#432 Pay Pigs, Besties With OnlyFans Respond & A Heartwarming Text

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nikki Glaser Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Niki Glasers Nikki, Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's Nick Leaser Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Sounding kind of husky here in Hollywood today, That's right.
I'm in the iHeart Studio with Brian Frangie live. We're together, Yeah,
touch fingers energy.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Finally, Yeah, I know. I feel like we're actually together
more often than you'd think.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
We really are.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We've been on the road a lot, but over the
last like six to eight months, there's been quite a lot.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Of so much time together.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, f Boy Island and then now Lovers and Liars,
which you can watch on the c W app for free,
or you could watch it live on Thursdays on the
CW at I think like eight ninth Central. Check your localist.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're better off watching it live than recording it on
Hulu because the ad experience on Hulu is like, the
CW has a really bad deal with Hulu, and so
the ad experience, even if you pay for no ads,
is like, what.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Are you talking about? If do you pay for no ads?
Why are there ads?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Because CW doesn't have a deal. I don't even know
if we should talk about this because it's like bad
mouthing CW a little bit. But CW doesn't have a
good deal with Hulu, so whenever a CW show airs
on Hulu, it's like loaded with ads.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
This is this not paying for ads really makes me
so angry, Like it's so weird that they're like, if
you don't want to be manipulated and brainwashed, you gotta pay,
Like it's it's it's actually acknowledging how bad ads are
that you have to pay to get out of them.
Like I think before we just never really connect. There
was no way in the eighties and nineties to opt

(01:35):
out of ads. It was just a part of life.
And now it's like if you don't want plastic in
your water, you're gonna have to pay five ninety nine
for a glass. Like they're acknowledging with these Uh, well,
you know, the.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Way to scientifically proven to not let the ads manipulate
you is to pay attention to them and find something
that you don't like about it.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
WHOA did you read this or is this.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
This is science?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, this is not frengie sign. This is regular science
that if you just let the ads wash over you,
then subconsciously they will influence your behavior. Whereas if you're
conscious and you're observing the AD and you're saying, I
don't like that product or this ads stupid, that actually
is better for your subconscious than to just let it.
There's ads being filtered into your brain at all times,

(02:19):
Like you live in and everything's an AD. Even when
you're looking at content, it's usually an AD.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Now there's an AD on you.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
There's yeah, well that's for the mere Woods, which is
a but it's.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Still an AD. Is an island, that's an AD on
your hat. I have an AD on my Converse sneaker.
Feel like the book I was reading, Letting Go, he
talks about how we just are all walking billboards now
and how like it is they've they've manipulated enough that uh,
these fashion brands, you want to wear them? You want
they found a way that we want to wear a

(02:50):
billboard for them, right, and that we pay extra to
to advertise if something has a label on it, we
will pay extra. That is amazing. It's almost like Chris Convey.
My boyfriend always says that whatever men did to convince
women that bikinis were acceptable to wear out in public, however,
whoever engineered that bikinis were an acceptable thing for young women,

(03:13):
hot women to put on and parade around in, because
they're no different than underwear. There's a genius we like.
Not only do we wear bikinis, we like wearing them.
It's not like we got them to do it. We
pay more to wear less fabric. Bikinis are so fucking expensive.
Let's just take a guess, Brian, if I'm gonna go
and at my price point something that's being advertised to me,

(03:33):
they don't. It's a girl like I would say. The
bikinis being advertised to me are what most girls get. Okay, No,
I'm guessing you're gonna know the same price points. So
let's see what Brian thinks a bikini would cost.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
And this is gonna be interesting.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, a bikini not like a luxury bikinis, like a
regular bikinis, just one that's.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Gonna maybe last you, let's say, three summers, because of
the quality of fabric and which is kind of not
guaranteed any more. But just a really cute suit that's
going to be well made and isn't fast is probably
fast fashion, but seems like you're kind of it's not
fast fashion prices.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm gonna realistically guess seventy dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
For the whole thing. Yeah, okay, Well here's the thing.
You have to buy them separately. Yeah did you know that?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, well, you have.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
To buy the bottoms in the top, which makes sense
because the sizing is all different. But you know what,
I'm buying a small in both A lot of times.
I'm buying a medium in both a lot of times.
It's not a lot of times that I get mismatched.
And you should be able to buy them in sets,
even if you just add them together. The price together,
like let's have step let's have us seventy dollars bottom,
which is probably the price point. Ye, seventy to one

(04:40):
hundred and fifty dollars for a decent swimsuit mid level.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Right, No, I would do a great piece a piece.
He's about seventy bucks a piece.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
A piece, But no, I would say that even it
would go up to one hundred bucks for a bottle.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, No, some is on the lowest. Yeah, so exactly in.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hunter Biden's America.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's so, but they should have it. So not only
do you I don't even know what to do with that.
We're that bikini that was a sound from his laptop.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Someone just opened it.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I know nothing about the Hunter Biden thing, literally nothing,
because it felt like such a fucking waste of time.
It felt interesting, like, oh, there's maybe some illicit things.
But as someone who's you know, film myself smoking crack and.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You know, in seems like he's having a good time.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You know, I don't even know what he did.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
But like as someone who's taken illicit pictures just for
fun or whatever, I'm just like, I don't judge it.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, he's not the president anyway.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But bis back to bikinis. Tops, sell them separately so
that women who have a different sized top and a
different sized bottom can buy a full suit. Please fucking yes,
please fucking god. Sell them as sets because so often
there is a slight sale on a website and you
can buy the top, but you can't buy the bottom.

(06:02):
And you know what happens to that all the tops
go in the fucking trash because no one's just buying
a top. So unless you find a way to sell
them together.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
This.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I heard the Brandy Melville documentary that I told girls
Chat to watch. It's called like hell Welcome to Hellville.
Brandy Melville is a fashion designer for young girls like
tweens too, I guess to Melville, yes, twenty eight year olds.
I've even bought a tote bag there recently, but it's
all it's one size fits all, so it's only you
what a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
It's amazing. Oh no, no, it's it's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's and it's it isn't it's one size fits all
because you can fit all stuff in it. It's a
great tote bag. But you walk in these stores and
it's only size small. It's crazy that they get away
with a bikini. I mean, what do I do? But
they just have little shitty shirts that are tissue paper
thin that say like New York on them, and little
baby teas and just little things. But it's the whole store.

