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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glazers. Hello here, I am welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. You're on iHeart Radio podcast? Is
it iHeart Radio or is it iHeart I don't even know.
I know I'm a company gal.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You don't know anymore you used to know.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Corporate mergers are just hand. I can't keep track of
what their names are.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
iHeart National Tire and Auto Smoothie King. I think that, yeah,
there was a merger.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You've been keeping track of this Boeing situation, right.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, because I can't control it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And most flights I fly on are the plane that
everyone is saying it's malfunctioning and I just don't.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Care, you know, like get in pretty wild it has, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Because like there was some whistleblowers that died mysteriously. Yea,
even talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know, are we going to get in trouble
if we talk about it? Is Boeing?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think everyone is talking about it though, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know what, though, I'm surprised that more people aren't
talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, I guess it worked.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I mean, well there's there is. The lawyer said,
so just for people who don't know. We all remember
that Boeing has had these issues with malfunctioning planes. You
know that we've talked about that, like the door blowing
off the side and people flying out of planes. And
no one's died yet. I think no. Maybe in like
a different country people have died.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh okay, well yeah, and we don't care about that, yeah,
because there's some other country who gives a shit.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And I'm pretty sure this.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Really is how Americans look at shit.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So we whenever there's a mass tragedy overseas and they
go in eleven Americans and we go, it's like four
thousand Indonesians and four Americans and.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We go, oh wait, name them is one of the names? John?
Is there a Sarah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And it's like, there's four thousand others. It's that is always, thankfully,
that has always struck me as really weird. Even as
a kid, I'd be like, why do we need to
know how many are? Which ones are white?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah? Which ones are? What? Four thousand? And then John
who loved apple Piece, Oh my god, I loved apple Piece.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah that's what you can put yourself there and you go,
that's why I don't travel not because I'm scared of
other cultures and customs, which is really why I don't travels,
because I'm scared of customs.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But okay, so tell me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, so a couple of people have died, possibly not Americans,
so we don't really know.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
To be honest, though, I mean, if I'm going to
be totally openly honest about how I felt.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Save it for intrusive thoughts. Brian, we have to do
one of those episodes. It's for the big money players,
Diamond Network. No, no, no, tell us what you think
if you're gonna be really.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I do remember reading about this plane crash and finding
out it was in like I don't know, like it
was in like Ethiopia or something.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I was just gonna say, Drekar, like when you hear that,
you go, of course there's a plane crash.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, and so exactly. And I felt a lot better
about it because I was like, oh, it's just Ethiopia,
not that those people dying. But I just don't trust
Ethiopia as much as I trust I will I.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Would be I would be not as chill flying in
Africa that I would be in the States because I
just feel like a lot of Egyptian air goes down,
like I just feel like, I don't know, I don't
have any evidence to back this up. But I did
watch a documentary, not a documentary, I watched a show
where this girl's parents are on like a safari and
(03:23):
their plane goes down in the jungle, and I just
I can picture it happening to me. But okay, so
this Boeings, So we have a new thing to be
scared of, the Boeings doors flying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But the thing that's crazy about it is that there
were two whistle blowers who came forward. And these are
quality control expert whistle blowers who were responsible for like
checking the parts that have been malfunctioning, and they came
forward and were saying that the upper brass at Boeing
told them to let things slide, to let things pass,
just to and that's the reason why these things have
(03:54):
been happening. And the first thing that happened is one
of those people died apparently from a quote unquote self
inflicted suicidal attempt a gunshot wound or something like that.
And then the second whistleblower also died from a heart
attack type situation. They were both in like their.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Forties, whistle too hard?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You know you heart attack? Yeah, this is pretty crazy.
That's pretty suspicious.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's like, and it's always these people that and you
know a lot of times they leave behind there's a
lot of hearsay of like they tell people if I
ever die.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It wasn't suicide.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I want people to know, if I ever die.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It is suicide.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't want people to even consider foul play, even
if there's like an uh A video.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah truly, No, No, that was suicide.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I ask, Yeah, no, that that's this is scary. And
I just looked up the guy, like one of the
guys that has found dead. That's why did they do this?
Don't they know that We're gonna know who did it?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Like they do know that, and they don't care because we.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
John Barnett worked for Boeing for more than thirty years
before retired Sean his.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Name was John.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
In the days before his death, he had been giving
evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. Boeing said
it was saddened to hear of mister Barnett's passing. Yeah,
when they planned it, they were really sad about hearing
the future plans of it. It allegedly, not even allegedly
this we're just joking this. This is a comedy podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It said.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The sixty two year old had died from a self
inflicted wound on ninth of March and police were investigating.
Mister Barnett had worked for the US plane Giant for
three decades until his retirement twenty seventeen. Okay, so he
was a quality manager at the North Charleston plant and
they build the seven eight seven Dreamliner. He told the
BBC in twenty nineteen that under pressure, workers had been
(05:52):
deliberately fitting substandard parts to aircraft on the production line. Yeah,
he had uncovered serious problems with oxygen systems, which could
mean one in four breathing masks would not work in
an emergency. Okay, so before you put a breathing mask
on someone else, a child, make sure yours even works.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Because one and four won't.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It makes sense though he was so distraught over that
took his own life. O, we're having a whistle blow
that he took. It's crazy to think that this guy
retires in twenty seventeen, then whistle blows in twenty nineteen
gets all the way through COVID without killing himself yeah,
and then decides, now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I feel like I'm gonna be Actually, I will just
say that I am not planning. I will not kill myself.
I promise you I won't if I feel like me
saying that. I if I die, I honestly think because
I have such a loud mouth about stuff, and the
more I get into the Hollywood world and see the
stuff going on and I start shooting off my mouth,
(06:53):
I do think they could come for me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What company or organization you think is most likely to
kill you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Off an individual? I think like, oh yeah, yeah, like
I feel like or.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know, just think Ben Affleck's going to come after you?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well, yeah, Page six made because I said that, Bennett.
I think my quote was that Ben Affleck truly. What
I think I said was that he we all saw
what happened. I'm not I didn't make any judgment about it,
but all I said was that he didn't. He didn't
he underestimated the scale of what the Tom Brady roast was.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, he thought I was gonna be like a some
dinky event in the Friars Club.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, like a Screen Actors Guild presenting an award type thing, like, oh,
this is gonna air on FX.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's not a big deal whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It is XN probably yeah, yeah, And and we've all
done it and in different ways in our life. And
I even said that that I've done it before, so
I but then they all they have to do is
say Nicki Glazer slams Ben Affleck Yeah, and then that's
and then but I didn't slam. I didn't say slam.
They said that, so they get to just decide what
(08:02):
I do. And then if you write a cap, if
you write something underneath it and you go, I didn't
slam them, then you're making enemies with page six. So
you can't like, say, page six, you fucking liars.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Maybe you play along with it and you just go, yeah,
I really slammed this guy. I really took it to him.
And maybe that in a sarcastic way and maybe everyone's happy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't know. Then then yeah, that's maybe that's
a good one. That's maybe you lean into it. But
I just gotta I gotta watch. I realize I do
have to watch my mouf.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh that makes podcast no intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, I know, I don't even think, I really think.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I just I've learned my lessons so many times in
my life, but just based on like my personal relationships,
my my my family and friends and things that I
share that I'm like, oh, shoot, like they I'm okay
with people knowing that about me, but they might not
be okay with them knowing that about them. And I
realized that Hollywood is just so surface and they don't
(09:02):
want you to know anything real and and I'm not
trying to be like, I'm so real.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Because real it's the way you move.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, So, first of all, the least real person saying
that song, but also I don't I'm just gonna I'm
just gonna pull back a little bit. I'm just trying
to not talk about anyone except myself. But then if
I go really real about myself and overshare about myself,
people go, oh, no, one wants to hear that all
she does is talk about So.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We should just start we just continue talking about as
Oh yeah, well, you know what we like talking about
is we like talking about stuff that's happening on TV
reality shows.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But that's here's another thing I just realized, No, I'm sorry,
you know that's you know that podcast?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
How did this get made.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I love it. Paul Sheer, Jason Mansukus, and.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
June Diane. Who else is on it?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I feel like there's someone else, but anyway, it's really
good podcasts so funny. They make fun of movies and
they're just like, how did this get made? They just
watched unwatchable movies and make fun of them, which is
one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
They always I always confuse that with how did how
did you?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
How stuff works?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, how stuff works?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Which is the no that it's how wait it's That's
one of my favorite podcasts ever, hosted by Juck, John Clark,
W Bryant.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Get Made, I've known Stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You should know, Stuff you should know? How Did This
Get Made?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is a comedy podcast about movies, and they make fun
of movies. But they I'm always like, why aren't they
making fun of the idea of you or what whatever
movie I just did?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But you know why, because they can't burn bridges. They've
got to pick things from two thousand and nine, and
they got to because they because they make fun of
all the stuff and they literally go like why would
who would do this?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And why did this happen?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So they do risk a lot in doing that, and
I understand that, like you, it's risky having a podcast
every day where you have to comment on pop culture
and you're in pop culture and you end up working
with these people. So I always have to give the
caveat of like, I've done shitty stuff too.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, my new thing.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Like, it's also this thing that sometimes you believe that
a person is a person is beyond your reach, that
you'll so you can talk about them because they don't
exist in your reality, and then you do actually wind
up meeting with them or working with them in some capacity,
and you're like, oh, fuck, I talked shit about you
on this other thing, and I need to think out
(11:32):
ever I come with.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Remember the girlth and the Bear?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ended up working with j Lo on the SML, and
she had you know, she had said stuff on a podcast,
so she never thought she'd be co hosting SNL with
musical guests j Lo.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, she was, well, that's happened to me with Barack Obama.
This exact thing happened to me with Barack Obama. Which
that's what I'll tell on intrusive thoughts. Really, that's the
that's the intruth I'll to that.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My god, that's so insane. Okay, that's great. That's a
great interest of thoughts. So if you want to thoughts, hey,
five extra dollars a month and you get ad free
episodes of this show twice a week, and then you
also get a bonus episode every month that we're gonna
record after this. Okay, that's that'll be exciting because I
remember the story but not exactly every detail.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Can I just say for the record publicly that I
am on Boeing side in this whole thing? I believe, Hey,
if you got to take out a couple of Johns
to keep the wheels spinning, you know, sometimes you gotta
do that. If they didn't take out the Johns, we
would have how much flights would be more expensive? There'd
be less flights. We wouldn't be by the.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Time the air masks are dropping. If your air mask
doesn't work, you should be lucky that you die, you
suffocate to death. Besides, what's really gonna happen to you?
You know, like you hope. Like in fact, yesterday I
was going to a workout class that was very hard.
It was this new place that I'm trying just try,
like they're workind classes are so packed that you have
to schedule like a month in advance to even get
(12:56):
in one. In Saint Louis. It's crazy. So now I'm
having to go to multiple different places. So I tried
a new place yesterday. We were doing some It was
a hot pilates thing. I don't really need to add
hot to anything. I think this adding hot stuff is
really just to convince you you have a better workout,
because it makes you sweat more, and so you leave
feeling like I just did something. But you literally, if
(13:17):
we would have done everything we did in that class
in a regular room, we wouldn't have sweat as much,
but we would have gotten a great workout also, and
I wouldn't have felt as if I was having a
stroke the entire time, and honestly, I thought I could pass.
I like was lightheaded the rest of the night, which
so I'm not gonna name names, but I did. I
will go back to this place because I need to,
because there's not enough places to work out in this town.
(13:38):
But I will say that when I was walking into
the place, I was like, WHOA.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
They were like showing me the room and I go,
it's so hot.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And the guy walking in goes, you'll pass out before
you die, and I didn't even I don't comforting. That
is what I'm saying with the boeing, that is comforting.
I hope I pass out. I hope I just don't die.
I hope it's just like, oh, I'm fainting and then
later on I die unconsciously, like that could be a
better scenario.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But I think he was just.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Trying to be funny, but I didn't really know what
he meant. I don't need a class, I really. Here's
another thing. And people are gonna think I think I'm
hot shit because I'm saying this, and so just know
that I promise you I do not think I am.
It's just happening to me lately, is that I am
recognizable more so than ever before. It will fade because
people will forget the Tom Brady roast, but right now
(14:25):
my face and name are kind of people remember it.
They just saw it, you know, like a couple weeks ago.
