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March 28, 2025 31 mins

As we near the conclusion of season three, Hannah delivers on her promise to list every bear sighting in these twenty-three episodes. Bear Hunters, unite! (We promise we would never hunt a real bear. Just the ones on TV.) 

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey, roomies, it is a you know what them it is.
It is a loft meeting every single time. Oh god,
can I start it over you guys? This is the
loft meeting, y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I've been waiting for me too, because it is the
Where's the Bear?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Episode? Do you hear what I'm saying? We got there?
We got there.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
For season one and two of our New Girl Rewatch podcasts,
we had a segment called Where's the Bear? Really, what
that segment turned into was Lamorn making fun of me aggressively,
who was enjoying it way too much to poke holes

(01:05):
and all of my bear theories.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And I had enough. I had enough. I said, get
out of here, get out of my bear segment.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm gonna do a whole episode about the bear, and
you are not invited.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, you know it's invited.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
All of the listeners that believe the bear theory, they're
gonna send me their letters, their bear sightings. We're gonna
do it on our own and then it will live
forever on our podcast channel, and so all the bear
believers can go to it and.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Show their receipts for season three. Yeah, welcome, all right,
all right, so we're diving into.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
This question, where's the bear? Thank you to everybody that
emailed in that left it in the comments. I saw
it all. I appreciate it deeply. I cannot do this alone.
No woman is an island. Okay, all right, here we go.
We're gonna start off with a letter, because of course,

(02:04):
loft meetings are about y'all the fans, which, by the way,
is why we made this merch.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Isn't this cute? This hat? We weren't all the time?
The mess around a classic.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You can get it at themessround pod dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh, I did it again. It's gonna be that kind
of show, you guys. Okay, all right? First letter from Julia.
Oh I love it. Julia, Hi, Hannah and La Morn. Well,
it's just Hannah here. Guess morn is that invited.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I've been a big fan of the show since day one.
My husband is in the Army, and we spent six
years in Germany without any real cable programming. We moved
back to the States in the summer of twenty eleven
and became reacquainted with real America and television the following
fall season. New Girl was the first show we got
hooked on coming back and truly the first show we

(02:53):
enjoyed from the beginning. Yes for a good pilot, Hannah,
I know you're holding out hope for there's the Bear,
and I am too, see Julia, thank you. Maybe there's
not a bear in each episode, but I love thee
where's the Bear segments on the podcast so much.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I made my own T shirt, Julia. I make my
own march too. I love this. We're very connected. I
miss the segue music. Oh me too.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
We can play it on this episode. We're gonna play
this segue music on this episode. Brilliant idea. Thank you, Julia.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And I'm enjoying trying to find the.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Bar in each episode, even if it might be a stretch.
Who cares about a stretch? I just would like to
say that right now for this episode.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Of course, there's gonna be a stretch. Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Sometimes you know, this is art, you guys. It's malleable.
It's what we see, it's what we feel when we
see something. Okay, so we gotta stretch sometimes it's all right,
it's creative, it's.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Art, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Thanks for all the work he'll do on the podcast,
And I'm rooting for a reunion as well. Much love Julia. Well,
thanks Julia, appreciate your support. Okay, let's get into it
all right. Oh there's a picture of Julia I just
thought right now with her wears the bear shirt that
she made herself.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I love it. We had a really cool wear's the
bear shirt and season one that I love.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
So if you want to add to your collection, you
can find that. I'm sure, all right, you guys, we
are going to dive in.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
When I say dive in, I mean we are going
to start bear hunting and revealing the receipts.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
All In was a very strange episode to shoot. We
were like down in Marina del Rey shooting. We're all
over the place. So all of our usual bears that
I can rely on as the classics, the ogs, the
ones that we can just go to and know bear
weren't really in my back pocket. But thanks to all