(06:58):
The first time I ever walked in one, I could
not believe, in this day and age, where we are
so about pro body positivity, that they get away with
a store that's all size small.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
They don't want larger people to wear their clothes because it's.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Then then it is good because there.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well it might, but it's you know they want to no.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, no, I'm saying they think it won't look as good.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's like when they paid the Jersey Shore to not
wear Abercrombie back in the early two thousands, Abercrombie paid
them not to wear it.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Do you remember when, like back when we were younger,
do you remember that when we really I feel like
that was peak brands on shirts like American Eagle Aero,
like I would wear that would say aeropastale, like going
down there, not.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
An arrow past ole.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
That was always confusing to me why people wore they
label aeropostyle, because it was everyone knows it's a cheap Abercrombie.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Why would you be or like Old Navy, It's like
we all know. It's just being like I'm poor, which
is fine, yeah, but it kind of like being out
of line by saying that, Like it confused me when
those brands were like such.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
A dad brand to wear, Like if you're wearing a
thing that's advertising Old Navy, you are a dad.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
But I think it's lame to advertise anything, like when
people have like Chanel or Balenciaga, like baby, I'll wear
a label if I just think it's a cool logo.
And yes, sometimes I can be a little brand bitch
and there you see like sometimes the logo that is
also a fashion brand of like a fashion house that's
a lot of money is cool. Gucci looks cool. Sure

(08:27):
they figured it out, So sometimes I'll wear that, But
I do think it's lame to be like I like
one time I saw a couple walking out of Oh.
It made me so mad. We were in Veil, which
is like label capital and just people wearing things to
look cool. Like everyone all these women walking around in
like fur full like fur coats and those big hats

(08:47):
that are like those Russian and.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's like fifty five degrees.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Outside in January, and I'm like, this isn't working out
for you, Like, this isn't actually doing what You can't
argue that this is like the way you want to
dress because you're cold. You're just being an asshole. And
there's a store called, Oh, It's the it's so expensive.
I didn't even memorize the name because not Bogner. It's
some kind of ski brand. And if you know, you

(09:10):
know that is so insanely expensive. There was a jacket
for a dog that you could buy for your dog
that was like two thousand dollars, Oh my god. And
Current and Chris Chris's brother were walking around it being like,
you know, I was just like, this is bullshit.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
People are paying this for? Why is this so? Why
is this so special?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
And I walked into the store and the guy's like,
and I'm already mad at even in the store. I
don't want to support this because on the way in
the store, which I was gonna say, is a couple
that is taking pictures with their bags. Oh God, look
how much we just spent at Noah, will you just
google like highest end ski wear brand because I need
to know this name because I just I hate them
so much. So I walked in and by the way,

(09:50):
everyone all the shop people who worked at these shops
and give you the stink guy, like you are trash
because of your old navy shirt or aeropost style shirt
or Brandy Melville to they can't afford a shop there,
so what are you giving me? You're making her it's bogner. Yeah,
there's another one.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think it's a great marketing tactic because if they
give you the stink guy, if they gave me the
stink guy and I was a billionaire, I would buy
like a million dollars worth of goods just to spite them.
I know.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's the thing. That's when you have like a bad
uh waitress. Yeah, and she hates your table and everything
you ask for she rolls her eyes and you go,
I am gonna tip her so much so she knows
that I'm a good person and that I'm worth liking,
and then she'll have to like me. And people say
that's a dumb thing to do, or I would I
guess think that was dumb, Like, don't reward someone being
an asshole, But it's such a good feeling to prove

(10:44):
someone wrong about you like you and I just bought
you liking me, Like that's a powerful thing to do.
Would be like, you didn't like me, and now you
do because I gave you me. That's so sad. You
like me now because it's money. I'm out money, so
I'm an asshole. Yeah, but you're out your dignity. Yeah,
because you now like me because I gave.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You purchased your dignity for thirty percent of the bills.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that's fucked both sides of that. I figured out
something on stage this weekend that I was like, I
think I want to make into a larger theme and
I want to present it to you. Okay, So it
just like came out when I was talking, and I
think maybe when I was on stage it felt really
like whoa. And then I got by backstage and tried
to repeat it, and no one was like, really that
blown away by it so often much because the way

(11:29):
I said it was just funny and people responded, and
I was thinking they were laughing.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Because it was profound or something.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Right, Okay, so I'm a fresh year. I've never heard
you say this.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Never, So women spend I was lamenting on women. Women
be shopping, right, and that's essentially what it is. Women
be spending then so much money on nails and hair
and all these things in spraytans and all these things
that take so much of my time where I could
be earning money, Like I literally can't earn money when
I'm in a spray tan booth. I can't earn money

(11:58):
when I'm doing my nails. I can't even be on
my phone making deals like there's your parallides. Right, So
I just kind of talking about that experience, jokes, joke chokes,
and then I said, and men get to work and
make more money, and I go, but we're doing this
so that men then want to fuck us and spend
the money they make by not doing those things on us.
So the things we do that make us less money

(12:21):
make us have men give us that money, and then
the men take that money by not giving us money
for doing the things. Do you see that there's some
kind of connection here.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, So are you trying to say that women being
hot is good for the economy.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Maybe I'm just saying it keeps We're part of the
problem just as much as the men are.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Like, it's not that we're we're all invested in this.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
We spend money on our looks and then men don't
spend money on their looks, and in that time they're
making money. And then that money because we come out
of the salon after having earned no money and they're like,
you look so good, let me buy you this bag,
and then we get the money. But then they get
the money back because we spend it on the bag
that they made because they were working. They call a
bartering system. Okay, I tried to look up like the

(13:07):
it pictured like a there's gonna be a gratch, Like
that's the way capitalism works.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
But what if we're stop trying to look like.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
A Lyssa Strata situation where if women walked around looking
like old hags for all time, then the GDP would
go down significantly.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I think everyone would just adjust and you'd still want
to fuck us. But for other things, like you know,
we weren't not getting we weren't not getting laid as
cave women. We still had like as there is a
new level, Yeah, the bar would lower and.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Changes culturally based on you know, back then, if you're
a cave woman, it would be hot if you had
like a fishbone in your hair.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Nowadays it's not hot in any whoa Yeah, like you
would just twirl your hair up in a little fish bone.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Oh my god, her net.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah. You remember, like back in the in the Victorian era,
when like just showing your ankle was like a let's
get back to that a boner.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Uh surprise, surprise.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, it totally was.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Nowadays ankles not enough.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
But I will say that whenever I think, like, if
you're a girl that's trying to take like a thirst
trap online, what you don't show is more important than
what you do. Yeah, it's like leave some whenever I'm
trying to take a picture and I look like there's
a part of my body that I'm like, oh, this
is a really like my waist looks really tiny. Here,
I'll like put it behind something because I'm like, no,

(14:26):
you don't get to see how tiny my waist is.
And I'm not trying to make it look tinier. I'm
really I'm obscuring the thing that you want to see.
And this is for both men and women, because I
know in pictures when I'm like, wait, I really want
to see like her leg looks I think her leg
looks good, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's a great business strategy just don't show it all. No,
you can't show it all, and then you put it
behind a paywall and you charge people for only fans
to see that waste.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Speaking of yeah, we got a lot of messages back
from people that we'll get to a little bit from
people who have done OnlyFans and.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Tell us, yeah, it's been printed out.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I just read one on the way to the show.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Fascinating.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You learned some some cool stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I learned some cool stuff. There's some cool people. Mostly
what I learned is that it sounds to me like
only fans is just like people on social media in general,
where it's just like, you're trying to do this thing
to make money. Yeah, and there's a lot of people.
There's a lot more people trying to do it than
you'd think, and it's way more competitive than you'd I thought,

