#365 Nikki's Deepfakes, Problematic Take on Louis Ck's Comedy & Girl Date with Esther Povitsky

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nick Agliser Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nick Glaser, here's Nikky. Hello here, I am welcome to
the show.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's Nicky Glazer podcast, coming at you live from California,
where three out of four of us are.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do I hear it's on the airplane an airplane mode.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's probably outside my window. I'm in Studio City, twenty
minutes from Burbank Airport, forty minutes from Lax where they're
striking today.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, they're striking at Lax.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh. Yeah, workers in LA are striking today. This is
the new thing. All workers LA workers are striking, and
I believe it's.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Sweet all workers in LA.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I can read it to you, but I do not
know for sure.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think LA. You work for the United States Postal Service. Yes,
your shirt.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, I can tell you this. The United States Postal Service.
For those of you not watching on YouTube, which is most.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Of you, definitively, the United States Postal Service will be
delivering the mail today. You will get your packages, your
birth control, your everything you need.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I know that the UH, the Union of Flight Attendants,
did strike with the writers and actors this week, but
they were not working. But yeah, the La City workers
stage one day strike impacting services. Thousands of city workers
in Los Angeles are taking part in a one day
strike to bring attention to what they describe as unfair

(01:39):
labor practices and the city's failure to bargain in good faith.
So that means that, uh, let's see who who is there.
It's gonna traffic services such as, oh, no parking enforcement.
That means you can park wherever the fuck you want
today and you will not get a ticket. Public public
swimming pools closed, there will be no trash pick up.

(02:01):
It's just going to be delayed one day. If you
call three one one, yeah, three one one, they're not
going to pick up. Oh what a change. Police, fire, paramedics,
they're not affected.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
By It's like to call three one one. But I'm
guessing when I called nine one one in my own
city of Saint Louis, it was a busy signal, which
I haven't heard since.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You serious beep d D.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm like, I really haven't heard that since nineteen ninety
four when I was calling Kirsten Florman and her dad
was on the phone or something like. You don't hear
busy signals anymore except on nine.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
One one.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're in Detroit. There, you just can't get into it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Rings and rings and rings.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
And why were you calling nine one one?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, in Saint Louis, I accidentally called. I think I
might have these backwards. But there was one time I
called because of a traffic collision somewhere. I think that
was in Detroit. Yeah, we witnessed a traffic incident where
a car was just zooming down the highway at like
one hundred miles an hour, and then we heard a
crash ahead of us right on you.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, I think you were with Andrew and you guys
both tried to get through and then we were there.
You guys were writing rose jokes for Detroit, and she
was like, oh, one of the statistics is that it's
the hardest city to get connected with my weight time.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, And I experienced it.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
And then the other time I accidentally, you know, on
your phone and you like press a certain button, it'll
like start calling the emergency when you press nine to
one one and then send.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
When you hit the button a few too many times.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, so I think that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I accidentally did that and it was a bit
and I was just like oh, I got a calling
nine one one, and then it started being busy signal
and I was like, that's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
And then you know.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Sometimes when you're on your phone and like, uh, it
like texts your ex girlfriend like a bunch of times
at o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, and you're like, what know. I accidentally facetimed.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Someone the other day and it was humiliating because it
was someone whose number was being given to me from
another person, and so I like it, and it just
started FaceTime videoing them from my car, humiliating. I was
hoping they didn't have my number saved. I don't think
they did. They were probably just like that's a weird
number coming. So but man, if it was someone that

(04:14):
I had known, it was me, what do you do?
I mean, you just text and go sorry, that was
a mistake. I would say. I'm going to actually say
that whenever I get a FaceTime from someone, I think
I think most of ninety percent of the time it
is a mistake and it should be because that is
an aggressive move. And I'm not the first to say this.
This is like very memorable. Everyone knows facetiming is weird. Yeah,

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it's not right and you need to warn the person.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
And it's astag act. Yeah, did you know do I
have anyone in your life does it?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
There's two people, two groups of people in your life
that can FaceTime at will without incident, and that is
your significant other if they want, or a family member
like my brother facetimes me all the over, calling me
all the time because he wants to show me my
niece I like playing in like and you gotta film

(05:07):
them and then you know. So Other than that, though
it's pretty crazy. Sometimes I do get a stray FaceTime
from a friend or something.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, just start having a bipolar episode.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's like when I get a friend who my friends
who do FaceTime me they struggle with bipolar disorder. And
I'm not judging people that have that, obviously I struggle
with mental illness. But it's a clear cut signing something's
going on if you know it.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I think.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
There's other things too. My friend always said that.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
People who she worked in a mental hospital and was
often working with like actually criminals. She was a pathologist
for like criminals. This isn't Taylor, it's another friend of mine.
But she said that people with bipolar love unicorns, it's
a common thing. It's not like if you love unicorns,
you have bipolar. But like people with bipolar really just

(05:59):
gravitate towards that creature and become like kind of obsessed
with it.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
So my niece Poppy, she's four, but I'm more I'm
just kidding so many. I told that to my sister.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
She's like, great, Poppy, I'm like, no, she's a child
that likes the pretty thing.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's different than an adult being.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Like I like unicorns, which again no judgment, Like I
love birds, I love you know, and I am. Probably
There's been times where I've thought I've had bipolar, but
I don't think I do, because it requires mania, which
I don't really have. I have the other one, but
I don't have the Like. Let's like sometimes I get
like amped up, but it's because I have too much

(06:35):
caffeine or I'm on some kind of drug or something,
but I don't. I don't have that upswing, but I
have the down one.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Really about unicorns that makes people bipolar? Do they think
they are a unicorn?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think they, Yeah, I think it's probably probably that
I don't. Yeah, I think I think something about reunicorns
resonates with them.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm different.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I you know, unicorns are special, but they are mystical.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know. There's not many of them.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
They don't don't really exist, much like the thoughts in
my head don't exist.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't. I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I have a friend who's a psychologist, and she told
me that sociopaths love paw patrol.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Is this really?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Just I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well I have a real statistic though.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Okay, what but it's not like people. I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
You know, people are into like my little pony adult men.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, but that's going to be a disorders the whole world. Okay, No, This.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Person who is not a clinical psychologist, but they do
work with children, and they say that trans children really
love Mermaids because it's like half and half, like that
makes human girl and half fish, or like their genitals
are not they don't exist.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
They don't.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
People are like an afterthought. Mermaids genitals don't matter or
like it's not like it doesn't define who they are.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Their hair does.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
They're pretty hair and they're seashell boobs Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Man, you gotta have big boobs if you're a mermaid,
but if you're.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Am, you don't.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I still felt like little Mermaid. I felt very That
definitely affected my body issues as a child, like Disney,
definitely the waste on Disney. We talked about Barbie. I'm
sorry I wasn't comparing myself to Barbie. I don't like
this whole narrative. I think I've already said it, but
of the Barbie movie being successful because they've got it

(08:34):
all wrong. People are like Barbie's successful because girls loved
playing with Barbie and they went to go see the
movie to finish the story. They told themselves as children, No,
we did it. We're not that basic and stupid. We're
not like I like Barbie's and I want to be
little again. It's because it's directed by Greta Gerwig, who
is a phenomenal director. It's funny. It has Margot Robbie,

(08:57):
who we like, it as Ryan Gosling, who we like.
It's a huge, but big budget movie that was marketed
to us like nothing else in the history of marketing.
Maybe that's why it's not like we're all like these infantile,
little idiot girls that are like let Barbie. When I
was little that's like what they're saying. The movie is
successful for so now they're having like Polly Pocket movie
and like Gui Joe movie and he Man movie. And

(09:19):
it's like they got it wrong if they think that
we're going to see this because we played with these
things as kids. Am I wrong about this? Like?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Did you go see Barbie?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Because you like Barbie's are stupid?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
They're so so duffer everything they probably know.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
But I think like the like the Press is like
globbing onto I don't glomming onto this idea that girls
love Barbie and that's why they went.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
To see it.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
It's like, no, because we have good taste in comedy
and we're eager for a female comedy because you haven't
given us one since Bride'smaids. You gave us a one
and you let us like that one and be like
it's actually good girls.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Finally like something that's good. Here's another thing.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh my god, and now we have Taylor Swift that
you're all acknowledging is act actually good girls.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Actually we're onto this one. Okay.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
It was the first. It was the first women forward
comedy that wasn't just a remake of a man forward comedy.
From the last thirty years. Oh yeah, and then yeah,
like all that Shiit, Reddi Gerwig and Margot Roby as
a team together is like, why would you not go
see that?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
You can't say, Robbie, he's been.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Sa Robbie Mozzarella said, wait to say p E N
E E pasta, penny pasta, penny pasta.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Everyone penny pasta yesterday.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
And then there's some words that you just don't don't
leave you.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't blame you for ordering my coffee the other
day and you asked for Stevia. I was like, okay,
I'll correct him on that one. He'll never do it again.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
My dad says, Vagan, I'm about to see my parents.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I think that was I think that was in the seventies.
Oh really, Vegan. My dad says it too, and I
broke him of it finally, But he also says, you
know when they when my parents take an edible, they
do say did you get off on that a lot?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Did you get off on that? Yet we got off
so much.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Last we were watching the Beatles documentary.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
We both got off on these. I was just like,
it's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Well, Vegan is actually a one of the brightest stars
in the night skyes Vega and the Vagan star system
is a thing, so when you say Vagan, it also
means that which is also the site of an evil race.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Almost got as annoying as a vegan.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
But last night I got u There was a moment
with my friends that we were like, uh, I forget what,
Oh what were we talking about? We were talking about
a lady bug or something, and there's sayings, oh, we
were talking.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
We were talking about your possum story, Brian.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
We were like telling filling our friends in about the
possum incident where Brian had witnessed that a possum got
trapped by his neighbor in an animal trap so the
possum would stop eating his crops or whatever, and then the.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Possum was just left there to fucking die.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
And Brian called the you know, animal control, which they
wouldn't pick up the phone today if they called because
Ali City is on strike. And these girls were like
that is so cruel, and I'm like, yeah, you just
left it there to suffer, and they're like people who
do that to animals are just it's seriously sociopathic. And
I go, do you guys eat animals and they were
like NICKI, and I go, I'm just wondering because their

