July 17, 2025 • 10 mins
On this week's episode, Hannah and Lamorne are shocked to hear from a fan who lived the plot of New Girl with a twist ending.
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hannah Waguan. Yeah, you know, not ten.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
When you said that, just now you sounded like Brad
Pitt and meet Joe Black.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Said to that, and then you're gonna say Brad Fitt
in seven years in Tibet, Do you remember when the
Accent just decided it was gonna do its own thing.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
He climbed that mountain.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
One of the greats. I've seen some bad accents before,
I've been I've been a victim to that, doing a
bad accident.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hold on to it the whole time.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Also, by the way, you know editing in eighty r
there's things that can happen.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Somebody's got to catch it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Your team gonna be irie.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You make me feel like I'm back in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I know, hey, roomies, I'm calling on off meeting this
week where I answering more of your questions straight from t dot.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Caribbean beats that are happening. He damon in here singing
for us.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, so here we go. We got a few, actually
we got yeah, we got some. We got some extensive
ones here. Hi Hannah and lamour Indian Canadian girl here
sounds my people. I've been a fan of New Girl
ever since it first aired, I watched it with my
cousins and for years it was the main show that
(01:33):
we referenced all the time, partly because it was so
nice to see an Indian woman represented. In twenty twenty,
I was living alone, and a couple of months into
the pandemic, I ended up moving in with three roommates.
All of them were men, and with one of them,
there was instant chemistry between us that started getting more
and more intense.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, that's what she said.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm like the bold eyed house.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The similarity between my situation and jess The situation was
not lost on me, and he and I actually started
rewatching the show together as a way to spend time
together and get to know each other better. Eventually, neither
of us, neither of us could resist anymore, and we
ended up making out for the first time one night
while we were watching the show. I don't remember the
(02:21):
exact episode, but I remember it was pretty soon after
Cooler when Nick and just looked up for the first time.
We ended up staying together for three years. Damn. Even
after we broke up. Uh huh, he remained one of
the most important people in my life. I just thought
he was the best person, such a good man and
one of my best friends. We cared about each other
(02:43):
so much for such a long time. Why did you
break up? Damnit? This week he told me he's getting
more serious with a new person he's been seeing. This
is taking a turn, so he doesn't think he should
be in contact with me at all anymore. My heart
is broken, but I will always treasure the time had together.
A new girl played an important role in those special memories.
(03:04):
It has also been really nice listening to the podcast
and hearing other listeners chime in about what the show
has meant to them, and to feel like I'm part
of that community. I was wondering if you think it's
ever really possible to be friends with an ex with
Nick and Jess have stayed friends if they had dated
and broken up? What about Schmitt and CC? Have you
ever actually successfully done it? Thank you so much for
(03:27):
doing this podcast. Stella from Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh Vancouver too. Thanks Stella.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is I just would like to say, I wonder
if and this, by the way, is like all praise
to you sella if you know, if, like if Stella
had the crush on like the roommate first, and she's like, huh,
I'm going to like inception this man, Like we're gonna
just start watching New Girl together, and then he's gonna
start putting the pieces together and then like art start
to imitate life and I'm gonna play him like the
(03:55):
first Kiss episode, Let's go, and you just kind of
like mean, know what I mean, You're like putting some
ideas in there, and then like it's like the ultimate manifest.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yes, I think that's what happened. I think that's what happened. Yeah,
and then it came back to bite her and the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well then also together for three years. That's pretty great.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
But you know what sucks about it is that you're.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just really rooting for Stella.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I was man, I was. I was like, man, I
look at the New Girl getting people, causing people to
get married. Then it turns out, nah, it's causing people
to break up. And then the other person gets married
and and then tells the other person we can't communicate anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Like that's crazy. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know that That's how I roll though, Like if
I'm in a new relationship, I'm just like like all
love to you, but like you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Know, bye, Kanye Bye bye, easy.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Goodbye seven years into bad bye, you see you later
bye and then I but I know a lot of
people you included are good friends with your exes, So
it's definitely it's a personal choice.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But if the two people that have.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Broken up don't have the same philosophy of what to
do when you become an eggs, it can definitely feel
hurtful of their just like, so I never would like
to speak to you again.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
M cool.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, so you know I think it really I think
it is possible. However, based off of this intense message
that you wrote us, he's probably doing the right thing
because if I'm his wife, I don't want this woman
lingering around.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, telling you sound great, So you know that's probably why.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, this awesome woman awesome. You know, Stelle, I could
say if you moved to Montreal, you.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Knows Leamre and his theories about what happens in Montreal,
telling you Montreal the freaks. Wait, did you go to
Montreal to shoot ghosts?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I went to Montreal to ghosts. Let me tell you something.