(15:23):
at least if it was just like five six years ago.
I believe that if you made the decision to go
on OnlyFans, which is a barrier that a lot of
people are not willing to cross, then you'd automatically just
get money like you'd autumn. Like if you're one of
the people who's like, I'm gonna but it's a lot
like porn. It's like, just because you decide I'm gonna
do porn, doesn't mean you're going to be.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Successful like porn, because it will end up on porn.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, well it'll end up there.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's what I've learned.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's why you got to cultivate relationships with your subscribers, okay,
and keep them hooked addicted like a.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Do you know what I realized, Brian. I think maybe
I talked about this on the podcasts a year or
so ago. If I decided to do and OnlyFans a
real one, like I'm like, like, if I decided to
do porn, I could make so much fucking at this
point in my life, at this point of my career,
I do project that I could make insane amounts of money,

(16:16):
definitely like Tim Dillon levels. Sure, like Tim Dillon Patreon
levels for sure. Right, Yeah, maybe even a clips that
if I am doing hardcore pornography Nikki says, are who like,
it wouldn't be a huge surprise because I talked that
way on stage. It wouldn't be like, oh, you know
Reese Witherspoon doing it. Yeah, And obviously I'm not on
that level, but I'm at a big enough level that
people would be intrigued.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Intrigued absolutely, But I think hardcore porn is not the
way to go. Hardcore porn is the valuable too.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
The way I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
The way you need to make the money is you
need to cultivate relationships with individuals on only fans that
will pay for every.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Many individuals do I have to make relationship?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I don't have time. I want like mass amounts of
money if I do this.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
So like.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You will, You'll get massive amounts of money if you
cultivate a bunch of quote unquote pay pigs across the world.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
And do you do You message them at mask, You can.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Message them on mass. You can send out a thing
and just say pay for this, pay for that, pay
for this. You can say here's a bill for lunch.
Pay it. You could say give me a thousand dollars
right now.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I could do that. Now.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
There are pay pigs out there, pay pigs, And I
don't like that term because I feel bad for these
guys who just spent They like, oh yeah, they don't
want to be called pay fucking pay pigs.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yes, they want to be talked down on. They want
to say at And I.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Was kind of not rich.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I was like, not not rich, but I was like
the first time I'd ever encountered a man being like,
can I just give you a thousand dollars? And I'm like,
for what, No, because I don't have anything to sell
for that, And it sounded sexual and it was he
wasn't sexual before that. And he goes for nothing and
I'm like, I don't understand. And he didn't explain to

(17:53):
me exactly what I'm going to get off on this.
The like I just said, I get to pay a
waitress to now like me, there's power in paying. Yeah,
there's a lot of there's there's even if I don't
do anything with his money that he wants you to.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Get hate to the fact that he's such a cook
that he just gave you a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
But I kind of did something I didn't want to do.
I like accepted.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I guess there's a little bit of power there.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Also, absolutely there's I get I literally just can't talk
about full circle. I just realized why paypags do this,
Because when I pay a waitress a good tip and
then she now likes me, I feel like you fucking
like horror.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's right, you're the payper.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
You're such a whore.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
You like me now you smiled at me and said bye,
come back soon, when before you wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Ye Oh, you're so sad. Yeah, there's a little bit
of like a bad part of it.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
So she's the she's the domin about my.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Pay pick thing.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes exactly, I'll pit to Okay, we're gonna go to
break and I'll tell you about my paypick thing.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Okay, so we're back.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I definitely this was probably around the time of not
Safe is where I want to put this. In twenty fifteen,
sixteen something like that.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
A guy wrote me, Yes, it was a different time
Trump and wild.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
To think that was ever a thing.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I know. Uh, it's yeah, that's a really good point.
It's like nine to eleven Trump COVID those are like
and for me Columbine and Taylor Swift those are like
my markers. And one of those obviously is a great
thing that happened.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
But anyway, I don't even know what order they happened.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Then that would be amazing if you didn't. I kind
of want to test you on something like that, but
not that one.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, so this guy wrote to me and he was
always just like messaging me. I think this is on Facebook.
I think I was like still active on there, which
is I haven't been active on there since.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do you a fan page?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yes for sure, but like someone else is just like
post my Instagram stuff. Yeah, and now I'm getting I'm
getting a new social media company that's getting in and
doing all the stuff and we're going to have some
fun stuff planned.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
But I would love to hear more about that.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I learned about broadcast channel that
you can have.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
About that until you never know what's going to pop.
It's like you're saying, it's like you talk directly to
your pay pigs. Yes, but they're not paying.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
People love live, people love live.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
This is what I'm This is what I'm confused about
with Broadcast Channel. This is just a chat you can
have in your DMS that tells all your fans at once.
It's like a DM for all your fans. How is
that different than my Instagram? And they described it as like, well,
sometimes on your Instagram you don't want to embarrass yourself
in front of your other comedian friends, Like it's so
that you can just so now I have to have
a fan page on my fan page for people that

(20:17):
are actually fans and not just people who are judging me.
And actually, why can't we all just be someone don't
subscribe to me unless you want to hear what's going
on in my life.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
As we become more chronically online, why does it have
to the only thing that people want that the only
thing that people value is human connection, And if they
can have a further human connection with someone that they admire,
then that's worth the money.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
To me. I get it, And I think that that's
you're so right, we get away from it in our machines,
and so now we're coming back to it.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
We want more intimacy.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
And that's why I think podcasts are so popular, because
podcast fans, when I meet them in line, it's just
a different vibe.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I've already said this a thousand times.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Absolutely, I get embarrassed because I'm like, oh, you, like
you know so much about me and I don't know,
and thinking about your birthday.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's like you're constantly forgetting your birthday.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Every time I meet a bestie, I want to let
you know, Like if you're a hardcore listener and you
listen like even to half the episodes or even a third,
like I get intimidated. I feel like I should. Yeah,
I feel like I should know about you, and I
feel bad that I don't. But I also am like
so excited that I just feel so close. I met
a bunch this weekend, and I'll talk about that in
a second. So this paypig said, can I give you

