Nikki and her mother Julie tune in from a Dublin hotel. Brian joins in for a couple of minutes until we lose him. We already miss you, Brian! Nikki shares her recent depression attack and Julie is able to console her and talk about haunting topics like squats in the morning and affirmations. Plus, Julie addresses the viral video for calling Julia Robert's actions "gross" for rubbing Travis Kelce. We still find it "gross"! Nikki's Irish accent can be heard throughout the show. Final thought: we love Martin Short's book and Jiminy Glick.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicki Glaser Podcast. Nicki Glaser pos.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello here I am. It's Nikki Glazer. It's Nikki Glazer Podcast,
coming at you live from Dublin, Ireland. I'm in a
hotel room with my mom. Brian Frangie's here. Not in
the hotel room. He's back in California. What's up, Brian?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's morning where you are. It is the after late
it's early evening, glass early evening. I always sounded irish.
I'm finally picking up the accent and but it does.
The sun doesn't set here until ten o'clock, so, like,
it feels weird to get dinner before. We got dinner
last night at nine. Dad's usually like has to eat
(00:48):
at six thirty or he turns into a werewolf or something.
But we've been eating later. It's really fascinating. But last
night flock dude. So it was really fun because we
went to air US tour the other night and I'm
used to seeing the most of the show in the dark,
because that's how it is in the States. Like, no,
(01:08):
I can't believe I saw a Reputation era in the
dead of daylight. It was pretty cool. I saw most
of the show it was only an hour of the
show was at night, and even then it was like
mostly twilight. So that was pretty cool. And I don't
even understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, we're so north, we're north, we're so far north.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, we're on the same latitude as like Canada, like
Upper Canada.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And I and I can testify. The sun comes up
at five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The the sun does come up super early, so we're
getting so much sun here. I saw the sun coming.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Through at four maybe it was four.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, because we couldn't sleep last night, my family, we
went me and my mom and dad went out to
eat Indian was so good, but we all couldn't sleep
afterwards a while it was wondering if it was a spice.
It wasn't. It wasn't because we all got.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
To bear coffee like at five or six.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It could have been that spice. Yeah, we all did
a drug call last.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Night, and really, oh, you know what. It could have
been the tumeric.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's all kinds of tumeric and Indian food. I'm sure
it wasn't the food.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It was my anx. I was like having a depression attack.
I woke up at three am and I had what
I want to coin right now, because everyone has anxiety attacks,
and that's just like what everyone gets, and everyone kind
of knows what that is, and it's like the worst
thing in the world. And I'm not My tone sounds
like I'm diminishing it. I'm just saying, like, why aren't
there depression attacks because I don't get anxiety attacks. I
(02:38):
get depression attacks where it's like I can't breathe because
I hate myself so much, or like where I have
self esteem at Like, it's a depression attack for sure,
and I think there needs to be that word for it.
I think we need to call them depression attacks, because uh,
there's no other people with anxiety attacks get empathy when
they're going through an anxiety attack, people understand what that is.
(02:59):
But when people it's depression of depression. Sometimes mine only
comes on for a couple hours and it's really really bad,
and there's no real word for it.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But the one term that I've heard is depressive episode,
which sounds makes you sound like a loser.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It sounds like a problem, it sounds like there's a
uh I think that's a good sounds like something a
barometric pressure is happening through your body. It could be that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It could be that, but yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right, a depressive episode, but to me, that sounds like
something that could last months, which I'm sure they can,
but for minor like can They're like they're a spell.
They just come through until I take a bunch of
anti anxiety medicines because I always forget that when I'm
having one of these episodes that I mean, I guess
it is anxiety in its own way that I have
(03:47):
like tablets that I can take that dissolve on my
tongue and make me feel less anxious, but I never
think that's I'm always happy about that because I feel
like they're like the type of drug that you could
be addicted to, and I literally forget that I have them,
and that always makes you good because I feel like
I'm such an addict. Well, so, dude, it's technical difficulties.
Brian cannot join us for the rest of this podcast
(04:09):
because the delay is too long, and I just had
to explain to my mom why that's a problem. So
from here on out that podcast is just going to
be me and my mom and I hope that's okay. Sorry, Brian.
We love you, and we enjoyed your equippage fifteen seconds late.
I did too. It makes it more fun. But it's
(04:29):
just like, at this point you just go, let's just
do people want to listen to a delay stop and
start conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Technology that I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, the Wi Fi I thought was stronger at this hotel,
but it's not. Let's get back to the fact that. Yeah,
get us back on track.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That episode and I'm telling you a depressive episode. Yeah,
but let me just say something. First of all, you're
in a six hour time difference, okay, and we just
got here yesterday, two days ago. Uh, Sunday Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's tuesdayday.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, we got it on Sunday morning and it's Tuesday.
I know I should be caught up by now, but
I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And I just looke up and I stayed up. We
couldn't get to say yeah. So I think it was something.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Were you in bed hating your face though?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And everything about about what I was hating your face.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
About you right now? It just kept I was like, God, no,
I wrote this whole diatribe on girls chat that was
like because I liked to cyberbully myself, Like I like
to just write like the meanest things about myself. It
just helps me for some reason.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And I pulled it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I pull up pictures of Marjorie Taylor Green and I
circle spots on her face that match my face because
I kind of like to make it irrefutable that my
friends can tell me I'm pretty when I send them
a picture that's really I like, literally make a case
like a lawyer would make a case, like I go
exhibit a look at the laxity of my cheek. It
is there is definitely a dimple there. How is this okay?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Why would you take her as a sample.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because I kind of look like her in my picture
in a lot of pictures.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Mom, she's my most.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We have different insides, like our souls are different, but
we she definitely kind of resembles me. I don't if
I went the wrong way in a med spa, if
I took some bad direction. We're not even bad direction.
Just like trusted people that shouldn't be trusted because you
just get things injected in your face and you go,
(06:36):
I think this, I'm gonna trust that this is the
right thing, And generally they do, and sometimes they're trying
to do good work, but sometimes you get like, like,
you know how like sometimes people are bad artists, like
they still have a gallery, but you go, that's the
fucking ugliest painting I've ever seen in my life. Those
people are still artists. So there are people out there
that are injecting people's faces, that do study bone structure
(06:57):
and they know perfectly. Some of them are Rembrandts, and
then some of them are Thomas Kinkaid's and that it's fine,
and then which is Thomas can Kaid's good in his
own way, and then some are another Like you know
your niece who is like, look at this picture of us,
and it's it looks like a bunch of blobs or whatever,
(07:17):
you know what I mean. But I guess she doesn't
have a storefront. That kind of refutes my point. But
you know, they're shitty artists in every field. Like I
always just think that, oh, if you go to get
an operation like or something, not even like let's talk cosmetic,
but like you get your heart done or whatever, that
every doctor follows the same fucking recipe, right, Like you
(07:38):
think it would be the same, but they're not all
the same. Like I this just occurred to me. Yeah,
that you And that's what they call getting a second opinion, right.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He should get a second opinion. Trust everyone about every feeling.
What do you mean, Wow, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I do get second opinions, but I don't really
trust people who are my friends who are trying to
make me feel better. I'd rather trust someone who's like, like,
one time my friend was like, yeah, you've gained weight.
Yeah you're I see what you're talking about. And that
didn't make me feel better either. So I don't really
know what I want.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Exactly, Like, what is it you want, Niki?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I just stop. Honestly, you got I wish yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Do you think I wanted to be doing that at.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Three in the morning. You gotta here's the thing you
gotta do. You get to wake up everything and send
say ten things that you like about yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I know that that is the cure. But you got
to just wake up and do three squats. I mean, like,
why don't I it's just hard to do. Yeah, but
it's like easy as saying ten nice things about yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I know, but you've you've got an issue if you
really are.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like, oh yeah, it is so. But I did better
than I usually do because I wrote out this whole
diatribe like picking myself apart and like actually like arguing
with my friends who were already not even arguing back
at me. I was like already anticipating what they were
going to say. Oh, and don't say this because then
I'll say this, and I know you're gonna think this.
And then I was about to send it. Then instead
I just cut and pasted it in my notes, and
(09:06):
then I wrote something else in girls Jet that was
like good, I just, I just, I said, I wrote
out one of my usual diatribes, but I didn't post
it here. Instead, I'm just gonna listen to a manifestation
meditation about liking yourself good. And I didn't do that.
But I did listen to a soothing podcast because I
went on Reddit and was like, what someone had asked
(09:29):
on Reddit, what's a podcast when you can't sleep? And
someone recommended this guy with an Irish accent to piano
music that has a soft Irish accent, and he's autistic
and he just talks about things he's interested in. And
it's called the Blind Boy Podcast. And I why am
I telling you like that the Blind Boy podcast, but
maybe he was talking like that. I'm all sucked in Irish.
(09:52):
But the Blind Boy podcast was soothing, and he talked
about a museum in Dublin that I was like, Oh,
we'll go see that today, but then he revealed it
like burned down. But he was like, whenever I'm in Dublin,
I always go see the crypts of the Viking Crypts.
And I was like, Oh, this Viking crypt Dad's gonna
love this. And by the end of the podcast, I
was like, Oh, it just burnt down, and like last week.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Really like really, yeah, truly I would have gone to that, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I know it sounded cool, but we've been sleeping like
we were in crypts, yeah, till noon yesterday, which is
like unheard of for my family. Yeah, we've just been eating,
going to coffee. We tried to go do something touristy today. Well,
you went to the Guinness Tour. Did the Guinness tour
this morning of the Guinness factory?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Correct? Now Dad gets to drink Guinness. Yeah, we both did,
and like a whole beer. They give you a little
sample and then you go and they give you a
free ticket to go up on the top floor, which
is a view three six of the whole city, which
is that we weren't even gonna go. We were so tired,
We're like, going, let's just go. We don't even know
what then. We didn't know what was up there, and
we ended up going because there are like ten different levels. Yeah,
(10:57):
and by the ninth level, you're going, let's go.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And then I said, Barley anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And there was an elevator, and I said, oh, we
could just take the elevator and see what this. That's
how Charlie and the chocol factory and how people got
in trouble. Really, they start exploring and they go, what
does that elevator go?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh? Yeah, well we went out, you went off the
Beaten Boys. We went up and we went, whoa, it's gorgeous.
It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's always nice when you like do the one extra
thing because you're like, oh, we're tired, but let's just
do it and see what happens, and then it ends
up being the best thing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, And we met some people from since like last.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Night, we didn't we I waited too long to find
a place to eat, and by the time we got there,
they were closing fifteen minutes so they wouldn't let us in,
and so no restaurants were open, and we were just
like walking aimlessly, like kind of bickering and not as
very nice neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You guys said it looked rough, and I didn't think so,
but it's on It was on Camden Street if you're
familiar with Dublin, and I guess it was. It was
just no one on the street. Like it looked like
they could film like some kind of post apocalyptic film.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Right, it was. It was kind of deserted, yeah, and
we figured there's no more.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Then we found an Indian restaurant and they were so nice.
It was called Dwali and it was so delicious. I'm
like still thinking about it. And I'm not usually a
huge fan of Indian I love, but I know it's
usually just makes me feel it's like sits in my stomach,
not in the way that everyone's like you get dor
because you eat Indian food, like it just feels like heavy.
(12:21):
But man, it was delicious, so good. I'm into it
now and I think I'm huh, I'm so glad. But
do you know that David Foster Wallace, it was a
famous author, and he committed iriside because he had he
had like massive depression and he was on meds that
stabilized him for many many years and was like the
(12:44):
only thing that worked for him. Person he wrote infinite
jest is he irish? No, he has nothing to do
with that. But I'm getting to something.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh got it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He uh was like in the nineties huge, like uh
literary genius people were. His stuff is really dense and
philosophical and beautiful, and I haven't read any of it truly.
I think I read the one thing about a fish
or something that's like a graduation book that someone someone,
I think Ari Finling bought me that I don't know,
(13:14):
but I've read that, and I've read like parts of
things I've read about him more. Anyway, there's a movie
about him, starring Jason Siegel as well David Foster Wells,
and he kills himself in the end because his meds
were working, and then they stopped working because he ate
drum roll, turmeric Indian food and there was some kind
of spice that made his his SSRI is completely stop working.