(04:53):
of you providing so much great bear hunting work, I
have two bears in the first episode two.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Lamar, can you hear me? All right?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
So the episode is called all In, and it looks
like there is a bear toy on the dashboard when
they are coming back from Mexico. Hello, A bear toy,
a physical bear right there, bear right there? Okay, how
can you deny that? So what I'm saying, Liz Meriweather

(05:28):
is a visionary. She is a genius. She is one
of the most amazing humans, especially when it comes to
crafting smart, heartfelt television.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
You can't tell me it's an accident. You can't won't
take it.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
And just to really put a fine point on this
first episode, okay, there's another bear sighting.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now, this is.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Going to show you what I mean when I say
that we have to be creative, creative and how we
look for these bears.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
We got to think outside the bear box, right and
go like, that's where that bear is hiding. Right, think
about it. Have you walked through the woods? Are the
bears just all like standing in a row on the
trail waving a jew?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, they're not. They're hiding in the woods. The bears
are hiding in the woods.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, And so you have to sit there and think
like a bear, and you've got to like go to
where they're hiding. And this one's a great one minute,
fourteen and twenty seconds. There's a fish concert poster. All right,
and my friend Carmen just explained why this is a

(06:44):
real bear sighting. Wait, Carmen, can you tell me again?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah? So according to the Google here, yeah, it's called
the Fish of Bearsville Sessions and it was two albums
that they recorded and the Bearsville studios that are apparently
pretty famous Fish recordings because you know, Fish is a
jam band and they don't they mostly do live shows,
they don't really do a lot of recorded material. So

(07:10):
it's like, apparently if you're a Fish fan, apparently you
would get the reference type of thing.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Amazing, I will take it. Did everybody hear that? See
what Karmen is saying? This is what we're talking about.
You got to deep deeper to figure it out. Thank you, Carmen.
That's what I'm saying. Okay, we have to sit there.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
So a bunch of people on Reddit were like, fish
concert poster is a bear reference.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
And most people will be like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's a fish, fish of anything, of any animal, it's
gonna be a fish.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
But no, think smarter, we're harder hunt for the bears. Okay,
and Carmen made sense of it. There you go.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
So that's two and we're talking literal and then we're
talking creative figurative, okay, and that is how it's gonna
go on this episode. We're gonna look at it from
all the angles so we can find all the bears.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
All right, Reddit, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I just have to say thank you to read it,
by the way, because the fans of New Girl really
live on Reddit and they get in there and they
have backed me up and held me down on this theory.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
We are now going to go into the second episode,
season three, episode.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Two, Nerd.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Now this one, we gotta go with a classic, and look,
don't give up faith, right because I'm going for a
classic right off the top. It's the bear on the fridge. Now, look,
that's kind of what started this whole bear thing. Was
the bear on the fridge? Did it mean something bigger
about the Bears and New Girls? So it has to
appear in our list of bears. Okay, and here it
is in the second episode.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Ha.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Now we're gonna go to the third episode, Double Date.
Great episode, what a classic. Love that episode deeply thirteen minutes,
thirty three seconds.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Winny, Now, this is another one.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That really a bug some people because Winnie the Pooh,
one of the most iconic bears of all time, iconic
bears of all time, and so I feel like we're
allowed to use it. Okay, we're allowed to use the
bear on the fridge. We're allowed to use the Winnie
reference for Winnie the Pooh. Okay, we're allowed to use it.

(09:22):
If I'm losing some of you, don't worry more. Real
bears are gonna be coming right, all right, So here
we go. Chelsea sent in a letter.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Let's go, Chelsea Hannah all caps, an exclamation mark. I'm
right here.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm right here with that enjoyment, Let's go. I've been
waiting forever for this moment. I think Season three is
the exception that proves the rule regarding the legend that
there is a bear in every episode. Now, I will
admit that I have to stretch the rules to make
this work, but it's only a little bit. In episode fifteen,
around one minute and fifty seconds, Schmidt calls Winston Winnie.

