#379 Nikki's Less Gross, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce!!!! & No More Gossiping?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Glaser.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Here's Nikki.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Hello, welcome to the show. It's the Glazer Podcast. I'm
Nikki Glazer. I'm here in Saint Louis, Missouri in my
home studio. I'm joined by Anya, Marina, Brian Frangie, and
Noah from their home studios. We have a lot to
discuss on the show today. Taylor Swift news been traveling
a lot traveling coming up. I'm home right now for
like a couple days. I was so excited this week.

(00:33):
I was like, Chris, I'm I don't leave till Wednesday
and this is on Sunday. And he was like, yeah, wow,
what a great stretch.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
You're very busy.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I was so excited. It's so nice to be home.
I love living with Chris. That's my update. My dad
asked me yesterday I went over to see my parents.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
He was like, how's was it?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Cools?

Speaker 6 (00:53):
It cool?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Chris, I'm like, it's great. Can I just say this
guy is like, he's clean, he likes up after himself
all the time, he's organized, he is constantly getting and
this might be just like honeymoon stages of living together,
but I don't think so, because it's kind of who
he is. He constantly has the fridge stocked with my zbas.

(01:15):
He constantly is getting all my snacks that I want.
I'm never wanting for anything. He The only thing I
do is make the bed, and he would probably do
that if I wasn't sleeping in it when he left,
you know, like I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
He takes out the trash.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
He I don't even have a by the time I
think something is soiled enough for it to be cleaned
or folded or put away. He's his timeline's a little
bit faster, so we always he already gets to it.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So it's it's really nice and.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Weed gender role reversals.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I usually I know, and.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
He yeah, And I've been beating him. Oh gat changing
just try to do it differently. Yeah, he yeah, he's
he's I grew up with I think this is I
don't want to make this edible, But I grew up
with a mom who was a tidy person too, and

(02:10):
things just got done without me even knowing they were
getting done.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
And it's kind of that vibe again.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
But the thing is it keeps me cleaner because it
keeps me accountable. I want to like, I don't want
to be a slob. But it's not like I'm ashamed
of who I am and like, oh I got it
straightened up because he does. It's just making me a
little bit more just I can't be as gross as
I probably am prone to be. I will say that

(02:36):
I have not unpacked from my trip on Sunday. It
is now Tuesday, and my bags are displayed out, like
my suitcases are just vomiting in the like they're laid out.
So the whole apartment's clean, except my suitcase is like
there's a little piles in different corners.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And he's cool with that. He doesn't.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
He's not like every time he walks by it or
like do you want me to get this for you?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Like it's just agreed upon. Mike Taylor does My Stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Of Love's Blind Brazil, where the guy they broke up
because he was like, oh but yeah, no, he was like,
I watched it in Portuguese. He goes, there's there are
two things to do when you take off your clothes,
put them away or put them in the dirty clothes.
That's it. And I think about that all the time,

(03:18):
and that's why they broke up because the girl was
a little messy and was like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Think that was wine. Don't you think it's always something
longer than that?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
You know?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That was like a chief reason. Speaking of the chiefs.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I actually went back and watched Love Is Blind this
weekend because I was with my friend Lizzie Cooperman. We
did a country club together on Friday night and then
afterwards we were just sitting in our Yeah, it was
really fun.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It was just what you would expect it to be
a country.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I know with her.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Don't know Lizzie's act. No, she didn't bring her keyboard.
She was like, I think I'm just gonna do it
without the keyboard. I'm like, I think that's a good
idea because they wouldn't even know what to make of you.
They didn't know what to make of her anyway. She's
so funny. She's just like hoo.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hair Dreiza Kia Soul.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
She's just like asking all these rich people if they
drive Kia Souls. And she also has just like amazing jokes.
And they did like her, but she was berating them
when she noticed that they didn't, and it was just
nice that she called them out on it and then
they got on board. Because there's just no denying that
she is just has great jokes.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Her approach is.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Just what intimidates people and kind of like scares them,
is that she kind of stalks the stage witchy style,
and so that at first they just don't.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Know what to make of it.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
But she screamed them into submission. And I fucked up
her intro. I was gonna say, you know where, you've
seen her on the Comedy Central show Corporate, and she
wrote for my show Not Safe with Nicky Glazer, and
she has all these you know, adult swim and blah
blah blah, and and then I was gonna say, and
she's she opens on the.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Road for Richard Marks.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
We were just joking like that would be just a
funny person to say that maybe these people would respect.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Her more if she said something.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
And then she was gonna go out and say, not
all do I open for Richard Marx, I open for
the Marx brothers, I open for Marky Mark and I'm
a Marxist.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
We forgot to do that intro. It would have been
so good.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
So anyway, after the show, we were watching TV. She's
obsessed with Down for Love too, that's not the sequel.
She's also obsessed with Down for Love and she uh
and I were watching that and then she was like,
oh my god, I just realized the most insane thing
I've ever seen on reality show His Love is Blind Brazil,

(05:33):
And I was like, I think I've seen it. She
was like, where the doors open and a girl is
big and the man like can't handle it, and he like,
you know, just he hugs her and stuff. I think
we talked about it on the show before, but we
rewatched it and the girl was so cool though. She
was like, he can't handle me. That's fine. This happens

(05:55):
a lot in my life. I'll get over it. I'll
find someone who will like me. It wasn't like she didn't.
It was if it would have happened to me, I
would have been probably not been able to handle that.
But I guess that's what you what happens if you
go on Love is Blind as a bigger girl and
you know that you can't reveal what you look like
at all, You know that people are petty and especially men,

(06:16):
and that you might those doors might open, and they
might their face might fall.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
Well, what had to happen every once in a while
in Love is Blind or else we'll get boring. If
every time the door is open and they're like, oh
my god, they are just as beautiful as I imagine,
then what's the point of it.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
It doesn't get boring, No, I think I think everyone
thinks we want to see people get hurt, but everyone
wants to see everyone happy.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
I think, yes, of course we want to see everybody happy,
but there needs to be one person getting hurt per
seasons that we really appreciate when the other people are happy. Otherwise, Yeah,
it's it's like ten years ten seasons. If everyone's happy,
it's like, well, then this show is not going to
show us there's no drama.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, well, they get unhappy later. I like the reveal
that I want. Oh, I will say that I want
every reveal. I want the woman to feel beautiful and
the man to feel happy. I want always want them
to be as happy with their decision as they were
when the wall was up, and the skin texture of
the person on the other side.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
It would be nice if when they open the doors
and show how happy they are, how beautiful they are,
they cut to four years later when they're both like,
I fucking hate that.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Per Just to undercut it a little bit.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's all I want for whenever I see weddings, I
just want to snap my fingers and see these two
people in two years kind of hating each other in
the car. Look both the man driving just with bullet
hands on the steering wheel, just like like steam coming
out of his nose, and the woman just looking out
the window as far as she can crane her neck
the other way to just be like, I'm not even
in the same car as you. You know, when you

(07:43):
look so far your neck starts to her, just to
let the other person know I'm pretending you're not here.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You're not here in my world right now.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I always want to snap and cut to that, because
I think that's really what it's about.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
But we love watching people. I love watching people fall
in love.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
That maybe that's why everyone should watch f Boy Island
mirroring October sixteenth on Monday on c DOUBLE.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
My dad's very excited, really, He's like, I was like, yeah,
you know, Nikki has a new show. It's it's on
the CW, so you could watch it. It's on major network.
He's like, yeah, I watched c W. I watch the
news all the time.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Now the show, Oh my god, Yes, now you watch
CW Live on Monday, and then Tuesday it'll be on
Amazon Prime, so you can watch it there on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
You don't hear it.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I think you have to have a Prime account. So
and you still get the credit. I think it's it's there,
I still get the credit.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
What do you make your show still gets ratings and
it helps you, like it'll help.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
You guys watch it either way. I'll be fine. Yeah,
I think I'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I mean, I think everyone would prefer you watch it
on the CW Live because that's I think that's what
everyone wants, because why would they even have it delayed
a day unless there was some incentive to watch it then, So, yeah,
try to watch it live. But it's an amazing season
and there's gonna be people you recognize from past seasons.
If you haven't watched the past seasons of it, that's
okay too. I think those are both up on the

(09:10):
CW streaming app. And I don't know. She is revealed
first trap Thurston. She is that what she goes by.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
She is.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
She was a past bachelorette and she order she was
on the Bachelor as one of the contestas.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Then she was a bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
So we lucked out because she did not find love
on those shows, and so we got her on this
show and she people.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Go like, how was she?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I go, this girl knows how to do a reality show.
She knows how to let herself fall, she knows how
to let herself be vulnerable, she knows how to she
just she's not. You know, when people get on these shows,
they sign up for them and they're terrified. They like
sign up because they're may be drunk on some wine
and they see a cast and call on their stories
and they go, Okay, I'll do this, and then they

(10:03):
do an interview and they.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Kind of go, okay, maybe I can do this.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
But until they get there, they don't know what they're
in for, and they can really freeze up on camera
and not be as great as maybe people had hoped.
And and by grade, I mean, just like yourself, act
like a normal human. Don't act like I'm on TV
and I have to be perfect. It's just I think
that's what she's She's already had so much experience in