They were seeing it everywhere, so it's just kind of
current to them. When I sign up for these classes,
they know I'm coming because they see my name and
I know you're like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Nikki give a different name. I don't want to give
a different name.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't want to walk in and be Renee Glazer
or what you know, like, I just don't want to
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And so Renee Zelwigger say that's true, that.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Could do that.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean, I just picked my middle name, but I
just don't want to come up with a I do
have a secret name that I use at hotels, but
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And also your name, I would never tell.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Because then it's really good though it's so fun. I'll
tell you off air it's really maybe I'll do intrusive
thoughts for that, and then I have to change it
because I don't want people. I mean, I guess if
you pay five dollars a month, you should be able
to stalk me in a hotel. I think that you
should have that information if you are willing to pay
five dollars a month and also go to the hotel
that you think I might be staying at that you
don't have confirmation of because I don't reveal that where
I go to towns and hotel.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
But sometimes it's not.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh many times it is not because I gotta buy
like five rooms sometimes for everyone that's on tour. And
that's another thing. I recently texted Nate Bargatzi and I
was like, because I like a really nice hotel, it
makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've worked hard for it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But I'm also paying for like five hotels sometimes because
it's like I got two openers, I got a tour manager.
Sometimes I'm flying out a photographer, I'm bringing out a
social media person. I'm also bringing out just and so
I'm like, I wrote to Nate, I was like, do
you ever get like a cheaper.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hotel for everyone else?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Because sometimes I stay in a place and the cheapest
hotel room is six hundred dollars a night, even for
like a bedroom. And I know when I was at
that level of opening and I would It's not like
I'm putting them up at the you know.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You don't need the microtel next to the airport. It's
like I'll do like a double tree or a bus.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I mean, you don't need to do that. I think
almost everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I said, get a bus and make them sleep on
it and then go. No he said, yeah, he said,
well I have a bus, but no, he said, he said,
that's I think that's okay to do. I would never
put someone up in a place that I would not
also be okay sleeping it.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
But I want them the ritz.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But the rest of the people that you're with, I mean,
I can speak for myself at least, and I'm sure
like Anya is the same way. Like we don't need
that level of hotel, like where I'm fine in a
standard like any standard hotel that has like two queen
mattresses and a right though.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, I want you to be in a nicer hotel
than like, you know, a club would give you if you.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Were like at.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Especially comedy condo.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
But yeah, I'll give you a nice place.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
But also I would also want you, Brian, to be
able to call down to the front desk if there
was techno music playing all night long, like I would
hope that we didn't stay, I know, and next time
you got a call down like I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I can't believe I got tired. I was. That's absurd.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
To put a pin in this before we go to break.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I just want to say that sometimes when we get there,
when I get to the class, they know I'm coming
and they're excited, which is really sweet. Like that is
the part of being recognizable I like is when they're like, Hi, Hello,
oh my gosh, okay, you're on machines eight and they're
just like, yeah, oh brand new.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
They did not.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Give a shit.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I gotta be honest, they didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
There was maybe one or two people at these workout
places that were like, Hi, I mean a shout out
to Pilate's Lab. Always happy to see me, not because
but they're happy to see everyone. That's just the vibe there.
But a couple other places I go there's been a
couple girls that recognize me and they're like really cute
and excited. But now it's like that's they're all like
it's almost like everyone is like at the front like
(18:04):
a hey, and it's really, first of all, that is
so nice and I would do the fucking same exact
thing if I were you. There's no but here's what
I'm asking if anyone is listening that ever is in
like running a class that I'm doing, you know, like
you're the person, you're the instructor, will you not try
to Even though I don't think this has happened yet,
I just worry it will because I know I would
(18:25):
do it. I would be like, I want to give
her the best class of her life, the best workout
she's ever had.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That is not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I am looking to be pushed a little bit, but
I want to be able to do every exercise. I
hate when I have to bail on an exercise because
my legs start shaking so much it gives out Like
then that makes me feel like I should just walk
out of the class entirely. So please don't try to like,
just know that I will always go back to your
class if you are clear about where I put my
feet in my hands, and you don't correct me too much,
(18:55):
because you're just gonna get a vibe that I'm gonna
do it wrong every like you're like they always do this,
They always like maybe correct me a couple of times,
like actually this, and then they kind of give up
on me. And I like that vibe because I'm kind
of doing my own thing. I'm kind of just renting
your equipment to do my own thing in a class
a lot of times. But let's just just don't try
to kill me, because I think that I would be like,
(19:17):
she looks fit. I want to I want her to
love my class. The most and fit people love to
be pushed. I don't want to be pushed that hard.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Like, I think if I were them, I would amp
it up for me, and I'm asking you to amp
it down.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You want the anonymity of a standard class. Yes, you
don't want them to be like yeah, and I get that.
And also you don't like when other people feel like
they have to try harder around you, Like you don't
want to be responsible for them putting in there all.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
No, no, do what you would do on a regular
Wednesday four o'clock class, Like that's what I want, and
like that is. But I will say I had a
great instructor yesterday at this place and I I left
him a review, so I already because he was so
amazing he like.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I talked to him after the class.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
The first thing I said to him, though, was you
have a perfect body, which I think is okay to
say in this setting.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I was like, your body is amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, you could say it in a few Definitely in
a workout setting you could say. You could say it
at the office, you could say it. That doesn't matter
where he's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I got to go to break, But I felt weird
as soon as it came out of my mouth, like, oh,
that's inappropriate for me to say. But then I was like, wait, no,
we're at a place where that is the goal.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, And he did have a perfect body and I
did not think he was straight, so I didn't feel
like it was inappropriate in that way.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
But like credit score, how they react if it's appropriate.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Is it safe to assume a guy is gay if
you are jamming out to all gay club music?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, I mean I would assume he's gay. Yeah, he's safe.
You know, there are certain things you know, people like
to pretend, like gaze or not. You can't tell if
someone's or not. And you know, there's a thing called
gaytar and sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. Yeah,
sometimes you can tell, I mean, and sometimes you're talking
about you Yeah, even though you could tell. But here's sure.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
There's nothing wrong with being gay, like it used to be,
like people were embarrassed to be gay. Now like if
I think you're gay and you're not, okay, well you're
you're welcome. Yeah, Like now it's cool to it's always
been cool to be gay. You're fine, if you're gay.
It's always been that way, but culturally I think it's
much more acceptable now. I know there's still a lot
of discrimination, but I want to say, if I do
think you're gay, I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Like, oh, I'm so sorry I thought you were gay.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I'm gonna be like you, so you look like you
are well styled, and you look like you take care
of yourself.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Sorry that every time, every time I see a guy
and he's got a boyfriend, I think he's gay.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, even that's not true, you know, because some people
are whispering. Like when I hang out with my friends
sometimes we get into discussions about what celebrities we think
are maybe on the side secretly do something and everyone
always goes, oh, he's gay, and I go, no, he's
by Okay, By the thing, why is everyone forget? Why
is the thing by? People just get thrown under the bus.
We'll be back after this, I will say.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm working.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm trying to work on a bit right now about
straight men with the gay voice.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Right, so this is the thing that's the So it's
hard because if I hear a straight man with a
gay voice, I can't help but think and this is
just again what I think, just can't help but think
he must be gay. It's hard to get over it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, because it is such an identifying factor in like
a in a gay man.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Which is weird because there are some white people who
have a black voice and they talk black for whatever reason,
and I have no problem thinking they're white.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well, because they grew up around black people, or they
grew up around where being you know, that was that
kind of that culture was celebrated and was a way
to be accepted.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I think so if there's a straight guy who hung
out around a bunch of gay people and they developed
the gay voice for whatever reason, I can't I still
think they must be gay. Whereas white person talks black,
I think they're white.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Still, it's okay to have a gay voice.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I want to be honest with you, like I am
still attractive to straight men who have gay voices, Like
it would never make me go I don't want to
date a guy because he has a little bit of
a voice that might sound more like a gay man's.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Here's my problem.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
This is what Seinfeld got in trouble for. That's just
to be clear. It's that the official term is not
gay voice but you all know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
But is like, I don't who is that offending? Like
because I just think it's I love the gay voice.
I love that there's something that really just is like
this is what it is. I think it's very cool anyway.
I have no judgment about it, but I can understand
someone's offended by this. Please DM me and let me know,
and I will retract my statement and from a place
where I can't be extradited from.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Like in a video you can see cabanas behind me,
like did he did?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I The thing is, I've met a straight man with
a very gay voice and so such a such a
voice that I thought there's no question, Like it's just
even the way he kind of dressed and the way
he moved, it was just like so solidly. There wasn't
like maybe I shouldn't ask him about his boyfriend, Like
it's like I would be like, do you have a boyfriend?
(24:26):
If I'm inquiring about his personal life. And before I
even had a chance to ask that, this guy says
my partner, ah okay, and so I go okay, more comfortable,
like not even questioning it in my head, like literally not.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I thought that would be confusing it more.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Now he's gay, people say partner.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
But the queer community is much more on board with
partner than I think the strates with.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Straight MPR listeners say partner.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, I I that's another pet peeve straight people stop
saying partner. It's really obnoxious. It's like you're trying to
like kind of co opt queer culture. I think that's
what I think.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I said partner after well, because I.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Had saying partner to it, I go, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
If you're not married and you have a boyfriend or girlfriend,
you get to a certain age, it feels very immature.
Boyfriend or girlfriend own it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You either own it or you get married.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You don't get to say partner's yeah, so now you
have wife.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So good, so good. But I just think partner is
just you're just you just sound like you're trying too hard.
And I just really, I'm not in the queer community.
I could be at some point in my life, but
I think that if I were queer, i'd.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Be like, let us have that one.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
So anyway, this guy goes my partner and then his
partner was named Andy, so like.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Right, it's Justine.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But I'm already thinking this guy's gay. There's no question
in my mind, right. The voice is so and.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Then he says and she said blah blah, and I'm like, oh,
literally was like, have you ever seen the video.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Of Britney's fears finding out Ryan Seacrest is that gay?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
No, dude, It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
She like, one hundred percent. It's this is literally the
moment I had. There is a video where Britney Spears
is talking to Ryan Seacrest and another guy and they're
all just like sitting on stools talking doing an interview,
and I.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Guess they're talking about flowers or something. And Ryan Seacrest
is like, and uh, yeah, I give my girlfriends flowers.
And you see Britney Spears just go like literally like
she her she does.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
She has whiplashed from it. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
She goes cause you know, Britney Spears can't really hide
her that face. I'm like, oh, like, she really looks
like one of those dogs in a meme. That's why
it's so funny. But that is literally what my face did.
And I'm like, this guy knows he has a feminine voice.
He's had it for a while, He's thrown around partner
and his partner is named Andy Lake.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And last night, yeah, which is all Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I just want I just think that if you do
have a voice, that lends people to think that it's okay.
But I don't think you. I just don't think straight
people should be using the partner. I think it throws
us off.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, for our sakes, for the other people around you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
And I'm okay with every other thing, like do you
think this? I will do anything that queer people want
me to call them. I will say anything. I have
no problem with any pronoun anything, but straight's you don't
get I get to tell you.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What you are. I don't want you. You don't get
to be something.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You are a wife, you're a husband, you're a boyfriend,
you're a girlfriend, or you're a non binary and then
that's a different story. But if you are a CIS
man or woman, straight, Nope, no partner unless you're in
a law firm, call him it.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Do you think that this guy knows what he's doing
or is he completely oblivious to the confusion that surrounds him.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
That was that was the thing that I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'm just like They're just it would be like a
woman who carries most of her weight in her stomach
constantly rubbing it and going.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh, you know, like you know what I mean? Like
it was like that of like and then when someone goes,
are you pregnant?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
You go, oh, how dare you?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's like, well, what everything indicates?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You know?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I think it's kind of like that. Like he was
maybe as think he.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Gets off on it. I think he has a power
trip there.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Well, it's an interesting power trip.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But I I would be honored if someone thought I
was lesbian. I but I think it's pretty much out
of the It's that doesn't happen to me much. I'm
trying to think if I've ever been miss.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Sexual sexual eyed. I don't know any of this ship.
I have no idea. Yeah, ever, I don't think no
one's every people. A lot of people have called me
gay because they think I'm gay.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I got surd at the airport like six months ago
with a a ball cap on and the person was
hardly looking at me, and I I honestly felt great
about it.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, yeah, that that felt good.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And uh, they gave me twenty five percent back on
my ticket.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Because of the Sarah.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, they gave really no, it would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
They're like, we need to refund you. I just found out. Okay,
I was just looking at this reel. I sent it
to Anya and I screenshot at it. So this is
so depressing, but it's like kind of about the same stuff.