(12:24):
animals eat being treated like that all the time because
you eat them.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
And I just started laughing.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I was like, I got it, and I got it,
and I changed it on you because they were like,
anyone who supports that is sociopathic. And I was like, really,
because I think you do. But I was just joking,
like they were like, oh, Nick, you know. I was like,
I'm just kidding. I have to slide in a little
like you know, burst of hypocrisy when I can, let
me get it in. I'm not like over the top

(12:51):
all the time. You have to get off somehow.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I gotta get off. I got off.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wait, speaking of the Barbie movie, Anya, you did see it,
and I'm just like, I've been done to talk to
anyone about the Barbie movie. I know it is like
weeks and weeks past, but I guess I actually now
we can maybe talk about it with a little more
freedom because people maybe have seen it more. But just
in case, we're going to talk about the Barbie movie,
and I don't think we're going to spoil it at all,
but I want to just hear if we do a spoiler,
We'll give you.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
A yeah, yeah, I do a spoiler.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Wow choking?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, well do it before you do the spoiler, and
people can do like ten seconds ahead or something.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You want to know what I thought of Barbie?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh shit, I like, you don't want to hear this
if you don't want to be spoiled.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
What Anna thinks about it?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I don't have I'm not like, I don't have an
amazing take or anything. I just was it was so overhyped.
And I'm a huge Credit Grwig fan. I think I
haven't you know, I've seen almost all her films and
I love her and I want to support her and
I think it's great. But it's also like, I'm not
you know me, I'm not like a huge fan of
blockbuster things in general, or like super popular things.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
That sounds crazy to say that I don't like they're popular.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, I'm not. I just happen to not be a
fan of like big blockbusters. I'm not like, what did
we talk about before some film that I was like,
I don't love Titanic and you were like, how can
you not love Titanic? I just don't love it.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
You just don't like it? Because it's huge. That doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
It does make like these, Yeah, these things have to
be exactly. It's the same as like a lot of
the music.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
I don't you didn't love Quantumania.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
I understand not liking a movie because you don't like
the movie, but I just was wondering. You can't just
not like something because it's huge. There has some aspects
about it. But you did say that, so that's why
a question. But now you're not celebrating.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yes, I'm saying I tend to not love things that
are huge. Here's why they have to take a lot
of boxes to be popular, Like you have to have
huge music. Like I didn't love all the music. You know,
it's like all the but they were great songs, I guess.
But what it was it like Cardi.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Ba missed when you say she literally was like, and
there are some great songs.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Loot in your back hurt when you said it like
he have to.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Pick all the top five top ten artists to do
these songs.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It was like, this is dua lipa and I'm singing
a song about Barbie as you're trying to listen to
dialogue and actually some of this is funny when I'm saying,
so you gotta listen to this, and you gotta listen
to her, and you gotta listen to me, and now
here's the Lizzo she's coming on, and here's.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Start to be Nicki Minaj. Let's get in all three.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
It was like it was like a lot when there's
too many jokes in the songs. I'm just like And
then putting Dualipa into the movie felt forced.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I mean, I know there's sung.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Her on a sound stage in the UK and it
didn't fit anything. But I love when singers can't act.
It really brings me a lot of joy when you
go there's a big difference between what's going on here
and what's going on over there. And she shouldn't be
able to act. She is amazing at singing. I love
when someone super talented, a singer songwriter who is like

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such a good dancer, like I love and you're gonna
people who know are gonna go do a Lipa is
a good dancer. Yes, she fucking worked it and now
she's a really good dancer because she did an embarrassing
dance when she first went on tour and everyone made
fun of her for it, and now she fucking dominates
the stage. But when she she's not the best actress
and is someone who is good at one thing and

(16:23):
bad at many other things. I like to see it
in my fellow performers, because didn't you think there was
a like screeching halt when she was like almost the
projector broke and someone put in a self tape in.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Her name Tuly five?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, she was a mermaid. When she was the genderless
mermaid she.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Was I forgot.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I was just like, is that dualipa? So I guess
there was a screech in my mind, like is that
who I think it is?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
There were a lot of those actors where you're like, wait,
that's a big actor in a tiny role. I wish
Here's what I loved about the film. Margaret Robbie is incredible.
She was so good. So aside from being like shockingly gorgeous,
she's just like she's so great. She's subtle, she doesn't
overdo anything. I thought the script was pretty great. Here's

(17:11):
what I wish there would have been more. Oh. I
loved how you're just thinking the whole time, like Mattel
signed off on this. They're getting roasted in this film,
which I love. But of course they know they're gonna
sell a shit ton of Barbies after this, but still
they get pretty skewer so belated spoiler. But I here's
what I didn't love. Will Ferrell is so funny. I

(17:33):
thought he was under used they could. I just kept wishing, like,
do a couple more punches. Yes, I think he was funny.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Will Ferrell him just dealing with those guys on the
rollerblades was hilarious. Every scene where he would just touch someone.
He's just such a subtle comedic actor. I just thought
he was He added so much to it. But I
couldn't agree more that let's just do one more pass
on the script and punch things up. But from what
I can tell from all the stuff they talked about
is that they had to fight so hard to get

(18:02):
the stuff through that they did, And from my experience
in these kinds of situations, that was like the most
they were willing to budge on super weird, funny stuff.
Did you also love that line where they cut in
and said Margot Robbie is not the best person to
do the scene.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yes, when they're talking about Jush, Barbie finally becomes sort
of human and ugly, and then Helen Maren's over dub
voice is like, all right, we admit that Margot Robbie
isn't the best person for this Scarry that was great,
And America Ferrera's speech was great. I love all the
You didn't.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Like it, Well, it's been talked about a lot. I maybe, yeah,
that was overhyped to me because we got to it
and I thought, this is going to be a speech
that makes me just go whoa. But sometimes when people
complain too much about what it's like to be a woman,
I just kind of I'm such a I am a feminist.
I complain about being a woman all the time. It's

(18:57):
like the crux of who I am. But it just
becomes like I almost stopped listening by the end of it,
and it's like it's all about like, if you're fat,
they don't like you. If you're too skinny, they don't
like you. You can't be too mean, but you have
to be nice enough to this. You get into this
and it's like, Okay, yeah, years ago, I'm not kidding you,

(19:20):
Like it's it's all been said before. It didn't seem
like that groundbreaking to me and everyone I think that speech.
If I had not heard about like, oh my god,
this speech that she gives, way do you hear it?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I think I would have been like that was cool.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
But I was like, yes, this moment that's gonna make
me feel a lot of things. I just didn't It
didn't resonate with me, but I did, you know. And
I also hate to be like it sucks being men too,
but it kind of does. And like, I don't know,
I'm over this thing of like making men feel bad
every man feel bad about the way it is to

(19:53):
be a woman. I think I used to be on
that train of like you guys need to know how
much it sucks, and you have it so good. But
it's like I'm starting to see that like men have
it kind of shitty too, and they also and not
that it's like we should just forgive everything and like
never talk about our struggles. I'm not saying that, but
I did think Barbie handled the struggle as men well too.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Life sucks for everything. It's just there's different degrees that sucks.
I mean, I guess it's like if you have some
privilege or whatever, that's nice, but like everybody likes to
uh it doesn't matter who you are. But everybody likes
penned that their struggle and suffering is the worst one. Yes,
and maybe they have over that. Maybe it is. But

(20:36):
like everyone's got their thing, everyone's got their struggle, and
there's no group of people women, men, black, white, whatever
that is. Every single person is struggling more than every
other person in the other group. It's based on the individual.
That's what Martin Luther King said and did he no, No,
that was just okay, poptrol. I feel like like in