(10:26):
front of the camera that she's comfortable being in front
of it, and you know, being being vulnerable, and that's
the most important thing on these shows. So she was
great and she's funny, and yeah that's People keep asking
me how she was and I'm just like easy, like
there wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was just careful saying easy, yeah, well that too.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Do you see she No, she stand positive. Yes, she
does stand up as well, and so she's fun and yeah,
it was just it was nice to have someone on
that you know, had some media training and not being like,

(11:09):
you know, it's just it's it's just nice because by
the end of the show, everyone gets comfortable what everyone's
used to a camera, but right out of the gate
with her, it was like, oh, okay, this is a
this is a pro, is a reality TV pro.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
So it's a great season.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
My first question to you was do these people actually
fall in love? Do these people actually get heartbroken? And
I was shocked by your answer.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, I mean, no one's that good of an actor. Yeah, like,
no one's that's always.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Mystestants on the show, Like, no one on the show
as an Oscar winning actor.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
No, And I mean f Boy Island is that If
you don't know the premise, it's three girls looking for
love and then there's I think the season twelve F boys,
twelve nice guys, and they all appear as F boys
and the girls have to determine who's who. And you know,
the F boys are just there for the money and
they're there to see the women. Now they can change
their heart and after like meeting the girls, they could

(12:03):
maybe fall in love and decide, oh god, I'm not
here for the money, and I want to split the
money with the girl because at the end, if the
girl chooses the guy, all the money goes to him
if he's an F boy, and he can either keep
it all or he can split it with her. If
the girl chooses a nice guy, then she has to
they have to split it.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
So the interesting thing about the show is that.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Even if they know it's an F boy, they sometimes
don't care and they're like, no, he'll change. And that's
where you see that's where you see some good acting,
where you go, oh my god, this guy. Because I'm
playing the game too, I don't know who's who. So
a lot of times I will be completely shocked that
these guys can be such liars and so but falling

(12:45):
in terms of falling in love, like I don't know
they really do. I don't know how to describe it,
but it's just it makes sense because when you fall
in love with someone, how long does it take for
a girl to be like I think I'm in love?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Like a month of dating someone. I mean, let's be real, if.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
You really that's how long girls start to tell each
other like I think I'm in love with him. They
won't tell the guy that because they've read the books
to not do that, but they start having those kind
of feelings of like, hang out with them a lot?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
What is that? A month and the day you probably like.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
At least infatuation, hang fast.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, and probably slept together four times. Although people aren't
sleeping together on the show because there's not overnights until
the very end. These people are just hanging out with
each other all the time, talking about each other all
the time.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
They don't do anything else.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
It's like we could all find romance that fast if
our lives had no jobs, no cell phones, and all
we did was talk about the person we're falling in
love with, and that was our main goal there was
to find love. It's like it would happen to you too,
It would happen to everyone.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
No one's immune to this process, especially because everyone's so hot, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I mean, imagine you walk into a room and there's
twenty of the hottest guys you've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
You're not going to fall in love with one of
them within.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
And all you're doing all day is hanging on talking
about relationships, right, and trying to get closer.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Every time that you're not talking to this guy that
you like, someone is going. So you really like Jeremy,
don't you? And Jeremy seems to really like you. Tell
me about it. It's like it's constant, like girls chat
about the guy that you're dating, and you're not. You
have no distractions, you have no bills, you have no pets,
you have no you have to refill the britta. There's

(14:21):
your food is brought to you. You're you know, you're
staying at a hotel. There's nothing to do except.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Fall in love. So again, I fall in love. And
I'm almost jealous when I watch these people go through this.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I just always say to Bill, my producer, I'm like,
in another life, I wish I could have done these
shows where I just get a vacation from my life
for eight weeks, and all I do is have to
fall in love with people or compete with other women
to like win over a guy. That's my dream, my dream,
And Bill's always like we can get you in, like,

(14:54):
let's let's develop a show. I'm like, I'm in a
great relationship.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
So it's too late. That train has already you know,
loan Yes, I was trying to think of it that
we both made the same joke.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, but it's it's gone the trail, the train has sailed.
And but man, does that appeal to you guys at all?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
To go on a TV show.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
And fall in love the vacation part did definitely No.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
But I mean like falling in love on TV.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
No, it's too intimidating. The hot bods.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah, well the hot bods for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Is like competing. You wouldn't want to compete with all
the people that.

Speaker 8 (15:25):
Have hot bods, right, Well, yes, but let's say like
I get to have a hot bod too.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I think like, yeah, you get we get we loan
you one.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
Okay, so I get I Londs somewhere gets.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
The rent one.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
The fact that like my personality would have to like
pierce through everybody else, that's like a lot of pressure.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I don't think I'm back.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
That's the only thing I know I could do. I
have so much dumb confidence, and I would. I think
that's the problem is I think that I would win
even with my bod that I have, where my ass
is turning into a map of the United States, like
a drawing map of the United.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
States, like my sides.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Do you know that's part of your sides that comes
out like the flank of your thigh and your butt,
Like my butt goes like this, and then there's Florida
and then there's you know, fucking.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Baja California on this side. It's like a map.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
It's I can't look at it from behind anymore. It's
just become a huge problem. But even with my body
the way it is against these girls with their bodies,
I think I could still sweep it.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
But that's my delusion because I think that I would.
I would not be too thirsty, and I'm I'm a
good first date.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
I feel like I'm I'm good at getting guys to
feel really special.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Sure is what you need to do, that's true of life.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, I think you get right in there and you
ask the right questions and you're just good at TV too,
And that probably makes the guy on a TV show
feel like, Oh, this is a perfect co star for me.
So as a couple on TV, you'd work. But I
wonder how it would be the second the cameras are off.
You guys are probably.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Probably pretty boring.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Break up right away, just like most of them do,
because it is there is something so good about being
like a couple on TV. Which speaking of being a
couple on TV, there's a new one this week that
is official.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's official. Oh he's saying this
to his mom in the In the people were like,
is this their first date?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I'm like, you think she would go on a first
date with Travis Kelce to go see him and sit
with his mom in the booth?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
These people, these people have been talking since.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
I Yes, I am shocked out of all the players
in the NFL, I guess because Travis Kelce is goofy
and stuff. That that makes sense because he's not just
like some super cool like running wide receiver or something.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
He's like a goofy, fun guy, so that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
She usually goes for pretty cool, like stoic guys, so
this is.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Kind of like a.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
I don't know, I'm shocked. I would have never guessed.
No one would have guessed. That's why everybody that is
an NFL fan, all of the sideline reporters, all the
halftime people, are just like going insane and he elite.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Isn't he one of the best players in the NFL?
Isn't Isn't he kind of hot too? I mean I
have eyes, he's hot, piercing eyes. His jawline is nothing
to you know, he's taking a stick out. It is
something to shake a stick out guys.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
I think when guys see a hot guy, they they're intimidated, right,
and they and they're or and they're like admiring their
body and their and their jockiness. Like everyone loves Travis kelcey,
But the thing that always made Travis Kelcey more accessible
was that he's such a goof that it kind of
makes him less cool.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Why what have you seen him doing that's so goofy?

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Pasked him.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
He's been in many commercials where he just looks like
There's one commercial in particular I'm remembering from two years
ago where he is dancing in a commercial and he
looks The whole commercial is crazy, but he looks so
dumb doing this dance.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
He's doing that's cool Like this, he looks like he
looks like, you know, a.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Dad dancing for his daughter. It's not like people's dancing.
Yeah that you now that I'm an elite dancer. You know,
he's in a week tight end. I just feel like
it's it's nothing, nothing against him, but it's just he's
such he's so goofy and I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, I think that's what she means.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I think, Yeah, he looks like a thick slav hot meat.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
He's th bake.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
And we're going to talk about how we feel about everything,
and we're going to talk about some of the details
of it and and just my thoughts on it because
a lot of besties have been asking me what I think.
And I know it's like late and everyone's given their
take by the time that this airs, but you deserve
mine as well, and we'll zip through it.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
But we do have to get to it right after this.
All right, we're back. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
It was an alarming moment when I I saw the
picture of her pop up on my feed seconds after
it aired. I mean I was one of the first
people I didn't see it live but it was five
seconds after it happened. It was on one of the
dozens of like Taylor Swift accounts I follow, is like
Keiky Swifty or whatever, throws it up and I'm like,
oh my god. First of all, I thought she was

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in the booth with her mom because his mom looks
like her mom, which, by the way, big sign of
that's something if you're like parents look like each other.
My mom and Chris's mom looked very much alike. I
think it's a sign. You just that's like there's something
going on there. She's very close with her throughout the
booth interactions, which means they've met before, or maybe they're

