#345 Culture Shock, Amping Up Sex Drive & Nikki Glaser Is a Bad Liar!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicki Glaser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello, Here, I
am Sneak Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. We're back
in America. In the past couple of weeks, we have
been on tour Anya and I in Europe. We went

(00:22):
to eight cities. Let me just go through them for you. Berlin, Vienna, London, Munich, wos, Oslo, Stockholm, Amsterdam, Helsinki,
tel Aviv.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Done nine cities, layover in Istanbul.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Where's done?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Uh? Tel Aviv?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I'm sure there's I'm sure there's a done somewhere
in Arizona.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
In France.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, Brian Franzi's here, he's in Los Angeles, and Noah
is in Arizona. And Anya's back in New York. I'm
in Saint Louis. I got in last night from Tel Aviv.
Left it at nine am is when our car picked
us up, and we landed at eleven pm Saint Louis time.
That was a twenty twenty one hour journey plus the

(01:20):
car ride to my house, So twenty one and a
half hours full full stop. Yeah, you know, but that's
like that's international travel. Baby. You just like lose a
day of your life. And then you lose like fourteen
days like recovering on schedule. But I think I'm back
you landing at night, Yes, I think I'm good. Like
I'm not even getting you landing at night. And then

(01:43):
I just like stayed up a little bit. I watched
a little bit of Sarah Silverman's new stand up special,
I played a little guitar, I ate a little food,
and then I just peacefully went to bed around midnight,
midnight and a half, and then woke up this morning.
I don't want to be back on schedule, because what
a great excuse just sleep all day and like not
really have to do anything so I might still happen.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I feel like this happens sometimes, where the day you
get back, or the two days you get back, you
feel like I'm back on schedule, and three days later
you can't stay awake during the.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Delusional Yeah, I can see that happening, because there's no
way that my body really is adjusted. My mind might be,
or maybe my body is in my mind.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
We shall see. I just lose it during this episode.
How are you feeling, Anya?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I got sick on the flight home, but I'm feeling
much better now. I was in hell for a couple.
I don't even know how many days we've been home.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Two days.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was like, how do I have like strepped throat
of COVID? But I'm covid neggie and I'm strappy neggy.
So I think it was just a cold and probably
just stress, like being a little run down, and I'm
feeling so much better.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
So run down. We were non stop. Baby, it was
like go go go. I don't know how Chris was
another level of go go go. I he is constantly
going out. He was always sightseeing. Noah, this weekend went
to you were the Grand Canyon? Yeah? Yeah, South Rim?
How far? How far is that? It's about five hours

(03:12):
from where we live. Oh, that's like not too bad. Yeah,
it's like me driving a Kansas city. That's not that's
not so bad. And you get to see like the
biggest hole in the world. And so you went but
light mids.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Something stupid that I learned from this trip place. Yes,
so I so we went to the North Rim three
years ago, and now we went to the South Rim.
I thought the South Rim meant it's like at like
towards the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, who would it? But it's not it's like the
other side. Oh wait, like I've met right, but you
got even.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Like the bottom of it.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Not all Like I knew we weren't going to be
all the way at the Colorado River, but I thought
it was like lower.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Than where we were before when we were at the north,
because it would be south like into the core of
the earth, as opposed to like a cross the way. Yeah,
so that's the thing I wanted at the age of Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's all right, Okay, it's not safe space.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah it is. Yeah, the Green Canyon is spectacular and
very people but like didn't Yeah, I've been there a
few times, I think, but it is. You went hiking
for five hours and that just listening to that sentence
felt like a hike to me. It was brutal to
hear that. And Curson the other day said she went
on a three and a half hour hike. I go,

(04:27):
who is hiking this long? And are you bringing food
with you and a sleeping bag? That's so long?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's part of the joy of the hike is you
bring a little sandwich and then when you get to
a point of interest, you sit there and you eat
a nice picnic.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I love sitting and eating and talking and it does
not happen enough in my life with my boyfriend is
not like we would on you you will test to this.
We would sit down for a meal. When I travel,
all I want to do is have meals and talk
and like sit in like a square and like watch
people like people watch not active things, you know, like

(05:03):
watch other people be active and or that's just the
reward for like all the sight seeing that you have
to do so you can go, oh, I went to
this place, even though there's a Google image that you
could show your family and they would still think that
you went there, and it doesn't really prove anything. Like
we went to the Dead Sea for two seconds and
Annie was like, I just want to jump in to
say I've been. It's like, what is the difference between
this and not going? Nothing? There's no difference.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I mean, that's not going except one one key difference
lying a burning vagina. No one told me that your
vagina burns or can burn so much.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
We got in.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
First of all, we get into the Dead Sea and
Nikki immediately like slams her shin into a rock that
no one.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Tells the camera. There's a huge rock and Chris and
I both jam are like it's bloody and and it's
gonna leave. It's gonna leave a scar, you know when
you're waiting, and so matta over here. Yeah, so that's
like sharp rocks. So anyone walking in is going to
hit their kind of like shuffling ahead because you don't
really know what's the sand flash at the dead sea

(06:04):
also right, it's like more salt. Yet you can get
it if you get wait, it's more salt than what
water than water. It's it's more salt than water. You
have salt and it's like, yeah, no ship, okay, no,
I get what you're saying. It's more like it has
more salt in it than water in it. Yes, so
it's like what you gargle with when you have canker source.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, you get it a little bit in your eye.
One guy, well, one sad older man who looked like
he had been beaten down, was walking back in and
he just looked at me and goes and be careful
of the droplets.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
And I was like the droplets. He's like, yes, be
very careful.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna get anat And right
at that moment, the sea like spits into my eye.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It's almost like burbling.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
And a droplet went in my eye and I was like, fuck, screaming.
My vagina's on fire.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
My eye is now going to fall out of my head.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And I'm just like I look like a fire and
I'm like I'm out, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I feel anything down there. I think I'm numb. I know,
you just have a different looked into buying testosterone because
I have no sex drive.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
It's just put That's why they call it the burning bush.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Do you ever have no sex drive?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't know what's going on with me. I used
to be so so horny all the time, wanting sex
all the time. It's the most fun thing you can
possibly do, besides sitting in a square and eating with
your friends and talking about people passing by. And now
it is it's It's obviously feels good when I do it,
but it is not on my mind at all, And

(07:37):
it has nothing to do with my partner, who I
couldn't be more tried to do. What's going on? I don't.
I can't. I can't understand it, and it won't go
away or it won't come back. That's I needed to
come back. It is something that I care about a lot,
and it's like, but it's interesting because it's almost like
when I go when I say I wish I cared

(07:59):
about cooking, or I wish I cared about home design,
but I don't, And Chris always goes like, why do
you want something that you don't like, that you don't
care about? And that's how sex feels now, Like the
idea of wanting it feels stupid because I don't want it.
So like, I'm not why do I want this thing
that I don't want because it brings me closer with
my partner because it used to be a fun thing

(08:21):
that I did have fun doing. But I just I
don't even masturbate anymore. I don't do anything. It's it's
completely gone. But I'm not like, I don't feel sick,
I don't feel I don't know what's going. It's so strange.
But I'm reading about people wanting to have sex.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm just like, oh God, there's no advice that can
be given either. Everything that anyone would suggest you be
it wouldn't work.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm looking at for supplements. It's well, I think it is.
I think I have to I need testosterone. So I
was like looking online, like testosterone for women. I don't know.
I bought some stuff on Amazon today. Who knows if
it's gonna work.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Or if you tried Osha Ganda. We're gonna get a
bunch of DMS about Oshua Ganda. But I think that
that's stuff. Gosh yeah, uh overall Chris wears those I'll
be horned up again Hashwa Ganda.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, yeah, I think I have some of that in
my cabinet actually, because at some point someone had suggested
that to me.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
But you have only one one really short fire away
to get horned up for your boyfriend, and that is
you gotta break up. Yeah, so horny for months months,
not wrong, get back together, bang it out, or get
into a really intense fight or something at the very least,
and then I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, but you're not wrong about the breaking up thing.
You're not wrong like when we get back together that
that's always like you want what you can't have all
the time. But I also have been saying like whenever
we break up, I always lose weight really quickly because
I'm just like so sad and like stressed out. So
I just need it for both of those things. I
would like to drop a little bit before I film

(09:52):
off Boy Island, and I would like to get horn
again before a Boy Island. It's nice to bring that
to the island quote unquote island. Yeah, I need it
all back. So breaking up seriously might and music sounds better.
I mean, Taylor Shift does a new song out called
You're Losing Me, and man, I would love to like
be able to relate to that song. There have been
times that I have been able to can't now stable relationship.