(21:01):
closing this out, I.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Just feel like, ready, I have so much more to.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
No, but it's just this segment.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I just want to say that, Like, I know, we're
never supposed to be like you know, when you didn't
want to eat your food as a kid, your mom
would be like, there's starving kids in Africa, but there are.
Can we all like we stop using that argument anymore
of like, but your struggle is your struggle, like your hangnail.
It sucks that your hangnails infected. Like you're allowed to
feel bad even though they're starving kids in Africa because

(21:28):
that's you, Like you don't know their struggle and this
is yours and it's enough. It's like, no, it's not.
There are starving kids in Africa. Be fucking grateful that.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You know.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I'm doing a bit right now about how hard it
is for me to drink water, and like I'm always
like thought, I need to drink more water. And it's
like there I read about a village where these girls
have to walk seven miles to go get water every
day for their village, right and this is like right
now happening in South America somewhere I didn't even like
pay attention enough to know the exact place. And on

(21:58):
the way they get couple times, not at once, like
a couple times there are gangs of men waiting to
rape them. So there's this whole foundation to buy bicycles
for these women so that they can go faster to
get the water.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
And I'm like, oh god, all they have is this
sawny and then I.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Have to put in these little like packets to make
it like you know, a fruity flavor so that I
can drink more of it.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And it's easy, and they.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Have to like put in packets so it kills like
a bacteria that will give them giardia and like give
them diarrhea. Until they die and like I'm like, oh,
what's that packet? And they're like, oh, this tastes like
shit and it's just to kill off the fucking worms inside.
I'm like, oh, is it like mango flavored? Like it's
just it's you gotta you have to check yourself.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Not every struggle deserves like everyone's sympathy all the time.
You do have to compare yourself to others. And I
think that actually is the worst thing to do, actually,
because you're not supposed to compare yourself.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I don't know what to do. Okay, we'll figure out
when we get that. All right, we're back Anya.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
You had so much to say, You said so much
more to say, Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Part of me is just like, well, Matt also agreed
with you that the speeches were a little too heavy handed.
He's like, I would have liked it more if it
wasn't so like and here's the moral of the story.
I would have liked here. I would have liked Barbie
to spend more time in the real world. I thought
that was really interesting. And all of a sudden, they like,
go back to Barbie Land. I was like, already, and

(23:31):
I wish Ryan Gosling wouldn't have done such a wink wink,
nudge nudge to the camera like I like him. I
like how Margaret Robbie stays in character as Barbie the
whole time. Where is I feel like Ken has this
moment a lot with the camera where he's like, I'm
Ryan Gosling and I'm playing Ken and this is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I disagree with that, but I do understand that he
had more opportunities to kind of be ridiculous where it
broke his character because he we saw his internal struggle
of being like okay, Barbie, yeah, thanks, and then he'd
be like, oh, worried. There was more for he wasn't
just Barbie was just true to herself the whole time.

(24:07):
She didn't have a lot of internal moments of like, well,
I guess she did when she's like I'm thinking about death.
It was just And I liked when they went back
to Barbie lame because that's where everything was fucking crazy
and the real world was like not.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Really were not really how people act.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Although my friend Adam Ray is in he's one of
the cops when they get arrested, and he said they
shot like like so like it was like a seven
minute long scene, like it was such a long scene
at the cops station that whittled down to like a
little little bit.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
So I'm sure they shot a ton more did.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Someone actually told me that the best marketing of the
whole movie. It was a social media guy that I
know it runs a big social media company that you know,
does social media for networks and companies, and he said,
the best thing they did was when Ryan Gosling and
Margot Robbie were paparazzi filming that scene rollerblading in Venice,

(25:04):
and those shots came everywhere and they're those you know,
neon yellow or green, depending on your how your ic
thing icee things rollerblades outfits. She's in that song and
those pictures, because I remember when those pictures came out
and everyone was like, what the fuck is this? That's
so it's such a good idea. Call the paparazzi. That's

(25:25):
how you get things going.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Staged paparazzi moment like they didn't.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I don't know if it was staged, but if it was,
it was brilliant. But it just ended up being like
such a good moment for them. And that's why celebrities
called paparazzi. I mean, it's my friend Esther, who I
went to Taylor Swift with this weekend. She does these
really cool things on Instagram where she has someone just
take pictures from her across the street like a camera,

(25:53):
and it looks like paparazzi. She's obviously doing it. She's
not saying like this is paparazzi, but it's like they're
just done in that style, and it looks so much
cooler than like posing in like a you know, a
ring light.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
It's so much better. And oh my god, I saw
the most depressing thing today.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
There are AI models that take two seconds to make
that have millions of followers, maybe not millions, but thousands
and thousands, probably gonna be millions because they had an
one had one hundred thousand likes underneath her video or picture,
so that's like probably a million followers.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I didn't see it. And they are generating so much money.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
These models that are all in bikinis that are like,
buy me a coffee, and men are like, I hope
you enjoy your coffee, and leading comments and like drooling
over these AI models that are just generating so much
it's real.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
It's happening to make the money, go to elon.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
To someone who's making the models.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
There's a couple of pretty famous ones that have like
tens of millions of followers, and.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Do people know some people know those are these are
new ones that they don't know are AI?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
They don't even know.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
No, it is Justine Bateman's Instagram if you want to
see it. That's where I saw this, because she's obsessed
with AI and how it's taking over the you know,
movie industry and TV and just today.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, it's there's also like AI porn, you know, like
there's AI porn stars now that you can follow, and
then they'll.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Be someone make a deep fake of me in a
gang bang for myself not to put out. But I like,
I was like, maybe I don't need to do this
ever in my life. Maybe you please actually please don't
do that because I don't I really don't want to
see that. I really really I'm I was kidding when
I said that I will not watch it.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I won't stify need what why wouldn't it satisfy your
need to do it? Like it might?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Because I actually don't like watching myself. It's not like
I want to do a gang bang so I can
tape it and watch it back with my family and
be like remember that.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like I want to.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I want to when I'm masturbating, when I'm gooning out,
it's because I'm I'm imagining it's happening, you know, I'm
not like imagining me watching it. You know.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Wait, so what's the point of doing it in real life?
You have this real desire to do it in real life?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Right, Well, what's the point of doing it in real life? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Like what?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Because it's an experience I want to have.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
But then you'll remember it and think back on it, right, Isn't.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
That I don't want to do it in real life
because it's a huge risk of being recognized. And also
it's like scary because it's strange dicks that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It can't really happen. It's like a thing that I know.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Let's say you're in a parallel universe where you're safe
and it happens and it's completely safe.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yes, Ai, it's like robots.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, let's say you did do it. What isn't the
point of it? What is the point of you doing it?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
It's the same point where people go vacationing. I go,
what's the point. You're just going to go there to
the cheets and itza and then you leave and like,
it's just the memory of it. I don't understand why
people do that, but they do it.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
The memory of it, so you want to have it.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
It's not the memory, it's the experience. I wouldn't think
back on it that much. I would hope. I think
it would haunt me. Actually, I would be like filled
with shame. I wouldn't want I would want to dump
it from my memory immediately, like I do going to
see museums.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I would just want I did it, so you.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Just bought the one time experience of it.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Maybe I would get addicted to it or something and
be like, oh, this is great. I want to do
it again. But it's be like going to six Flags
or something. Why do people do that for the thrill
of the moment.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Think an ai a deep fake or whatever of you
getting a bang Gang Bang.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
You wouldn't like it because I don't. They wouldn't use
the right picture of me. There would be some picture
they would take a picture to generate. They always do
this whenever anyone uses it. Does deep fakes of me,
which is very generous and so sweet when they do
do it, but it's always a picture I really hate
of myself. So I have to watch this like version
of myself from twenty fourteen where I kind of looked.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You didn't like your eyebrown.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I just looked into a lesbian who has given up
on looking feminine, which is not what I was. Fine
for some people and I'm attracted to that, and I
think it's super hot on others, it doesn't. It didn't
suit me, and I was just trying. I don't know
what I was trying. I was just trying to be
like an anti like woman on TV and didn't wear
a lot of makeup, and it just I look, I
don't like those pictures, so they always use that and

(30:15):
I'm like, I can't watch this stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Maybe there is a deep fake of you already. Have
you ever searched there.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Are deep fakes of me? My friend Brian Monarch makes.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Like me, is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It probably will be eventually after I after people hear
this episode.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's I think I probably.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Said to make I think, oh really, see.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, Bryan, do not look that up.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Do not look that up.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Bran, I want that, and I say that I have
better boobs than any person that you could put me on,
and so I don't want you doing that because I'll
just be like her body is it? And you don't
have access to what my boobs look like really naked,
because there's no evidence of that out there, so.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You couldn't make a deep fake of my tits.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
And I did not look at the video, but I
in five seconds of searching, I have found two deep
fakes of you getting banged.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, okay, it's out there. If you want to go
watch that, enjoy it, but it does not mean definitely do.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
One of them is pretty you know, pretty standard Nicki
Glazer doggy style, so I don't.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Even look it that way. If they didn't even get
it right, that brings me no pleasure.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
The second one is this one's pretty good Nicki Glazer,
the anal slut two point.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh okay, that they nailed it from me.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
There so onepials what is the stand for? I don't know, Uh,
maybe stare click and find out. I'm guessing the two
is a number two that.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Okay, you know what?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
This is also making a cameo.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
This is good news for you this video the anal
two point oh was made too years ago. That means
you were worthy of an anal slut video two years ago.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I felt worthy of it for about five years, so
this tracks they were a little late. Yeah, I think
I've been open about being into anal sex for about
two years. Maybe No, My first thing I said about
it I think was twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
So it's been. It's this has been. It's been a
long time coming. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Also made seven minutes long?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
And do can we.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
See views before? Please don't click on it, but can
you see how many views? Uh?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
I just I just xed out of it? But okay, good,
don't get I find it again?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Go back. It's going to cop Okay, god, I minutes?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
What's the warm up? You're answering the door for the
pizza guy?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Well, seven minutes is typically the amount of time I
like a video. That's about Sometimes when I'm searching on
porn videos, I do ten minutes plus because I want
Usually if one video is hitting the right spots for
me in terms of like, oh I like what they're
doing to her there, there's gonna be an another part
of it that I like it too. The dynamic, but
the men are talkative. You guys know, I've been very