(20:39):
meeting for the first time, but there's like a familiarity
there that, Yeah, that tells me they've been talking for
a while.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
There is no question that they have been.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
They have been talking within days or weeks of him
attempting to give her a bracelet at the Arrowhead show
that I saw July seventh, So they have at least
been talking to July seventh, Yeah, which is enough time.
And they've been quietly hanging out when he was injured, right,
he was injured, Yeah, so they were quietly just staring.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
At each other in a chair, holding each other.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Creating and just holding it and just looking at each other,
like Carlos and what's her name?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
On uh?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Down for Love?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
What's her name?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Do you remember her?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I was thinking of Carlos, Carlos and Eleanor and Down
for Love, quietly gazing at each other.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Story him.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
His photographs so.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Cut, that's a moment. Carlos was never with Carlos, but anyway,
So I I was like really sad at first. I
don't know why. I think it was because devastated was
the word you use. I think it was devastated.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I was like, I was just sitting at the I
had just gotten home from the road. It was on Sunday.
I was at the kitchen counter.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Chris was like looking and I we were just hanging out,
catching up, and then I just go and I just
showed him and then my face just went onto the
counter and my head just hit the counter, and I
was like.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's real.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
And I think it depressed me because anytime there's a
wedge between Taylor and I or what I imagine, and
not him being the wedge, I mean, just something that
makes her cooler than me. Or something that makes her
like I can't. She's just so like that that makes
her different than me, because I think that's the reason
I love her so much is because I feel like

(22:30):
we're so similar in so many ways.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Like her love of baking is a slight wedge. That's
a wedge. I don't bake.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I don't have any interest in baking. I'm like, oh, wedge.
Her love of organization another wedge. Okay, well I've friends
with people who like to bake and organize. We can
still be friends.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Her love of football, uh, oh, big wedge.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
And I know that I just recently started understanding football,
which Chris, by the way, was like, is that why
you even became interested in football is because of the
rumors of her dating him? I was curious like that too, No,
totally not connected at all, just a coincidence, But I
understand the suspicions. I understand, and part of me even
goes was a subconscious thing that you knew this was
gonna happen, and so you had to like catch up.

(23:12):
So I I am amping up my my trying to
like enjoy more football and understand it more because I
do want. Like I was crying, I was crying last
night because I was having an imposter syndrome day and
I was just like, just like, and I was giving
an example of just how wild my thoughts are. And
so don't judge me, listener, please don't be like NICKI

(23:33):
don't go and reddit and say Nicki's losing her mind.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
She said this thing.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
I know this is a crazy thought, and that's why
I was even saying it. But I was like, if
I were Tailor, I'm so he goes, you don't I go.
She knows so much about football, She's like such a
cool girl. Now, Like it's I was giving him examples
of how my envy this week is out of control.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I cannot control my envy.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
It's I'm envious of everything and everyone, and I'm having
a lot of self doubt, a lot of self flagellation,
a lot of self hatred.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I don't know what's coming from. I hope it's just
a you know, a moment in my.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Life because I'm just tired or overworked or something. But
it's just really, uh, it's pummeling me every day. This
like jealousy and not jealousy, because jealousy is when you're
worried that something's gonna be taken from you. Mine's just
envy of like, why can't I be that way? So
I was telling him, you know, Taylor Swift, even Taylor
Swift in the box. I was like it just he goes,

(24:28):
why would that you? You could be in the box too,
And I'm like, but she's cheering in all the right
spots and He's like, you could cheer the right spots too.
All she could be doing. She could understand football just
as much as you do. It's not that hard to
look at one guy and when he catches a ball
you cheer. But I think it is hard because, by
the way, she's not stupid. She would never put herself

(24:48):
in a situation I go, no, I bet she knows
so much about football because she would never put herself
in a situation where she would ever look dumb.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
And if you don't fully understand.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Football, you can look dumb, even if you think your
fall the correction camera all the time. Yes, So if
she is even a second behind anyone else, if they
even catch her like not knowing what football is, she
is going to be skewered, pilloried, uh witch trials. You know,
So I know Taylor in this way of her not

(25:17):
putting herself in situations where she'll looked dumb. She knows football.
That's why she was confident in being in that box
and it being photographs. So also were the colors of
the team.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
So it's like, if you're gonna wear the colors and
the red lipstick and everything, like, you gotta know something.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
You can't like you can be there and I fin
no one's looking at me that closely at games, so
I can get away with seeming like I know what
I'm talking about by cheering a millisecond after everyone else.
But if there's cameras on you watching, people would have
caught on if she didn't really know what was going on. Yeah,
and Chris was like, you're crazy. Not he didn't say
you're crazy, but he goes, you're out of your mind.

(25:54):
He's like, you need to be committed. I'm calling three
to one one for one one. I don't know when
you call, you're off sides, because yes, thank you, because
she could just be mimicking whatever one around her is
doing and you wouldn't notice. And I'm like, I just
don't think I think she knows what she's talking about.
And it just makes me sad that there's one extra thing.

(26:14):
I think because I was trying to get at the
root of why I'm so sad about this, and I'm
not sad anymore. I'm just sad at the fact I
think this all represents to me that she's way cooler
than I am. She's like, not only she's the best
singer to me and the best songwriter and just this
musical maven and she's the prettiest person with the arms
that I want in the body that I want that

(26:35):
I like almost have, but I just cannot really get anymore.
Like she's just fifteen pounds away from me, and she's
just represents so much stuff that I'm close to that
now this creates a further divide of her being like
a wag what do they call it?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Wife? Athletes get wags? How do you guys know what
I'm talking about?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Fro now home, they're called wags wives of athletes. I
don't know what iget, what it's, what the acronym stands for,
but it's just there's just a coolness thing. But I'm
just like, oh, okay, well, she's just that I can
ever hang with this girl. She's too cool for me
and I think that's what made me sad. But in
all seriousness, I'm just very happy that she looked so happy,

(27:15):
that she looked free and like she wasn't being hounded
up in that box. It seemed like she was around
safe people and she I just feel bad for her
being just this spectacle constantly, and I know that she
doesn't feel bad for herself about it, but I just
think it's there was a little bit of like I
want to protect her, and now the NFL is going

(27:35):
to be obsessed with her. It's like it's all that
much more attention, all that much more scrutiny, and now
if they win this game, she's this lucky charm.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Then when they started to lose.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
And they didn't and they annihilated, But wasn't it a.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Game that everyone kind of knew they would like?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
It was kind of yeah, Because I even said to Chris,
I think that Travis Kelce was putting it on a
little bit, like was trying harder and more impressive because
Taylor was there, and Chris was like, no, he always
is that impressive, and I go, but so am I.
But when you're watching, I'm more impressive. So I'm a
profession he goes, Travis Kelcey is a professional.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
He was doing his job. He wasn't better because Taylor
was there, and I go, I promise.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
You he was.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
I'm professional.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I know for a fact I will be doing the
most important performance of my life. But if a guy
who I am romantically attracted to, who I want to
think that I'm attractive, I will be that much better
and sparklear.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Travis Kelcey does not catch a touchdown in every single game.
He catches a touchdown in roughly seventy five percent of
the games. Okay, in this particular game, I don't even
understand why Patrick Mahomes was out there at this point.
But Patrick Mahomes threw a touchdown to Travis Kelcey at
a point in the game where it did not matter
at all, and so he just came off an injury.

(28:48):
Maybe if Taylor Swift wasn't there, Travis Kelcey would have
been on the sideline at that point instead of a
touchdown pass.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
It seems like a good match to me. And I'll
tell you why. I did not know this guy had
a dating show on E before.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, it was a show where he dated over fifty women,
and I forget what it's called, something like dating Travis
or some whatever. Travis needs to find a wag or
whatever its wife and girlfriend by the way, So you
were right, thank you. But yeah, this guy's in the
public eye. He wants to be famous. He is famous.
He's not just an athlete. So they're both like, you know,
it's not that he's an expert in his field, but

(29:27):
he's damned near close and he's totally comfortable with fame
and he's playing the game, so they're both good at it.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
He's on like like five different commercials right now too,
Like he is on TV all bummed.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Out at one of his deliveries.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I wish someone would have just worked with him a
little bit harder on that one where he's like it's
this commercial where he's like Ma Holmes, like Mahomes.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Is wearing a jersey, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
My auto, and he's like, why couldn't I be Kelsey
my home or like like c see, but they he
just let's say, like the word is they're trying to
get him to say Kelse my home.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
He just says Kelsey my home. And it's like if
someone would have just given him a little bit of direction.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
This guy could follow it and it would be like no,
it's like kel see my home, or like see if
you can get a better rate on your auto inch
kell see if you can get but he goes Kelsey,
if you can get a better rate on.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
My outer church?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Like yes, I always wonder if there's like an intimidated
director on the set.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It's like that great, that was great.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
It's like just tell someone and there's a confident man
who probably is like, I want to get an out
of here and collect my ten million dollars for this ad,
and I don't want to waste more than four.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I have a heart out because I have to go,
or that was the best take could gain.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I was like the twenty seventh take, Yeah, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Some people don't have good timing.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
But this guy another lovable tight end in the NFL,
Rob Gronkowski, who's Loveble Nickelodeon star. He is the spokesperson
for USAA insurance for retire Military, and his delivery in
these commercials is he's clearly not that it's not to