(21:23):
a thousand dollars? I said for what? He said nothing,
And I said, I mean, like, I'm not going to
turn down a thousand. I like this this is me
talking to myself. I'm not going to turn down one
thousand dollars. And I go, okay, if I take this,
I owe you nothing. I never owe you a response
to a DM. I don't ow I can block you.
I can do whatever I want. I literally owe you nothing.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Him probably you block him, and then I say, if
you want to be unblocked, give me five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Eventually, that's oh my god, Brian, so good.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
If only I could, If only I was a nineteen
year old, a pay pig farmer, I could be a yeah, sugarbaby,
meet in the trough.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
You're so right.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
But the problem is these people have families and lives,
and it's a it's like you ruin them.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
You ruined them.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, it's a horrible thing to make what they want.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
And then you say you ruin them, and then you say.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Every time I think it's a bad thing, you turn
around and you.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Say, give me your wife's email address, oh right, and they
give it to you. And then you say, now I'm
going to send you a chastity cage in the mail.
They have to put on the chastity cage and you
and you say, and you say, send me the key,
and you say, if you don't wear your chastity cage.
I'm going to email your wife pictures of you jerking
off to me. Oh my gosh, send me five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
This is happening all the time. It's happening right now,
every time sentual and if the.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Guy says, listen, I have a real problem. I don't
want to do this anymore. You say, Okay, here you go.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, I would. Women who are doing this are not
doing that. I mean, this is a this is a
scheme for some bad people that.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, well you can't. Yeah, you have to be a
good dom.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, and it interests me. It's nice to have it
as a fallback.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I have to say. I feel like I.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Now have a retirement planet. It's called the net, a
safety net and eagles nests when I jump out of
my life. You have a golden gate Bridge suicide pack. Yes, yes, which,
by the way, they just put nets up on the
big honeycomb structure in the vessel Hudson yards. Oh and
Hudson people are killing it so crazy. Yeah, oh yeah,

(23:24):
a lot. It happened right when it got built. Then
they shut down for five months and it would happen again.
They'd shut down again. Then they raise the barriers. Then
they made it so you can't just go by yourself,
because people don't kill themselves when they're like with.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Their friend, you know.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
And then people start doing that, they would just run
away from their group of friends and go jump off. Wow,
and so they just another one happened. So they're now
putting up nets. And it's like so crazy that life
is so bad right now that at places tall places
we have to put up nets. So yeah, but you
know what that nets work in terms of that person
who wanted to kill themselves on the vessel is not

(23:54):
going to go kill themselves.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
In another way, they say that in the Golden Gate Bridge,
which is the suicide you know this fact. We may
have even said this called.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
The bridge the bridge so on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Oh there's a documentary. Yeah, oh well, well the fact
that I'm gonna give maybe you know, is that that
that bridge obviously is like the suicide bridge or whatever.
And a lot of people killed themselves and there are
few people who survived the impact. Yeah, and all of
the people who survived the impact across the board when
asked what were you thinking when you jumped off? And
they said The first thing I thought as soon as

(24:26):
I jumped, was I regret doing this.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Taylor's album comes out in two days. Why did I
do this?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah? Yeah, And so it's like the way you feel
that's important. Like the way you feel when you're at
the edge is going to change the second you step off.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
But that just might be your body being like no, no, no, no,
like you're I'm listen. I'm not saying don't do it,
but yes, I've read that too. It's everyone always regrets it.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's also survivor biased, like what about the hundreds of
people who died who the whole way down were like.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yes, yeah, and ess working this is It's like it's
my argument of like people get bad tattoos, they always
love it even if it's bad, and they know it's
bad because the inco master judges are telling them it's bad. Yeah,
And that's the thing about parenthood. No one can say
it's bad because you can't take it back. And then
if you jump off the bridge and you survive and

(25:14):
you're in a bed, just like you have to be
like life, I'm so happy even though I know a
lot of people, I've heard a lot of stories of
people surviving them and going no, they wake up in
a hospital like this is heaven. But anyway, so yeah,
they put up those nets. It just made me sad
that it's like, is this where we're at that that
remember that fake story about the cell phone factory that

(25:35):
wasn't like true and fake. Yeah, then they had to
put up nets and we were all like, I can't
believe they put up nets at work. It's like we're
doing this in America now too. This is at a
tourist destination. People want to die at a tourist destination.
They mean nets at every like Grand Canyon or anything
i'd have to stop at along a way on a
road trip with a man.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes, suicide nets everywhere for me.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
If you want to kill yourself. A great place to
go as a national park because a lot of people
die there all the time. Advertising People die in national
parks all the time for various reasons and it's not
considered a suicide. But it's really easy to die there.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh, like they run into the hot spring or whatever.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, or they fall off a cliff, or they get
eaten by a bear, or they die.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Of People who want to kill themselves want people to
know they kill themselves by the way. Oh yeah, I
think I don't think there's anyone that's like I want
people to wonder news.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Oh they want to know that that that intention.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, but you don't get in the news. That's the
only thing. And that's a really good thing.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
For the National Park. Though. If you just got eaten by.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
A bear, you will be So if you want to
kill it, this is disclaimer.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Just don't do it. Remember what I said about the bridge. Yes,
you're going to regret it as soon as that bear's
chomping on you.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yes, of course it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
But okay, so the pay pig, I was like, I'll
expect he gave me a thousand dollars or something like
that around that and then and because I was explicit,
I was like, I owe you literally nothing. We're really
doing this, okay. I had never heard of anything like this.
Now that I know, this is like an addiction of guys.
I just thought this was a one in a lifetime
chance that a guy just wants to give me money.
And I oh, and I also asked about I asked him, Yeah,

(27:09):
I was like, what do you what do you do
for a living?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
How much money do you make? Do you have a family.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I asked all of these things to be like, are
you you know, do you have student loan debt? And
he was like no, I'm fine, but he looked like
he like worked. He was like, you know in the military,
and I'm like, I don't know anyone in the military
who's like, no, yeah, do you to me that that
connotes at least middle class? So I was just like,

(27:34):
I don't know about this, and then he asked for
He gave me a little attitude about not getting back
to something because I didn't. I wasn't like I'm never
going to talk to you again, because he wasn't like
creepy or anything. So I was like, yeah, I'll shoot
him alike on a thing. And then one time I
just left it on read and there was a little
bit of a tude and I was like, I'm not
doing this anymore until you give me another thought.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
No, I didn't do that. I think I think he
gave me.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Actually, it was a couple more times before he got
annoying and I was like, oh, this is a huge mistake.
And then he started hitting up Lizzie. Then he then
he started hitting up other female comedians. Yeah, yeah, well,
you know we're accessible. Yeah, and we seem like your
friend because you've heard hours of us doing podcasts.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
But key yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
But okay, so let's get to the only fans thing. Okay,
I'll read that the message is so last week or
a couple of weeks ago, we talked about OnlyFans on here,
and we really had a lot of questions of like,
how does it work, is it a good thing to do,
and what would it be like if we did it?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
So this is a YouTube comment from Aaron Kelly two
five six four. I'm a bestie with an only fans
and I'd love to talk about my experience with it. Whoever,
I do it completely anonymously. So wait, did we just
say her name? And then is this allowed? This is
she commented on YouTube. Okay, okay, that's fine, don't want
to blow up your spot, but no face, no real name,
et cetera. Because I'm a musician and I don't need
my fans finding it, and I don't do any type

(28:50):
of graphic pornography. I sell private personalized videos of my body,
primarily my booty because I have a nice one. I'm
not the typical only fans girl, though I just finished
my BA in clinical psychology and about to start my
master So this isn't something I'm doing to try and
get rich or fast track the fame. If anything, I
see it as a social experiment. WHOA, so she does
it for extra income. But at this point there is