So they had a chart and who knows what research
this is from, but it seems like based on experience,
this seems about right. So they said, like men's ages,
(29:23):
it's a graph of men's ages and then what age
of women they're attracted to as they age. So for
a twenty year old man, he's attracted to a twenty
three year old woman, twenty one year old man, twenty
three year old woman. Then by the age of twenty nine,
by thirty they're attracted to thirty year old women thirty one. Okay,
so they're in line pretty much to Oh no, sorry,
(29:43):
that's women. Sorry, bad news, bad news, ladies, you get
the rock grap This is a scientific study based on
this woman named nude Underscore nutritionist.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
She said the research is from the book. Oh, I
actually have where it's from.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
He is a nutritionist who does her work nude.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I think that's just her name. She's definitely not nude
in this.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
This researching choice.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Is from the book. I don't see where it says
from the book anyway. So a man's age, So men
at twenty are attracted to twenty twenty year olds. Yeah,
twenty twenty six, they start being attracted to twenty two
year olds. It jumps up, Okay, then it goes at
twenty eight, it goes back down to twenty, and it
stays at thirty thirty six years.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Or thirty one. There attract it to fourteen year olds.
It's a very dangerous year. You gotta get past thirty
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, so then after thirty one they go back. They
stay at twenty from twenty eight to thirty six years old.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
For men, they stay attracted to twenty year olds twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Then at thirty seven they have a weird moment where
it leaps ahead very far to twenty two. Okay, they've
starting attracted, Like what is the fucking difference?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The highest we get is a forty five year old
man will be attracted to a twenty four year old.
And let's just okay, this is the ideal, and this
makes sense because of fertility because of because of fertility.
It really it's like that's peak fertility for a woman.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
And then it goes all the way to fifty years
of age, and that a fifty year old.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Man is attract most attracted to a twenty two year
old girl.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Now women, yeah, it goes to it back down again. Wow, okay,
but it's like it stays within. Nineteen to twenty four
is the range that men are attracted to you the most.
And by the way, that was when I was most disgusting,
So I'm not even like, oh I wish I could
go back.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
But then this is the depressing part.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
At the age of twenty for a woman, she's attracted
to a twenty three year old guy, and then pretty
much it goes up and with her age all the
way to forty two. It's forty three, she's attracted to
a thirty nine year old. Okay, so it starts to
goo going down. Forty five year old is attracted to
a forty year old. Forty six year old is attracted
(31:56):
to do thirty eight, but then by fifty they're trying
to do a forty six year old, so slightly younger,
but still in the ballpark. We can all agree to
the ballpark, and that is depressing, but you know, it
is what it is. Men are still can still sperm
you up. We're not breaking news here, no. But then
this woman goes on to say that Julianne Moore is
(32:16):
like this woman who's kind of aged pretty naturally. I mean,
I'm sure she's had a little things done here and there,
but she's like in her sixties. And she was on
the cover of I think Vogue, and she's airbrushed completely,
like you can't see any line on her face. There's nothing,
it's totally like blank, and we applaud her for aging naturally,
but when we put her on a magazine to make
(32:38):
it sellable, she is now airbrushed to be a twenty
four year old literally, like has no line on her face.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Then this woman goes on to say, which is what
I've been to the point I've been trying to make
my whole.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Fucking life, which is if you age gracefully, people are disappointed,
and then they fix it and they really want you
to look this way.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They prove it by doing graphics and fixing things.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
And photoshop, but then if you get work done, they
shame you and go that's so sad and that's so
gross that you like did all that stuff, So like
what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Go away? You got to go away.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
That's what it really is.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
That is that is that's the key, because I think
I think that's what I'm I was getting at because
I am like, you know, I went and got botox
this week.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It's not it's not.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Don't even you can go to the video on YouTube
and go, oh, let's see what she looks like.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's not showing up yet.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Botox takes like eleven days, so check back in like
ten days. Because I got it yesterday and I was
asking about all the things I can do and because
I'm just like, just make me as hot as possible, like,
let's see what we can do, and it really is
gonna take surgery and downtime and me, no, got it,
Like I do not. I have a big thing coming
(33:52):
up in the fall that I think I'm doing and
I would.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like to look as perfect as possible for that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
And I know it's vain and I know it's dumb,
and I know all the besties are like Nikki, we
like you the way you are. Well, I just I
just want to see what science can do.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
But what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I just like a surgical procedure. I'm not sure what,
but like just something slight that because I've just been
looking at so many celebrities and literally every celebrity you love,
and you go, she's so naturally beautiful. She had something done.
Like I don't want to name names, but it literally
is everyone. No one doesn't do it. Even Jamie Lee
Curtis who stopped doing it, did it a lot before
(34:28):
she stopped.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Right, there's a great YouTube channel that I discovered that
I discovered it was me. That's that covers all like
the uh, what's it called face work, face work or whatever?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Body modifiing?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Can I think of the word of plastic surgery? Plastic
surgery that people do? And she really gets into it
and she points out things that are like Lori Hill,
it might be Lori Hill. She's just she's so good. Yeah,
she's incredible. The videos are really engaging and entertaining. Yeah,
and yes, I'm really shock at some of them because
some of them are like really subtle and they just
say like such, yeah, she did this tiny little thing,
(35:05):
And I think that's the key. It's like you can't
do anything too dramatic or else everyone notices and it
looks bad. But I think, also, Nikki, I want to
warn against Okay, I just beware of doing so much
stuff that you wind up looking beautiful but looking like
every other person. Because I think it's getting to the
(35:25):
point now they do everybody looks like Kim Kardashian and
it's like, you all look the same. It's like, what's
the point of this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I actually saw my face and something recently and I
was like, oh my god, I look like so and so.
Like I looked like this girl who I know has
kind of the same She's at the same age, she's
doing the same stuff. She hasn't done surgery yet, but
she's doing all the same stuff I'm doing. Like I've
gotten filler in my cheeks. I got filler in my
chin recently, like I've done some stuff. And please do
not go why, Nikki, why, like spare me all of that,
(35:56):
please God, because I'm just being honest about it. And
literally everyone think is beautiful, does it? So please don't
have any of that. And truly, if you could, you
would probably too. And I know you're like, no, I wouldn't.
Well it's maybe because you're a teacher and you're not
on TV every day and have to see your face,
so just cut me some slack, even though most of
you are probably like, Nikki, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Fine, just do what you want. I love you all.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But I did see I actually saw Kate Hudson's face
and I thought it was me for a second the
other day, and I was like, oh, well.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That was good. That was nice, because yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I mean, but we we are definitely having similar conversations.
But she's also ten years older than me, so I
was like, okay, well, if I'm on that track, I
can I can do that. But I will say that
I just don't have Oh I am working every single
weekend of the next year. My schedule is completely filled
up since the roast, Like I have dates, and then
(36:50):
the dates I don't have, I'm flying places to go
see Taylor Swift. So I am gone every I don't
have a single I don't have time to get plastic surgery,
and that's what's going to keep me from ever doing anything.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
So that's good. But I am getting a car, and
I want to talk about that with you after this. Okay,
I'm getting a car I'm really doing.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Final time, about fucking time, Nikki, Jesus Christ, you're driving
around town and that unsafe nineteen ninety nine Volva whatever
the fuck I drove your mom's.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Uh, Lexus and it's in two thousand and five, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Lexus to day anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's so first of all, it's so safe. It's not
about it's not safe. It's not safe because it looks junkie,
and it's not safe for my reputation. Like I just
don't feel good in it, you know, when you're like
driving a car that's first of all, not even yours.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
It's my mom's old car.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
And I just don't keep it nice because I don't
respect it, which is not really nice of me in
the first place.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I should respect it. And if I dressed it up,
it would look nice, but.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Looks like a car from the outside that would be
filled with trash, like I filled with bottles from Sonic.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
It kind of is a lot of times anyway. Yeah, yeah,
it's I'm kind of one of those people. And even
Chris was like, you should maybe get an suv for
all your stuff, and I'm like, you mean my trash
or what if I get a car that's like small,
and I actually keep it nice and like treat myself
nice because I am trying to be tidier and like
just treat myself better. And I think getting a new car,
I really do think I'll take nice care of it.
(38:21):
So I went and test drove some Audis. Love the
cars like a lot. Okay, I am really looking. Here's
my problem with cars. Beautiful from the outside, no question
about it. Love the way an Audi looks. I was
looking at the.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Q six, the Q five, even the Q three. I
was loving them.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I need the car to feel amazing on the inside
because guess what, I'm not on the outside of the car.
I only see the outside when I walk up to it.
And that's a nice moment to have to go. My
car is nice. And but you know, when you're wearing clothes,
you can even look at those clothes, you can still
see them. When I'm in a car, I can't see
myself in a car. There's no car mirrors. Even you
(39:04):
might drive past a reflective building or something and you'll
see yourself in the car, but rarely just happen. It's
such a cool moment, but generally, oh it's so great. Yeah,
and you like literally you you like can't believe that
you can see yourself. It's like, yeah, that's the only time,
like you behave like a caveman with a reflection. You
marvel at it, and so I, but you don't see
(39:28):
yourself in the car outside of that or maybe if
someone takes a picture of you in it, but when
you're in the car, you don't.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
It could be anything on the outside.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
And yes, you are aware of what people are seeing,
but you kind of want to see it. So then
I realized, I need to shift my focus. My focus
has to be on the inside, Like the inside has
to make me feel so luxurious. So your girl drove
over to Mercedes, because I gotta be honest. The interiors
of Mercedes, it's a dream. They're so nice and you
(39:59):
feel like you're in your own little spaceship. And I I,
but I cannot decide between an suv or a sedan.
I can't decide which one to get right now, I
am driving, okay, so I'm thinking about the funniest car
for me to get, like just the one that would
be the Like it's like being first voted off dancing
(40:20):
with the stars, Like it sucks that I would never
have chosen that, but it fits me, Like, it's.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So for me. What you would think the car you
would think I would get would be a gl e.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
It's like a you know, a suv that's almost like
has a sloped back. It's not it's not like too mommy.
It's like it looks like a cool suv. That's what
you'd think I would get. And I just am like,
why do I need this? I don't have kids. I'm
not lugging around equipment. I'm not toting around you know,
(40:54):
uh the Credenza's you know, like I'm not loading things ever. Yea,
I should just have a sedan. I'm driving my mom Sudan.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Why do I need a big car?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
It's not SUVs are nice? I have an suv. I
have a super roof yea, So why do you like it? Well,
super ufore? I like a super because I like doing
outdoorsy things and you know you drive. It's got all
wheel drive, and it's got the most window space in class. Okay,
that's nice.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Windows space is nice.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, And I just love a super number one car.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
But driven Mercedes, I have to say it's real nice, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I believe I have a go buy a super dealership.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Try Super. The nice thing about SUVs in general, though,
is that there's more headspace above you.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Sometimes when I'm in a sedan, I feel like I've
really passed in there. Yeah, and so there's more head space.
And then also you're just a little higher up on
the roads kind of have a better view out there
on the road. You feel like.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's a really good point.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Those are the two things about stvs besides like the
extra space. Obviously, why can't.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
They make like a high up sedan like you know
you should a cybertruck?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh yeah, those are so ugly.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I just don't want a car that's going to make
people go like, look, I don't want people. I want
kind of a car that's like whoa, that's nice, Like
look at that. But I don't want people to be
like pointing at it because.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's so weird.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But I think I might get one that's kind of
like that. It's kind of in the so it's Matt Black,
which I kind of love.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Matt Black's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It's really cool, and it's like it's so not the
car you would think I would drive, Like if this
car pulled up to Valet you would think a man
would be in it, which is what I like you'd
serve me.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
It is a oh god, what's a.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Ch Yeah, I gotta look at this car Mercedes, Yes, Benz.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yes, it is a sorry I know that people know
who know cars are like, what are C forty three?
It's a Mercedes C forty three AMG, which is like
a really like sporty Like when I turn it on, it.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Goes like it's cool.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Kind of one of those and I do like zipping
around a lot, like I like going like weaving in
and out, like not in a dangerous way, but I
do kind of fancy myself, like there's a little bit
of me that's like I could have been a Danika Patrick,
like I could have been a race car driver as
a part of me that like likes doing that so
it feels cool. But then there's an electric car that's
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like the four fifty.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah that is oh it's I mean, these are a
hundred thousand dollar cars. I'm gonna lease for sure.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I'm not spending that much on a car, but the
lease is insane as well. But you know, I don't
have kids and I don't own a home.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
So just let me fly. Look, let me fly everyone.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
No one would expect you to drive the car you have. Now,
that's what's happening. And I've been doing You're going to
get a car that people ears. Yeah, You're going to
get a car that people are going to expect you
to have. Yeah, But this is the Mercedes AMG because
I'm looking at it now and I'm like, I wouldn't
be shocked.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
But it's mad black and it's like mob.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
And it can go so fast and has like you like,
do these settings on it that are like superpower? And
I'm so I picked it up today and I'm just
test driving it around today. So I'm going to tool
around town today. I'm going to pick up my nephew.
