October 15, 2024 • 60 mins
Hi, Loftmates! MEET FERGUSON. The cat of all our lives makes his New Girl debut, which means more Lamorne's allergic to cat stories! We're talking Brenda Song, juggling multiple partners, and the craft behind ensuring audiences wouldn't hate Schmidt.
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Messing Around. Hello, Hello, welcome back to the mess Around.
I am Hannah and she is Lamarne. We make Hannah
and Lamarne. Yeah, so last week. Last week was a
continuation episode from the finale of the week prior, and
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there's a lot of themes that are carrying over from
these episodes, one of which is Schmidt doing the whole
juggle situation. And you know, Nick and Jess are new
blah blah blah blah blah. So we're gonna dive right
into episode three oh two nerd if if you have a.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Nerd written by k Cannon oh and directed by Fred Goss.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Gosh, that's what we used to call him, hot guys,
that's okay. So in this episode, Jess is having a
hard time fitting in with the cool teachers at school,
so she wrongly turns to Nick for advice. One a
dummy shocker, his plan involves booze. Now, Schmid finds himself
in a chaotic love triangle when Ceci and Elizabeth both
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show up for his office work party. Oh my gosh,
what a dork. Meanwhile, back at the loft, Winston is
plotting how to kill ferguson the cat after learning Daisy
has been cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Great episode.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Great episode, and as we said before, Fred Goss director
writer Kate Cannon, so let us dive right into it.
So they're at the breakfast table, Schmid asked cec if
he can start calling her shouty in public, then he
invites her to his word party.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Ever legitimately called a girl shouting.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hell no both things. No, I have not, I have not.
Have you Have you ever been called that before? No,
even when you even when you died at Kanye. No,
all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Let that you have to pick a new person and
we can have a low key prank rumor about I
think I told you once. Oh yes, I already talked
about this on the pod. But it still makes me
laugh every time that I ran late once to something
and I sat with an agent and they're like, oh,
you know what's going on? And I was like, oh, sorry,
you know, I was just like on a date with
Lenny Kravitz, but like I'm here assuming that they would
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like bust out and fall down laughing, and they were
just like, oh cool, Like like how's Lenny? He's like
so cool? And I was like what leyra Is Lenny
Kravitz and they looked at me like no, like for sure,
you can do and it changed my brain. I was like, wait,
what are you serious? This is a possibility. Kanye is
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not on the on on the list, so we got
to come up with someone else for the joke for
season three.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I have a few ideas. Del Toro great. We could
say Bo Jackson, former baseball and football player. You can
say I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You something real funny, and then we have to dive
in because it's this is a great episode, I'll tell
you real funny. Once I got a call and someone said,
would you like, we've got a I don't know what
the word is, but uh, Matt Kemp would like to
take you out on a date. And he had just
broken up with or been broken up with. I don't
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know how it went with Rihanna, and I said now
and they're like, you don't want to go to do
with Matt Chimpbell's like that man the last person he
was with Rihanna. No, thank you you, no, thank you.
I don't want that to be ar have you seen Rihanna? No?
I was like, whatever, Rihanna wants to go on a date?
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All right, okay, so Schmid's phone rings, and we see
this Steve is true. I mean I remember it came
through someone else. See if that story is true on
his end, because that was how it came through on
my end. His phone rings, he gets a call from
Elizabeth and Smid. Schmid says it's his doctor doctor cover.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Cover, doctor cover, doctor wildin cover. Oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And then Winston does another trait that he steals straight
out of the Hannah Simone handbook.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes, let's talk about it, and offers.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
To cats, it'll catch it. Anybody's cat. Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's disgusting. Well, because cats are violent, Like you said,
they took a chunk out of your leg.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I knew I was going to regret telling you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm just saying, and the cat's done the same thing
to me, so out of my chest.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Actually, this episode does not show video footage of cats
being an animal that you would willingly want in your home.
With the flashbacks.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, oh, he actually shot that, I know, with cats
licking his nipples. I know.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
So what did they put on his nipples?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think was off. I think it was like peanut butter. No,
I forget that. A dog that's a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't know, Peanut Butter I got it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And maybe it was tuna, sort of like fish juice.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And they would chewing on his nipples.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh gosh, maybe they gave him the teeth. The teethless cats,
the ones that look all cute with no teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Do you anything a boy? The hairless cats.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Hairless and teethless. The elderly, elderly teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The geriatric their kittens. The whole point was they were kittens,
geriatric kittens. It's a special breed for TV of geriatric kittens. Kids. Okay,
So Winston asks if they know anything about cats because
he's gonna watch Daisy's cat to score some points. And
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Schmid hates cats because they're obsessed with him and his nipples.
And they had to show it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yes, Wow, Nick is in the bathroom right now. He's
helping yes with her bangs.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
By the way, I love that moment because every morning
I'm always like that. And I talked to my bangs
because if they don't cooperate, it's very frustrating. And there
was this moment where she's like, come on, bangs, and
I was like, oh, this is this is.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Real, the real one hairstyle I've never had. Was the
banks so shocking? I know, I know a lot of
people have have commented on that in the past, But
I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna,
I'm gonna. I'm gonna make it happen. I wanna make
it happen soon the next episode, I'll have Banks.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're gonna show up with Banks? Yeah, I'd love to
see it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, I just gotta let my my doctor in Turkey.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Can I get nine files just right here in my eyebrows?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh? Man, looking like Drake today.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, she's trying to put herself together because she's been
at her new school for a week. She hasn't made
any friends because there's like this cool click of teachers
and they do this cutaway and it's like all of
our sweet, lovely friends that we love so much is
in this group. Yea, my beloved Angela Kinsey I love
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so much, who, by the way, fun fact, is one
of the reasons we even have this podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, because I remember calling her and talking to her
because she has office ladies, of course, and she so
generously gave us some great advice on how to do
a great rewatch podcast, So shout out Angela. Yeah, nice
little crossover a couple times now between the New Girl
and the Office world.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. The only thing they're
missing is putting one of us on the Office.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well wasn't that Wasn't that a thing with Zoe New Girl?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
She got offered the Office.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's right, like a recurring role on the Office. And
she also got offered this pilot true sliding doors moment
in life between the Office and New Girl, and this
is another one. And to have Angela on the show
is pretty cool because obviously the Office is amazing and
Angela's amazing dreamer part of that gang. So many amazing
actors pop up in this episode. Strong came on.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, I love her always. I love when they go
back to these school episodes so we could see whichever
whatever fun characters are going to pop up because they're
usually home run hitters.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So she also is one of the nicest people, Angela,
But she also has as an actor one of the
best like resting bitch faces ever, which is so funny
if you know in person, because she's the kindest person,
which I also have I think a pretty strong, resting
bitch face, and so I was so happy to see
you're sitting on the couch being.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Like, nobody's taking your resting bitch face. Seriously, Hannah, what
all the time?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Are just like Hannah looks so annoyed. She was so quiet.
I'm like, oh, no, it's just my face.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, Hannah, you're a very Canadian. Your resting bitch face
is very apologetic and very.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm so sorry face.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, eager, eager and apologetic. I'll take that, all.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right, I'll take it. I'll take it. I haven't heard
that before, but i'll take it. That's a nice switch
from what I usually hear.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, you don't scare me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So there's this great elevator scene.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
No, I think what happens is he walked in the
in the front room earlier when he asked, Now he's
in the bathroom asking. Now he's asking Jess and Nick oh.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right there. Yeah, he's
in he's flailing. Winston is flailing right because he knows
nothing about cats. I don't like you. So he's just
like asking everybody at every point, help me, help me,
help me with these cats, help me with this.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, and I remember, I love when when when Jess goes, oh,
I have the cute Schmid has the cutest cat story.
And then we start the flashback and then we both
stop it immediately because we heard it already. Yeah, and
then then Schmid goes by, he goes Nothing came.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Out, crow up, nothing came out. Male lactation being introduced
into a comedy made me laugh so hard. I was like,
what a bit. My other favorite bit was Nick tucking
how he is fifteen and a halfy dollars because he's
got a torn one dollar bill. One of the funniest
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things too, about how he operates like a little kid. Yeah,
Oh my gosh, so funny, like someone, well it's half
I got half of it? What world are you living in?
Such a great nickism. Loved it, so you have to
read this part because it's so funny. Winston tells the
boys he's gonna ask Dacy to be his girlfriend, and he's.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
My heart is a two man bike, and I want
you in the rear.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I can't, I genuinely can't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Winston will be workshopping some stuff. He don't workshop. He
I think workshop that you know, unless unless you know,
because remember even Schmidt at one point when he's describing
his relationship with Elizabeth, says he's like a socket. Sometimes
he gets interered and sometimes she gets intered. Oh, I'm saying,
maybe Witz is trying to tell you guys something in
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this moment.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Something I don't know, but it was one of the
funniest things where you're just like, you need to say it,
you need to say it out loud. I'll tell you
a really quick story. I remember being in London when
my best friend is from North London. His name is Eliah,
and we were on the on the train on the
underground and we're reading the paper and there's a story
about Thailand, right, and we're quiet. We're all just sitting there,
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were sitting next to each other back train, reading the
paper together, right, this little travel section Thailand, and all
of a sudden, Aliah, who's from North London so they
speak in a specific way, goes loudly, okay, Ugh, I
want to go bang Kok. And I said what, and
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he goes, I want to go Bangkok and I go Elah, Eliah,
he goes, oh what, Hannah. He goes, we're not all
as well traveled as you. Okay, you're not gonna shame
me because I'm gonna go bang Kok. Okay. I always
dreamed of it, and that's where I want to go.
And I said no, no, no no, and he goes,
you're laughing at me. And I said no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no no no. I said, please stop, please stop, because
everyone's watching us fight on the train now. And I
was like, no, no, no, no no, let me say it.
I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say in my voice,
hear what you're saying here, what you're saying. And he goes, whoa,
and I went, I want to go Bangkok and he went.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, and he goes, he goes, that's not what I meant.
I meant I want to go suck up penis.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It was one of the funniest moments ever in my life.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And it's exactly like this moment. Oh, oh my gosh,
this Winston moment. I want you in the rear. No,
let me know, I'm going to say it to you.
Listen to me say it, hear it, hear it, don't
say it, hear it. So funny. Such a funny moment
that follows through through this episode. So funny.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh Man and then meanwhile, are we back in We're
back in the the lounge. So Jess comes in and
she's trying to fit in. Remember so in prior to this,
she got advice from.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Nick at the school lounge. She's in this teacher's lou.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So she's in the teacher's lounge and she's like, I
got laid this morning from my boyfriend. And then Nick
walks in, and honestly, it's a pretty genius move. He
comes in and he offers them free school supplies.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Free school supplies.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So he's got like he's got one notebook, Like I'm
not sure if you notice the one notebook, like a
couple of pencils.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Or something that's right, which I feel like he probably
just like took off a desk on his way in,
Like I don't think he spent any of his own money.