(29:13):
so much competition and saturation, as you guys mentioned, plus
AI and bots, so many fake profiles. It's ridiculously hard
to make a shit of money. Like the stories you
hear celebrities.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I want to know how much he's making though, like we're.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, what the figures. I know there's a lot of
money to.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
You, because everyone was saying, you know, Bella Thorne made
like a fifty million dollars or something. And I'm not
talking that amount of money. I'm just talking like to me,
if you were able to clear five grand a month
doing what she's doing, no face just asked, like stylized
shots that aren't like pussy lips and like your face,
five grand a month would be amazing, Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh yeah. The AI bots thing really bothers me because
there's also just it's not just like you're pretending to
be a real person. People are also gooning to just
a digital version of a human being or an anime character's.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Probably some animated porn. Sometimes it looks that I just go, oh,
this would do it.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
They're stealing your jobs.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah they are, But how is it different than animation and.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Not stealing your jobs because the job is just being
given to some guy in Bangladesh river who's money the account. Wow,
well about.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
It that way, I'm not American jobs.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Stealing American jobs. Well, they might be an American somebody
in Miami doing it.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
That's a really good point, Okay, so keep going.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Celebrities and people with the name are the ones that
can make a lot of money because they appeal to
be a voyeur and their private life is huge and
feels taboo, which is why people love it and will
always subscribe. If you have a niche, that's good, but
don't rely it. And I agree, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
So Bunyans that would be my niche?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
People. Is that a thing that people?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, there's there's a lot of bunny and freaks too.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Wow, I can't find like I go on YouTube or
especially Instagram if I'm member searching like Bunyan videos because
sometimes I'm a Bunyan freak in the sense that I
liked people being like having the massage, so I always
want to videos of being like, this is a great
massage to do in your bunyance, just.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Like, oh, that'd be good.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Speaking of if you want to see my bunyance massage,
there is a video of it online.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Talk about Say, so you're there.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
You were in Australia, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
So I followed those guys for years because they're the
only ones that have good bunyan massage videos.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
That make me go oh.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
And so I was in Australia and a couple of
weeks before going there, and I'm like, I think the
Melbourne guys, or I think those those guys that wear
the purple shirts that massage people and make them hurt,
who I watch all the time. I think they're in Australia.
I should look where they are. And I'm like, oh
my god, they're in Melbourne. I'm going to Melbourne. And
I just like DM them and was like, will you
massage my bunyan? Will you like do a bunyan thing

(31:41):
to me? And I went in there and they like
taught me so many things about my body and like
got me started on like a pretty all of them.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
That worked on you because it looked like they all.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Came in that day.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
It was like a gang bang of a Bunyan massage.
It was like my dream, but it wasn't sexual at all.
Like I want to make it very because I showed
crisp picture of these guys and they're like a bunch
of hot shirtless guys. Yeah, and they put they put
out a calendar because here's the thing. Can we find
their name because I always forget their name. It's kind
of long, but I want to shout them out. They're
so nice and they are all about the proper protocols.

(32:14):
They're about barefoot uh living, Like I walked in with
shoes and they're just like like when I left, I
was like I was getting in an uber and I
left after spending you know, two and a half hours
there learning about barefoot life, and I was like put
on my shoes as I was leaving there, like what
are you doing? And I was like I have to
get in the uber and they're like you can get
in barefoot and I was like.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
What yeah, Australia, and I did.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And then I put my shoes on the car. Sorry guys,
but I and I've worn shoes ever since. But I
think about how it would be so much better barefoot
all the time, because.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I know barefoot's insane. Maybe in Australia works, but in
America our streets and sidewalks are dirty.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yes, they know that. They're just asking me to be
when you don't need to. I didn't need to, and
this like they're just asking me. They don't want me
to go through like walking Sophora, like yeah, it's not
gonna work, but it is so good for your feet
and it felt so grounding and good.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Well I have a question about that. So in the
video and the description, they said that they cured your bunions,
and I want to know.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
What, You didn't care them? Don't that's misleading. Maybe they
put me off on a track to not reverse them,
because it's like kind of I know that you can't
reverse bunions, but you can. I mean, they were like
way more spread apart. After they went in there and
like massage them pretty hard. I was like, whoa, my
they aren't touching. So they did some stuff, but I'd

(33:35):
have to do it every day and I haven't done it.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Every day, and then what would happen? It would just
remain stayed apart or would cure your bunyan.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
It wouldn't the bunyan. The bump would never go away.
That's like calcified.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I mean it would bring to them maybe a little
bit if I was in there, but yeah, but it
would just create more space and my whole toes would
get more space out, but that bump would still be
there because.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's my neighbor just got the surgery. Oh really, it
was a couple of things. But oh, thank you. You
was in a lot of pain for weeks.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, and who knows that they're going
to come out right? And you your feet are everything. Yeah,
and so I just and you have to be off
your feet. You have to be in a boot or crutches,
and you do them each one at a time, or
you do them both and you're in a wheelchair. So
you're either out for twelve weeks or something if you
do them back to back or six in a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I think the wheelchair is the option.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
It would be interesting to live your life in a wheelchair,
to have a little bit of empathy for six weeks
for people in wheelchairs because I saw.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Her, not that you would get in the one leg
no wheelchair, and it was like, you might as well
be in a wheelchair. You're that debilitated, right, you can't
walk your jobs, you can't cut.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, But I will say these guys are amazing because
I'm sorry, guys, I love you so much. Most of
their views, which is substantial, is from I would think
gay men, because what they do is they do a
lot of groin massages for each other, and they're really
hot guys and they're they're not gay men, by the way,
but they know their audience and their very tongue in