(33:08):
adamant about miking the men. We need to hear the
men say things and respond. I don't need to hear
them grown, but I want them to say things. I
hate when they're quiet. I don't really need to hear
the woman say anything. I kind of don't want her
to talk at all. I like, That's why I've definitely
looked up Bell Gagged because I'm just like, stop this
fake whining.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't like it. And so, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Have the views. I have the views if you want. Okay,
So Nikki Glazer Doggy Style not so great? Well, it's good, good, No,
this is good. Thirteen thousand, three hundred and nine views.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
That's a lot of views for a video I didn't
know existed. And I'm that is a perfect amount. It
doesn't feel like three Like if it was like two
hundred and ten, I'd be like, this has been up
for a while. But thirteen thousands perfect, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
And then Nikki Glaz th're the anal slut two point oh,
clocking in at thirty nine thousand, and seven hundred and
thirty four.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Okay, that one's Okay, I'm a little disappointed in how
that one's doing. Also, Nikki Lazer anal slut two point zero.
Someone leaked my special title. Also yes three point oh
just for.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Comparisons sake, Margot Roby master bass in stockings, really Margot
Roby Masterbates and stockings stockings. Oh no, no, no, she is
in front of a fireplace. But I don't think it's
Christmas game. Okay, ninety eighty, so you're only half.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
That you're doing well?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, Marcot, Robbie. Can we talk about these little like
pockets underneath her eyes? Do you guys know what I'm
talking about? She has quamies. And if you don't know
what quamis are, it's when your eye has like a
pocket underneath it that is almost matching the upper islet
and when they closed together, they look like little quams.
And I say quams because the first person in high

(35:04):
school that had this with his eyes was our friend's
boyfriend and his last name had was started with a
K and an R and but he also kind of
talked like dish, and so we called him qua And
so let's say his last name was Kramer.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
We called him Quaima.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Because she talked to white dish because his jaw was
a little bit like tight, and so we called him
Crispy Kueima because well, actually his last name has the
word chris in it, so we called but we I
don't know why we called him crispy, but we know
we called him Crispy quamies and because he had quams.
But it was like, but she has quams too, she

(35:44):
do you know what I'm talking about? Look at what
your mother, Rubbie. There is a distinct what is that?
Can I get that?

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Ms?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
No, I don't want to quam, I I do.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I went that little fold right there that makes you
go when you smile, like every one likes it now. Yeah,
but that's just like an old skin. No, no, no,
it's not youth there's but she has that going. That
is what makes her face so incredible. Is that little
extra line underneath her eye.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I think that's it.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
My friend has it. She told me that French people
value that and they have they have these all these
rules for beauty and one of them is having the
quisby quam underneath. It's just a little pooch, a little pocket, yes, yeah,
pocket and beauty right under your eye, not a bag.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's not no, not a bag.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
It's the same color as your eyes, like as your
normal skin.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Everything is one color.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
It's in the same spot as a bag. Though.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yes, you have kind of qispy quam going on right now.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
You kind of have the margot Robbie Bryan me, No, Brian,
doesn't he have it?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yes? No, no, it's not bags. You have it.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
It's good little like it looks unda dust sy like
they're like they're the chorus in the background. US, Okay, yeah, yeah.
I analyzed her beauty NonStop in that movie, just like
staring at her face, marveling and being like how does

(37:17):
she do it? But it's some and she's like a
lovely person. Did you see that video of her like
doing sign language? You go, oh, Milly, I saw that
sweet and she knows all of her she knows asl
or Australian sign like whatever. It is, just like she.
I hate when perfect people just keep being perfect. That's
why I loved when Dua Lipa like kind of gave

(37:37):
a drab performance acting and.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I was just like, yes, a flaw. It just makes
me so happy.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
But my friend Heather was like, give me a fucking break.
Margot Robbie is saying she speaks Asl is like me
saying I speak French and then singing.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
For say it. People said it. She didn't say that,
she just like spelling.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
No, I know it, I know it. She did some
stuff like it's sad. She said she knows Asl and.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Your friends yea or what you know?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
That's cool?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, but then I speak French.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Fish are well pretty people haven't really gotten the memo
that they're ever bad at anything. And I'm guessing Margot
Robbie doesn't get a lot of feedback that's like you
need to work on that, you know, like there's show
us another draft, like I think that most and I don't.
She actually seems like a very well adjusted person and

(38:40):
kind person that doesn't seem obsessed with her looks like
other people just seem to be.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
But I'm just guessing, so I do. I do really
like her.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We were talking yesterday about who we would be friends
with in Hollywood? Is there anyone that like you would
want you honestly, if I said you have to go
to dinner with them tonight, you guys and people always
answer this, I would love to go to the And
it's like, I feel burdened by the idea of going
to dinner with a new person so much. It's one
on one with you and this person, and you're going

(39:08):
to be friends and it's a date. I'm thinking most
people would turn down most opportunities because it's so stressful.
You think you want to be friends with people because
of the acting roles they've played, But I don't think
you would like most people or like how they present
themselves on TV and stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Is there anymore you know that because you've now befriended
many celebrities and have learned that they're just like regular people.
But I think for the average person that I think
they would jump at the opportunity to have dinner with
almost that celebrity.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
We want to punish them with our fandom or do
we have to like act like proper people?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I think you, well, if that's what you want to do,
you have to act. You have to like try to
get them to be friends with you, Like you have
to honestly like be like we're going to start a friendship,
and this is someone that I want to hang out with.
I I don't know that there's really I think I'm
really Drake no new friends. I don't really want to
be maybe Jennifer Aniston, but even that seems to stress
me out. If I got like a message from her

(40:05):
being like she wants to have coffee, I would kind
of go, oh boy, like I'm going I'm gonna have
to be fake a little bit. I'm not gonna be
able to be totally myself.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
And if she only goes to Coffee Beans and hates Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I mean I could. I could.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I could get in with Coffee Bean, I can have half,
I can get a good to coffee anywhere Phil's.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I don't know what, oh what is that coffee Phils.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I think for most people, the idea of being fake
with Jennifer Aniston is perfectly acceptable. It's better than being
fake with like Sue, the girl he went to high
school with, you know, like that's the option. I would
choose Jennifer Anison every time.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, I guess I know. But how many friends don't
like going to parties and stuff? You think you like
going to parties and then you don't want to go,
Like people always think they want to do things. But
let's like really just think about it in your mind tonight, listener,
you have to go to dinner with someone, you have
to get dressed up and feel like, Okay, I'm presenting
myself in the right way. Like doesn't don't people have

(41:04):
social anxiety? Why when the question of like who would
you have dinner with? The social anxiety flies out the
window when everyone's like Obama, Michelle, Beyonce and you're like,
you couldn't go to dinner with my boss the other night,
like now my girlfriend wants to go to dinner with Beyonce?
Like do you really would you really how would you
handle yourself? Do you really feel like you could hold

(41:26):
a good conversation with these people? Wouldn't you feel a
little bit like a burden? Don't you feel like you
might not really give a fuck about what they might
have to say and how self absorbed they probably are
based on I mean, they have to agree to this
dinner too, so that's true, Well, who would you think?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
It's the same thing with Hall Passes, where it's like, yeah,
I'd fuck Hugh Jackman or whatever, and then it's like
but then you have to like go to dinner with
them before and then listen to their stories about how
they caught a shark, and then you get to have
sex with them, and then you gotta sit in bed
while they go like clean themselves in the bathroom, Like
are you willing to do all that?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I think even would actually that sex with your jack
that's different.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I do.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
People have said to me like you're my husband's hall
pass when they like meet me at meet and greets,
and I'm just like, I don't really know what to
do with that, Like do I guess they're throwing it
out there to be like if you wanted, we think
you're a slut.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
You talked about it a lot on stage.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
We heard that episode where you talked about gang bangs,
but I don't. I'm never gonna fuck a random person.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
My T shirt sold out and we should bring it
back in a new fund.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Nicky Glazer is my hall Pass?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That was a great T shirt.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, I only liked.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
When girls bought it, though, when guys bought it, I
was like, you don't get the joke. This is for
people who are gay for me or girls who are
being ironic, like I would buy a Taylor switch is
my hall pass shirt? Because I'm not gay except for her. Really,
And I was talking the other day like someone came
Wayne Brady came out as pan sexual, and I was like, okay,