But that's not what like sways the teachers. It sways
the teachers is genius move.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yes, free drinks a bar, teachers drink for free, which
is awesome and and just you know him know that
that was an amazing move sex partner, And we'll see
where that goes a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Meanwhile, Schmidt is back at his office, and he's showing, uh,
showing Elizabeth is his office, which is an exact two
thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Madmen in the
door won't close all the way, which I think is
really funny fitting. Now, Bethany, his co worker, is always
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giving him a hard time. She's always been a little
last Yeah, and so, uh, she asked if he invited
Elizabeth to the office party, and he's like, oh, yeah,
I was just I was just about to ask. But
prior to that, he had already he had already asked.
C mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Bethany is stirring the pot.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Stirring the pot. Now here we go again. Now this
one right here before it starts. If you're if you,
if you, if you watch enough television, you know where
this is headed. Right sure, but you don't. But it's
always interesting to see how the writers figure out a
way to get a person out of something, you know
what I mean, Like, if they're at the same office,
what's he going to do? And he we'll talk about it,
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but he does some of the most ridiculous things and
it works, and it works. Yeah, and we'll talk about
that a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But so now he's in a conundrum. He's got both
of them coming things to Bethany. So now we go
back to Daisy's apartment.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, so this is also the fun Oh my god.
So and I remember the name of those shoes too.
Those are a massive size fifteen shoes and they were
a brand caught Creative Wreck. I'm not sure if they
still make shoes, but back in the day I used
to wear I'm like crazy, even in the previous episode
when my shoes were brown or they were green, but
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I thought they were brown. Those were also Creative Wreck. Yeah, Recreation. Yeah,
I still love those shoes. I still have a few
pair here, actually having more him in years. But yeah. Anyway,
he goes there and he's going to go pick the
cat up, but he hears the shower running and he asks,
you know, is that your shower running. She's like, yep,
you must take a shower. Oh okay, and then he
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looks down and his size fifteen shoes on the ground
and she's like, oh, yeah, those are mine. And then
the shower turns off.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Then the toilet, the toilet flush, Oh gosh, someone in there.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Nope, Nope, unbelievable. And the fact that Winston still was like, yeah,
I'll still help you out, I'll still babysit your cat
while you get you know, fifteen, Like that's that's like,
that's crazy that he would do that. And I see,
what's even when I found to be even more crazy
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is that she was just like like it's it was so.
She didn't meet him in the hallway, she didn't do anything.
She was just like come on in, and and her
face was very much so like I don't see what
the problem is.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
What's so crazy to me is that I think what
she thought was like I'm going to just give you
this cat and you're gonna be gone. She has no
respect for him, she doesn't care. Take the cat, gotta go.
And then he is trying to do this big speech
of like we're going to be exclusive. This is, you know,
this big meaningful moment, and she doesn't really have time
for it. She didn't plan for it, she didn't adjust
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for him to have some big emotional things. Just take
the cat and go, please bye bye Lee. I think
that's where that like disconnect happened.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Sometimes you're just so excited about what's about to happen
to you, you know, and that's probably what she was thinking,
and it's like, hurry up and go I don't care
what then I got? I got shack shack in the shower,
you know. Okay, So now.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Back in the bar, back in the bar, and Nick
clocks what's really going on? And why Jess is not
gelling it because she's the nerd.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
She's the nerd.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And then she's like, I was never a nerd. And
then the two greatest flashbacks, Yes so funny, her singing
in a medieval wardrobe, Yes, talent show.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
The spring singing Annual talent show, oh man, And then
Nick did they flashed back to Nick in college and
ty Die and you her sack pack fun fact, that
was not a real hackey sack, you guys, that was
all visual effects.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
What are you talking about? Though?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
He wasn't really hacky sacking? Hacky sacking, you don't think so?
I know it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I feel like Jake has those skills. I feel like
he had a hacky sack background. No one of those
sacks man who think about that? Who came up with
that as a thing.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Somebody who couldn't play soccer, who couldn't make the team,
And they were lying, well, whatever, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Gonna put some beans in a tiny ball, and we
can only use like our ankles and chests. Go and
stand in a circle.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And the next case also your elbow you can use
because he catches his elbows.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's true. Any of your pointy bits.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, don't. Oh boy, I didn't. Moving along, flowing ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We're back in the bar. She's like, okay, fine, watch me.
I'm not a nerd.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Wait wait, wait before before before we go, before we
go for it, before we go for it. This is
something that we never capitalized on. And I've seen a
lot of like fan merch out there on like ET's
see and all these different places. The Miller sack Pack
says they made shirts. I haven't seen a single fan
make Miller sack Pack shirts.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean, it's a fun one and a deep cut,
so funny.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It'd be a deep cut. I wonder if, if, if,
for the fans out there, go ahead and make these shirts,
make these shirts. I will I will buy one, I
will wear one. Do your thing by first sack Pack. Yeah.
So Nick tells her not to follow her instincts, do
not sing, instead, make fun of her principle and drink a.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Lot like a lot a lot, a lot, A lot.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
A lot, and then that's kind of what happens, right, Yeah,
they just she gets hammered, Yeah, you know, as one
does when they drink too much. Drink responsibly, folks, drink responsibly.
They show the flashback was funny though, and the flashback
was also disgusting where she's in the toilet just splashing around.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
They're stomping grape style, like just smashing it in.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
But even when you look at the bathroom, this is
how great set design is. That's all paint and like
set deck. When they make the bathroom look that seedy
and dirty, that's probably a brand new it's a brand
new toilet. Sure, it's super never been touched before, and
they add like dingy paint around and make it look now.
For me personally, even knowing that it's set deck, I can't.
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I can't. I can't can't touch it, I can't be
around it.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You know, it's funny. I'm not dead yet. Gina and
I had to do a scene in a really gross
dive bar and they put like skid marks in the toilet,
toilet paper crumpled on the floor, like the wash basin
like we wash your hands was all like scuffed and gross,
and I know, and there's drinks everywhere, like half drinks
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that had like like lipsticks, like they really went for it.
I'm not dead yet, and I and I had to
go shoot the scene and I had to be hiding
in the toilet, saw right, and then she was like
out and then I hear her and then we ever
seen in the bathroom, and I was standing in this
toilet sal and I was getting so gross out because
you're just like in a dirty toilet and it was
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so gross, even though I know, like you're saying, it's
all new and it's paint and markers, but yeah, somehow
it does. It turns your stomach. Incredible teams of people
who do that.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yes, and so Nick, so so now you know Jess
is sitting there, she's, she's she's she's on.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
The next morning, Yeah, next morning. Now. I also love
a responsible Nick Miller always makes me laugh when he's
got to be the responsible one does not come naturally.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Not at all, not at all. But meanwhile, you know
this is a group setting, so obviously Schmidt comes in
and tells Nick that he has a problem. Winston also
comes in the room crying and is acting like he's
not crying, but he's very visibly crying. And Jess has
passed out, so they both are curious if Nick killed her,
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and then so they all jump on the bed in
order to get her up, and then more R Kelly, Kelly,
R Kelly, that's right. R Kelly got paid from this job.
I I don't know the exact amount, but I'm sure
it was a lot of money in order to sing
that song. I really I could fly, which I'm shocked.
We should have just sang a bunch of Zoe songs
and like got it for a discount. That would have
(23:59):
been nice, or or one of her exes who was
in the band. We could have just been like, let's
get one of their songs, one of your.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
We're learning things season three, We're learning.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Things, Yeah and yes, so which is and and I
do love this advice and it was actually I'm not
sure if this was on brand for a spent when
he says, he says to Nick, you know you're supposed
to protect Jess, not encourage.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Also the irony while you're sitting there dating and lying
to two women. So I think you could take your
little soapbox, you know, push it to the side today
of all days, hypocrisy is what's happening.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh yeah, hypocrisy. So let's and then and then, you know, finally,
before we go to break, Winston finally confesses that Daisy
is cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Thankfully. Thankfully by the way, right because it felt like
he was a little slow on the uptake.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah like that' that's a man in that, bro, that's
a whole man in that. A whole man or just
a real tall woman with big feet. It's one of
the two. Either way, she ain't with you. So let's
go to a break, and then when we come back
there is a segment in this show in which we
will skip.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, we have come up with a plan for Where's
the Bear. You guys were going to do a standalone
episode where I make my point, but I cannot do this.
Tit for tat battle with you a week.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
So it's so hot Tuesday, goodbye too, Smoky the beer.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
See after the break.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And we are back.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
We're back, We're back, and we are right in the
CC photo shoot. Another weird photo shoot for CC. This
time it's May cover and Honey and then.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Release the bees Bees, Release.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
The I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, but Schmid comes there to like in person too.
I love how he didn't call her. He just like
almost show up to her job. It's a good way
that It's a good way to show how ridiculous your
job is.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I mean also Season three references kind of what happened
with Brands. So you know what I'm saying you, some
people just show up at your job. Some people show
up at your job. So, uh, he shows up and
says one of I remember Max Mags saying sigods, And
I was like, wait, what what is this word? The
(26:48):
fact that he shortened significant others. He's trying to uninvite her, yeah,
to the work party, but he calls it there's no siguds,
and she, by the way, is super cool. Yeah, she's
real cool about it. She's like, no worries, it's fine,
I'm cool. He then calls her shouting, shouting, and then
(27:14):
leaves her at the photoshoot. And so he's like, all right,
problem solved. I crushed it. I got out of it again.
I've dodged it again.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Thinks he's in the clear, this little deep bag.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Meanwhile, back at the loft Winston, he's having the discussion. Now,
finally he's airing it out with Nick that Daisy is
cheating on him. Nick is confused because she also agreed
to be exclusive with Winston while there's a guy she
is sleeping with that's currently in her shower with his
(27:49):
size fifteen ding dung. Nick is like, bruh, you gotta
break up with it. But Winston, he's a genius. Winston
was thinking instead that he just kill Ferguson.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He just wants to send a message. He's so broken hearted.
He's like, what can I do to hurt her that?
Because I'm so hurt, I'm going to kill your cat,
which I would like to say is like, you know,
it's like the first marker of a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
M h.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I would just like, yeah. That the fact that it
was his first thought, which also now pushes our very
responsible Nick Miller into now having to be responsible for
two people that are acting way out of line, which
I love, so.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
In double duty outside of his comfort zone. That's right, advice,
et cetera, when it's usually the other way around. Now
just she walks into the teacher's room with sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
On, hung all the way over, smacked.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
She is smacked why.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Should would be like, Look, I'm all for teachers having
a time, but man, you're gonna go hard. There's there's
you got a ship to work each.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Little Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
That's right. You can't. You can't be hung over at
the school. You can't rock sunglasses all day. The teachers
have given her a nickname now, toilet pants.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Toilet pants. That's a good that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That's a pretty But they unlock the holy grail for her,
which is the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Mugs, fun mugs. Do you have any fun mugs?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, I got a bunch of weird, little fun mugs.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I got a few. I got quite a few, you do, Yeah,
I have a I have a bunch of bemo mugs.