And my nephew got in my car two nights ago
and he was like, you need a new car?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Is seven?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And he didn't even know I was looking for cars,
And I go, you're right, And so he's gonna lose
his mind when I pull up in this thing today.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I'm very excited. I'm taking my nephew on like a
solo line.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Are you gonna tell him that I took your advice
like it was his idea?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I really am I'm gonna be like, Arlow, you inspired
me because I thought, you know, you said I need
a new car, and do you like this one? And
then maybe I'll go to the dealership and be like, actually,
let's go test drive some other ones. I wonder if
they'd let a kid go in a test drive.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That could be cool.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yes, of course they would. They're trying to see you
think they would car. Oh my gosh, let's you do anything.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Shout out to the guy helping me at Mercedes. He
walked up to me and Chris, I was dressed poor,
you know when I went to test drive cars yesterday,
Like I was just dressed like someone who doesn't have money,
because that's the way I dress.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
That's the address, and so I address. I dress like
someone who doesn't have money, and I don't have money.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, you dress like someone who doesn't might possibly not
have a home.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
And no, I was just like, really, who who's who
got to choose to dress himself today?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Who wandered away from his guardian?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, yeah, No, that's how I was dressed as well.
And I kind of like dressing that way when I'm
going to buy a high end item because I don't
want people just sucking up to me because they think
I'm gonna spend because I might not, you know, And
no one came up to us at this dealer. We
were walking around the dealership for probably five minutes before
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someone ran out, and this kid runs up to us.
I'm gonna say kid because he's young, and shout out
to why am I forgetting his name?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Kurt? Nope, that's not it, Kyle, that's not in either.
Forget your name.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
But I do know his last name because it's a
famous department store here in town. But anyway, he I
do love you, and I can't believe if I forgot
your name. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Sounds like it starts the K.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah it might not, though, but it definitely is car Kyle. No,
it's not that Eric. It could be something like that.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Anyway, love him, want to keep his anonymity even though
he doesn't care. No, he came up to us and
goes like he first said hello to Chris because I
think Chris was closer, not because he's sexist. And then
he looked at me and he goes, oh, oh my god, Nik,
and he like had to catch his breath. It was really,
really cute, and he was at my show at the
Fox in Saint Louis, so he was a fan before
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the roast. I mean, I know there's a lot of
new people on board, but he was so excited and
then we just test drove around with him all day,
which I think was very fun for him.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I know it would be fun for me.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I got a story. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Him and his girlfriend came to see me at the
Fox yet, that was really fun to give him that story.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
But then you, your whole life now is just providing
people's stories. Even just seeing you at a restaurant eating
is a story for people.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
It's that is a really fun thing because I know
what it's like when I spot someone recognizable, and it
is so exciting when you just see them out and about.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So that is really fun. That is fun. I didn't
even think.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
About that really, like what what kind of gift I'm
giving the world? But I will say that I do
feel I need to take it up a little bit
in terms of my like the way I dress and
the way I hold my body, and like I just
want to look a little bit now, like people are
gonna start taking pictures and and be like can you
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even when she was dressed like this, like it's gonna
be disappointing to people like I have.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
You're probably more famous than the guy from Bosh right
at this point. Yeah, I mean, and I saw the
guy from Boss on my plane and that was a
story for me.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
In fact, it was a it was an intrusive thought
that we got into. Yeah, it's a special episode that
we're doing after this final thoughts, f y I.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I wanted to I forgot to mention this last week,
but did you notice that you are now.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
One point four baby, one point four?
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Mandela's well, well, we were laughing last night about you
saying after the roast you go to to M to
M and Chris was like saying that that was like saying,
like someday you'll die. Like it's just like you're it's
obvious that someday it will get to that. But I
know what you meant, which is like it will be
sooner than you think.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, I mean, you're the point four. That's four hundred
thousand people. It seems like it's not that many because
now you have it's a one point but four hundred
thousand is so many. If I just had the point four,
I would be over the move. My career would be
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like changed.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
No, it's a fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Is a forty percent increase in my followers over the
past three weeks.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
It's it is wild.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
My special is number three on HBO move right now
on Max because Dune Dune something or other just got added,
so I can't compete with Dune.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I didn't even know my specimens a movie. So shall
oh my God, with those little nose things.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
The other night, I swear to God, I woke Chris
up and then like he was nearly asleep, and I go, babe,
because it just occurred to me because I keep trying
to learn about football and also just boy things I
think I should know. I go, oh, he's also reading Dune.
Maybe that's what inspired it. So he's reading Dune and
I go, why have those nose things? And he was
(49:31):
like do you really want to know? And I was
like yeah, and he was like, well, do you have
any guesses? And I was like it, like so they
can like breathe and he's like, no, not really. I'm like,
so they can. It's like another sense that they have
that they can like pick up on alien activity.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Or something. He's like, no, do you know why they
have the nose things.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
I believe it's because their planet is covered in like
the spice and they need to protect themselves from getting high.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
They yeah, well, no, they have to stay cool. It's
cooling system. It actually like it makes a lot of sense.
It's not like that much. It's not supernatural. I thought
it was gonna be like it provides them with some superpower,
but it's just keeps them cool interesting so they don't
die of heat exhaustion. Yeah, which is why I need
one of those nose things for this fucking class I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
So I'm getting a new car, I'm getting a new wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I'm gonna purge all of my I'm just I can't
wear like Dusty s T shirts anymore. I but I'm
scared because every time I dress, I know you probably
won't be able to speak to this because your wardrobe
is pretty much like set in Stone and you're probably
not like I need to. I need to upgrade my wardrobe.
But I don't know if any women approaching forty or
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even in the range of any woman out there, what
the fuck are we supposed to dress like?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Like?
Speaker 1 (50:44):
I don't even know, like I don't I know.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Noah felt that way for a minute, and I was
kind of like, I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I get it now. I don't know how I'm supposed
to dress. And to be honest with you, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
To dress super nice all the time because people expe
things of you when you dress really nice, and I
think when you dress like shit, people don't expect anything.
And I think that's why I like it. And I
can stain my clothes and I don't feel bad. I
don't have to dry clean, I don't have to like
if I take them off, I can just leave them
in a pile on the floor.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
I don't need to feel like I have to fold it.
And I honestly I.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Do this thing where I buy nice things and I
won't wear it because every time I even think to
wear it, I'm like, you don't deserve to wear that
today because you're not going to a nice enough thing,
and so it never gets worn, and then it will
be in my closet with a tag on it until
four seasons later when it is so out of style,
and then I just have to donate it. And I
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wonder if other people go through the same thing as me.
Like right now I'm wearing an Abercrombie sweatshirt that is
had been through one wash, so it still looks okay.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
But I gotta say most clothes.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Just depreciate immediately, like there's no more nice clothes left.
I know Quint's is nice because I do ads for them,
and their stuff is really nice and doesn't get shitty
when it gets washed. But if girls have any rex on,
like just capsule clothing that's like just tried and true,
like blacks that don't fade, whites that don't get grungy,
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like just clothing that's well made and just classic and simple,
or some kind of influencer, I can follow and just
buy everything she fucking wears.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
That's why I love Taylor Swift styled.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
I buy everything that Taylor Swift wears because it's approved
by Taylor Swift. I need some other people putting out
what their wardrobes are. There used to be blogs you
could follow of girls that were influenced. Now you go
to Instagram influencers and everything they wear is an eight
hundred dollars boot. It's like there's nothing affordable anymore. Or there,
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or a company owns them and all they wear is abacronty.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I can't trust you can.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
And I go, well, you're only wearing Abercrombie, like you
need to mix it up, so you know that's even
begging you. Send me girls that have good fashion that
actually post where they get them stuff from.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I will buy it blindly.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
You can't trust the influencers because not only are they
owned by companies, but then half of them make their
own line of clothes, and then half the time are
promoting their own clothes, and it's like your clothes aren't
better than the other king clothes.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Do a line of clothes.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I want someone to make a line of clothes for
what I'm looking for, which is basics, simple things that
you can get grungy but still look nice. I would
do a line for like made well. I mean, not
that anyone's asking, but I think I should do that.
I'm seriously begging besties, even if okay, bestie's listening. If
you get advertised something that you're like Nikki would look
so cute in this, will you literally DM me it?
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Because I need help so much. I don't know what
I like.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I don't know what to get and I can hire stylists,
and I do hire stylists for big things, but like
podcasting looks like just day to day stuff that I
can get photographed in by people who see me at
a restaurant and people don't get disappointed when they send
it to their group chat and they go, that can't
be her. Look at her shoes, or that can't be her.
Her pants are so sad. That would really be helpful
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to me, I like need help.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, remember when we were outside of the sphere and
those people were like, you're not Nick Glazer and then remember, yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Key Glazer would never be wearing a Zara crop top,
Yes I would.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
I mean, has really could.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Get away with waiting in that line anymore? After the roast, I.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Can think I could still get away with it, but
it would just drum up some attention.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, I have it.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I was in Vegas last weekend actually and was able
to get around just fine.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I just yeah, I was there with Spade and a
couple people thought I was David Spade, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
No, I I didn't, I did. It wasn't happening too much.
Last week, I think it's fading. I really do think.
It was like crazy when my face was everywhere that week,
and I was like, oh my gosh, this is my
new life.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
And it's not that it's not that way all the time.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
It's it's just settled somewhere in between what it used
to be and what it was a couple.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Play and that's perfect one point four. But I will
say to shout out to the besties, Oh no, I
wanted to keep growing. Oh my god, it's so exciting
when it grows. Shout out to besties who literally I
don't even have to look at what the number is.
I find out from besties who obviously heard the episode.
We were talking about that, and they will write me
one point four like they update me when it happens,
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So say, keep doing that.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
That's really fun.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
So shows coming up Salt Lake City this Friday, June seventh,
June eighth, I'm in Boulder for two shows at the
Boulder Theater.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Come see me there.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
We also have dates honestly the rest of my freaking life.
You guys all new material. You can watch my special
before you come see the show. Those shows Salt Lake
City will be the first show I will do as
a forty year old woman. That's very exciting. Cleveland, Indianapolis,
Wildhorse Casino, and Chandler Arizona that was just announced June
twenty eighth. And then oh and then July. We're getting
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into other shows. I mean we got North Carolina, Hyannis,
Cape Cod added to I have two shows in Cape
Cod that'll be so fun on and yeah, there's just
tons and tons of shows coming up. Nicki Glazer dot
com for all the details. Follow me on Instagram, you know,
let's get that number up and listen to us on
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intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Follow Brian Frangie f R A n G E.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
And by the time this comes out, this will be
this is next week's episode.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
So either one point.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
Five tomorrow you're gonna be doing an episode with Rachel
Finestein and you won't be there. I won't be there,
but uh, and then it's your birthday. I won't see
you until after your Birthday's a happy birthday. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, I'm not forty yet, I think yeah when this airs,
I won't be forty either.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Thank you so much. It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
I'm on your trip I'm.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
So excited to be forty. It's like I don't care
at all.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I'm literally so happy because I think forty is just
like a woman who knows who she is.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
She doesn't take no for an answer.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
She drives a Matt Black amg CE forty three Mercedes
around town, and she she can dress like shit because
she's driving a Mercedes. Actually, so this is I can
just however I want. Yeah, that's what I feel like.
That is forty for me.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
Forty Yeah, literally you can.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I'm in I'm still in my thirty nine insecure phase.
I'm kind of like just ringing this towel for all
I can get of the insecurity of like I know
when I get old, but then forty is gonna hit,
and I swear I'm gonna be different. I'm gonna be
so much cooler and I'm just gonna freaking own it.
I can't wait for forty one. I'm already like getting
let's get to that. Let's get to four point one. Yeah,
talk about one point four needs it. I'm ready to
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get into the forties. I think you just get cooler
and smarter and uh and better.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
So join me in this journey. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Rachel Finestein will be on the show tomorrow, excited to
talk to her about her special. Go watch her special
Big Guy tonight, just to get like acquainted with her.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
And it's so freaking good. Have you watched it yet, Brian.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
No, I only saw her tonight' show appearance.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Yeah, Netflix, Big Guy so funny.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
But before you watch that, definitely watch my special on
HBO Max. But then watch them both because you can
do that. You can watch two female comics. It's wild,
but you can do it. I know anyone listened to
the podcast. I'm being sarcastic.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I know you has like a female comics, all right.