(13:39):
So watching out everyone, No, I think too serious, might
be something maybe Brian's onto something or curry. Anyway, my
episode has gone today. I had some cat like sometimes
you have caffeine. I just was like, I knew it
was stupid. I reached out to Chris. I reached out
to my friends at home because they're it was like
(14:00):
midnight where they were, and so they were all kind
of going to bed and and they all made me
feel better. But like I felt bad for people who
have no one to reach out to because I was
kind of spiraling. You guys were just on the hall.
I didn't know you were awake. Still, I could I.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Could have been you come down and hung with us,
because we were both going.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You're right away? What the fuck? Man?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I know it was bad.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, well, anyway, we're just all Actually I jumped up
during Good Well. Dad said he could not get Taylor
Swift songs out of his head. They were, he said,
songs he didn't even know he knew were just rolling
through his head. Maybe it's getting to him. Yeah, like
a DJ was in there playing It's getting in there.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Good.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So Dad went to his first ERA show. Yeah, and
I think he wasn't even like I've invited him before
and he's like, I don't need to go. Like he
literally was like, I don't want to go.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Who would pass that up?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I know exactly, but I knew that if he went,
he would happy. He's on the musicition. That's the thing
I don't understand. Like he'll go to shows and he
just stands. He doesn't bop his head or anything.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And I'm like, but you're a musician, don't you do
some kind of rhythmic movie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He doesn't move a concerts. He went to his favorite band,
Will Go playing Impossible Germany. Dun that might not be
impossible Germany, but you know the song for your will
Go fan, and my dad is just staring and he's
not like a he's not he's he doesn't have aspergers
(15:28):
like that. I under I'm not no shots fired, but
he doesn't have like a thing where he doesn't take
in music. It's like it was very strange, and so
I thought the swifty he was just marveling at how
everyone knows all of her lyrics, and I go, I've
been standing right in front of you. I'm the girl
(15:49):
that's been standing right in front of you the whole time.
I felt like a Taylor Shows song you like, now you.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
See us, I've been a swifty like and he's like,
it's just so cool that she touches people so deeply,
And I'm like, what about me that's been touched by
her so deeply?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm not. I'm not actually mad about it, but like
I think people dismiss.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
In unison with the I get it fifty five thousand people,
everyone knows every word. I guess I just.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Need a little credit that like, maybe I'm onto something.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, Nikki, I've got to give it to you. You
were on to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Before I got im late. I'm not even like an
early one. But I'm just saying, like I've said it before,
it feels good to be right about her because I
was about the level she is at now is ten,
ten or twenty times. But when she got it and
I got on late, every.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Time, i'm aware star in the world.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And as a you know, now forty year old woman,
it feels I feel sometimes like foolish for loving her
so much. And then I'm like, no, I'm not like
this is a drug. Lots of people like and I'm
not narcotics into all of her songs and that's why
(17:05):
we're still singing No long that's why it's haunting you
at night? Dad? Yeah, she puts narcotics into our songs. Yeah,
we you would.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
What was what number was that for you? That was
number four?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That was number four? Number four.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That is a lot. Oh God. I don't know anyone
besides you that has gone to this many shows.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I've heard some. I was on a Taylor showt subreddit
the other day and people were like, can we talk
about people going multiple times? And I was like, let's
read what they're saying, and they were like, it's not cool.
And then some people were like, let's blame the tickets resellers.
Let's blame ticketmaster for letting these stub hub bots come
in and swipe up tickets. That's what's driving the ticket
(17:47):
price up. Not like and yes, the lines are long,
and but guess I just I don't know what to
tell people like, am I not supposed to go? Because
I mean, you're not and I'm not getting them for free.
I don't know, I'm not and I don't. But they're
saying even people getting paying for them shouldn't go multiple times.
And I'm like, should I pay for other people to go?
And like and I asked for you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
To it's pretty late. We actually do pay for other
people to go.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You're paying for me many times, and and other friends.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I think that they want some sort of sponsorship or
something that I should. There should be a fund for
Swifty's who can't go.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Do you think if people in these big arenas here
that have season tickets to these football games there go
every every game and there aren't tickets left, They're all
sold out and stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But yeah, there's something about us going and I get it,
Like even I'm starting to go, do I need to
see it this many times? And yeah I do. I like.
I love it so much and it brings me joy,
and I spread that joy throughout the world, and it
really is worth it. You do, world, you do for
me to keep going. We got to go to break.
We'll talk more about the show and just being in
(18:57):
Doublin after that. But I was just being I was
kidding when I said spread joy because I don't know you,
but it does put me in a better mood. And
then when I'm in a good mood, I give I do.
I'm just a more generous person. I bought you some
nikes today and that's doing good for the world, and
I'm going to donate to some kind of charity that
helps little kids who make Nikes. Yeah, there you go,
(19:19):
right there, part of that Nike sale went to that person.
Who's who's that child that made that Nike? At least
eighteen hundredth of ascent went to that child. Just even
thinking about that, you know, and just like knowing what
I made the differences. All right, we'll be back after this.
All right, So you have four more shows to go
(19:43):
with with me. WHOA, I can't you do it?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah? I mean I feel so I can't. I'm so excited.
I'm more excited. It's so exciting to just be around
all these people that are so happy and so it's
just more.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It's like the super Bowl, like it felt like that
kind of energy when it like you rarely go to
an event where everyone's just like, ah, like happy. Like
even going to see normal concerts, people can sometimes walk
around with like not a smile on their face. Or
a baseball game, like people are just like, yeah, it's
a baseball game, but everyone there's like ah, Like it's
Taylor Swift fans.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
They are they love her and they love being amongst
other Taylor Swift Yeah, that's the other thing. They really
want to be right next to that other person sing
to them or you know, like.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, I found the crowds in Dublin to be really
like a lot more interactive with each other because I've
been to now you know, it's my thirteenth show, and
in the States, I would say every show I've been to,
the you don't really connect with your neighbors as much
as I would want to. I'm always trying to like,
let's all sing together, and I'm trying to like make
(20:52):
conversation with the girls next to me, like, oh my god,
I hope we get this song, and can you believe
we got that one? And did you hear we got
And we finally got a girl that did that with
me this time around because she was like, Travis is here,
because she was like keeping me updated of things that
people were seeing. Oh, because we were behind the tent,
we couldn't see when Travis got there. Stevie Nix's here.
(21:13):
And then she was like and then she said, uh,
we were speculating about whether or not she was going
to oh oh, and she goes, we're gonna get uh.
Karma is the guy on the Chiefs which you know,
Taylor usually says, Karma is the guy on the screen
comment straight home to meet, but when Travis is there,
she goes, Karma is the guy on the chiefs and
we just like lose our minds because it's so very exciting.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm learning all this yeah uh through you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But no, it's really a camaraderie uh with everyone.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
And then afterwards there's just like a mass exodus of
all these people.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Who just said the time of the yeah, walking home
and dad dresses Yeah, dad cry.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He cried after champagne problems. Every town that she goes
to kind of uses that space to just cheer for
like the longest that they can go. And every town
tries to like beat each other or like you know,
not really beat each other, but they just try to give.
That's when they just are like, let's go as long
as we can to give all the love that we have.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
And it takes like sometimes like five or ten minutes
of just like and then she takes out her earpiece
to like be like ah and like hear it naturally
and she reacts. It's really adorable and I felt like
Dublin really brought it. Night three in terms of that.
She was like you could tell she was like, oh
my god. She does have control over those moments, Like
the second she grabs the microphone, everyone's like, what did
(22:38):
you say?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
We'll shut up and you can hear a pin trop.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
But if she didn't grab the mic, that would have
gone on for two hours, like people would just cheer
for that long.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I mean, I love how she has such control. She
could stop the whole up. It's a mastermind, but the
whole audience can just be quiet. Yeah, and you're like going, wow,
how do you get fifty five people? Yeah, it was
she's she's amazing something else or something else. But I'm
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lucky to be part of this. That's all I know.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But I'll say, we want to just talk about the
there's breaking news. My parents are making headlines from a
post that I made on my story of my mom
my mom watching Julia Roberts greeting Travis Kelcey at the
Era's concert, and so like all these publications picked it up. Yeah,
(23:35):
and some of the headlines are, uh, nick this is
us Weekly. Nicki's parents weigh in on Julia Roberts and
Travis kelce Page six. Nicki Glazer's parents hilariously react to
gross quote Julia Roberts rubbing on quote Travis Kelcey at
erator Nicki Glaizer's parents were hilarious react to yeah, and
(23:56):
then where's the other one? It's so good, Nikki guys
his parents hilarious react to gross Julia Roberts. Isn't it
a little much? The comedian asked her mom and dad,
joking that the leave of the world behind actress just
wants to get in there. And then you called you
said gross?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I said gross, which wasn't the nice Well, no, I
and I didn't mean. I think they quoted me as saying.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
She's so gross. You did say that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I didn't mean to say it like that, but I
know we don't know that. You know, I don't. Yeah,
it was yeah, And then I went, oh, I said
she's gross. I meant the act, the act was gross,
not she.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I mean, obviously, she's a stunning woman. There's nothing gross
about her.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
She's not gross. Sounds like you're taking back your apologies,
And no, I apologize saying she's gross. I'm just saying
that act was really weird and and gross is even
a stupid word. So I'm gonna get to try shameful. Yeah,
I'm gonna get that out of my Julia. I am
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so sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, we are sorry. I feel like I would be
upset if I or.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, i'd be upsets said, I guess I am gross,
and I don't want anyone to I know.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I know. I I should have had you. I should
have not posted that because I know that's not how
you actually feel. But I didn't think it would get
picked up by the page six.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh my god, the New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Just someone from the New Yorker wants to get a
blurb from you. You're buying.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Be surprised, but I'd answer it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But I did know that you would have something funny
to say about it, because I saw it and was like, oh,
I can't wait to hear my mom's take on this.
So I knew. But I purposely film you because I
thought you would be funny about it. But and you
were funny about it. That's why it's making the news
because you were hilarious. Oh but you know what's being
hilarious is saying the truth is what's funny Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well, I like I said, she's she's not gross.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Her clearly she's stunning. Yeah, he's perfect and clean and
beautiful and blonde.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Now she's very I'm not even sure that. Yeah, we
actually we thought actually actually that I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It was her. Yeah, that's why you said gross. I said,
who's that gross? This woman that's impersonating somebody. But if
Julia Robert, if it's Julia Roberts, it's not gross. She
can do whatever she wants.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
That that wasn't Julia Roberts.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, that was gross that whoever was acting that way,
and there wasn't Julia. Julia Roberts can do whatever I.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Was imitating Julia Roberts.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
You can paw on whoever. He grows all the time,
Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Julia Roberts is not.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You should be happy to have Julia Roberts. Uh, scratch
on your chest, right, I'm trying to get yes, Yes,
that is the thing that everyone wants all the time.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
They everybody's like, I wish she would just like some
tapping with her fingernails.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Listen. I have to say that people probably aren't too
upset when she's doing that to them, So I don't
think that she, like if she thinks that's an appropriate
way to act, which maybe it is and we don't
freaking know who cares. We don't run in those kind
of circles. Yeah, who do we know? Scratching circles? So
maybe that is the how celebrity mega celebrities greet each other.
(27:17):
I don't know. Who are we to speculate? Who are
we to judge it?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It could be the way those mega celebrities talk to
each other. You fucking Julia Roos.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Who has ever not wanted you all up on them
like you're Julia Robberts or like getting in there? Yeah,
scratching in scratching in burrowing in time to hibernate. Why
wouldn't you want to Travis Kelsey's chest cavity?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes, oh, for god, you want in there?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So I think she did the right thing. Yeah, I'm
turned around on this whole thing. I mean, I've never really.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, that was an impersonator, So oh yeah, that's what
we were grossed out by. Yeah. I didn't like the
whole idea of somebody impersonating her and going after Travis
like that. Now, Travis, my life totally separate.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Note, do you ever know, like any there's like women
who like in a different time of their life, they
just got every everyone just fawns over them so much
that when they get to a point that maybe people
aren't fawning as much, they still think the fawning is
as intense. I've known women like I remember your friend
(28:23):
getting kicked out of a show. I remember one of
your friends getting kicked out of a show at the
Funny Bone. Remember she was heckling my friend Josh, And
Josh Arnold goes, oh, this is classic. He goes, hot
woman who's not hot anymore is just angry about not
being hot and needs to get attention somehow, and isn't
(28:44):
used to not being the center of attention. And now
you're aging, and it's like frustrating for you. And when
you get drunk, you get a little you start to
feel your youth again like when you were, and you
kind of clamor for it. I know I will. Oh
my god, I'm already feeling it. That's what kept me
up at three am last night, was like, oh my god,
these like teen boy It's not That's not what I
(29:04):
was thinking about. But I was like, I don't get
looked at as like a sex object anymore, to like,
I don't feel as if I do, not that I
want to be. But I feel it like going away.
