October 2, 2024 • 48 mins
Nikki, Brian, Sean, Andrew, and Noa are back together in the studio! Noa and Brian are finally meeting IRL for the first time, and it’s definitely not what they both expected. Leaving almost empty jars in the fridge? Totally a couple thing. Tim Dillon just dropped his new special, This Is Your Country, and Brian’s got a request for the Besties. Nikki wants everyone to start questioning those so-called “authentic” videos on social media. She had the VIP experience at the Chiefs vs. Chargers game and felt like Taylor Swift—until she realized she was in the Chargers' box rocking Chiefs gear. Classic. Andrew didn’t make it to a pickleball tournament but did battle his social anxiety this weekend. Brian pulls out his Akinator app to figure out who invited Nikki to a private gambling room in Vegas. And in the final thought, Nikki helps a high roller have a major epiphany about all that cash on the table.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Niklaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I
am well the show. It's Nick Glaser Podcast. We are
in Los Angeles. Everyone is here, including Noah in studio.
Hi Noah, Hi, Oh my god, that's so exciting even
(00:21):
get my little quote and Brian have met.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I've never met no one in person.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I was.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I thought she was just a picture on a screen
that I said full three D.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is there anything unexpected about each other in person that
you didn't account for? Is Noah like shorter or than
you thought she did?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I guess she's a little less significant as a structural
being than I thought.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Interesting? So is that a dis or is that a compliment?
I said interesting. I didn't know what to make of that.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Can you stand up? Are you ai?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I've never seen Yeah, I thought that, you know. I
guess you're wearing the crop top sweatshirt. Now, no I
thought you'd be.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, you're a little taller than you thought.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You're a little taller, but in terms of overall significant,
you're a little less robust than I imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, okay, you know, like a tomato soup.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's Sean O'Connor.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He's in studio two with us who just said tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I mentioned the bisk and then also with us, is
you know him? You love him? Andrew Colin, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Oh ever, yeah, your question.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Be ever, I've had different stages.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
First was sour cream, and then I worked my way
to more liquids. I don't know. I would say clam
chowder England or Manhattan, New England, Manhattan, go fun itself.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I like a tomato bas.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, are we just gonna roll past you like I did?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Because I just know that was probably something you ate
with a spoon at one point in your life.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
My brother tricked me one time instead of his ice
cream when I was seven, okay, and I hate it,
and it was it was on him because I loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
The best I've Because sometimes you want like a sour
cream or like a cream cheese or something like a
dip really badly, and they're always horrible for you, right,
so you want like a lot and then you go, okay,
so I'm gonna eat it with crackers, And then you
go like I'm already doing the shameful thing of like
I'm gonna eat the entire top.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Why do I add crackers? To it to justify it,
when really I just want.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It, So I'll just get a spoon in there and
like eat with a spoon like some cream cheese sometimes
won No, I wouldn't, but a cream cheese.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I've I've been known to like eat it.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Cream spoon, the last bit of cream cheese. I'll go
with my finger around and I don't even question it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So it comes.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Like them.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I love that rim.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You get a whole scoopy rim.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
True, but going right in the middle of a fresh
cream is that's a disgusting Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
With a finger especially, Yeah, Yeah, but yeah finger. There's
so much you miss out of containers. Like on our
girls chat Halla posted the other day, she was like,
does anyone ever does anyone relate to this? You pull
out a it was a jelly jar and it had
just like nothing in it, just like the remnants of
jelly that her husband put back into the refrigerator thinking
(03:49):
that something could be had from it. I guess he, like,
I thought he was just pulling the movie that I do,
which is like I don't want to clean it right now.
I'll just clean it later, but I'll refrigerate it until then,
so it doesn't like smell bad in the recycling.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, so do you guys ever do that? Do you
like put a full an empty thing back in?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I feel like I'm never more optimistic than when I
take there's like a little bit of peanut butter left
in the jar. Yeah, I think that could cover an
entire piece of bread, even though it's probably not even
worthy of being put in.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
The trash, right, Yeah, do you get frustrated when you
see that? Or you someone that puts it in?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Well, here's the thing. I'm the other.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm somebody who puts it back in. This is like
an actual recurring fight I had with my w That's
what I found.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
For everyone. It's someone One person is the put her
in our and one person is the why did you
put this back in there?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm just like I do think I could get a
little bit more like jam, Like I know there's some
there and I'm like, I'm not going to be disgusting
and like, you know, shove it into my mouth. I'll
wait and like knife it on something.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, or you'll scrape the inside with the thing that
you're eating.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Now here's where I become very guilty, and my wife
is right, is I did this two days ago, and
then yesterday when I was making a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich, I just took out the Yeah they direct
eye contact.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, yeah, I know. I made a change in my life.