(42:57):
we got to google that.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Which one is that? I forget?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I didn't even get that far because then I said,
what is the sexual where you like men? And Taylor Swift?
Only that's what I am.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
You'd only be like sexual homost sextual.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
So who would you pick? Anya, who would you go
out to dinner with?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
And I think you are on You're on board with this,
Like there's most people you've met, some famous people. It's
not many all it's cracked up to be, and it
kind of makes you nervous and you're just not like
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I always like end up at a dinner and someone
famous is there, and I'm like, oh, okay. Like I
ended up at a dinner with John Mayer once and
there were four of us at the dinner including him,
and I was like, this is the best kind of
situation where I didn't have time to get nervous and
I just didn't care at all. I found out like
on the way there, I had ten minutes maybe, and

(43:48):
then he was lovely and easy and you know, but
like a superstar, so the conversation is all about him, and.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, but it was talking about them, so you just
give them shit are you don't kiss their ass, You're
just yourself and then they kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
But that was that was an interesting I know I
would be friends with Nicole Richie, like if I was
at a dinner with her, I know we'd get along.
Justine Bateman love because I like these people and I
feel like I kind of get them and I'm not
that starstruck by them, but i'd probably be super Aniston.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
You'd be friends of them because you're not impressed.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, I'd be excited to like go to dinner with
someone like esther though, because I've never met her and
I know her through you. But that's not like a
huge celebrity.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
But that would be like fun friend that I'm willing
to be like, Okay, she's my newest like best like
eligible for best friend territory, where if someone I think
I would even I could even say like she's one
of my good friends and she would be okay with
me saying that, where.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
She's nick uster have good like girlfriend dates.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah, we like I took her to the iHeartRadio Awards,
like she like I took her to We went to
another premiere together too. Yeah, we just do these little
one off dates and we have the best time. And
you know, there is that feeling though, when you go
out with a new friend, what you're like kind of
nervous and sometimes you're worried that the conversation isn't gonna
flow and you might run out of things to talk

(45:20):
about or you might offend. You're kind of like caretaking, like, oh,
can I go to the I'm gonna go to the
bathroom real quick?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Is that cool?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Like you can't just talk to them like a normal friend.
You're like, I'm gonna go Like your voice gets gonna
like hi. When you're like I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
walk what do you want to go room? Or like
I'm gonna Like you're constantly checking in on one another.
It's a little awkward, and it just it's not like
that with her, And I'm just so grateful because I
strayed out.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Vibes, except without the opportunity to have sex with them
at the end of it. I guess there is, but
generally you don't. But yeah, it's like first date vibes,
and it's like a little exciting and it's like, oh
my god, is this person gonna be my friend. That's
definitely there.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Do you get that with guy friends? Like new guy friends?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I honestly, I'm going through the roll of deckx of
memories in my mind and I cannot remember the last
time I had a hang with a new guy friend.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I have lots of guy friends, like and there's guys
from work that I then hung out with outside of work.
I guess that's the closest. But that was not even recent,
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
A avi like recently. I mean, like I guess it
was a couple of months ago. He went on like
a man friend date and it was so cute. He
was like kind of like toiling about like where they're
going to go and where they're going to hang out,
and then when he came back, he was like so giddy.
They had like the most like I don't know, off

(46:42):
centric conversation about like music tones that like help you
spiritually and stuff, and then like the guy gave him
a like went to sleep listening to it, and then
they like followed up next day.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
It was it was really cute.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Few friends that is.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Need so many more friends. It's so sweet. It's it's
hard just so when he met at the gym.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Just like cute. I wonder who made the first move.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It's hard to get a date off the ground. Yeah,
like there was a cancel.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
There was a guy when I used to go to
the gym Goals gym, there was a guy who tried
to get me on a on a mandate and I
just never panned out. But this guy was super cool.
He was jacked and he had tattoos all over his body.
And when he first came to talk to me, I
was like, what the fuck is this guy in a
gang or something because he was tattooed everywhere. But he

(47:39):
was like, yo, man, what's up? And I was like,
what the fuck are you talking to me for this
scraggly jew struggling on the chest press machine. Yeah, he
was talking to me, and eventually he invited me. He
invited me to like like a canoe trip, and I
was like, well, we're gonna go from jim to canoe
trip with He's like, yeah, me and four other guys

(48:01):
going on this canoe trip. And I was like that's
a little yeah, that's a little uh extreme. So then
I said I declined, And then after that point I
tried to avoid him because I'm like, I don't want
to go on a canoe trip.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yes, I'm like you, that's it. There's a certain guy
like that. I feel like Chris Kanvy is one of
those guys. They like big adventures, they like groups, they
like doing fun, big things together. I'm not an adventure
friend unless I know all the people in the group
and I know all the parameters like how many days?
Where are we going? And I like them all. But
I'm if I met someone new and they all of
a sudden wanted to go on a canoe trip, I'd

(48:33):
be like, something's wrong with you? Like a one on
one coffee hang.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
But like, I'm an adventure friend. If Chris Kanvey wanted
to go on a canoe trip, I would go on
a canoe trip with him and whatever he's been.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Waiting for this, Yeah, he wants to have you eat
a strawberry in Japan.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
If his head just perked up and he turned had
to go somewhere, to go somewhere with me, I'll go Ecuador.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, he's but I'm not going to go on a
canoe trip with the guy who I talk to a
handful of times in the jail.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
That is he's that's a crazy person that would jump
to that so much. But a couple of years ago,
I had someone who wanted to hang out with me
a girlfriend, and I didn't want to be friends with
this person. What do you do when someone's coming on
very strong and they want to be friends with you,
Because there is when.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's a guy.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Even if it's a guy that wants to be friends
with you, you can say I have a boyfriend, it's just
I don't really hang out with guys in a non
romantic way. You can have that excuse, even though I
disagree with that wholeheartedly, and I think women should be
able to have guy friends no matter what the relationship
they're in. I could always use that excuse obviously to
be like, my boyfriend's not really cool about it. I
don't think it's appropriate. Or if it's a guy that
wants to go on a date with you, hey, I'm

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in a relationship. Even if i'm not, I'm not really
seeing anyone right now, I'm not interested in dating. There's
an excuse built in. But when someone just wants to
be your friend, which is a thing you can have
an infinite number of what do you do? You just
lie and say you are busy all the time.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Here's what you do. Nick and Wayne Brady figured this out.
You just say you're pant sexual and then you say,
my boyfriend wouldn't be okay with this because I'm pant sexual.
I'm atracted to all genders.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
There has been someone that I'm like, wanted to be
friends with me after I had been interested in them
in a romantic way and they did it work out
for us in that way, but they still wanted to
be friends and I said I can't because I get
a crush on you when we hang out and it's
not fun for me to feel these feelings. And they
are so mad at me. In fact, when I run

(50:35):
into them, they turn the other way, they avoid me.
It's the only person in my life that I have
like I would say beef with where if I was
on the same thing as them, I would be like, Okay,
I'm just not gonna I'm I'll get there a different
time because I don't want to make this person uncomfortable
because they hate me so much because I call yeah,
because we had a really good friendship, like because I

(50:57):
liked him, so I would listen to his stories and
hear him talk, let him express himself, and he got
a lot of feelings out with me.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
And then when I would go in.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
For like a romantic thing, which I thought we were building,
and he definitely made it seem that way at times.
I'm not crazy, even though he would claim to be, like, what,
we're just friends, I'm like, come on, I'm not I'm
not stupid. I'm reading the signs. I'm Margot Robbie. I
know the body language in the ASL And he was like, no,

(51:26):
I just want.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
To be friends.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
And I'm like, well, then I can't just be friends
with you because every time we end up hanging out,
I get a crush and it's just not fun. And
he was so offended and so he's now he's mad
at me. But that's his boundary, Jonah Hill, he has
a boundary.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I have to respect it. It's fine, But what do
you do with a girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I that guy annoys me? Whoever this is and I
think I know who? Yeah, getting angry is so lame.
The reason he's angry is he's he subconsciously knows he's
fucking with you. He has a crush on you too,
and he wants to intrigue with you, and this whole
cover of like I just want to be friends. God,
why can't you just be a purist and be my

(52:05):
friend is bullshit. He's enjoying stringing you along and flirting
with you. It's like he gets off on it. And
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Like, if if Chris heard this, I could see him
getting upset and being like, oh, so there's some guy
that you've to like avoid because you're so in love
with him, you're gonna get stuck back into it. That
is not the case with this guy any longer. When
this happened, that was the case. I was single, and
I was like, this is distracting to me, And now
that I have a boyfriend, I have no interest in
hanging out with this guy who really wasn't giving me
anything in the friendship department anyway. The only reason I

(52:34):
was really connecting with him was because I thought it
was going in a romantic direction, and I wasn't like, Wow,
this is someone i'd take in any capacity, Like I
thought you were hot. That's why I was kind of
putting up with the rest. And I think that's where
he gets angry is that he realizes without the physical part.
I don't really have much interest in what you are giving.