I feel like being like I'm a late I'm a man. Well,
I guess you don't read your Uh, I don't read
my comments. Do people still want to stick their penises
in me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Without my it's hard for me to read. But uh
and that is that's what I want. That is back
to me. Yeah, I'll pay you to go through those
and just heart them and say hit me up on
my only fans. Maybe you run my only fans where
I just post pictures of my feet. Yeah, I don't
have any You just sneak and you don't know what's happening,
(29:46):
but you just collect the money.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You don't tell me anything. You started only fans from
my feet. We hang out.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I surreptitiously take pictures of my feet. You create this
account and then you'd make all the money. It's like
when I give you my old clothes on eBay and
I go, just keep the money what you can use me.
But if I don't know what's going on, then it
won't be gross. Like if I knew that I was
doing a foot only fans page, I would feel like
people would be like Nikki Glazer is doing a foot.
But if I don't know what's going on and you're
(30:14):
taking advantage of me, like.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
A pictures like we're having we're trying to choose.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Somebody, Well you got to get here, like I got
to teach you how to take sneaky photos. But I
think you could start. You could make so much money
off of it.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Tell me what we could charge for something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I mean, I don't know how only falls, but you
could put a paywall of like one hundred dollars a
month and you could promise like ten foot picks a month,
and I bet you could get people signing up for
one hundred bucks. And like one video and you're saying
it and you'd be like, can you just like take
open this banana and peel it with your feet? You
(30:50):
would just give me challenges like I bet you can't
peel this banana with your foot, and I'd be like,
why are we talking about this? Do you go hold on?
Let me just film it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Really, And then you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Could get a thousand dollars for that, because that's what
they do. They write in and then your people that
pay for you, they write in the things. Yeah. Okay,
so this is just I'm just giving you ideas how
to use my fame.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I need to start actually.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, make make some money off of me.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I feel like this whole thing that just blew up today.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I think you're gonna have your own like you could
have your own thing, you could have your own only fans.
It's kind of scary. It was kind of scary. We're
sitting at lunch and all of a sudden, my dad was.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Like, hey, someone wrote us this morning about Nikki's parents
going off about Jilia Roberts.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And I was like, oh, I don't know what that
would be. And then he showed me the link and
I was like, oh, this is like an actual news story.
And he was like, but it keeps connecting to some
app you gotta download, and I go just type it
in Google. Let's see what we get. And then it
was like like all these articles it's Nicky Glaser's parents
and your still image of you watching it is so funny.
You're so funny, Like the camera is always funny.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Picture I have ever it's hilarious. It is gross.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Finally, really is it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Really is? It's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, but that's that's the iron that Julia Roberts can
look at that and go, well, she's gross whatever, well
and then everything's even.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It will be fair. Yeah, she sees it. Who is
this gross? Who is this gross woman? Because she's so gross.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
You just reminded me. You remind me so much of
Jimminy Glick And I know that's not nice. It's my favorite,
but it's me. Yeah, he's well, you don't look like
Jimmy click, but the way you talk is like well,
and I do think that, and it is gross him.
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I made my parents watch like five videos back to
back yesterday just on my phone. We bought.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You guys got me into him initially, and now I'm
going back and watching and love him. He's the funny
I'm reading Martin by the way, I'm reading Martin Short's book,
his autobiography, and I just bought it from my mom
because I'm so upset. He's so funny and his life
is so interesting and he is like a comedic hero
of mine. And he was no but Chris. Chris worked
(33:10):
on Beauty and the Beast Live. Oh he was and Chris.
It was revealed when they were all working together that
I was Chris's girlfriend and both him and David Allen
Greer were very enthusiastic and saying, marry her. Oh god,
it was so cute. Is this okay? We're gonna invite him.
That's a good way to get Martin Swart there.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, I started this mark amazing though.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I really if you are looking for a laugh out
loud autobiography of someone that has like had a fascinating
life and is it's really well written, I really recommend
Martin Schwort's uh autobiography.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well I did. I was like, it didn't go through.
Nicky reads one book and can't shut up about it. Yeah,
reading it, so yeah, it'll be good. I have something
to read on the plane tomorrow to Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
So now we're going to Amsterdam tomorrow, oh, which I'm
so excited for. I love Amsterdam and uh go get
some horse and some for dat. Yeah, we're going to
Aristorf three nights in a row in Amsterdam. And my
friends are like, what's your dad gonna do? And I'm like,
red light District, We'll just walk around.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
He likes to walk around.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah, it's have you walked around there and seen
the women like in the windows, yeah, rubbing their tits
up against the glass and.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, I guess I've seen a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's really it's really I love it.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'm telling you those women are brave man really yeah, yes,
who would do that?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
To them? It's not brave. I I really relate to
like people being like what I do is brave, and
I'm like, but to me, it's not scary. So it's
not brave to me. It's like to you, it would
be because you would. To us, we would never get
naked and stand in front of a window and solicit men. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, But for.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Them it's not there not like I mean, they don't
get this. I don't think they're like, you know, getting
nervous beforehand and shaking and like they should maybe the
first time they did it, but I think but at
this point you can tell there's yeah, it's We went
to a sex show, Chris and I in May last May,
when we were here doing shows, we went to a
(35:19):
live sex show in Amsterdam and it was two people
I've never seen going through the motions. More it was
like actually watching real sex because it seemed so bored.
How much is it? It was probably like a ticket
it was like a hundred. It was like not cheap.
We were like, I really wanted to go hundred. Chris
(35:40):
was like shocked that I wanted to do something, like
I don't like going to museums or like boat tours,
but I was like, I'll go to a live sex show.
That's interesting to me. And it was really gross and
it's kind of sad, and the two people doing it
like just didn't seem to be wanting to do it,
but they're getting into all this BDS some stuff. So
he's tying like a belt around her neck and and
she's kind of but she literally is rolling her eyes
(36:02):
the entire time, and then he sucks on her tit
but it's just like like a baby board sucking. Like
it was just I don't even know how he was hard,
Like I don't know how she was wet, like she
probably wasn't. She looked like she was in her fifties,
like had done this thousands of times, Like it was
watching a off Branson show, like off the Strip in
(36:25):
Branson in terms of like how much phoning it in
was happening. We liked it. We were laughing because it
was interesting. Oh my god. There was this one part
where she was like pulling a string out of her
vagina and it kept going on and on like a
magician string. And then she like put it in this
guy's mouth and we were like, that was in her vagina,
and like, no matter what if if it was in
(36:46):
a spool or something, it's still like was touching her vagina.
And then she stuffed it in this guy's mouth and
we were like oh. And then she like would stuff
her underwear. I know she's still recovering from human centipede
last week.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm sorry, God, please anyone who heard that.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
And I know I apologize to my listeners. That was gross.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I'm still in shock about all of it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I just don't ever want to Yeah, I pleased again,
don't say those words again.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
And first of all, I caught it a human caterpillar.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, that is true. Been talking about it, and my
dad goes, your mom told me about the human caterpillars. Yeah,
it sounds but centipede's already grossed me out there. My least,
we're not talking about it anymore. We're just talking about
But no, I want it as a bug. I want
to say one thing. Please.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You said you're like, oh, I heard about that. When
I was like in high school. No, no, and no.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
It was like when I was twenty four.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh, I thought you said it was like high school.
It's like, oh my god, you had this whole image.
I went through way worse in high school. Oh, Nikky,
I was sheltered, and I am so glad. I was
so sheltered. How you got away with that?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Speaking of around that same time in my life in
because I remember where I was when I read about
that movie. It was two thousand and probably ten or eleven.
It had to be then, because I was in bed
in Astoria and this remember that disgusting apartment I lived
in when I first moved to New York, Oh, in Queens,
with that weird woman that would never said two words
(38:21):
to him no, and she would never leave her room ever.
Oh it was like a Hordors room.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well, that was a scary situation going on.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It was terrible. And I saw how Centipede in my
bed one time there, and I wrote my friend Mike
de Wolfe, who lived in Manhattan, and I said, I
cannot sleep and I won't. I won't be able to
sleep until I like I was losing my mind because
I could not. It was crawled across my pillow, and
I was like, I'm not I can't do this. So
I slept on his pull out couch on sixty second
(38:49):
and Broadway for a whole week until I thought maybe
that thing had moved on or died or something. And
I but I had just it was. It was just
a bad time in my life and I had so
but I just attached it to that that centipede, and
I like was sleeping on the other side of the bed.
I would sleep at the foot of the bed and
I was just thrashing anything that, like a breeze would
hit my foot because it was also so hot, and
(39:10):
like I would just like scream. It was I was
losing my mind.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, that's when I thought, New York, we got to
get you out of there.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
But then I got the TV show.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Thank god, thank god you got out of that apartment.
I know, it was so disgusting, and I moved in
with Anya. That was the worst. Yeah, I did love
that little restaurant.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, taverna Key Claude that's on uh thirty sixth Street.
No a story of Boulevard, I'm sorry, yeah, and thirty
six apps, I think, no, thirty six streets. No I
never even want to go back in that that stop,
like you've reached the last stop dit Mars. Sorry if
you're in Queen's taverna Kei claude As was the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The restaurant's great. Nikki's apartment was terrible, but I was
still drinking then, like it was not a good time.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
In my life. And then you have clean everything up,
really just dusted it off.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Everything's going great, everything's coming up rosy. Yeah, damn. Well,
we are in Europe and going to Amsterdam and Zurich,
which is the flower capital of the world. I did
not know that it really is. Oh that's when you
see all these beautiful flowers here in Ireland.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
They're coming from there.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
They're all from Amsterdam, oh and Holland.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
All right, well, we'll check them out when we get there.
I want to go see the Ann Frank House because
we didn't get in last time because there was a line.
But you're saying that we can get in.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I've seen, I've been there.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
But I'm saying that swifties are going to be all
up in Amsterdam. It's going to be chaotic, and I'm
wondering we'll be able to get in oh, I think
we should get tickets soon. We'll be right back after this.
We're going to check out PAN ranks today and we're back.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Still no word if we're going to get into the
ant Frank, I didn't check yet, but we're going to.
We're going to check that.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I like. I like how you guys uh get through trips.
I think we're on the same page. No, are we are?
We We are flowing pretty well.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah. I mean you guys went to the Guinness factory
this morning when I was supposed to go, but I
slept in.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Sorry about that. I didn't understand it.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
No, that's okay. I was supposed to meet you at
nine thirty for breakfast. I didn't show. They called my phone.
My phone is on silence, so I will never ever
hear it if you call it ever ever ever understood now?
And then you gently knocked on my door and that
didn't work, And I understand, But at that point I
would have been like, maybe she's dead. And then now
I would have gone to, oh, all right, well you
should have go next time you go to the front desk,
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you call the hotel room phone.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Well, I will never I I honestly thought, Well, I
don't want to wake her. If she wants to sleep in,
she probably hit a rough night like we did.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
That was my problem. I was like, I've had one
hour of sleep. Oh my god, I was gonna I thought,
I don't even want to go. I said to your Dan,
can you just go and I can stay in bed,
and he's like, no, you have to go. And so
we were down there waiting for you, and I'm like, God,
damn it, Nikki's not even here. I could be back
and I would have told you, like I know, I
(42:10):
miss an.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
If I don't show, I will oh if I don't show,
and I'm not telling you something that I didn't show,
something's wrong, okay.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
But but then we started getting worried because it was almost.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
It was one o'clock and you were headed back from
the room and we still wasn't.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
A driver who drove around and around and around and
got lost, and we're like, wait, will you just passed
our shoes?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
And then they banged on my door and then I
woke up and I was like one o'clock. What the fuck?