I decided it's not worth the time to try to
scrape out the fifteen cents worth of peanut butter from
the jar. I am just throwing it away and getting
a new one every single time. It's about time management.
Can I say more thing about containers though? While we're
on this subject, can people who make containers. I don't
know if anyone any of the besties make containers, but
(05:24):
can you stop putting the little lip that goes underneath
the lip? You know how like the container is a
certain width and then all of a sudden there's like
a lip at the top of it.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It can ring.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's like a little bit wider than the can on.
No no, no, no, that's the a's the outside. I'm
talking about the inside. And then everything gets stuck in
that lip when you're trying to get it out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Just make it the same, make it the same. Do
you want you to buy it?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I know what you're talking about. I know what you're
talking I don't know what you I don't know what
the reasoning is.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, I'm more like preach like I have nothing to add. Yeah,
I'm just like you're right, get rid of that lip.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They're so I mean, like stop making shampoos and conditioners
and like really structurally set, like the way you described
Noah before, structurally sound robust that are like you can't squeeze,
and so then they get stuck on the top and
it's like you know what's in there and you can't
even cut through them. Because I'll cut all my beauty
(06:18):
products and like screep out the stuff because it's like
eighty bucks for some of these things, and you're leaving
water in it to get the rest of it out,
shake it up.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Keep it in. The laziness is why I don't throw
it away, like because I'll just put it in the fridge.
The last bit I'll buy a new one, so I
have like three, Like.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
It's crazy because the laziness is such an eighty d thing.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Rachel Finestein and I were talking about this of like
you just I think a part of add which I
found that a lot of people just attribute qualities about
themselves they don't like to add. Yeah, It's like everything
that you don't like about yourself is just add but
you just screw on tops like a little bit like
or you don't screw on them on it all that
(07:04):
is the thing I do all the time. Or you
just like why is how hard is it to throw
away something? But I'm stressed out by making trash, so
if I hold onto it, it's a hoarding thing too.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm sure it's all part of the spectrum.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Of like hoarding, like if I and and I know
I need to clean it in order to recycle it properly,
but even recycling I know as a sham, and so
I just feel guilty about the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
So I just keep it in the refrigerator forever.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Amen. It almost feels like why do we do anything
like truly, it's just this is how we already just
start they is bad and die, Like I really like,
I think this all. I thought it this morning. I'm like,
there's just no point to getting up and doing a
Monday is my.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Point about it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I was listening to Tim Dylan's podcast, which, by the way,
his new show that Brian Franzi is the showrunner up
comes out yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's out.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It's out baby on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
This is your country watching it and don't whatever you do,
don't hit play and then stop it five minutes in.
That is worse than not watching it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Wow, okay, I'm going to start watching watch people's specials
only four minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well yeah, if you want to hurt you not watching it,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You hit play, you go.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, I guess the algorithm thinks I should like this,
and then four minutes in you hit stop.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Then it goes WHOA wrong?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Because when I stop four minutes before or five minutes
into something, yeah, it means I literally hate it, like
I it's they they're right to think that, Like, yeah,
that's when you turn it off. If you last more
than five minutes, you love it. Yeah, six minutes it's
like my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Four or five minutes is I think about what I
give a show?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, I turn it off, commit to the whole episode,
like just you.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Don't have to watch it. Just hit play and let
it run.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's what I always say, Yeah, hit play and let
it run. But I was listening to Tim's podcast and
he said, speaking of like why do we even get
out of bed? He was like the he pointed out,
the only people that get out of bed in the
morning that are like charged up about life are the
ones that are like wanting like to create war, like
the war mess, like the gray suit, black eyed horrible
people of the world. Are the only ones that wake
(08:58):
up with like a purpose in the morning to like
make more war. Let's start up, he goes, let's he
just wants let's convince, let's get people riled up about
a war in a place they've never been. He was like,
let's let's make this war look like a new bakery.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Opening in down.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So it was so true because it's like so hard.