They was out there. They was outside, you know, it
was outside. They were outside with the pineapples on the porch,
which is a signal to let people know what he did.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hear that one? Now that you say that, I'm laughing.
Is there a pineapple thing?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Go drive rend Montreal. You'll see huh. Go drive around.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Someone from Montreal talk to us. Is this like a
real cultural thing? I want to know? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Next go Hi handah lamour and I love the mess
Around pod and look forward to hearing your lovely voices
every week.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I wonder if my mom wrote this knowing I'll get
a good laugh, which always brightens my day.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Still tracking, if you ask anyone, they will tell you
that New Girl is my go to comfort show for
anything that I'm going through. I love asking people if
they have watched the show when I want to make
a reference to an episode or a line, and when they.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Have, it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's an awesome feeling knowing that you've connected with someone
O our show like New Girl. Thanks for providing us
with some wholesome chaos. Ooh, that's a good like the
depiction of our show wholesome chaos and sharing the love
you both have for the show. I have one question,
would you guys ever do a meet and Greek? Also,
(07:01):
I found this Winston sweatshirt on Etsy and I had
to share sincerely, I love its. Sincerely, sincerely, Mackenzie.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
This is a dope sweatshirt. Well it's it's not part
of our merch, but it's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh that is good.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
That is not part of our merch, but that's I
love all the things that your fans do to make
like to show your love for the show. I love
it in fact that it truly is one of the
reasons why Lauren and I like created our own merch
is because there's not a lot of stuff that's like
New Girl out there that you can wear and rep
and is the inside joke because, like she's saying, real
(07:42):
people who watch the show that are huge fans, they
know what the mess around is and it's like a
wink nod down the street. That's really look at Elaine
and Shivvy with a te Swift friendship bracelet all.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The inside joke.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Put her face on this though not.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Just a face, it's a Lanes face.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Face.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
We want to check it out. Go to the messarround
pod dot com and you.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Can check out Hugh Oh okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Another one we just talked about this when is a
resaw coming of the original mess Around sweatshirt from Angela Pope.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's up there. We did it. It sold out so fast.
We heard you pop. It's there right, it's time for
the holidays and Christmas. We got you, Yeah, we got you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So please go go ahead to the mess around pod
and buy it. Buy it mess around pod dot com.
Thank you. Oh. Everyone who knows me knows that Elaine's
Big Day is my whole personality. Hence, well, I dressed
as a Laine for the eras.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I saw this, d I saw that picture you sent. Really, yes,
it was so so great.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
And she wants another drop of the Elaine merch because
the T shirt sold out. I didn't have enough in
my account for the sweat shirt. You know what, We'll
find one. We'll find one.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We'll pop it out there for you. Is that's a
that's awesome?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yes, indeed it is.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
We'll figure out how to get it to you, Daisy.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, that's our show, folks, We love you. Please keep
your questions, concerns and comments coming. That's a literation. You
can join us on Tuesday to recap episode three o nine,
and please go to our website. The mess around pod
dot com so check out our latest March Also follow
us on on Instagram. Why not damn it? Follow us?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Can you imagine if you're listening to this podcast not
following us at the mess Around Pod that says on
ig of course the real Hannah Simon and Lamorne.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, l A M O R n E. I've been
stuck at one point two million followers for years now.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's embarrassing. I'm trying to get to eleven hundred million.
I'm trying to beat the rock.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
How do I have more followers than you? I got zero?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Emmy's never been called sexy by people, Hanna, You're just
I've been called sexy by people.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
People, and then you're just more interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You're just the more You're just the more interesting person.
People care, They want to hear from you want me.