I woke up at one o'clock last night in the morning,
and I was like, how did I sleep this late,
and I was like, oh, it's in the morning. I
mean my sleep is still left up and I.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Know we're six hours st I do.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Not like to admit that I have jet lag. I
don't I think it's a weakness.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't think it is either. It's a real thing, sister,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
I was I'm fucked from it still.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Oh, it's it's scary.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Now we got to go to Amsterdam and then you
guys just don't like to be that many things. Today
we went to the Book of Kel's Museum and what
a fucking waste of time.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Now, well, I've had Trinity College was cool, but we
could have just.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Walked around like campus. You couldn't have gotten in the
Long Haul, which is yeah, the Long Hall was cool.
There's just like this library. It looked like like a
Harry Potter library and had just like four hundred years
old cool globe kind of art installation. But it might
even be older than that.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I just don't really care about reading plaques or wait,
they it did look like Harry Potter, but those old
books all lined up. It was just so cool. Yeah,
and then they had that big art installation of the
big globe in their I thought the globe was cool,
was beautiful, but I think that college campus is incating.
Here's the thing I realized this morning while I was
(43:47):
when I was frustrated that I missed the Guinness thing
is because I just want to say that I did things,
but I.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Don't want to do that that and I feel and
I don't think that's a good way to live. I
think that's what a lot of tourists do, is like
they don't really care about seeing stuff. They just want
to say they did it. Well. I thought, we say,
like people who bird sometimes don't even like birds. They
just like to do a puzzle they're like looking for
they like to say they got one, and it's like
(44:14):
for me, But I guess that's to each their own
if that's what.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
They you know, No, I think the reason I wanted
to go to the Guinness because I was people are
like when you have to go there, and I was like,
we got there and I'm like going, what are they
talking about? Why? Why did we have to Why did
we spend you know this to get over here and
then Russia in here and make sure we're on time,
and then we get in here and all it is
is a bunch of lighting and you know, fake stuff.
(44:41):
It just it's like tells you how they brew beer.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I think people are dumb.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I honestly, everybody was really entralled, and I okay, I
think it's twenty five bucks in person. Again, I'm like,
what is the this they used to make beer?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I really think it's like people pay twenty five dollars
so they have to convince themselves it's impressive to make
themselves feel better. It's the same theory I have about
people who have kids. They have to say it's amazing
because they can't get out of it. You know, like
you already paid twenty five dollars, so you're gonna convince
yourself you like it now. I don't have to convince it.
But we don't. I don't know why our family can
(45:18):
admit when something sucks that we've paid a lot for.
But I think most people there's a psychological term for it.
But like if you invest in something, you like it more.
That's same with comedy shows or like audiences when you're
taping a thing, if it's a paid audience, they aren't
as good of an audience as an audience that just
shows up on their own volition. Ever, that's free. Wait
(45:40):
a minute, it's true. Paid audiences they want you notoriously
are worse.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
They're tough customers. Why is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
The more if someone pays to go see a show,
the more someone pays, the more someone enjoys a show.
Oh yes, except us know you would think that. But
the psychology says, it's like.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
You have to you're gonna like this.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
You have to convince yourself you like it because you've
spent money on it, and so you like it more.
You you, and you end up do liking it. You
end up liking it more because you're convincing yourself you
like it more, which is okay. Yeah, it's like the
what's the psychological term we learned about? That's a debate
tactic that Trump uses. Hold on, It's called like gillan,
(46:26):
you're GRIFTINGU do? You said? You wrote it down?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I did.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I had to.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I had to write it down because it's been bothering
me since.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Debate tactic. Okay, here it is. It's called the gish.
It's the Gish gallop, the Gish gallup. It's when it's
a debate tactic that Trump used the other night. But
if it's where you just say a bunch of lots,
you list a ton of lies on top of each other,
so that your opponent.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Is hassled, kind of like that, I'm trying to take
it in.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Right, But the real thing is is that too. So
if I list a bunch of lies, you're gonna have
to dismantle each one of those lies, right. The amount
of time that you have, you're never going to get
to them all correct. Therefore you will be missing some
of them. So I'll get some lies through that you
didn't disprove. And while you're trying to frantically disprove all designs,
you look crazy and you're b So it makes the
(47:18):
person who's lying look like they're not lying and look
more straightforward and more level headed, and it makes the
other person look like a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
And you can't even address drowning lies. Yeah, you don't
even address one lie.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
It's good. It's a tactic. It's a tack. He used.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Someone told him about that, and he's like, I'm in yeah,
and he was good at it, he figured it, and
he's not that smart. So I mean, someone said.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Mom, we're gonna lose so many listeners. I'm just kidding.
I don't care. You imagine if I cared about that.
People are getting mad at the hutoah girl. Do you
know that girl? Okay, there's a girl. She went viral
because someone was doing an interview in the street, just
some like random TikTok or. It was asking people questions,
(48:05):
you know, coming out of bars and stuff, and this
guy was like, what's what's the best way to turn
a guy on? And she was like, you got to
give him that huckti. He goes, what's that the huktua
and she goes, he goes, what's that? You go huh
toa you spit on that thing? And everyone's laughing because
it's just funny. And apparently they found her because she
was just some random girl and they've hunted her down
(48:27):
and they did an interview where she's they the media
and someone did an interview with her where they were like,
would you huck tah these guys? And then it was
Donald Trump and she was like no thanks, and everyone's like,
she doesn't like Trump and it was just like, that's
not what she said. She just said she didn't want
to blow Trump. She could still vote for him, So
chill out everyone. But I bet trumpies think if she
(48:50):
doesn't want to blow him, she's not a patriot. Oh,
she must want to blow Biden. Then it's like, no,
she doesn't want to blow a disgusting looking man. What's
the twisted Oh god, I just don't believe I'm going
to be uh stoned in a town square for what
I just said. When by two thousand? When do you
think he'll start having stoning? I think public stonings will
(49:12):
probably start next summer. Well, round up all the women
whoever said they wouldn't blow him, and then he'll.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Might be April, probably by April, yeah, twentieth, Yeah, take it.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Just to organize a public stoning.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
They got to get the square, which square they want
to do it?
Speaker 2 (49:29):
They got to round everyone up using their rounding them up,
Yeah they got That takes at least a month, and
I think they'll just round everybody up and then decide
how they're going to do. And then the rounding up
the rocks for the stoning, that's going to be a tough.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Talk about build that wall there? What are you using
the rocks for wall or the stoning? They'll have to
start taking it from the wall and then people are
gonna be upset about that. I mean, it's going it'll
be interesting to see we're doing Jimmy glib final thought.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh really yeah, we're there, so my.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Strapping boys Morgan, uh, Mason, Matthew and Modine if you know,
you know. But I this Martin short book is making
me laugh so hard and like making me uh And
I could have turned to that last night when I
was having my depression attack. Yeah, but actually it made
(50:34):
me cry so much. It felt so good because I
don't cry a lot, you.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Know, laughing crying.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
No, I was crying from sadness because there's some tragedy
in it and it's so sweet and it's like, oh
my god, it's such a like it's just it's it's
just so sweet. I love it so much. But brilliant, man,
Can I just swift out a little bit. I'm sorry
for everyone to hear this, but I did see Torture
Poet's Department eras tour performance live for the first time ever,
(51:02):
and it was incredible and everything that I wanted it
to be. And I my favorite part, which is the
bridge you know, of the smallest Man who ever lived?
I made you guys watch it at dinner. The other night,
I was filming It's the It was this conundrum in
my heart because I was like, I want to film
it because I want to watch it again, but I
(51:22):
also want to be there present for it.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
So I did.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I know I could do it again, but I just
was like, it's a while before I see It's a
couple of nights before I see her again, and I
just want to watch my footage of it. So I
started filming it, and then I saw Dad like kind
of get distracted with his phone, and I was like, Dad,
can't miss my favorite part of this where she gets shot,
And so I stopped filming and I was like, Dad,
watch she's about to go to battle and this is
(51:48):
the coolest part of the show, Like it's gonna flash
red and she gets shot, And so I had to
stop my filming to make sure he saw the good part.
And so I kind of didn't get either, because I
was so obsessed with everyone else's experience of it, I
didn't I didn't get to feel it.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Well, listen, isn't it just as easy to copy someone
else's that has really done a good job filming?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
This is the problem that I've talked to about on
the show is that. And I will say I got
told that my footage that I posted on my story
of the Arastur is some of the best footage that
anyone's seen from crowdshots. And I am so appreciated about
that compliment because I have had a real problem with
Swifti's filming and not getting good angles and like zooming
(52:33):
in on the screen then going back to her and
it's like pick the screen or her, And also you
got to use the techniques that you know to like
make the lighting better. And I understand it's hard because
there's people around you, but I really do pride myself
on getting the best footage, and so it's I do.
There is a part of me that's it's up to
me to get the best version of this march that
I love so much. I need to do that for
(52:55):
me because it's not going to be released. I don't
know if they're filming it or going to release it official,
but you have the best angle. So I'm hoping that.
I don't have the tickets for Amsterdam yet, so I
don't know where we're sitting, but I'm hoping we get
a better angle. I hope we have tickets. I hope
I do too. If I don't, you know, I will.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
We'll stand outside the state. I'll red light district it up.
I will sell my body. You're brave. You are so
brave because I'm brave. That's a brave daughter.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
What do you want to do for dinner tonight? Wasn't
that lunch? I really? I think I just got into
sweet potatoes. And I know I'm late to the game,
but like god, they were so mushy. Like I liked, yes,
because they were cubed, but they were like soft, and
I don't like when I don't want them to be
al Dante or even like slightly to the to the
(53:51):
I want a mush but I want them still on
the skin. So that's a very that's hard to do.
And if I know anything about mushy vegetables, I know
you know how to make them. Thanks to make a mushroom.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
We had a peas that were called U mushy peas.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's another We went to a British restaurant yesterday and
we saw mushy peas on the menu and we were like,
oh my god, that is the funniest thing because in America,
mushy peas would be like, what the fuck it looked like?
It looked like guacamole. That's what we thought it was.
And then my dad goes, this is the mushy peas
and I did I scarf that down. It is delicious.
I think the garlic, of course.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
But they were so good. Oh, they were so everything,
so good. We are treated like kings and queens and.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Eating so well, so excited.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
We are so lucky. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
You're so welcome. Well, thank you for joining me for
the podcast today. Sorry Brian that we lost you. Brian,
He'll be back and probably two weeks. We'll probably do
the next one alone too, because I have one more
to do for next week, okay, because we pre recorded
one with Brian, but then I'll probably have another one
to do and Dad's gonna join I think on that one. Yeah,
so stay tuned for that. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast live
(55:07):
from Europe at Arastour. Thank you guys for listening. I
love you guys so much. Besties. I've met some of
you here in Dublin.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Actually, Niki, you're getting recognized left and right here.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
It's really happening a lot more than I would think
it would.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
It's so nice and everyone is so nice. Everyone's just like,
very casual, very nice.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
I'm not in your face. They're going, Nikki, I love you.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
It's like, what a quick drive by Nikki, I love you?
Like so good.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
No, a girl on a bike. It was dark after
the show, I think, yeah, And we were on a
dark and lonely street and this girl comes right, cute
girl on her bicycle.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
And she stopped at the same cross like we are.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
We are at the stop sign and walking past, and
she goes Nikki Glacer in her Irish.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Nikki Glazer, Nikki Glazer Yeah, and I go yeah, and
she was like, oh my god, and she's like, what
are you here for? I have a show? And I
go I just went to Taylor. So she goes, I
did too because we were walking home from Taylor. So
she was so nice. So shout out to all the
besties and Fantasy. It makes me feel so good. I
did not expect that at all, but it's happening. It's
really happening, all right. In our apologies to Julia Roberts,
(56:15):
You're not gross, we are. We love you.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
That's our new pretty woman ning Hill.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
My best friend's wedding. The Charlie wrote, not Charlie Rose
the she was in some the Charlie Wasn't she in that?
Leo Leonard Leonardo, that Wall Street head with Ocean Ocean's eleven.