(31:09):
take the director wanted every single time.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Clearly.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
However, if I were in a commercial where I'm a
comedian catching a football, it would be so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
But I'm just saying that.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I think Crams Kelsey, if he saw me catch a
football and no one gave me any help, he could
be like, I could have given her a slight pointer.
That would have made that look way better than it was.
So I don't expect a ton from him. I'm just
disappointed in the director of that commercial and that I'm like,
you should have, you know, spoken up man.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
There's been so many gronk USAA commercials that have been
like that. It's kind of like becoming his character and
it's the word yeah, Eli. And who's the other guy
that was in the.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
ELI and Peyton Manning?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Peyton Manning was.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Did the roast with me and like his delivery is
even he's there are they talk like football players doing
a comedy thing. There's like a style of a football
player in a salsa commercial. You know, it's just I
don't know the one where's the one guy Steve Young
he's catching? Is that the guy that's catching TVs? And
he's like the best catch I've ever was the best
thing I ever cut was this TV.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Because he's a quarterback. So it's probably like.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Jerry Rice or something, Jerry Rice and Chris goes Man.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
I think this guy has probably fallen on some hard
times because he is in like a hundred commercials.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah they're in that Tostos commercial now.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
But he's good.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I think that guy has learned how to do it
really well. But anyway, you Travis Scott is, Yeah, they
have the best ads. Football always gets the best ads.
They are so funny, they're engaging, and maybe I'm enjoying
them because I'm so.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Bored with the fuck that I'm so excited something else
is on TV. Maybe that's why I'm paying attention to them.
But I know I'm not that bored with football anymore.
Slightly getting it. But I will say that.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
What I thought was so cute was that Travis Kelce
like I am getting him finally, Like he gave her
that friendship, that he tried to give her that friendship
placelet I I thought that was like a weird, kind
of desperate attempt, and I thought, Taylor, don't fall for this.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
This is a guy trying to get in the headlines
with you.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
He's just clout chasing, And you know what, I think
he's just kind of who he is like he just
thought that's the best way.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
To get in touch with her. I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Like, I don't think it was that calculated, because throughout
the whole game, this isn't a guy that's trying to look.
He is like looking up at the box to like
see if she's watching. He's like it's there was this
really long shot of him while he's standing next to
his coach who looks like the kool Aid Man. While
he's standing next to him and he's like trying to
talk to the team and give them a play. Travis

(33:37):
Kelsi is looking up at the box like a little
kid trying to look for his parents at a you know,
a third grade recital, like and like see like you know,
just like not paying attention at all, but like looking.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
It was really adorable. And I'm thinking, if that guy
was trying to be cool, he wouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
No, he's not cool.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
He's not cool.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I like it for her, and you know what he
also did. Some people have been saying this online. He
rented at a restaurant after before you get there. What's
your take on the video of them walking out?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I love that they weren't holding hands yet.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I think she always holds his hands too soon, and
I think holding hands is just a statement to everyone
that like this is love, and everyone freaks out. I
liked that they weren't holding hands. Let me just say
that first, her outfit was cute as fuck.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Let me just say.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
There is an account I followed called Taylor Swift Styled,
and this girl is amazing. She will like find the
fourth stud that Taylor Swift is wearing behind like you know,
a thousand pieces of hair. She will find like the
exact diamond stud that this girl that she bought. I
don't know how she does it, but she is connected.
She knows exactly what Taylor wears up and down. So
anytime there's an outfit of Taylor or Taylor gets spotted somewhere,

(34:43):
Taylor Swift Style will post each of the items and
you can buy it.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
So I bought her shoes immediately.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
She's wearing like these white and red New Balance sneakers
that I don't even really particularly like, but I just
had to get them. Whenever she wears something slightly affordable,
I get it. They were ninety bucks. I had to
get them. And then I also bought a denim trench
that she was wearing the other day that was not
that cheap, but it wasn't so crazy because oftentimes she's

(35:09):
wearing a necklace that's like sixteen thousand dollars or she's
carrying a bag that's like eight thousand dollars, And this
denim trench I got was like four to sixty and
I think I'll wear it forever and ever because it's
really cute and it goes to your feet and it's
like it's just great.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
But I loved her outfit.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I loved her chief's, you know, windbreaker type thing over
the shoulder, and she was kind of just like she
just looked so relaxed and cute. And then them walking out,
I liked his outfit because I didn't know this until
the next day, but he was wearing a Taylor Swift
denim set that is the nineteen eighty nine inspired. So
this guy named Kid Genius, he's a fashion designer, designed

(35:45):
a suit called the nineteen eighty nine suit and it
has this like seagulls on it, kind of looking like paint.
But that's the nineteen eighty nine, which is the next
album that she is re releasing, so he was like
wearing a tailor swift merged type thing on a date
with her. Then they went out and no, I asked
you to look up details because I haven't read all
the details. They went to the parlor in Y City,

(36:05):
Crime Social Rooftop, Crime Social Rooftop, and they he rented
out the whole place and it was just him and
his family and friends. I heard that no one had
to like give up their phones because everyone respected her privacy.
That it was just like a cool atmosphere with people
that weren't too showy or bugging her too much. And
it was just and they were like touchy feely but
not too much. And she just had like a relaxing
evening and she has never just driven off and oh

(36:29):
she was dancing.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
M hm, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I love that she's so comfortable.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
They drove off in a convertible into the night, like
that was super cool. It just seemed like he she's
always kind of the one that's walking first and then
her boyfriends are trailing behind. And this seems like a
guy that's like a fucking man who knows who he's
with and is not it is so impressed with her
and like really appreciates what a fucking diamond he has

(36:55):
and what an amazing and like he went after her,
you know, he pursued her. He you know, is still
working on feeling like he deserves her, but he probably
it just seems cool.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
With the other guy, Matt Healey or whatever. Like did
we ever hear how he courted her?

Speaker 7 (37:10):
Like?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Do we ever hear how these other guys court her?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I think they dated previously before she got together with Joe,
and so I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
I don't know how all the other people have courted her.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I mean, Indie Rocks guys don't not that he's Indy really,
but I'm sure he was just kissing, do you want?
Do you want to smoke a cigarette with me? They're
not really going out of their way.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Well, I feel bad for Telllerswift because there's no DM
sliding for her, you know, like we all get that,
and that is how most people meet this day.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
What was that she doesn't have access to that?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I mean she has her She definitely has a private
Instagram account, but her own. She's she's getting so many dms.
There's no way that she's going to be able to
see if some guy shoots his shot, so it's not
necessarily that easy for her to meet someone. I was
thinking about that, like, if I were single, I would
rely on my DMS for where people were shooting their
shot to ask me out. That's the place you go,

(38:01):
especially as a celebrity who kind of doesn't go out
that much. And I'm not putting myself into that category,
but I don't really go out that much and I
don't drink or anything like you can't. That's like your
space to do to to have someone follow up with you,
and she doesn't have that, So I don't know really
how she meets people. I'm guessing just through friends of friends,
the hat deeds and yeah, and just and people getting

(38:24):
her putting her name in a headline with them saying
I want to take Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
That got her attention. I think that was the first
thing that started.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Didn't Jen and Brad meet through their managers like in
the nineties or whatever, Like I wonder if agents still
do a little bit of matchmaking like that, Like if
Taylor's Travis's people, can't they contact our people?

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Probably, But Taylor's pretty hard to get to, I would
think for even the biggest star in the world.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
But I just like this.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I like it for her.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
She seems really happy, she seems really cute. Yeah, I
want everything I want. Yeah, Okay, what other team would
you root for?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
No one? I mean, I don't give a fuck about
any of it.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
And so, yeah, like the Colors. Kirsten's from Kansas City.
I went to school with Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, I'll you'll be playing Laurence soon.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I'll be playing Lawrence very soon.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
The city is coming on. Probably the closest team to you,
isn't it to Saint Louis?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, probably is, which which NF.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
The NFL is like very patriarchal, Like these guys are
the ones in the relationship that get the attention. Sure,
they date, like Giselle has dated and NFL are married
an NFL player, But all the women that date them
seem to have to fall into the subsurb sub role, right,
even Jozelle a fucking supermodel, But Taylor Swift is a

(39:51):
boss bitch? Has have any other boss bitches dated or
married NFL players? Because I feel like that's what all
these wags have to do. They have to sort of
diminish themselves and be a little.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
I don't know if Jizzelle's diminished herself, and then as
soon as they got the divorced, tom Brady's career fell
off a cliff.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And she always made more money than him, she was
always worth more than him. Ciara, right, there's nothing for her.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
There's no box seat at a fashion show though, you know,
like there's nowhere for us to see Tom Brady cheering
her on, which I think you're talking that.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
It speaks to the like they're.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Like, you know, Roman athletes, they're like gladiators, and so yeah,
I get what you're saying, though, I think that.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
They immediately have children and they sort of fade away.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Because women do most of the work with kids.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Well, well, Giselle Gazelle's a model and she was going
up into her forties, and most models just fade away
once they get up into that age.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I don't know. Did you see Naomi Campbell walk the
Kawwalk last week? It's in fuck insane and I think
she's like fifty two or three or something. Yeah, I mean,
it's just a genetic freak.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I just think that. No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I don't think it's going to be a problem. I
know what you're saying, though, but I think that this
is what she's been looking for as like an alpha male. Okay,
I think it's what she probably hasn't gone for in
the past. She's gone for, you know, these like tortured
artists kind of guys. Actors are kind of like they
that's feminine energy. Actors are feminine energy. Musicians are feminine energy.

