April 1, 2025 • 54 mins
It's the season three finale, and the memories that stand out the most are not how cold it was and an inappropriate tongue from an extra. Hannah also confronts Lamorne about his lack of faith in the New Girl bear theory.
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
So hey New Girl folks. Before we get started, we
have a big announcement to make. We are no longer
doing the loft meetings. For that, I say sorry. However,
there is good news. You can take your ears over
to our new Patreon where we will be doing all
of our loft meetings. We know you care about them,
(00:39):
so that we care about you, So please.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
On the side of the bed.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Today I didn't sleep and I had a long day
at Lily up in the morning. I had to get
her ready for school, breakfast, go straight to the gym,
comes straight back here. I literally watched these episodes at
the gym.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And did people at the gym see you watching yourself
at the gym?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, I started in my car because I got there
like twenty minutes early.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You're watching TV in your car. This is all of
this is not great?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, well, and I parked. You won't let you watch TV.
And if you know park, you had to park the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You parked, the car, parked the.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Car, got to the gym twenty minutes early, went on
Hulu on the car app.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Get to watch New Girl in the car.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, I watched it and then so that's how
dedicated I.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Am okay, this is a big episode. It is the
season three finale.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's right, Oh, Cruz.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I remember shooting this episode clearly because it was so insane.
What I didn't remember was that Liz Merriweather directed it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh you didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I mean I didn't remember it. Like when I saw it,
I was like, oh, yeah, because Liz was always around,
so you know, she's like.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The vision directed girl. She's there.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's her show. It always was that, So it wasn't
like Liz, you know, like and so when I saw
that she directed, I was like, oh, it was I
don't know. It made it more fun to watch because
you know, there was no middleman. It's just Liz with
Liz's vision, and man, she just lets the bits run
for so long. It is so funny and by the way,
(02:23):
so much dirtier, which is also so Liz and so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Are you calling Liz filthy?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah? It wasn't that she like had a that was
what her script was. She got famous for that put
her on like on the map before a New Girl.
Wasn't it called sluts? And then did she do a
show called Fuck Buddies?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, this show was called chick it's like sex positive.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
He's an amazing woman.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Girls originally called chicks and dicks.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's right, chicks and dicks until somebody at the studio
googled that, and when we may have to look at
the name. You guys have a solid show, great ass,
phenomenal writing. The name could caught some issues.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You can't have a show called chicks and dicks or
chicks with dicks with no members of the trans community
in our show, right, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
A bit problematic to call. Well, it was just like,
you know how Google does this thing where you clearly
write You're like whatever, you know, car with three wheels,
and they go like Google is showing you car with
four wheels, and you're like, but I yeah, I know
how to write, and I know the question I.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Wanted to ask.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So if you wrote chicks and dix, yeah, it should
just give you the show. But Google will be like,
I know what you really would.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like to see.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I know what You're like, No, that's the what.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So it's kind of Google faults number one search number one. Anyway.
Cruise Man and Love Rock Hay and Robert Zelle wrote
it and like incredible stars and I will say out
loud that Damon. Damon's character Coach went full Winston.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Those would have been your bits. You would have been
in that opening, like Demo.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
With Oscar with the boat.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, scared of boats. That's so Winston. And they just
gave it to Coach and he was and of course
it was Damon and he was like, please give me
the physical comedy goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But what's crazy is that it's so Not only is
it so Winston, but the truth of the matter is
is the entire energy behind what his character was going
through is so Lomorn. Because I hate. I'm not scared
of boats, I'm just hate. I'm not the best swimmer,
So you're not going to catch me swimming around in
the ocean with all the with all the great whites.
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And when I mean that, that's I mean as a
as a double.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Sided trust any of those predators, the.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Great whites and the the sharks and all. You know,
there's being an ocean as a white people think y'all
just be well half of you'll just be in there.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, no, I'd like, may I just in the ocean? Yeah?
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
A shark has never tasted dark meat?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Dark meat flavor profile. They don't understand. It is a
really bizarre thing. I've met a bunch of people that
actually are really scared of boats. There's some sort of
like fear that flares up in their body at the
thought of just being like out surrounded by water. Yeah,
like super panicky. They just don't like the thing. I
don't mind boats, but yeah, I'm not like ocean swimming,
(05:36):
Like what is dad?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That does make sense? Yeah, I'm like six feet pool swimming.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You'll get your head underwater then no, no, I'm six
five good ladies, okay with heels on in the pool.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hey, it's all fair game in the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
They synchronized.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Somebody do the handstands, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, give us the rundown.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
In the season three finale, Totally Not Together, Nick and
Jess invite the rest of the gang to join them
dondone on a cruise, but after the grand romance package
gets the best of them, i mean sexually, romantically, and emotionally, Winston, Schmidt,
Cci and Coach agree it's up to them to make
(06:29):
things not weird again between the former couple. See you
in a second, So as you stated earlier Episode three
two three Cruise Our finale was directed by Liz Mayweather,
written by Love Rock and Rob Roselle.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let's dive in.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I will say also three two three, because a standard
full season of TV is twenty two episodes, right, and
in our first season they gave us an extra three. Yeah,
we did twenty five. Yeah, and then in season two,
I think we did twenty four, and in this one
we got one extra episode added twenty three. But it's
(07:12):
why there are so many episodes of New Girl and
maybe not as many seasons as people think, is that
they really just they would give us like an extra
month of shows. Yeah, And as far as I know,
that really didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, we we were doing pretty well, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I think the fact that it's still on the minds
of folks and people still talk about it as if
it's a current show, lets you know that we were
doing really well back then. Yeah, and so yeah, the
extra episodes, it definitely makes sense for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, I just remember them. I remember in season one
when they're like, we got three extra episodes and they
were already were giving like one hundred and fifty percent.
Everybody was so out of gas and then it's like,
come up, with three whole episodes, no pressure and put
them in there and make them make sense and get
the directors and the it was just wild. And these
(08:10):
first three seasons of New Girl, and as it continues on,
it's just such great television. It's real credit to uh
to the team, because that's wild to just get like
a bunch of extra episodes thrown at you without the break. Yeah,
the checks playered.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yes, yes, oh the checks. Shall we talk about the checks, Hannah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Let's get into the episode. Oh my gosh. So they
just and Nick let the team know that they are
all gonna go on a non refundable cruise that they
booked when they were drunk and dating and thought that
there was no end in sight for them.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean I remember shooting that. I remember
sitting I remember sitting in that chair.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Doing that bit like looking at them like nasty.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I forget, I forget the specifics of that moment, but
I do remember, and I feel like I feel like
that was a last minute addition to me being I
forget what it was. I just for some reason, I
remember going, oh, yeah, I'll do that bit.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh They're like, why don't we have Winston and they're
just eating a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah. Yeah, that's just kind of popped me in there.
But it's really funny.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So they had to figure out because they booked the
Grand Romance package, but they had to downgrade their lover's
suite to include everybody else. And so they think they've
got four more rooms.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
They find out when they get on the boat. It's
really just I don't even know how they opened the door.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's just a room.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Of beds, just a room of cots.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You think it's like a storage rooms, like.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Where they store the cots. They're like, you can have
the room where we store the cots and just be there.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No? Yeah, me, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's John Mullaney just did you know he does his
Live with John Mullaney and his theme last week was
cruises and everybody that he brought on his panel had
never been on a cruise. And then they opened the
phone lines to people and there were people that were
(10:22):
like on cruises, and they spoke to somebody who is
like a lifer. So there are cruise ships where people
live on them full time. Wait, maybe like, did you
with the thought of you being on a cruise until
(10:43):
you're demise.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're like, yeah, you mean like crew members.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
No, like you could be like, you know what, I
want to go live on a cruise show.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You can buy like a forever.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like they have residences.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
It's like you know how some hotes houls have that
they have like a residence wing and people like live
at the hotel. Yeah, like that, but on a.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Cruise and so like mail.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
They I mean, you'll just have to tell people to
send it into your next port.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Is there a cruise doctor for sure?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm sure on a cruise ship. Why does everybody get
sick on these cruise ships? It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I know why they get sick, because you know they're
they're spreading around their filthruhip on the Seventh Sea.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You remember that there was.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That crazy story a couple of years ago where they
were off the coast of like California for like a
month and they.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Made him stay on the ship. Yeah, we're all sick.
Was it the COVID story?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh maybe it was something crazy. But they're just like,
all right bye, you cannot come into port.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You just live out there now.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
The spray spram down with some sunshine and hydrochloric one
just bleaked down with I ever met and may.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Have to go back to this episode. I, by the way,
could talk about cruises for the whole hour because I
find them fascinating and also very much not for me.
But also it's because I'm like an introvert. The idea
of just being stuck on a boat with strangers we
have to make small talk is a living nightmare for me.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yah. I wouldn't do it. I'm
never going on a cruise.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I would maybe go on one for like one hour
with you, just to people watch, and then we would
leave before they left the port.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I would do that with you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We wouldn't be able to people watch, Hannah, you're super famous.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We would just be people watched.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yes, we're just talking and everyone's like gathered around watching. No,
they don't care about me like that, Hannad.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
They care about Will you walking around with that Emmy?
They know who you are, they see you coming. I'm
walking around with these bangs.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's my problem. I'll shave the banks.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'll shave the bangs. You put down the Emmy and
no one will know.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh, speaking of banks, Lily cut her hair the other
day bangs and it looked bad. She just cut a
junk out.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Show me to come over and fix some Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, I took care to get it taken care of.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'll get to the back to the episode, because there
was a sweet moment that I completely forgot happened where
Schmidt goes and gets a class ring for c C
because she's getting her GD e g E and then a.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Gd Why does it say gd e g ed?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's my god? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
And then is this the beginning of the winny shame shame?
I know your name first time?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He's done it, first time.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
He does it twice in this episode, and then it
becomes like a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Shame shame. I got my kids saying that because I
say it to her all the time. Shame, shame, shame.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh no, your name.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
That was a real thing. What was this?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Think about it? What's that?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's The stroking of a finger.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Is so weird, it's creepy.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's for shame.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Think about what I think about back in the day
is when people were saying shame to people, they were weirdos.