(09:56):
The famous bear who refuses to wear the pants is
Winnie the Pooh, And it can hardly be considered cheating
to suggest this is a reference. Isn't lemarn as cute
as Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'm gonna count it?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
What do you think, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, of course I'm
gonna count it. Of course I'm gonna count it.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Also, the reason why I love it so much is
because Lamarn is such a non believer of the bear okay,
the bear theory, and I love that it's his character's
name that proves the point. How perfect poetic justice. Season three,
episode four, The Captain. What a great episode. This was,

(10:41):
Oh my goodness. So of course we've got the bear
on the refrigerator door. But at ten minutes and seventeen
seconds there's a bear poster in Winston's room and Schmidt says,
you shut up about your feelings. The only things this
dummy wants to talk about is the Chicago Brown Bears.

(11:03):
Crushing it, so far, crushing it. Season three, episode five,
Oh man, another one of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Season three was such a great season of New Girl.
It really was. When we did like the.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Rewatch this season, every single one, we're like, oh my gosh,
remember that, and you remember that. It was just so
fun to rewatch. It was so long ago when we
made the show, and so for some reason I knew
season three was a strong season but I forgot how
strong also super fun because we had a boy Damon back.

(11:38):
All right, So season season three, episode five, the Box,
Now this one is just you know, we have to
have a few gimmes. It was a big season, a
lot of episodes. Is the bear picture on the fridge
in the background. Okay, I feel like the people that
are left listening right now are just bear believers like me,

(11:59):
and you're just sticking with me.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I appreciate it, all right.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Keaton episode six, Nick says, this is such I love
this one, this bear reference. I haven't been inside Keaton's
mind in a long time, and I need my proper inspiration.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
What does he do?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
He pulls out a picture of a bear, and Jess says,
why do you have a picture of a bear? And
then Nick says the words a hungry brown bear. This
is what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Why the bear? Why did it have to be a bear?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Unless it was part of like a bigger conspiracy, you guys,
this is part of a bigger thing. Like you know,
what's so popular right now is, of course, and has
been for so long, is these true crime podcasts. I
feel like this episode of our show, you know, could
kind of fall into that genre.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
We're solving something big.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Clairest the Bear. Clairest the Bear.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
We have another letter from Evan. Hello Evan, it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Says Hannah, I've been a huge fan of the theory
that there's a bear in every episode of New Girl.
My favorite occurrence comes in season three, episode six, A Pop,
What did I just say?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
When Nick randomly.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Pulls out a picture of a bear, just a hungry
brown bear, to inspire one of the greatest heterosexual bears
in television history, Nick Miller. If I can't find a bear.
I like to think Nick was representing the bear in
that episode. He likes to hibernate and has a crazy appetite,
a healthy sex drive.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Bear right.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Thank you for keeping this theory alive and well, oh
you're so welcome, proud to be part of the bear hunters.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is this what we're called? Do we have a name? Sincerely, Evan, Evan.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I love everything about this because also a non believer
in my bear theory, it's mister Jake Johnson, Okay, and
the fact that Jake Johnson as Nick Miller screws bear
at you therefore, is in every single episode of New Girl.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Something I really love. I like it so for we
Winny the Pooh and Nick the Bear. This is making
me so happy. Okay. Season three, episode seven, Coach, another
great one. At nineteen minutes forty four seconds, there's a
Ja Cutler reference.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Jay Cutler is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It was a terrible Chicago accent. Please don't hunt me
down in Chicago. I'm so sorry. I apologize for it.
Chicago Bears. I'll say it exactly as I should say it.
Chicago Bears, Chicago Bears, Chicago avoids are gonna kill me.
Season three, episode eight, men Us, Oh, this episode was