If you want one, Bank of Montreal shout bemo mugs.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I feel like anytime you do like a late night
talk show, they always gave you like a good Yeah,
those are mugs.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I know. I got some Kimmel mugs. I got a Conan,
I got a Queen Latifa mug, our Cinio mug.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, I go.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I got some some cool mugs. I have a mug
that my my niece gave me for a birthday present,
and it is a toilet bowl. Imagine drinking coffee out
of that thing.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I could not do it. The brown water.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's the brown water.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You're like, no, this frothy with the milk. Yeah, that's
a good gift to give, to give a family member
and then watch him drink out of it, being like
I love it.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Gross, look at some chunky Okay, so let's see where
are we right now? Oh oh my gosh. So back
at the loft. Nick walks in on Winston, who's made
up his mind. He's now fully going. It wasn't just talk.
He's trying to He had a straight up noose. He
(30:52):
had a noose. He had all kinds of devices trying
to let ferguson his path.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It was very dark, you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It was when I say dark even I was like, whoa,
this is no.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It was very like silence of the Lambs, kind of
like I'm gonna kill you. You get to choose which horrifying,
painful way you'd like to go. I was like, what
are we learning about Winston? Like what are you? What
is he watching? What is he reading? Somebody help this man?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, he's whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like he just was like I'll kill the cat. He
was just like, I'm gonna make this long and drawn out,
and you're gonna choose it. I was like so, But really,
I think deep down what that was for Winston, he's
just a delay tactic. Right. He doesn't want to kill
the cat, so he's just like sitting here trying to
figure out how to delay the situation.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Right, that's right. Winston is a sweetheart, and I think
it's these moments in which he can't even pretend to
be this way. You can't. He's trying, but it's not
trying because I gotta get him get out of that sideway.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
We trying to be ruthless, you know, Like Daisy's being
pretty ruthless with him. So I think he's just trying
to like match the energy she But of course, in
classic wins In fashion, it's just it's too big. It's
too much.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It's too much. It's too much, man. Okay, So now
mm hmm, just lets Nick know that her the cool
teachers are going to break into the principal's house and
put their butts in his jacuzzie.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
What's happening here?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Nick is like, uh, that's a crime. You can't do that.
Again off brand for Nick. We think, you know, one
would think that he would be but in.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
A jacuz would be like a Nick Miller like weekly
like this feels like so in his wheelhouse, which is
why I love a responsible Nick Miller, him having to
be like, don't go with your butt in your boss's chacus.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It's a straight up Jake Johnson thing. Drake is always
in his jacuzzie, smoking cigars and drinking scotch every night.
That's what he does.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It reminded me of the what's it that really famous
SNL sketch with Will Ferrell where he gets them in
the hot tub and it's like super uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Funniest, the funniest sketch ever. I feel like that's where
like this all heads to at the end of the
episode is like the inspiration from the SNL sketch The.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Best probably can said Kate Cannon wrote this, huh did
she write on and what was it? Thirty rock?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Thirty rock?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, thirty rock this this so this part is I
love Nick's Jake's performance in this moment where Jess is like, no,
I'm going Winston's like no, I'm killing this cat he
has a shovel in his hand, so he can't quite
figure out who does stop like, because he's watching two
idiots about to do something.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Very one runs out the door, one trying to murder
a cat. Yeah, only one, only one? Nick Miller.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, he's like, don't walk like that, scary do that
scary walk? Oh man, And he improvised that definitely improvised line.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think you were just running. Also, by the way,
it wasn't like you were doing something crazy exaggerated was
It was also funny. I was like, I think that's
just Winston running down the hall about okay. I also
love when Jess before she runs out the door and
slams that. She's like because she's now like you know
this bad girl character. So she's like, but I don't come,
I'm gona be at the Appleton suite's under the name
(34:18):
Suzuki Sinclair.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I wonder how many people have used that name. It's
a good one, Suzuki Sinclair. I wonder. I can I
can almost guarantee you we because we've got some pretty
pretty loyal fans and they are they are well more
versed on this show than even we are. And I
can almost guarantee you someone has used Suzuki Sinclair.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
If not, they should make that you're alias.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna start using rear Admiral Jay uh or
that to start using Theodore K.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Mullens as my okay Mullins great names. But then they
used to say that Berkeley Johnson was the guy a
writer on New Girl. He was the guy that always
would just come up with like the best names. He's like, so,
I wonder if Suzuki Sinclair was a Berkeley Johnson.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
I'm gonna go out and say, yes, okay, Suzuki Sinclair Sinclair.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So we're at the work party. Schmidt is talking with
Elizabeth when all of a sudden, Ceci appears, so he
shoves Elizabeth into the stairwell. Ceci says she quit her job,
probably because of those bees, and she had to come
c Schmidt. He brings her to his office and tells
her to stay there. And Bethany, of course is delighted
(35:45):
because finally she's gonna watch this man burn to the ground.
And I will share a little behind the scenes thing
that was happening. So we shot those scenes that office
work party at the New Girl offices. That's where all
the writers where producers were ass strat Associated Strategies office
(36:06):
was the New Girl offices.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
So they Philadelphia right there?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Really, yeah, on the other side, right of the hallway. Yeah,
so what you mean? Yeah yeah, yeah, on that floor. Anyway,
it's on the on the Fox lot. And I'll remember
two things. I remember Eva Murray and I were like
in like a makeshift green room waiting. I guess maybe
(36:34):
Schmidt was doing his scenes for Elizabeth, and so we
were just like kicking it from minute talking and she
has literally the best arms. She's the most toned, gorgeous
arms I'd ever seen. And I remember she said she
didn't really like to work out, and I was like,
how do you how do these these are not just
like walking around with these things? You did something to
(36:55):
make them look like that? And she told me that
On YouTube, there is the Tracy Anderson arm workout. It's
seven minutes, and she just would do it every day.
It was seven minutes long, and that's like transformed her art.
Look at you, You're like, I'm going to do it.
So you think seven minutes, right, you think like no
big deal? And I have tried it. I challenge you,
(37:19):
honestly to see if you can get past minute five
without being like I cannot do this any more. It
is so yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I know fans out there, you've seen my own do it.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I want you to set up a camera, record seven minutes,
seven minute videos. See if you camera.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Still record that long, mine's going to stop that minute too.
That's the camera stops.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
And it's like with like, I don't even know two
pound weights nothing? You laughing? You think it's easy. I
remember her telling me that, and I was like, all right,
seven minutes a day, I can do it. I think
I tried twice and I was like, this is a joke.
This is so hard.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Anyway, I remember being in agreement with Eva and her
give me that little workout tip, and I was like,
I no, I can't. I'm weak. Are strong?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So now back at the loft, Winston is about to
suffocate Ferguson with a pillow and give him what he
likes to call the long nap, but he can't bring
himself to do it. You know, we realize in this
moment who Winston truly is. Yeah, he's a hero. He
(38:29):
just saved that cat's life. That's right. He's a hero
from himself. Yeah, but he still saved the cat's life.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Meanwhile, go back to this party, Yeah, and Schmidt is
trying to get Elizabeth to leave early.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
By yes, what does he say her character?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yes, she's on a Hong Kong time and is to
get up early to what turns him on as if
she's the first to leave the party, sir, I can't. Oh,
but she cees Cec because Bethany yanks Cec into the
(39:14):
eye line.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
And then he does Ceec's so dirty. She's like, wow,
you know, modeling's not going great.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
She's the caterer.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
No, she's the caterer. And he's like, you know, I
should go over. She's on hard times. Let me go
talk to her. Then convinces Cec to put on the
apron because of the no sig others rule also made up,
and she goes along with it. Wild, absolutely wild tap
(39:48):
dance at this party.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, because remember earlier you see an episode like this
and you go, I know where this is going. How
how is Kate Kennon gonna get us out of this?
And shockingly, she makes it happen because he even you know,
even to Bethany's surprise. She's like, wow, how did he
(40:10):
do that? Because he gets her to leave, he gets
Ceci and and somehow it works out. Yeah, it works out,
which is so strange, very stupid, but but but it works.
They're at the principal's house right and the door is
(40:33):
locked to the jacuzzi. So Jess is like, I'll, you know,
I'll go in to go over the gate and can't
get the can't get it open, and Nick shows up.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, she gets boosted over the fence. Then he gets
a boost the fence. Yeah, apparently she's a little handsy.
I think that was the implication. As he's getting boosted.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Get that tank grabbed, you know what I mean, the
one I want to get your tank grabbed. It hurts
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
So he gets boosted over to the chacus, which is
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah, and then uh, when the principal, when Principal Foster
comes outside, automatically, I know, the creep is on. The
creep is on. He decides to take his clothes off
and he's like, come on, come on, now, come on, kids,
jump on in the jacuzzie, and which I get, which
I gotta say, is not bad. It's like if you're
(41:28):
going to break into someone's house and they're like, well,
you try to break into my home, just sit in
the chacuzi with me.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I'm like, you know what it feels like the police
school advice. I don't know if you've heard this old
school advice, but like, if you're like walking and someone
comes up and is like totally crazy at you, like obviously.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Something is not right, you'd be crazy back.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
That's right, be crazier back. And so if two people
break into your backyard just out crazy though, they be like,
now let's get naked and be together. So maybe it
was that he was just like, listen, I don't know
what you doing up right now, but let's go. I'm
just gonna like one up the energy. It also was
right before the principal walks out a really sweet Nick
(42:11):
Jess moment, which is really nice because he's not there
to like stop her. He's not there to like reprimand her,
he's not there to whatever. He's just like, man, if
you're gonna do something stupid, I'm gonna be right there
with you. I'm not gonna let you do it alone.
And it's really really sweet, like it's wonderful. I was like,
(42:31):
that was a really nice little bonding moment. And where
you see these you know, like all these guys are
also crazy on the show sometimes, but like you see
this like real like true line heart of Nick and
it's a It was was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Right then, the bubbles are bubbling, the tiki torches go on,
the music starts playing, and now the.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Way hit one one and the torches pop up and
the music and everything and the bubbles bubble. I need
to get my backyard. I can to get my.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Best one touch palm. The whole vibe changes.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh my gosh, the change change. Sam uh So, Daisy
comes to the loft to pick up Ferguson, and Winston
just straight up asked her, even though he knows the
answer already, was there a dude in the shower? And she,
without flinching it it was a dude she with both
before and after.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
She was like no, oh wait, yeah, no, oh yeah,
I didn't have sex with them, no. And I love
it so much because as a viewer, you think, oh,
it's going to be like her tall w n b
A ant like they're going to do something right that
makes Winston look crazy. And I love that moment. This
(43:53):
is why I truly feel like this is one of
the reasons of the many. But that new girl is
so great? Is they keep that stuff so real? No,
I am just sleeping with this huge dude and uh yeah,
that's it. Not much more complicated than that. And I
love it. And they make it funny because they do
these tiny misterrects, but they don't go deep with it.
(44:14):
She like tries to lie that she can't even be
bothered and it's so funny and so real. Oh yeah,
and then she's have to get her cat back.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
She comes to get her cat back, she admits to cheating, yes,
and Winston's like, I can do better, and then he says,
so does Ferguson and proceeds to steal her cat and
slams the door in her face.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Best moment for Winston Bishop, worst worst moment for Lamar
and Morris because now he has to act with this
cat often.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You know, I got, I got. I'll say I got
used to Ferguson over over time. But in the beginning
he was he was very handsy, he would scratch.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
A lot, and a very unique cat.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, and people think I hate cats. I don't hate cats.