(10:15):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
I can learn specific type of shrooms to break up.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh? Yeah, it enhances like certain things, but only things
I have to do with your emotions.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, it feels so good. I mean I kind of
like it's one of those painful things that I really
actually like craved. Sometimes it's like Okay, here we go again,
and you get really you almost like springboard into like
being social again. You got to fill your life up.
So like the second Christ and I broke up last
October for a couple of days, like texting all my

(10:48):
friends like come let's meet up, and Chris is like
you went out that night. I'm like, yeah, I wasn't
gonna sit alone in my hotel room after you left
it we broke up, I was not gonna like cry
into a pillow. I'm sorry I was. I do that eventually,
But my first reaction was call Bill Maher and tell
him that was the weirdest thing I've ever died. I
never call about anything. I literally called Bill Maher because

(11:08):
Bill knew Chris Chris, and so I was just like,
we he broke up, and He's like, wait a second,
what you're gonna get back together?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, he was.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
He was very comforting and such a help. And I
haven't talked to him since. I don't even know that
he's any think he knows we're back together.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Just wait until you break up again and then call
him again. That's the next time you.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Talk to I just knew you would have like a
I knew he wouldn't take my side, and he would
because he's he's he's fair and balanced. I mean, I
feel like Bill Maher never just does what you want
the liberals want. He doesn't do what the conservatives wants.
He does what he wants. So it felt like the
right person to call when I because if I would
have called one of my girlfriends I would have gotten
they would have taken my side and fuck him, you know,

(11:55):
like all of that. And I needed someone who was
going who knew him, who was going to see his
side of things.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Did he say?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
He was like, well, you know, I like him, but
if this isn't gonna work, it's not gonna work. Like
it was very sweet of like, I really liked you
two together. And and I also spare all the details
because it's not I don't think Chris would want me
to share all those But it was just telling him
about the reasoning and he was just like, this is stupid.
So then and he was right, it was stupid. And
then we got back together, so it was fine.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
But yeah, I want to make an attempt at armchair
psychoanalyzing the reason why I have two theories why you're
a libido.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I think dead sea down in my I have a
dead sea, the.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Salt.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
There was no tingle down there. I feel wanas it
was burning off her, like her, did you shave before?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You want to know? Everyone says that it's inside, it's
like the.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Water, the water, and I go, what do you mean
by that? She goes, suck it up.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I don't know, I don't know you.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, it's I think it's so cavernous. There's no sucking
to be had.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I had not even meant nobody. You said it wasn't
even inside you.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I but I tried. I don't even know what that
meant to suck it up. I think it was already in,
like it's already a hole that like accepts things.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Can you do that?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I guess she can suck. It doesn't suck, it just
goes in. Same with men, Like a lot of men
have reported this. I had to go and read it
and google it. Yes, audio was on her phone immediately
immediately exited the sea.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Also, I was like interviewing women that were English speaking
in Israel.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I'm like, excuse me, are you guys getting the burning?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh you're not.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, excuse me, are you guys getting the burning in
the Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
No you're not.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, you did it asking.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I thought about it, but I googled it and it's
like five percent of people have it, and it is
a pH thing.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I love when I'm in a five percent group where
there's like something well, there's some like like tendon that
you have in your arm, And it was like fourteen
percent of people don't have it, and I was really
bad when I had it. I always want to be
in the I always want to be minority.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well I think this is why. Like I was shocked
hearing that my girlfriends are just like Willy Neely using
soap like inside the vaginas.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm like, wow, that hurts.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
So now it makes sense, like stuff hurts. You're going
in mysative person.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I have a.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
pH and so do many men where this That amount
of salt is so basic, I guess, and we're acidic,
so it it really fucks with your pH. And I
don't think it's dangerous or bad. It's just highly.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You were excited. You were like you had pop rocks
down there. You were like, you feel that. I go,
I don't know. I haven't felt something for a while.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
And well, once I got in my eye, I was out.
But it really makes you float so much. It feels
like someone's pushing you out of the water. Like NICKI
and I are feet we're up.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It was cool that you could not Have you been
to Israel? Brain? No, have you been so and you've
been to the dead se Noah, right, Yeah, I was
writing know about everywhere we wentness just like there's one
moment in Jerusalem that I was like, have you been
to Jerusalem? Have you been to the Wishing Wall? What's
it called? That's derogatory Western Wall. We can't say whaling

(15:14):
for some reason, the Western Wall? And uh yeah, but
I was I was checking with Noah. But the Dead Sea?
Did I need?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
But like it's nice to be able to have an
anecdote about it and just say yes, I've been there,
and to have that little I'm not someone who this
reminds me of people who watch birds and then they
just tick them off. I want to watch a bird
because I think a bird is cute, and I want
to look at it and I want to go, hey,
look at you, little guy. I don't want to just
go like, oh that was the red breasted kuck a

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burro or whatever, and then I go on to the
next one. I think some people just like to collect
like I've been there. I can and it's like, well,
what did you do? Did you do anything there? Like
I can see things on Google Image. I don't understand.
I guess this.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was the bonding thing for us, and I am
I'll never forget it.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
But the uber right there was I mean it was
an hour and twenty minutes five hundred dollars to get
there and back with a cab, which I don't most
people cannot afford that. I don't think it would be
worth it for most people to do that, but just
maybe to some people. To Chris, it definitely was like
he cares about experiencing things and seeing things. I thought

(16:29):
it was bonding for us. I think it was maybe
one of the highlights of the trip, was just like
floating around in there and having some fun. But it
was just a body of water that was like we
could just put on floaties in the regular like.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Also, I had this vision that it was like going
to be this beautiful coast and all the pictures I've
seen it's like sunny and gorgeous and credit it's.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Like clearla like California.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
It was like plastic, dirty chairs with mud all over
them and just rocks, not like Freshni.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're walking down like you're like, oh, walking on broken
glass and there's a guy screaming at people to like
get away from the buoys and not to go to
our out like there. It's just it's not like relaxing.
We went on a cloudy day too, but it was
the temperature of the water was nice and all that stuff, but.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
So many things like.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
That, Like have you ever seen pictures of the pyramids? Yes,
and then you pull out and it's like there's not
even sand really around the pyramids. It's just heard a city.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Going to the Pyramids. But Chris really wants to go.
I will just say I don't like going to places
where I feel women are oppressed and have a different
life than men.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, they segregate you. Going to the Western Wall, you
cannot First of all, you can't have a phone. You'll
get immediately reprimanded, and then women and men cannot be
together going to the Western Wall.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And I don't like getting in trouble. And I was
following Chris to go up to the wall, and they
were like no, no, no, no, And I immediately was like,
then I don't want to go to this at all.
I'm walking away because I just was like, I don't
know if I was offended by not being able to
do something a man could do, or like offended that
I got in trouble. I also got in trouble because
my shorts were too short, so they gave me a skirt.
What you tie around my waist. Yeah. She came up

(18:17):
and was like, you must wear this, and so I
put on a skirt, and so I was just feeling
like gross, judged like slutty western horror, a Western horror,
a wailing Western, and so I just like kind of
got in that little mood of like I don't even
want to see this, I don't care about it at all.

(18:37):
I have to go to the woman's side, that's like
probably the shittier side. And there was this guy like
hopping around singing really like praying really loud. But he
was like screaming and like you.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Guys went on Saturday. That's what I get it, But
I could not understand. I really want to ask some
people who know what they're talking about. This guy was
jumping around singing so loudly, and people were people who
were in the inn, like they who knew because I
could see how they were dressed like they were there
for the right person. They were kind of laughing at him,
but like letting it happen. But then one guy went

(19:09):
up and was like no, no, no, and like wagging
his finger in his face, and the guy kept like dancing,
And I said to Chris what is this. He's so disruptive,
it's so annoying whatever he's doing. But Chris said if
anything disruptive and in disrespectful was happening there, they would
shut it down immediately, So it must have been acceptable
to pray in this way.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
But it seemed to me to be like a TikTok dance.
And he was so loud and trying to get all
the attention, and he seemed kind of crazy. I thought
it was like a mental illness. So I, uh, if
someone wants to write to me and explain what I
was witnessing this one.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
It was like the holy ghosts, you know when you're
in evangelical churches and you just get the spirit in you.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
And yeah, because you didn't get enough attention as a kid,
and so you need it at this fucking religious site
where everyone's being very respectful, and like, somehow you have
to make it about you. That's what I think was
going on. We have to go to break but I
wanted to a little bit more about Jerusalem when we
get back. All right, So we go to the Dead
Sea and then Anya leaves because she has to be

(20:10):
at the show's earlier. We have a show that night
and then we go Chris and I go to we
all go to Jerusalem. We have a nice lunch. That
was nice lunch.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
It was so fucking delicious, like the best homess Israeli salad.
I was like, this is insane and it was just
a hole in the wall place and one of the
few places that was open. But yeah, that was one
of the best meals of the trip for me. That's
spicy sauce. Oh oh, it was so good.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
And then Chris and I walked around like churches and
just you walk around and it's like it's very tunney,
you know, it's like old timey and the buildings are
like so old and it's very you know, tight narrow
corridors with tons of people selling shit from China, like
nothing is actually like made there. There's like and there's

(20:57):
candies like out like imagine candy that you find it
like the sweet factory or I don't know what are
some candie places in them all, but they're just open air.
It's almost like, yeah, like peat rings, but it's like
a whole thing of them, like they're apples, you know,
and they're just out and there's pigeons flying around shitting everywhere.
It's like, I can't even believe that people would buy.