The only people that are motivated are scumbags.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Truly, and this guy's not a scumbag. But does anyone
follow Tony P and DC on Instagram? No, He's like
a local newscaster who is basically honestly, if you follow him,
follow him. It's the funniest thing. He posts his day
every day and he is like a sim he is.
He wakes up excited, he eats the same thing every day,
(09:42):
he goes to work, he goes to like karaoke with
friends that he's back and like. But it's just like
he has the same expression on his face the entire time.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
People love.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
He's so interest He's like he's like a newscast, so
he's like but it's just like he's just like he's
always my Like he's not playing no, no, he's just boring.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
But I love him expect that's why he stands out.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I love that's so the opposite of me that I'm like,
this is the most interesting life.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh my god, when people here's the thing about And
I think it's been pointed out a million times, but
like oftentimes on girls Chat, we'll share some kind of
video of like what was the one I shared the
other day where it was a woman with her baby?
Oh it was Oh, it was a woman like sitting
in a nursery and she's like crying or something or
she's upset and her baby comes in and be like, Mama,
(10:35):
are you okay. I'm like to give you a hug,
and it's so sweet. It's like the kid notices the
mom's sad. It's like, I'll make you a sandwich, and
she's like, I'm just a little sad right now. And
it's like this bit set up a camera film herself crying, crying,
waited for her kid to toddle in probably didn't get
the shot right at first, it again, and it's like
watch everything with that discerning eye of like why is
(10:58):
this being?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Who's filming this? Yeah, I think we've got at first.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We there was an era where we did judge things
about like why are people we you know, influencers in
the wild, we like saw them. Let's re orient ourselves
to judge every video you're seeing if someone how to
set up a fucking camera to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
And that is why when I am at a concert.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And I am needing to get content of someone filming
me at a concert, I can't stand when someone does
this like Carl I was in the concert with me
with Gracie at Abrams, and I'm like, hey, if you can,
like get some footage of me singing and having a
good time, but don't let me see that you're doing it,
because if the audience thinks, I know you're filming for
(11:39):
me at least, I'm just like that bitch like thinks
she's cool and I'm not. And I don't want to
be performative, Like there are times I've had to fake
something to make it look like I don't know what's
being filmed. But for the most part, I don't like
to I don't like to post things where the audience
knows that I know I'm being filmed. So it's like
I was like, you can't do selfie because then it
looks like I'm like singing to the camera. I love myself,
(12:00):
Like it's so annoying. So I was like, just sneak
it and then I'm just gonna do my thing and
don't tell me when you're filming. And I think we've
gotten away from that, Like people aren't ashamed.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
You caught me once at the sphere. Yes, I was
dancing to you two because I was just trying to
figure out a way to enjoy any of this.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's way funnier if people would have thought you knew
you were being filmed.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's a lame video, Yeah, lame, And that's what people
say about all my videos.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But like, I just can't if you're doing something intentionally funny,
I get it, But if you're trying to capture a
real moment, can everyone just like makes them upfart to
make it look But but what.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Was ironic about that moment is that it was me
being fake. But you caught me doing a fake thing,
so you were being fake for us. I was being
fake for you too. I was like, let me, let
me ironically dance and sing to this terrible youtwo song
like the people around us.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But maybe I can o that's real. He's having a
bad time.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Do you have Mike gez Oh, yeah, inside.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The well that was one of the Sphere Show. During
the Spear Show, Bono sang a song.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Was no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He was just talking in between songs about like Africa.
He was not even I mean, he did a little bit.
At one point he said he like applauded AI.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, he applauded AI. He thanked Jeff Bezos, and then
he said we all need freedom, as if that was
some profound statement.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Then he asked talking about looking for his keys. He
was talking about how hotels are too expensive, which.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Vegas during the Super Bowl the hotel prices. Am I right?
And then everyone was like, yeah, he is right, as
if he ever paid for hotel his entire life.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Heah, I saw Pearl Jam and they were in the
Bank of America whatever arena talking shit about Wall Street.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Meanwhile, well I did, but like it's the big of
America doesn't own that. They're just paying for it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh yeah, no, I think it's just I appreciate, like
I do casinos a lot, and I have started to
call out that, like this is a place built on
people's addictions and families being destroyed, and it's really fun
to do that in the beginning of it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Why do people people who get up on the morning.