(34:58):
cheek like wink wink about like found lean into it.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
By the way, speaking of it took me a little
bit of uh looking through a bunch of like gay
massage therapies, but it's Melbourne underscore muscular underscore therapies on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
And they do like they're just they're so good. They
know so much about the body. They teach you about
the body.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Their videos are like very import informative.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
But that first, like if you go down and look.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
At all the videos, it's always a guy getting an
elbow from another hot guys shirtless in the groin and
so they are and all the comments are like, we
know what you're doing, guys, we're learning things, but we
know what's going on here.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
But at the same time, and so my video I
knew when I was walking in as.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
A girl, I was like these, sorry guys, even though
I like have a little bit of celebrity, this is
not gonna move.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
So I didn't wear makeup so people might think.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Oh, there is Can I share this video because they
actually have a video of you.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
What do you mean there's a video of you getting
your feet done?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Like, okay, you are Yeah, I thought you said you
saw it.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Wait you saw it as a straight guy.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I didn't advertise it because I just didn't. It was
too much.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm sorry. I tell those guys how up somewhere as
a straight guy, I would love to watch the elbow
and the groin, even though I'm not gay, because just
the feeling of dude get in that massage.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Go check these guys out, because if you have body pain,
you can They have made a video for every part
of your body just getting fucking wrecked.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Do you think that does something for you to watch it?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Maybe mentally, like it's like hypnosis.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yes, and that's why I watch it for whenever I
have a pain in my body, I just go to
a video of someone getting that part of their body
massage violently, yes, really working it out.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
And it is so therapeutic.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I mean it is one of my favorite things is
when I have a new ache and I get to
watch a video with someone like not even getting that massage.
It's one of my favorite things to do. You have
to do if you have not done that and that
appeals to you in any way that we're talking, please
go google your your part of your body, like google
what muscle.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
It is really fine.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Look at a body of the anatomy, find out what
that muscle is exactly, and there will be a video
targeting that exact thing and you will feel it in
your body.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, I love it. I'm just thinking about finding that
video is making you.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I open up this world scene. It's gonna be awesome. Okay,
so OnlyFans, Yes, I.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Have another one from at Wolfgang White. Also, I have
an OnlyFans solo male making content for the gay market.
For now. It's a fun little side hustle. Would love
to make it my full time job, but it's hard,
mostly because of how much marketing you have to do.
It's not really about how you look, in my case,
hairy chested straight guy. It's about making sure you're reaching
the right audience, seeking the content you can provide for them,

(37:32):
video sexting, custom VIDs, live videos, et cetera. In general,
I think I might. I think I think it might
be harder for guys, though, so female bestie is considering
it might have more immediate success than me, because I
think the straight mail market is bigger than the gay
male market. But I genuinely love making spicy content, and
a cool benefit is building a community that loves you
as you are. It's made me have better confidence.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
WHOA Okay, I like this because if you're leaning into something,
if you're just like I'm just a hairy dude and
I'm not trying to like wax or something, you don't
have to. You can just be yourself, Like you can
grow a bush and just show your bush, or you
can have like if someone were into like flat asses,
why is that not?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
No one's into like just flat asses.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Flat with totally flat ass, just like a woman with like.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
A disappointing ass. That's channel that's not a niche it,
but I feel like every other thing is. I think
that someone can jerk off to my bunyan feet, and
that is a subgenre of feet foot fetishes is bunyons. Yeah,
there should be. Yeah that that would be like if
I would never show my ass ever, Like it's not
that bad, but it's just like compared to like ones

(38:38):
that are good. If that was if I ever did
at only fans, that would not be what I injection.
If I got injections, for sure, I know exactly what
I do. Yeah, and it would look amazing, but.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I think it'd be permanent.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Okay, Yeah, Kim Kardashian got that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, And that's why they can say they don't have
butt implants, because implants.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
They're injections, so tricky.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yes, I'm assuming it hurts a lot and you have
to stay on your stomach for a while.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Once it's all healed up, can you sit on it
and a long time without any problem? Maybe it's to
make you more cushions.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
It's a Brazilian butt left.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, maybe I should get one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I mean, whenever I see girls with really nice asses,
I'm like, man, that would be nice to sit on.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, Like for me exactly, it's.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Uncomfortable to sit when I don't have a little bit
of extra.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
As you get older, especially for the old Jews, you
get a little bony ass and sitting is just uncomfortable.
That's why so many Jews sit with their legs crossed
like this. I think, yes, so let's look at any
old Jew seventies, they're going to cross their likegs Bernie Sanders.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yes, with the mittens. Yeah, that's how you sit.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
So you could you take one?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
And I think there's back and forth on your that
all the time. I also had surgery on my ass
six times, so it's already I can't sit.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Down six times. Every time you tell me that, it's
like blows my mind.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, so why not another one that gets an injection?
Maybe more cosmetic surgery.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
So funny, just for you'd be able to sit more comfortably.
You'd be the only one to ever.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Remember I noticed when you're watching if you're watching the
podcast on YouTube, when I'm sitting in the chair at
my house, I'm constantly shifting. I shift like every five
or six minutes because my ass starts to hurt.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Like your ass cheek, the muscle or the tailbone.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
The tailbone I have to shift.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Is the tailbone hitting something?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
No, it's that's where the surgery was.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Okay, so that's like.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's like scar tissue. It's sensitive. It's man, so I
have trouble. It's better than it was when it was
a problem.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Can you get like a cushion for that seat?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
No, there's tons of.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Okay, you can, you can do.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, they don't work as well as you'd think.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I bet someone out there has a good idea.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
They have They have a tailbone cushion where there's like
a little cutout just for the tailbone. And all that
does for me is it just spreads the cheeks and
make irritate.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would spread it. Okay, that makes sense.
All right, Well, if you if you know of anything,
maybe to send it to Brian. But I think he's
pretty close minded to it. Okay, Okay, So we'll take
a break and we'll come back with one more OnlyFans recount.
All right, we're back. I smell like a spraychan. I
slept in my spray tand and then I woke up
this morning and I was like, I still want it.

(41:10):
To be more dark, and I know I was going
away from spraytnds. Yeah, you said, oh yeah, you made
I did TV last week.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
You also said that you're going to stop talking about
if you stink because I didn't notice that you stink.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh yeah, but I just smelled to myself, okay, okay,
it was. It wasn't for you, I don't think Okay,
I just acknowledged that.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Did it say it into a microphone to be fair, No,
I think I.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Probably did say it for you, just in case.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Like any there's other people in this room too, just
like they might have really sensitive notice noses.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I have the most sensitive you do, and I don't
really smell it. Okay, it's definitely now that you've said it,
now I'm going to think that, oh, Nicky must stink today.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I mean, okay though, because I slept a spray tand
I absolutely should. Yeah, but you don't okay to me,
But I can. I can just smell it on myself. Yes, Well,
thank you for acknowledging that. You're right. I don't need
to say it and announce it. But I did quit spraytans.
But I the only reason I was going pale that
week was because I couldn't get one because I was

(42:07):
doing TV on a Wednesday and that was a Friday
to look tan, so I couldn't that Spraytan would have
been in a really bad condition on Tuesday when I
would need to get it, and I wouldn't have been
able to get it all off to get the new one.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
So I had to go pale.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
And I did embrace it and I liked it, but
I didn't like, I can't be on TV yet without
a spray Tan.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
It was fine, like I liked it, but like on TV,
I this this was a big TV opportunity for me.
I wanted to look my best and I just could
not risk being pale. And so I went back to Spraytan.
And then this weekend, Yeah, I was on Instagram Live
and besties were like, we thought you went, what's the
spray Dan? And I felt like I had like gone
against my own I felt so bad. No, I was,