Back then, they were weird. Yeah. Back in those days,
they thought women were witches if they knew how to count.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, you have to wear like letters, just like one
letter that we know you're walking down the street.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, so they shame. Shame, that's where that came from.
The creeps. Anyway, where are.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
We, So let's jump to the boat. I got to
get to the boat. Yeah, let's get to the boat.
It was on the Queen Mary.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yes, And.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They got his hotel rooms, even though none of us
stayed there. I don't think any of us stayed there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I ended up. I think I ended up staying overnight. No,
I never I didn't know. I just drove back home.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I think we all said we're gonna need hotel rooms.
This is crazy. We're not going to drive back at
one in the morning and then come back for like
five am the next morning. Like no, And then none
of us ended up staying in them. But I do
remember I would go to the hotel room and take
naps because there were big gaps in shooting, because it
had so much to get done, and you're in things,
(14:56):
you're not in things. The light would change, all sorts
of things were happening. So I was grateful for the hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Did we not have our trailers?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
No, there was nowhere to put them. Yeah, so we
were on the boat or we were in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, I remember, after I think our last day of shooting,
I was going to stay in the hotel because I
was gonna grab drinks with some friends. We're gonna come
to Long Beach, so we're gonna have dinner and drinks,
and then I was just gonna stay a Long Beach
for the night. But they bailed because it started raining.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Oh, that's right, it started raining, so I left, that's right,
which caused a big situation of what they were trying
to shoot. Yeah, I remember that because I was supposed
to go shoot that thing where I was like looking
for a signal and I think a bunch of like
got dropped or something, and then they just snuck one in.
And then that was the one where Schmid tries to
(15:49):
come out with the violin Blair mm hmm. Okay, let's
talk about Oscar playing Doug.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
So funny, the grumpy Gus speech and the tickle tickle
and then Damon doing just like a one man show
of a man who's scared of boats all by himself.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
If you give someone like Damon just say go do
this to the extreme level. It doesn't matter what it is.
Say hey, Damon, walk across the street, but like a waans,
he will turn the walk across the street until a
five minute short film.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He's that gifted and just finding comedy in every little aspect.
And him just sitting in a boat trying this is
so funny, and then Oscar holding.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Him start singing amazing, Grace, Grace.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'm like, what are we watching here?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's really really funny.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Really, it's so funny because he sells the fear when
he picks up the second ar and he's like, how
do you do it with two of these? Is amazing.
And then the fact that he stays committed to the
fear for the entire episode that never changes breaks. I
do love that about New girls. Sometimes they're like, that's
just a weird thing about that person, and they don't
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try to heal it or fix it. By the end
of the episode, Yeah, they're just like and that's them.
And I love that with this bit. I loved it
with the Damon bit that they were just like, well,
that's just what he's living with anyway, moving along, so funny.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I love how jealous Jess is of the captain.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's funny to me.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, the instant jealousy of like she's flirting with you.
This is not okay, I'm weird about the whole thing.
But looking back, you know all of these shows, now
that everybody's applauding these healthy, emotionally healed men and how
they're talking in these new TV shows, the way that
(17:54):
Nick and Jess actually are communicating in this episode is
super healthy.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Well, they shouldn't even be there at this same Let's
just be honest. You break up with somebody, Why aren't
you living together? Why are you going to freaking cruise
with each other? Like, I think that's unhealthy. So at
least you could do is speak to each other in
a healthy manner. Sure, because you're not together anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Sure, you're right. I guess the whole circumstance is highly toxic.
But they're communication skills.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I will say ten out of.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Ten, ten out of ten for sure. Me personally, I
just don't date, you know. Yeah, let's talk about this
friendship package, shall we.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, so they have the growing romance package and they're like, no,
that's playing with fire, No, thank you, not going to
do it, and the lady is like, well, it's non refundable,
so either you're going to take it or it's gone.
And it's there's six hundred dollars worth of activities. Yeah, okay,
when we come back, we're going to talk about one
(18:57):
of the activities that they end up doing because they
didn't turn down six hundred buck sort of activities. And
something I noticed the extras doing in the background.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh that.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Surprised me.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, okay, well, I can't wait till I just got break.
And when we go to break. While on that break, I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, you feel.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That, And yeah, I feel better, Hannah, I feel better
not just because I got I got some nasal clarity,
but also because you you have something that you would
like to uh, that you like to talk about because
you've noticed something.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, okay, So they do the The first activity they
do is that yoga deep stretching yoga, and there's like
four or five other couples behind them. Two of the couples,
because they're face to face, their arms and legs are
kind of interlocked, I think, and they're face to and
granted most of the time, right when they choose people
from background to go and do these activities in a show.
(20:08):
They don't know each other. Usually they're strangers, right for
the most part, right, unless sometimes it's like an intimacy
thing or something in the back, then they'll let like
a couple or something. But usually you don't know the
person you're with. I don't think these people knew each
other anyway. The it's a man and woman in each pairing,
and in two of the compairings, they're inches from each
other's face, and they're both have their tongues fully out
(20:29):
and extended whoa towards each other.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I think they remember this, and I think they were
actual couples.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh okay, so maybe they're actual couples. Still, why do
the other two couples not do it? And it can
just don't do it. But two couples are their inches
from each other's face, tongue not like out like fully fully.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Out extended extension extension of the tongue.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, like wide mouth it was, And they're so close
and you're like, okay, so that's not an accident. I'm like,
was that like were zoli? I'm talking to background being listen.
We need to make this feel uncomfortable because guess what
tick you did it? I was watching I don't think
I've ever noticed that before, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Why, I think I remember this. It's either this episode
or a different one where or maybe something that was
in the bar where a couple was supposed to be
making out, and I was like, man, they keep asking
them to make out like it's really weird, but they
seemed totally game to do it. And then an ad saying, oh, no,
they're married, right, I was like, oh, I see. I
(21:37):
was like, that would be nuts to just think you're
showing up for background work and the next thing you know,
you got some dude with his tongue in your mouth
and you're like, I want, I mean, you know, all right,
anything for I.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Think sometimes I mean that is, you know, when you
need to make sure that communication is very clear on
what's happening. I did a show once and in one
of the scenes they were like, okay, uh, you know
Hannah's character I don't remember what my character's name was,
but it was like, you're gonna is making out with
(22:09):
a guy in this nightclub or whatever, and the other
lead kind of like clocks it, and then it caused something.
So they picked this guy and I was like, we're deep,
like deep deep deep background, and the guy was like,
actually the director's action and this man and I couldn't
even get mad because I was like, oh, you just
don't know. Shoved his tongue in my mouth and was
(22:34):
just like started really making out and I went whoa, whoa,
and I was like, no, it's pretend.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's pretend.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah. I could see he didn't know. He was just like,
this is my big break. I'm going to become an actor.
And so he just like went for it in the moment,
and I could just see he was so destroyed. And
then I didn't go right him out because I feel
like they would have like fired him. And I was like,
it's pretend, bro, don't know. Please, don't ever do that
again to me or anyone else.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
And he was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And then.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
No, But Danny Treyo just did go for it. I
will say that Danny tray Ho. I was like, all right, Danny, okay, Hi, Danny,
all right, Danny get it, Danny okay. So I do
this yoga where I noticed this thing and I was like, what, yes,
what do you want.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
To say before we get to the yoga, Hannah, I
do have to ask you a question. Yeah, and this
is something that we haven't talked about in a long time.
Oh no, this is something that I thought we've expired,
but apparently you've requested that we start talking about it again.
Maybe it's not this episode, maybe it's the other episode,
but there's ward on the street.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Is that you you specifically requested that you and I
engage in a little discourse about Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
My goodness, okay, listen right, you openly hijacked my bear
segment right season one, season two just to laugh at
me as I figure out where the bear is with
the help of fellow bear hunters, we have a name now,
and so I was sick of it, and so for
(24:19):
this season what I did was we dropped the bear
segment and then I just did a full recap for
all of season three when episode by episode by episode
and found the bear. Okay, it is on our podcast channel,
Where's the Bear? Season three twenty three episodes baa bang
(24:40):
bada boom, but a bang Okay, But here's what I found.
So many of the fans were like, for season four,
maybe bring it back. We miss hearing it every week.
We don't want to wait a year to hear all
the bear references. And I said, I have a sensitive soul,
and I don't know of I can have one more
(25:01):
busting my balls in every recording while I show the
receipts of the bear.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Hannah, it wasn't. I think you're taking this the wrong way.
And you know me, I've never been accused of a
ball buster. I've never been accused of being one, and
so I do feel slightly offended that you would consider
me one a buster of the balls.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Why do you go?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Why do you go?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Why did you go?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Presidential way?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, because, Hannah, I'm trying to be I'm trying to
be a man of the people. I think the people
look to me for guidance. I am their leader, and
they don't want balls busted all over our podcasts. So
what I'm gonna do, Hannah, is just tell the people
the truth. There is no bear in every episode. Can't
(25:48):
find one, never will find My love bears. We gotta
keep them safe, white bears especially.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
But listen, I swear. Can we just cut that clip
and send it to Lorne Michaels and be like, look,
this is who should be playing Trump on SNL. You're welcome,
slamm dunk. Okay, So they have that. They go to
do all of these crazy activities. They do the yoga,
(26:16):
they do the towel thing, they do the massages where
they try to high five each other. The whole thing
is strange. Nick's face looks so weird. Then they just
start drinking. They run out of rose. He does something
that I'm actually kind of curious about now it would taste.
He mixes the white wine and the red wine as
(26:36):
like a fast rose solution, which has.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Never done that, never done that. Why would I do that.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's how you make that's how.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
That is not how you make rose, but it is
how you make pink wine. So you know, I'll hear
the argument you.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Don't know, you don't know. See, I've been I've been
to Okay, I've sipped the juice of the grape. Okay,
I know exactly how to make roset because I talked
to some of the finest psalms out there, and you
know what they've all told me. It's just why.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
The fact that you called them psalms. You've watched the
documentary once.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, I know these people, Somalians, I do know them.