The only other people that aren't trying to start war
are people who are addicted.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, I mean coffee. Yeah, I gotta say that coffee
gets me up in the morning. Food gets me up
in the morning. And that's about it. Like everything else
is just like fuck and the dog. I mean, but yeah,
getting up in the morning is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Well, even like these people they go, oh, you can't
drink coffee for the first ninety minutes because that's when
you know, there's so many like you got to wait
for your quartershole, your real quartersol Andrew Huberman.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Anytime he pops up, he has bad news for my life.
Whatever he's telling me to do, I haven't been doing it,
and there's no way I will. It's a very simple adjustment.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
The thing where where now with AI, you can put
in documents right, the exact documents you want to learn about,
and then they make a fake podcast whoa going over
those documents?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
That's actually really helpful.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
It is very helpful, But it's it's Andrew. It's gonna
AI will take Andrew Hubert because he is AI. He
just repeats when he reads books. But he has a
great memory.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, and he can date seven women at the same time. Yeah,
which the computers, that's the only other computers could do that.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
But I had a friend, and.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's when people can do that.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I am like, it was weird because I will hang
out with him like four times a week and I
would be with him and a different girl every time.
And then like I'm like I couldn't remember all their names.
I think I remember like April and Brittany, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He was in like full fledged relationship.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yes, and he like I'm not gonna name his name,
but he definitely called it his bullpen.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Did you have the same bar he bring them all
to or did he know taking them out?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
But like he had they all had a day, but
they didn't know about each other. And then like what
would it even inevitably happen as they would find out
about each other and then you just have to replace one.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
This person on f Boy Wow Island, we saw Garrett
from the Garrett.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Wow Cambricks House.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I don't know how I was.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why were you at David Bricks?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
I was in the trees?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Were what's the same, Johnny Beyond Beyond? Yeah you're with Johnny?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, David do Bricks pickleball contest for ten
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Whoa yeah, whoa?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Did you play?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
They didn't let I thought I was playing. I definitely wore.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, I know. What did you do?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Were you at the place?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Did you feel one hundred years old? There? The only
person I had like anything in common was was the
one picking up the sandwich rappers.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That David bad?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Why absolutely why didn't they let you play?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh? Nona was there? So unfortunately?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh he's way older than you.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I hope.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
All right, we got to go to break. We'll talk
more up to this. Wait, so when did you go
to David Doe Brooks three days ago?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Beautiful house of course, I mean where it's Sherman Oaks,
of Sherman Oaks, I mean like he has his own
pickleball court on a cliff. It's insane, was it?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
It's did it used to be a tennis court and
I've made it a pickle?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
No, you would think, but no, no, it's actually just
straight pickle.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
And did you did you have fun?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I had a great time.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You did?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah, good during a lot of Celsius And okay, what.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Did That's because I'm I'm guessing knowing you you had
some anxiety going into this and Celsius cannot help.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
And I'm not drinking right and you're not drinking.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So because to get ready for your wedding, get locked in.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, yeah, we're waiting to have a drink. I am
the wedding.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh that would be so fun.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
And we're having I can't wait to see that. Mango
Rita is after our.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Cat, Mango ritas after your cat.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That is cute.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
I love that and then embarrassing. No, that's sweet.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I like that. Okay, but so back to David Dobrick's house.
So you but you had fun even though you had
anxiety and Celsius I did.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
I think what helps is it's outside and there's a
game going on. So I'm used to sports, so I
was rooting for we I ended up was on a
team they lost, so we were like talking ship and
then we became friends with There's a sandwich place called
Jigata or whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah place, No, it's yeah, yeah, it's like the women
kind of kind of. It's g G I A T A.
They have one yeah, one.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Park.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It is the hot sandwich. Wow.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
They're gonna love me for for bringing it up, now, okay. Yeah.