(21:18):
But and also I felt like a whore being there
because I was getting a lot of attention from the
vender men who Chris didn't even notice, but they were
all like hello, like they would say it to me
on the slide when I walked by, and I just
felt like I was disrespecting something by being a woman
in shorts. I just felt like I should be covered up,

(21:39):
and then I was mad about wanting to be covered up.
It was the same ire I felt when I went
to a golf course in Cabo with Andrew and they
immediately reprimanded me and said that I needed a collared shirt.
And I go, this is the fucking patriarchy. Women don't
own as many collared shirts. This is something just to
keep us out and to make your like, am I
gonna be a better golfer because a fucking collared shirt?
And what makes you think you're better? Why do you

(22:01):
need colors?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Dress codes are so dumb to me and I don't
respect them, and it makes it makes me furious. Does
that ignite anything in you? Guys? When did you feel
that way on you when you were not allowed to
be on the side of the where the men were
kin I didn't or not or.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I didn't go to that, so I didn't experience that.
I was kind of in my own blissful little like
whatever cloud.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Of oh this is so cool. It was like a juice.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Gy and like enjoying the walk, but I enjoyed watching
you get angry, because then it was like this, this
is stuff I'm not noticing, you know, right.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
You didn't notice like, well, you were dressed in pants, oh,
and like a long shirt. I made the mistake of
wearing like cut off shorts, right, And I just didn't
know any better. I didn't know. Chris said that we
were getting ready, he was like, you might want to
bring something to cover up your arms, and immediately I
was just like, then I don't want to go there.
Like I was like, I don't respect anything that tells

(23:02):
me to cover up. I don't care because there's a
point where it's like I get it, like it's someone's religion.
I don't believe in that, and I don't respect it,
and I think its purpose is to suppress, to oppress women,
and so I don't have to feel okay about head
scarfs or whatever. And I know this is like you're

(23:23):
islamophobic or whatever. It's like, no, I don't. I just
don't like religion, and I don't like I don't like
women being covered up. I just, of course, as there's
any times I get it.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
As you're an American visiting another place and seeing their
culture and like not imposing your will on someone else's culture.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's how I felt. I did feel like I was
imposing my I felt really I felt like I don't
want to be there and I and I but I
also someone's culture. I don't think it's about culture. I
think it's about oppression of women. I don't think it's
like we just like this because I don't think women
actually to be covered up. I think it's that's my opinion.
I think that if you might like sometimes I do

(24:06):
wish I could wear a thing over my face and head.
But I we're getting into rocky territory that I'm not
smart enough to debate. But I'm just saying I don't
respect oppression of women and I don't need to.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
And it made you uncomfortable, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
It made yeah, and it made me feel and it
made me feel bad. I did feel bad that I
felt like, I don't ever want any to make anyone
feel uncomfortable. And I felt like I saw the women
looking at me, like there was this one woman. I
caught her eyes and she was looking me up and down,
and I felt disgusting, and I felt so bad about
who I was and that that she I was making
her uncomfortable. So there was a part of me being like,
I'm not respecting their space and their culture, and that's

(24:48):
not was not my intention, but I don't respect that
part of it, to be honest with you, was.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
There no one else dressed like you? You're the only one.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
No, No, there are lots of uh West, Yeah, but
I think.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Not like no, not wearing cut off shorts. I didn't know,
because when you're in Tel Aviv, it's all I mean.
I was dressed modestly for tel Aviv, right, but then Jerusalem,
I didn't know what it would be like and I
just don't. Yeah, I just felt it felt like going
to I made a joke about it was like going
to your grandma's house. You have to you can't touch anything.

(25:25):
You feel weird in every space, like you might like
ruin something by touching it. Things kind of smell a
little different, like there's it smells like church everywhere, and
you feel like you're dressed like a whore, and she
tells you to put some clothes on, you know, Like
it just felt like I felt shamed, and I felt shameful,
and I felt bad that I could have been disrespecting

(25:45):
these people who are like God. And there was you know,
I was obsessed with not coming off like an American
who was just like, ah, it's my way or the highway.
That's not how I'm that's not what I'm saying. I
just don't like being told I can't do something because
of a woman, right, or because of anything. And I
just don't feel in telling me and not allowing me

(26:07):
to have that opinion, because then that makes me a
racist or a phobic of some kind of culture. It
seems like a cop out for people to protect these
things that need to be we need to get rid
of them.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I feel perhaps you should have listened to your instinct
at the beginning when it was like, well, if I
have to do that, then I don't want to go exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But when you're right, I should have listened to that.
But I am glad I saw it because it is.
I mean we were like at the church where Jesus
is like supposed to be like underneath it or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Oh yeah, he's.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Supposed to be like buried underneath What does that? I
don't know. I guess he was there. I guess I
was walking away around.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
All I know is that he was in the cave,
and then on Easter he came out of the cave,
and then nobody talks about or at least I feel
like where he ended happen? Yeah, what happens after that?
Was that three Heaven?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
What creamatorium? Did he end up?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And there's nobody it disappeared because he Christ disappeared?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh yes, what was Chris talking about? He said he
was underneath all the bricks and stuff. He was under
because people can everybody kissing this like like little there
was this like area that was like almost had water
on it, and the women were wiping it down and
then kissing it and then being it done again and
kissing it. Sepulcher, I don't know the Holy.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Jesus warning, I just got horned.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I don't need testosterone when you hear the word, so
we need to hear Brian's theory.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
My theory about about why Nikki is losing her sex drive.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I started but didn't finish.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yes, armstairs armchair psychoanalyze Nikki is with no professional experience whatsoever.
I have two theories.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Theory number one is that potentially you equate horniness or
you will quit horniness with anxiety, Like there's an overlap
of anxiety and horniness, So you need to manufacture some
anxiety in your relationship in order to get horny.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, that's not not true. That's a good point. When
we were driving to the Dead Sea, Chris said he
had been there before, and I go, what slut did
you go there with? Just jokingly, you know, just because
I knew that when he was like over there last time,
he was kind of dating some women, and so I said,
what skank did you bring there? And he was like, oh,

(28:34):
she's a nice girl actually, And I was like wait really,
And so he's showing me pictures of them, and there
was a picture where she was like kissing his cheek
and stuff, like they were like a couple back then,
and it was like exactly five years ago to like
the day almost, and I was just like then, I
looked up in my calendar like, what was I doing
that day? And I'm like, oh, I was texting with
some guy who fucking didn't like me, and I was

(28:55):
because all that day was I went to the day
in my photos and it was just screenshot of texts
from this guy in me sending them to Noah and
Anya being like, do you think he likes it? He
was like on our radio show that day and like
we had a vibe, but then he was like giving
me the run around, So it was like, it was funny.
I always like to see, like what I was doing
the day of you're not wrong, so that actually when

(29:16):
I saw this girl and she was not a slipt
she was like, so she wasn't a slut. I was
saying slut in a funny way, like because I was
feeling like a slut that day, and I just like
to it's just funny for me. It was to be
like one of these women who thinks anyone their boyfriend
was with before was just a whore, Like that's just
it's like a funny Chris laughs because obviously I don't
think that at all. But she was actually really nice

(29:38):
and He's like, she's one of the only people I've
dated I think in the past ten years besides you
that it's like a real person. He was like, she's
like a person you would like bring home to your family.
She wasn't just like you know, a fling kind of thing.
And and that really ignited something in me. There was
like something I did. I was like, okay, like because
I was jealous and I was excited that like there