(52:54):
And that's you know, uh, that's the is that a
me too thing of being like I can't unless you
have sex with me. I don't really care for anything
you have to say, and I'm not going to be
really interested in pursuing this intellectually.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Possibly we're going to ring and we'll come back after this.
All right, we're back.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I want to remind everyone that I am going to
be on tour in the fall. I am taking a
hiatus right now and I am writing so much new material.
I'm doing stand up sets in La like every night
while I'm living here for a couple months. And then
in September, September fifteenth, I am back on tour and
it's the biggest show that I maybe have ever done

(53:37):
on the road. It's at the Chicago Theater September fifteenth.
It is a huge show that plays is a huge venue.
I really want to sell it out. So if you're
in the Chicago area, I would love to see you
at that show. We will be doing meet and greets
on you will be there. It's going to be so
much freaking fun. And then the next night, we have Peoria, Illinois,
if you're a little bit south of Chicago. We also

(53:58):
have tons of dates including New Jersey, Vegas, I'm there
with David Spade again, Minnesota, Calgary, California, all over California.
Four dates in California, Milwaukee, Iowa, Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas. I'm
going back to my college town Boston, Maryland, and it
goes on and on. I'm not gonna read them all,
but there's a bunch more coming up, and I'm so

(54:20):
excited to see besties at them and for you guys
to see all my new material, which is on top
of a ton of new material from the last time
you saw me. So and you could go to multiple
shows and you're gonna get different shows for each show.
I would say that the overlap will probably be like
seventy percent at the most, but I tend to do
different material at every show, so I hope to see

(54:41):
you there.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
It's so much fun.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
And yeah, I've been having a lot more fun with
stand up recently because I've been saturating myself in stand
up comedy. As Brian hears every day because we hang
out and I talk about we're analyzing stand up comedy
and Brian is very analytical stand up comedy as well.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I feel like we.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
You and you have listened to Like, I'm getting back
into Louis c K. And I'm obsessed. I'm back on board.
Here's my take. Are you ready for my problematic take?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
All right? Get a horn? Can we get the problematic take?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Horn?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
That means but they're all the same, it's slightly different.
That's a different hurts. Abby could tell you about it
if he went to dinner with his friend again. That
sounded had a slightly different hurts level. Okay, so Louis
c K. I I didn't listen to him for very
long because I've talked about this before. I really liked

(55:39):
him for his honesty. That was always my favorite part
about his stand up. And I felt like, wow, what
he came out as having done is he's a liar,
Like there was like a really seediness underneath all of
this that we didn't know about, and it was, you know,
and I didn't like his actions. I think that it
was a little bit murky. I don't think that he's

(56:02):
necessarily like the nicest person all the time to people
from stories I've heard, but I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Here comes that same im. Sorry, I know here comes
the take.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
If you go back and listen to his albums, I've gone,
I've listened to every single album. I think there's been
like ten or so, it's all there. No one should
be surprised of what came out. It's all there. You
should actually be surprised if he hadn't done this. And
I'm not saying what he did was okay. I'm not condoning.

(56:37):
Condoning is saying it's okay, right. I'm not saying that
the women weren't right to feel violated and they weren't
right to like we should not shame them in any way.
Or I hope they have amazing careers and that coming
out about it did not affect their careers. I think
that's the saddest part about this is that like that's
what they're known for now if you do know their names,

(56:57):
and I hope that is I hope you don't know
their names so that they have a separate career. But
I or you know, just a separate identity away from
this story.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
But if this guy did not.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Jerk off in front of people based on what these
you if you listen to these albums, there's just no
way this guy. First of all, let me just say
some of the things that he reveals in these albums,
because it might have been a while for since you
listened to him. His first experience of one of his
first experiences with bad words, an old man approached him
on the Who knows how true the story is, but

(57:30):
I'm sure there's some level of truth to it. An
old man came up to him at a very young
age when he's like in kindergarten and was like, hey,
little boy, you want to hear all the dirty words.
And of course he's like, yeah, of course. And so
the guy's like pussy ash, a fuck, cunt, shit, fart,
and he told him all, dick, you know whatever, cunt
and I think I said cunt twice, but probably, and

(57:52):
he was like okay, and then he learned him all.
He was like, pussy ass, fart, cunt, shit, ask and
he goes okay, And then he goes to kindergarten. He
goes to his teacher, it's kind of a teacher, and
he says all the words. He just goes up to
her and says all the words right to her and
she starts crying. And he said it was one of
the greatest moments of his life. Oh okay, and so
there we go. That's and I believe either I'm sorry

(58:16):
or the one after I'm sorry where And then right
after that bit, he goes into some people have weird
sexual stuff and then everyone starts laughing. He's like, what
do you mean someone he was like, you guys know mine.
Everyone knows mine. Obama knows mine. He's like, he talks
about it, but that is the genesis of it. A
young age, he said something disgusting. He got pleasure from
a woman being horrified, which leads him to be a

(58:38):
comedian who says some of the most horrible things you
could ever imagine.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It makes a career off of it. That's why we
love him.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
He was the first person to ever say that his
kids were assholes, told a story about his wife giving
him the status hand job in America, or you know,
all these things. And then there's another story where he
showed his penis to a girl with Down syndrome when
he was ten years old. And I'm guessing that that
age is a little old, bitch. I'm guessing that age
is a little bit older than what he said.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
For the joke. If I was a betting woman.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I'm just saying, and the and so he said that
he also the punchline to many of his jokes is
jerking off onto the thing that he has just talked about.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Almost in every album there is here is.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Getting jerked off onto. You can from on my back
and pretend that I'm your father mother. Yes, yes, I
think what you're saying is like what Louis did is
not acceptable, and that's bad. But you can't be surprised
that the guy who's spent twenty years talking about how
much of a piece of shit he is on stage

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is actually a piece of that.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
He's not just a sexual piece of shit, which he covers.
He is a bad person in general. He tells us
he's a bad person over and over. He has bad thoughts.
He hates people, He hates a little kid. He wishes
this little kid has the worst, Like he talks about
for like seven minutes of four old that's in his
daughter's class, who he fucking hates, and he does like
a fake name for the kid. But he has evil, dark,

(01:00:06):
twisted thoughts. All I'm saying is that, Nikki Glazer, you
have no right to stand on this little stand on
your hill and say my soapbox and say I don't
like him anymore because he was an honest He's telling
you the whole time, that's not a reason to not
enjoy his comedy anymore. He it's in line with who
he was, and it's just funny to go back. I'm

(01:00:29):
reading this Tornado Commoner book right now, and she says
in it that you can read this book about me,
and I'm going to tell you all these stories about songs,
but if you want to know any everything about me,
it's all in the songs. There's nothing here that will
be any more indicative of who I am than the songs.
Everything you want to know about me, listen to the songs,

(01:00:49):
it's in the songs. And then someone else said that
recently too, of like, oh, I think I was talking
about Taylor Swift, and I'm like, I have this news
stance with her where I don't want to know anything
about her that she doesn't tell us. I'm tired of speculation.
I don't want I don't want to even see paparazzi
shots of her anymore unless she has, like called them
to take a picture. I don't want to know anything

(01:01:10):
that she isn't giving us because we are so lucky
as Swifties to be privileged to so much information via
her lyrics, so much she gives us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
She is telling us so many little Easter eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
If you put the puzzles together, if you do the
research with other fans. She is letting us know all
these things. She does like us speculating about lyrics and
figuring things out and putting puzzle pieces together. And that's
the joy of being a Swifty. It's not speculating about
things that she hasn't given us. Let's respect her and
be like very appreciative of all the stuff that she
does give us, like diaries. She literally gives as like

(01:01:44):
printouts of some of her diaries, so we don't need
to dig any further. And I want to respect follow
like going forward as.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
In my career, as Swifty.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
I just want to have that boundary for myself where
I'm like, Okay, if Taylor didn't give it to me,
I don't want it, yo, because.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You didn't talk about Saturday night yet, did you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Well, here's my take.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Everyone goes, how is Saturday night the same as the
other eight? Exactly the same? And by that I mean
every celebrity looking incredible. I know, yeah it was there,
there's so many celebrities, but how I see any Heime
was amazing. They put on such a good show as
an opening band, and so did Gail. G A y

(01:02:28):
l E was so good, but Heime was fucking They're
just rock stars. There's no one cooler. I just looked
over at Esther and I go was like, can you
imagine being this cool? Like shredding on guitar with a
fucking crop top on and looking hot as fuck but
not sexy, but like also not too sexy, and just
they're just cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
It's just it's they're.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
The coolest girls ever in to perform with your sisters
and to have like these fucking amazing songs, it was
just like I think I'd envy their lives more than
almost anyone. And to have Taylor Swift go like these are.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
My best friends.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
I was just like, oh my god, I want to
be ahim sister so bad. But yeah, let me just
say Taylor show shows. People keep going what's your favorite one?
The only difference between the shows is who I go
with and where I'm seated, So that's the only time
the show will be better than another show because.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
She's a so so fucking consistent.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Yeah, the secret songs do make it better, but I
would say the biggest factor is where I'm sitting it
is and who I'm with.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I mean, it looks like you guys said so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
She's adorable, she dances so well, she's so cute. She
was just really into my reactions, you know, I don't know,
she was just laughing at everything I said. Like at
one point she was like, I put this on my
Instagram story because she wrote it out. But she was like,
so do you do you think you're gonna go to
another show of hers? And I was like, I don't
know if I can make it Wednesday, like this week
is kind of and she was like not this week

(01:03:56):
like and I was like, no, then the answer is yes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
It was like, that's so funny. You thought I met
this week. Of course you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
This is such a like it's an extreme hassle going
down there, getting down there, it's like hours of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Oh, fis rough.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
It's rough.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Have you been there for football games? I've no What
have you been there for? Billy Joe? What do we doing?