They were the nicest guys ever, the two owners. So
I ended up like becoming friends with them. They're from Jersey,
and then I started rooting for them, so I forgot
about every I just locked in on pickle.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sure, So I was able to deal with it because
if I had to talk. So Garrett's there though, Garrett
Garrett the f Boy.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
So if you don't know Garrett Rosky, yeah, Garrett was
on F Boys season one. He won Blonde Guy, Big
Blonde Guy.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He won the show by convincing Sarah to fall in
love with him and then give him control of the
on hundred thousand dollars and then he dumped her minutes
after he said he loved her, and then money away
from him, and then we we took them in a
cruel twist on the show that really no one was into,
including me. We took the money from him and then
(19:47):
donated it to like a charity SA which was I
don't even know how he got away with that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Spray tnds for dogs or something.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
It was uh it.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
And so then Garrett came back season two and caused
a stir. Then he was He's just a perfect villain
and I love him so much.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
He's even better in the wild. Was he is?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
He coupled up right now.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
He had a dog. He had a little like, you know, shits,
and he just put it on his shoulder to get pussy,
like it's everything he does is to get Yeah. So
he just walks around with the dog and.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Say hi to him and yeah, didn't remember you.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
He did, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
And I was like, you know, I'm the guy from
He's like, yeah, I know, And I still don't know
he didn't know. There's no way we did.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Nice to see you, Nice to see you.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
But I've heard so many nice to see yous.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And this town is insane with nice to see you,
and I when someone says to me, I just go, oh,
they don't know who I am.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It doesn't save you anything with me.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But that's good because literally it was like I can't
remember who told me to do it, but it was
like an older white guy and I always listened to them.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
They were like, the most important thing is nice to
see you.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It just you know, we talked about the podcast before,
because if you say I nice to meet you, the
person could say we've met before, and then you feel
like an idiot. So nice to see you gets It's
it could be the first time you're meeting them or
I've seen you again, but it really isn't. It means
I don't know if we've met before, you aren't important
to me enough to remember, and I'm going to play
it safe. And by the way, no one says nice
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to see you the first time they meet someone. I
don't know what we're getting away with with that party.
That's a weird thing to say to someone the first
time you meet them.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
So but yeah, filled with it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I have a solution.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You just say hi, how are you yeah, instead of
it nice to see you, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I nice to see someone yesterday. I have to admit it.
And I felt like it left a bad taste in it,
like literally. I was like lah afterwards, because I was, oh,
it's it's infiltrated me because I went to I got
to go. My agent asked me if I wanted to
go to the Chargers Chiefs game yesterday. And I got
into town and I was supposed to get into town
midday from Vegas. I was in Vegas this week and
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with Spade, and then I just changed the flight to
fly in the morning, asked for an extra ticket because
he gave me two.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I got three.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I brought my mom and dad and we were in
the owner's box, which I didn't know we were in
the owner's box. We walked into Chiefs gear. Oh god,
but it's like where the Rams play too, so like
it's not it can be any.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
The owner of the stadium Chargers. Oh god.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
I didn't realize Chargers.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Texted my agent right away and I was like because
I go to my mom and go, oh, no what
and she goes, oh, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
And then she finds out the owner's box.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Because she did, I go, I don't think we're supposed
to because everyone's in Chargers gear. To be fair, I
didn't know the Chargers were a team until ten am
that morning. Like, I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Taylor.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Their logo is a guy fiery tupe.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't even understand, Like how what did you say.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
How much Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You think her being there was the reason why you
changed up everything? Well, she wasn't there, I know, no,
but you thinking that she was going to be there, No,
I would have. I'm fully committed to Chiefs. I've bought
like hundreds of dollars worth the Chief Scaar. I'm ready,
like I'm gonna go to all the games that I can.
And I also think it's I felt alarmed at first,
and my mom found out was the owner's box and
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she goes, Nick, we're not supposed to be. And then
another agent from Utah it was like a UTA box
too that I don't even know if the owner was there,
but it definitely was the owner's box. I mean, I
have the bracelet.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I just took it off.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
It says owners on it, and I was like, I
didn't know, And so I texted my agent. I'm like,
am I'm in Chief Scaar And he was like it's okay.
You know Andrew, this other agent is in chief Scare
and he was the only one other one in the bucks.