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
See you for intrusive thoughts, don't be cut and Baye
The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glazers. Hello here, I am welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. You're on iHeart Radio podcast? Is
it iHeart Radio or is it iHeart I don't even know.
I know I'm a company gal.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You don't know anymore you used to know.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Corporate mergers are just hand. I can't keep track of
what their names are.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
iHeart National Tire and Auto Smoothie King. I think that, yeah,
there was a merger.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You've been keeping track of this Boeing situation, right.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, because I can't control it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And most flights I fly on are the plane that
everyone is saying it's malfunctioning and I just don't.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Care, you know, like get in pretty wild it has, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Because like there was some whistleblowers that died mysteriously. Yea,
even talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know, are we going to get in trouble
if we talk about it? Is Boeing?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think everyone is talking about it though, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know what, though, I'm surprised that more people aren't
talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, I guess it worked.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I mean, well there's there is. The lawyer said,
so just for people who don't know. We all remember
that Boeing has had these issues with malfunctioning planes. You
know that we've talked about that, like the door blowing
off the side and people flying out of planes. And
no one's died yet. I think no. Maybe in like
a different country people have died.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh okay, well yeah, and we don't care about that, yeah,
because there's some other country who gives a shit.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And I'm pretty sure this.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Really is how Americans look at shit.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So we whenever there's a mass tragedy overseas and they
go in eleven Americans and we go, it's like four
thousand Indonesians and four Americans and.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We go, oh wait, name them is one of the names? John?
Is there a Sarah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And it's like, there's four thousand others. It's that is always, thankfully,
that has always struck me as really weird. Even as
a kid, I'd be like, why do we need to
know how many are? Which ones are white?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah? Which ones are? What? Four thousand? And then John
who loved apple Piece, Oh my god, I loved apple Piece.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah that's what you can put yourself there and you go,
that's why I don't travel not because I'm scared of
other cultures and customs, which is really why I don't travels,
because I'm scared of customs.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But okay, so tell me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, so a couple of people have died, possibly not Americans,
so we don't really know.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
To be honest, though, I mean, if I'm going to
be totally openly honest about how I felt.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Save it for intrusive thoughts. Brian, we have to do
one of those episodes. It's for the big money players,
Diamond Network. No, no, no, tell us what you think
if you're gonna be really.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I do remember reading about this plane crash and finding
out it was in like I don't know, like it
was in like Ethiopia or something.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I was just gonna say, Drekar, like when you hear that,
you go, of course there's a plane crash.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, and so exactly. And I felt a lot better
about it because I was like, oh, it's just Ethiopia,
not that those people dying. But I just don't trust
Ethiopia as much as I trust I will I.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Would be I would be not as chill flying in
Africa that I would be in the States because I
just feel like a lot of Egyptian air goes down,
like I just feel like, I don't know, I don't
have any evidence to back this up. But I did
watch a documentary, not a documentary, I watched a show
where this girl's parents are on like a safari and
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their plane goes down in the jungle, and I just
I can picture it happening to me. But okay, so
this Boeings, So we have a new thing to be
scared of, the Boeings doors flying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But the thing that's crazy about it is that there
were two whistle blowers who came forward. And these are
quality control expert whistle blowers who were responsible for like
checking the parts that have been malfunctioning, and they came
forward and were saying that the upper brass at Boeing
told them to let things slide, to let things pass,
just to and that's the reason why these things have
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been happening. And the first thing that happened is one
of those people died apparently from a quote unquote self
inflicted suicidal attempt a gunshot wound or something like that.
And then the second whistleblower also died from a heart
attack type situation. They were both in like their.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Forties, whistle too hard?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You know you heart attack? Yeah, this is pretty crazy.
That's pretty suspicious.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's like, and it's always these people that and you
know a lot of times they leave behind there's a
lot of hearsay of like they tell people if I
ever die.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It wasn't suicide.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I want people to know, if I ever die.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It is suicide.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't want people to even consider foul play, even
if there's like an uh A video.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah truly, No, No, that was suicide.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I ask, Yeah, no, that that's this is scary. And
I just looked up the guy, like one of the
guys that has found dead. That's why did they do this?
Don't they know that We're gonna know who did it?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Like they do know that, and they don't care because we.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
John Barnett worked for Boeing for more than thirty years
before retired Sean his.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Name was John.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
In the days before his death, he had been giving
evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. Boeing said
it was saddened to hear of mister Barnett's passing. Yeah,
when they planned it, they were really sad about hearing
the future plans of it. It allegedly, not even allegedly
this we're just joking this. This is a comedy podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It said.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The sixty two year old had died from a self
inflicted wound on ninth of March and police were investigating.
Mister Barnett had worked for the US plane Giant for
three decades until his retirement twenty seventeen. Okay, so he
was a quality manager at the North Charleston plant and
they build the seven eight seven Dreamliner. He told the
BBC in twenty nineteen that under pressure, workers had been
(05:52):
deliberately fitting substandard parts to aircraft on the production line. Yeah,
he had uncovered serious problems with oxygen systems, which could
mean one in four breathing masks would not work in
an emergency. Okay, so before you put a breathing mask
on someone else, a child, make sure yours even works.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Because one and four won't.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It makes sense though he was so distraught over that
took his own life. O, we're having a whistle blow
that he took. It's crazy to think that this guy
retires in twenty seventeen, then whistle blows in twenty nineteen
gets all the way through COVID without killing himself yeah,
and then decides, now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I feel like I'm gonna be Actually, I will just
say that I am not planning. I will not kill myself.
I promise you I won't if I feel like me
saying that. I if I die, I honestly think because
I have such a loud mouth about stuff, and the
more I get into the Hollywood world and see the
stuff going on and I start shooting off my mouth,
(06:53):
I do think they could come for me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What company or organization you think is most likely to
kill you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Off an individual? I think like, oh yeah, yeah, like
I feel like or.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know, just think Ben Affleck's going to come after you?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well, yeah, Page six made because I said that, Bennett.
I think my quote was that Ben Affleck truly. What
I think I said was that he we all saw
what happened. I'm not I didn't make any judgment about it,
but all I said was that he didn't. He didn't
he underestimated the scale of what the Tom Brady roast was.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, he thought I was gonna be like a some
dinky event in the Friars Club.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, like a Screen Actors Guild presenting an award type thing, like, oh,
this is gonna air on FX.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's not a big deal whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It is XN probably yeah, yeah, And and we've all
done it and in different ways in our life. And
I even said that that I've done it before, so
I but then they all they have to do is
say Nicki Glazer slams Ben Affleck Yeah, and then that's
and then but I didn't slam. I didn't say slam.
They said that, so they get to just decide what
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I do. And then if you write a cap, if
you write something underneath it and you go, I didn't
slam them, then you're making enemies with page six. So
you can't like, say, page six, you fucking liars.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Maybe you play along with it and you just go, yeah,
I really slammed this guy. I really took it to him.
And maybe that in a sarcastic way and maybe everyone's happy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't know. Then then yeah, that's maybe that's
a good one. That's maybe you lean into it. But
I just gotta I gotta watch. I realize I do
have to watch my mouf.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh that makes podcast no intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, I know, I don't even think, I really think.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I just I've learned my lessons so many times in
my life, but just based on like my personal relationships,
my my my family and friends and things that I
share that I'm like, oh, shoot, like they I'm okay
with people knowing that about me, but they might not
be okay with them knowing that about them. And I
realized that Hollywood is just so surface and they don't
(09:02):
want you to know anything real and and I'm not
trying to be like, I'm so real.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Because real it's the way you move.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, So, first of all, the least real person saying
that song, but also I don't I'm just gonna I'm
just gonna pull back a little bit. I'm just trying
to not talk about anyone except myself. But then if
I go really real about myself and overshare about myself,
people go, oh, no, one wants to hear that all
she does is talk about So.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We should just start we just continue talking about as
Oh yeah, well, you know what we like talking about
is we like talking about stuff that's happening on TV
reality shows.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But that's here's another thing I just realized, No, I'm sorry,
you know that's you know that podcast?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
How did this get made.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I love it. Paul Sheer, Jason Mansukus, and.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
June Diane. Who else is on it?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I feel like there's someone else, but anyway, it's really
good podcasts so funny. They make fun of movies and
they're just like, how did this get made? They just
watched unwatchable movies and make fun of them, which is
one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
They always I always confuse that with how did how
did you?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
How stuff works?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, how stuff works?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Which is the no that it's how wait it's That's
one of my favorite podcasts ever, hosted by Juck, John Clark,
W Bryant.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Get Made, I've known Stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You should know, Stuff you should know? How Did This
Get Made?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is a comedy podcast about movies, and they make fun
of movies. But they I'm always like, why aren't they
making fun of the idea of you or what whatever
movie I just did?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But you know why, because they can't burn bridges. They've
got to pick things from two thousand and nine, and
they got to because they because they make fun of
all the stuff and they literally go like why would
who would do this?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And why did this happen?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So they do risk a lot in doing that, and
I understand that, like you, it's risky having a podcast
every day where you have to comment on pop culture
and you're in pop culture and you end up working
with these people. So I always have to give the
caveat of like, I've done shitty stuff too.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, my new thing.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Like, it's also this thing that sometimes you believe that
a person is a person is beyond your reach, that
you'll so you can talk about them because they don't
exist in your reality, and then you do actually wind
up meeting with them or working with them in some capacity,
and you're like, oh, fuck, I talked shit about you
on this other thing, and I need to think out
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ever I come with.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Remember the girlth and the Bear?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ended up working with j Lo on the SML, and
she had you know, she had said stuff on a podcast,
so she never thought she'd be co hosting SNL with
musical guests j Lo.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, she was, well, that's happened to me with Barack Obama.
This exact thing happened to me with Barack Obama. Which
that's what I'll tell on intrusive thoughts. Really, that's the
that's the intruth I'll to that.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My god, that's so insane. Okay, that's great. That's a
great interest of thoughts. So if you want to thoughts, hey,
five extra dollars a month and you get ad free
episodes of this show twice a week, and then you
also get a bonus episode every month that we're gonna
record after this. Okay, that's that'll be exciting because I
remember the story but not exactly every detail.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Can I just say for the record publicly that I
am on Boeing side in this whole thing? I believe, Hey,
if you got to take out a couple of Johns
to keep the wheels spinning, you know, sometimes you gotta
do that. If they didn't take out the Johns, we
would have how much flights would be more expensive? There'd
be less flights. We wouldn't be by the.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Time the air masks are dropping. If your air mask
doesn't work, you should be lucky that you die, you
suffocate to death. Besides, what's really gonna happen to you?
You know, like you hope. Like in fact, yesterday I
was going to a workout class that was very hard.
It was this new place that I'm trying just try,
like they're workind classes are so packed that you have
to schedule like a month in advance to even get
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in one. In Saint Louis. It's crazy. So now I'm
having to go to multiple different places. So I tried
a new place yesterday. We were doing some It was
a hot pilates thing. I don't really need to add
hot to anything. I think this adding hot stuff is
really just to convince you you have a better workout,
because it makes you sweat more, and so you leave
feeling like I just did something. But you literally, if
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we would have done everything we did in that class
in a regular room, we wouldn't have sweat as much,
but we would have gotten a great workout also, and
I wouldn't have felt as if I was having a
stroke the entire time, and honestly, I thought I could pass.
I like was lightheaded the rest of the night, which
so I'm not gonna name names, but I did. I
will go back to this place because I need to,
because there's not enough places to work out in this town.
(13:38):
But I will say that when I was walking into
the place, I was like, WHOA.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
They were like showing me the room and I go,
it's so hot.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And the guy walking in goes, you'll pass out before
you die, and I didn't even I don't comforting. That
is what I'm saying with the boeing, that is comforting.
I hope I pass out. I hope I just don't die.
I hope it's just like, oh, I'm fainting and then
later on I die unconsciously, like that could be a
better scenario.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But I think he was just.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Trying to be funny, but I didn't really know what
he meant. I don't need a class, I really. Here's
another thing. And people are gonna think I think I'm
hot shit because I'm saying this, and so just know
that I promise you I do not think I am.
It's just happening to me lately, is that I am
recognizable more so than ever before. It will fade because
people will forget the Tom Brady roast, but right now
(14:25):
my face and name are kind of people remember it.
They just saw it, you know, like a couple weeks ago.