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
I know?

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
I just heard that it's rough based on everyone whatever
one else's time. I'm going there this year, and everyone's
like it's a nightmare getting out of there. And I
just know from other football games in the area before
so far existed that just getting out is you have
to leave in like the third quarter in order to
get out. Yeah, that's what I did for Taylor.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
We left after Anti Hero, which I know people are going, Oh,
Swift Ties are like, you left before. That means we
missed Midnight Rain, Karma, Vigilante Shit, and uh Mastermind, So
we missed most of Midnight's But I've seen all of
those before. I've never seen Karma in full because I
always leave before Karma. You gotta leave during Karma. You guys,

(01:04:54):
if you go to a Taylor Swift concert, save yourselves
hours in traffic and by the way, you stationary for
three and a half hours that night, just you know,
rocking back and forth when you get to finally leave. Noah,
you did this with me. Yes, when you're leaving, it's
fun to skip to the song. It's like fun to
like move in a different way to the song and
you can't see her, but there's nothing she's doing that

(01:05:17):
she hasn't done the whole show. You've seen her thought,
you've been watching for three and a half hours. She's
not gonna move in a way that's new. I understand
people being completionists, and like I got to see it
to the end. You're not missing I promise you you're not
missing it. I haven't seen I watched you know, swift
talk or like swift reels that come up. No one's
clipping the very end of the show. It's not the

(01:05:38):
stand up part of the show. It's I know Taylor
would probably be disappointed to hear me say this, but
you gotta leave after the first verse of Karma, see
a little bit of it, and then you are gonna
get such a you're gonna not be in traffic for hours.
And so if I was terrible getting out of it,
so we but we left very early, and we still

(01:05:58):
struggled with uh, a little bit of like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Already on the top of LA traffic. No matter what's happening,
LA has got terrible traffic. And then if you have
like the most seminal concert experience of our generation occurring
in downtown or an ingle, whatever it is, it's going
to be a disaster. But I do think you should
go to one more Taylor Swift concert at least because

(01:06:21):
you got to hit ten. I mean, if you're at nine,
you've got to hit ten. You're never gonna question yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Final thought, there's no question I'm going to ten shows.
I think I'm going to use this opportunity in her
international tour to give into what my boyfriend likes, which
is traveling and I don't like. But I think that
this is the I think it was either his idea
or it had to be one of our ideas. But
to now knock out both of the things we love

(01:06:50):
together and I'll go to Singapore, but now I'm going
there to see Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
It makes more sense.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
But I will say that the show can't change for
me anymore. It's like I can't I've been as close
as I could possibly sit. I've been in the best
seat in the whole house. I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
I can't wait to see whatever they're filming, because they
were filming in so far. I can't wait to see
it that up close, where like the little Rover camera
is on stage with her as she's like doing my
tears ricochet and you know, walking down like in a procession,
and then she falls to the ground and it's like
right in front of her. I can't wait to get
up in her face when she's doing that scene. But yeah,

(01:07:30):
it's let me ask you a question, Those shows are
different except the secret songs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
If you if let's say three years from now, four
years from now, you were talking to somebody and you
were like, I went to the Error's tour ten times,
and then they're like, oh my god, yeah, I mean
I went seventeen times. How would you feel like it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
I wouldn't like it because I want I heard there's
someone on a Taylor sweat from Bess's board that said,
who who's gone the most times of you guys? That
you guys have heard of you asking other fans, and
someone said there's a girl on TikTok who's been like
to thirty eight. So I'm not going to touch that girl,
but I am going to. I think the more I go,
the funnier it is, Like I'm trying to hit the

(01:08:10):
funniest number that makes people go what the fuck? Like
I say on stage, like I'm talking about, you know,
not freezing my eggs and all the money you save,
and I'm like, and that's why I've been to see
Taylor Swift eight times and people laugh and I go
and that's not an exaggerated number. It's literally eight times
this year. And people kind of go like it's kind
of shocking, and so it's fun. I'm in this really

(01:08:31):
fun stage of telling people where they go have you
seen I'll wear like a shirt and they're like, have
you seen her yet? And I go eight times and
they go oh, and I go this year nine times total,
one time in twenty thirteen, and then ten years later
eight nine more times.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
So ye Kasey missed it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Check out the New York Times article where Nikki Glazer
is mentioned a number of times that was really good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
It was exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Nicky Glazer is mentioned eight times.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I was really three. It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
The guy that was so random because he came up
to us at the Kansas City Show. I was there
with Kirsten, my sister, and Kat and I went to
take a picture with a fan and then this guy
was just holding his card and was like, I'm just
interviewing fans and I'm like, oh, okay, I'm NICKI guys
arm comedian and he was like, oh, I know you,
and I was like and then we talked later on
the phone here you know, weeks later, and he followed

(01:09:23):
up on some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
And it was cool because that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Article interviewed Billy Joel to talk about like another musician
commenting on things, herb Albert to comment on her breaking
his record. He's a trumpet player breaking his record, and
then another I think Shania Twain to comment on the
touring and how she's another person that's touring so and

(01:09:46):
then me as the representative of the fans. I was
the only one that was like a fan that was
quoted to represent the experience.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
So that was so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
And I think they would have just used a norm
which kind of sucks for that normy that would have
been picked. But it was fun and it wasn't something
that I was like, I gotta get my publicist to
get me in with the New York Times.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
I need to quote.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
It all happened from just happenstance from me going to
enough shows that I ran into a reporter and he
happened to be sitting in our same row. I mean,
it was really weird. It was not planned at all.
But if I was an outsider looking in. I'd be like,
oh she called and like use some in to get in,
and I did not.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
It was dumb luck, serendipity.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Yeah, it was something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Billy Joels my Taylor Swift. I'm glad he was in
that article.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah, he said going to his final concert.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
I went to see him last in November of last
year or so in at MSG. I'm a billy, I'm
a piano manatee.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Do you leave?

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
That's so funny. Do you leave early?

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
No, we didn't leave early. Getting out of MSG as
a breeze. I mean, you just have to deal with
the train. It's just you walk out. That's why New
York City is so amazing. It's like, yeah, you're at
Madison Square Garden where there's tens of thousands of people
all in the same spot, and then you walk out
and it's like, yeah, this is the same amount of
people that's always here. We're prepared for.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
This, whereas Minnesota with Noah, because we walked from our hotel.
If you can walk to the venue, you can stay.
We still left a little early because I just have
that anxiety. Yeah, that was the easiest leaving experience.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Yes, we didn't get caught up in like mobs of
people or anything, and we got to like see all
the fun stuff that was happening at said, do you
remember when we were walking to the hotel and we
saw her like car with like all the police cars
around it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Yes, she had the police escort out. Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
People are always like how does she get out because
the traffic is insane by the time she's leaving the show,
I don't I would think helicopter most of the time,
but we saw police escort. Yeah, So I'll go again.
And it's the same performance every time. It is perfection.
She doesn't do one thing wrong. Sometimes her dress like
we'll snag on something and you go woo. But my