I don't even think he was in that, and she
might and she think she was. She it doesn't matter.
(56:43):
Ocean's eleven. Thank you guys. Watch Oceans eleven check out
now available. All right, we'll see you next time on
the podcast. Do not be care and fine
The Nicki Glaser Podcast. Nicki Glaser pos.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello here I am. It's Nikki Glazer. It's Nikki Glazer Podcast,
coming at you live from Dublin, Ireland. I'm in a
hotel room with my mom. Brian Frangie's here. Not in
the hotel room. He's back in California. What's up, Brian?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's morning where you are. It is the after late
it's early evening, glass early evening. I always sounded irish.
I'm finally picking up the accent and but it does.
The sun doesn't set here until ten o'clock, so, like,
it feels weird to get dinner before. We got dinner
last night at nine. Dad's usually like has to eat
(00:48):
at six thirty or he turns into a werewolf or something.
But we've been eating later. It's really fascinating. But last
night flock dude. So it was really fun because we
went to air US tour the other night and I'm
used to seeing the most of the show in the dark,
because that's how it is in the States. Like, no,
(01:08):
I can't believe I saw a Reputation era in the
dead of daylight. It was pretty cool. I saw most
of the show it was only an hour of the
show was at night, and even then it was like
mostly twilight. So that was pretty cool. And I don't
even understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, we're so north, we're north, we're so far north.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, we're on the same latitude as like Canada, like
Upper Canada.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And I and I can testify. The sun comes up
at five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The the sun does come up super early, so we're
getting so much sun here. I saw the sun coming.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Through at four maybe it was four.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, because we couldn't sleep last night, my family, we
went me and my mom and dad went out to
eat Indian was so good, but we all couldn't sleep
afterwards a while it was wondering if it was a spice.
It wasn't. It wasn't because we all got.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
To bear coffee like at five or six.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It could have been that spice. Yeah, we all did
a drug call last.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Night, and really, oh, you know what. It could have
been the tumeric.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's all kinds of tumeric and Indian food. I'm sure
it wasn't the food.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It was my anx. I was like having a depression attack.
I woke up at three am and I had what
I want to coin right now, because everyone has anxiety attacks,
and that's just like what everyone gets, and everyone kind
of knows what that is, and it's like the worst
thing in the world. And I'm not My tone sounds
like I'm diminishing it. I'm just saying, like, why aren't
there depression attacks because I don't get anxiety attacks. I
(02:38):
get depression attacks where it's like I can't breathe because
I hate myself so much, or like where I have
self esteem at Like, it's a depression attack for sure,
and I think there needs to be that word for it.
I think we need to call them depression attacks, because uh,
there's no other people with anxiety attacks get empathy when
they're going through an anxiety attack, people understand what that is.
(02:59):
But when people it's depression of depression. Sometimes mine only
comes on for a couple hours and it's really really bad,
and there's no real word for it.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But the one term that I've heard is depressive episode,
which sounds makes you sound like a loser.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It sounds like a problem, it sounds like there's a
uh I think that's a good sounds like something a
barometric pressure is happening through your body. It could be that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It could be that, but yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right, a depressive episode, but to me, that sounds like
something that could last months, which I'm sure they can,
but for minor like can They're like they're a spell.
They just come through until I take a bunch of
anti anxiety medicines because I always forget that when I'm
having one of these episodes that I mean, I guess
it is anxiety in its own way that I have
(03:47):
like tablets that I can take that dissolve on my
tongue and make me feel less anxious, but I never
think that's I'm always happy about that because I feel
like they're like the type of drug that you could
be addicted to, and I literally forget that I have them,
and that always makes you good because I feel like
I'm such an addict. Well, so, dude, it's technical difficulties.
Brian cannot join us for the rest of this podcast
(04:09):
because the delay is too long, and I just had
to explain to my mom why that's a problem. So
from here on out that podcast is just going to
be me and my mom and I hope that's okay. Sorry, Brian.
We love you, and we enjoyed your equippage fifteen seconds late.
I did too. It makes it more fun. But it's
(04:29):
just like, at this point you just go, let's just
do people want to listen to a delay stop and
start conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Technology that I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, the Wi Fi I thought was stronger at this hotel,
but it's not. Let's get back to the fact that. Yeah,
get us back on track.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That episode and I'm telling you a depressive episode. Yeah,
but let me just say something. First of all, you're
in a six hour time difference, okay, and we just
got here yesterday, two days ago. Uh, Sunday Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's tuesdayday.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, we got it on Sunday morning and it's Tuesday.
I know I should be caught up by now, but
I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And I just looke up and I stayed up. We
couldn't get to say yeah. So I think it was something.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Were you in bed hating your face though?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And everything about about what I was hating your face.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
About you right now? It just kept I was like, God, no,
I wrote this whole diatribe on girls chat that was
like because I liked to cyberbully myself, Like I like
to just write like the meanest things about myself. It
just helps me for some reason.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And I pulled it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I pull up pictures of Marjorie Taylor Green and I
circle spots on her face that match my face because
I kind of like to make it irrefutable that my
friends can tell me I'm pretty when I send them
a picture that's really I like, literally make a case
like a lawyer would make a case, like I go
exhibit a look at the laxity of my cheek. It
is there is definitely a dimple there. How is this okay?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Why would you take her as a sample.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because I kind of look like her in my picture
in a lot of pictures.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Mom, she's my most.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We have different insides, like our souls are different, but
we she definitely kind of resembles me. I don't if
I went the wrong way in a med spa, if
I took some bad direction. We're not even bad direction.
Just like trusted people that shouldn't be trusted because you
just get things injected in your face and you go,
(06:36):
I think this, I'm gonna trust that this is the
right thing, And generally they do, and sometimes they're trying
to do good work, but sometimes you get like, like,
you know how like sometimes people are bad artists, like
they still have a gallery, but you go, that's the
fucking ugliest painting I've ever seen in my life. Those
people are still artists. So there are people out there
that are injecting people's faces, that do study bone structure
(06:57):
and they know perfectly. Some of them are Rembrandts, and
then some of them are Thomas Kinkaid's and that it's fine,
and then which is Thomas can Kaid's good in his
own way, and then some are another Like you know
your niece who is like, look at this picture of us,
and it's it looks like a bunch of blobs or whatever,
(07:17):
you know what I mean. But I guess she doesn't
have a storefront. That kind of refutes my point. But
you know, they're shitty artists in every field. Like I
always just think that, oh, if you go to get
an operation like or something, not even like let's talk cosmetic,
but like you get your heart done or whatever, that
every doctor follows the same fucking recipe, right, Like you
(07:38):
think it would be the same, but they're not all
the same. Like I this just occurred to me. Yeah,
that you And that's what they call getting a second opinion, right.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He should get a second opinion. Trust everyone about every feeling.
What do you mean, Wow, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I do get second opinions, but I don't really
trust people who are my friends who are trying to
make me feel better. I'd rather trust someone who's like, like,
one time my friend was like, yeah, you've gained weight.
Yeah you're I see what you're talking about. And that
didn't make me feel better either. So I don't really
know what I want.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Exactly, Like, what is it you want, Niki?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I just stop. Honestly, you got I wish yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Do you think I wanted to be doing that at.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Three in the morning. You gotta here's the thing you
gotta do. You get to wake up everything and send
say ten things that you like about yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I know that that is the cure. But you got
to just wake up and do three squats. I mean, like,
why don't I it's just hard to do. Yeah, but
it's like easy as saying ten nice things about yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I know, but you've you've got an issue if you
really are.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like, oh yeah, it is so. But I did better
than I usually do because I wrote out this whole
diatribe like picking myself apart and like actually like arguing
with my friends who were already not even arguing back
at me. I was like already anticipating what they were
going to say. Oh, and don't say this because then
I'll say this, and I know you're gonna think this.
And then I was about to send it. Then instead
I just cut and pasted it in my notes, and
(09:06):
then I wrote something else in girls Jet that was
like good, I just, I just, I said, I wrote
out one of my usual diatribes, but I didn't post
it here. Instead, I'm just gonna listen to a manifestation
meditation about liking yourself good. And I didn't do that.
But I did listen to a soothing podcast because I
went on Reddit and was like, what someone had asked
(09:29):
on Reddit, what's a podcast when you can't sleep? And
someone recommended this guy with an Irish accent to piano
music that has a soft Irish accent, and he's autistic
and he just talks about things he's interested in. And
it's called the Blind Boy Podcast. And I why am
I telling you like that the Blind Boy podcast, but
maybe he was talking like that. I'm all sucked in Irish.
(09:52):
But the Blind Boy podcast was soothing, and he talked
about a museum in Dublin that I was like, Oh,
we'll go see that today, but then he revealed it
like burned down. But he was like, whenever I'm in Dublin,
I always go see the crypts of the Viking Crypts.
And I was like, Oh, this Viking crypt Dad's gonna
love this. And by the end of the podcast, I
was like, Oh, it just burnt down, and like last week.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Really like really, yeah, truly I would have gone to that, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I know it sounded cool, but we've been sleeping like
we were in crypts, yeah, till noon yesterday, which is
like unheard of for my family. Yeah, we've just been eating,
going to coffee. We tried to go do something touristy today. Well,
you went to the Guinness Tour. Did the Guinness tour
this morning of the Guinness factory?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Correct? Now Dad gets to drink Guinness. Yeah, we both did,
and like a whole beer. They give you a little
sample and then you go and they give you a
free ticket to go up on the top floor, which
is a view three six of the whole city, which
is that we weren't even gonna go. We were so tired,
We're like, going, let's just go. We don't even know
what then. We didn't know what was up there, and
we ended up going because there are like ten different levels. Yeah,
(10:57):
and by the ninth level, you're going, let's go.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And then I said, Barley anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And there was an elevator, and I said, oh, we
could just take the elevator and see what this. That's
how Charlie and the chocol factory and how people got
in trouble. Really, they start exploring and they go, what
does that elevator go?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh? Yeah, well we went out, you went off the
Beaten Boys. We went up and we went, whoa, it's gorgeous.
It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's always nice when you like do the one extra
thing because you're like, oh, we're tired, but let's just
do it and see what happens, and then it ends
up being the best thing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, And we met some people from since like last.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Night, we didn't we I waited too long to find
a place to eat, and by the time we got there,
they were closing fifteen minutes so they wouldn't let us in,
and so no restaurants were open, and we were just
like walking aimlessly, like kind of bickering and not as
very nice neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You guys said it looked rough, and I didn't think so,
but it's on It was on Camden Street if you're
familiar with Dublin, and I guess it was. It was
just no one on the street. Like it looked like
they could film like some kind of post apocalyptic film.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Right, it was. It was kind of deserted, yeah, and
we figured there's no more.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Then we found an Indian restaurant and they were so nice.
It was called Dwali and it was so delicious. I'm
like still thinking about it. And I'm not usually a
huge fan of Indian I love, but I know it's
usually just makes me feel it's like sits in my stomach,
not in the way that everyone's like you get dor
because you eat Indian food, like it just feels like heavy.
(12:21):
But man, it was delicious, so good. I'm into it
now and I think I'm huh, I'm so glad. But
do you know that David Foster Wallace, it was a
famous author, and he committed iriside because he had he
had like massive depression and he was on meds that
stabilized him for many many years and was like the
(12:44):
only thing that worked for him. Person he wrote infinite
jest is he irish? No, he has nothing to do
with that. But I'm getting to something.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh got it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He uh was like in the nineties huge, like uh
literary genius people were. His stuff is really dense and
philosophical and beautiful, and I haven't read any of it truly.
I think I read the one thing about a fish
or something that's like a graduation book that someone someone,
I think Ari Finling bought me that I don't know,
(13:14):
but I've read that, and I've read like parts of
things I've read about him more. Anyway, there's a movie
about him, starring Jason Siegel as well David Foster Wells,
and he kills himself in the end because his meds
were working, and then they stopped working because he ate
drum roll, turmeric Indian food and there was some kind
of spice that made his his SSRI is completely stop working.