(29:59):
was so much else out there who like once, like
I could tell she like kind of was falling in
love with him on that trip, Like they were having
like they were mutting each other up and like floating
around and she looks so good in a swimsuit and
he looked really cute, and he was just doing certain things.
I was like, oh, he liked her and she liked him,
and so it got me a little bit aroused. Yeah,
so maybe that's true. It's connected.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Now all you got to do is figure out how
you can you manufacture that on the fly.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, just he sees the pull up pictures of him
and his auxes like having fun or like I just
need to feel some sort of threat of like I'm
gonna lose him, like the breakup threat you're saying, Like
I like when he like will be like comment on
a girl on TV or something, or just show interest
in someone else, or I just want to hear about

(30:46):
I mean, I've always been open about like I like
to hear about his like past stuff because it gets
me riled up and it doesn't get me like angry.
And Noah even would talked about the subject because she
sent me a text about the song the Taylor Swift
song all of the Girls You've Loved Before? Oh yeah,

(31:07):
And it's a song that Taylor Swift released that's a
vault track from the Lover album, which it's a new release,
and it's about all of the women that the guy
she's with currently, not Matt Healey, but the guy Joe,
who she was with. I think it's about Joe. I
assume it was. How like every girl from his past
led her him to her? Is that what you got

(31:28):
from I?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, And how like these guys that we've dated in
the past, we kind of made them better for the
next person, and she could be the one that they
end up with.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yes, every dead End Street legistrates to me. Now You're
all I need. I'm so thankful for all of the
girls love before. But I love you she throws that
one out of the shoos, but I love you more.
She like has to wait at the end, and that's
kind of like I like that part because you are.

(31:58):
It's such a good song. So yeah, maybe you're right
it's connected to anxiety.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Number two, I have a sh okay. That's kind of
theories Pillars Number two is, uh, maybe you know how
you talk about how you perform better when you're being watched, Yes,
when you get when you go through a breakup, you
kind of, even though maybe it's not true, you kind
of have this aura about your life that you're being
watched or you wish your ex was watching everything you do.

(32:27):
So once you get broken up with, you probably perform
your entire life at a heightened level because of the
opportunity for your ex to potentially see that.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yes, that's exciting you. You you go into this mode
of like if he were to see I need to
be thriving right now, and you just immediately start living
like that, like I can't. I don't go into like
I'm sad, I'm gonna cry all day. I go into like,

(32:59):
let's get the next going. Let's not the next guy,
but like let's switch it up let's like, let's have
let's have life again. So yeah, that might be connected.
And the voyeuristic thing of like someone could be watching.
Even though I'm not someone who like likes to have
sex and have people watching, I think that is really
grosses me out. I would you would think that I

(33:21):
would be someone that would be into that, but I
am not.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah. Oh, you break up and then all of a sudden,
you're like constantly kayaking yeah, the direct messages you on Instagram,
Like I didn't know you kayaking? Oh yeah, kayak all
the time? You didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yes, I think about that all the time.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Like, you know, after the initial grief period, everybody kind
of gets their shit together when they get broken up
with That's when people or when they have affairs, they
start working out, they take up that project they were
putting off forever. I made my first album during a breakup,
like to get out of a depression, and I started
a record label and I started recording. I assembled a

(33:59):
band and I began recording all in a twenty four
hour period of being completely bedrond and depressed for weeks, right,
and I was just like I'm done with this shit.
And then I had a label and a po box
and a band and like a date on the books
to start recording.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yes, I think that happens a lot. Like when I
lose a job or I lose something. It puts me
into action mode of like, Okay, fill up that space
that that was taking up, prove to them that I'm
not that I can do things that like it puts
you in action. This is suppressing to me being in
a solid relationship. I don't like it because then I

(34:37):
want to start a band, I want to do things
that are thrilling that like make that I want to
take up kayaking. Well I don't really, but I wish
I was the kind of the person that wanted to.
I want to do those things. So being in a relationship,
I wish I did realize on this trip that Chris
and I have different goals on vacation. We like to
do different things. And I would feel a lot of

(35:00):
guilts when I didn't want to do the things that
he wanted to do, because in my mind, he is thinking,
I want to share these experiences with someone and she's not.
She doesn't like this stuff, and you certainly don't want
to fake it. And because then I was having a
little bit of them, this thing that I used to

(35:21):
have with my mom. It's so funny how our relationships
reflect exactly how we had these same things in our childhood.
My mom used to when she's horrible to shop with
because she can't get out of a store. She'll check
out and then on the way out we would have
to We would literally flank her so that she couldn't
see the racks on the way out, because she would
find something on the way and go, wait, hold, let

(35:42):
me just look at these shorts. Well look at these
Well if this is these are, oh, well, that's like
she Then we couldn't get out of the fucking store.
So I always hated chopping with my mom because it
would take so long. I would be so bored in like.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
The women's casual section, Like it was always just like
boring women's you know, in Lord and Taylor or whatever,
or Value City wherever we would be, and and my
mom always used.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
To be like, all right, Nick, we get it. You
want to go, And I go like I'm not doing anything.
I'm not I'm just standing here like I didn't know
what to do with my body. Two, because I knew
I would make her mad. If I showed that I
was bored, so I wouldn't. I wouldn't ever like complain
about it, because that was not gonna work. My mom
would only get like really mad if you got mad
at her. That didn't solve anything. I tried that obviously

(36:29):
for years. So the next thing would be just wait
it out, just get through it. You know, like she's
looking at racks of clothing, just wait, and so me
just standing there, she'd be like, I get it, Nick,
I just hear the recks, Like, okay, I'm going as
fast as I can. I get it. You're miserable. And
I go, I don't know what I'm doing, Like what,
and she be like your arms are crossed. We get it.

(36:51):
And I'd go like, I don't know how to stand mom,
to let you know that I don't care take your time.
And so I Chris does not have that attitude with
me that my mom used to have of like, we
get it, you're trying to send a bad mood. But
like I fell into that in Jerusalem because I wanted
to leave. I got I was upset that we were
no longer in a section that I could even were.
We were in the women's casual section again, except that

(37:13):
it was the men's casual and you're not allowed to
be there as a woman. I felt like I was
in the wrong section. I didn't want to be there anymore.
I wanted to leave, but I also didn't want him
to sense that I wanted to leave. So I was
trying to do the thing where it's like, what do
you do with your body when you don't care whether

(37:33):
or not you got your boyfriend's looking.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
At postcard would know that he wanted.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
To an impression of someone praying do you ever do that?
Where you go you're so like I remember one time
I really liked this guy and I found out he
had a girlfriend. It was like the second I found
out he had a girlfriend, right, and I had been
waiting and hoping so badly he didn't have one, and
then he says, he says, you know, oh, yeah, we

(38:04):
have a dog, and I was just I mean, I
had had a crush on this guy for weeks and
I had not asked him anything about his personal life
because I did not want to know that he had
a girlfriend, which I thought he probably had. But like,
I could live in this denial area where it was
like I could still I can't fantasize at night about
this guy anymore if he has a girlfriend. But my
best part of my life at that time in my

(38:24):
life was going to sleep because I would just fantasize
about us being together. So it was he was going
to steal if he had a girlfriend. It was going
to steal the hope and the fantasy. And he says,
we have a dog. So I've told this on this
podcast before, but he says, we yeah, we have a dog,
and I'm you know, I have a joke about it.
But I was like, please live in a group home
or with your mom or like some kind of like

(38:45):
maybe this is an insane asylum where you guys have
like a dog at the you know, front desk or
something anything other than a girlfriend. And of course he
goes through his phone and he's like and we're in
a group of people and he hands me the phone
to see his dog, and I had to call search
the recesses of my brain to go how does one

(39:05):
respond to seeing a girlfriend of if like Brian Franjie
were to show me this is my girlfriend and my dog,
how would I act right if I wasn't in love
secretly in love with this person.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Like, and I couldn't shit fo.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, it's like, oh god damn it. And that's exactly
what am I gonna jug off to tonight. Yeah that's
a classic girlfriend dog response. But I just remember getting
the phone and just goingh like I need who doesn't
say something when you see someone's dog for the first time,

(39:45):
someone who you've been like cordial with for a while.
I wanted to say nice dog, but me and his girlfriend.
When I said it, that would have been my like,
that would have been a win for me to be like,
oh my god, what a cute dog and be talking
about the girl like I know it's in my head.
It's like when I'm someone's rude to me at Starbar
and I go have a good one and they don't
know that I mean death.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
May you're just really honest.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I'm a bad liar. Who's that Billie Eilish song? Yeah?
Maybe I am. I I definitely know I'm a bad liar.
Oh my eyes darted around all over the place. I
start like getting sweat my asshole Titans, I can't suck
up any dead water. Yeah, I'm not a good liar.