(41:22):
They're always dealing in their feelings. And she's dating this now.
She's dating a guy who's in his masculine energy that
is going to allow her to be in her feminine energy.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
And I think as much as she is a masculine.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Energy on stage, off stage, she might this is where
we might be very much alike. She's she wants to
be in her feminine energy off stage, but on stage
she's a badass bitch. But she doesn't need that all
the time, right.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
I think he's.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
A tour around the world though he I.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Mean he went to Ara's tour and was talking about
how he loved seeing her kill it there, and yeah,
I think I think he's I think there are guys
I can get off on that.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
Yeah, how supportive he is of Yeah, like knows her
stuff and swifties are speculating this is.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Going to be the one they're gonna get married.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Wow, I could see it.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I think she's ready. I think she wants to have kids,
not settle down.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
I think she's gonna stay, but she is going to
be on tour until November twenty twenty four. I think
it's like me and Chris, Like Chris doesn't care that
I'm gone all the time, and then I'm on stage
and I get a lot of attention. I'm around a
lot of like hot shots. Like it doesn't turn him
off or make him feel less than because of it.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
You know, like this actually brings you close.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
Taylor Swift, you know you're you're dating somebody and you
never see each other because you're on the road all
the time. And he's tight end for the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
And Chris has a tight end. Chris was teaching me
about tight ends last night because I didn't know that.
I didn't know that term yet, and now I kind
of know what they do. Sometimes they are blocking, sometimes
they're catch they're taking a pass. Sometimes they do it.
Tight Ends have to be like big but also fast.
Is that correct, Brian, Yeah, Oh that's that's correct. They

(43:05):
have to be Yeah, you know, some some tight ends
just block. Some tight ends just catch, but the best
tight ends do both. Travis Kelce does it all.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
He's probably top He's hot dude, Top three greatest tight
ends of all times.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
So funny.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I didn't even think, like when he first was on
the scene, I was just like, he's an all right guy.
But last night, I feel like when he started dating her,
he just got hotter. And maybe it's just psychological that
I'm like, oh, he's hot now, but us stash now ooh,
just like his piercing eyes. I'm just like, fuck, yeah, girl,
get it. And I who know, I just I love it.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
I approve of it.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I'm happy. Told him I want her to.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Be happy, and she looks like glowy and happy.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
And my voice teacher was like, now, I saw your
girl Taylor Swift in the box at the Chiefs game,
and I'm like, I know already. He's just like telling
me about it. I'm like I've seen it. I'm like
I've read about it.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
I know, and I'm trying to get into like uh hah.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
And he's like, well, let me just say that girl
has such a big mouth. Her mouth is constant. He
was like, that was probably so loud in that room.
He was like even at points, I think his mom
was kind of like, WHOA like her ear hurt because
she is so resonant because she opens her mouth. Because
he was trying to get me to open my mouth
more when I sing, and he was like, Taylor Swift,
your girl. She her mouth is so big she could

(44:17):
eat an apple in two bites.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
And so I'm trying to get my mouth to be
more open when I talk, but it's so hard to do.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Also, when she wears bright red lipstick like that that
goes beyond her lip, that makes your mouth look even bigger.
I think if you wore bright red lipstick, big lipstick,
it would make your mouth look even bigger than what
you're doing right now, which if you go to YouTube,
very big. If you watch you on YouTube, you can
see how big Nikki's mouth can get.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
But you cannot get that only on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
No, you couldn't hear that. He couldn't just hear how
much my jaw and clenched. But it hurts to do
it that much to talk like miss pac Man. But
my vocal teacher was telling me that in America, all
girls talk like this with their mo mouth like they
never open their mouth because we're so ashamed of like
speaking out and we're so puritanical that it's not We
always have to like talk through clenched teeth and like, yeah,

(45:08):
I love it sounds good and we just have to
be demure and little and not big mouths.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
But the only way to have high notes you take this.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
You take a cork from a wine bottle, a longer one,
and you put it length wise in your mouth like this.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Uh huh, okay, this is to have the stretch for
you know, thirty seconds.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
And then you take another cork, a regular cork, and
you put it in your mouth this way.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I've had so many people tell me to put quirks
in my mouth just to block them.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
In it.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
You can roll your jaw this to the left and
then to the right using the cork.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I think you have a drinking problem. Many corks accessiful
to you right.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Tenps five seconds.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, why can't you use the same cork?

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Why like a little longer, so it's better for the
length wise the stretch. Okay, you can go left ten times,
hold it for five, hold it for five, hold it
ten times, then the other way, and then you can
go this way and you can go front and back
and that'll stretch out your massters and maybe I'll let
you open your jaw bigger so you can be just
like Tailor.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Thank you. I really I need that because it really
hurts to open my mouth.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Really when I when I get done with the singing lesson,
my lips start to shake and my jaw starts to shake,
and I'm like, why am I shaking? And he's like,
because it's like you know, when you work out and
you use you like you're doing squats and you start
to shake because your muscles aren't you aren't strong. And
I'm like, Okay, that gives me hope that I can
get h Yeah that I don't get botox.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
And your massaters, yeah, definitely don't trying to build them up. You.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I won't do that, Ryan, No.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
What Yeah, Brian got botox one time for his pain
and it gave him terrible migrants.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
Well, yeah, I gave me brain fog. It was I
just don't act well to it. But it actually did
help with like the the muscles weekend.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
And his jaw looked twenty three and my jall of
twenty three.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
It got offered a spread in l and then had
to decline. But did you know that there's all these
numbers that line up for Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
That people are there.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That quote, well, eighty.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Seven plus thirteen, which is Taylor's lucky number is one hundred. Okay, yeah,
the one hundred hundred, there are some They were both
born in.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
His October birthday is October fifth, which is coming up,
which is the same birthday as Taylor's grandmother, Marjorie.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
On Lover.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
And the song Cornelia Street, there's a lyric that goes,
we were a fresh page on the desk, filling in
the blanks as we.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Go, as we go, as if the streets street lights
pointed in an arrowhead, an arrow home, arrowhead. I heard
it yesterday, and I go, who's gonna put this together?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Aerowhead Stadium?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Yes, yes, And then you know, and the Chiefs won
by thirty one points this weekend, which and that's thirteen backwards.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yes, you know that this is This is the difference
between coincident and there's no such thing as signs. They're
only coincidence, and we find meaning in them. I truly
believe that, and you could find it in anything any
kind of Matthew do. And it's fun to like think
that there are signs out there and like, but but

(48:36):
I think it's just humans have to make sense of
the world and so we just I don't mean to
papoo any of these things, but if you look hard enough,
you can find anything that will like be like, there
was foreshadowing of this, But it's not like Taylor knew.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
It's not like God knew or maybe God did. No,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
He seems there's a picture on this article that I
was just reading with Travis Kelsey, and I have to say,
he is looking hotter.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
He's got he's got some. He's a little tanner then
he used to be.

Speaker 7 (49:04):
He's got he's got some like like, you know, your
dad shaved two days ago stuble, which is also making
him look hotder.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Stubble is always hot.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, don't bring my.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Dad into those so you know, you know when your
dad goes to the pool.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Yeah, I have a.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Question, would you what would be your response if a
guy surprised you on like, let's say your eighth date.
You're dating for two months and he shows up like
in a not safe sweatsuit outfit or something that's like
an homage to you in your career. What would your
response be.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I feel like if he's been someone I've been talking
to for a really long time and I have a
huge album coming out really soon that has a little
bit of like there's something that he could wear that
would be a nod to it, I would think it's
and he knows that I really appreciate speaking in Eastern
eggs and like hinting things. I would I don't wouldn't
think it's lame at all. I'd be like, oh my god,
that's so funny and cute and like you're trying to

(50:08):
advertise my album through your wardrobe, like you're on my level, man,
Like thank you, this is adorable, Like you went out
of your way to find a suit that was like
referencing this album that I'm now promoting, and I'm so
excited about that is like my baby, It would be
it would mean everything to me. I wouldn't be cringed
out by that at all. You would be anya.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I think so. But I can't imagine being anything like
these people, though. I Mean I wasted half an hour
of my life last night trying to research this Travis
Kelsey outfit. I was like, why is this a news story?
And I still don't understand, So thank you for explaining
it pretty pretty well.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
There was a designer who did his outfit and Taylor
sold it as merch or he just did it separately.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
He just did it and he called it the it
just he called it the nineteen eighty nine suit.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
So anything that's called the nineteen eighty nine album too,
it does that.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
In nineteen eighty she does.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
There's all these memes about Taylor Swift invented seagulls, like
in nineteen eighty or like because she used seagulls in.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
The in Like, there's just jokes like.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
The seagulls though it looks like how she did, No
she did.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Can you imagine if I believed that forty seagulls before
nineteen eighty nine?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Have you ever seen a seagull?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Seagulls were in the shirt she's wearing on the nineteen
eighty nine album cover. So the shirt she's wearing on
the original nineteen eighty nine album cover is a shirt
that is seagulls on it. And his his suit was
a blue suit that has like paint splatters on it
that kind of looked like seagulls.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
So it's just an homage to that album. And it
was such a re heartwork for the guy to do.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
But everyone's trying to reach anyone who does anything tries
to have something Taylor Swift in it so that they
can get money, baby, because swifties buy anything that has
anything to do with her.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Or he's just posted.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Something of a piece of chicken and a cup of
a little cup of ketchup and a little cup of
mayonnaise next to the just a bear plate of chicken,
a bear plate with a little nugget of chicken and
then two little cups of mayonnaise and then ketch up
because someone zoomed in on a picture of her and
that's what she was eating in the box.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Like everyone's getting in on this.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
As an NFL fan, I am not loving this predicament
because Taylor's Swift took over the whole weekend everybody, and
oh my god, you know how you hate whenever someone
tries to force in a tailor swift.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I heard, Oh my god, it was absurd. Everyone was
so proud of themselves.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
There was one good commercial that I saw that was
on Fox with Terry Bradshaw and there was some guy
with like a bunch of strings on a wall trying
to figure out the conspiracy theory of when they started
dating and stuff. That commercial was pretty good, but other
than that, everyone trying to even on an NFL red zone.
The guy was like, I guess there's a blind space