I hate their abilities, you know, I hate they leap
so effortlessly across any room. I once saw a cat
leap across the ocean. I saw it with my own eyes,
just flew off of a boat onto the shore. And
(45:20):
I was like, interesting, how come we can't do that
as humans? And that pissed me off.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
You're jealous, jealous man. There's a support group for that.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I got to tap into my feline energy and when
I do that, when I do that, I'm gonna be unstoppable. Okay,
So the back at the office, uh, you know, Bethanie,
she admits that Schmidt one and that both girls really
love him. At school, the cool teachers, they thank Chess
(45:54):
for taking the bullet for them, and they want to
go and do some liquid ecstasy and great papers and
you know, and I'm proud of her because she said,
you know what, nay, nay, I'm gonna go hang out
with my old man, good old And.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
They really did like a little James Dean like shot
of him through the window on the convertible. You know,
it's like hacky sack like it was a baseball, you
know what I mean, Just like it was real, like
a real sweet way they framed that shot and did
that shout out to fred Gas again for I guess yeah,
having that little vantage point on it, it was real sweet.
(46:31):
It made them look like an old school cool couple.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
But I but I'll tell you that that Nick in
that moment with the hacky Sack is the real Nick.
That's the real Jake. That's the real Jake. I told
you he's he can't, he can't really hacky sack. The
flashback is CGI visual effects. Yeah, okay, Yeah, And that's
why we have to stop AI from taking over our business,
or people like Jake Johnson will look like he knows
(46:55):
how to hacky sack instead of casting an actor who
really knows how to hacky sack.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, hacky Sack artists out there, that's what they're coming for.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
They want to make sure everybody looks pro hacky sack.
We gotta get ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You're right, okay now in conclusion. In conclusion, Nick tells
Jess when they're at the car that he would have
noticed her. Yeah, they kiss. He then asks if she
wants to go and do it in the teacher's lounge. Meanwhile,
back at the loft Winston, Jess and Nick they watch
along as Ferguson is now licking Schmid's nipples as he sleeps,
(47:38):
and something is definitely coming out.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
This doubling down on the lacation for Schmidt is wild,
so funny.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
This we'll be right back and here we go. Hey, Hannah,
I think it's time for a little mess around.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
A little mess around, I realize, I said. There was
two behind the scenes moments that happened in the office.
One of them was me getting this tip to how
to tone my arms, which seven minutes was too hard
for me. But the other one was and I was
rewatching the episode and my eyes look really like glassy
(48:35):
in those office scenes a lot. And it wasn't like,
why would CC be crying, you know, but my eyes
look really glassy. And I remembered, and we'll go, you know,
too far into it, but I remembered my mom was sick,
and my mom wasn't well, and she, you know, lives
on the other side of the world, and I was
(48:55):
doing everything to try to get her help and end
with the best. And where's a bit of a scramble
for our family. And I, you know, I was working,
and so I kept running off into an office, anyone's
office that we weren't using you know, wasn't being used
to shoot closing the door and like calling you know,
(49:16):
hospitals and London and doctors and trying to figure it
out and then racing back out there to like shoot this.
You know, these bits of these scenes as they were
putting it together, and I remembered it when I was
watching it, I was like, oh, I was That's why
I was like really like overwhelmed and emotional in my
real life. And it's that thing with acting where you know,
(49:39):
there's a lot of downtime between setups, relighting, moving things around,
and we have real lives, you know, we have real
lives that are happening. It doesn't just like stop when
we because the workdays are so long, you could be
a seventeen hour day, so you still have to manage
your real life things, yeah, you know, and you have
to somehow be able to just like turn it off,
(50:00):
turn it back on. That's one of like these these
skills that they don't really teach you in acting school, right,
they teach you how to turn it on and get
into character, but then you got to go take a call,
you know, and my character isn't upset in the scene,
but in real life, there were some things that couldn't
wait for one more day, and so I saw that
I could see it in my own eyes. I was
like wow. I was like, I remember that day really clearly.
(50:22):
And then I remember intentionally not telling anybody because it
will probably just make me cry more. And so that's
how I got into that conversation with Ava. I was
just like, girl, tell me anything, how'd you get your
arms so good? And she gave me that to And
it's so funny after how many years, I still remember
what it was. But that was my other behind the
scenes thing, those real life things that you deal with
(50:42):
and learning how to manage that. And I was really
lucky by that point at least we were in season
three and we were all family at that point and
really forgiving and could give people time or a second
if they needed it, because they all knew we had,
you know, lives going on.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah. I think it was around that time where I
was trying to get Brenda's song to go on a
date with.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Me in real life, in real life, and.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It did not happen. We hung out, we got his friends.
She let me know quickly, oh, well just help me.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I was like, oh, he's going through some hard things.
You got a little friend zone. Got friend zone quickly
by Brenda's song. We're gonna have her on an episode
and we're going to talk about that. I'm talking about
why did you reject me? I had a few reasons
why Okay? So you just okay? So the topic on
(51:37):
this one.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
You know, what's the proper protocol when dealing with a
pet during a breakup. I don't know because I've never
had a pet.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh, I've had pets with people.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
M hmm, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Well, there was no protocol because the one cat I
had at the time, Jake, that cat I had the longest,
I had it for like eighteen years, was so violent
and hospitalized several people. No, no, nobody, nobody uh tried
(52:07):
to ever take him. They're like, bye to you and
your crazy cat. Yeah, so there. I never really had
to exercise any protocol. But I will say, nobody, I
can't see the level I love animals. There's no way
I'll take you a court if you would try to
take my pet. And I was split in custody with
my animals. Either this is my my cat, it's my iguana.
(52:32):
Back off. I did have an iguana. His name is
dead meat.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Is he dead meat now?
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh, you gotta call him alive? And well, next time,
call that man minced meat spaghetti. The power of the tongue. Okay,
go deep into your past.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Ever, show up to a party only to find out
that at the party were two people you were talking.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
To, two people that, like I was trying to like
get it with at the same time. We're both at
this party now because I don't roll like that.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, Absolutely, a bunch of times that has happened, a
bunch of times where I'm like, how am I gonna
pull this off? And then the moment you see both
or three or four, you go, well, I ain't getting
this is gonna be a dry night for me, because.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Let's just exhausting. You start adding more people, it does
not become more easy or more fun. You're just exhausting.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I'll tell you one time it happened. I was that
I was talking to one lovely young lady and we'd
hung out, already gone on a date and seen her
in a while. I'm at this party where another young
lady that I see first is somebody who I knew
from like ig like we'd only like DM each other
(53:59):
if that, And then we started talking and I was like, oh,
it was interesting. Then the other girl who I had
gone on a day with previous shows up, and so
now at this party, I'm trying to bounce back and forth,
just kind of how Schmid was doing. But it's not
my party, so I'm just there and I'm trying to
have like people run interference for me and blah blah
blah blah. And before you know it, they're both like,
(54:21):
because I keep bouncing around disappearing, they're both talking to
other guys now, and they both kind of maybe figured
out what I was on that day and it was
an accident. I didn't know they were going to be
at the same party and I'm single, so you know,
it just I ended up screwing it up so bad
that both of them, you know, spent their time with
(54:42):
another another gentleman caller. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I mean that kind of makes sense, because you you
can't fully be with somebody if you have to go
and be somewhere else. So if you're only getting someone
half your time and attention, they're going to be like,
this is not the business.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Right, But also I have a problem with those moments too,
when I met parties and you see somebody you like
and you want to talk to them, Like I don't
want to crowd their space either, because they still are
the idea that, oh, you came to this party and
then within the first ten minutes you got to talk
to me for the rest of the night, which I
don't know is like there was their intention, so I
kind of Also, that's just my energy. I like to
(55:19):
plant a seed and then leave and then continuously check
back in just so you know you're sort on the
same page, but it never really works out. But because
I'm trying to be conscious of their time. But is
that a projection?
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Is that's because you hope that that's how someone would
do it for you, so they don't just like glom
onto the whole party. So you're treating me so you
want to be treated. Let me tell you you need
to learn to.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Glom so just hang around. I didn't know women like that.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I thought you, I speak on behalf of all women.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Hang around. Breathe down a neck.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Oh, I love my hanger. Well, at least I know
you're interested, and you're into me and only me because
you're not running around talking to everybody else.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
I guess that's true. As I sit here alone in
my room, just me and my Emmy, I think about
all the missed opportunities.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
I add anyway, all the girls named Emmy or Emma
slide into Lamarn's d ms. Please get the type.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Because I'm gonna accidentally call you Emmy.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
How crazy? If that was not a joke, it would
be the funniest thing. If that's all of a sudden,
what started to happen in your uninhibited moments. I can't
that would be such a funny. Bet. I could see
it in a show for sure. Some guy who like
wins his first Emmy or Oscar, and all of a sudden,
that's what just comes out of his mouth. Okay, so funny.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
We need a Ferguson story. What's the best when you
got Lamarn? Okay, Ferguson's story. It's not a great story,
but it's it's it's it's the inception of my uncomfort
around Ferguson for the beginning of the for the beginning,
because I end up becoming really good friends with him.
(57:16):
We still talk, but in the beginning he had you know,
they don't like I don't know what they do with
their nails. But he would scratch me a lot. Oh yeah,
like a lot. And it became such a thing. Like
my hands. I still have scars on my hands from
when he would like just like scratch my hand. And
and and so they decided they were going to put
(57:38):
rubber tips on his nails.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Oh yeah, those soft shells.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Those soft shells. And then I was like, oh, that's interesting.
But he always seemed to be uncomfortable. And then they
were like, yeah, we put them on for the shoot
because we know that he scratches and you know. And
I was like, that's like, is it painful to him?
They were like, it's a little uncomfortable. And I was like,
just take them off, don't worry about don't worry about it.
I'll be fine. And I remember them taking the tips
(58:05):
off of him, and he never scratched me again, not once,
not once did he scratch me again. I was just
still wildly allergic, so to.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Say, like his hero in that point, he's like, man,
that man saved me from that crazy stuff those other
people were just doing to me.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah maybe he Yeah, don't put rubber tips on these cats.
People don't do it. Let them be cats, let them
scratch chunks of meat out of your thigh. Anyway, I
love you guys, Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you for listening to another episode of The mess Around.
(58:45):
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Messing Around. Hello, Hello, welcome back to the mess Around.
I am Hannah and she is Lamarne. We make Hannah
and Lamarne. Yeah, so last week. Last week was a
continuation episode from the finale of the week prior, and
(00:41):
there's a lot of themes that are carrying over from
these episodes, one of which is Schmidt doing the whole
juggle situation. And you know, Nick and Jess are new
blah blah blah blah blah. So we're gonna dive right
into episode three oh two nerd if if you have a.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Nerd written by k Cannon oh and directed by Fred Goss.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Gosh, that's what we used to call him, hot guys,
that's okay. So in this episode, Jess is having a
hard time fitting in with the cool teachers at school,
so she wrongly turns to Nick for advice. One a
dummy shocker, his plan involves booze. Now, Schmid finds himself
in a chaotic love triangle when Ceci and Elizabeth both
(01:33):
show up for his office work party. Oh my gosh,
what a dork. Meanwhile, back at the loft, Winston is
plotting how to kill ferguson the cat after learning Daisy
has been cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Great episode.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Great episode, and as we said before, Fred Goss director
writer Kate Cannon, so let us dive right into it.