Very well, all my friends.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
You opened to Somalia school in Somalia. I should did
you show with a bunch of swords like what you're doing?
It's a wide school. It just makes sense. It's a
marketing slam dunk. What's happening with Cruz? This is what
(27:48):
you know? I always wondered, like, what happened in the
room for three days?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
All of those all of the.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Gang locked together for three days in the room, and
I think it was this.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
They came up with ideas like this.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's why they can never show what hap happened in
the room where it happened. Okay, so anyway, they do
all this stuff, they do the pink wine and then
who one of the biggest swerves in New Girl history
because Nick Miller goes in for that kiss and gets
(28:20):
cheeked by Jessica Day And then they're like, that was
weird and now really awkward and we should just not
be together. This cruise is going to do is in
We're gonna make mistakes. So they decide to split up.
They both think they're on the starboard part of the ship,
which is hysterical because nobody knows which is which, and
they split up and go it to opposite sides. What's
(28:43):
also interesting to me is that I wrote they talk about, well,
who's the only one that can get them back together
and being friends, and they say the captain, right, and
then they do that announcement and they all run to
the room and that whole thing happens. But I don't
think that was the original idea. I think through editing
they made it make sense and work because I don't
(29:03):
know if you remember this, but at the Fox Cafeteria
they have a fine dining room, yeah, where the Fox
store is on the lot, and we, after the fact,
all came back for a day and shot a dinner
scene with the captain. That's what it happened, is that
(29:24):
they got invited to the Captain's table, which is why
I think she thought there was flirting, right, And then
we shot this dinner. I have pictures on my phone
from the Captain's table of all of us sitting there.
And that whole thing got cut out of the show,
but they still made it work.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Really.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, we shot a dinner scene at the Captain's table
off not on the Queen Mary, but later on the
Fox lot. Huh, yeah, I remember, because I were the
dress that they put me in and was so gorgeous
and I never never made television, and I was like,
this is crazy. This was like such a cute. Look
are you trying to find out?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Trying to find it? I don't think I have photos
from that long ago.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, I have pictures. I took pictures because the dress
was cute. I also have to say, man, shout out
to Deborah McGuire and her team because uh Zoe's clothing
in this episode, she looked like she was in a
Wes Anderson film. She looks so perfectly beautifully dressed.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Why is Wes Anderson really good with with wardrobe?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You're not a fan for real.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'm not a Wes Anderson fan. Whoa just because you
have won? Just because I've never been asked to be
in one of his movies.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Also, my feelings are hurt too, but I can appreciate the.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Art, I know, just like you know. All right, all right, bro,
I get it. You don't you don't think I'm talented.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's okay, wait until he sees your SA Academy.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
They're gonna come a knocking, okay, but I'm gonna be
like sorry, the beds of rocking with my psalms me.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
We can't get through today.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's rewind a little bit. I do want to talk
about you with this ring.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh my god. And you know I didn't get a
ring thanks to you.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well, I know, and I forgot that I had done that.
And then I genuinely had this reaction when I was
watching it in the car. I went do that for.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
When he just slim like a child's that only children.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Moved that fast.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yes, I was like up to another person and then
just didn't even like realize nothing. But he didn't just
try to beat him up afterwards.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I love when Max does that, when he's like he's
so mad, so he takes a beat before the fight
and then he rears back and lots. It's so funny
when he does it. It says like fighting techniques, you
see it come Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
But he even though we're play fighting, he's oddly strong.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
He's very strong, very strong man.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
He's a strong man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
There's only so much acting that can happen when you're
throwing a body on another body.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I know, aback, slow down, you ain't some moy and
I ain't trying to.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Have it.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Okay, so then they hear this, they come up with
a plan, right, this plan that happens huh to make
Nick and Jess not weird. Yeah, And it's the honesty.
And I I remember shooting this because I remember the
package of alts of the absolutely insane confessions that you
(32:45):
and Damon had to say. I was spared, Max was spared.
But they gave you two some of the wildest ones
and the fact and I think that probably the weirdest
ones are the two that made it because hearing Damon
talk about how he feels he'll never experience the infinite
joy of being with child laid me out.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I wonder if I can't, you know, it's so crazy
about my email. I can't find any of the old scripts.
The only time I see him I can find them
in there is is when you give him to me.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh, I genuinely.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Can't find him. I'm like, I don't know what happened.
It's the same email I've been using forever.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Did you like one night just get like mad at
the world and just be like delete all and then
just have a clean slate in your emails? Did you
like do that one time?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There is a possibility I did that because I have
my beefs with with twentieth, you know, from time to time.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
So maybe you cleared them all out, and you're just like,
I don't want this sitting around anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I have everything.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm a woman. I have all the receipts from when
I was like six months old. I was like, no,
you were at the olive garden.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, oh god, I don't know how you stay married
with that.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
With that, I'm the receipt queen.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It here in print, it's all here.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
You know everything.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Oh my gosh, Okay, So where are we are?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
We gonna talk about Winston's confession.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Winston's confession. Winston's confession. Don't tell me, don't tell me.
I know this. Don't tell me. I know this confession.
I just saw it. I just saw it. Winston confesses
that he can't count to the number six. Which one
was it?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Again?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
He has nightmares.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh about making out with the other two guys, which
is Nick in himself. Oh gosh, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I thought that when they said, why is that that's
Nick and you that he would go like, oh yeah,
no I meant and then he was just like you
were like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
This is the more weird, the better. The more weird,
that's right, better.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's what I'm saying this episode, this finale, Liz was just.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Like, let him be weird.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
And that's really like the crux of the whole thing,
which is how Nick and just at the end kind
of come to terms, which is just like, it's weird.
Let's just embrace the weirdness as opposed to trying to
pretend that it's not weird. And I feel like then
they gave everybody their own weird moment.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, you know, you got to make them feel comfortable,
you know what I mean? And and it worked, It
definitely worked. But the issue when they're in this room
that they can't get.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Out, they can't get out and coach through out the
landline phone because he thought it was going to get
more intense and they wouldn't want to have a phone
just laying around for someone to grab.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah. And then three days later, so if you.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Could, Oscar seemed to just like pop the door open
pretty easily. It seems like they could have done it
maybe on day one.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, he just kind of put his shoulder into it
a little bit, I think, Yeah, damon being what does
he call himself in the next episode, a sexy black
man with the body.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Of a Oh yeah, got action hero.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Action hero like you couldn't pull the door open? Breath.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, I don't know. It was very strange. I play
something that bugged me because I kind of watch for
things like this when I watch other TV shows, so
I'm not gonna spare the show and it was me
doing it. Which really does piss me off, is that
when everybody gets shoved into the cabin into the room
when we rent out and kind of attack them, I'm
holding the do not disturb sign and then we get
(36:29):
everybody and rush them in the room and the door closes,
and I still am holding it as I rush in,
and then it opens with me saying, Okay, the door
is locked. The do not disturb sign is on the outside,
which is why nobody comes and checks on us. But
I didn't put the do not disturbed sign on at
least in that take that they used. Oh, which is
(36:53):
you know, a little problematic, sketchy, little problematic. Too manybody
else caught it, but a bug me.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Starbucks cup in the old Game.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Of Thrones, that's my Starbucks cup, which is gonna be
when we start season four, Winter is Coming. You know,
there's some Game of Thrones references just all over the place.
This one was mine.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's funny. At that point, I hadn't seen Game of
Thrones yet, so I wasn't really getting the references.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I wasn't watching either.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, I didn't watch Game of Thrones until our show ended.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, I might be the only person out
there that didn't watch it. I'm alone.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
But did we shoot this on stage or that was
actually that was an actual room.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I feel like we shot that in the actual room.
And I remember it seems so like so quick, right
because you just walk in, you see us all standing there,
and it's done. But I feel like it took us
almost half a day, right the wards you're about to
be specific, we all had to look insane. They were
doing last minute things like you know, like writing things
(37:59):
on faces is and then they had to position all
of us in a way where you could see us
all and it looked weird and the room like they
had to do so many things so that one shot,
it's not like you see what happens in the room
that they got weird or destroy it nothing. It just
is like bam. I reveal that one shot I feel
like took like probably a whole morning to do just
(38:24):
because there was so much choreography and where they needed
to place us. And then that became the picture that
ends up at the end of the episode. But that
also became like a pretty iconic picture that I think
that was used in the press to promote the season
three finale of like how weird it gets.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
There was like a photographer there that day that also
had to get pictures. It was like a whole thing
that day. So that's why I mean shooting this episode
took forever.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I think the room smelled like pee.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
It could be wrong, it smelled like ghosts pe.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So fun fact for the folks out there who don't
know this about the Queen Mary, it is indeed haunted.
And I think some of the crew members stayed on
the boat because you can stay there good.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
That was what they said. Oh my gosh, I just remembered.
Aaron O'Malley said, there will be no trailers, but if
you guys need to stay over night, we can get
you rooms on the Queen Mary. And the entire cast went, no,
we will not stay on the haunted ghost hip. No,
but somebody did not in the cast.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
No, it was a crew member. I remember a fewr
crew members stayed on them, and I think they but
I think they say there was one particular level where
it's haunted and they weren't staying on that floor. Yeah, yeah,
a level haunted hotel. Although I don't think i've ever
I've never experienced anything. I've never I've never, I've never
(39:49):
experienced a haunt. But when everybody's saying that that's what's
happening on a boat, that's a double reason for me
not to go. M you know what I'm saying, Like,
it's an old boat, so you might have a lot
of that's to say, ill intentioned ghosts. Sure, depending on
the ear they die.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
All the places you could live as a ghost, why
would you be there.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
I'd live courtside at a like a basketball game.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
But that's just you now.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, it's my happy pace.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I know, I know that's you right now. Every time
I see picture of you, you're there. We were at
a game recently and someone was like, these are the
greatest seats and you're like, well not really, We're in
the second row and you look so bumped, And I
was like, oh, that's a real feeling. He's having a
real feeling about it. These are not the best seats.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Well, it's just that I'm so upset, like my seats.