And then there was another girl, Marissa, that showed up,
but everyone else was in Chargers. But then before they
showed up, I was feeling awkward about it. And then
I like had to talk to myself and I was like, Nikki,
this isn't this is a sport, Like it's sports.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Who gives a shit if you are wearing red?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
And honestly, the only reason I'm wearing red is because
my favorite person's dating one of the players. If nothing matters,
I'm I was happy for the Chargers when they did well.
I liked like, But the thing is, most of the
people there were cheese fans.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
The Chargers famously are very used to having the opposing
teams fans in the stand. It was crazy they have
no fans. The Chargers have more fans in Mexico than
they do in America because they used to be a
San Diego team and that's so close to the border.
When the Chargers played a game in Mexico City, they
had the most fans there that they've ever had at
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a stadium.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
They should move to mex Latino day there too. They're
really trying to hone in on that market.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I believe their.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Quarterback was Philip Rivers and in Mexico City they call
them Felipe Rios.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It was there was a good vibe. I liked the
Chargers fans, but there were more phone chargers in that crowd.
I was like, they should change their logos have a
phone charger because chargers are so important to everything. Yes,
a little lightning doesn't really anything, But I think the
Chiefs are also cultural now, like even if you don't
(25:05):
follow football, you know about the chief It's so true.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Kind of America is like every decade has no no, no,
every decade has like they're the enemy. Now.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The Chiefs are like the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I know, well have to hate that they can't just.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Keep you can't watch like watch Court.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Even Chris is a little bit like doesn't really love
the Chiefs because they mean that Saint Louis will never
get a football team. And and there's another reason too.
He's just like there're he only roots for teams that
the city like needs it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, I only root for teams that like completely suck
and hurt my feelings. And like a team that win
it and that's always winning is just like I don't
understand it. I can't get on the word.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I don't know well now because we all know
why I'm on board. But I'm also like, after watching
Quarterback on Netflix, I love Pat Mahomes so much. I
think he's so funny. I think he's charismatic. I'm sure
every quarterback has this because I even liked Kirk Cousins,
who they covered on that.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, Cousins a great guy too.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If you give me a documentary about an athlete, I
will fall in love with them.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, I can't wait for that one.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, I'm actually a guy loves well.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Aaron Hernandas.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I do feel for because did you watch that show yet? No,
I'm not really interested in Maybe I would be because
I did love the docu drama about OJ Juice David Swimmer.
I loved that, but I didn't. I was seeing the
ad for the Hernandez one and I feel for that guy.
(26:35):
I mean he was like closeted. Yeah, he couldn't come out.
He hated himself.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
His dad was a piece of shit who was like
really hard on him, Like like I'm like I get it,
you just got it now.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Murdered to hurt people, murder people.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, it's true, but so yeah, I just felt like
it doesn't matter that I'm like ultimately, like I had
to dismantle it and be like, is this a bad am?
I a bad person because I'm in the owner box.
It's like no, because if the owner's here, he's a
billionaire who gives a ship. He'll get over me wearing
a red shirt and his day.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
There's a problem. But you were having box. I was
also at a box yesterday.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
We saw something in me and I threatened him, I remember,
with a knife and he's like, dude, you're cool.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
It was like, you're well, you can pick up wrappers
in my box.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
He don't really help Jason Nash anymore. I think maybe
I can fill.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Avoid Whose box were you in?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I was in? Uh this guy? Uh he's a chief
fan too. I didn't know and I should have been
charge your gear?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Literally, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Can I just say this experience like thank you to
my agent, Nick Nusiphoro for reaching out to me and
being like, do you want to go to this game?
Because I was like sure, Oh that's great. Oh it'll
be a box, love it. That'll be so fun to
bring my parents to. Guys. He was like, I'm going
to get you a vip escort too, and I was
like okay, just like was like sure, I had the
tailor swift treatment. Like it's very famous now to see
her get on those golf carts, get out of the suva,
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get on the golf cart, kind of be paraded through
the wings of the like it I got to do that.
I was like dad filming because it was I entered
exactly where she would enter at so far it was
so cool. We went underground these like we had our
car sniffed by dogs to go underground.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It was.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
And then we were like lead in and we got
to this box and the buffet. I don't know if
you experience this.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I can't believe the food that was at this get
we got. There was a sushi bar, there was rotisserie chicken,
there was charcooterie, I mean any food. There was a
candy wall of just every full sized candy you could
even imagine It's pieces, but not Reese's cups.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Sorry, so not everyone that you can.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, but the full size like full size full Sizeese's pieces,
em Twizzlers.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
I mean it was.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And there were hundreds of people that had access to
this because there's a couple different owners boxes and then
it would open up into this cafeteria setting. It was incredible.