I just all just fart jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, bye you guys
Hannah Waguan. Yeah, you know, not ten.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
When you said that, just now you sounded like Brad
Pitt and meet Joe Black.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Said to that, and then you're gonna say Brad Fitt
in seven years in Tibet, Do you remember when the
Accent just decided it was gonna do its own thing.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
He climbed that mountain.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
One of the greats. I've seen some bad accents before,
I've been I've been a victim to that, doing a
bad accident.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hold on to it the whole time.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Also, by the way, you know editing in eighty r
there's things that can happen.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Somebody's got to catch it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Your team gonna be irie.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You make me feel like I'm back in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I know, hey, roomies, I'm calling on off meeting this
week where I answering more of your questions straight from t dot.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Caribbean beats that are happening. He damon in here singing
for us.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, so here we go. We got a few, actually
we got yeah, we got some. We got some extensive
ones here. Hi Hannah and lamour Indian Canadian girl here
sounds my people. I've been a fan of New Girl
ever since it first aired, I watched it with my
cousins and for years it was the main show that
(01:33):
we referenced all the time, partly because it was so
nice to see an Indian woman represented. In twenty twenty,
I was living alone, and a couple of months into
the pandemic, I ended up moving in with three roommates.
All of them were men, and with one of them,
there was instant chemistry between us that started getting more
and more intense.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, that's what she said.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm like the bold eyed house.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The similarity between my situation and jess The situation was
not lost on me, and he and I actually started
rewatching the show together as a way to spend time
together and get to know each other better. Eventually, neither
of us, neither of us could resist anymore, and we
ended up making out for the first time one night
while we were watching the show. I don't remember the
(02:21):
exact episode, but I remember it was pretty soon after
Cooler when Nick and just looked up for the first time.
We ended up staying together for three years. Damn. Even
after we broke up. Uh huh, he remained one of
the most important people in my life. I just thought
he was the best person, such a good man and
one of my best friends. We cared about each other
(02:43):
so much for such a long time. Why did you
break up? Damnit? This week he told me he's getting
more serious with a new person he's been seeing. This
is taking a turn, so he doesn't think he should
be in contact with me at all anymore. My heart
is broken, but I will always treasure the time had together.
A new girl played an important role in those special memories.
(03:04):
It has also been really nice listening to the podcast
and hearing other listeners chime in about what the show
has meant to them, and to feel like I'm part
of that community. I was wondering if you think it's
ever really possible to be friends with an ex with
Nick and Jess have stayed friends if they had dated
and broken up? What about Schmitt and CC? Have you
ever actually successfully done it? Thank you so much for
(03:27):
doing this podcast. Stella from Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh Vancouver too. Thanks Stella.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is I just would like to say, I wonder
if and this, by the way, is like all praise
to you sella if you know, if, like if Stella
had the crush on like the roommate first, and she's like, huh,
I'm going to like inception this man, Like we're gonna
just start watching New Girl together, and then he's gonna
start putting the pieces together and then like art start
to imitate life and I'm gonna play him like the
(03:55):
first Kiss episode, Let's go, and you just kind of
like mean, know what I mean, You're like putting some
ideas in there, and then like it's like the ultimate manifest.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yes, I think that's what happened. I think that's what happened. Yeah,
and then it came back to bite her and the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well then also together for three years. That's pretty great.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
But you know what sucks about it is that you're.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just really rooting for Stella.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I was man, I was. I was like, man, I
look at the New Girl getting people, causing people to
get married. Then it turns out, nah, it's causing people
to break up. And then the other person gets married
and and then tells the other person we can't communicate anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Like that's crazy. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know that That's how I roll though, Like if
I'm in a new relationship, I'm just like like all
love to you, but like you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Know, bye, Kanye Bye bye, easy.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Goodbye seven years into bad bye, you see you later
bye and then I but I know a lot of
people you included are good friends with your exes, So
it's definitely it's a personal choice.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But if the two people that have.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Broken up don't have the same philosophy of what to
do when you become an eggs, it can definitely feel
hurtful of their just like, so I never would like
to speak to you again.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
M cool.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, so you know I think it really I think
it is possible. However, based off of this intense message
that you wrote us, he's probably doing the right thing
because if I'm his wife, I don't want this woman
lingering around.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, telling you sound great, So you know that's probably why.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, this awesome woman awesome. You know, Stelle, I could
say if you moved to Montreal, you.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Knows Leamre and his theories about what happens in Montreal,
telling you Montreal the freaks. Wait, did you go to
Montreal to shoot ghosts?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I went to Montreal to ghosts. Let me tell you something.