(40:30):
I don't think I'm what a great quality to happen.
I like that. I can't lie. I just get quiet.
And that's why I didn't say anything. I was just like, oh,
but I just remember this, like and that was what
I was trying to do in Jerusalem, was like how
does one stand when they're okay being somewhere? And I
couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I was just Chris quickly got the memo of like, Okay,
we can go. I was like, no, no, no, we
can keep It's fine, and like it's like I'm lying, no,
I want to go, babe, I want to go. But
I did feel I did feel like, Noah, you had
a little that you said, maybe don't want to get
into it on your trip of like maybe AVI could
be having a better time with someone else.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Yeah, someone who can like hike fourteen miles with him
and then camp for three days and then go back up.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
But what would you tell me about this circumstance of like,
I want I feel like Chris wants a better travel
companion than I can give him. Because he never said that,
by the way, never once indicated it. He if I
ever wanted to stay in he would be fine with it.
But there's only so much of that that someone can take,

(41:38):
and then eventually they want a divorce even though we're
not married, and that's my fear.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
So this is something that Aviy and I had a
conversation about also as we like did a deep briefing
of our trip, and you just, first of all, you
learn as you go, So you have these trips and
you realize how you each like to travel, and then
you just have to like meet in the middle. I
told him, I never going to be like your friend
Mike and go hiking with you for like five days

(42:04):
and come out looking like we've been like bush whacked
or something like. It's just it's just not gonna happen.
I'm not gonna it's.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Also not gonna suck your dick at a court, yeah
exactly with him exactly. You're not gonna give you a
handy when you go back to the hotel. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
So yeah, so we just have to like meet in
the middle. And you know, he has even though he
denies that he had any expectations of what we were
going to do, he kind of did and we weren't
able to do what he was expecting. And you know,
both of us, we just have to like take ownership
of you know, where I get frustrated and I don't

(42:44):
want to you know, I just kind of like huff
and puff and don't want to do something. I have
to be a little bit more open and he has
to not put these expectations on me. And you know,
the more I realize is like he can have trips
with his guy friends or his friends and do all
these things and be happy in that way, and we
can have our trips where we both bond and have
a good time in our own way, where there's no

(43:05):
imposition of expectations on each other.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
That's a nice, a nice compromise because I feel like
I always just want to give in to what he
wants to do, and then that's not gonna be fun
because I'm going to end up building resentment. But I
also feel like if I always do what I do
and I don't give it's like I'm not always going

(43:28):
to give into what he does. I do say, hey, babe,
I can't do this anymore. I'm going to go back.
I like to I need a nap before the show.
But I do feel like I miss out on certain things,
and I feel like enough of those things add up
that he'll start building resentment. But guess what, it's none
of my fucking business if he does, and he can
tell me if he does, and if he doesn't tell me,
then that's you know, then that's also his business. Like

(43:50):
I can't control what he feels, and I can't jump
to conclusions about how he is feeling.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
What you're doing is much better than the alternative, which
is a lot of people will just become their partner
and all of a sudden they're like, I love hiking.
I hike all the time. I mean, you have all
these new clothes and stuff. Then you break up and
you never hike again. Yeah, it's like what happened to
the hiking? And it's like, oh uh, I guess I
just got over it.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I still did things, a lot of things I didn't
want to do. Let me just say, because I know,
because I want to be the type of person who
does want to walk around Vienna, and this is your part.
You're showing you stuff. Do you regret doing a lot
of those things? No, no, I don't because he did
show me a lot of cool things. But I still
don't get the allure of travel. I still don't get it.

(44:38):
I don't you see one old building. You kind of
seen them all, like you've seen one cathedral, or like
I think virtual reality headsets are going to really open
up a world to me that is going to accomplish
exactly what I feel like in all these places, which
is like I just see something with my eyes. I
don't have anything tangible from it that I can remember

(45:00):
or reflect on. I just get to this is just
bragging rights, and it feels as pointless as I do
believe sports are. Because sports, I also feel like god sports, Yeah,
well I get listen. I'm jealous that people want to
travel and love traveling. I wish I felt this way
about it, But I feel the same way about sports.
I wish that I got excited about a World Series

(45:22):
that I know in next season is going to mean
nothing anymore, and it's just going to be It's going
to be forgotten, and now all that matters is this moment,
and when they fail in this moment, everyone's going to
be mad at them and not even give a shit
about what they accomplished before.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
You know, like life is that life.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
To fly places and stay, spend twenty hours on a
plane and go through customs and lug luggage and wait
for luggage and exchange money and have to figure out
the rates and go eat foods that you don't really
like and have to drink you don't that doesn't taste
the same as the Starbucks where you like and the
Starbucks that you like. Like, these are the things that

(46:06):
I lab Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Well you're gonna have are your memories and people. You
got it. You gotta just unless you have Alzheimer's.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Remember, best memories are laughing with friends in a sedentary position.
It's my best memories, our dinners and laughs. What was
your aunt.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Of the last two weeks' great? What are some visions
in your head that pass through when you think of
the last two weeks in Europe and beyond?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Getting to go to bed at night. Yeah, I love
that and having the day be done. That's always what
I look forward to. The walk to the car. Noah
said it before, like the hike is the best. It
was that you know what the best part of the
hike is when you see your car, Like I like
seeing my bed, that going back to my hotel with
my boyfriend, getting to sleep in a bed next to him,

(46:55):
getting to be on our phones and look at all
the things that happened on Reddit that day and laugh
with each other and go hey, like did you see this,
and then hold up my phone and Chris kind of
looks at it and it's like like that's Those are
my favorite things. The nice hotels, the and then eating
all the meals I had. Chris and I had a
really good meal in Tel Aviv. Anya and I had

(47:15):
some really just getting coffee with Anya or tea with Anya,
like having girl talks. Getting the massages, even though that
was not that comfortable. The massages that we got in
where uh hell sink Stockholm, hell Sinky, yes, hell Sinky,
heaven floaty, that was my life.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
The best massage was the Fue massage in Amsterdam in
a row God.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
It was amazing Tibetan massage and that was so good.
It's like I've had the best. I can't go back.
And then we go we them were like we're getting
messages everywhere we go. We go to Helsinki and these
Thai women.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Put us in our room together and then I want to.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Put massage because I do not want to be intimate.
I just like feet. I don't want to get totally undressed.
I don't want them touching my whole body. I realize
I have good, like traumatic response to a full body massage.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I don't like you should as you should, as you shut.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
No, I don't know that I should. I don't know
what the fuck happened to me, but I just do not.
I feel deeply uncomfortable the whole time. Sometimes I fall
asleep and I wake up and I'm like startled that
someone's touching me. And then I'm like, oh, I just
slept through so much of the money I spent, and
I didn't even feel how good that felt. Then I
start feeling guilt, and then they start beating you up
at the end, just they're just so mad at you.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
And they let her take your clothes off, and you
didn't let her massage your hair, which is your phobia.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You were like no hair, no hair, no hair, and
then she They always laugh when I say no hair,
and then no head, no head. But they definitely were
doing some stuff to me I did not care for.
I didn't like that massage, and I'm a pushover.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I let them take all my clothes off. The next
thing I know, I'm like, okay, fine, and then I'm
right next to my best friend, completely naked and a
tie woman is grabbing both arms behind my body. I'm
on my stomach, I'm three feet above Nikki naked as
a jayber, and I'm just like, I don't want this.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh, I would never mind being naked around you. Are
you honest like that? Well, I've never seen you naked.
I don't, Yes, you have, but I don't want. I
shall just be like greased up and nude like.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
And then she drives me and then pulls me up again,
and I'm like ah, and I'm like in a gross position,
like completely naked. I might as well be hovering over
Nikki's body completely naked. That's how close I was.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
You didn't see that? No, I was just like, please, please,
letter be asleep. Oh I wasn't the whole time. I'm
just fuming because this massage is so light and so fast,
fast and light, the.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Fucking athletic and naked and painful.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Wasn't she like rubbing her vagina on your like heel?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, she starts and she's like, take off your clothes
and then her entire vulva is on my heel.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I think I would have liked that. It was more
giving me mine was just light and fast, too fast,
and I just kept I thought she was warming me up,
because you know sometimes when they're doing a massage, they
warm you up, and so they just do it like
fast and light. And then the warm up was like
fifteen and it's like, oh no. She then she switches
legs and I'm like, maybe she's warming the other other
one up too, and then she'll go back to that

(50:32):
one I know that was. Do you know why I
think they hit you because they hate you because I'm
a dumb white bitch that's coming in and they don't
want to be doing this. I don't think most people
working and maybe I'm wrong. This is another way I
can get canceled on this podcast today about racial insensitivity.
But I do believe most people working at Chinese and

(50:54):
Time massage places, it's a family business and they're kind
of like, not it's not their passion to miss people,
you know what I mean? But you know what's worse
than someone who's it's not their passion to massage someone
who is it is their passion to massage. That bugs
me too. I've gone to a lot of white men
whose passion is massage, and it does not feel comfortable.