(53:00):
in this scoreboard for the cheat for the Jets, and
it was just like, ah, but it's not so much
actually making the joke. It's the like commenting on the
fact that you just made a Taylor Swift pun after
you make it. That really gets me where You're like,
there just left a blank space and a scoreboard. I'm sorry,
I just had to do it. I couldn't help but

(53:22):
make a Taylor Swift pun here. Oh but you'll kill me.
I guess you're gonna have to. And then they make
another Tailor Swift.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Pun then like, oh boy.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
It just again annoys me when people glom onto something
because they see dollar signs, And I think that's what's
bugging me about this whole Everyone's obsessed with Taylor Swift
and like everyone's now wearing swifty shirts, Like some bestie
sent me a picture of this woman wearing a shirt
with Taylor in the box seat already on it, Like
it's a shit and I really don't like this woman's

(53:51):
been mean to me before, and so I was like,
I don't really like that woman, but I like, I
do like her shirt, but I'm just like even this woman,
like I've never heard you be a swiftie, but suddenly
you are now because it it's cool, and it's like,
I understand if you like her music and everyone's having.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
A little bit of fun with it.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
All.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Allow the fun, but I just don't like how much
the NFL is just dollar signs.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Oh my god, that's all they see. But Taylor, you're
allowed to give that to them.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
You are, you are a commodity in many ways, and
she's allowed to give that out to wherever she sees fit.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
And I don't begrudge that.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
I do love though, that she was escorted out of
the box in a in a popcorn box, like they
had like three security guards taking out your giant popcorn box.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, it's so funny, and I just you know what
I hated was the audio from it. It was so mean.
Let me just play it because it was really disturbing
to me because.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
People are like, Taylor's in there, she's there, and I'm like,
if I saw that happening, I'd be like, Taylor, we
love you, but they're just like they want her blood.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
It was just it's just bloodlust here.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
It is.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
She okay, so they're wheeling her out now, all these
people are waiting up.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
That's her, that's her, that's her. It's just like, why surgery.
She just knows she drank too much that day and
it's only going to get worse. Let's take a break.
We'll come back with more after this. All right, Let's

(55:28):
just let's put that to bed. So I approve of it.
I'm happy for them, I'm and I'm going to work
on understanding football more.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
That's imagine if somebody tried to figure out your dating
life through your old specials like they do for Taylor
Swift and her lyrics.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Wearing with their pants in the Perfect Special and Chris
actually bought a pleather belt six years later as a
nod I don't.

Speaker 7 (55:55):
On the bag and special In twenty sixteen May Poll
twenty minutes of jokes, Chris, I think she likes it.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Yeah, you could piece together a narrative that you know
of who I've dated, But you know, people have through
the years figured out certain stories are about certain guys
that I've talked about and woven it together and figured
out some things that I didn't even intend them to
figure out. But I'm not as good as Taylor as
I she does. Everything she does wear is a nod
to something she thinks about, every little everything she says,

(56:25):
every tweet she posts, every star she draws on the
margins of a you know, the cover art.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It's all symbolic of something. So there is a reason
for us to dig into it.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
And that is why we dig into it so much.
It's because it's like a Where's Waldo? It's for swifties. Swifties.
People think we're insane because we're always reading into so
much stuff. It's because there is messaging in there. We're
not like just doing Paul is dead. Paul is dead.
Oh this license plate says Paul Like, We're not crazy
to think that there is hidden messaging because she's She's

(56:58):
told us that she does that, and she enjoys giving
us messages through that. So that is why people read
so much into it. It's not because we're lame and
desperate and just don't have good don't have lives. We're
like having fun with these little scavenger hunts that she's
given us.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
So it's part of it.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
I wish that I thought that thoroughly about my career
in life to have stuff like that, but I have
not planned in that way.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
But I do see themes.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Like I watched my old stuff and I'm like, oh,
my god, you were obsessed with that topic. Even then
you're still oh and you still have interest in that
there and you oh, you kind of figured it out here,
and like, I still talk about the same stuff, and
I'm approaching it from different points of view, Like like,
even I don't think Louis meant to always talk about
jerking off in front of people or talk about assholes

(57:42):
in every single special, but he has a different take
on literal assholes like the anus in every single special.
He hasn't a joke where it's like a specific very
uh what's the word, where it's like visceral, yes, visceral
take on a pool be asshole yes, in every single special.

(58:03):
And I'm like, oh, it's interesting to see patterns through
through artists, but that aren't even intentional.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
When Bourdain uh died by suicide and there was that
article that came out and there were like dozens and
dozens of mentions of him talking about hanging himself in
a hotel room, and it was like Jesus, we missed it.
There were like forty four instances of Bourdain.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Wait, do you see what I do? We're all going
to go God, it was there all alone.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
No, it's I'm not going to do anything, I promise.
But yeah, I mean, if someone talks about killing themselves
all the time, it's kind of probably something they're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I hate to say that, Like I just before he
did it, we were like, what Bourdeen?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And then it's like, oh, he mentioned it so many times,
insane in a hotel room, hanging himself on the shower,
on in the closet, hanging him So it's it's like
not even a couple times. I think it was like
forty four times or something. Insane.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Well, he was staying a lot of Hyatt Regency ends
at the time, and so he was depressed and going
through something.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
No.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
I mean, I went to a hotel this weekend and
I was so depressed in it, and it was so
such a bad hotel experience that I was about to
write a review shout up because I was just so
angry because their gym closed at four, which was the
dumbest thing.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Out god the guy.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
So I went downstairs ready to work out. I'm desperate
for a workout. I'm like depressed, I have to do
a show that night. I have an hour to work out.
I just want to get my blood pump and I
want to just like feel something, sweat, get alive. And
I go down the lobby and I go, where's your gym?
Oh our gym closes at four, And I just stared
at him and I go, that's the dumbest thing I've
ever heard in my whole life, which it really isn't.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I mean, I was kind of sleepy still, I just
woke up from a nap and.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
He goes, yeah, it's it's not even well, it's not
even our gym, and I go, well, you should get
one then, like I don't under sa He was like, well, you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Should be having to even let you in until four.
It's not our gym.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
And this is a really nice Marriott, by the way,
like like you know, almost like a Marriott Civic Center
where they hold all these functions, and and then I
and so I was mad about that, but that was fine,
you know, always looking for an excuse to not work out.
And then so I went back to my hotel room
and Anya. I told Anya I was bitching about it,
and she was like, do some jumping jacks or do
a plank. So I did a couple of planks and