(42:53):
I was fine with it, but I was like, oh, yeah,
I did say I was going to embrace that. I
can't embrace it till June again. I think I'm pretty
much looked out for a spray tand I had my
whole turkey.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
It's hard, especially with everything you have going on.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, it's I can't.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I like myself better with it, and so I'm just
gonna slowly.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay. So this girl wrote to me she's a comedian
in another scene. I don't know if she wants me
to say it, so I'm not going to. She said, Oh,
I listened to the latest podcast and you asked about
people with only fans experience, and I used to have one.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
You still have one, but you used to do it right,
I still have the story.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
It was actually pretty lucrative and a decent experience when
I was doing it, especially considering I had next to
no audience then, but like next to no she has
a little bit of an audience as a comedian now,
but she had no audience then or next to no
but with a bunch of us I have, but having
gotten one since, I've had fucking nudes leaked from that
only fan content, which did seem like an obvious risk

(43:50):
but also still shook me a little because it was
mostly pervy open micers or the occasional X and a
rando on my only Fans, which made me really annoyed
about who could have leaked it. As much as I
love and support sex work, I have for sure got
regrets about doing it.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Stupid because now that she does have a little bit
of a fan base, those nudes have become more valuable
for people to uncover.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
And you know what, like if they did come out,
people would be like, you know, when Jennifer Lawrence has
her nudes leaked from just sending into a boyfriend, everyone's
like respect her, yeah, in which they should, like, don't
look at them, these are her private things. But if
someone has their only fans nudes leaks, like you whorer,
look at what a fucking horror you are. Let's all
make fun of her. She was trying to make money
doing this, and it's somehow like sad.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I think. I think if I think if she reached
a certain level of fame and then her nudes are leaked,
that will increase her male fan base by ten.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
It wouldn't increase it.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
It would increase it by people looking at it, but
it would it would increase the level of disrespect people
have for her, just subconsciously.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
And I am sorry to say that.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I'm so sorry to say that I wish it wasn't
that way, but women who work in the porn industry
or anything related to it, stripping hooters, yeah there when
people find.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Out that you used to do it, but only fans,
I feel like doesn't have the same I don't feel
that wayative view as.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
But if she was trying to keep it a secret
and then it got out later, I was like, look
at the sad thing she did when she wasn't famous.
People really look down on that and they're really judgmental.
And I know people are gonna say, Nikki, clearly you
are because you can tap into this so easily.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I really am not.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I fucking I. Karen Fiehan, who has an only Fans,
I think is one of the coolest things ever because
she's like the funniest She's so funny. Yeah, and she
also does an only fans and she's like fuck you,
and she posts like hot content all the time of
her just doing squats and tiny shorts. But she's also
badass and so funny. There's no arguing she's so funny,
so like she can do that all she wants and
no one's gonna be like, that's the only way you

(45:42):
can get fans because.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Everyone respects her.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Comedically, I don't feel like I can ever do that
because I would feel like people would be like, that's
why people like you, Nikia. I'm not confident enough in
anything else, but she's I think she is, and I
really admire her for that.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
On abashlably herself extremely confident. Yes, always, even when she
was an open micro restarter together in New York. She's
so it was always that way. You know.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
She reminds me a lot of Natasha La Guerrero, who
I just worked with and like always used to be
so intimidated by because she has that like demeanor of
like I'm gonna tell it, like you know, her roasts
and just even her stand up is very like kind
of playing this character of like looking down on you.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I think it was more so before, but she still
plays it up quite a bit. Yeah, and it is her.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
There's no character there, Yeah, but it's she is one
of the kindest, nicest people I've ever.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Known, like so sweet to me.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
We were doing a game show recently and one of
the questions was, like, had my name in it for
the trivia and it was like, Nicki is an invertebrate
true or false, right, and she goes and she didn't
know it was false, I guess. So she wrote true
among many amazing things she is, and she wrote that

(46:51):
in parentheses, and it was I was like, I almost
like was like that was so above and beyond, like
she didn't need to do that, Like it was just
so swee. It was like it didn't add to comedy
at all. It was just like building me up and
just saying a really nice thing. And then she wrote
me a really nice thing today. And it reminds you
of Karen, because Karen's and Bonnie McFarland as well, all

(47:11):
really ballbustery. And I would maybe even think people would
throw me into that if you just watch my roast,
like you think I'd be like an asshole, or not
an asshole, but just kind of a mean girl. Yeah,
but really actually the nicest of all the girls.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Maybe those are the best ones. Maybe the ones that
are best at roasting are actually really nice.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I think there might be some truth to that. J
Ross is like the most open hearted yea love. Every
time you're with him, he's with someone who he's granting
a make a wish to. That's hanging out with him
for the whole night and that's a joke. But like,
there's always someone who's like a little bit off that
he's hanging out with because he's a kind person and
they're like and often a great way because I think,

(47:49):
you know, it's but he's he's a like he's always like, Yeah,
he's just a he's a nice, really nice person. And
I feel like maybe there is something to that.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Final thought.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Natasha wrote me last night, I did her podcast, and
I want to share this because it is it's kind
of like a humble brag because it's just me reading
another compliment from her. But I thought it was really
nice because I went on her podcast and it's like
an advice podcast?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Is it with Mosha?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah, And it's so fun It's called the Endless Honeymoon Podcast,
right right, of course. And the clips are so fucking funny.
You guys, gota you gotta at least watch That's what
I do, is watch our clips because they don't really
listen to.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Any That's how everyone digests podcasts.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, day, they're so funny, and they're a married couple
and they're two of the funniest people in comedy and
they're just she still laughs at all his jokes and
he laughs at her. Like their relationship is like strong.
You can tell it's just really good. And they have
a daughter together, and they just they're just open and honest.
Natasha Laziero and Mosha Casher. It's called Endless Honeymoon. But
I did it last night and we give advice and

(48:49):
and she wrote to me, thanks again for doing the
podcast last night. You were so insightful and funny. I
love that you wanted to be a therapist. They asked
me what I would do for a living if I
didn't do comedy, and I said, marry someone rich and
then a therapist because I do still want money. Yes,
so I would have to get that. Yeah, you need
that money, Yes, yeah, I do realize that is why
I do it part time. Yes.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Well, so you think that money is the thing that motivates.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
You, I think it is now, wow, because fame is
just you're not But.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
You also have said before that you have enough money
and that you don't want to pursue I don't double.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I don't I don't need to be a billionaire, but
I want to be You want more money. I want
enough money that like, if there my parents get some disease,
I can do the best treatment no matter what three,
which means but I also obviously still want to be
known and stuff like that's a little bit of it,
but the overwhelming now is like I think that's what
got me into it, is the search for fame, And
now it's like, I just want to be able to survive.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I want and I want love.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And I think you an eight that did you just
want the money?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
No? Because I want love. I want people to go
she I want Because I was even talking to Anya
about this last night, I was like, the reason I
get to tour with my friends is because I pay
them money and I get I get to I get
the reason I get to hang out with is because
this I offered you a job in which you I mean,
obviously you want to do this, but like you're making
money doing this, so I get to like, I offer