They were seeing it everywhere, so it's just kind of
current to them. When I sign up for these classes,
they know I'm coming because they see my name and
I know you're like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Nikki give a different name. I don't want to give
a different name.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't want to walk in and be Renee Glazer
or what you know, like, I just don't want to
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And so Renee Zelwigger say that's true, that.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Could do that.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean, I just picked my middle name, but I
just don't want to come up with a I do
have a secret name that I use at hotels, but
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And also your name, I would never tell.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Because then it's really good though it's so fun. I'll
tell you off air it's really maybe I'll do intrusive
thoughts for that, and then I have to change it
because I don't want people. I mean, I guess if
you pay five dollars a month, you should be able
to stalk me in a hotel. I think that you
should have that information if you are willing to pay
five dollars a month and also go to the hotel
that you think I might be staying at that you
don't have confirmation of because I don't reveal that where
I go to towns and hotel.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
But sometimes it's not.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh many times it is not because I gotta buy
like five rooms sometimes for everyone that's on tour. And
that's another thing. I recently texted Nate Bargatzi and I
was like, because I like a really nice hotel, it
makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've worked hard for it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But I'm also paying for like five hotels sometimes because
it's like I got two openers, I got a tour manager.
Sometimes I'm flying out a photographer, I'm bringing out a
social media person. I'm also bringing out just and so
I'm like, I wrote to Nate, I was like, do
you ever get like a cheaper.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hotel for everyone else?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Because sometimes I stay in a place and the cheapest
hotel room is six hundred dollars a night, even for
like a bedroom. And I know when I was at
that level of opening and I would It's not like
I'm putting them up at the you know.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You don't need the microtel next to the airport. It's
like I'll do like a double tree or a bus.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I mean, you don't need to do that. I think
almost everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I said, get a bus and make them sleep on
it and then go. No he said, yeah, he said,
well I have a bus, but no, he said, he said,
that's I think that's okay to do. I would never
put someone up in a place that I would not
also be okay sleeping it.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
But I want them the ritz.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But the rest of the people that you're with, I mean,
I can speak for myself at least, and I'm sure
like Anya is the same way. Like we don't need
that level of hotel, like where I'm fine in a
standard like any standard hotel that has like two queen
mattresses and a right though.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, I want you to be in a nicer hotel
than like, you know, a club would give you if you.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Were like at.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Especially comedy condo.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
But yeah, I'll give you a nice place.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
But also I would also want you, Brian, to be
able to call down to the front desk if there
was techno music playing all night long, like I would
hope that we didn't stay, I know, and next time
you got a call down like I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I can't believe I got tired. I was. That's absurd.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
To put a pin in this before we go to break.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I just want to say that sometimes when we get there,
when I get to the class, they know I'm coming
and they're excited, which is really sweet. Like that is
the part of being recognizable I like is when they're like, Hi, Hello,
oh my gosh, okay, you're on machines eight and they're
just like, yeah, oh brand new.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
They did not.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Give a shit.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I gotta be honest, they didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
There was maybe one or two people at these workout
places that were like, Hi, I mean a shout out
to Pilate's Lab. Always happy to see me, not because
but they're happy to see everyone. That's just the vibe there.
But a couple other places I go there's been a
couple girls that recognize me and they're like really cute
and excited. But now it's like that's they're all like
it's almost like everyone is like at the front like
(18:04):
a hey, and it's really, first of all, that is
so nice and I would do the fucking same exact
thing if I were you. There's no but here's what
I'm asking if anyone is listening that ever is in
like running a class that I'm doing, you know, like
you're the person, you're the instructor, will you not try
to Even though I don't think this has happened yet,
I just worry it will because I know I would
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do it. I would be like, I want to give
her the best class of her life, the best workout
she's ever had.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That is not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I am looking to be pushed a little bit, but
I want to be able to do every exercise. I
hate when I have to bail on an exercise because
my legs start shaking so much it gives out Like
then that makes me feel like I should just walk
out of the class entirely. So please don't try to like,
just know that I will always go back to your
class if you are clear about where I put my
feet in my hands, and you don't correct me too much,
(18:55):
because you're just gonna get a vibe that I'm gonna
do it wrong every like you're like they always do this,
They always like maybe correct me a couple of times,
like actually this, and then they kind of give up
on me. And I like that vibe because I'm kind
of doing my own thing. I'm kind of just renting
your equipment to do my own thing in a class
a lot of times. But let's just just don't try
to kill me, because I think that I would be like,
(19:17):
she looks fit. I want to I want her to
love my class. The most and fit people love to
be pushed. I don't want to be pushed that hard.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Like, I think if I were them, I would amp
it up for me, and I'm asking you to amp
it down.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You want the anonymity of a standard class. Yes, you
don't want them to be like yeah, and I get that.
And also you don't like when other people feel like
they have to try harder around you, Like you don't
want to be responsible for them putting in there all.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
No, no, do what you would do on a regular
Wednesday four o'clock class, Like that's what I want, and
like that is. But I will say I had a
great instructor yesterday at this place and I I left
him a review, so I already because he was so
amazing he like.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I talked to him after the class.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
The first thing I said to him, though, was you
have a perfect body, which I think is okay to
say in this setting.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I was like, your body is amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, you could say it in a few Definitely in
a workout setting you could say. You could say it
at the office, you could say it. That doesn't matter
where he's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I got to go to break, But I felt weird
as soon as it came out of my mouth, like, oh,
that's inappropriate for me to say. But then I was like, wait, no,
we're at a place where that is the goal.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, And he did have a perfect body and I
did not think he was straight, so I didn't feel
like it was inappropriate in that way.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
But like credit score, how they react if it's appropriate.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Is it safe to assume a guy is gay if
you are jamming out to all gay club music?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, I mean I would assume he's gay. Yeah, he's safe.
You know, there are certain things you know, people like
to pretend, like gaze or not. You can't tell if
someone's or not. And you know, there's a thing called
gaytar and sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. Yeah,
sometimes you can tell, I mean, and sometimes you're talking
about you Yeah, even though you could tell. But here's sure.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
There's nothing wrong with being gay, like it used to be,
like people were embarrassed to be gay. Now like if
I think you're gay and you're not, okay, well you're
you're welcome. Yeah, Like now it's cool to it's always
been cool to be gay. You're fine, if you're gay.
It's always been that way, but culturally I think it's
much more acceptable now. I know there's still a lot
of discrimination, but I want to say, if I do
think you're gay, I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Like, oh, I'm so sorry I thought you were gay.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I'm gonna be like you, so you look like you
are well styled, and you look like you take care
of yourself.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Sorry that every time, every time I see a guy
and he's got a boyfriend, I think he's gay.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, even that's not true, you know, because some people
are whispering. Like when I hang out with my friends
sometimes we get into discussions about what celebrities we think
are maybe on the side secretly do something and everyone
always goes, oh, he's gay, and I go, no, he's
by Okay, By the thing, why is everyone forget? Why
is the thing by? People just get thrown under the bus.
We'll be back after this, I will say.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm working.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm trying to work on a bit right now about
straight men with the gay voice.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Right, so this is the thing that's the So it's
hard because if I hear a straight man with a
gay voice, I can't help but think and this is
just again what I think, just can't help but think
he must be gay. It's hard to get over it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, because it is such an identifying factor in like
a in a gay man.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Which is weird because there are some white people who
have a black voice and they talk black for whatever reason,
and I have no problem thinking they're white.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well, because they grew up around black people, or they
grew up around where being you know, that was that
kind of that culture was celebrated and was a way
to be accepted.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I think so if there's a straight guy who hung
out around a bunch of gay people and they developed
the gay voice for whatever reason, I can't I still
think they must be gay. Whereas white person talks black,
I think they're white.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Still, it's okay to have a gay voice.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I want to be honest with you, like I am
still attractive to straight men who have gay voices, Like
it would never make me go I don't want to
date a guy because he has a little bit of
a voice that might sound more like a gay man's.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Here's my problem.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
This is what Seinfeld got in trouble for. That's just
to be clear. It's that the official term is not
gay voice but you all know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
But is like, I don't who is that offending? Like
because I just think it's I love the gay voice.
I love that there's something that really just is like
this is what it is. I think it's very cool anyway.
I have no judgment about it, but I can understand
someone's offended by this. Please DM me and let me know,
and I will retract my statement and from a place
where I can't be extradited from.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Like in a video you can see cabanas behind me,
like did he did?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I The thing is, I've met a straight man with
a very gay voice and so such a such a
voice that I thought there's no question, Like it's just
even the way he kind of dressed and the way
he moved, it was just like so solidly. There wasn't
like maybe I shouldn't ask him about his boyfriend, Like
it's like I would be like, do you have a boyfriend?
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If I'm inquiring about his personal life. And before I
even had a chance to ask that, this guy says
my partner, ah okay, and so I go okay, more comfortable,
like not even questioning it in my head, like literally not.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I thought that would be confusing it more.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Now he's gay, people say partner.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
But the queer community is much more on board with
partner than I think the strates with.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Straight MPR listeners say partner.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, I I that's another pet peeve straight people stop
saying partner. It's really obnoxious. It's like you're trying to
like kind of co opt queer culture. I think that's
what I think.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I said partner after well, because I.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Had saying partner to it, I go, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
If you're not married and you have a boyfriend or girlfriend,
you get to a certain age, it feels very immature.
Boyfriend or girlfriend own it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You either own it or you get married.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You don't get to say partner's yeah, so now you
have wife.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So good, so good. But I just think partner is
just you're just you just sound like you're trying too hard.
And I just really, I'm not in the queer community.
I could be at some point in my life, but
I think that if I were queer, i'd.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Be like, let us have that one.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
So anyway, this guy goes my partner and then his
partner was named Andy, so like.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Right, it's Justine.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But I'm already thinking this guy's gay. There's no question
in my mind, right. The voice is so and.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Then he says and she said blah blah, and I'm like, oh,
literally was like, have you ever seen the video.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Of Britney's fears finding out Ryan Seacrest is that gay?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
No, dude, It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
She like, one hundred percent. It's this is literally the
moment I had. There is a video where Britney Spears
is talking to Ryan Seacrest and another guy and they're
all just like sitting on stools talking doing an interview,
and I.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Guess they're talking about flowers or something. And Ryan Seacrest
is like, and uh, yeah, I give my girlfriends flowers.
And you see Britney Spears just go like literally like
she her she does.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
She has whiplashed from it. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
She goes cause you know, Britney Spears can't really hide
her that face. I'm like, oh, like, she really looks
like one of those dogs in a meme. That's why
it's so funny. But that is literally what my face did.
And I'm like, this guy knows he has a feminine voice.
He's had it for a while, He's thrown around partner
and his partner is named Andy Lake.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And last night, yeah, which is all Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I just want I just think that if you do
have a voice, that lends people to think that it's okay.
But I don't think you. I just don't think straight
people should be using the partner. I think it throws
us off.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, for our sakes, for the other people around you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
And I'm okay with every other thing, like do you
think this? I will do anything that queer people want
me to call them. I will say anything. I have
no problem with any pronoun anything, but straight's you don't
get I get to tell you.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What you are. I don't want you. You don't get
to be something.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You are a wife, you're a husband, you're a boyfriend,
you're a girlfriend, or you're a non binary and then
that's a different story. But if you are a CIS
man or woman, straight, Nope, no partner unless you're in
a law firm, call him it.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Do you think that this guy knows what he's doing
or is he completely oblivious to the confusion that surrounds him.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
That was that was the thing that I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'm just like They're just it would be like a
woman who carries most of her weight in her stomach
constantly rubbing it and going.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh, you know, like you know what I mean? Like
it was like that of like and then when someone goes,
are you pregnant?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
You go, oh, how dare you?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's like, well, what everything indicates?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You know?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I think it's kind of like that. Like he was
maybe as think he.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Gets off on it. I think he has a power
trip there.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Well, it's an interesting power trip.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But I I would be honored if someone thought I
was lesbian. I but I think it's pretty much out
of the It's that doesn't happen to me much. I'm
trying to think if I've ever been miss.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Sexual sexual eyed. I don't know any of this ship.
I have no idea. Yeah, ever, I don't think no
one's every people. A lot of people have called me
gay because they think I'm gay.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I got surd at the airport like six months ago
with a a ball cap on and the person was
hardly looking at me, and I I honestly felt great
about it.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, yeah, that that felt good.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And uh, they gave me twenty five percent back on
my ticket.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Because of the Sarah.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, they gave really no, it would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
They're like, we need to refund you. I just found out. Okay,
I was just looking at this reel. I sent it
to Anya and I screenshot at it. So this is
so depressing, but it's like kind of about the same stuff.