(01:00:26):
then I then I googled yoga for depression and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
This is so funny. There's this yo, there's this if
you tell google yoga for depression.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
The one video that's for yoga and depression, there's a
girl on a yoga mat and she's just like in
the fetal position but with her head like just fully
like face down on the mat, not fetal, but like
just I don't know the position child's post.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
But like yeah, abandoned child's posts. And uh, so I
did that. And yoga with Adrian, do you guys ever
do yo?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
We do yoga with Cassandra. Oh she's Canadian, she's great.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Yeah, I do both of those. I do yoga with
Adrian twice a week, and then yoga with Cassandra. I
throw in every once in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Really yeah, yeah, I like about Adrian. I heard Adrian
is really popular and I couldn't stomach thirty seconds of
her for some reason.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Adrian has I think, better routines than Cassandra. I can
see how people can get sick of Adrian kick one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
I know how I picked this one because I was like,
I'm depressed, but like, how generally do you pick what
to do what kind of because there's so many options.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Remember, one thing is how long is it?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Yeah, so if you want to do it for twenty minutes,
you pick a twenty minute one if you want to
do it for thirty minutes. And I want to give
a shout out to Charlie Atkins. Also who if you
are doing pilates or no equipment little workouts like let's
say you're.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
On the road, you don't have a gym, you have
to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
You want to do a workout in your room for
twenty minutes, twenty five minutes, you can do like pop
sugar stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Charlie Atkins is the best one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Okay, good to know. I remember his diet from the nineties. Okay,
so oh, Charlie Atkins is a woman, Yeah, a diet.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
She's just a woman, not the actins diet person.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
And okay, but yoga with Adrian. I was just getting
triggered because they're they just are so perfect and calm,
and their studios are just like beautiful and well lit,
and they have like a little cute dog kind of
prancing around. I'm too envious.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I want to be herr.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Why are you saying they as I was for prone?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
No, it's like these girls.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
All of the studio is georgeous too, and I'm sure
she's perfect and gleaming and glowy and her hair is straight.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
And she like what I like about her. It's like
in her living room during the pandemic, it starts with
like weird Christmas lights and bad curtains. But I just
like her voice. It's soothing and she's just very encouraging
and she doesn't do any Yeah, Cassandra doesn't do any
of this like forgive oh.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
God, forget about that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, yeah, I like doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
She's like, trust me, trust yourself, and I was like,
oh my, I almost started crying because she said trust me.
I was like, yeah, sometimes, don't trust you right now.
And it's like exactly that you should be saying that
because you read my mind. I think you're in this
for the money.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Oh my god. Then I was like, no, she's not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
She's here for me and she knows I'm pressed.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Today she posts a YouTube video of a yoga routine.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
It lives on YouTube forever and people rewatch the same
video over and over and over again.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
She does have to do anything, She does nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
She does her in January, she does her thirty days
of yoga, so she does thirty days of straight up yoga,
and then she'll post like nowadays, she posts like one
video every two months.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
That's all she has to do.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
And people watch the videos over and over because they're
doing the routines and she's making.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
So many racket But I would feel if I were
her bored, if I put out, if I just out,
you know a bunch of podcasts and people just watch
them over and over, and my life was then just
I don't need to do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I would feel.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Board she's depressed and she has to do depression.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
No, she was doing that for us. This girl does
not know depression, or at least that's what I project
onto her.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
It's been interesting to watch Adrian over seven years because
her everything's been improving around her, Like you watch the back,
like the first background is like she's al Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
She didn't have a dog at the beginning. Then she
got a dog, a very good dog, Benji.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
She had a shitty house at the beginning, and now
seven years later she's got these panoramic views behind her,
like she's living in an Oprah's mansion.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Yeah, Cassandra had set too. I noticed she's no longer
in the in the bedroom of the Christmas lights. She
has a big expansive deck and like peacocks in the background.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
But hey, she got me. I got I watch for
videos all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
It's yeah, I I just don't how do you know
to do yoga for versus a different workout like heat?
And I don't like how it's hi.

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
Hee tight on a stretch and it really is. So
usually if I do a weightlifting workout or something like that,
then the next day I'll do yoga to kind of
stretch it out. Hit is like is like cardios, so
like that's what you wanted to do with the Marriotte
when they so rude yes down the gym early mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
I run and so I like doing that because you
get it done. Yoga's too slow? Is there fast yoga?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
I don't That's why I can't do yoga.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
So it's strenuously Noah, you were it's too slow for you.
Too slow, it's so slow. I'll do mobility exercises. There's
this like Australian guy. Uh, I can't remember his thing.
It's like total body something. It's like this, like he
looks like he could be an f boy. Oh my god,
will you send me that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Because I would like to do mobility exercise, but I
don't want it to be slow, and and I don't
want you to assume that I know what all these
poses are and I know that it's annoying for people
who So maybe I should do a beginner's thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Yeah, you're like, but I think beginner is for losers.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
If you want to do yoga where you're not where
I like staying in a stretch. I want to stretch
my leg.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Yoga for losers is so funny. I bet she probably
has one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
If I want to do a yoga where you're moving
a lot, then you have to do vinyasa yoga where
you're constantly flowing it's flow. You're so you're always moving
through different things. Ali's got a really good yoga person
that you found, I think through Peloton who is like
no nonsense, like stretch like this, now, move like this, Okay,
stretch like this, and it's like not really all the

(01:06:46):
spiritual stuff. And you're not standing still and listening to
the h copyright free music in the background right, just stretching.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Well, I have been listening today.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
I listened to Louise Hey because I was I've been
depressed lately, and so I've been trying to listen to
you know, uh self like affirmative Uh what are the
called affirmations? And and I've been reading the Four Agreements.
Also another thing that everyone has always talked about. No

(01:07:16):
one's following this ship. I'm sorry, like we all are
gossipy little cunts like I don't know how to break
the cycle. I mean literally, the Four Agreements, I'm only
half I think I've only read two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I got two more to go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
And the first one is be impeccable with your word,
or maybe this's the second one is be impeccable with
your word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
What are they.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Don't make assumptions, be impeccable with your word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
First two.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
You know the first two you just said. I haven't
gotten to yet, but I just got through impeccable with
your word today. Do you know what that requires you
to do? Never lie, never gossip, never say anything to
anyone that would harm them or hurt them. Oh nexts
me back to the TELL review. I wrote up this
review because I was annoyed. The hallways were loud and echoe.

(01:08:07):
I could hear it sounded like someone was washing chains
in a bucket in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
All night long. Else it was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
It was so loud it was and my you know,
thermostat didn't work, and there were all these things, and
I was just in a bad obviously, I've been in
a shitty kind of cloudy mood recently. And I fired
up you know, Google reviews to write one. And it's
anonymous because I don't use my actual name on there.
And I wrote out this whole thing and I gave
three stars and and I was and I even wrote

(01:08:36):
like I don't usually write review I'd never written a
review of Hodel my life.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
I started. That's if you really want to get them.
That's a great way to start a review.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Because it did feel to me this is I need
to prove that. This is people need to know. And
then I was about to fire it off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
And I go, what are you doing? Everyone is trying
their fucking best. You do not need to put this
out there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
This hotel, These people that are working at this hotel, well,
the reason why things are probably not great at this
hotel is probably because they all have a shitty boss.
The people at the top are mean to them, and
everyone trickling down is just like trying their best and
trying to get through the day. They don't need to
open up their Google review and read a mean review
of someone that just stayed there that someone is now

(01:09:18):
going to get yelled at about or something like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
It's just not constructive. It's rude. You don't need to
do it. It's just putting negativity out there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
So I was impeccable with my word in that way
because I just didn't want to put out that negative energy.
And I erased the whole thing, and I was it
was almost like journaling, like I got it out of
my system.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
But I did not write the review.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
And I'm really proud of myself for that, because it's
hard not to be a little like bitchy customer when
you're like, I'm paying this much at night for a
sweet and I was all it was loud. It's like,
it's no one needs it's already done. You're not coming
back to this town. It's not gonna happen again. It's
you know, people can handle it on their own, they
can figure it out on their own. This place is

(01:09:55):
well rated. I don't want to ruin their rating. Like
it's just it's not worth it to me. And so
I didn't write that review because I'm trying to. And
that was before I read Impeccable with your Word. I
read Impeccable with your Word today that chapter final thought,
it's gonna be very exhausting. I mean, I already broke it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Today.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
We're gossiping about Taylor swiping Travis Kelce, we're having like
little snarky opinions. That is being impeccable. That is not
being impeccable with your word. Being impeccable with your word
means that you you don't ever betray yourself, and being
mean to others or critical of others is actually because
you're obviously insecure, and that insecurity is being self critical

(01:10:37):
and therefore impeccable with your word. And so I'm going
to try to do this more in life, because I
do think these are the you know, have you read
the book? Obviously, Anya didn't leave a lasting impression on you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Oh, I just glossed over it. I just read it
on Google, Like, what are the four agreements?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Okay, got it? I always thought you were one of
the people that told me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Anyone who's like seems to have a pretty good I
don't remember it. I just remember the four agreements. I
don't remember. I thought impeccable with your word just meant
don't lie, like, don't be full of shit, don't say
I'm my god, let's have coffee next week. I can't
wait to see you and then walk off and never
do it like, don't say I'm so sorry if you're
not sorry, don't say you want to have coffee if

(01:11:22):
you don't want to have coffee. Just tell the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Yes, And I think that that is I feel like
I have a pretty good grasp on that. But I
think the thing that gets me is gossip and shit
talking because it feels so good. I'm telling me therapis
yesterday that it feels so good to talk about people
behind their backs. Do you guys all agree that when

(01:11:49):
there's some juice on someone and then you find someone
that you both know and you can talk about it,
it's one of the greatest things to share in the world,
other than like a shark couterie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Board like it's a vegan one feels yeah, you know,
like it just feels like so well. Dear Abby er
versus ster I for ann Landers, they said that the
original definition of gossip was just light chatter between people.
It wasn't mean spirited. It was the way that people connected.
So that is a good thing that comes out of

(01:12:24):
oh my god, you know that person, Wait what do
you think of them? Like, if you're not harming them,
it can be very freeing to vent to someone else
in a set.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Yeah, that's where I couldn't see the difference between like
I have some anger about something and I need to
talk it out, not with that person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Is this now gossipy?