(01:12:01):
favorite part now was that. So there's a moment that
she does differently now where it's like there's this song
called the One and she's like, you meet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Some woman on the Internet and take her.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Home, and that's like the album version, but in the
in the stadium she goes you meet some woman on
the Internet and take her home, and everyone fucking starts
screaming when she just changes it to take her home,
and then esther looked at me like what happened? And
I go she changed a note and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Lost their goddamn mind over it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
How like you know, like exactly where Taylor is going
to be on the stage. It's it's the same thing
that I was like so impressed with that, you like
understand the choreography and how the show operates and the production.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
It was that's like really cool. Yeah, it is funny
to just it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
It's really fun to just look at esther when a
song ends, and then just look over her exactly as
the news song starts. I'm like, you us somebody I
don't know, and she's like, how you don't know? That
was coming out of that exact moment, or like those
little moments. There was another one where oh god, what
was it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I like that she was like go ahead, yeah, no, no, no,
Or she's like Nikki told me, don't even bother filming
because I know all the angles and I'll get it all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I gave my friends this thing of like, let your
friends film, because your friends are gonna film no matter
what I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Take it in.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Do not be stuck on your phone trying to get
the perfect thing, because you're missing so much. I can
now miss stuff because I've been to enough. Let me
just get the good stuff. And for the love of God,
if you go to a Taylor Swift show, unless you're
on the floor in the first like nine rows, film
the screens.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
They are.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
There's someone that is capturing the perfect angle of her
at all times on this gigantic, perfect HD screen. Film
the screen. Don't film her. It's your camera is shitty,
it's not gonna look as good. Trust the screens. You
can just leave it static on the screens. You don't
have to follow her. Film the screen and also change
the aperture or like the lighting on your side.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Luis c k joke about that we're like at a
baseball stadium when like someone hits a home run and
then you see all the flashes of people's cameras, like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Like their flashes, like flash's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Gonna light up Yankee stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yes, I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
You see so many people's flashes on you're just like,
oh God. But there was a moment when she did
her secret songs on Saturday Night, which are the two
songs that she you know, is always gonna be a
random thing, and everyone's just waiting with baited breath, like
what's it gonna be and I got it wrong when
I was with Noah because I saw the capo and
I go, it's gonna be Cornelia straight because it was

(01:14:42):
on the fourth fret and I was like uh. And
then the other night she puts it on the fourth
front and I just turned to esther. I go death
by a thousand cuts and then I go saying goodbye
and she goes saying goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
I was like, I got it. I nailed it. I
was like, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
And then she also played You're on your Own Kid
on piano, which was those those are my two like
two of my favorite songs ever. It was the best
two secret songs yet. I'm so excited. I was so
excited about it. It was a great moment. But my favorite
part of the show is the Illicit Affairs interlude into
My Tears ricochet. That's always my favorite part of the show.
And final answer on that, but yeah, I will say

(01:15:23):
that I'm also in La people don't dress up as much.
There were people going buck wild, but a lot of
people are just like I just got these tickets from
my friend at the radio station, like they.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Were just like people. Too many people were connecting a reason.
It's the reason so many comedy audiences in La suck.
It's the same reason when you go to a comedy
show in LA it's not as good as Denver, Seattle
or whatever. It's because everyone you're fucking connected and over
it and not wanting to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
No one was wearing like there were people just dressed
in like regular clothes. I will say Esther came in
a d's track pants and a black shirt and nothing, pink,
nothing but dazzled nothing. And she cause she just didn't
get the memo she's she's the coolest person ever. She
either didn't get the memo or didn't care. But she
saw me in my sparkly dress. We met up and
she just was like, she.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Goes, do you do you always do this? You always
dress up like this? And I was like, yeah, it's
kind of like what you do. She was just like
so weird. I was like, it's kind of like Halloween
for me. I don't know, I really like it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
She was like, Okay, did you want to give her
heads up at all?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
I thought, she's not. She doesn't give a fuck. Dester's
the coolest person ever. You gotta follow it. Monster on Instagram. Yeah,
but I don't get he needs to dress up like
I don't think she would have.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
She didn't care.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
She's just like she's the coolest person i've I might know.
No offense to everyone. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
The question of.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Which celeberty you'd like to have dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
With, I think it's none. Honestly, you can't think you know.
Luis c k is actually my one right now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I know how that's gonna end.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
No, we don't, I really, I would said to Brian,
I think I would want to like. I am very
inspired by him and artistically. I know I'm gonna get
shitped for this, but I shouldn't because you probably person
who's getting mad at me listen to music from someone
who's like beat a woman several times. But like everything,
you know, everyone has done terrible things to There's so

(01:17:22):
many men who have made things, produced things, been a
part of things that you enjoy that have done terrible things.
So back off about my interest in studying his brain
and wanting his help with my next special I just
want to, like, I wanna I want to just talk
to him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I've just been studying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
I've listened to ten of his albums in the past
three weeks. I'd be interested in sitting down with them
and talking about stuff and like asking about his process
and possibly getting some help on my next special.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
So that's mine.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I mean he is. He is probably the best stand
up comedian of the last fifteen years. I mean he is.
His stand up is miles above other people who are
even great at stand up. It really is. That's why
when this all came out, it was like, God damn it.

(01:18:16):
It's like when Michael Jackson. You can't listen to Michael
Jackson anymore. It's like, God damn it, because you can't.
It was the best, It was the best everything. No
one listening to a Luis k Our special. No one
does what he does to me when I'm listening their
stand up special. Maybe with Teresa O'Neil or something, but
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yes, But no one changes the way I think about
the world. No one. I'm constantly flooded by things. Every day.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
I am like, oh my god, that's that one thing
that Louis said, and like, it makes me look at
that differently, It makes me think of it validates a
lot of fears I have about motherhood. It also makes
me feel a little bit like sad about some of
the things I feel about motherhood and missing out on that.
It makes me feel appreciative to be a human being
and to not complain about stuff as much like he
just he's a I think, a modern day philosopher, and

(01:19:00):
I think and also more honest than most people will
ever get with the inner workings of their psyche. And
I'm I'm fucking into it, and I want to be
able to do that. But not everything he does, but
I want to be able to do and I want
to learn from that. So I guess that's who I
would go to lunch with. And that's my problematic take.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
I said it, that's a good answer. One of my
favorite jokes of his is the thing about why do
we count the years the way we do? It's like
we're just plodding on from the years zero, like Jesus, Jesus,
like everything is BC or a D. I loved that
whole way that he put the lays that out. I'm like,

(01:19:42):
oh my god, it makes me think, like, why the
fuck do we count the years this way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
It's the only comedian that I frequently reference, not because
of their jokes, but because of an idea that he
had that makes me think of differently. And then I
say this phrase maybe like once every two weeks. I go,
especially when I'm in a not polite company, I go,
not to bring up Louis c K. But Louis c
K has a joke that says blah blah blah. I

(01:20:07):
say that like every two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Yes, I'm saying it now too, now that I'm more
like versed in what he says, I say it all
the time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
I think about him.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
I say it every time I travel and there's a delay,
I think of Louis c K. And how you get
to fly through the air miraculously like a bird. Yeah,
you get to go, you know, I just think of
I always just go. You get to fly through the
air miraculously like a bird. Don't complain about fucking anything
that happens right now. You have no idea even the
big you can't. I like that the right He has

(01:20:37):
a bit about like, you know, there's a delay for
forty five minutes. He's like, that's someone's story. People will
stop doing the dishes to be like you were delayed
for forty five minutes, Like that's a story. He was like,
can you imagine the right, brothers. Hearing about that now
and being like, wait, they were delayed for forty five
we shouldn't even bother.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Let's not do this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Is like that idea is so fucking good and really
change the way I see the world, and and yeah,
he but he did make a point that he says,
don't jerk off and don't ask people. He was like,
don't jerk off in front of people, and even if
you ask them and they say yes, don't don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Do you remember when he said that, Brian.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
To me personally or on the special? I do remember that.
I do remember that he did. He did address it.
He did address that briefly, but not and I'm sorry
so much. But on the next one, but I don't
remember exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
That's what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
He was like, don't jerk off in people, even if
you ask them, don't do it because they might be
saying yes and they don't mean yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
I don't know how I feel about that. That kind
of feels like just an excuse.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Yeah, well, I'm not going to say anything further on that,
but I do at what point do you not trust
a yes?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Here's how I really to that, And I can't speak
because I will say, well, I don't know if I'm
in such a position of power, but I just got
in trouble for doing something that was someone asked me
to help them downsize their their home and I did,

(01:22:17):
and then I had just heard back that I got.
Now I have a bad reputation for doing that, like
I coerce them into downsizing their home, and it just
goes to show you no good deed goes unpunished because
I definitely did not coerce. But now I am known
as the person that like talk to someone and just
doing something they did they did not.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
You asked them like do you want some help with
this thing? And they said yes, And now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
You may yes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
That's what that's a similar exactly, Luis, It's not it's
not well, it sounds like that person said yes. And
this is what their argument is is they said yes
because they felt like if they said no, you would
be mad at them or.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Like they would be disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I had power that I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah, but do everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
And this brings into the Lizo thing like Lizzo with
those dancers is I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
She's aware of her power.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
She's someone who doesn't even think of that that way,
which she should, and that's not to excuse her. Everyone
should can consider their privilege and their power when they
do something. I have to do it often too, because
I employ friends, and sometimes I'll say something that I'm like, Wait,
you don't have to answer that, because you might feel
like I might fire.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
You if you don't like. But if you can, you
can always say no.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
But do you have to remind people of that all
the time or do you have to always just never
ask those things? I don't know what the answer is.
All I know is do you guys want to watch
me masturbate right now? I have to thank you guys
for listening to the show. We will be back tomorrow
with more Nicki Glazer podcast. Come see me on tour
Nicki glazer dot com for all the dates and tickets,

(01:23:53):
and Dumpika and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Just ignore like half of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
And then if you're upset and promise, and I'm a
good person, I promise, and maybe I'm problematic, just to
just DM me everything that you're upset with me about.

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