(14:54):
so funny too. This is a good caper, just kind
of what I feel like I'm on right now. Menus
at minute seventeen and eighteen seconds reference to New York
State University Bikhampton. Oh, I'm so sorry you guys. I
didn't go to college here. I don't know the names
of all of your colleges. Their mascot is the bear cat.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'll take it. See, this is what I'm talking about, layers, right, layers.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Sometimes with the bear, you have to treat it like
an onion and just start peeling it back and then
you find.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
The bear all right? Season three, episode.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Nine, Longest night ever. This one is courtesy of my
dear friend demn Wayan's a junior. At minute seventeen and
eight seconds, Coach says his mom's nickname for him.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Is Boo Boo the Bear. Season three, little bit of
a bumpy.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Start, now picking up seeing you guys. Okay, a lot
of bears, a lot of bears.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You know there's a lot of bears.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
In episode ten, Thanksgiving three. Okay, we got the bear
picture on the fridge. I know, fine, but it's there,
so I'm gonna say it. At minute eight and twenty
four seconds, we hear it's a bear hole. Bears, a
bear falls in, other stuff falls in, We take what
the bear doesn't want. Bam, so many bear references, it's crazy,

(16:22):
and Nick says at eight minutes and thirty seconds classic
human bear team up. Schmid then says, yeah, bears love
to share. Coach says, what do you plan on doing
with that bear? And then with course, at minute sixteen
and twenty six seconds, we've got Coach screaming.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Bear trap the bear trap, right? See, why would they
put so many bears in unless they had to see
what I'm saying here, there's something deeper going on. We're
figuring it out. That was a little eleven Calvado and unbar.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Okay, right off the jump, in the first minute, we
see a bear on the California state flag in Justice
Classroom slam Dunk.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Speaking of slam.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Dunk, episode twelve is called a basketball Okay, Now, this
one's great.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Okay. I admitted fourteen and seven seconds.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Ooh, Snowden's pocket is our bear reference. I know this
is about Edward Snowden because of context, but Charles Snowden
signed with the Chicago Bears, and this is the only
reference there is of any bear I could find, and

(17:41):
admitted sixteen and thirty seconds Michigan Wolverine's logo. Now, Wolverines
are technically bears, but resemble bears. This was from a
redditor called Honey Blair Bear. Okay, this is the epitome
of a stretch and I love it.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
She took Snowden, she went then, and she well left
instead of right. She went away from Edwards, she went
towards Charles, and she found the Chicago Bears. That's her
bear reference. And you know what I say, I'll take it.
Thank you, Honey Blair Bear, thank you read it as
always writing the answers. Okay, we have episode thirteen Birthday.

(18:24):
This one is an easy one. Of course we've got
the bear on their fridge, but we.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Also have a bear claw appearance.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
There is no arguing with that one, you guys, it
is a bear claw appearance.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Then we have one of the most iconic episodes of
TV of all time ever, you know it from its title,
Prince right while we have Clayton Kershaw. I remember when
Clayton Kershaw was on the show.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It was so nice. He was so oh nice. Who
was there with his wife and they were just like
the kindest, sweetest couple and so lovely and so low key.
It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
They were so kind. It was such a crazy, wild
episode with everyone who showed up. Anyway, the Ellie Dodgers
their unofficial mascot is the Rally bear.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'll take it. Also, Schmidt does say I'm losing my bearings.
I'll also take it. I like it, I'll do it.
There's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
We had to just dig to find the bear on
that one episode fifteen exes. This was actually a really
fun episode to recap because it got a lot of
you talking about your exes and I learned some things which,
by the way, feel free to send us more of
your thoughts or questions or queries or need for advice
or help in relationships, because it's something that's always fun

(19:53):
for La Morn and I to discuss, because we are
like brother and sister and we have very different relationship
points of view, So you will get a balanced response
when you submit your questions, which is what happened when
we recapped exes and everybody sent all of their situations

(20:16):
in some of it was helpful, I think, and what
we responded. I hope Claire's the bear. Claire's the bear?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Exes, Schmid says Winnie right in the first minute, and
as we have already established, Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Counts all right.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Episode sixteen, You guys, sistah, this is when the lovely
Linda Cardellini, one of my favorite people and nicest people
you could ever dream to meet, when she joined the show.
There is the bear poster in Winston's room in the