So they're at the breakfast table, Schmid asked cec if
he can start calling her shouty in public, then he
invites her to his word party.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Ever legitimately called a girl shouting.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hell no both things. No, I have not, I have not.
Have you Have you ever been called that before? No,
even when you even when you died at Kanye. No,
all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Let that you have to pick a new person and
we can have a low key prank rumor about I
think I told you once. Oh yes, I already talked
about this on the pod. But it still makes me
laugh every time that I ran late once to something
and I sat with an agent and they're like, oh,
you know what's going on? And I was like, oh, sorry,
you know, I was just like on a date with
Lenny Kravitz, but like I'm here assuming that they would
(02:50):
like bust out and fall down laughing, and they were
just like, oh cool, Like like how's Lenny? He's like
so cool? And I was like what leyra Is Lenny
Kravitz and they looked at me like no, like for sure,
you can do and it changed my brain. I was like, wait,
what are you serious? This is a possibility. Kanye is
(03:12):
not on the on on the list, so we got
to come up with someone else for the joke for
season three.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I have a few ideas. Del Toro great. We could
say Bo Jackson, former baseball and football player. You can
say I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You something real funny, and then we have to dive
in because it's this is a great episode, I'll tell
you real funny. Once I got a call and someone said,
would you like, we've got a I don't know what
the word is, but uh, Matt Kemp would like to
take you out on a date. And he had just
broken up with or been broken up with. I don't
(03:59):
know how it went with Rihanna, and I said now
and they're like, you don't want to go to do
with Matt Chimpbell's like that man the last person he
was with Rihanna. No, thank you you, no, thank you.
I don't want that to be ar have you seen Rihanna? No?
I was like, whatever, Rihanna wants to go on a date?
(04:20):
All right, okay, so Schmid's phone rings, and we see
this Steve is true. I mean I remember it came
through someone else. See if that story is true on
his end, because that was how it came through on
my end. His phone rings, he gets a call from
Elizabeth and Smid. Schmid says it's his doctor doctor cover.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Cover, doctor cover, doctor wildin cover. Oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And then Winston does another trait that he steals straight
out of the Hannah Simone handbook.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes, let's talk about it, and offers.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
To cats, it'll catch it. Anybody's cat. Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's disgusting. Well, because cats are violent, Like you said,
they took a chunk out of your leg.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I knew I was going to regret telling you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm just saying, and the cat's done the same thing
to me, so out of my chest.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Actually, this episode does not show video footage of cats
being an animal that you would willingly want in your home.
With the flashbacks.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, oh, he actually shot that, I know, with cats
licking his nipples. I know.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
So what did they put on his nipples?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think was off. I think it was like peanut butter. No,
I forget that. A dog that's a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't know, Peanut Butter I got it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And maybe it was tuna, sort of like fish juice.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And they would chewing on his nipples.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh gosh, maybe they gave him the teeth. The teethless cats,
the ones that look all cute with no teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Do you anything a boy? The hairless cats.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Hairless and teethless. The elderly, elderly teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The geriatric their kittens. The whole point was they were kittens,
geriatric kittens. It's a special breed for TV of geriatric kittens. Kids. Okay,
So Winston asks if they know anything about cats because
he's gonna watch Daisy's cat to score some points. And
(06:31):
Schmid hates cats because they're obsessed with him and his nipples.
And they had to show it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yes, Wow, Nick is in the bathroom right now. He's
helping yes with her bangs.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
By the way, I love that moment because every morning
I'm always like that. And I talked to my bangs
because if they don't cooperate, it's very frustrating. And there
was this moment where she's like, come on, bangs, and
I was like, oh, this is this is.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Real, the real one hairstyle I've never had. Was the
banks so shocking? I know, I know a lot of
people have have commented on that in the past, But
I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna,
I'm gonna. I'm gonna make it happen. I wanna make
it happen soon the next episode, I'll have Banks.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're gonna show up with Banks? Yeah, I'd love to
see it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, I just gotta let my my doctor in Turkey.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Can I get nine files just right here in my eyebrows?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh? Man, looking like Drake today.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, she's trying to put herself together because she's been
at her new school for a week. She hasn't made
any friends because there's like this cool click of teachers
and they do this cutaway and it's like all of
our sweet, lovely friends that we love so much is
in this group. Yea, my beloved Angela Kinsey I love
(07:59):
so much, who, by the way, fun fact, is one
of the reasons we even have this podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, because I remember calling her and talking to her
because she has office ladies, of course, and she so
generously gave us some great advice on how to do
a great rewatch podcast, So shout out Angela. Yeah, nice
little crossover a couple times now between the New Girl
and the Office world.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. The only thing they're
missing is putting one of us on the Office.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well wasn't that Wasn't that a thing with Zoe New Girl?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
She got offered the Office.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's right, like a recurring role on the Office. And
she also got offered this pilot true sliding doors moment
in life between the Office and New Girl, and this
is another one. And to have Angela on the show
is pretty cool because obviously the Office is amazing and
Angela's amazing dreamer part of that gang. So many amazing
actors pop up in this episode. Strong came on.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, I love her always. I love when they go
back to these school episodes so we could see whichever
whatever fun characters are going to pop up because they're
usually home run hitters.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So she also is one of the nicest people, Angela,
But she also has as an actor one of the
best like resting bitch faces ever, which is so funny
if you know in person, because she's the kindest person,
which I also have I think a pretty strong, resting
bitch face, and so I was so happy to see
you're sitting on the couch being.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Like, nobody's taking your resting bitch face. Seriously, Hannah, what
all the time?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Are just like Hannah looks so annoyed. She was so quiet.
I'm like, oh, no, it's just my face.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, Hannah, you're a very Canadian. Your resting bitch face
is very apologetic and very.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm so sorry face.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, eager, eager and apologetic. I'll take that, all.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right, I'll take it. I'll take it. I haven't heard
that before, but i'll take it. That's a nice switch
from what I usually hear.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, you don't scare me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So there's this great elevator scene.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
No, I think what happens is he walked in the
in the front room earlier when he asked, Now he's
in the bathroom asking. Now he's asking Jess and Nick oh.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right there. Yeah, he's
in he's flailing. Winston is flailing right because he knows
nothing about cats. I don't like you. So he's just
like asking everybody at every point, help me, help me,
help me with these cats, help me with this.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, and I remember, I love when when when Jess goes, oh,
I have the cute Schmid has the cutest cat story.
And then we start the flashback and then we both
stop it immediately because we heard it already. Yeah, and
then then Schmid goes by, he goes Nothing came.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Out, crow up, nothing came out. Male lactation being introduced
into a comedy made me laugh so hard. I was like,
what a bit. My other favorite bit was Nick tucking
how he is fifteen and a halfy dollars because he's
got a torn one dollar bill. One of the funniest
(11:08):
things too, about how he operates like a little kid. Yeah,
Oh my gosh, so funny, like someone, well it's half
I got half of it? What world are you living in?
Such a great nickism. Loved it, so you have to
read this part because it's so funny. Winston tells the
boys he's gonna ask Dacy to be his girlfriend, and he's.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
My heart is a two man bike, and I want
you in the rear.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I can't, I genuinely can't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Winston will be workshopping some stuff. He don't workshop. He
I think workshop that you know, unless unless you know,
because remember even Schmidt at one point when he's describing
his relationship with Elizabeth, says he's like a socket. Sometimes
he gets interered and sometimes she gets intered. Oh, I'm saying,
maybe Witz is trying to tell you guys something in
(11:57):
this moment.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Something I don't know, but it was one of the
funniest things where you're just like, you need to say it,
you need to say it out loud. I'll tell you
a really quick story. I remember being in London when
my best friend is from North London. His name is Eliah,
and we were on the on the train on the
underground and we're reading the paper and there's a story
about Thailand, right, and we're quiet. We're all just sitting there,
(12:21):
were sitting next to each other back train, reading the
paper together, right, this little travel section Thailand, and all
of a sudden, Aliah, who's from North London so they
speak in a specific way, goes loudly, okay, Ugh, I
want to go bang Kok. And I said what, and
(12:45):
he goes, I want to go Bangkok and I go Elah, Eliah,
he goes, oh what, Hannah. He goes, we're not all
as well traveled as you. Okay, you're not gonna shame
me because I'm gonna go bang Kok. Okay. I always
dreamed of it, and that's where I want to go.
And I said no, no, no no, and he goes,
you're laughing at me. And I said no, no, no, no, no, no,
(13:06):
no no no. I said, please stop, please stop, because
everyone's watching us fight on the train now. And I
was like, no, no, no, no no, let me say it.
I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say in my voice,
hear what you're saying here, what you're saying. And he goes, whoa,
and I went, I want to go Bangkok and he went.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, and he goes, he goes, that's not what I meant.
I meant I want to go suck up penis.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It was one of the funniest moments ever in my life.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And it's exactly like this moment. Oh, oh my gosh,
this Winston moment. I want you in the rear. No,
let me know, I'm going to say it to you.
Listen to me say it, hear it, hear it, don't
say it, hear it. So funny. Such a funny moment
that follows through through this episode. So funny.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh Man and then meanwhile, are we back in We're
back in the the lounge. So Jess comes in and
she's trying to fit in. Remember so in prior to this,
she got advice from.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Nick at the school lounge. She's in this teacher's lou.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So she's in the teacher's lounge and she's like, I
got laid this morning from my boyfriend. And then Nick
walks in, and honestly, it's a pretty genius move. He
comes in and he offers them free school supplies.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Free school supplies.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So he's got like he's got one notebook, Like I'm
not sure if you notice the one notebook, like a
couple of pencils.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Or something that's right, which I feel like he probably
just like took off a desk on his way in,
Like I don't think he spent any of his own money.
But that's not what like sways the teachers. It sways
the teachers is genius move.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yes, free drinks a bar, teachers drink for free, which
is awesome and and just you know him know that
that was an amazing move sex partner, And we'll see
where that goes a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Meanwhile, Schmidt is back at his office, and he's showing, uh,
showing Elizabeth is his office, which is an exact two
thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Madmen in the
door won't close all the way, which I think is
really funny fitting. Now, Bethany, his co worker, is always
(15:27):
giving him a hard time. She's always been a little
last Yeah, and so, uh, she asked if he invited
Elizabeth to the office party, and he's like, oh, yeah,
I was just I was just about to ask. But
prior to that, he had already he had already asked.
C mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Bethany is stirring the pot.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Stirring the pot. Now here we go again. Now this
one right here before it starts. If you're if you,
if you, if you watch enough television, you know where
this is headed. Right sure, but you don't. But it's
always interesting to see how the writers figure out a
way to get a person out of something, you know
what I mean, Like, if they're at the same office,
what's he going to do? And he we'll talk about it,
(16:10):
but he does some of the most ridiculous things and
it works, and it works. Yeah, and we'll talk about
that a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But so now he's in a conundrum. He's got both
of them coming things to Bethany. So now we go
back to Daisy's apartment.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, so this is also the fun Oh my god.
So and I remember the name of those shoes too.
Those are a massive size fifteen shoes and they were
a brand caught Creative Wreck. I'm not sure if they
still make shoes, but back in the day I used
to wear I'm like crazy, even in the previous episode
when my shoes were brown or they were green, but
(16:51):
I thought they were brown. Those were also Creative Wreck. Yeah, Recreation. Yeah,
I still love those shoes. I still have a few
pair here, actually having more him in years. But yeah. Anyway,
he goes there and he's going to go pick the
cat up, but he hears the shower running and he asks,
you know, is that your shower running. She's like, yep,
you must take a shower. Oh okay, and then he
(17:14):
looks down and his size fifteen shoes on the ground
and she's like, oh, yeah, those are mine. And then
the shower turns off.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Then the toilet, the toilet flush, Oh gosh, someone in there.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Nope, Nope, unbelievable. And the fact that Winston still was like, yeah,
I'll still help you out, I'll still babysit your cat
while you get you know, fifteen, Like that's that's like,
that's crazy that he would do that. And I see,
what's even when I found to be even more crazy
(17:50):
is that she was just like like it's it was so.
She didn't meet him in the hallway, she didn't do anything.
She was just like come on in, and and her
face was very much so like I don't see what
the problem is.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
What's so crazy to me is that I think what
she thought was like I'm going to just give you
this cat and you're gonna be gone. She has no
respect for him, she doesn't care. Take the cat, gotta go.
And then he is trying to do this big speech
of like we're going to be exclusive. This is, you know,
this big meaningful moment, and she doesn't really have time
for it. She didn't plan for it, she didn't adjust
(18:26):
for him to have some big emotional things. Just take
the cat and go, please bye bye Lee. I think
that's where that like disconnect happened.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Sometimes you're just so excited about what's about to happen
to you, you know, and that's probably what she was thinking,
and it's like, hurry up and go I don't care
what then I got? I got shack shack in the shower,
you know. Okay, So now.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Back in the bar, back in the bar, and Nick
clocks what's really going on? And why Jess is not
gelling it because she's the nerd.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
She's the nerd.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And then she's like, I was never a nerd. And
then the two greatest flashbacks, Yes so funny, her singing
in a medieval wardrobe, Yes, talent show.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
The spring singing Annual talent show, oh man, And then
Nick did they flashed back to Nick in college and
ty Die and you her sack pack fun fact, that
was not a real hackey sack, you guys, that was
all visual effects.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
What are you talking about? Though?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
He wasn't really hacky sacking? Hacky sacking, you don't think so?
I know it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I feel like Jake has those skills. I feel like
he had a hacky sack background. No one of those
sacks man who think about that? Who came up with
that as a thing.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Somebody who couldn't play soccer, who couldn't make the team,
And they were lying, well, whatever, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Gonna put some beans in a tiny ball, and we
can only use like our ankles and chests. Go and
stand in a circle.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And the next case also your elbow you can use
because he catches his elbows.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's true. Any of your pointy bits.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, don't. Oh boy, I didn't. Moving along, flowing ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We're back in the bar. She's like, okay, fine, watch me.
I'm not a nerd.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Wait wait, wait before before before we go, before we
go for it, before we go for it. This is
something that we never capitalized on. And I've seen a
lot of like fan merch out there on like ET's
see and all these different places. The Miller sack Pack
says they made shirts. I haven't seen a single fan
make Miller sack Pack shirts.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean, it's a fun one and a deep cut,
so funny.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It'd be a deep cut. I wonder if, if, if,
for the fans out there, go ahead and make these shirts,
make these shirts. I will I will buy one, I
will wear one. Do your thing by first sack Pack. Yeah.
So Nick tells her not to follow her instincts, do
not sing, instead, make fun of her principle and drink a.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Lot like a lot a lot, a lot, A lot.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
A lot, and then that's kind of what happens, right, Yeah,
they just she gets hammered, Yeah, you know, as one
does when they drink too much. Drink responsibly, folks, drink responsibly.
They show the flashback was funny though, and the flashback
was also disgusting where she's in the toilet just splashing around.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
They're stomping grape style, like just smashing it in.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
But even when you look at the bathroom, this is
how great set design is. That's all paint and like
set deck. When they make the bathroom look that seedy
and dirty, that's probably a brand new it's a brand
new toilet. Sure, it's super never been touched before, and
they add like dingy paint around and make it look now.
For me personally, even knowing that it's set deck, I can't.
(21:59):
I can't. I can't can't touch it, I can't be
around it.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You know, it's funny. I'm not dead yet. Gina and
I had to do a scene in a really gross
dive bar and they put like skid marks in the toilet,
toilet paper crumpled on the floor, like the wash basin
like we wash your hands was all like scuffed and gross,
and I know, and there's drinks everywhere, like half drinks
(22:23):
that had like like lipsticks, like they really went for it.
I'm not dead yet, and I and I had to
go shoot the scene and I had to be hiding
in the toilet, saw right, and then she was like
out and then I hear her and then we ever
seen in the bathroom, and I was standing in this
toilet sal and I was getting so gross out because
you're just like in a dirty toilet and it was
(22:46):
so gross, even though I know, like you're saying, it's
all new and it's paint and markers, but yeah, somehow
it does. It turns your stomach. Incredible teams of people
who do that.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yes, and so Nick, so so now you know Jess
is sitting there, she's, she's she's she's on.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
The next morning, Yeah, next morning. Now. I also love
a responsible Nick Miller always makes me laugh when he's
got to be the responsible one does not come naturally.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Not at all, not at all. But meanwhile, you know
this is a group setting, so obviously Schmidt comes in
and tells Nick that he has a problem. Winston also
comes in the room crying and is acting like he's
not crying, but he's very visibly crying. And Jess has
passed out, so they both are curious if Nick killed her,
(23:37):
and then so they all jump on the bed in
order to get her up, and then more R Kelly, Kelly,
R Kelly, that's right. R Kelly got paid from this job.
I I don't know the exact amount, but I'm sure
it was a lot of money in order to sing
that song. I really I could fly, which I'm shocked.
We should have just sang a bunch of Zoe songs
and like got it for a discount. That would have
(23:59):
been nice, or or one of her exes who was
in the band. We could have just been like, let's
get one of their songs, one of your.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
We're learning things season three, We're learning.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Things, Yeah and yes, so which is and and I
do love this advice and it was actually I'm not
sure if this was on brand for a spent when
he says, he says to Nick, you know you're supposed
to protect Jess, not encourage.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Also the irony while you're sitting there dating and lying
to two women. So I think you could take your
little soapbox, you know, push it to the side today
of all days, hypocrisy is what's happening.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh yeah, hypocrisy. So let's and then and then, you know, finally,
before we go to break, Winston finally confesses that Daisy
is cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Thankfully. Thankfully by the way, right because it felt like
he was a little slow on the uptake.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah like that' that's a man in that, bro, that's
a whole man in that. A whole man or just
a real tall woman with big feet. It's one of
the two. Either way, she ain't with you. So let's
go to a break, and then when we come back
there is a segment in this show in which we
will skip.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, we have come up with a plan for Where's
the Bear. You guys were going to do a standalone
episode where I make my point, but I cannot do this.
Tit for tat battle with you a week.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
So it's so hot Tuesday, goodbye too, Smoky the beer.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
See after the break.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And we are back.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
We're back, We're back, and we are right in the
CC photo shoot. Another weird photo shoot for CC. This
time it's May cover and Honey and then.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Release the bees Bees, Release.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
The I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, but Schmid comes there to like in person too.
I love how he didn't call her. He just like
almost show up to her job. It's a good way
that It's a good way to show how ridiculous your
job is.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I mean also Season three references kind of what happened
with Brands. So you know what I'm saying you, some
people just show up at your job. Some people show
up at your job. So, uh, he shows up and
says one of I remember Max Mags saying sigods, And
I was like, wait, what what is this word? The
(26:48):
fact that he shortened significant others. He's trying to uninvite her, yeah,
to the work party, but he calls it there's no siguds,
and she, by the way, is super cool. Yeah, she's
real cool about it. She's like, no worries, it's fine,
I'm cool. He then calls her shouting, shouting, and then
(27:14):
leaves her at the photoshoot. And so he's like, all right,
problem solved. I crushed it. I got out of it again.
I've dodged it again.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Thinks he's in the clear, this little deep bag.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Meanwhile, back at the loft Winston, he's having the discussion. Now,
finally he's airing it out with Nick that Daisy is
cheating on him. Nick is confused because she also agreed
to be exclusive with Winston while there's a guy she
is sleeping with that's currently in her shower with his
(27:49):
size fifteen ding dung. Nick is like, bruh, you gotta
break up with it. But Winston, he's a genius. Winston
was thinking instead that he just kill Ferguson.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He just wants to send a message. He's so broken hearted.
He's like, what can I do to hurt her that?
Because I'm so hurt, I'm going to kill your cat,
which I would like to say is like, you know,
it's like the first marker of a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
M h.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I would just like, yeah. That the fact that it
was his first thought, which also now pushes our very
responsible Nick Miller into now having to be responsible for
two people that are acting way out of line, which
I love, so.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
In double duty outside of his comfort zone. That's right, advice,
et cetera, when it's usually the other way around. Now
just she walks into the teacher's room with sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
On, hung all the way over, smacked.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
She is smacked why.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Should would be like, Look, I'm all for teachers having
a time, but man, you're gonna go hard. There's there's
you got a ship to work each.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Little Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
That's right. You can't. You can't be hung over at
the school. You can't rock sunglasses all day. The teachers
have given her a nickname now, toilet pants.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Toilet pants. That's a good that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That's a pretty But they unlock the holy grail for her,
which is the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Mugs, fun mugs. Do you have any fun mugs?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, I got a bunch of weird, little fun mugs.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I got a few. I got quite a few, you do, Yeah,
I have a I have a bunch of bemo mugs.
If you want one, Bank of Montreal shout bemo mugs.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I feel like anytime you do like a late night
talk show, they always gave you like a good Yeah,
those are mugs.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I know. I got some Kimmel mugs. I got a Conan,
I got a Queen Latifa mug, our Cinio mug.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, I go.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I got some some cool mugs. I have a mug
that my my niece gave me for a birthday present,
and it is a toilet bowl. Imagine drinking coffee out
of that thing.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I could not do it. The brown water.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's the brown water.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You're like, no, this frothy with the milk. Yeah, that's
a good gift to give, to give a family member
and then watch him drink out of it, being like
I love it.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Gross, look at some chunky Okay, so let's see where
are we right now? Oh oh my gosh. So back
at the loft. Nick walks in on Winston, who's made
up his mind. He's now fully going. It wasn't just talk.
