I don't know what I wouldn't do.
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