(21:00):
second minute, and in a fourth minute and thirty fourth
Secondess says, I didn't put the cap back on the
honey Bear the other day.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Bear reference, bare reference. This is makes me so happy.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I'm in Sister two, which is episode seventeen, in the
nineteenth minute, the California state flag at the police station
has a bear, of course. And in Sister three, which
is episode eighteen, Winston says, you can do this Winnie
to himself again. I love it because it's Winny the
Pooh reference, which will make Lamarn crazy. But in this

(21:40):
situation he even calls himself Winnie brilliant an annoying to Lamarn,
which makes me so happy. We are now at episode nineteen,
Fired up, great episode a minute six twenty three seconds.
There's a picture of polar bears in school.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
This is what I'm about.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Bear diversity doesn't have to just be some brown bear
that you see on that California state flag.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Got black bears, here's the bears.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Panda bears, polar bears. We need the Pooh bears, Chicago bears.
Bear diversity is the key and having the bear theory
work for the bear hunters. Now I know we have
a name where they call the bear hunters for the
bear hunters, and so this bear diversity is working for me.
Polar bears one of my favorite bears. All Right, episode

(22:37):
twenty all right, Mars Landing, we have reginaldvell Johnson. Right,
Nick owns a company called a Baby Bear Productions. Okay,
and of course there's the bear poster in Nick's room
Mars Landing. Man, what a devastating and interesting and smart

(22:57):
and funny episode. I had forgotten about that episode, and
when I watched it, like like, it took my breath away,
like that moment at the end of the episode. It's
a great one and bear references, so.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
It had me. All right. I like it when it's said,
it's funny.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's always fun to find like a picture or an
image of the bears. But for me, my favorite bear
sighting is when the word bear is said. Because you
put a super cut of that together, how can you
deny it. It would go on for like thirty minutes,
just bear bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear bear bear.
In fact, someone should do that. If someone is a
super cut of all the times they say bear a

(23:35):
new girl, we will put it on the mess around
pod Ig. It will live there forever and I will
send it to Lemourne on National Bear Day. I don't
know when that is but I'm sure there is a
National Bear Day and I will just send him that
super cut. Please Internet help me, please make it for me,
Thank you so much. Episode twenty one, Big News. Big News,

(23:55):
of course, is the episode that we recapped with.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
The Max Greenfield. It was so fun.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
It was so fun to rewatch an episode with him
and to have them mourn and him and I together again.
It's amazing when you do a show together for almost
a decade, day in day out. It's your first really
big thing and it was really big, and you get
to kind of grow up together through that experience. It

(24:24):
was really fun to watch this crazy episode. It brought
so many memories back for all three of us. You can,
of course listen to that episode if you haven't, right
here on the podcast called Big News, and Max's on
it with Lamore and I and there is a great
bear reference on it, so of course made me very happy.

(24:45):
During the honey ROAs Nick says, speaking of cute Winston,
Bishop is so cute teddy bears by Winston for their kids.
The joke doesn't quite work, but the bear reference is
a chef's kiss, perfect wonderful reference, So I will take it.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Dance twenty two. What a crazy episode. This was too.
I remember shooting it.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I remember in some weird parking lot, sitting in some
weird parking lot, and they were trying to figure out
the day and coordinate all the kids and everything. And
I spent a lot of time, I don't know, it's
like hours and hours just sitting in my trailer while
they were trying to work a bunch of stuff out.
I just remember just the long days and it was
really cold. I don't know what time of year we
were shooting it, but it was.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Really really cold. That's what I remember about Dance.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
It's't that weird, the things like your body remembers of
an experience.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I remember being.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Very cold, which is fitting because what bear do we
see at minute twenty two and fifty eight seconds but.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
A polar bear on a mug. All right, here you.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Go, which ends us with the season three finale, twenty
three Cruise. Now, for Cruise, we had to move everything,