(13:39):
So watching out everyone, No, I think too serious, might
be something maybe Brian's onto something or curry. Anyway, my
episode has gone today. I had some cat like sometimes
you have caffeine. I just was like, I knew it
was stupid. I reached out to Chris. I reached out
to my friends at home because they're it was like
(14:00):
midnight where they were, and so they were all kind
of going to bed and and they all made me
feel better. But like I felt bad for people who
have no one to reach out to because I was
kind of spiraling. You guys were just on the hall.
I didn't know you were awake. Still, I could I.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Could have been you come down and hung with us,
because we were both going.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You're right away? What the fuck? Man?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I know it was bad.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, well, anyway, we're just all Actually I jumped up
during Good Well. Dad said he could not get Taylor
Swift songs out of his head. They were, he said,
songs he didn't even know he knew were just rolling
through his head. Maybe it's getting to him. Yeah, like
a DJ was in there playing It's getting in there.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Good.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So Dad went to his first ERA show. Yeah, and
I think he wasn't even like I've invited him before
and he's like, I don't need to go. Like he
literally was like, I don't want to go.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Who would pass that up?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I know exactly, but I knew that if he went,
he would happy. He's on the musicition. That's the thing
I don't understand. Like he'll go to shows and he
just stands. He doesn't bop his head or anything.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And I'm like, but you're a musician, don't you do
some kind of rhythmic movie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He doesn't move a concerts. He went to his favorite band,
Will Go playing Impossible Germany. Dun that might not be
impossible Germany, but you know the song for your will
Go fan, and my dad is just staring and he's
not like a he's not he's he doesn't have aspergers
(15:28):
like that. I under I'm not no shots fired, but
he doesn't have like a thing where he doesn't take
in music. It's like it was very strange, and so
I thought the swifty he was just marveling at how
everyone knows all of her lyrics, and I go, I've
been standing right in front of you. I'm the girl
(15:49):
that's been standing right in front of you the whole time.
I felt like a Taylor Shows song you like, now you.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
See us, I've been a swifty like and he's like,
it's just so cool that she touches people so deeply,
And I'm like, what about me that's been touched by
her so deeply?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm not. I'm not actually mad about it, but like
I think people dismiss.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
In unison with the I get it fifty five thousand people,
everyone knows every word. I guess I just.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Need a little credit that like, maybe I'm onto something.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, Nikki, I've got to give it to you. You
were on to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Before I got im late. I'm not even like an
early one. But I'm just saying, like I've said it before,
it feels good to be right about her because I
was about the level she is at now is ten,
ten or twenty times. But when she got it and
I got on late, every.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Time, i'm aware star in the world.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And as a you know, now forty year old woman,
it feels I feel sometimes like foolish for loving her
so much. And then I'm like, no, I'm not like
this is a drug. Lots of people like and I'm
not narcotics into all of her songs and that's why
(17:05):
we're still singing No long that's why it's haunting you
at night? Dad? Yeah, she puts narcotics into our songs. Yeah,
we you would.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
What was what number was that for you? That was
number four?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That was number four? Number four.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That is a lot. Oh God. I don't know anyone
besides you that has gone to this many shows.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I've heard some. I was on a Taylor showt subreddit
the other day and people were like, can we talk
about people going multiple times? And I was like, let's
read what they're saying, and they were like, it's not cool.
And then some people were like, let's blame the tickets resellers.
Let's blame ticketmaster for letting these stub hub bots come
in and swipe up tickets. That's what's driving the ticket
(17:47):
price up. Not like and yes, the lines are long,
and but guess I just I don't know what to
tell people like, am I not supposed to go? Because
I mean, you're not and I'm not getting them for free.
I don't know, I'm not and I don't. But they're
saying even people getting paying for them shouldn't go multiple times.
And I'm like, should I pay for other people to go?
And like and I asked for you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
To it's pretty late. We actually do pay for other
people to go.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You're paying for me many times, and and other friends.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I think that they want some sort of sponsorship or
something that I should. There should be a fund for
Swifty's who can't go.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Do you think if people in these big arenas here
that have season tickets to these football games there go
every every game and there aren't tickets left, They're all
sold out and stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But yeah, there's something about us going and I get it,
Like even I'm starting to go, do I need to
see it this many times? And yeah I do. I like.
I love it so much and it brings me joy,
and I spread that joy throughout the world, and it
really is worth it. You do, world, you do for
me to keep going. We got to go to break.
We'll talk more about the show and just being in
(18:57):
Doublin after that. But I was just being I was
kidding when I said spread joy because I don't know you,
but it does put me in a better mood. And
then when I'm in a good mood, I give I do.
I'm just a more generous person. I bought you some
nikes today and that's doing good for the world, and
I'm going to donate to some kind of charity that
helps little kids who make Nikes. Yeah, there you go,
(19:19):
right there, part of that Nike sale went to that person.
Who's who's that child that made that Nike? At least
eighteen hundredth of ascent went to that child. Just even
thinking about that, you know, and just like knowing what
I made the differences. All right, we'll be back after this.
All right, So you have four more shows to go
(19:43):
with with me. WHOA, I can't you do it?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah? I mean I feel so I can't. I'm so excited.
I'm more excited. It's so exciting to just be around
all these people that are so happy and so it's
just more.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It's like the super Bowl, like it felt like that
kind of energy when it like you rarely go to
an event where everyone's just like, ah, like happy. Like
even going to see normal concerts, people can sometimes walk
around with like not a smile on their face. Or
a baseball game, like people are just like, yeah, it's
a baseball game, but everyone there's like ah, Like it's
Taylor Swift fans.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
They are they love her and they love being amongst
other Taylor Swift Yeah, that's the other thing. They really
want to be right next to that other person sing
to them or you know, like.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, I found the crowds in Dublin to be really
like a lot more interactive with each other because I've
been to now you know, it's my thirteenth show, and
in the States, I would say every show I've been to,
the you don't really connect with your neighbors as much
as I would want to. I'm always trying to like,
let's all sing together, and I'm trying to like make
(20:52):
conversation with the girls next to me, like, oh my god,
I hope we get this song, and can you believe
we got that one? And did you hear we got
And we finally got a girl that did that with
me this time around because she was like, Travis is here,
because she was like keeping me updated of things that
people were seeing. Oh, because we were behind the tent,
we couldn't see when Travis got there. Stevie Nix's here.
(21:13):
And then she was like and then she said, uh,
we were speculating about whether or not she was going
to oh oh, and she goes, we're gonna get uh.
Karma is the guy on the Chiefs which you know,
Taylor usually says, Karma is the guy on the screen
comment straight home to meet, but when Travis is there,
she goes, Karma is the guy on the chiefs and
we just like lose our minds because it's so very exciting.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm learning all this yeah uh through you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But no, it's really a camaraderie uh with everyone.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
And then afterwards there's just like a mass exodus of
all these people.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Who just said the time of the yeah, walking home
and dad dresses Yeah, dad cry.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He cried after champagne problems. Every town that she goes
to kind of uses that space to just cheer for
like the longest that they can go. And every town
tries to like beat each other or like you know,
not really beat each other, but they just try to give.
That's when they just are like, let's go as long
as we can to give all the love that we have.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
And it takes like sometimes like five or ten minutes
of just like and then she takes out her earpiece
to like be like ah and like hear it naturally
and she reacts. It's really adorable and I felt like
Dublin really brought it. Night three in terms of that.
She was like you could tell she was like, oh
my god. She does have control over those moments, Like
the second she grabs the microphone, everyone's like, what did
(22:38):
you say?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
We'll shut up and you can hear a pin trop.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
But if she didn't grab the mic, that would have
gone on for two hours, like people would just cheer
for that long.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I mean, I love how she has such control. She
could stop the whole up. It's a mastermind, but the
whole audience can just be quiet. Yeah, and you're like going, wow,
how do you get fifty five people? Yeah, it was
she's she's amazing something else or something else. But I'm
(23:09):
lucky to be part of this. That's all I know.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But I'll say, we want to just talk about the
there's breaking news. My parents are making headlines from a
post that I made on my story of my mom
my mom watching Julia Roberts greeting Travis Kelcey at the
Era's concert, and so like all these publications picked it up. Yeah,
(23:35):
and some of the headlines are, uh, nick this is
us Weekly. Nicki's parents weigh in on Julia Roberts and
Travis kelce Page six. Nicki Glazer's parents hilariously react to
gross quote Julia Roberts rubbing on quote Travis Kelcey at
erator Nicki Glaizer's parents were hilarious react to yeah, and
(23:56):
then where's the other one? It's so good, Nikki guys
his parents hilarious react to gross Julia Roberts. Isn't it
a little much? The comedian asked her mom and dad,
joking that the leave of the world behind actress just
wants to get in there. And then you called you
said gross?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I said gross, which wasn't the nice Well, no, I
and I didn't mean. I think they quoted me as saying.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
She's so gross. You did say that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I didn't mean to say it like that, but I
know we don't know that. You know, I don't. Yeah,
it was yeah, And then I went, oh, I said
she's gross. I meant the act, the act was gross,
not she.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I mean, obviously, she's a stunning woman. There's nothing gross
about her.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
She's not gross. Sounds like you're taking back your apologies,
And no, I apologize saying she's gross. I'm just saying
that act was really weird and and gross is even
a stupid word. So I'm gonna get to try shameful. Yeah,
I'm gonna get that out of my Julia. I am
(25:00):
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, we are sorry. I feel like I would be
upset if I or.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, i'd be upsets said, I guess I am gross,
and I don't want anyone to I know.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I know. I I should have had you. I should
have not posted that because I know that's not how
you actually feel. But I didn't think it would get
picked up by the page six.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh my god, the New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Just someone from the New Yorker wants to get a
blurb from you. You're buying.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Be surprised, but I'd answer it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But I did know that you would have something funny
to say about it, because I saw it and was like, oh,
I can't wait to hear my mom's take on this.
So I knew. But I purposely film you because I
thought you would be funny about it. But and you
were funny about it. That's why it's making the news
because you were hilarious. Oh but you know what's being
hilarious is saying the truth is what's funny Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well, I like I said, she's she's not gross.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Her clearly she's stunning. Yeah, he's perfect and clean and
beautiful and blonde.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Now she's very I'm not even sure that. Yeah, we
actually we thought actually actually that I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It was her. Yeah, that's why you said gross. I said,
who's that gross? This woman that's impersonating somebody. But if
Julia Robert, if it's Julia Roberts, it's not gross. She
can do whatever she wants.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
That that wasn't Julia Roberts.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, that was gross that whoever was acting that way,
and there wasn't Julia. Julia Roberts can do whatever I.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Was imitating Julia Roberts.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
You can paw on whoever. He grows all the time,
Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Julia Roberts is not.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You should be happy to have Julia Roberts. Uh, scratch
on your chest, right, I'm trying to get yes, Yes,
that is the thing that everyone wants all the time.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
They everybody's like, I wish she would just like some
tapping with her fingernails.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Listen. I have to say that people probably aren't too
upset when she's doing that to them, So I don't
think that she, like if she thinks that's an appropriate
way to act, which maybe it is and we don't
freaking know who cares. We don't run in those kind
of circles. Yeah, who do we know? Scratching circles? So
maybe that is the how celebrity mega celebrities greet each other.
(27:17):
I don't know. Who are we to speculate? Who are
we to judge it?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It could be the way those mega celebrities talk to
each other. You fucking Julia Roos.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Who has ever not wanted you all up on them
like you're Julia Robberts or like getting in there? Yeah,
scratching in scratching in burrowing in time to hibernate. Why
wouldn't you want to Travis Kelsey's chest cavity?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes, oh, for god, you want in there?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So I think she did the right thing. Yeah, I'm
turned around on this whole thing. I mean, I've never really.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, that was an impersonator, So oh yeah, that's what
we were grossed out by. Yeah. I didn't like the
whole idea of somebody impersonating her and going after Travis
like that. Now, Travis, my life totally separate.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Note, do you ever know, like any there's like women
who like in a different time of their life, they
just got every everyone just fawns over them so much
that when they get to a point that maybe people
aren't fawning as much, they still think the fawning is
as intense. I've known women like I remember your friend
(28:23):
getting kicked out of a show. I remember one of
your friends getting kicked out of a show at the
Funny Bone. Remember she was heckling my friend Josh, And
Josh Arnold goes, oh, this is classic. He goes, hot
woman who's not hot anymore is just angry about not
being hot and needs to get attention somehow, and isn't
(28:44):
used to not being the center of attention. And now
you're aging, and it's like frustrating for you. And when
you get drunk, you get a little you start to
feel your youth again like when you were, and you
kind of clamor for it. I know I will. Oh
my god, I'm already feeling it. That's what kept me
up at three am last night, was like, oh my god,
these like teen boy It's not That's not what I
(29:04):
was thinking about. But I was like, I don't get
looked at as like a sex object anymore, to like,
I don't feel as if I do, not that I
want to be. But I feel it like going away.