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
I think it can be when it becomes mean spirited,
which is I think a way that I process my
anger is making fun I mean, obviously I'm a comedian,
so when I'm angry about something, I will mock it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Really cruelly, and I think that is that's not very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
But I think adult comes from a fear of being
mocked myself. I mean, like, I was really trying to
get at the root of some things in therapy yesterday,
and it all comes down to I don't want someone
to call me ugly. Like that's literally my entire fear
in life is like, call myself ugly before someone else
can beat them to it. Don't be too loud because

(01:13:23):
then boys will see you. And I, at a young
age knew that kids were not to be trusted, that
they kids said the darnedest things. So I was really
quiet in my childhood, and then when I got to adulthood,
that's when I began speaking more freely because around adults,
adults don't say you're ugly, they don't talk like that.
But in middle school, high school, boys will just call

(01:13:44):
you fat, they'll call you ugly, they'll call you unfuckable.
And I think that's why I was quiet through my
childhood and adulthood, is because I never wanted to hear
any active criticism. And then I think that's why I
became able to even do what I've always wanted to do.
Which was perform and put myself in this spotlight. Was
like as an adult because adults don't criticize each other.
And then the Internet was invented, and that's a forum

(01:14:08):
for adults to criticize each other anonymously all day long.
Do you know that there before the Internet, there was
not a way to anonymously publicly criticize celebrities at all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
There would have a way to like the back pages
of magazines.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Yes, do you know that David Spade when he did
the remember he member, I hate when people remember when
he did the Hollywood Minute and he was he would
skewer celebrities on that. Yeah, and he would say like,
oh I saw the Bodyguard this weekend and I want
my money back, And there was like jokes like that
he was. That was the first time a person had

(01:14:48):
publicly like gone and like roasted something. There was nothing
like that, So that was the He got so much
hate for that from celebrities. Celebrities still hate him to
this day about jokes he made on that because there
was no one mouthing off about any of this stuff
before that little segment on Weekend Update, which I thought
was really an interesting just piece of like Wow, there

(01:15:10):
wasn't a place for that to happen. Celebrities could just
be and no one would make fun of them. I
mean maybe in the early two thousands, before social media,
there was like, you know, they would have Yes magazine
and then they would have the bad wardrobe mistakes and
there would be little comedians writing in and saying like
little barbs.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
I mean that was pretty much it was there anything
like that before.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
I mean, show and complain.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
But really social media is like middle school in terms
of how mean it is. It's like an assembly at
middle school where the auditorium is dark and the kids
are just shouting at you on stage and saying the
meanest things. It's like it really has turned turned adults
into kids on a playground.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
People are so mean. I mean, yeah, I wanted to differentiate.

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
It's different than reviews, though I think I personally find
reviews incredibly helpful, even the negative and the positive.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
So I think it's different.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
If you're gonna say, like this hotel doesn't have a
gym after four pm and the hallways really loud, I
wouldn't stay here. That's helpful to people But if you're
just going on the internet to make some comment that's
clearly about you and not them, just negatively wanting to
spew hate towards somebody for fucking no reason at all,
then that's the that's useless.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
I've wanted to do it before.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Oh my god, the worst part of me wants to
like cyberbully and just call people out for shit they're
doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I'm like, that's so cringe.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
You're such a loser. I've never done it before. I've
never created a fake account and like gotten mean online. Ever,
the only time I've created a fake account is to
defend my friends who have been taken down in certain areas.
But there's a bad part of me that if I was,
you know, had a little bit more lead poisoning, or
my parents were, or had you know, less high IQ's,

(01:17:03):
I think there's a smarter way to say that, I
probably would invent these accounts and be mean to people online.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
But there's a there's a conscience.

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
I have and a and A I think it's like
and also just your your more respect code.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
No, you you value your time more.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Like no, But I spend that time zooming in and
you know, thinking it to myself and sending it to
Noah and Anya on our fucking chat, you know, like
I spend time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Making the comments. Yeah, there's there's time being wasted.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
I'm just saying, I'm I haven't gone so far as
to like put the hate out there because I'm trying
to be AMA. But here's another thing with impeccable with
your word that I was gonna say, is that, oh fuck,
what was it I was talking?

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
You were talking about reviews, and.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Oh, this is the major thing that I don't think
people understand, and I think I've probably said it on
here before. When you read when you go to watch
a YouTube video or you're looking at an Instagram post
and you feeling like, you know, we're all in I
read comments.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Do you guys read comments of things.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Not your own comment you're not talking about like other people's,
like if you're looking at your friends on the podcast
with Rick Glassman and yes, if you read if you
are watching a YouTube video and the first you know,
there's like a hope, a pasted comment almost that comes
up with the video that you can't you don't even
have to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Scroll to read.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
I always read those, and I actually read comments of
anything that I'm kind of a little bit invested in,
whether it's a Taylor Swift picture on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I go to the comments.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
I want to see what people are saying, and things
are upvoted, so it's like the most popular opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
That comment one hundred percent, without question. And I am a.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Discerning, very critically thinking person. That comment, without question, impacts
how I perceive what I'm about to see or what
I have just seen and already made. It will shame, yes,
or if I don't even want to watch it, I'll
just step away with I guess it's unfunny, or I

(01:19:04):
guess this is hilarious. I what these anonymous comments do
is they do poison us.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
They make us.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
You don't know who it is, and you think we
think we're above it. That ah comment's not going to
impact how I look at this person's body or how
I perceive her life, or how funny this clip is
or how amazing this song is. It without question does
There's no I would love to see some studies done
on it. But I think comments are truly dangerous sometimes

(01:19:33):
they I don't know why I rely on them so much,
but I do. And I don't read my own comments.
And that's why I can't even watch anything I do
on YouTube because if you click it, a comment fucking
comes up. I wish you could opt out of comments
just showing up willy nilly, but it's I think they don't.
You guys feel influenced by comments, even though you are
all smart people.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
There was a theory about that. Yeah, I forget what
the name of it is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I'll research it. I will research this theory, but it
does exist. I talked about on the Girls Chat once
that they did an experiment and if you answer a
question incorrectly in a group, it will influence the other
people to also answer incorrectly.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Yes, that's why. This is why I love the.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Sometimes I'll have a bunch of comments on a video
or a cartoon or something that say it's funny, and
then someone else will say like, well, that was cringe
or that was shit, and I love I love when
someone else replies to that person and goes, what the
fuck are you talking about? This is hilarious, and then
a bunch of other people upvote that guy. That is
Those are the best people on the planet. Thank you

(01:20:38):
to those people.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Getting in there and refuting the negative ones.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Yes, those are the heroes of the day for sure,
because that is we need those people out there, because
if someone doesn't refute.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
It, that somehow becomes just as meritable.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Is that a word as the comment that's saying it's
good or a million comments that say it's good. You
might it might be more well written than the comments
are that are saying it's good, So you might go,
this person seems that's negative, seems smarter. It's like using
correct punctuation. He's actually using a big word. Maybe I
should ignore all the other comments because they're just like
this shit's so funny and sounds like a bunch of

(01:21:13):
dumb people. Maybe the smartest person and here is right
and he thinks it's horrible. Sometimes though, I think it's
just interesting. Like that kind of makes my head spin,
and it makes me wonder, like is my opinion authentic?
Is it truly my opinion? Or am I just expressing
someone else's opinion that I've read. I think the most
true thing that where I can just tell if I've

(01:21:33):
enjoyed something or not without any outside opinion is when
I hear a song in a cafe and I shazam it,
You know, like there's no outside influence. It's ambient music.
It's not no one's telling me this is the new thing.
It's like, it's just I this is I like it,
and I must just like it without anyone telling me
to like it. And you know, I was talking to

(01:21:54):
Chris last night about how I with I'm suffering with
imposter syndrome lately and just envy, and I was like,
I gotta stop going. I gotta stop seeing people who
are selling out all these shows. And I have to
stop seeing people who are pretty much just selling out shows.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
I'm just like annoyed by it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
I Ticket sales are like hard to sell, right, tickets
are hard to sell in any climate, but especially now.
But when I'm seeing these comedians just so flawlessly do it,
it just fucking irks me. Makes me feel bad about myself,
makes me hate myself, makes me think I'm not good
at social media, I'm not good at come all these things.
And then I'm saying this in bed as I'm staring
at posters of Taylor.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Swift like right next to me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I'm like, and I gotta get I probably gotta stop
looking at her so much. And then I was like, actually, no,
I don't because she does not make me jealous, she
doesn't make me envious. There are times, yes, I wish
I were her in that meaning all the time, but
she fills me with like hope and happiness, and she
makes me feel good. She makes me feel her music

(01:22:51):
contributes to my well being. Watching her and surrounding myself
with her. As envious as I am of her, I
get more than I am being taken away from.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
But I got I think I gotta get. I gotta
kind of cut.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Out of staring at people's stuff recently, and I don't
even I mute most of the people that trigger me,
but people are getting through on my Reddit, and that's
where I have to be more discerning, and I just
have to not join reddits now that of things I
want to keep up on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Sorry, stand up comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Can't follow you anymore because I'm getting true too triggered
by how much you love everyone except me. And it's
okay because I know that I'm not for everyone, but
it's just I can't. It's my I guess that is jealousy,
where you think if people get praised, it's like taking
something from you. So I guess I do experience jealousy
in that regard. But I also love stand up Comedy

(01:23:44):
Reddit because you get to see so many new stand
up comics that are great, and I get inspired in
that way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
I'll get through it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
We'll get through it this week. We'll see you tomorrow
on the show. And this weekend I'm in Vegas with
David Spade The Venetian. Those are going to be amazing shows.
Next week I'm in Prior Lake, Minnesota, and Calgary. There's
all the tour dates up at nick blazer dot com.
Check them out and have a great day. You guys
will see you tomorrow on the pod Dumblica and did
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