My seats are one row right behind Kenya barras right,
And Kenya is so cool all the time with his
jewelry on, and he's so busy he's watching the games
kind of. But I'm like, Kenya, just like switch seats
with me. Bro Like, you're I get it. You're richer
than me. Sure, Like I'm just you know, I'm I'm
(41:00):
a working class man and Kenya is richer than God.
I mean, the guy creates so much stuff. Give up
the seats. You don't even have time to be here
right now.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You're like, you're the charity case right now.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
He hasn't even finished counting his money.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Go home and finish counting your money.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, like, let me get those seats, brouh know.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
All that money and the best seats in the house.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh gosh, you know, if I had that money, i'd
sit away in the back.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You know, I'll hold you to it.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'll hold you to it.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't need to see Lebron up close.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
The button on this episode is so funny. They're back
in the loft and staring at the picture, and it's
been established in this episode that Schmidt is fully in
love with Ceci again and that's why the whole shame
(41:55):
shame thing happened. He wants to go after her, and
she's in a relationship with Buster, still highly problematic relationship
with Buster. And but we get to see a little
cliffhanger for next season because when they reveal the shot
(42:15):
of the photo, CC's definitely making eyes mm hmmm at Schmidt.
Nice and they also I always love cliffhangers at the
end of like a season. I love how they do
it right. So there's that they've just planted that seed.
And they also have Nick and Schmidt getting bunk beds
(42:38):
like they were in college, living together in the same
room again, which is also so fun to look forward to.
It was a great weird, insane, exhausting, funny, strange finale
that they made sense of, even though, like I said,
full scenes with the Captain are just like gone that
(43:01):
are gone. But they did like in like the photo shoot,
the Grand Romance photo shoot lasted like I think ninety seconds.
They were like they just let the Weirdness Breathe and
the Bits Breathe and Liz directed the hell out of
the episode and it was a fun one. Man.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
My favorite part about this episode is watching our wardrobe
on set. Wardrobe person Joey Pearla dress up every day
in a different sailor outfit. He did every day we
came out and he would do wardrobe changes throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah. So the first half, yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I mean he had the shoes, he had the tiny,
tiny tiny shorts with his like little assot in his hat.
He always looked like a little sailor boy. Every single
that was the goal.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
He crushed it.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
He crushed it.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Every pearl.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
We love You, I was always on theme. Yeah, I
miss him.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Uh hey, let's go to a quick break and when
we come back, there is something that I do need
to speak to you about it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Hannah.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Remember right before we went to break, I said that'd
be something that I wanted to speak to you about.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Do you remember is that the Somalia is and Somalia again?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Ever been trapped in a room or accidentally locked yourself
in somewhere?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Is this the mess around around?
Speaker 4 (44:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Let's mess around? Have I ever been trapped in a
room or accidentally locked yourself in somewhere. No, but I've
been locked out your car. No, I just told this story.
I found out that there, uh, there is a writer
(44:59):
wonderful right now. She's writing a New Girl book.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Oh yeah, I just I just I just sat down
with her.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, so lovely, and so I just told her this
story about when I found out that I.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Got New Girl.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
I thought for sure, like I was the least experienced,
like the shortest resume actress up for that role, that
I was not probably going to get it. And the
day that I was supposed to find out, I was
just like staring at my phone all morning and I
was like, I don't want to. I don't want this life.
This is like a cliche. No thank you. And so
(45:33):
I left my phone at my friend's apartment and decided
to go for like a walk and decided to and
I was it was one of my happiest days because
everyone's like, don't you want to know? Don't you want
to know? And I was like, well no, because ninety
nine percent chance I'm not going to get it. I
don't have the experience, and right now it's possible and no,
(46:01):
I just I like the feeling that it's possible, and
so I was like living in the dream and it
was like this really great, magical day. It's so clear
in my memory of every single thing I did that day.
And then came back. No, Marina Telry, Actually this is perfect.
This is perfect for this episode. It was down to
the beach and then came back to the apartment at
(46:22):
nine o'clock at night. It was a full day out
and was locked out of the apartment and didn't have
my phone, and so my friend went and jumped on
the roof of the apartment, jumped down to the balcony,
broke his ankle. Still couldn't get into the apartment, but
(46:42):
someone heard him screaming for help, so they helped him,
and then they called the locksmith. And meanwhile I had
no idea this was happening. I was waiting in the
hallway inside I had like I was like so happy.
I was like in no rush to get in. Then
the locksmith comes, does the thing, charges thousand dollars you
get inside the apartment, well you know what I mean,
(47:03):
Like it's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
They go like duk duk, and they're just like, can
we have a billion.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Dollars and you're like, Okay, I guess. And so then
I go in the apartment and then I went to
take a shower, didn't even check my phone, and then
picked up my phone eventually at like ten thirty at night,
and it was like fifty seven missed calls, oh forty
six text messages. There were Facebook chat messages like they
were just like this woman, Every other actress on the
(47:28):
planet Earth would have their phone. Is she alive? Has
she unlived herself? It was the craziest thing. And so
I remember that time when I got locked out of
an apartment and everything that could go wrong went wrong,
and it was still the best day ever and it
ended being the best best.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Day, the best best day ever. Wow. Yeah, I don't
know if I've ever been locked inside somewhere.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Locked inside is different, that would creep me out.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, but I have been locked out numerous times. I
remember one time leaving so Peter shout out to Peter
Marquilla Fava who just got married. Peter and Sharon love you.
But Peter came in town to visit while we were
filming A New Girl, and he wanted to go do
some sight seeing visit some folks. So I let him
borrow my car. I said, drive me to set. And
(48:17):
that morning he drove me to Set and he took
the car and I said, I should wrap around eight pm.
So if you can get there a little bit earlier
than that, and you just wait for me right outside
the gate, I'll just walk right on over. Well, I
call him. He's not answering. It's around like six thirty.
I'm like, you know, you can head over now. I
(48:39):
think I might be rapping soon. No response. Seven something
comes along, no response. Now I'm just waiting. Now I
genuinely have no way home. I'm like, what the hell
this is? Before uber so I was like, you know,
so now I'm just like, what the hell is going on?
Like where is he? I think everyone had already left,
like the cast like somebody me off.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I'm sure but and I'm like, I was about to say,
I would have taken you home.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
So I ended up having to call a different friend
to drive to pick me up. We drove all the
way back to my apartment, get to the apartment. My
apartment door is locked. Remember he has my keys, so
now I can't get into my apartment and we're banging
on the door. I am now I It went from
like a gentle knock to like, hey, open the door,
(49:24):
open the door. You know, I live in an apartment.
It went from that to me trying to kick the yeah.
And then finally he gets up and he's like, what's
going on? And I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
I let you borrow my car? You ditched me at work.
I have to get into the right home. And then
you're in here knocked out with the door locks so
I can't get into my own place. What do you mean,
what's going on? Yeah? I was pretty pretty pee. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah. Everybody to go to my ig page.
I posted something about the wedding. Go ahead and give
(50:01):
Peter a hard time about it.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Please.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Oh my gosh, we just got sleepy. Drove around all
Dan was just like I'm taking a nap.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah, just totally. It must be nice. It must be
nice to drive someone here, someone's you know, rolls Royce around.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You probably were driving a super nice car.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Actually remember overall thoughts on season three?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Well, I loved season three because season three was a
big jump in my acting growth. I learned how to
do a lot throughout the course of the season, and
most importantly, I just became comfortable and got rid of
the fear of being replaced or fired. Business could be
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really tricky and kind of cutthroat, so I just I
just got over that fear and just started gunning it
and started performing. And I think that all started in
season on a bigger scale, Season three.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah, I mean that's the season that Damon joined us,
which somehow unlocked a lot of stuff for everybody. Yeah,
because he's well you saw him on the dinghy, like
you know, it's Damon, So all of a sudden you're like, oh,
I guess I can.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Do that bit.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, that's safe in this moment with this person.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I think the only thing about season three that bumped me,
because it's a great season and really good on the relationships,
like really interesting and heartbreaking and all the good stuff
that they always do a New Girl, but like season
three really did some awesome work that way too, was
the CC dating buster. I swear, it's the one thing
that I'm just like, there has to be one crazy thing,
(51:39):
and that was the one crazy thing. And thankfully season
three is the.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
End of it.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
But it was, like you saw him a lot. It
wasn't like we saw him a lot. Yeah, No, twice
shows up at the apartment at the fire. Yeah. So
it wasn't like it was like every episode you have
to continuously make out with this underage boy. They just
alluded to it that you're still dating this child, which
might be a crime in certain states, which was also necessary.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Which was also necessary because Schmidt needed to earn CC
back after the wackness of season two, so they had
to do something.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I just didn't know why. He had to be like twelve.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
You guys, Season three ups and downs, the roller coaster
of life, the third season of New Girl wrapped all
the way up. If you are wondering where the bears are,
because they're there, you can listen to the Where's the
Bear episode that I released. I dressed like a spy
for it.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Okay, did you really did a bear?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Now?
Speaker 2 (52:49):
You gotta go watch it.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
And then maybe in season four you might beg for
the segment back and I will let you in.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I tell you now, I'm not fine.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
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You always cover it.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I can't help it. I got long hair.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Put your hair a ponytail, weirdo.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
Would you know how crazy that looks? If I had
my hair on a pontail, I would just be bangs
and headphones and I would just look, there's no hair.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Then I'd have to get a whole podcast.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Like this on the side.
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He could make sure that you still have hair.
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Yeah, it just looks weird visually. We're a visual medium now,
It's not why I started podcast, but here we are.