I feel like being like I'm a late I'm a man. Well,
I guess you don't read your Uh, I don't read
my comments. Do people still want to stick their penises
in me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Without my it's hard for me to read. But uh
and that is that's what I want. That is back
to me. Yeah, I'll pay you to go through those
and just heart them and say hit me up on
my only fans. Maybe you run my only fans where
I just post pictures of my feet. Yeah, I don't
have any You just sneak and you don't know what's happening,
(29:46):
but you just collect the money.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You don't tell me anything. You started only fans from
my feet. We hang out.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I surreptitiously take pictures of my feet. You create this
account and then you'd make all the money. It's like
when I give you my old clothes on eBay and
I go, just keep the money what you can use me.
But if I don't know what's going on, then it
won't be gross. Like if I knew that I was
doing a foot only fans page, I would feel like
people would be like Nikki Glazer is doing a foot.
But if I don't know what's going on and you're
(30:14):
taking advantage of me, like.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
A pictures like we're having we're trying to choose.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Somebody, Well you got to get here, like I got
to teach you how to take sneaky photos. But I
think you could start. You could make so much money
off of it.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Tell me what we could charge for something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I mean, I don't know how only falls, but you
could put a paywall of like one hundred dollars a
month and you could promise like ten foot picks a month,
and I bet you could get people signing up for
one hundred bucks. And like one video and you're saying
it and you'd be like, can you just like take
open this banana and peel it with your feet? You
(30:50):
would just give me challenges like I bet you can't
peel this banana with your foot, and I'd be like,
why are we talking about this? Do you go hold on?
Let me just film it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Really, And then you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Could get a thousand dollars for that, because that's what
they do. They write in and then your people that
pay for you, they write in the things. Yeah. Okay,
so this is just I'm just giving you ideas how
to use my fame.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I need to start actually.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, make make some money off of me.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I feel like this whole thing that just blew up today.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I think you're gonna have your own like you could
have your own thing, you could have your own only fans.
It's kind of scary. It was kind of scary. We're
sitting at lunch and all of a sudden, my dad was.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Like, hey, someone wrote us this morning about Nikki's parents
going off about Jilia Roberts.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And I was like, oh, I don't know what that
would be. And then he showed me the link and
I was like, oh, this is like an actual news story.
And he was like, but it keeps connecting to some
app you gotta download, and I go just type it
in Google. Let's see what we get. And then it
was like like all these articles it's Nicky Glaser's parents
and your still image of you watching it is so funny.
You're so funny, Like the camera is always funny.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Picture I have ever it's hilarious. It is gross.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Finally, really is it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Really is? It's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, but that's that's the iron that Julia Roberts can
look at that and go, well, she's gross whatever, well
and then everything's even.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It will be fair. Yeah, she sees it. Who is
this gross? Who is this gross woman? Because she's so gross.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
You just reminded me. You remind me so much of
Jimminy Glick And I know that's not nice. It's my favorite,
but it's me. Yeah, he's well, you don't look like
Jimmy click, but the way you talk is like well,
and I do think that, and it is gross him.
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I made my parents watch like five videos back to
back yesterday just on my phone. We bought.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You guys got me into him initially, and now I'm
going back and watching and love him. He's the funny
I'm reading Martin by the way, I'm reading Martin Short's book,
his autobiography, and I just bought it from my mom
because I'm so upset. He's so funny and his life
is so interesting and he is like a comedic hero
of mine. And he was no but Chris. Chris worked
(33:10):
on Beauty and the Beast Live. Oh he was and Chris.
It was revealed when they were all working together that
I was Chris's girlfriend and both him and David Allen
Greer were very enthusiastic and saying, marry her. Oh god,
it was so cute. Is this okay? We're gonna invite him.
That's a good way to get Martin Swart there.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, I started this mark amazing though.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I really if you are looking for a laugh out
loud autobiography of someone that has like had a fascinating
life and is it's really well written, I really recommend
Martin Schwort's uh autobiography.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well I did. I was like, it didn't go through.
Nicky reads one book and can't shut up about it. Yeah,
reading it, so yeah, it'll be good. I have something
to read on the plane tomorrow to Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
So now we're going to Amsterdam tomorrow, oh, which I'm
so excited for. I love Amsterdam and uh go get
some horse and some for dat. Yeah, we're going to
Aristorf three nights in a row in Amsterdam. And my
friends are like, what's your dad gonna do? And I'm like,
red light District, We'll just walk around.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
He likes to walk around.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah, it's have you walked around there and seen
the women like in the windows, yeah, rubbing their tits
up against the glass and.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, I guess I've seen a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's really it's really I love it.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'm telling you those women are brave man really yeah, yes,
who would do that?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
To them? It's not brave. I I really relate to
like people being like what I do is brave, and
I'm like, but to me, it's not scary. So it's
not brave to me. It's like to you, it would
be because you would. To us, we would never get
naked and stand in front of a window and solicit men. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, But for.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Them it's not there not like I mean, they don't
get this. I don't think they're like, you know, getting
nervous beforehand and shaking and like they should maybe the
first time they did it, but I think but at
this point you can tell there's yeah, it's We went
to a sex show, Chris and I in May last May,
when we were here doing shows, we went to a
(35:19):
live sex show in Amsterdam and it was two people
I've never seen going through the motions. More it was
like actually watching real sex because it seemed so bored.
How much is it? It was probably like a ticket
it was like a hundred. It was like not cheap.
We were like, I really wanted to go hundred. Chris
(35:40):
was like shocked that I wanted to do something, like
I don't like going to museums or like boat tours,
but I was like, I'll go to a live sex show.
That's interesting to me. And it was really gross and
it's kind of sad, and the two people doing it
like just didn't seem to be wanting to do it,
but they're getting into all this BDS some stuff. So
he's tying like a belt around her neck and and
she's kind of but she literally is rolling her eyes
(36:02):
the entire time, and then he sucks on her tit
but it's just like like a baby board sucking. Like
it was just I don't even know how he was hard,
Like I don't know how she was wet, like she
probably wasn't. She looked like she was in her fifties,
like had done this thousands of times, Like it was
watching a off Branson show, like off the Strip in
(36:25):
Branson in terms of like how much phoning it in
was happening. We liked it. We were laughing because it
was interesting. Oh my god. There was this one part
where she was like pulling a string out of her
vagina and it kept going on and on like a
magician string. And then she like put it in this
guy's mouth and we were like, that was in her vagina,
and like, no matter what if if it was in
(36:46):
a spool or something, it's still like was touching her vagina.
And then she stuffed it in this guy's mouth and
we were like oh. And then she like would stuff
her underwear. I know she's still recovering from human centipede
last week.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm sorry, God, please anyone who heard that.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
And I know I apologize to my listeners. That was gross.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I'm still in shock about all of it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I just don't ever want to Yeah, I pleased again,
don't say those words again.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
And first of all, I caught it a human caterpillar.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, that is true. Been talking about it, and my
dad goes, your mom told me about the human caterpillars. Yeah,
it sounds but centipede's already grossed me out there. My least,
we're not talking about it anymore. We're just talking about
But no, I want it as a bug. I want
to say one thing. Please.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You said you're like, oh, I heard about that. When
I was like in high school. No, no, and no.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
It was like when I was twenty four.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh, I thought you said it was like high school.
It's like, oh my god, you had this whole image.
I went through way worse in high school. Oh, Nikky,
I was sheltered, and I am so glad. I was
so sheltered. How you got away with that?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Speaking of around that same time in my life in
because I remember where I was when I read about
that movie. It was two thousand and probably ten or eleven.
It had to be then, because I was in bed
in Astoria and this remember that disgusting apartment I lived
in when I first moved to New York, Oh, in Queens,
with that weird woman that would never said two words
(38:21):
to him no, and she would never leave her room ever.
Oh it was like a Hordors room.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well, that was a scary situation going on.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It was terrible. And I saw how Centipede in my
bed one time there, and I wrote my friend Mike
de Wolfe, who lived in Manhattan, and I said, I
cannot sleep and I won't. I won't be able to
sleep until I like I was losing my mind because
I could not. It was crawled across my pillow, and
I was like, I'm not I can't do this. So
I slept on his pull out couch on sixty second
(38:49):
and Broadway for a whole week until I thought maybe
that thing had moved on or died or something. And
I but I had just it was. It was just
a bad time in my life and I had so
but I just attached it to that that centipede, and
I like was sleeping on the other side of the bed.
I would sleep at the foot of the bed and
I was just thrashing anything that, like a breeze would
hit my foot because it was also so hot, and
(39:10):
like I would just like scream. It was I was
losing my mind.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, that's when I thought, New York, we got to
get you out of there.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
But then I got the TV show.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Thank god, thank god you got out of that apartment.
I know, it was so disgusting, and I moved in
with Anya. That was the worst. Yeah, I did love
that little restaurant.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, taverna Key Claude that's on uh thirty sixth Street.
No a story of Boulevard, I'm sorry, yeah, and thirty
six apps, I think, no, thirty six streets. No I
never even want to go back in that that stop,
like you've reached the last stop dit Mars. Sorry if
you're in Queen's taverna Kei claude As was the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The restaurant's great. Nikki's apartment was terrible, but I was
still drinking then, like it was not a good time.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
In my life. And then you have clean everything up,
really just dusted it off.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Everything's going great, everything's coming up rosy. Yeah, damn. Well,
we are in Europe and going to Amsterdam and Zurich,
which is the flower capital of the world. I did
not know that it really is. Oh that's when you
see all these beautiful flowers here in Ireland.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
They're coming from there.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
They're all from Amsterdam, oh and Holland.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
All right, well, we'll check them out when we get there.
I want to go see the Ann Frank House because
we didn't get in last time because there was a line.
But you're saying that we can get in.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I've seen, I've been there.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
But I'm saying that swifties are going to be all
up in Amsterdam. It's going to be chaotic, and I'm
wondering we'll be able to get in oh, I think
we should get tickets soon. We'll be right back after this.
We're going to check out PAN ranks today and we're back.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Still no word if we're going to get into the
ant Frank, I didn't check yet, but we're going to.
We're going to check that.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I like. I like how you guys uh get through trips.
I think we're on the same page. No, are we are?
We We are flowing pretty well.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah. I mean you guys went to the Guinness factory
this morning when I was supposed to go, but I
slept in.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Sorry about that. I didn't understand it.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
No, that's okay. I was supposed to meet you at
nine thirty for breakfast. I didn't show. They called my phone.
My phone is on silence, so I will never ever
hear it if you call it ever ever ever understood now?
And then you gently knocked on my door and that
didn't work, And I understand, But at that point I
would have been like, maybe she's dead. And then now
I would have gone to, oh, all right, well you
should have go next time you go to the front desk,
(41:36):
you call the hotel room phone.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Well, I will never I I honestly thought, Well, I
don't want to wake her. If she wants to sleep in,
she probably hit a rough night like we did.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
That was my problem. I was like, I've had one
hour of sleep. Oh my god, I was gonna I thought,
I don't even want to go. I said to your Dan,
can you just go and I can stay in bed,
and he's like, no, you have to go. And so
we were down there waiting for you, and I'm like, God,
damn it, Nikki's not even here. I could be back
and I would have told you, like I know, I
(42:10):
miss an.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
If I don't show, I will oh if I don't show,
and I'm not telling you something that I didn't show,
something's wrong, okay.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
But but then we started getting worried because it was almost.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
It was one o'clock and you were headed back from
the room and we still wasn't.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
A driver who drove around and around and around and
got lost, and we're like, wait, will you just passed
our shoes?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
And then they banged on my door and then I
woke up and I was like one o'clock. What the fuck?