He's trying to He had a straight up noose. He
(30:52):
had a noose. He had all kinds of devices trying
to let ferguson his path.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It was very dark, you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It was when I say dark even I was like, whoa,
this is no.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It was very like silence of the Lambs, kind of
like I'm gonna kill you. You get to choose which horrifying,
painful way you'd like to go. I was like, what
are we learning about Winston? Like what are you? What
is he watching? What is he reading? Somebody help this man?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, he's whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like he just was like I'll kill the cat. He
was just like, I'm gonna make this long and drawn out,
and you're gonna choose it. I was like so, But really,
I think deep down what that was for Winston, he's
just a delay tactic. Right. He doesn't want to kill
the cat, so he's just like sitting here trying to
figure out how to delay the situation.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Right, that's right. Winston is a sweetheart, and I think
it's these moments in which he can't even pretend to
be this way. You can't. He's trying, but it's not
trying because I gotta get him get out of that sideway.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
We trying to be ruthless, you know, Like Daisy's being
pretty ruthless with him. So I think he's just trying
to like match the energy she But of course, in
classic wins In fashion, it's just it's too big. It's
too much.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It's too much. It's too much, man. Okay, So now
mm hmm, just lets Nick know that her the cool
teachers are going to break into the principal's house and
put their butts in his jacuzzie.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
What's happening here?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Nick is like, uh, that's a crime. You can't do that.
Again off brand for Nick. We think, you know, one
would think that he would be but in.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
A jacuz would be like a Nick Miller like weekly
like this feels like so in his wheelhouse, which is
why I love a responsible Nick Miller, him having to
be like, don't go with your butt in your boss's chacus.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It's a straight up Jake Johnson thing. Drake is always
in his jacuzzie, smoking cigars and drinking scotch every night.
That's what he does.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It reminded me of the what's it that really famous
SNL sketch with Will Ferrell where he gets them in
the hot tub and it's like super uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Funniest, the funniest sketch ever. I feel like that's where
like this all heads to at the end of the
episode is like the inspiration from the SNL sketch The.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Best probably can said Kate Cannon wrote this, huh did
she write on and what was it? Thirty rock?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Thirty rock?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, thirty rock this this so this part is I
love Nick's Jake's performance in this moment where Jess is like, no,
I'm going Winston's like no, I'm killing this cat he
has a shovel in his hand, so he can't quite
figure out who does stop like, because he's watching two
idiots about to do something.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Very one runs out the door, one trying to murder
a cat. Yeah, only one, only one? Nick Miller.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, he's like, don't walk like that, scary do that
scary walk? Oh man, And he improvised that definitely improvised line.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think you were just running. Also, by the way,
it wasn't like you were doing something crazy exaggerated was
It was also funny. I was like, I think that's
just Winston running down the hall about okay. I also
love when Jess before she runs out the door and
slams that. She's like because she's now like you know
this bad girl character. So she's like, but I don't come,
I'm gona be at the Appleton suite's under the name
(34:18):
Suzuki Sinclair.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I wonder how many people have used that name. It's
a good one, Suzuki Sinclair. I wonder. I can I
can almost guarantee you we because we've got some pretty
pretty loyal fans and they are they are well more
versed on this show than even we are. And I
can almost guarantee you someone has used Suzuki Sinclair.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
If not, they should make that you're alias.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna start using rear Admiral Jay uh or
that to start using Theodore K.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Mullens as my okay Mullins great names. But then they
used to say that Berkeley Johnson was the guy a
writer on New Girl. He was the guy that always
would just come up with like the best names. He's like, so,
I wonder if Suzuki Sinclair was a Berkeley Johnson.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
I'm gonna go out and say, yes, okay, Suzuki Sinclair Sinclair.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So we're at the work party. Schmidt is talking with
Elizabeth when all of a sudden, Ceci appears, so he
shoves Elizabeth into the stairwell. Ceci says she quit her job,
probably because of those bees, and she had to come
c Schmidt. He brings her to his office and tells
her to stay there. And Bethany, of course is delighted
(35:45):
because finally she's gonna watch this man burn to the ground.
And I will share a little behind the scenes thing
that was happening. So we shot those scenes that office
work party at the New Girl offices. That's where all
the writers where producers were ass strat Associated Strategies office
(36:06):
was the New Girl offices.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
So they Philadelphia right there?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Really, yeah, on the other side, right of the hallway. Yeah,
so what you mean? Yeah yeah, yeah, on that floor. Anyway,
it's on the on the Fox lot. And I'll remember
two things. I remember Eva Murray and I were like
in like a makeshift green room waiting. I guess maybe
(36:34):
Schmidt was doing his scenes for Elizabeth, and so we
were just like kicking it from minute talking and she
has literally the best arms. She's the most toned, gorgeous
arms I'd ever seen. And I remember she said she
didn't really like to work out, and I was like,
how do you how do these these are not just
like walking around with these things? You did something to
(36:55):
make them look like that? And she told me that
On YouTube, there is the Tracy Anderson arm workout. It's
seven minutes, and she just would do it every day.
It was seven minutes long, and that's like transformed her art.
Look at you, You're like, I'm going to do it.
So you think seven minutes, right, you think like no
big deal? And I have tried it. I challenge you,
(37:19):
honestly to see if you can get past minute five
without being like I cannot do this any more. It
is so yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I know fans out there, you've seen my own do it.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I want you to set up a camera, record seven minutes,
seven minute videos. See if you camera.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Still record that long, mine's going to stop that minute too.
That's the camera stops.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
And it's like with like, I don't even know two
pound weights nothing? You laughing? You think it's easy. I
remember her telling me that, and I was like, all right,
seven minutes a day, I can do it. I think
I tried twice and I was like, this is a joke.
This is so hard.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Anyway, I remember being in agreement with Eva and her
give me that little workout tip, and I was like,
I no, I can't. I'm weak. Are strong?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So now back at the loft, Winston is about to
suffocate Ferguson with a pillow and give him what he
likes to call the long nap, but he can't bring
himself to do it. You know, we realize in this
moment who Winston truly is. Yeah, he's a hero. He
(38:29):
just saved that cat's life. That's right. He's a hero
from himself. Yeah, but he still saved the cat's life.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Meanwhile, go back to this party, Yeah, and Schmidt is
trying to get Elizabeth to leave early.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
By yes, what does he say her character?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yes, she's on a Hong Kong time and is to
get up early to what turns him on as if
she's the first to leave the party, sir, I can't. Oh,
but she cees Cec because Bethany yanks Cec into the
(39:14):
eye line.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
And then he does Ceec's so dirty. She's like, wow,
you know, modeling's not going great.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
She's the caterer.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
No, she's the caterer. And he's like, you know, I
should go over. She's on hard times. Let me go
talk to her. Then convinces Cec to put on the
apron because of the no sig others rule also made up,
and she goes along with it. Wild, absolutely wild tap
(39:48):
dance at this party.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, because remember earlier you see an episode like this
and you go, I know where this is going. How
how is Kate Kennon gonna get us out of this?
And shockingly, she makes it happen because he even you know,
even to Bethany's surprise. She's like, wow, how did he
(40:10):
do that? Because he gets her to leave, he gets
Ceci and and somehow it works out. Yeah, it works out,
which is so strange, very stupid, but but but it works.
They're at the principal's house right and the door is
(40:33):
locked to the jacuzzi. So Jess is like, I'll, you know,
I'll go in to go over the gate and can't
get the can't get it open, and Nick shows up.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, she gets boosted over the fence. Then he gets
a boost the fence. Yeah, apparently she's a little handsy.
I think that was the implication. As he's getting boosted.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Get that tank grabbed, you know what I mean, the
one I want to get your tank grabbed. It hurts
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
So he gets boosted over to the chacus, which is
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah, and then uh, when the principal, when Principal Foster
comes outside, automatically, I know, the creep is on. The
creep is on. He decides to take his clothes off
and he's like, come on, come on, now, come on, kids,
jump on in the jacuzzie, and which I get, which
I gotta say, is not bad. It's like if you're
(41:28):
going to break into someone's house and they're like, well,
you try to break into my home, just sit in
the chacuzi with me.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I'm like, you know what it feels like the police
school advice. I don't know if you've heard this old
school advice, but like, if you're like walking and someone
comes up and is like totally crazy at you, like obviously.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Something is not right, you'd be crazy back.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
That's right, be crazier back. And so if two people
break into your backyard just out crazy though, they be like,
now let's get naked and be together. So maybe it
was that he was just like, listen, I don't know
what you doing up right now, but let's go. I'm
just gonna like one up the energy. It also was
right before the principal walks out a really sweet Nick
(42:11):
Jess moment, which is really nice because he's not there
to like stop her. He's not there to like reprimand her,
he's not there to whatever. He's just like, man, if
you're gonna do something stupid, I'm gonna be right there
with you. I'm not gonna let you do it alone.
And it's really really sweet, like it's wonderful. I was like,
(42:31):
that was a really nice little bonding moment. And where
you see these you know, like all these guys are
also crazy on the show sometimes, but like you see
this like real like true line heart of Nick and
it's a It was was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Right then, the bubbles are bubbling, the tiki torches go on,
the music starts playing, and now the.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Way hit one one and the torches pop up and
the music and everything and the bubbles bubble. I need
to get my backyard. I can to get my.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Best one touch palm. The whole vibe changes.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh my gosh, the change change. Sam uh So, Daisy
comes to the loft to pick up Ferguson, and Winston
just straight up asked her, even though he knows the
answer already, was there a dude in the shower? And she,
without flinching it it was a dude she with both
before and after.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
She was like no, oh wait, yeah, no, oh yeah,
I didn't have sex with them, no. And I love
it so much because as a viewer, you think, oh,
it's going to be like her tall w n b
A ant like they're going to do something right that
makes Winston look crazy. And I love that moment. This
(43:53):
is why I truly feel like this is one of
the reasons of the many. But that new girl is
so great? Is they keep that stuff so real? No,
I am just sleeping with this huge dude and uh yeah,
that's it. Not much more complicated than that. And I
love it. And they make it funny because they do
these tiny misterrects, but they don't go deep with it.
(44:14):
She like tries to lie that she can't even be
bothered and it's so funny and so real. Oh yeah,
and then she's have to get her cat back.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
She comes to get her cat back, she admits to cheating, yes,
and Winston's like, I can do better, and then he says,
so does Ferguson and proceeds to steal her cat and
slams the door in her face.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Best moment for Winston Bishop, worst worst moment for Lamar
and Morris because now he has to act with this
cat often.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You know, I got, I got. I'll say I got
used to Ferguson over over time. But in the beginning
he was he was very handsy, he would scratch.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
A lot, and a very unique cat.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, and people think I hate cats. I don't hate cats.