(50:07):
because of the money I have access to. I have
girls trips and I pay for everyone to come, and
not because I'm like I'm so generous, I'm paying for love.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I realized that I'm really wrapped up and.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Like people won't want me around and I won't get
to hang out with people because people have lives and
they can't hang out unless I'm like, what if you
didn't have to pay anything? What if you made money
to hang out with me? And so I've offered that
opportunity to be so I have.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
The money, the gaining triple the amount of money that
you currently have. That's not just to have the money
and the status that comes along with it. It's too
you want to utilize the money to continue to strive.
Sure your friends beat up lexus.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
That is disgusting. Like it's not about at all, I
don't It's not about like.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Look at this thing.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Not a three. You're not a three.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
No, three is trying to get love from being a somebody?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, but threes would never threes care about their.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
An It's true, that's the one part of the three
I want.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
That's their number one thing.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
So maybe seven, No, I want to be a three. Three. Oh,
I didn't know she was a three before I took
the test. Let me just say that, but I will
say that, like that is true. Like and Anya was
like Nikki because she was talking me through this. She
was like, people have their own insurance. If your parents
get sick they built, and I'm like, no, experimental treatments
are not covered by insurance. The best doctors in the

(51:21):
world are not covered by insurance. They're out of your network.
If you want to someone in your family or someone
in my friend group gets a fucking crazy disease, I
don't want them to like it's a seventy percent chance.
I want it to be like, let's bump it to eighty.
Let's find someone who's going to give us a ninety
like and you can find that with money. It sucks
that that's the way it works. Money's great, and that's
not a million dollars people, that's that's the kind that's

(51:44):
hundreds of millions. You need to have that kind of
power and to survive the apocalypse, Like I am thinking
about these things, and that is what motivates me now.
I would rather have one hundred million dollars than and
I would love to no one know who I am
am totally time number one at all. But I also
crave people being like you're in pressive. So I want
to earn that one hundred million dollars in a way
that people are like, wow, good job, so okay. Anyway,

(52:04):
So Natasha said, I love that you wanted to be
a therapist. One of the things you were doing that
I never really do is empathizing with the callers and
not just immediately jumping into advice.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
It was very sweet. I'm going to try it.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I love. That means so much to me because I
look up to her so much. I only share this
because it's the greatest compliment I've ever got. That someone
who I look up to and think like is I
would want to be her so much saw something in
me that she's like, I want to be that, And
I know that maybe is like seems like done, Nikki.
People look up to you, but I just don't feel
it as often as and especially not from someone that

(52:36):
you look up to.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
It doesn't happen all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
And I think that everyone that looks up to me
is like delusional and for some reason, I and not
because I think you're an idiot. If you look up
to me, I just don't know you, and so I
can just write off what you.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Are, like if Bill Cosby said something nice about me,
I'd be so exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
You would feel like a million roofies a million.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I've always said that you're you're a great empathizer, I
call you advocate. And when whenever I came whenever I
would come in in a morning and be like I've
got a problem, you'd always empathize. You'd go, God, that sucks.
That's like like actually I could see you feeling some
sort of nice yeah, and that's that's a good quality.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I think I liked hearing this because I think I
had a therapist, my abuseive therapist said that I lacked
empathy because my parents lack empathy. Not their fault, they
were just raised in alcoholic homes and you don't get empathy,
and so you can't teach it to anyone, and therefore
I had to learn it. And so I tried to
learn it because I didn't really understand what it was.
But I think I still lack it in some ways,
like when I got off stage and that guy like

(53:38):
could have had a heart attack. Oh yeah, and then
they just go he's fine, and I go, okay, good,
and they're wanting to tell me about what happened, and
I didn't care.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah, that felt like zero empathy.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Maybe you have empathy for your friends but not for strangers,
but you have empathy for animals.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
You have empathy for strangers. There's too many of them.
They're all suffering.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
But he's my fan. He paid money to see me.
Shouldn't I care.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
It's more than a yeah, I don't know that funds
also ficing that you're performing, you have other people.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
And by the way, he was okay, Yeah, that's all
the information I needed. We're all not okay. We're all
reacting to medicines or whatever it is. Like, I don't
need extra information about his He was okay. That's all
I wanted to hear, and I maybe I was avoiding
actually hearing he wasn't okay. If you gave me too
much information, I might learn life is short and I'm scared.
So I just wanted to hear he's fine. The way
you look up people when they die. Oh yeah, and

(54:25):
you go, that can't happen to me because they did
drugs in nineteen seventy seven and I didn't, well, yeah,
because I wasn't around.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, I'm starting to find loopholes to that h comfort.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Oh of course you will. It's OCD. You'll find a
little way.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I'll always find it.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
It's OCD, right, that obsession.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I don't know what it is, but whatever that is
that that Yeah, that type of obsession and perfectionism, I
guess you could call it is like something is like
the bane of my existence. But it also is my superpower.
It's how I am good at analyzing things, giving notes
things like that, being able to find errors and things,
and that's what I'm That's so it has helped me
most in my life and also has crushed me.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yeah, that's that cycle that feeds itself. Can I recommend
the Heidi preb video on perfectionism that just came out
I think two weeks ago, in the past two weeks
Heidi pre p r i eb e, you're a perfectionist
out there. It's really I've watched it several times and
it's really helped me with some of that language to myself.

(55:24):
And I thought nothing could help because I'm a perfectionist,
nothing's gonna help me overcome this thing, and it actually
has and it's given me a lot of just like
it's just let the air out of the tires that
are about to blow a little bit. Okay on being
perfect Okay, I'll check it out. It's good, it really is.
She's so fucking good, dude, Like I'm a part of
this community. There's a bunch of people that follow her

(55:45):
that are like the way people are about Andrew Huberman.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
She's like the she's that for like psychology?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Okay, prebants?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Yeah what is that?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Oh my god, Heidi pre but you I don't think
we've messaged yet, but I'm a huge fan, and we
think that the name for people who follow your gospel,
which it isn't a gospel.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
You're just spouting facts. You should be pre we should
be prevens.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Okay, thanks, Yeah, put it on a shirt and I'll
wear it. Let's market it, and yeah, I would gladly
advertise for her and anything I am right now, Thank
you guys for listening. We have an exciting podcast coming
up tomorrow with Benedict Polizi from Lovers and Liars, So
maybe go binge that first episode before the second episode

(56:33):
comes out on Thursday. On Thursday tomorrow, you're gonna get
the second episode of CW's Lovers and Liars. But you
can watch the first episode right now on the CW
app or on Hulu and you can get that ad
free experience.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
In quotes, ads on Hulu were insane. Really, God, they're
all like this elephant's been tusked, give us money, or
these children. There's Saint Jews children hospital ads. There were ads.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I guess those are things I would. I know that
not all the money goes to those, but at least
it's doing some good as opposed to to state. Well anyway,
check out that episode tomorrow, but watch Lovers and Liars
before it, so you have a little familiarity with Benedict, even.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Though you don't need to watch to listen, but we
wish you would.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Lovers and Liars CW Thursdays, nine eighth Central or something
like that. Look at check your local listings, don't be good,
and we'll see you next time.

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