So they had a chart and who knows what research
this is from, but it seems like based on experience,
this seems about right. So they said, like men's ages,
(29:23):
it's a graph of men's ages and then what age
of women they're attracted to as they age. So for
a twenty year old man, he's attracted to a twenty
three year old woman, twenty one year old man, twenty
three year old woman. Then by the age of twenty nine,
by thirty they're attracted to thirty year old women thirty one. Okay,
so they're in line pretty much to Oh no, sorry,
(29:43):
that's women. Sorry, bad news, bad news, ladies, you get
the rock grap This is a scientific study based on
this woman named nude Underscore nutritionist.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
She said the research is from the book. Oh, I
actually have where it's from.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
He is a nutritionist who does her work nude.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I think that's just her name. She's definitely not nude
in this.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
This researching choice.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Is from the book. I don't see where it says
from the book anyway. So a man's age, So men
at twenty are attracted to twenty twenty year olds. Yeah,
twenty twenty six, they start being attracted to twenty two
year olds. It jumps up, Okay, then it goes at
twenty eight, it goes back down to twenty, and it
stays at thirty thirty six years.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Or thirty one. There attract it to fourteen year olds.
It's a very dangerous year. You gotta get past thirty
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, so then after thirty one they go back. They
stay at twenty from twenty eight to thirty six years old.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
For men, they stay attracted to twenty year olds twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Then at thirty seven they have a weird moment where
it leaps ahead very far to twenty two. Okay, they've
starting attracted, Like what is the fucking difference?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The highest we get is a forty five year old
man will be attracted to a twenty four year old.
And let's just okay, this is the ideal, and this
makes sense because of fertility because of because of fertility.
It really it's like that's peak fertility for a woman.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
And then it goes all the way to fifty years
of age, and that a fifty year old.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Man is attract most attracted to a twenty two year
old girl.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Now women, yeah, it goes to it back down again. Wow, okay,
but it's like it stays within. Nineteen to twenty four
is the range that men are attracted to you the most.
And by the way, that was when I was most disgusting,
So I'm not even like, oh I wish I could
go back.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
But then this is the depressing part.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
At the age of twenty for a woman, she's attracted
to a twenty three year old guy, and then pretty
much it goes up and with her age all the
way to forty two. It's forty three, she's attracted to
a thirty nine year old. Okay, so it starts to
goo going down. Forty five year old is attracted to
a forty year old. Forty six year old is attracted
(31:56):
to do thirty eight, but then by fifty they're trying
to do a forty six year old, so slightly younger,
but still in the ballpark. We can all agree to
the ballpark, and that is depressing, but you know, it
is what it is. Men are still can still sperm
you up. We're not breaking news here, no. But then
this woman goes on to say that Julianne Moore is
(32:16):
like this woman who's kind of aged pretty naturally. I mean,
I'm sure she's had a little things done here and there,
but she's like in her sixties. And she was on
the cover of I think Vogue, and she's airbrushed completely,
like you can't see any line on her face. There's nothing,
it's totally like blank, and we applaud her for aging naturally,
but when we put her on a magazine to make
(32:38):
it sellable, she is now airbrushed to be a twenty
four year old literally, like has no line on her face.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Then this woman goes on to say, which is what
I've been to the point I've been trying to make
my whole.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Fucking life, which is if you age gracefully, people are disappointed,
and then they fix it and they really want you
to look this way.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They prove it by doing graphics and fixing things.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
And photoshop, but then if you get work done, they
shame you and go that's so sad and that's so
gross that you like did all that stuff, So like
what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Go away? You got to go away.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
That's what it really is.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
That is that is that's the key, because I think
I think that's what I'm I was getting at because
I am like, you know, I went and got botox
this week.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It's not it's not.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Don't even you can go to the video on YouTube
and go, oh, let's see what she looks like.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's not showing up yet.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Botox takes like eleven days, so check back in like
ten days. Because I got it yesterday and I was
asking about all the things I can do and because
I'm just like, just make me as hot as possible, like,
let's see what we can do, and it really is
gonna take surgery and downtime and me, no, got it,
Like I do not. I have a big thing coming
(33:52):
up in the fall that I think I'm doing and
I would.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like to look as perfect as possible for that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
And I know it's vain and I know it's dumb,
and I know all the besties are like Nikki, we
like you the way you are. Well, I just I
just want to see what science can do.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
But what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I just like a surgical procedure. I'm not sure what,
but like just something slight that because I've just been
looking at so many celebrities and literally every celebrity you love,
and you go, she's so naturally beautiful. She had something done.
Like I don't want to name names, but it literally
is everyone. No one doesn't do it. Even Jamie Lee
Curtis who stopped doing it, did it a lot before
(34:28):
she stopped.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Right, there's a great YouTube channel that I discovered that
I discovered it was me. That's that covers all like
the uh, what's it called face work, face work or whatever?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Body modifiing?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Can I think of the word of plastic surgery? Plastic
surgery that people do? And she really gets into it
and she points out things that are like Lori Hill,
it might be Lori Hill. She's just she's so good. Yeah,
she's incredible. The videos are really engaging and entertaining. Yeah,
and yes, I'm really shock at some of them because
some of them are like really subtle and they just
say like such, yeah, she did this tiny little thing,
(35:05):
And I think that's the key. It's like you can't
do anything too dramatic or else everyone notices and it
looks bad. But I think, also, Nikki, I want to
warn against Okay, I just beware of doing so much
stuff that you wind up looking beautiful but looking like
every other person. Because I think it's getting to the
(35:25):
point now they do everybody looks like Kim Kardashian and
it's like, you all look the same. It's like, what's
the point of this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I actually saw my face and something recently and I
was like, oh my god, I look like so and so.
Like I looked like this girl who I know has
kind of the same She's at the same age, she's
doing the same stuff. She hasn't done surgery yet, but
she's doing all the same stuff I'm doing. Like I've
gotten filler in my cheeks. I got filler in my
chin recently, like I've done some stuff. And please do
not go why, Nikki, why, like spare me all of that,
(35:56):
please God, because I'm just being honest about it. And
literally everyone think is beautiful, does it? So please don't
have any of that. And truly, if you could, you
would probably too. And I know you're like, no, I wouldn't.
Well it's maybe because you're a teacher and you're not
on TV every day and have to see your face,
so just cut me some slack, even though most of
you are probably like, Nikki, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Fine, just do what you want. I love you all.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But I did see I actually saw Kate Hudson's face
and I thought it was me for a second the
other day, and I was like, oh, well.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That was good. That was nice, because yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I mean, but we we are definitely having similar conversations.
But she's also ten years older than me, so I
was like, okay, well, if I'm on that track, I
can I can do that. But I will say that
I just don't have Oh I am working every single
weekend of the next year. My schedule is completely filled
up since the roast, Like I have dates, and then
(36:50):
the dates I don't have, I'm flying places to go
see Taylor Swift. So I am gone every I don't
have a single I don't have time to get plastic surgery,
and that's what's going to keep me from ever doing anything.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
So that's good. But I am getting a car, and
I want to talk about that with you after this. Okay,
I'm getting a car I'm really doing.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Final time, about fucking time, Nikki, Jesus Christ, you're driving
around town and that unsafe nineteen ninety nine Volva whatever
the fuck I drove your mom's.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Uh, Lexus and it's in two thousand and five, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Lexus to day anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's so first of all, it's so safe. It's not
about it's not safe. It's not safe because it looks junkie,
and it's not safe for my reputation. Like I just
don't feel good in it, you know, when you're like
driving a car that's first of all, not even yours.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
It's my mom's old car.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
And I just don't keep it nice because I don't
respect it, which is not really nice of me in
the first place.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I should respect it. And if I dressed it up,
it would look nice, but.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Looks like a car from the outside that would be
filled with trash, like I filled with bottles from Sonic.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
It kind of is a lot of times anyway. Yeah, yeah,
it's I'm kind of one of those people. And even
Chris was like, you should maybe get an suv for
all your stuff, and I'm like, you mean my trash
or what if I get a car that's like small,
and I actually keep it nice and like treat myself
nice because I am trying to be tidier and like
just treat myself better. And I think getting a new car,
I really do think I'll take nice care of it.
(38:21):
So I went and test drove some Audis. Love the
cars like a lot. Okay, I am really looking. Here's
my problem with cars. Beautiful from the outside, no question
about it. Love the way an Audi looks. I was
looking at the.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Q six, the Q five, even the Q three. I
was loving them.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I need the car to feel amazing on the inside
because guess what, I'm not on the outside of the car.
I only see the outside when I walk up to it.
And that's a nice moment to have to go. My
car is nice. And but you know, when you're wearing clothes,
you can even look at those clothes, you can still
see them. When I'm in a car, I can't see
myself in a car. There's no car mirrors. Even you
(39:04):
might drive past a reflective building or something and you'll
see yourself in the car, but rarely just happen. It's
such a cool moment, but generally, oh it's so great. Yeah,
and you like literally you you like can't believe that
you can see yourself. It's like, yeah, that's the only time,
like you behave like a caveman with a reflection. You
marvel at it, and so I, but you don't see
(39:28):
yourself in the car outside of that or maybe if
someone takes a picture of you in it, but when
you're in the car, you don't.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
It could be anything on the outside.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
And yes, you are aware of what people are seeing,
but you kind of want to see it. So then
I realized, I need to shift my focus. My focus
has to be on the inside, Like the inside has
to make me feel so luxurious. So your girl drove
over to Mercedes, because I gotta be honest. The interiors
of Mercedes, it's a dream. They're so nice and you
(39:59):
feel like you're in your own little spaceship. And I I,
but I cannot decide between an suv or a sedan.
I can't decide which one to get right now, I
am driving, okay, so I'm thinking about the funniest car
for me to get, like just the one that would
be the Like it's like being first voted off dancing
(40:20):
with the stars, Like it sucks that I would never
have chosen that, but it fits me, Like, it's.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So for me. What you would think the car you
would think I would get would be a gl e.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
It's like a you know, a suv that's almost like
has a sloped back. It's not it's not like too mommy.
It's like it looks like a cool suv. That's what
you'd think I would get. And I just am like,
why do I need this? I don't have kids. I'm
not lugging around equipment. I'm not toting around you know,
(40:54):
uh the Credenza's you know, like I'm not loading things ever. Yea,
I should just have a sedan. I'm driving my mom Sudan.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Why do I need a big car?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
It's not SUVs are nice? I have an suv. I
have a super roof yea, So why do you like it? Well,
super ufore? I like a super because I like doing
outdoorsy things and you know you drive. It's got all
wheel drive, and it's got the most window space in class. Okay,
that's nice.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Windows space is nice.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, And I just love a super number one car.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
But driven Mercedes, I have to say it's real nice, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I believe I have a go buy a super dealership.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Try Super. The nice thing about SUVs in general, though,
is that there's more headspace above you.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Sometimes when I'm in a sedan, I feel like I've
really passed in there. Yeah, and so there's more head space.
And then also you're just a little higher up on
the roads kind of have a better view out there
on the road. You feel like.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's a really good point.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Those are the two things about stvs besides like the
extra space. Obviously, why can't.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
They make like a high up sedan like you know
you should a cybertruck?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh yeah, those are so ugly.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I just don't want a car that's going to make
people go like, look, I don't want people. I want
kind of a car that's like whoa, that's nice, Like
look at that. But I don't want people to be
like pointing at it because.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's so weird.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But I think I might get one that's kind of
like that. It's kind of in the so it's Matt Black,
which I kind of love.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Matt Black's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It's really cool, and it's like it's so not the
car you would think I would drive, Like if this
car pulled up to Valet you would think a man
would be in it, which is what I like you'd
serve me.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
It is a oh god, what's a.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Ch Yeah, I gotta look at this car Mercedes, Yes, Benz.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yes, it is a sorry I know that people know
who know cars are like, what are C forty three?
It's a Mercedes C forty three AMG, which is like
a really like sporty Like when I turn it on, it.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Goes like it's cool.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Kind of one of those and I do like zipping
around a lot, like I like going like weaving in
and out, like not in a dangerous way, but I
do kind of fancy myself, like there's a little bit
of me that's like I could have been a Danika Patrick,
like I could have been a race car driver as
a part of me that like likes doing that so
it feels cool. But then there's an electric car that's
(43:21):
like the four fifty.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah that is oh it's I mean, these are a
hundred thousand dollar cars. I'm gonna lease for sure.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I'm not spending that much on a car, but the
lease is insane as well. But you know, I don't
have kids and I don't own a home.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
So just let me fly. Look, let me fly everyone.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
No one would expect you to drive the car you have. Now,
that's what's happening. And I've been doing You're going to
get a car that people ears. Yeah, You're going to
get a car that people are going to expect you
to have. Yeah, But this is the Mercedes AMG because
I'm looking at it now and I'm like, I wouldn't
be shocked.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
But it's mad black and it's like mob.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
And it can go so fast and has like you like,
do these settings on it that are like superpower? And
I'm so I picked it up today and I'm just
test driving it around today. So I'm going to tool
around town today. I'm going to pick up my nephew.