(51:15):
I do not like that either. That gets too sensual.
One guy made me I told you. I think I
told HI about this. In Saint Louis, I went to
a guy and he made me do a post mortem
about the massage. After I got dressed, he came back
in and was like, now you, I wanted you to
think about while you're getting dressed what you liked and
what you didn't like, and I really want some feedback.
And I'm like, I want to get the fuck out

(51:35):
of here because I didn't like any of it, and
I'm gonna have to come up with a lie for
you about what you can what I did like, it
was terrible.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I was supposed to be a relaxing massage.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I should have told him the feedback. Yes, it was
supposed to be amazing, like an expensive massage too. I
mean this guy was a white guy that went to scan.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I just wasn't a family business relaxing then giving someone
feedback on their work.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Oh my god. And I'm not let me just say,
I don't think everyone that works in a a Asian
massage like a family run, like a massage place where
you go in in everyone's Asian. I don't think all
of those people are indentured servants, but I think some
of them are, and I don't think they all want
to be doing it, and I could be wrong, but
do you ever get that sense on you?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Which is why I like to tip a lot.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yes, Okay, we gotta go to break, but let's do
redd it dump when we come back. And I'm wondering
if I have anything else to say that will could
get this podcast canceled. Well, well, cher, I'll come up
with something. We'll be right back after this, all right,
so let's do redd it dump before we get into

(52:39):
that succession finale.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I can't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I won't say anything. Okay, almost anything, can I just
I'm gonna for myself. So you haven't watched it behind, okay, well,
I will not say anything, but this is not This
will not be a spoiler. We didn't need the spoiler.
Horn take it back, okay, thank you. It's like, yeah,

(53:09):
it was great. I will say that I am Satis five,
to quote d from Clueless, I am Satis five. And
I will also say that I could. I didn't get
to watch it live when I was in Israel. I tried,
it didn't work, and I had. I watched as soon

(53:31):
as I landed in Newark with Chris, and we on
our layover, we went through had to you know, get
our bags, recheck them. I got clear, so I just
zipped through. Chris has to get in the TSA line.
He doesn't even have TSA pre it didn't print on
his things. So he's in the line for an hour.
All we're looking forward to. All we want to do
is watch is. We can't wait because we have three
our late layover, so we're watching it at Gate seventy

(53:54):
one in Newark and we're just like and then we
had to board our flight and then we watched the
last of it on the plane home, and it was
what it's it was. It was awesome and I loved it.
And I have read like a million things about it
since then, and it's become kind of my whole, you know,
purpose in life is dissecting it. And yeah, and I

(54:18):
just I I saw a lot of theories about how
the show would end. One in particular, a bestie set
me and you didn't see that, did you want YOUA?
I didn't show you that one? Now, Okay, I want
to just say that one was right on the money.
Good job to that person who sent me that theory, and.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
The best acting ever stuck the landing. The whole series
stuck the landing.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I would say that. And you know, it was funny
because I was reading if you watch Succession, you watch
Game of Thrones, and there was this meme that was
really funny that was like if it's if we know
HBO how they end their you know best series, And
it showed that Greg, who's this kind of ridiculous character,
was obviously going to become the king because didn't that
isn't that how a Game of Thrones ended?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Is this a spoiler alert?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
No, I'm not. You think I'm not stupid. No, okay,
I'm not. I'm not kidding. But Greg is certainly not
the king.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Oh oh, because I've heard that theory.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Okay, No, that's for people who don't know what they're
talking about. There's no way Craig could become the king.
There's no way. But if they were, that was kind
of a joke circulating of like they've they've botched it
so bad on the Game of Thrones.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
No. Yes, if Succession ended like Game of Thrones, then
the main had to come back from the dead. You
would have set the whole town on fire and then
all the characters that you thought were good would start
having sex with each other then die in a collapsed wall.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Wait were you when it.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Ended? Did you worry? Were you like.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Ready to just turn off the TV? Or were you like,
I guess I'm going to see this through, like and
it was this And it wasn't just the last episode.
I mean I think the whole last two seasons from
what Greg from what Chris says, were so bad that
it was like everyone couldn't believe it.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
It's you know what. I was just rushed. And I
blame you know, Bennieff and Weiss, the co showrunners and
co creators, because rat they they didn't want to do
it anymore. They were like, we can wrap this up
in twelve episodes, and it's like, what the fuck are
you talking about. You've got two entire books to get through.
You can't wrap it up in twelve episodes. But rather
than do what people with other franchises do, which is

(56:23):
just say, you know what, I'm gonna hand this off
to other showrunners and they can do it for as
long as they want, they were like, we're gonna wrap
it up ourselves, and I mean, I just I feel
like if they handed it off, it could have gone
for another five seasons and instead of it being rushed
and all the characters undermined and ending with a stupid
conflagration of nonsense, it would have been good. It could

(56:45):
also become like Walking Dead, where it went on for
way too long and then like the later seasons were shit.
But I do feel like it had a better chance
of succeeding because Benieff and Weiss were like, we're gonna
go do Star Wars now, we don't want to do
more Game of runs.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
All the actors. The actors didn't want to do it
anymore either, Like the.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Fuck, why would you not want to do this show
that is like the best show because it's I guess
it's a lot of work, and it's a lot of
cold and in a lot of makeup, and like in
these really weird locations, like in Russia and like just
being not that Russia's weird, but like here we go again,
but like just being in places far from their family,
like on the like shooting of show sucks kind.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Of a lot of imagine you do it for ten
years in the.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Dark, I mean lead coffee cup on set and it's
the biggest fucking plot line the whole show. But no
succession ended perfectly. My only thing is I'm going through
a morning period of my favorite thing that I've had
this year is gone away, and I need a new thing.
And on the girl's chat, they're like, I love the
show made, I'm just doing a Carlisle Maid was so good.

(57:46):
There's no show on Netflix that will replace this for me.
So if you have any ideas of a book, the
books are the only thing that will do do what
this show did to me in terms of like how
immersed I got in it. Maybe the show Six Feet
Up Under, maybe The Wire. I know the shows that
I could get into that would give me the same
kind of thrill I already did mad Men. I'm probably
going to start that again. Let me just say Gemstones,

(58:08):
that's coming back.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
I think you'd like the Americans.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah, maybe the Americans.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Really well done.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I watched The Whale okay on the way home.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I can't believe it. I thought you'd never watch that.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Well, Chris and I. Chris gave me two options, Grand
Budapest Hotel or The Whale, and I want to do
the choice, Sofa's choice because.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
The whole movie the Grand Budapest Hotel.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I saw it.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I didn't understand a single.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Thing, really, in a lot of circumstances, not a single thing.
I didn't either. I watched it.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I didn't understand a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Glad that Yeah, I don't know. Maybe he's Dog's one.
I saw the dog cartoon.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
It's Wes Anderson.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, yeah, it is twenty fourteen film twenty fourteen that
could have been known last was it just a second ago?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Okay, I'm confusing it. Sorry, I'm confusing it with the
one in France or something.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I really fucked up. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
The whale.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
The whale sucks. It sucked every I would rather watch
Free Willie. How is Brendan Fraser's performance great? Amazing? Right, Okay,
he's great, but this movie is not Oscar worthy. Give
me a fucking break. He's choking on a HOGI every three,

(59:45):
he's pounding his chest, he's wheezing. It is porn for
people who like, like hate fat people. And Lindy West
wrote an amazing piece that I've obviously been inspired by
and have watched this with a discerning eye. But Lindy
West is fat activist and she's incredible, a great writer.