I woke up at one o'clock last night in the morning,
and I was like, how did I sleep this late,
and I was like, oh, it's in the morning. I
mean my sleep is still left up and I.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Know we're six hours st I do.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Not like to admit that I have jet lag. I
don't I think it's a weakness.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't think it is either. It's a real thing, sister,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
I was I'm fucked from it still.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Oh, it's it's scary.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Now we got to go to Amsterdam and then you
guys just don't like to be that many things. Today
we went to the Book of Kel's Museum and what
a fucking waste of time.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Now, well, I've had Trinity College was cool, but we
could have just.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Walked around like campus. You couldn't have gotten in the
Long Haul, which is yeah, the Long Hall was cool.
There's just like this library. It looked like like a
Harry Potter library and had just like four hundred years
old cool globe kind of art installation. But it might
even be older than that.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I just don't really care about reading plaques or wait,
they it did look like Harry Potter, but those old
books all lined up. It was just so cool. Yeah,
and then they had that big art installation of the
big globe in their I thought the globe was cool,
was beautiful, but I think that college campus is incating.
Here's the thing I realized this morning while I was
(43:47):
when I was frustrated that I missed the Guinness thing
is because I just want to say that I did things,
but I.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Don't want to do that that and I feel and
I don't think that's a good way to live. I
think that's what a lot of tourists do, is like
they don't really care about seeing stuff. They just want
to say they did it. Well. I thought, we say,
like people who bird sometimes don't even like birds. They
just like to do a puzzle they're like looking for
they like to say they got one, and it's like
(44:14):
for me, But I guess that's to each their own
if that's what.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
They you know, No, I think the reason I wanted
to go to the Guinness because I was people are
like when you have to go there, and I was like,
we got there and I'm like going, what are they
talking about? Why? Why did we have to Why did
we spend you know this to get over here and
then Russia in here and make sure we're on time,
and then we get in here and all it is
is a bunch of lighting and you know, fake stuff.
(44:41):
It just it's like tells you how they brew beer.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I think people are dumb.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I honestly, everybody was really entralled, and I okay, I
think it's twenty five bucks in person. Again, I'm like,
what is the this they used to make beer?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I really think it's like people pay twenty five dollars
so they have to convince themselves it's impressive to make
themselves feel better. It's the same theory I have about
people who have kids. They have to say it's amazing
because they can't get out of it. You know, like
you already paid twenty five dollars, so you're gonna convince
yourself you like it now. I don't have to convince it.
But we don't. I don't know why our family can
(45:18):
admit when something sucks that we've paid a lot for.
But I think most people there's a psychological term for it.
But like if you invest in something, you like it more.
That's same with comedy shows or like audiences when you're
taping a thing, if it's a paid audience, they aren't
as good of an audience as an audience that just
shows up on their own volition. Ever, that's free. Wait
(45:40):
a minute, it's true. Paid audiences they want you notoriously
are worse.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
They're tough customers. Why is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
The more if someone pays to go see a show,
the more someone pays, the more someone enjoys a show.
Oh yes, except us know you would think that. But
the psychology says, it's like.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
You have to you're gonna like this.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
You have to convince yourself you like it because you've
spent money on it, and so you like it more.
You you, and you end up do liking it. You
end up liking it more because you're convincing yourself you
like it more, which is okay. Yeah, it's like the
what's the psychological term we learned about? That's a debate
tactic that Trump uses. Hold on, It's called like gillan,
(46:26):
you're GRIFTINGU do? You said? You wrote it down?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I did.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I had to.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I had to write it down because it's been bothering
me since.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Debate tactic. Okay, here it is. It's called the gish.
It's the Gish gallop, the Gish gallup. It's when it's
a debate tactic that Trump used the other night. But
if it's where you just say a bunch of lots,
you list a ton of lies on top of each other,
so that your opponent.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Is hassled, kind of like that, I'm trying to take
it in.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Right, But the real thing is is that too. So
if I list a bunch of lies, you're gonna have
to dismantle each one of those lies, right. The amount
of time that you have, you're never going to get
to them all correct. Therefore you will be missing some
of them. So I'll get some lies through that you
didn't disprove. And while you're trying to frantically disprove all designs,
you look crazy and you're b So it makes the
(47:18):
person who's lying look like they're not lying and look
more straightforward and more level headed, and it makes the
other person look like a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
And you can't even address drowning lies. Yeah, you don't
even address one lie.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
It's good. It's a tactic. It's a tack. He used.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Someone told him about that, and he's like, I'm in yeah,
and he was good at it, he figured it, and
he's not that smart. So I mean, someone said.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Mom, we're gonna lose so many listeners. I'm just kidding.
I don't care. You imagine if I cared about that.
People are getting mad at the hutoah girl. Do you
know that girl? Okay, there's a girl. She went viral
because someone was doing an interview in the street, just
some like random TikTok or. It was asking people questions,
(48:05):
you know, coming out of bars and stuff, and this
guy was like, what's what's the best way to turn
a guy on? And she was like, you got to
give him that huckti. He goes, what's that the huktua
and she goes, he goes, what's that? You go huh
toa you spit on that thing? And everyone's laughing because
it's just funny. And apparently they found her because she
was just some random girl and they've hunted her down
(48:27):
and they did an interview where she's they the media
and someone did an interview with her where they were like,
would you huck tah these guys? And then it was
Donald Trump and she was like no thanks, and everyone's like,
she doesn't like Trump and it was just like, that's
not what she said. She just said she didn't want
to blow Trump. She could still vote for him, So
chill out everyone. But I bet trumpies think if she
(48:50):
doesn't want to blow him, she's not a patriot. Oh,
she must want to blow Biden. Then it's like, no,
she doesn't want to blow a disgusting looking man. What's
the twisted Oh god, I just don't believe I'm going
to be uh stoned in a town square for what
I just said. When by two thousand? When do you
think he'll start having stoning? I think public stonings will
(49:12):
probably start next summer. Well, round up all the women
whoever said they wouldn't blow him, and then he'll.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Might be April, probably by April, yeah, twentieth, Yeah, take it.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Just to organize a public stoning.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
They got to get the square, which square they want
to do it?
Speaker 2 (49:29):
They got to round everyone up using their rounding them up,
Yeah they got That takes at least a month, and
I think they'll just round everybody up and then decide
how they're going to do. And then the rounding up
the rocks for the stoning, that's going to be a tough.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Talk about build that wall there? What are you using
the rocks for wall or the stoning? They'll have to
start taking it from the wall and then people are
gonna be upset about that. I mean, it's going it'll
be interesting to see we're doing Jimmy glib final thought.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh really yeah, we're there, so my.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Strapping boys Morgan, uh, Mason, Matthew and Modine if you know,
you know. But I this Martin short book is making
me laugh so hard and like making me uh And
I could have turned to that last night when I
was having my depression attack. Yeah, but actually it made
(50:34):
me cry so much. It felt so good because I
don't cry a lot, you.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Know, laughing crying.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
No, I was crying from sadness because there's some tragedy
in it and it's so sweet and it's like, oh
my god, it's such a like it's just it's it's
just so sweet. I love it so much. But brilliant, man,
Can I just swift out a little bit. I'm sorry
for everyone to hear this, but I did see Torture
Poet's Department eras tour performance live for the first time ever,
(51:02):
and it was incredible and everything that I wanted it
to be. And I my favorite part, which is the
bridge you know, of the smallest Man who ever lived?
I made you guys watch it at dinner. The other night,
I was filming It's the It was this conundrum in
my heart because I was like, I want to film
it because I want to watch it again, but I
(51:22):
also want to be there present for it.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
So I did.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I know I could do it again, but I just
was like, it's a while before I see It's a
couple of nights before I see her again, and I
just want to watch my footage of it. So I
started filming it, and then I saw Dad like kind
of get distracted with his phone, and I was like, Dad,
can't miss my favorite part of this where she gets shot,
And so I stopped filming and I was like, Dad,
watch she's about to go to battle and this is
(51:48):
the coolest part of the show, Like it's gonna flash
red and she gets shot, And so I had to
stop my filming to make sure he saw the good part.
And so I kind of didn't get either, because I
was so obsessed with everyone else's experience of it, I
didn't I didn't get to feel it.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Well, listen, isn't it just as easy to copy someone
else's that has really done a good job filming?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
This is the problem that I've talked to about on
the show is that. And I will say I got
told that my footage that I posted on my story
of the Arastur is some of the best footage that
anyone's seen from crowdshots. And I am so appreciated about
that compliment because I have had a real problem with
Swifti's filming and not getting good angles and like zooming
(52:33):
in on the screen then going back to her and
it's like pick the screen or her, And also you
got to use the techniques that you know to like
make the lighting better. And I understand it's hard because
there's people around you, but I really do pride myself
on getting the best footage, and so it's I do.
There is a part of me that's it's up to
me to get the best version of this march that
I love so much. I need to do that for
(52:55):
me because it's not going to be released. I don't
know if they're filming it or going to release it official,
but you have the best angle. So I'm hoping that.
I don't have the tickets for Amsterdam yet, so I
don't know where we're sitting, but I'm hoping we get
a better angle. I hope we have tickets. I hope
I do too. If I don't, you know, I will.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
We'll stand outside the state. I'll red light district it up.
I will sell my body. You're brave. You are so
brave because I'm brave. That's a brave daughter.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
What do you want to do for dinner tonight? Wasn't
that lunch? I really? I think I just got into
sweet potatoes. And I know I'm late to the game,
but like god, they were so mushy. Like I liked, yes,
because they were cubed, but they were like soft, and
I don't like when I don't want them to be
al Dante or even like slightly to the to the
(53:51):
I want a mush but I want them still on
the skin. So that's a very that's hard to do.
And if I know anything about mushy vegetables, I know
you know how to make them. Thanks to make a mushroom.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
We had a peas that were called U mushy peas.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's another We went to a British restaurant yesterday and
we saw mushy peas on the menu and we were like,
oh my god, that is the funniest thing because in America,
mushy peas would be like, what the fuck it looked like?
It looked like guacamole. That's what we thought it was.
And then my dad goes, this is the mushy peas
and I did I scarf that down. It is delicious.
I think the garlic, of course.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
But they were so good. Oh, they were so everything,
so good. We are treated like kings and queens and.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Eating so well, so excited.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
We are so lucky. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
You're so welcome. Well, thank you for joining me for
the podcast today. Sorry Brian that we lost you. Brian,
He'll be back and probably two weeks. We'll probably do
the next one alone too, because I have one more
to do for next week, okay, because we pre recorded
one with Brian, but then I'll probably have another one
to do and Dad's gonna join I think on that one. Yeah,
so stay tuned for that. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast live
(55:07):
from Europe at Arastour. Thank you guys for listening. I
love you guys so much. Besties. I've met some of
you here in Dublin.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Actually, Niki, you're getting recognized left and right here.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
It's really happening a lot more than I would think
it would.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
It's so nice and everyone is so nice. Everyone's just like,
very casual, very nice.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
I'm not in your face. They're going, Nikki, I love you.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
It's like, what a quick drive by Nikki, I love you?
Like so good.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
No, a girl on a bike. It was dark after
the show, I think, yeah, And we were on a
dark and lonely street and this girl comes right, cute
girl on her bicycle.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
And she stopped at the same cross like we are.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
We are at the stop sign and walking past, and
she goes Nikki Glacer in her Irish.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Nikki Glazer, Nikki Glazer Yeah, and I go yeah, and
she was like, oh my god, and she's like, what
are you here for? I have a show? And I
go I just went to Taylor. So she goes, I
did too because we were walking home from Taylor. So
she was so nice. So shout out to all the
besties and Fantasy. It makes me feel so good. I
did not expect that at all, but it's happening. It's
really happening, all right. In our apologies to Julia Roberts,
(56:15):
You're not gross, we are. We love you.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
That's our new pretty woman ning Hill.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
My best friend's wedding. The Charlie wrote, not Charlie Rose
the she was in some the Charlie Wasn't she in that?
Leo Leonard Leonardo, that Wall Street head with Ocean Ocean's eleven.
I don't even think he was in that, and she
might and she think she was. She it doesn't matter.
(56:43):
Ocean's eleven. Thank you guys. Watch Oceans eleven check out
now available. All right, we'll see you next time on
the podcast. Do not be care and fine
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