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Catch her next Time. Bye,
So hey New Girl folks. Before we get started, we
have a big announcement to make. We are no longer
doing the loft meetings. For that, I say sorry. However,
there is good news. You can take your ears over
to our new Patreon where we will be doing all
of our loft meetings. We know you care about them,
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so that we care about you, So please.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
On the side of the bed.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Today I didn't sleep and I had a long day
at Lily up in the morning. I had to get
her ready for school, breakfast, go straight to the gym,
comes straight back here. I literally watched these episodes at
the gym.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And did people at the gym see you watching yourself
at the gym?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, I started in my car because I got there
like twenty minutes early.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You're watching TV in your car. This is all of
this is not great?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, well, and I parked. You won't let you watch TV.
And if you know park, you had to park the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You parked, the car, parked the.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Car, got to the gym twenty minutes early, went on
Hulu on the car app.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Get to watch New Girl in the car.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, I watched it and then so that's how
dedicated I.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Am okay, this is a big episode. It is the
season three finale.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's right, Oh, Cruz.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I remember shooting this episode clearly because it was so insane.
What I didn't remember was that Liz Merriweather directed it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh you didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I mean I didn't remember it. Like when I saw it,
I was like, oh, yeah, because Liz was always around,
so you know, she's like.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The vision directed girl. She's there.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's her show. It always was that, So it wasn't
like Liz, you know, like and so when I saw
that she directed, I was like, oh, it was I
don't know. It made it more fun to watch because
you know, there was no middleman. It's just Liz with
Liz's vision, and man, she just lets the bits run
for so long. It is so funny and by the way,
(02:23):
so much dirtier, which is also so Liz and so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Are you calling Liz filthy?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah? It wasn't that she like had a that was
what her script was. She got famous for that put
her on like on the map before a New Girl.
Wasn't it called sluts? And then did she do a
show called Fuck Buddies?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, this show was called chick it's like sex positive.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
He's an amazing woman.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Girls originally called chicks and dicks.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's right, chicks and dicks until somebody at the studio
googled that, and when we may have to look at
the name. You guys have a solid show, great ass,
phenomenal writing. The name could caught some issues.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You can't have a show called chicks and dicks or
chicks with dicks with no members of the trans community
in our show, right, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
A bit problematic to call. Well, it was just like,
you know how Google does this thing where you clearly
write You're like whatever, you know, car with three wheels,
and they go like Google is showing you car with
four wheels, and you're like, but I yeah, I know
how to write, and I know the question I.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Wanted to ask.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So if you wrote chicks and dix, yeah, it should
just give you the show. But Google will be like,
I know what you really would.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like to see.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I know what You're like, No, that's the what.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So it's kind of Google faults number one search number one. Anyway.
Cruise Man and Love Rock Hay and Robert Zelle wrote
it and like incredible stars and I will say out
loud that Damon. Damon's character Coach went full Winston.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Those would have been your bits. You would have been
in that opening, like Demo.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
With Oscar with the boat.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, scared of boats. That's so Winston. And they just
gave it to Coach and he was and of course
it was Damon and he was like, please give me
the physical comedy goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But what's crazy is that it's so Not only is
it so Winston, but the truth of the matter is
is the entire energy behind what his character was going
through is so Lomorn. Because I hate. I'm not scared
of boats, I'm just hate. I'm not the best swimmer,
So you're not going to catch me swimming around in
the ocean with all the with all the great whites.
(04:47):
And when I mean that, that's I mean as a
as a double.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Sided trust any of those predators, the.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Great whites and the the sharks and all. You know,
there's being an ocean as a white people think y'all
just be well half of you'll just be in there.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, no, I'd like, may I just in the ocean? Yeah?
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
A shark has never tasted dark meat?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Dark meat flavor profile. They don't understand. It is a
really bizarre thing. I've met a bunch of people that
actually are really scared of boats. There's some sort of
like fear that flares up in their body at the
thought of just being like out surrounded by water. Yeah,
like super panicky. They just don't like the thing. I
don't mind boats, but yeah, I'm not like ocean swimming,
(05:36):
Like what is dad?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That does make sense? Yeah, I'm like six feet pool swimming.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You'll get your head underwater then no, no, I'm six
five good ladies, okay with heels on in the pool.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hey, it's all fair game in the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
They synchronized.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Somebody do the handstands, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, give us the rundown.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
In the season three finale, Totally Not Together, Nick and
Jess invite the rest of the gang to join them
dondone on a cruise, but after the grand romance package
gets the best of them, i mean sexually, romantically, and emotionally, Winston, Schmidt,
Cci and Coach agree it's up to them to make
(06:29):
things not weird again between the former couple. See you
in a second, So as you stated earlier Episode three
two three Cruise Our finale was directed by Liz Mayweather,
written by Love Rock and Rob Roselle.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let's dive in.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I will say also three two three, because a standard
full season of TV is twenty two episodes, right, and
in our first season they gave us an extra three. Yeah,
we did twenty five. Yeah, and then in season two,
I think we did twenty four, and in this one
we got one extra episode added twenty three. But it's
(07:12):
why there are so many episodes of New Girl and
maybe not as many seasons as people think, is that
they really just they would give us like an extra
month of shows. Yeah, And as far as I know,
that really didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, we we were doing pretty well, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I think the fact that it's still on the minds
of folks and people still talk about it as if
it's a current show, lets you know that we were
doing really well back then. Yeah, and so yeah, the
extra episodes, it definitely makes sense for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, I just remember them. I remember in season one
when they're like, we got three extra episodes and they
were already were giving like one hundred and fifty percent.
Everybody was so out of gas and then it's like,
come up, with three whole episodes, no pressure and put
them in there and make them make sense and get
the directors and the it was just wild. And these
(08:10):
first three seasons of New Girl, and as it continues on,
it's just such great television. It's real credit to uh
to the team, because that's wild to just get like
a bunch of extra episodes thrown at you without the break. Yeah,
the checks playered.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yes, yes, oh the checks. Shall we talk about the checks, Hannah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Let's get into the episode. Oh my gosh. So they
just and Nick let the team know that they are
all gonna go on a non refundable cruise that they
booked when they were drunk and dating and thought that
there was no end in sight for them.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean I remember shooting that. I remember
sitting I remember sitting in that chair.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Doing that bit like looking at them like nasty.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I forget, I forget the specifics of that moment, but
I do remember, and I feel like I feel like
that was a last minute addition to me being I
forget what it was. I just for some reason, I
remember going, oh, yeah, I'll do that bit.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh They're like, why don't we have Winston and they're
just eating a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah. Yeah, that's just kind of popped me in there.
But it's really funny.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So they had to figure out because they booked the
Grand Romance package, but they had to downgrade their lover's
suite to include everybody else. And so they think they've
got four more rooms.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
They find out when they get on the boat. It's
really just I don't even know how they opened the door.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's just a room.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Of beds, just a room of cots.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You think it's like a storage rooms, like.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Where they store the cots. They're like, you can have
the room where we store the cots and just be there.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No? Yeah, me, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's John Mullaney just did you know he does his
Live with John Mullaney and his theme last week was
cruises and everybody that he brought on his panel had
never been on a cruise. And then they opened the
phone lines to people and there were people that were
(10:22):
like on cruises, and they spoke to somebody who is
like a lifer. So there are cruise ships where people
live on them full time. Wait, maybe like, did you
with the thought of you being on a cruise until
(10:43):
you're demise.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're like, yeah, you mean like crew members.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
No, like you could be like, you know what, I
want to go live on a cruise show.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You can buy like a forever.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like they have residences.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
It's like you know how some hotes houls have that
they have like a residence wing and people like live
at the hotel. Yeah, like that, but on a.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Cruise and so like mail.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
They I mean, you'll just have to tell people to
send it into your next port.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Is there a cruise doctor for sure?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm sure on a cruise ship. Why does everybody get
sick on these cruise ships? It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I know why they get sick, because you know they're
they're spreading around their filthruhip on the Seventh Sea.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You remember that there was.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That crazy story a couple of years ago where they
were off the coast of like California for like a
month and they.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Made him stay on the ship. Yeah, we're all sick.
Was it the COVID story?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh maybe it was something crazy. But they're just like,
all right bye, you cannot come into port.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You just live out there now.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
The spray spram down with some sunshine and hydrochloric one
just bleaked down with I ever met and may.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Have to go back to this episode. I, by the way,
could talk about cruises for the whole hour because I
find them fascinating and also very much not for me.
But also it's because I'm like an introvert. The idea
of just being stuck on a boat with strangers we
have to make small talk is a living nightmare for me.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yah. I wouldn't do it. I'm
never going on a cruise.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I would maybe go on one for like one hour
with you, just to people watch, and then we would
leave before they left the port.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I would do that with you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We wouldn't be able to people watch, Hannah, you're super famous.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We would just be people watched.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yes, we're just talking and everyone's like gathered around watching. No,
they don't care about me like that, Hannad.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
They care about Will you walking around with that Emmy?
They know who you are, they see you coming. I'm
walking around with these bangs.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's my problem. I'll shave the banks.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'll shave the bangs. You put down the Emmy and
no one will know.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh, speaking of banks, Lily cut her hair the other
day bangs and it looked bad. She just cut a
junk out.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Show me to come over and fix some Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, I took care to get it taken care of.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'll get to the back to the episode, because there
was a sweet moment that I completely forgot happened where
Schmidt goes and gets a class ring for c C
because she's getting her GD e g E and then a.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Gd Why does it say gd e g ed?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's my god? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
And then is this the beginning of the winny shame shame?
I know your name first time?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He's done it, first time.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
He does it twice in this episode, and then it
becomes like a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Shame shame. I got my kids saying that because I
say it to her all the time. Shame, shame, shame.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh no, your name.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
That was a real thing. What was this?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Think about it? What's that?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's The stroking of a finger.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Is so weird, it's creepy.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's for shame.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Think about what I think about back in the day
is when people were saying shame to people, they were weirdos.
Back then, they were weird. Yeah. Back in those days,
they thought women were witches if they knew how to count.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, you have to wear like letters, just like one
letter that we know you're walking down the street.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, so they shame. Shame, that's where that came from.