(01:00:06):
But she hated the movie. And I read her piece
before I saw it, and I already read everything about
it that hated it, So I was already set up
to hate this. But it was an eye roll fiesta.
It was just it was just fat gore Like it
was just like anyone who just wants to believe that
fat people are just so disgusting. Like it was just

(01:00:27):
it didn't deal with it as a addiction, which it
clearly is as much as I wanted it to. Everyone's
just mad at him the whole time. It was a
cheap movie to make because he doesn't leave his home.
It never leaves a home. There were some interesting like
characters that appeared, and like the I'm just tired of
the plotline of the Braddy daughter. Can we please give

(01:00:47):
this up? Of like the daughter who's just like no, dad,
you suck and like I'm not doing that fuck you,
like I can't anymore. Just how about we get a
cooperative daughter, a daughter who are all teenage daughters like this,
I mean, the must be I was kind of county
when I was like that, but it's not interesting anymore.
And also like I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Guess get it. You don't want to watch me eat
my sandwiches anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, I feel like it's me being fat phobic. That
is not the case here. I thought it was. I
thought it was mean spirited. I thought it it didn't
get into like the I just it just didn't do.
Episodes of Intervention or My six hundred Pound Life are
much more interesting than the show if you really want

(01:01:30):
to know what the pain of like the fat person's
you know, the person who's about to die from being fat.
Existence is like it's just like this was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
So is this just a thing that brought Brendan Frasier
back or is there something?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Yes, No, I think it was this The Affair kind
of started his career back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
He was really great in the Affair. He's amazing. Every
performance was great in this except the woman that was
his friend who was just like mad all the time,
just like stumping around.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
It was just if you've seen it, you'll know what
I'm talking about. She's just like stop doing that, don't
don't eat that, don't do that. Oh fuck you get
out of here. Like she's just mad all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
There and Darnarnofsky that one movie he did, The Mother
where they like crack a baby in half of the ending,
it's just like it was awful. I mean that that
movie was actually interesting, but it ends it's the same movie.
It really is kind of the same movie. Okay, final thought,
Let's get to reddit dump. This is your redit dump.

(01:02:33):
Alrighty Okay, I saved some good stuff. Let's get to it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Um.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Okay. This is from ask Reddit. It says, what are
some girl secrets guys don't know about?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
What are some girls secrets that guys don't know about? Okay?
Someone said, selecting the right tampon is a gamble every time.
Too small for the flow and you can feel it.
Try to fall out as you walk because it's heavy.
Two big for the flow, and you'll be faced with
pulling out a particularly dry wad. Oh so painful. Yeah,
that's a girl's secret for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Sure, But that guys don't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
You don't know about that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I guess I don't. I don't don't. Yeah, I don't
know about that. No, how to do that? Guys would
love to know or something. It's just the guys have
no idea about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah, I guess that's that's it. Yeah, girls, secrets like
just things that are happening in our bodies and our
hearts and our pussies that you have no clue about
how to do a silent fart. I mean everyone should
be able to figure that one out. But you found
that out way too.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Late, right, No, No, I've I know how to do
those since I was doing those your whole life, probably
well maybe like in my teens. I was like, oh, amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, yeah, they don't always work that way because sometimes
your asshole is like, nope, yeah, this is an inside job.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I took a forty week seminar, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
You know you know what it is, right Brian, you
just pull your.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Oh sure, sure, yeah, I guess not that that is
a secret.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I think men don't know how men how often women
are getting something done to their face.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
But I don't know if that's a secret.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
But I think many more women are doing many more
things than you have any idea about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Same with makeup. Just go google Blake Lively's notes. Everyone
just do that, because I'm so tired of her being
like lauded as the just natural beauty. Just see what's
what's happened throughout the years, and and and don't ever
compare anyone to her, because they're all, Yeah, I think

(01:04:38):
that's another thing. And I'm not outing her. It's a
very clear nose job. I see those jobs everywhere I can.
I'm so good at spotting them now, you guess, because yeah,
I think I'm gonna get one pretty soon. I just
love them. I think they're I think they're like, I'm
starting to look at them like a cool haircut. Like

(01:04:59):
that's how shame it should be. It shouldn't be something
that shameful. You want to fix your fucking nose because
you want to look better. Why is it okay to
wear makeup to look better? Why is it okay to
cut your hair to look better? Why is it okay
to get your roots done to look better? But it's
somehow you have to lie about having a nose job.
I'm not gonna lie about mine, because you will be
able to tell. I didn't like how Jennifer Gray lost
her whole career because she got a nose job, because
everyone was so mad at her and disappointed, and it

(01:05:23):
was almost like it wasn't because she wasn't cute anymore
or a good actress. Anymore, or we liked you so
much better when you looked like this. It was honestly
like we're gonna punish you because we know you've done
something that's vain.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Yeah, it's a different time now. I feel like people
wouldn't care at all. It would reward her, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
The thing was that it made her look unique, and
then when she did the nose job, she no longer
had the unique look that the people were looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Yeah, maybe that's it, but I really feel like it
was a shame based like ostracization because it was so
obvious she did and everyone else does. Very ain't work. Okay,
this is one for Anya. This girl said, our vaginas
are so acidic they can bleach underwear. A lot of
girls who own black panties will know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Oh, I've never bleached way before. I don't think mine
bleach is it? But maybe I'm just not noticing. I
know that, Like when I do those boric acid suppository
here's a secret. Women sometimes use these boric acid suppositories
that are great if you're prone to yeast infections, are
you know, just to have that not so fresh feeling.

(01:06:32):
And there's a great company that makes them and when
I have used those and then I wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
I've never told me about this. Oh, I've never heard
of a boor because you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Have yeast, you're not prone to that stuff. But I
would tell you in a heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
If you had a East infection. Okay, so you do.
You've wrote up them myself. I've never even heard you
tell other like we've been in conversations. Yes, and then
I talk about it a lot. Okay, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Boric acid suppositories they kill them fast. They kill a
East infection fast and just clear things up. If you're
feeling weird anyway in the morning, however, the suppository will have,
like you know, come apart. And boric acid, by the way,
is fatal if you ingest it orally just saying don't
let your dogs or kiss or anything like near your underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Go down on you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
It will disintegrate your underwear the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
That's what I learned. I was like, why do I
underwear have holes in the crotch, And it's because of that. Yeah,
the word acid might have given that away. Okay, if
you have long hair, you will deaf be pulling hair
out of your butt crack after you shall oh okay, Oh,
that happens all the time. You found like a long hair.
Sometimes it like does a tournique around my clit, like

(01:07:41):
it's like it's spun around it, and I like tug
a hair and it'll like tug my vagina. Okay, this
is another one, no clue. When our periods end, we
often just kind of go fuck it, I'm done with
this and decide it's done when it's about to end.
That's really funny. We do do that. There's no like
you don't get like something a seed doesn't pop in fallout,
you go it's over a flag that would be up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
There's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
It just you just kind of you take a gamble.
You you almost just hope it's over, and so you
you send a message to your vagina like we're done
by going I'm gonna free ball it. Yeah, nothing, just
to send a message like we're done, like to almost
will it. And then you ruin your underwear and then
a day and a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Half later it's like, JK, here's a little pink spotty.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Oh yeah, it comes back. We sometimes get a random
pain in the boob and wonder if we're getting a
heart attack. I think that's like a pain in my heart.
I don't get it. I get it in my heart
where you like have to freeze because you're like, if
I move again, it's gonna do it. That's a man thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Yeah, okay, it must be a harm.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Nothing or it's heartburn, it's pectorals, a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Okay. This is one from me I R L. And
it says does that sense for in real life? It
says people who keep their phone silent twenty four to
seven are so done with life. It's like a meme
that says that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Who what do you mean by we're done with life?

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
We're a lie phone silent I'm fighting tooth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I don't need any alert on my phone because it's
in my hand all the fucking time. I don't need it.
That is why it's not in it, I would like
to say, because I don't want to be bothered by it.
And I have it on focus mode a lot because
I or silent mode because I don't want to be
bothered by it while it's in my hand or while
I'm like watching a video on it. Someone who's better

(01:09:48):
than me of like, reads books a lot, not on
their phone. All my books are on my phone. Okay,
men have read it. What is the some thing women
hate about their bodies that you actually love?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Bestie sent me this to share because she was like,
maybe this would be good for other people to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Wait, men are asking what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
This is for asking? This is asking men. Men have
read it. What is something that women hate about their
bodies that you actually love?