And my nephew got in my car two nights ago
and he was like, you need a new car?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Is seven?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And he didn't even know I was looking for cars,
And I go, you're right, And so he's gonna lose
his mind when I pull up in this thing today.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I'm very excited. I'm taking my nephew on like a
solo line.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Are you gonna tell him that I took your advice
like it was his idea?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I really am I'm gonna be like, Arlow, you inspired
me because I thought, you know, you said I need
a new car, and do you like this one? And
then maybe I'll go to the dealership and be like, actually,
let's go test drive some other ones. I wonder if
they'd let a kid go in a test drive.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That could be cool.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yes, of course they would. They're trying to see you
think they would car. Oh my gosh, let's you do anything.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Shout out to the guy helping me at Mercedes. He
walked up to me and Chris, I was dressed poor,
you know when I went to test drive cars yesterday,
Like I was just dressed like someone who doesn't have money,
because that's the way I dress.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
That's the address, and so I address. I dress like
someone who doesn't have money, and I don't have money.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, you dress like someone who doesn't might possibly not
have a home.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
And no, I was just like, really, who who's who
got to choose to dress himself today?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Who wandered away from his guardian?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, yeah, No, that's how I was dressed as well.
And I kind of like dressing that way when I'm
going to buy a high end item because I don't
want people just sucking up to me because they think
I'm gonna spend because I might not, you know, And
no one came up to us at this dealer. We
were walking around the dealership for probably five minutes before
(45:39):
someone ran out, and this kid runs up to us.
I'm gonna say kid because he's young, and shout out
to why am I forgetting his name?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Kurt? Nope, that's not it, Kyle, that's not in either.
Forget your name.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
But I do know his last name because it's a
famous department store here in town. But anyway, he I
do love you, and I can't believe if I forgot
your name. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Sounds like it starts the K.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah it might not, though, but it definitely is car Kyle. No,
it's not that Eric. It could be something like that.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Anyway, love him, want to keep his anonymity even though
he doesn't care. No, he came up to us and
goes like he first said hello to Chris because I
think Chris was closer, not because he's sexist. And then
he looked at me and he goes, oh, oh my god, Nik,
and he like had to catch his breath. It was really,
really cute, and he was at my show at the
Fox in Saint Louis, so he was a fan before
(46:34):
the roast. I mean, I know there's a lot of
new people on board, but he was so excited and
then we just test drove around with him all day,
which I think was very fun for him.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I know it would be fun for me.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I got a story. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Him and his girlfriend came to see me at the
Fox yet, that was really fun to give him that story.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
But then you, your whole life now is just providing
people's stories. Even just seeing you at a restaurant eating
is a story for people.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
It's that is a really fun thing because I know
what it's like when I spot someone recognizable, and it
is so exciting when you just see them out and about.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So that is really fun. That is fun. I didn't
even think.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
About that really, like what what kind of gift I'm
giving the world? But I will say that I do
feel I need to take it up a little bit
in terms of my like the way I dress and
the way I hold my body, and like I just
want to look a little bit now, like people are
gonna start taking pictures and and be like can you
(47:34):
even when she was dressed like this, like it's gonna
be disappointing to people like I have.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
You're probably more famous than the guy from Bosh right
at this point. Yeah, I mean, and I saw the
guy from Boss on my plane and that was a
story for me.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
In fact, it was a it was an intrusive thought
that we got into. Yeah, it's a special episode that
we're doing after this final thoughts, f y I.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I wanted to I forgot to mention this last week,
but did you notice that you are now.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
One point four baby, one point four?
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Mandela's well, well, we were laughing last night about you
saying after the roast you go to to M to
M and Chris was like saying that that was like saying,
like someday you'll die. Like it's just like you're it's
obvious that someday it will get to that. But I
know what you meant, which is like it will be
sooner than you think.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, I mean, you're the point four. That's four hundred
thousand people. It seems like it's not that many because
now you have it's a one point but four hundred
thousand is so many. If I just had the point four,
I would be over the move. My career would be
(48:48):
like changed.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
No, it's a fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Is a forty percent increase in my followers over the
past three weeks.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
It's it is wild.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
My special is number three on HBO move right now
on Max because Dune Dune something or other just got added,
so I can't compete with Dune.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I didn't even know my specimens a movie. So shall
oh my God, with those little nose things.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
The other night, I swear to God, I woke Chris
up and then like he was nearly asleep, and I go, babe,
because it just occurred to me because I keep trying
to learn about football and also just boy things I
think I should know. I go, oh, he's also reading Dune.
Maybe that's what inspired it. So he's reading Dune and
I go, why have those nose things? And he was
(49:31):
like do you really want to know? And I was
like yeah, and he was like, well, do you have
any guesses? And I was like it, like so they
can like breathe and he's like, no, not really. I'm like,
so they can. It's like another sense that they have
that they can like pick up on alien activity.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Or something. He's like, no, do you know why they
have the nose things.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
I believe it's because their planet is covered in like
the spice and they need to protect themselves from getting high.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
They yeah, well, no, they have to stay cool. It's
cooling system. It actually like it makes a lot of sense.
It's not like that much. It's not supernatural. I thought
it was gonna be like it provides them with some superpower,
but it's just keeps them cool interesting so they don't
die of heat exhaustion. Yeah, which is why I need
one of those nose things for this fucking class I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
So I'm getting a new car, I'm getting a new wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I'm gonna purge all of my I'm just I can't
wear like Dusty s T shirts anymore. I but I'm
scared because every time I dress, I know you probably
won't be able to speak to this because your wardrobe
is pretty much like set in Stone and you're probably
not like I need to. I need to upgrade my wardrobe.
But I don't know if any women approaching forty or
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even in the range of any woman out there, what
the fuck are we supposed to dress like?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Like?
Speaker 1 (50:44):
I don't even know, like I don't I know.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Noah felt that way for a minute, and I was
kind of like, I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I get it now. I don't know how I'm supposed
to dress. And to be honest with you, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
To dress super nice all the time because people expe
things of you when you dress really nice, and I
think when you dress like shit, people don't expect anything.
And I think that's why I like it. And I
can stain my clothes and I don't feel bad. I
don't have to dry clean, I don't have to like
if I take them off, I can just leave them
in a pile on the floor.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
I don't need to feel like I have to fold it.
And I honestly I.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Do this thing where I buy nice things and I
won't wear it because every time I even think to
wear it, I'm like, you don't deserve to wear that
today because you're not going to a nice enough thing,
and so it never gets worn, and then it will
be in my closet with a tag on it until
four seasons later when it is so out of style,
and then I just have to donate it. And I
(51:39):
wonder if other people go through the same thing as me.
Like right now I'm wearing an Abercrombie sweatshirt that is
had been through one wash, so it still looks okay.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
But I gotta say most clothes.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Just depreciate immediately, like there's no more nice clothes left.
I know Quint's is nice because I do ads for them,
and their stuff is really nice and doesn't get shitty
when it gets washed. But if girls have any rex on,
like just capsule clothing that's like just tried and true,
like blacks that don't fade, whites that don't get grungy,
(52:10):
like just clothing that's well made and just classic and simple,
or some kind of influencer, I can follow and just
buy everything she fucking wears.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
That's why I love Taylor Swift styled.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
I buy everything that Taylor Swift wears because it's approved
by Taylor Swift. I need some other people putting out
what their wardrobes are. There used to be blogs you
could follow of girls that were influenced. Now you go
to Instagram influencers and everything they wear is an eight
hundred dollars boot. It's like there's nothing affordable anymore. Or there,
(52:39):
or a company owns them and all they wear is abacronty.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I can't trust you can.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
And I go, well, you're only wearing Abercrombie, like you
need to mix it up, so you know that's even
begging you. Send me girls that have good fashion that
actually post where they get them stuff from.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I will buy it blindly.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
You can't trust the influencers because not only are they
owned by companies, but then half of them make their
own line of clothes, and then half the time are
promoting their own clothes, and it's like your clothes aren't
better than the other king clothes.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Do a line of clothes.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I want someone to make a line of clothes for
what I'm looking for, which is basics, simple things that
you can get grungy but still look nice. I would
do a line for like made well. I mean, not
that anyone's asking, but I think I should do that.
I'm seriously begging besties, even if okay, bestie's listening. If
you get advertised something that you're like Nikki would look
so cute in this, will you literally DM me it?
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Because I need help so much. I don't know what
I like.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I don't know what to get and I can hire stylists,
and I do hire stylists for big things, but like
podcasting looks like just day to day stuff that I
can get photographed in by people who see me at
a restaurant and people don't get disappointed when they send
it to their group chat and they go, that can't
be her. Look at her shoes, or that can't be her.
Her pants are so sad. That would really be helpful
(53:55):
to me, I like need help.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, remember when we were outside of the sphere and
those people were like, you're not Nick Glazer and then remember, yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Key Glazer would never be wearing a Zara crop top,
Yes I would.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
I mean, has really could.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Get away with waiting in that line anymore? After the roast, I.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Can think I could still get away with it, but
it would just drum up some attention.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, I have it.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I was in Vegas last weekend actually and was able
to get around just fine.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I just yeah, I was there with Spade and a
couple people thought I was David Spade, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
No, I I didn't, I did. It wasn't happening too much.
Last week, I think it's fading. I really do think.
It was like crazy when my face was everywhere that week,
and I was like, oh my gosh, this is my
new life.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
And it's not that it's not that way all the time.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
It's it's just settled somewhere in between what it used
to be and what it was a couple.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Play and that's perfect one point four. But I will
say to shout out to the besties, Oh no, I
wanted to keep growing. Oh my god, it's so exciting
when it grows. Shout out to besties who literally I
don't even have to look at what the number is.
I find out from besties who obviously heard the episode.
We were talking about that, and they will write me
one point four like they update me when it happens,
(55:08):
So say, keep doing that.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
That's really fun.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
So shows coming up Salt Lake City this Friday, June seventh,
June eighth, I'm in Boulder for two shows at the
Boulder Theater.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Come see me there.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
We also have dates honestly the rest of my freaking life.
You guys all new material. You can watch my special
before you come see the show. Those shows Salt Lake
City will be the first show I will do as
a forty year old woman. That's very exciting. Cleveland, Indianapolis,
Wildhorse Casino, and Chandler Arizona that was just announced June
twenty eighth. And then oh and then July. We're getting
(55:47):
into other shows. I mean we got North Carolina, Hyannis,
Cape Cod added to I have two shows in Cape
Cod that'll be so fun on and yeah, there's just
tons and tons of shows coming up. Nicki Glazer dot
com for all the details. Follow me on Instagram, you know,
let's get that number up and listen to us on
(56:08):
intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Follow Brian Frangie f R A n G E.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
And by the time this comes out, this will be
this is next week's episode.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
So either one point.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
Five tomorrow you're gonna be doing an episode with Rachel
Finestein and you won't be there. I won't be there,
but uh, and then it's your birthday. I won't see
you until after your Birthday's a happy birthday. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, I'm not forty yet, I think yeah when this airs,
I won't be forty either.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Thank you so much. It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
I'm on your trip I'm.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
So excited to be forty. It's like I don't care
at all.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I'm literally so happy because I think forty is just
like a woman who knows who she is.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
She doesn't take no for an answer.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
She drives a Matt Black amg CE forty three Mercedes
around town, and she she can dress like shit because
she's driving a Mercedes. Actually, so this is I can
just however I want. Yeah, that's what I feel like.
That is forty for me.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
Forty Yeah, literally you can.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I'm in I'm still in my thirty nine insecure phase.
I'm kind of like just ringing this towel for all
I can get of the insecurity of like I know
when I get old, but then forty is gonna hit,
and I swear I'm gonna be different. I'm gonna be
so much cooler and I'm just gonna freaking own it.
I can't wait for forty one. I'm already like getting
let's get to that. Let's get to four point one. Yeah,
talk about one point four needs it. I'm ready to
(57:27):
get into the forties. I think you just get cooler
and smarter and uh and better.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
So join me in this journey. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Rachel Finestein will be on the show tomorrow, excited to
talk to her about her special. Go watch her special
Big Guy tonight, just to get like acquainted with her.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
And it's so freaking good. Have you watched it yet, Brian.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
No, I only saw her tonight' show appearance.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Yeah, Netflix, Big Guy so funny.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
But before you watch that, definitely watch my special on
HBO Max. But then watch them both because you can
do that. You can watch two female comics. It's wild,
but you can do it. I know anyone listened to
the podcast. I'm being sarcastic.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I know you has like a female comics, all right.
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
See you for intrusive thoughts, don't be cut and Baye
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