The creeps. Anyway, where are.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
We, So let's jump to the boat. I got to
get to the boat. Yeah, let's get to the boat.
It was on the Queen Mary.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yes, And.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They got his hotel rooms, even though none of us
stayed there. I don't think any of us stayed there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I ended up. I think I ended up staying overnight. No,
I never I didn't know. I just drove back home.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I think we all said we're gonna need hotel rooms.
This is crazy. We're not going to drive back at
one in the morning and then come back for like
five am the next morning. Like no, And then none
of us ended up staying in them. But I do
remember I would go to the hotel room and take
naps because there were big gaps in shooting, because it
had so much to get done, and you're in things,
(14:56):
you're not in things. The light would change, all sorts
of things were happening. So I was grateful for the hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Did we not have our trailers?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
No, there was nowhere to put them. Yeah, so we
were on the boat or we were in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, I remember, after I think our last day of shooting,
I was going to stay in the hotel because I
was gonna grab drinks with some friends. We're gonna come
to Long Beach, so we're gonna have dinner and drinks,
and then I was just gonna stay a Long Beach
for the night. But they bailed because it started raining.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Oh, that's right, it started raining, so I left, that's right,
which caused a big situation of what they were trying
to shoot. Yeah, I remember that because I was supposed
to go shoot that thing where I was like looking
for a signal and I think a bunch of like
got dropped or something, and then they just snuck one in.
And then that was the one where Schmid tries to
(15:49):
come out with the violin Blair mm hmm. Okay, let's
talk about Oscar playing Doug.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
So funny, the grumpy Gus speech and the tickle tickle
and then Damon doing just like a one man show
of a man who's scared of boats all by himself.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
If you give someone like Damon just say go do
this to the extreme level. It doesn't matter what it is.
Say hey, Damon, walk across the street, but like a waans,
he will turn the walk across the street until a
five minute short film.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He's that gifted and just finding comedy in every little aspect.
And him just sitting in a boat trying this is
so funny, and then Oscar holding.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Him start singing amazing, Grace, Grace.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'm like, what are we watching here?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's really really funny.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Really, it's so funny because he sells the fear when
he picks up the second ar and he's like, how
do you do it with two of these? Is amazing.
And then the fact that he stays committed to the
fear for the entire episode that never changes breaks. I
do love that about New girls. Sometimes they're like, that's
just a weird thing about that person, and they don't
(17:10):
try to heal it or fix it. By the end
of the episode, Yeah, they're just like and that's them.
And I love that with this bit. I loved it
with the Damon bit that they were just like, well,
that's just what he's living with anyway, moving along, so funny.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I love how jealous Jess is of the captain.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's funny to me.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, the instant jealousy of like she's flirting with you.
This is not okay, I'm weird about the whole thing.
But looking back, you know all of these shows, now
that everybody's applauding these healthy, emotionally healed men and how
they're talking in these new TV shows, the way that
(17:54):
Nick and Jess actually are communicating in this episode is
super healthy.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Well, they shouldn't even be there at this same Let's
just be honest. You break up with somebody, Why aren't
you living together? Why are you going to freaking cruise
with each other? Like, I think that's unhealthy. So at
least you could do is speak to each other in
a healthy manner. Sure, because you're not together anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Sure, you're right. I guess the whole circumstance is highly toxic.
But they're communication skills.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I will say ten out of.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Ten, ten out of ten for sure. Me personally, I
just don't date, you know. Yeah, let's talk about this
friendship package, shall we.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, so they have the growing romance package and they're like, no,
that's playing with fire, No, thank you, not going to
do it, and the lady is like, well, it's non refundable,
so either you're going to take it or it's gone.
And it's there's six hundred dollars worth of activities. Yeah, okay,
when we come back, we're going to talk about one
(18:57):
of the activities that they end up doing because they
didn't turn down six hundred buck sort of activities. And
something I noticed the extras doing in the background.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh that.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Surprised me.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, okay, well, I can't wait till I just got break.
And when we go to break. While on that break, I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, you feel.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That, And yeah, I feel better, Hannah, I feel better
not just because I got I got some nasal clarity,
but also because you you have something that you would
like to uh, that you like to talk about because
you've noticed something.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, okay, So they do the The first activity they
do is that yoga deep stretching yoga, and there's like
four or five other couples behind them. Two of the couples,
because they're face to face, their arms and legs are
kind of interlocked, I think, and they're face to and
granted most of the time, right when they choose people
from background to go and do these activities in a show.
(20:08):
They don't know each other. Usually they're strangers, right for
the most part, right, unless sometimes it's like an intimacy
thing or something in the back, then they'll let like
a couple or something. But usually you don't know the
person you're with. I don't think these people knew each
other anyway. The it's a man and woman in each pairing,
and in two of the compairings, they're inches from each
other's face, and they're both have their tongues fully out
(20:29):
and extended whoa towards each other.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I think they remember this, and I think they were
actual couples.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh okay, so maybe they're actual couples. Still, why do
the other two couples not do it? And it can
just don't do it. But two couples are their inches
from each other's face, tongue not like out like fully fully.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Out extended extension extension of the tongue.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, like wide mouth it was, And they're so close
and you're like, okay, so that's not an accident. I'm like,
was that like were zoli? I'm talking to background being listen.
We need to make this feel uncomfortable because guess what
tick you did it? I was watching I don't think
I've ever noticed that before, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Why, I think I remember this. It's either this episode
or a different one where or maybe something that was
in the bar where a couple was supposed to be
making out, and I was like, man, they keep asking
them to make out like it's really weird, but they
seemed totally game to do it. And then an ad saying, oh, no,
they're married, right, I was like, oh, I see. I
(21:37):
was like, that would be nuts to just think you're
showing up for background work and the next thing you know,
you got some dude with his tongue in your mouth
and you're like, I want, I mean, you know, all right,
anything for I.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Think sometimes I mean that is, you know, when you
need to make sure that communication is very clear on
what's happening. I did a show once and in one
of the scenes they were like, okay, uh, you know
Hannah's character I don't remember what my character's name was,
but it was like, you're gonna is making out with
(22:09):
a guy in this nightclub or whatever, and the other
lead kind of like clocks it, and then it caused something.
So they picked this guy and I was like, we're deep,
like deep deep deep background, and the guy was like,
actually the director's action and this man and I couldn't
even get mad because I was like, oh, you just
don't know. Shoved his tongue in my mouth and was
(22:34):
just like started really making out and I went whoa, whoa,
and I was like, no, it's pretend.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's pretend.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah. I could see he didn't know. He was just like,
this is my big break. I'm going to become an actor.
And so he just like went for it in the moment,
and I could just see he was so destroyed. And
then I didn't go right him out because I feel
like they would have like fired him. And I was like,
it's pretend, bro, don't know. Please, don't ever do that
again to me or anyone else.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
And he was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And then.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
No, But Danny Treyo just did go for it. I
will say that Danny tray Ho. I was like, all right, Danny, okay, Hi, Danny,
all right, Danny get it, Danny okay. So I do
this yoga where I noticed this thing and I was like, what, yes,
what do you want.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
To say before we get to the yoga, Hannah, I
do have to ask you a question. Yeah, and this
is something that we haven't talked about in a long time.
Oh no, this is something that I thought we've expired,
but apparently you've requested that we start talking about it again.
Maybe it's not this episode, maybe it's the other episode,
but there's ward on the street.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Is that you you specifically requested that you and I
engage in a little discourse about Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
My goodness, okay, listen right, you openly hijacked my bear
segment right season one, season two just to laugh at
me as I figure out where the bear is with
the help of fellow bear hunters, we have a name now,
and so I was sick of it, and so for
(24:19):
this season what I did was we dropped the bear
segment and then I just did a full recap for
all of season three when episode by episode by episode
and found the bear. Okay, it is on our podcast channel,
Where's the Bear? Season three twenty three episodes baa bang
(24:40):
bada boom, but a bang Okay, But here's what I found.
So many of the fans were like, for season four,
maybe bring it back. We miss hearing it every week.
We don't want to wait a year to hear all
the bear references. And I said, I have a sensitive soul,
and I don't know of I can have one more
(25:01):
busting my balls in every recording while I show the
receipts of the bear.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Hannah, it wasn't. I think you're taking this the wrong way.
And you know me, I've never been accused of a
ball buster. I've never been accused of being one, and
so I do feel slightly offended that you would consider
me one a buster of the balls.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Why do you go?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Why do you go?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Why did you go?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Presidential way?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, because, Hannah, I'm trying to be I'm trying to
be a man of the people. I think the people
look to me for guidance. I am their leader, and
they don't want balls busted all over our podcasts. So
what I'm gonna do, Hannah, is just tell the people
the truth. There is no bear in every episode. Can't
(25:48):
find one, never will find My love bears. We gotta
keep them safe, white bears especially.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
But listen, I swear. Can we just cut that clip
and send it to Lorne Michaels and be like, look,
this is who should be playing Trump on SNL. You're welcome,
slamm dunk. Okay, So they have that. They go to
do all of these crazy activities. They do the yoga,
(26:16):
they do the towel thing, they do the massages where
they try to high five each other. The whole thing
is strange. Nick's face looks so weird. Then they just
start drinking. They run out of rose. He does something
that I'm actually kind of curious about now it would taste.
He mixes the white wine and the red wine as
(26:36):
like a fast rose solution, which has.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Never done that, never done that. Why would I do that.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's how you make that's how.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
That is not how you make rose, but it is
how you make pink wine. So you know, I'll hear
the argument you.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Don't know, you don't know. See, I've been I've been
to Okay, I've sipped the juice of the grape. Okay,
I know exactly how to make roset because I talked
to some of the finest psalms out there, and you
know what they've all told me. It's just why.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
The fact that you called them psalms. You've watched the
documentary once.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, I know these people, Somalians, I do know them.
Very well, all my friends.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
You opened to Somalia school in Somalia. I should did
you show with a bunch of swords like what you're doing?