They was out there. They was outside, you know, it
was outside. They were outside with the pineapples on the porch,
which is a signal to let people know what he did.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hear that one? Now that you say that, I'm laughing.
Is there a pineapple thing?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Go drive rend Montreal. You'll see huh. Go drive around.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Someone from Montreal talk to us. Is this like a
real cultural thing? I want to know? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Next go Hi handah lamour and I love the mess
Around pod and look forward to hearing your lovely voices
every week.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I wonder if my mom wrote this knowing I'll get
a good laugh, which always brightens my day.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Still tracking, if you ask anyone, they will tell you
that New Girl is my go to comfort show for
anything that I'm going through. I love asking people if
they have watched the show when I want to make
a reference to an episode or a line, and when they.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Have, it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's an awesome feeling knowing that you've connected with someone
O our show like New Girl. Thanks for providing us
with some wholesome chaos. Ooh, that's a good like the
depiction of our show wholesome chaos and sharing the love
you both have for the show. I have one question,
would you guys ever do a meet and Greek? Also,
(07:01):
I found this Winston sweatshirt on Etsy and I had
to share sincerely, I love its. Sincerely, sincerely, Mackenzie.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
This is a dope sweatshirt. Well it's it's not part
of our merch, but it's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh that is good.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
That is not part of our merch, but that's I
love all the things that your fans do to make
like to show your love for the show. I love
it in fact that it truly is one of the
reasons why Lauren and I like created our own merch
is because there's not a lot of stuff that's like
New Girl out there that you can wear and rep
and is the inside joke because, like she's saying, real
(07:42):
people who watch the show that are huge fans, they
know what the mess around is and it's like a
wink nod down the street. That's really look at Elaine
and Shivvy with a te Swift friendship bracelet all.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The inside joke.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Put her face on this though not.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Just a face, it's a Lanes face.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Face.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
We want to check it out. Go to the messarround
pod dot com and you.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Can check out Hugh Oh okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Another one we just talked about this when is a
resaw coming of the original mess Around sweatshirt from Angela Pope.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's up there. We did it. It sold out so fast.
We heard you pop. It's there right, it's time for
the holidays and Christmas. We got you, Yeah, we got you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So please go go ahead to the mess around pod
and buy it. Buy it mess around pod dot com.
Thank you. Oh. Everyone who knows me knows that Elaine's
Big Day is my whole personality. Hence, well, I dressed
as a Laine for the eras.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I saw this, d I saw that picture you sent. Really, yes,
it was so so great.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
And she wants another drop of the Elaine merch because
the T shirt sold out. I didn't have enough in
my account for the sweat shirt. You know what, We'll
find one. We'll find one.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We'll pop it out there for you. Is that's a
that's awesome?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yes, indeed it is.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
We'll figure out how to get it to you, Daisy.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, that's our show, folks, We love you. Please keep
your questions, concerns and comments coming. That's a literation. You
can join us on Tuesday to recap episode three o nine,
and please go to our website. The mess around pod
dot com so check out our latest March Also follow
us on on Instagram. Why not damn it? Follow us?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Can you imagine if you're listening to this podcast not
following us at the mess Around Pod that says on
ig of course the real Hannah Simon and Lamorne.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, l A M O R n E. I've been
stuck at one point two million followers for years now.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's embarrassing. I'm trying to get to eleven hundred million.
I'm trying to beat the rock.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
How do I have more followers than you? I got zero?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Emmy's never been called sexy by people, Hanna, You're just
I've been called sexy by people.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
People, and then you're just more interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You're just the more You're just the more interesting person.
People care, They want to hear from you want me.
I just all just fart jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, bye you guys
Hosts And Creators
Lamorne Morris
Hannah Simone
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