I hate their abilities, you know, I hate they leap
so effortlessly across any room. I once saw a cat
leap across the ocean. I saw it with my own eyes,
just flew off of a boat onto the shore. And
(45:20):
I was like, interesting, how come we can't do that
as humans? And that pissed me off.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
You're jealous, jealous man. There's a support group for that.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I got to tap into my feline energy and when
I do that, when I do that, I'm gonna be unstoppable. Okay,
So the back at the office, uh, you know, Bethanie,
she admits that Schmidt one and that both girls really
love him. At school, the cool teachers, they thank Chess
(45:54):
for taking the bullet for them, and they want to
go and do some liquid ecstasy and great papers and
you know, and I'm proud of her because she said,
you know what, nay, nay, I'm gonna go hang out
with my old man, good old And.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
They really did like a little James Dean like shot
of him through the window on the convertible. You know,
it's like hacky sack like it was a baseball, you
know what I mean, Just like it was real, like
a real sweet way they framed that shot and did
that shout out to fred Gas again for I guess yeah,
having that little vantage point on it, it was real sweet.
(46:31):
It made them look like an old school cool couple.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
But I but I'll tell you that that Nick in
that moment with the hacky Sack is the real Nick.
That's the real Jake. That's the real Jake. I told
you he's he can't, he can't really hacky sack. The
flashback is CGI visual effects. Yeah, okay, Yeah, And that's
why we have to stop AI from taking over our business,
or people like Jake Johnson will look like he knows
(46:55):
how to hacky sack instead of casting an actor who
really knows how to hacky sack.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, hacky Sack artists out there, that's what they're coming for.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
They want to make sure everybody looks pro hacky sack.
We gotta get ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You're right, okay now in conclusion. In conclusion, Nick tells
Jess when they're at the car that he would have
noticed her. Yeah, they kiss. He then asks if she
wants to go and do it in the teacher's lounge. Meanwhile,
back at the loft Winston, Jess and Nick they watch
along as Ferguson is now licking Schmid's nipples as he sleeps,
(47:38):
and something is definitely coming out.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
This doubling down on the lacation for Schmidt is wild,
so funny.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
This we'll be right back and here we go. Hey, Hannah,
I think it's time for a little mess around.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
A little mess around, I realize, I said. There was
two behind the scenes moments that happened in the office.
One of them was me getting this tip to how
to tone my arms, which seven minutes was too hard
for me. But the other one was and I was
rewatching the episode and my eyes look really like glassy
(48:35):
in those office scenes a lot. And it wasn't like,
why would CC be crying, you know, but my eyes
look really glassy. And I remembered, and we'll go, you know,
too far into it, but I remembered my mom was sick,
and my mom wasn't well, and she, you know, lives
on the other side of the world, and I was
(48:55):
doing everything to try to get her help and end
with the best. And where's a bit of a scramble
for our family. And I, you know, I was working,
and so I kept running off into an office, anyone's
office that we weren't using you know, wasn't being used
to shoot closing the door and like calling you know,
(49:16):
hospitals and London and doctors and trying to figure it
out and then racing back out there to like shoot this.
You know, these bits of these scenes as they were
putting it together, and I remembered it when I was
watching it, I was like, oh, I was That's why
I was like really like overwhelmed and emotional in my
real life. And it's that thing with acting where you know,
(49:39):
there's a lot of downtime between setups, relighting, moving things around,
and we have real lives, you know, we have real
lives that are happening. It doesn't just like stop when
we because the workdays are so long, you could be
a seventeen hour day, so you still have to manage
your real life things, yeah, you know, and you have
to somehow be able to just like turn it off,
(50:00):
turn it back on. That's one of like these these
skills that they don't really teach you in acting school, right,
they teach you how to turn it on and get
into character, but then you got to go take a call,
you know, and my character isn't upset in the scene,
but in real life, there were some things that couldn't
wait for one more day, and so I saw that
I could see it in my own eyes. I was
like wow. I was like, I remember that day really clearly.
(50:22):
And then I remember intentionally not telling anybody because it
will probably just make me cry more. And so that's
how I got into that conversation with Ava. I was
just like, girl, tell me anything, how'd you get your
arms so good? And she gave me that to And
it's so funny after how many years, I still remember
what it was. But that was my other behind the
scenes thing, those real life things that you deal with
(50:42):
and learning how to manage that. And I was really
lucky by that point at least we were in season
three and we were all family at that point and
really forgiving and could give people time or a second
if they needed it, because they all knew we had,
you know, lives going on.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah. I think it was around that time where I
was trying to get Brenda's song to go on a
date with.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Me in real life, in real life, and.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It did not happen. We hung out, we got his friends.
She let me know quickly, oh, well just help me.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I was like, oh, he's going through some hard things.
You got a little friend zone. Got friend zone quickly
by Brenda's song. We're gonna have her on an episode
and we're going to talk about that. I'm talking about
why did you reject me? I had a few reasons
why Okay? So you just okay? So the topic on
(51:37):
this one.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
You know, what's the proper protocol when dealing with a
pet during a breakup. I don't know because I've never
had a pet.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh, I've had pets with people.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
M hmm, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Well, there was no protocol because the one cat I
had at the time, Jake, that cat I had the longest,
I had it for like eighteen years, was so violent
and hospitalized several people. No, no, nobody, nobody uh tried
(52:07):
to ever take him. They're like, bye to you and
your crazy cat. Yeah, so there. I never really had
to exercise any protocol. But I will say, nobody, I
can't see the level I love animals. There's no way
I'll take you a court if you would try to
take my pet. And I was split in custody with
my animals. Either this is my my cat, it's my iguana.
(52:32):
Back off. I did have an iguana. His name is
dead meat.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Is he dead meat now?
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh, you gotta call him alive? And well, next time,
call that man minced meat spaghetti. The power of the tongue. Okay,
go deep into your past.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Ever, show up to a party only to find out
that at the party were two people you were talking.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
To, two people that, like I was trying to like
get it with at the same time. We're both at
this party now because I don't roll like that.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, Absolutely, a bunch of times that has happened, a
bunch of times where I'm like, how am I gonna
pull this off? And then the moment you see both
or three or four, you go, well, I ain't getting
this is gonna be a dry night for me, because.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Let's just exhausting. You start adding more people, it does
not become more easy or more fun. You're just exhausting.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I'll tell you one time it happened. I was that
I was talking to one lovely young lady and we'd
hung out, already gone on a date and seen her
in a while. I'm at this party where another young
lady that I see first is somebody who I knew
from like ig like we'd only like DM each other
(53:59):
if that, And then we started talking and I was like, oh,
it was interesting. Then the other girl who I had
gone on a day with previous shows up, and so
now at this party, I'm trying to bounce back and forth,
just kind of how Schmid was doing. But it's not
my party, so I'm just there and I'm trying to
have like people run interference for me and blah blah
blah blah. And before you know it, they're both like,
(54:21):
because I keep bouncing around disappearing, they're both talking to
other guys now, and they both kind of maybe figured
out what I was on that day and it was
an accident. I didn't know they were going to be
at the same party and I'm single, so you know,
it just I ended up screwing it up so bad
that both of them, you know, spent their time with
(54:42):
another another gentleman caller. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I mean that kind of makes sense, because you you
can't fully be with somebody if you have to go
and be somewhere else. So if you're only getting someone
half your time and attention, they're going to be like,
this is not the business.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Right, But also I have a problem with those moments too,
when I met parties and you see somebody you like
and you want to talk to them, Like I don't
want to crowd their space either, because they still are
the idea that, oh, you came to this party and
then within the first ten minutes you got to talk
to me for the rest of the night, which I
don't know is like there was their intention, so I
kind of Also, that's just my energy. I like to
(55:19):
plant a seed and then leave and then continuously check
back in just so you know you're sort on the
same page, but it never really works out. But because
I'm trying to be conscious of their time. But is
that a projection?
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Is that's because you hope that that's how someone would
do it for you, so they don't just like glom
onto the whole party. So you're treating me so you
want to be treated. Let me tell you you need
to learn to.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Glom so just hang around. I didn't know women like that.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I thought you, I speak on behalf of all women.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Hang around. Breathe down a neck.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Oh, I love my hanger. Well, at least I know
you're interested, and you're into me and only me because
you're not running around talking to everybody else.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
I guess that's true. As I sit here alone in
my room, just me and my Emmy, I think about
all the missed opportunities.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
I add anyway, all the girls named Emmy or Emma
slide into Lamarn's d ms. Please get the type.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Because I'm gonna accidentally call you Emmy.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
How crazy? If that was not a joke, it would
be the funniest thing. If that's all of a sudden,
what started to happen in your uninhibited moments. I can't
that would be such a funny. Bet. I could see
it in a show for sure. Some guy who like
wins his first Emmy or Oscar, and all of a sudden,
that's what just comes out of his mouth. Okay, so funny.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
We need a Ferguson story. What's the best when you
got Lamarn? Okay, Ferguson's story. It's not a great story,
but it's it's it's it's the inception of my uncomfort
around Ferguson for the beginning of the for the beginning,
because I end up becoming really good friends with him.
(57:16):
We still talk, but in the beginning he had you know,
they don't like I don't know what they do with
their nails. But he would scratch me a lot. Oh yeah,
like a lot. And it became such a thing. Like
my hands. I still have scars on my hands from
when he would like just like scratch my hand. And
and and so they decided they were going to put
(57:38):
rubber tips on his nails.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Oh yeah, those soft shells.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Those soft shells. And then I was like, oh, that's interesting.
But he always seemed to be uncomfortable. And then they
were like, yeah, we put them on for the shoot
because we know that he scratches and you know. And
I was like, that's like, is it painful to him?
They were like, it's a little uncomfortable. And I was like,
just take them off, don't worry about don't worry about it.
I'll be fine. And I remember them taking the tips
(58:05):
off of him, and he never scratched me again, not once,
not once did he scratch me again. I was just
still wildly allergic, so to.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Say, like his hero in that point, he's like, man,
that man saved me from that crazy stuff those other
people were just doing to me.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah maybe he Yeah, don't put rubber tips on these cats.
People don't do it. Let them be cats, let them
scratch chunks of meat out of your thigh. Anyway, I
love you guys, Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you for listening to another episode of The mess Around.
(58:45):
Make sure you follow us on ig at the mess
Around Pod Hannah next week, what we.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Got double date, great episode, super fun.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, and please make sure make sure
to go ahead and cop one of these awesome caps, hoodies, sweatshirts.
We're now making do rags and the mess Around gold grills.
We got it. All folks, come have.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
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buying our portfolios.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
And show us your best mess around tattoos. So, all
those folks out there getting the mess Around tattoos, send
us your photos please, and the next one you get, Hannah,
we'll pay for it. Maybe it's a teeny one small
one forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, the ones you can wash off at the end
of the night. Stickers mess around tattoos. Stickers, by the way,
we should sell at our website.
Speaker 1 (59:48):
That'd be super good. Put them a little neck tattoos.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
That's right, just full jelly roll. Okay, all right, we'll
talk to you guys next week. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Wait, that was the mess of This has been an
iHeartMedia production. Our executive producer is Joel Monique. Our engineer
and editor is Mia Taylor. Additional production from Daniel Goodman,
Wendy Heisler, and Kyle Shevron. Our theme song was written
and composed by Ronald Jukebox Jackson. So We're gonna catch
you next time. Bye,
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Lamorne Morris
Hannah Simone
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