(26:11):
all the casts, our crew, all the stuff, the trailers,
the everything, all the way down to Long Beach because
we shot it on the Hunted ship, which is the
Queen Mary. We shot practically on this.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Boat, and it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
It was really fun in a way because it felt
like we shot a movie instead of an episode because
we're on location in a really weird space. Everyone was
out of their element. There was not much around that
we could kind of go off and do because they
wouldn't really let us off the boat. We're kind of
like trapped on a cruise, I guess, which is kind
of happens when you're on a cruise. You're just like

(26:55):
out there on the cruise, what are you gonna do?
So it was a little meta at that point, trying
to be on this cruise ship. And we did a
lot outside at night too, which was like cold and weird,
and they're trying to light it and figure it out,
and there's all sorts of sounds coming from like Long
Beach itself.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
And it was a wild one or as some might.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Say, it was a bear of an episode.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Guys, it was a beast. It was a bear.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was something yet to wrestle with to get done.
It's an episode that I can't tell you what it
was about, but I can tell you that shooting it
was something that is imprinted deeply in my brain, Okay,
and so for that, it is the.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Ultimate bear the season finale.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Here's my pitch, and I need you listeners who are
still with me on this crazy bear recoid episode. I
need you listeners to tell me the honest truth. Okay,
and maybe we could do a poll on our ig.
Do we bring the bear segment back into the regular

(28:13):
recap episodes or is this more helpful for the bear hunters?
Do have a standalone episode that we do at the end,
because we're going to start now diving into New Girl
season four, A standalone episode at the end where I
go through each episode and make my best case for
a bear in every single episode. Does that make the

(28:35):
most sense? Because if that makes the most sense, I
will see you at the end of season four. I
don't know if my sensitive soul can take it going
back into the show. I'm being one hundred percent honest
because it's just Lamurne laughing and cackling at me for
about forty five seconds.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Will I try to.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Explain the layers of the bear onion? So I'm leaning
more towards what we've just on here today. I have
space to breathe, to hang out with my people. The
Bear Hunters are sending in me all this great information
I think it's the way to go. Also, I don't
know if you appreciate it, but I kind of dressed
like a bit of a spy today, you know, black turtleneck,

(29:14):
the hat hunting bears. I should put out a disclaimer.
I would never actually hunt a bear. I am a
deep animal lover and I would never hurt a bear.
No bears were hurt in this recording. In fact, this
is all bear love. Okay. I feel like we should
bring back the Wear's the bear t shirt that we

(29:36):
had for a while in our merch, even though I
just wear it by myself and with a few other
bear believers, would make me so happy. Please, if you
are ever rocking our merch, please tag me in pictures
of it and we will share it on our ig.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Because it makes us so happy. I've always said that
it always.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Kind of broke my heart that New Girl really didn't
come out with like solid merch ever on the show
that you could just like wear and so many po
love the show, and so that was like first order
business for Lamarn and I to be like, let people.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Represent the show and the fact that they love it.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
So that's at themessarroundpod dot com. Please start collecting all
of your bear sightings and send it to us at
the Messround Pod at gmail dot com. Please please, I
need your help. I need your support. You can send photos,
you can send video clips, and if you do that
super cut, whoever you are human out there, please send

(30:29):
it to us. We will play it and I will
torment Lamorn with it and it will bring me so much.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Joy, so much joy. Well, that's it. That's it you
guys for bear hunting for season three of New Girl.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I appreciate you listening, being here with us, and yeah,
let's start bear hunting season four.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Bye. That was the mess Around and iHeartMedia production. Our
executive producer is Joel Moneie.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Senior producer is Abu Zafar Bei Wang provided engineering and
editing services. Additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler, and
Kyle Shevron. Our theme song was written and composed by
Ronald Jukebox Jackson.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Catch you next time.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Bye,
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