It's a wide school. It just makes sense. It's a
marketing slam dunk. What's happening with Cruz? This is what
(27:48):
you know? I always wondered, like, what happened in the
room for three days?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
All of those all of the.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Gang locked together for three days in the room, and
I think it was this.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
They came up with ideas like this.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's why they can never show what hap happened in
the room where it happened. Okay, so anyway, they do
all this stuff, they do the pink wine and then
who one of the biggest swerves in New Girl history
because Nick Miller goes in for that kiss and gets
(28:20):
cheeked by Jessica Day And then they're like, that was
weird and now really awkward and we should just not
be together. This cruise is going to do is in
We're gonna make mistakes. So they decide to split up.
They both think they're on the starboard part of the ship,
which is hysterical because nobody knows which is which, and
they split up and go it to opposite sides. What's
(28:43):
also interesting to me is that I wrote they talk about, well,
who's the only one that can get them back together
and being friends, and they say the captain, right, and
then they do that announcement and they all run to
the room and that whole thing happens. But I don't
think that was the original idea. I think through editing
they made it make sense and work because I don't
(29:03):
know if you remember this, but at the Fox Cafeteria
they have a fine dining room, yeah, where the Fox
store is on the lot, and we, after the fact,
all came back for a day and shot a dinner
scene with the captain. That's what it happened, is that
(29:24):
they got invited to the Captain's table, which is why
I think she thought there was flirting, right, And then
we shot this dinner. I have pictures on my phone
from the Captain's table of all of us sitting there.
And that whole thing got cut out of the show,
but they still made it work.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Really.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, we shot a dinner scene at the Captain's table
off not on the Queen Mary, but later on the
Fox lot. Huh, yeah, I remember, because I were the
dress that they put me in and was so gorgeous
and I never never made television, and I was like,
this is crazy. This was like such a cute. Look
are you trying to find out?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Trying to find it? I don't think I have photos
from that long ago.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, I have pictures. I took pictures because the dress
was cute. I also have to say, man, shout out
to Deborah McGuire and her team because uh Zoe's clothing
in this episode, she looked like she was in a
Wes Anderson film. She looks so perfectly beautifully dressed.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Why is Wes Anderson really good with with wardrobe?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You're not a fan for real.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'm not a Wes Anderson fan. Whoa just because you
have won? Just because I've never been asked to be
in one of his movies.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Also, my feelings are hurt too, but I can appreciate the.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Art, I know, just like you know. All right, all right, bro,
I get it. You don't you don't think I'm talented.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's okay, wait until he sees your SA Academy.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
They're gonna come a knocking, okay, but I'm gonna be
like sorry, the beds of rocking with my psalms me.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
We can't get through today.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's rewind a little bit. I do want to talk
about you with this ring.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh my god. And you know I didn't get a
ring thanks to you.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well, I know, and I forgot that I had done that.
And then I genuinely had this reaction when I was
watching it in the car. I went do that for.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
When he just slim like a child's that only children.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Moved that fast.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yes, I was like up to another person and then
just didn't even like realize nothing. But he didn't just
try to beat him up afterwards.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I love when Max does that, when he's like he's
so mad, so he takes a beat before the fight
and then he rears back and lots. It's so funny
when he does it. It says like fighting techniques, you
see it come Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
But he even though we're play fighting, he's oddly strong.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
He's very strong, very strong man.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
He's a strong man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
There's only so much acting that can happen when you're
throwing a body on another body.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I know, aback, slow down, you ain't some moy and
I ain't trying to.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Have it.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Okay, so then they hear this, they come up with
a plan, right, this plan that happens huh to make
Nick and Jess not weird. Yeah, And it's the honesty.
And I I remember shooting this because I remember the
package of alts of the absolutely insane confessions that you
(32:45):
and Damon had to say. I was spared, Max was spared.
But they gave you two some of the wildest ones
and the fact and I think that probably the weirdest
ones are the two that made it because hearing Damon
talk about how he feels he'll never experience the infinite
joy of being with child laid me out.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I wonder if I can't, you know, it's so crazy
about my email. I can't find any of the old scripts.
The only time I see him I can find them
in there is is when you give him to me.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh, I genuinely.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Can't find him. I'm like, I don't know what happened.
It's the same email I've been using forever.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Did you like one night just get like mad at
the world and just be like delete all and then
just have a clean slate in your emails? Did you
like do that one time?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There is a possibility I did that because I have
my beefs with with twentieth, you know, from time to time.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
So maybe you cleared them all out, and you're just like,
I don't want this sitting around anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I have everything.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm a woman. I have all the receipts from when
I was like six months old. I was like, no,
you were at the olive garden.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, oh god, I don't know how you stay married
with that.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
With that, I'm the receipt queen.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It here in print, it's all here.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
You know everything.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Oh my gosh, Okay, So where are we are?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
We gonna talk about Winston's confession.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Winston's confession. Winston's confession. Don't tell me, don't tell me.
I know this. Don't tell me. I know this confession.
I just saw it. I just saw it. Winston confesses
that he can't count to the number six. Which one
was it?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Again?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
He has nightmares.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh about making out with the other two guys, which
is Nick in himself. Oh gosh, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I thought that when they said, why is that that's
Nick and you that he would go like, oh yeah,
no I meant and then he was just like you
were like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
This is the more weird, the better. The more weird,
that's right, better.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's what I'm saying this episode, this finale, Liz was just.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Like, let him be weird.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
And that's really like the crux of the whole thing,
which is how Nick and just at the end kind
of come to terms, which is just like, it's weird.
Let's just embrace the weirdness as opposed to trying to
pretend that it's not weird. And I feel like then
they gave everybody their own weird moment.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, you know, you got to make them feel comfortable,
you know what I mean? And and it worked, It
definitely worked. But the issue when they're in this room
that they can't get.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Out, they can't get out and coach through out the
landline phone because he thought it was going to get
more intense and they wouldn't want to have a phone
just laying around for someone to grab.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah. And then three days later, so if you.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Could, Oscar seemed to just like pop the door open
pretty easily. It seems like they could have done it
maybe on day one.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, he just kind of put his shoulder into it
a little bit, I think, Yeah, damon being what does
he call himself in the next episode, a sexy black
man with the body.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Of a Oh yeah, got action hero.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Action hero like you couldn't pull the door open? Breath.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, I don't know. It was very strange. I play
something that bugged me because I kind of watch for
things like this when I watch other TV shows, so
I'm not gonna spare the show and it was me
doing it. Which really does piss me off, is that
when everybody gets shoved into the cabin into the room
when we rent out and kind of attack them, I'm
holding the do not disturb sign and then we get
(36:29):
everybody and rush them in the room and the door closes,
and I still am holding it as I rush in,
and then it opens with me saying, Okay, the door
is locked. The do not disturb sign is on the outside,
which is why nobody comes and checks on us. But
I didn't put the do not disturbed sign on at
least in that take that they used. Oh, which is
(36:53):
you know, a little problematic, sketchy, little problematic. Too manybody
else caught it, but a bug me.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Starbucks cup in the old Game.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Of Thrones, that's my Starbucks cup, which is gonna be
when we start season four, Winter is Coming. You know,
there's some Game of Thrones references just all over the place.
This one was mine.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's funny. At that point, I hadn't seen Game of
Thrones yet, so I wasn't really getting the references.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I wasn't watching either.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, I didn't watch Game of Thrones until our show ended.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, I might be the only person out
there that didn't watch it. I'm alone.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
But did we shoot this on stage or that was
actually that was an actual room.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I feel like we shot that in the actual room.
And I remember it seems so like so quick, right
because you just walk in, you see us all standing there,
and it's done. But I feel like it took us
almost half a day, right the wards you're about to
be specific, we all had to look insane. They were
doing last minute things like you know, like writing things
(37:59):
on faces is and then they had to position all
of us in a way where you could see us
all and it looked weird and the room like they
had to do so many things so that one shot,
it's not like you see what happens in the room
that they got weird or destroy it nothing. It just
is like bam. I reveal that one shot I feel
like took like probably a whole morning to do just
(38:24):
because there was so much choreography and where they needed
to place us. And then that became the picture that
ends up at the end of the episode. But that
also became like a pretty iconic picture that I think
that was used in the press to promote the season
three finale of like how weird it gets.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
There was like a photographer there that day that also
had to get pictures. It was like a whole thing
that day. So that's why I mean shooting this episode
took forever.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I think the room smelled like pee.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
It could be wrong, it smelled like ghosts pe.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So fun fact for the folks out there who don't
know this about the Queen Mary, it is indeed haunted.
And I think some of the crew members stayed on
the boat because you can stay there good.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
That was what they said. Oh my gosh, I just remembered.
Aaron O'Malley said, there will be no trailers, but if
you guys need to stay over night, we can get
you rooms on the Queen Mary. And the entire cast went, no,
we will not stay on the haunted ghost hip. No,
but somebody did not in the cast.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
No, it was a crew member. I remember a fewr
crew members stayed on them, and I think they but
I think they say there was one particular level where
it's haunted and they weren't staying on that floor. Yeah, yeah,
a level haunted hotel. Although I don't think i've ever
I've never experienced anything. I've never I've never, I've never
(39:49):
experienced a haunt. But when everybody's saying that that's what's
happening on a boat, that's a double reason for me
not to go. M you know what I'm saying, Like,
it's an old boat, so you might have a lot
of that's to say, ill intentioned ghosts. Sure, depending on
the ear they die.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
All the places you could live as a ghost, why
would you be there.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
I'd live courtside at a like a basketball game.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
But that's just you now.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, it's my happy pace.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I know, I know that's you right now. Every time
I see picture of you, you're there. We were at
a game recently and someone was like, these are the
greatest seats and you're like, well not really, We're in
the second row and you look so bumped, And I
was like, oh, that's a real feeling. He's having a
real feeling about it. These are not the best seats.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Well, it's just that I'm so upset, like my seats.
My seats are one row right behind Kenya barras right,
And Kenya is so cool all the time with his
jewelry on, and he's so busy he's watching the games
kind of. But I'm like, Kenya, just like switch seats
with me. Bro Like, you're I get it. You're richer
than me. Sure, Like I'm just you know, I'm I'm
(41:00):
a working class man and Kenya is richer than God.