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Okay, this guy wrote a fucking oh you do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Okay, they're asses, their tits, they're vaginas.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Jennifer Gray's nose, Blake Lively's old nose.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Okay. Uh, this guy goes this. These are all guys.
This reminds me kind of guys who like wear shirts
that say feminist af and like try to get laid
by liking things that women feel bad about themselves about.
I actually love a women's arm fit hair. It's like
fucking sexy give But then there are guys that like it,

(01:10:51):
so like I can't judge them like like it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I like it, but don't go broadcasting it because you
want to get some poon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Well, let me just say, this girl asked, So this
isn't asking. Okay. This guy said, everything that has to
do with getting older, oh, give me a fucking break.
When my wife and I got married, we were obviously
younger in our twenties, although never thin, I was more slender.
My wife five nine has legs for days and just
a bang and body. Now I'm not as thin, same
as her. We have two kids, blah blah blah whatever,
he says. She has more of a tummy now, bigger boobs,

(01:11:20):
maybe doesn't shave like she used to, or where it
can be lingerie outfits randomly, But I wouldn't trade it
for the world. We've grown older together and I honestly
couldn't find anything in this world that still turns me
on as a certain way. My wife runs her fingers
down my back or how she looked naked, and it's
because she's mine. Not in a positive, possessive, sexist way.
But I'm the luckiest guy in the world that this
beautiful woman wants to spend the rest of her life
with me and have sex with me. Hopefully this isn't

(01:11:42):
too long winded. It kind of was, but it is sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
But I'm also just looking.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
You're right, I know, And he's hoping his wife like
stumbles upon this and she's like, is this you are
you okay, jackpot or My ex girlfriend always complained, this
is a different guy. My ex girlfriend always complained about
the size of her cheeks and how she looked like Quako,
a character from an old Mexican TV series. For me,
she looked gorgeous. I love to kiss and caress her

(01:12:10):
cute round face.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
That's sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
That's uneven. Breast adds character and makes paying attention to
each one a separate adventure.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
That guy's a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I think my wife was very self conscious about her
inverted nipples, but I adore them. Someone says, it's you
feel better. I have one, one of each Indian and Audi,
and it makes me so self conscious. Same my kids.
I've never heard of it either, but apparently it's a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
An inverted nipple.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Yes, I have one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
It's nothing big. I didn't even know I had it
until like three years ago, and then a doctor was like,
have you always had this?

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
I'm like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
It just looks like a finger if you took your
fingernail and pressed it hard into your nipple. That's what
it looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
It just looks like one has a nipple. But you
never noticed that. I never noticed that, Like that it
was different than the other.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Yeah, I never noticed it. Literally just looks like if
you took your thumb and pressed it for thirty seconds
into your nipple, Like would you even notice that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
And it's like that all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Yeah, my nipples like stick out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Okay, perfect pussy and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
No I don't have a perfect pussy and I don't
have perfect nibbles. But I'm just saying, like, I don't
understand what it. Inverted nipple looks like I should google
one hold on list Okay, inverted.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
But they're going to show you the most extreme one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Right right, I'm all all on extreme and in my mind, okay,
I see it looks like a belly button kind of
what's the one?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Is it the first one you're looking at?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Oh? Okay, okay, yes, there's one of top doctors that
looks like it would it's not too extreme.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah, wait, this doesn't look like mine. No, these are intense.
Mine is just a very slight literally like if you
took your nail and just put it in there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I don't even think Matt would notice. So you never
noticed that it was than the other one. You will
never notice that, okay, okay, well then great, cellulate. Someone said, Cellulate,
I don't give a fuck what kind of phone she got?

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
What oun sell you? He's gotta sell sell you light.
I don't give a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I hate that guy. But also Cellulate, do you guys
care about cellulate? I think they. I think they do.
I don't think. I don't think it's the greatest looking thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
But it's not there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
I guess exactly. It's not. It's you want to one, right.
I mean, I'm sure it is to some people, but
I don't think it's like gonna make you leave your
wife if she did. I don't think it's the biggest deal.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Harry Pitts and cellulite and missed the line breasts.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Someone said, I love sleepy, set back bedroom eyes, and
I love boyish clothes on girls so hot. I also
like when a woman has a deeper voice. God, it's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
My wife's boob. She hates them with the passion. I
cannot figure out why they are perfect. Okay, so oh,
it's just a bunch I'm trying to think of. I
will say the boyish clothes thing, it's all I want
to wear is boy clothes. I don't I want to
wear clothes that fit comfortably, don't constantly make me feel fat.
Being a girl and wearing jeans is hell, Okay, why

(01:15:16):
do we always feel fat? Because jeans are styled to
be tight on us that is the style and it's
not always the style. And I know men are like, well,
why don't you wear more comfortably because they're not as
attractive as they're more comfortable. They're not the style that
are in. Jeans are supposed to be snug, So if
you gain a pound, you feel fat because the jeans,
the jeans are supposed to Like when I go to
my stylist, jeans are supposed to be hard to get into.

(01:15:38):
You're supposed to have to like, hop that's like a
feet jean that fits, so when it doesn't fit, if
you just have a little water weight or something. That's
why women constantly feel fat. It's because all your clothes
are so goddamn tight and men have a little bit,
they have so much more room. And I've been more
wearing baggy or stuff lately. And Chris got me a sweat.
Chris Like, the best thing I've done is tell Chris, like,

(01:16:00):
will you go find me like a shirt that you
think would look good on me? And then he goes
shopping and I get a new shirt, and he's excited
about it, and he tries to buy stuff that I'll like,
so he buys them bigger, and so then I get
to wear bigger clothes, clothes that are probably less attractive
to my boyfriend because they are bigger, because they're more

(01:16:20):
like boy clothes, But because he bought them, he is
attracted to me in it, when when maybe never really the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Opposite I think. I mean, I I do think that
a tight jean looks good, but I really like a
baggy casual girl. Oh do you really do? And I
love when I can see her armfit hair.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
No, I get t shirt also.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
What Oh yeah, he is right and it's tight as hell. Wait, Noah,
you said recently on a girl. I don't know where
it was, but you said that. You were like, I
don't know how to dress anymore. You were talking about that.
It was so funny to me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
I don't know how to I don't Aviy and I
we do this totally subconsciously. When we don't see each
other in the morning getting ready, we end up wearing
the same exact things.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Exact the exactually works. We both go shopping at ARII
now from all clothes. Yes, it's it is confusing when
you are on the precipice of forty, you're like, you
can't do things. You do need to start changing, Like
I am getting ready for a total wardrobe overhaul of

(01:17:30):
like no more, and all I really want to wear
is Lulu Lemon. I mean, it's really all that feels
comfortable you switch to. It's just it doesn't look as
good as a put together outfit. But I'm feeling I'm
feeling just as confounded by like what is cute? And
do I care about what's cute? Am I wearing cute stuff?
Who am I trying to win over? When I look cute?

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
My mom?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
I like my mom to go you look cute? I
do like that, but like, what else does that get me?

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I don't. I'm not trying to get late anymore. I
don't even want, you know, like I do like when
Chris thinks I look cute, so sometimes I dress up
for him. But what is more disappointing than when you
dress up and the person you're dressing up board doesn't
say anything. Maybe nothing in the whole world feels that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
So I don't even like to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Which I'll probably have on Thursday. But yes, it's that
is the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Our experiment I did recently was I thought, I'll just
wear a half shirt and see if I can get
Math's attention. And I did put on like a little
I never wear half shirts or skimpy tops.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
That I did this one day, and I was like,
that's all it took.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Like I walked downstairs and he immediately like starts pawing
me or what God, my nose is running so bad.
I'm so sorry. Yeah snot coming out of my nose
as I'm telling you a story about how sexy I looked.
Then he like completely got into me, and I was like, oh,
it's that easy, so I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I were sometimes I just my favorite trick is to
come out wearing like something new and then and just
be casual, like just take out a tit and just
tuck up the tuck up your shirt so that it's
like your tit is hanging out. We'll just open in
the air or like pull it down, pull your tank
top down so it's just like exposed, and then just
have a normal conversation and wait until they see it.

(01:19:15):
It's almost this trend that's going on where there's like
a girl will show her mom her phone and she
has like baby hands and she's like tapping it and
the mom like doesn't see the little and she assert
it out. All right, guys, let's go. This is the
end of the podcast. Thank you so much for listening.
Anya feel better, simple and yeah, great show. We'll see

(01:19:35):
you tomorrow on the podcast. On my birthday is when
it will air. Let's not make a big deal out
of everyone. Yeah, it's not a big deal. It's get
It's just another time around the fucking sun or the globe.
I don't know which one it is. Thank you for
listening to the show. Uh Dopeka, and just wear boy clothes.

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