You Vs Victoria - Victoria Takes On Another Challenger… but Who Really Knows Anything Before Coffee?

It’s a chaotic morning on The Jubal Show as a new contestant steps up to battle Victoria in America’s favorite trivia game, You vs. Victoria. From coffee-order confusion to rapid-fire questions that leave both players scrambling, this episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and one totally unexpected trivia moment you’ll have to hear to believe.

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Can I take your order? Am I get to a
tall trunk?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
A large black coffee?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Large black coffee?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Do you mean a venty No, I mean a large.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Venty is large, No venti is twenty. Yeah, large is large.
In fact, pole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Congratulations are stupid in three languages.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for twice tickets today, So go to
the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to exile Victoria to a purgatory of almost
smart for two or sixth graders who also somehow know
the answers that she missed, while her once mighty intellect

(00:47):
is reduced to the trivia equivalent of expired yogurt. Still
kind of your show, but not something you'd want at
a party.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Was the worst inspired yoga the sixth graders?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, please, Victoria. Next, it's the Jubil Show I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're
the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking, I'm
not attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
That, it's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez for twice tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for you versus Victoria, Terry.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
What's up, Terry? How are you?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm good. How are you guys this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Gray? Are you ready to crush it?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm ready to crush it.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
You're gonna crush it game, but you're not gonna crush
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Be me? Hey, get ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the room so she
can get ready. And while she's leaving, Terry, here's how
the game is played. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, all right, sounds good?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
All right? Are you ready to go?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I am ready?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Here we go, Terry. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Who painted the persistence of memory?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Path?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
What is the term for the fear of heights heidophobia?
I can't remember. What is the capital of Thailand? I
have no idea. Pass. Oh my gosh, which animal is
known as the king of the jungle lion? What chemical

(02:36):
element has the symbol ag.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Path?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
All right, hard Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled, Terry, here's a question for you. Okay,
If laziness were an Olympic sport, what would your event be?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh, couch surfing for sure, best, Victoria.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
If laziness we're an Olympic sport, what would your event be?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Umm? Is binge like Netflix?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
And show?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Next like binge watching techs? Yeah that's pretty good at all.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Right, here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to be Terry outright to win.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You ready to go?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, Terry, you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay? They're super easy, so be ready. Who painted the
persistence of memory?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Girl, you threw me off?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Uh memory memory, I don't have any I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Next, what is the term for the fear of heights? Scared?
What is the capital of Thailand Bangkok? Which animal is
known as the King of the jungle? Oh? Oh, lion?
What chemical element has the symbol ag agril? No iron?
Which planet has the most moons? The moon?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I got that.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Let's set over to the scoreboard. Now, our social media
producer Gabby has your score.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
All right, Terry, you got one correct? Wait for it,
Wait for it. Victoria got to.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Victoria?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Did it?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Sorry? You did not be Victoria. Wow, very impressive. How
does it feel, Victoria?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know when you're a winner? Jubile? You just come
out winning?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Alright?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Congratulations? Yeah, absolutely, so are you? Thank you for listening.
Let's get the answers now.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
With Nina Salvador Dali painted the persistence of memory. Acrophobia
is the term that's used for the fear of heights.
The capital of Thailand is Bangkok. The lion is known
as the King of the jungle. Ag is the chemical
some bowl for silver, and the planet with the most
moons is Saturn. Seriously, seriously lame. They should make it

(05:08):
your inupny is that? Why is it funny?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Your ainus is just one big giant moon. You didn't
know that? Done it directly? Hey, Terry, thank you for playing.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I have a great day.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
We play you for Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and
you too can see if you can be Victoria.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
I just want to point out for anyone who says
movie can't teach you anything, movies teach me almost everything.
You know, where I learned the line is like the
King of the Jungle.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Lion King baby, And that's.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
When I went to Amazon dot com bought Mimosa, my cat,
a little Lion's Maine and she's been ferocious ever since.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
So you just learned that lions were the king of
the jungle. No, No, I learned it back.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
When I watched there and the Lion King came out.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yes, but recently I just bought her That shot it back,
Batman mass.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
This phone Frank happens every single hour on the twenties