I mean, the guy creates so much stuff. Give up
the seats. You don't even have time to be here
right now.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You're like, you're the charity case right now.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
He hasn't even finished counting his money.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Go home and finish counting your money.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, like, let me get those seats, brouh know.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
All that money and the best seats in the house.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh gosh, you know, if I had that money, i'd
sit away in the back.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You know, I'll hold you to it.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'll hold you to it.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't need to see Lebron up close.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
The button on this episode is so funny. They're back
in the loft and staring at the picture, and it's
been established in this episode that Schmidt is fully in
love with Ceci again and that's why the whole shame
(41:55):
shame thing happened. He wants to go after her, and
she's in a relationship with Buster, still highly problematic relationship
with Buster. And but we get to see a little
cliffhanger for next season because when they reveal the shot
(42:15):
of the photo, CC's definitely making eyes mm hmmm at Schmidt.
Nice and they also I always love cliffhangers at the
end of like a season. I love how they do
it right. So there's that they've just planted that seed.
And they also have Nick and Schmidt getting bunk beds
(42:38):
like they were in college, living together in the same
room again, which is also so fun to look forward to.
It was a great weird, insane, exhausting, funny, strange finale
that they made sense of, even though, like I said,
full scenes with the Captain are just like gone that
(43:01):
are gone. But they did like in like the photo shoot,
the Grand Romance photo shoot lasted like I think ninety seconds.
They were like they just let the Weirdness Breathe and
the Bits Breathe and Liz directed the hell out of
the episode and it was a fun one. Man.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
My favorite part about this episode is watching our wardrobe
on set. Wardrobe person Joey Pearla dress up every day
in a different sailor outfit. He did every day we
came out and he would do wardrobe changes throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah. So the first half, yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I mean he had the shoes, he had the tiny,
tiny tiny shorts with his like little assot in his hat.
He always looked like a little sailor boy. Every single
that was the goal.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
He crushed it.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
He crushed it.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Every pearl.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
We love You, I was always on theme. Yeah, I
miss him.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Uh hey, let's go to a quick break and when
we come back, there is something that I do need
to speak to you about it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Hannah.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Remember right before we went to break, I said that'd
be something that I wanted to speak to you about.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Do you remember is that the Somalia is and Somalia again?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Ever been trapped in a room or accidentally locked yourself
in somewhere?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Is this the mess around around?
Speaker 4 (44:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Let's mess around? Have I ever been trapped in a
room or accidentally locked yourself in somewhere. No, but I've
been locked out your car. No, I just told this story.
I found out that there, uh, there is a writer
(44:59):
wonderful right now. She's writing a New Girl book.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Oh yeah, I just I just I just sat down
with her.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, so lovely, and so I just told her this
story about when I found out that I.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Got New Girl.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
I thought for sure, like I was the least experienced,
like the shortest resume actress up for that role, that
I was not probably going to get it. And the
day that I was supposed to find out, I was
just like staring at my phone all morning and I
was like, I don't want to. I don't want this life.
This is like a cliche. No thank you. And so
(45:33):
I left my phone at my friend's apartment and decided
to go for like a walk and decided to and
I was it was one of my happiest days because
everyone's like, don't you want to know? Don't you want
to know? And I was like, well no, because ninety
nine percent chance I'm not going to get it. I
don't have the experience, and right now it's possible and no,
(46:01):
I just I like the feeling that it's possible, and
so I was like living in the dream and it
was like this really great, magical day. It's so clear
in my memory of every single thing I did that day.
And then came back. No, Marina Telry, Actually this is perfect.
This is perfect for this episode. It was down to
the beach and then came back to the apartment at
(46:22):
nine o'clock at night. It was a full day out
and was locked out of the apartment and didn't have
my phone, and so my friend went and jumped on
the roof of the apartment, jumped down to the balcony,
broke his ankle. Still couldn't get into the apartment, but
(46:42):
someone heard him screaming for help, so they helped him,
and then they called the locksmith. And meanwhile I had
no idea this was happening. I was waiting in the
hallway inside I had like I was like so happy.
I was like in no rush to get in. Then
the locksmith comes, does the thing, charges thousand dollars you
get inside the apartment, well you know what I mean,
(47:03):
Like it's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
They go like duk duk, and they're just like, can
we have a billion.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Dollars and you're like, Okay, I guess. And so then
I go in the apartment and then I went to
take a shower, didn't even check my phone, and then
picked up my phone eventually at like ten thirty at night,
and it was like fifty seven missed calls, oh forty
six text messages. There were Facebook chat messages like they
were just like this woman, Every other actress on the
(47:28):
planet Earth would have their phone. Is she alive? Has
she unlived herself? It was the craziest thing. And so
I remember that time when I got locked out of
an apartment and everything that could go wrong went wrong,
and it was still the best day ever and it
ended being the best best.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Day, the best best day ever. Wow. Yeah, I don't
know if I've ever been locked inside somewhere.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Locked inside is different, that would creep me out.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, but I have been locked out numerous times. I
remember one time leaving so Peter shout out to Peter
Marquilla Fava who just got married. Peter and Sharon love you.
But Peter came in town to visit while we were
filming A New Girl, and he wanted to go do
some sight seeing visit some folks. So I let him
borrow my car. I said, drive me to set. And
(48:17):
that morning he drove me to Set and he took
the car and I said, I should wrap around eight pm.
So if you can get there a little bit earlier
than that, and you just wait for me right outside
the gate, I'll just walk right on over. Well, I
call him. He's not answering. It's around like six thirty.
I'm like, you know, you can head over now. I
(48:39):
think I might be rapping soon. No response. Seven something
comes along, no response. Now I'm just waiting. Now I
genuinely have no way home. I'm like, what the hell
this is? Before uber so I was like, you know,
so now I'm just like, what the hell is going on?
Like where is he? I think everyone had already left,
like the cast like somebody me off.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I'm sure but and I'm like, I was about to say,
I would have taken you home.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
So I ended up having to call a different friend
to drive to pick me up. We drove all the
way back to my apartment, get to the apartment. My
apartment door is locked. Remember he has my keys, so
now I can't get into my apartment and we're banging
on the door. I am now I It went from
like a gentle knock to like, hey, open the door,
(49:24):
open the door. You know, I live in an apartment.
It went from that to me trying to kick the yeah.
And then finally he gets up and he's like, what's
going on? And I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
I let you borrow my car? You ditched me at work.
I have to get into the right home. And then
you're in here knocked out with the door locks so
I can't get into my own place. What do you mean,
what's going on? Yeah? I was pretty pretty pee. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah. Everybody to go to my ig page.
I posted something about the wedding. Go ahead and give
(50:01):
Peter a hard time about it.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Please.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Oh my gosh, we just got sleepy. Drove around all
Dan was just like I'm taking a nap.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah, just totally. It must be nice. It must be
nice to drive someone here, someone's you know, rolls Royce around.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You probably were driving a super nice car.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Actually remember overall thoughts on season three?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Well, I loved season three because season three was a
big jump in my acting growth. I learned how to
do a lot throughout the course of the season, and
most importantly, I just became comfortable and got rid of
the fear of being replaced or fired. Business could be
(50:45):
really tricky and kind of cutthroat, so I just I
just got over that fear and just started gunning it
and started performing. And I think that all started in
season on a bigger scale, Season three.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah, I mean that's the season that Damon joined us,
which somehow unlocked a lot of stuff for everybody. Yeah,
because he's well you saw him on the dinghy, like
you know, it's Damon, So all of a sudden you're like, oh,
I guess I can.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Do that bit.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, that's safe in this moment with this person.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I think the only thing about season three that bumped me,
because it's a great season and really good on the relationships,
like really interesting and heartbreaking and all the good stuff
that they always do a New Girl, but like season
three really did some awesome work that way too, was
the CC dating buster. I swear, it's the one thing
that I'm just like, there has to be one crazy thing,
(51:39):
and that was the one crazy thing. And thankfully season
three is the.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
End of it.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
But it was, like you saw him a lot. It
wasn't like we saw him a lot. Yeah, No, twice
shows up at the apartment at the fire. Yeah. So
it wasn't like it was like every episode you have
to continuously make out with this underage boy. They just
alluded to it that you're still dating this child, which
might be a crime in certain states, which was also necessary.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Which was also necessary because Schmidt needed to earn CC
back after the wackness of season two, so they had
to do something.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I just didn't know why. He had to be like twelve.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
You guys, Season three ups and downs, the roller coaster
of life, the third season of New Girl wrapped all
the way up. If you are wondering where the bears are,
because they're there, you can listen to the Where's the
Bear episode that I released. I dressed like a spy
for it.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Okay, did you really did a bear?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Now?
Speaker 2 (52:49):
You gotta go watch it.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
And then maybe in season four you might beg for
the segment back and I will let you in.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I tell you now, I'm not fine.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
It's better this way, all right, you guys, be for
be sure to follow us on IG at the mess
Around Pod. You can email us any of your questions, queries, concerns,
any weird things you see, like do not disturb, signs
not being hung At the mess Around pod at gmail
dot com. You can rock this cute merch I'm wearing.
I'm the worst model because I've got long hair.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
You always cover it.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I can't help it. I got long hair.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Put your hair a ponytail, weirdo.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
Would you know how crazy that looks? If I had
my hair on a pontail, I would just be bangs
and headphones and I would just look, there's no hair.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Then I'd have to get a whole podcast.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Like this on the side.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
He could make sure that you still have hair.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah, it just looks weird visually. We're a visual medium now,
It's not why I started podcast, but here we are.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
You guys, just end with a fight. That was the
mess Around in iHeartMedia Production.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Our executive producer is Joel Monie. Our senior producer is
abouz Bi Wang provided engineering and editing services.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler, and Kyle Shevron.
Our theme song was written and composed by Ronald Jukebox Jackson.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Catch her next Time. Bye,
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