I I had the best time, and I kind of
understood the game, yeah, which is fun, Like I knew
what was kind of happening. But here's my new thing
is that I have always felt so embarrassed to cheer
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for football because I don't know what's happening, and so
I always kind of wait a couple seconds after everyone
else is cheering to like really get on board. But
now that I understand, I can like cheer when I
know something's happening. But I'm still so like, uh nervous
about cheering at the wrong time that I still wait,
like even though I know what's going on. Like yesterday,
I cheered because I got wrapped up in it, Like
(29:41):
the Chiefs did something that I was excited about, and
I was cheering, and then but then everyone was cheering,
and I was like, oh, no, that must be the Chargers.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
But then I realized that everyone there was.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It was half a man.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It was maybe probably more Chiefs fans.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, and the Chiefs weren't doing well at first, and
so it was the first time the Chiefs, like and
it was so loud that I thought it was Chargers
and I got really really embarrassed, and then I realized
that it was. But I don't know if you guys
relate to anything like that where you don't know what
you're doing and you have to like kind of fake it.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yes, this is literally how I watched Frasier is when
the audience will laugh, I would laugh like I think
I get it.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
I think I did that at Dmitri Martin.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he stops strong. I think there are
people that don't know, like the people don't understand comedy
and do have to the way I watch football and
like kind of wait for.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I remember looking at the people and they would look
tracks of studio audiences are so important for comedy.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
They are fuckingial, don't no, You're so right. It's like
and even here's another thing that you don't know you
need an assistance on is lyrics. You think you'll know
a song and you'll sing along with it, but you
don't realize that you're kind of singing a millisecond after
the words. Because the other day gen z m sent
(31:02):
me a TikTok or she was like, we got to
do this trend where I would sit and behind me, oh,
like I'm not facing it. Are the lyrics to like
a song like Espresso, you know Sabrina Carpenter And I'm like,
I don't need the fucking lyrics. I can sing that.
And she's like, you should do that where you sing
the lyrics and you we see how well you do
behind you. And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna ace. I
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go that's dumb because I would one hundred percent know it.
And she was like, oh, we've got a confident girl
on her hands, and I go. I was on a
treadmill talking to her. I was like, I bet you anything,
I can do it. So I pulled up an instrumental
just on my phone and put my phone down to
see if I could do it, and I bombed right away.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Because also the lyrics to Espresso are so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And like pull it up right Things of the night
basically like.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
They wrote it in like Japanese, translate the English, translated
it to German, then translated back right.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
They're insane.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It's it's bizarre. It's very Ai. Yes me Espresso is
like the chorus is bizarre, Like you're so.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Right, what isn't that me? Espressoh like that means anything.
Hit me Baby one more time. No one questioned that either,
And that was a Swedish thing.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, that was just Max Marta. Max Martin, like is
the sweetish genius. He created all these pop songs that
don't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
He thought hit me I believe I could get this wrong,
but he believed. He thought it meant like like call
me up again.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, like hit me up.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And no one said, hey, this doesn't this isn't the
We shouldn't have a young girl saying hit me baby
one more time about a guy she's dating.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, yeah, and he just kept going jah job.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I do think like, if you're sweet, the less words
you know in English, the better pop songwriter you're going
to be, because it has to simplify the same with
a lot of comics that English as their second language,
I feel like, oh, they're good because they make everything
so simple because they only know two hundred English words
to pick from.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Oh right, right, like gad L M A.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
L L.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Say his last l L.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, God, yeah he's the boy, Oh man, gad.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I have dad stories. I have gads and gods of stories,
but I can't help but see the twin towers on
your shirt.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I know I did. I didn't realize that we're on
here until.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You take them off.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, sharp the sky you know, it's just nice to remember.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
It was nice to remember.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
It was a great part of the skyline.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
What a skyline?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean, those were the days.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I didn't know what they were though until they went
down because I was in a p English Yes, got
a five on the exam.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Proud moment in my life.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
But I was in a English when when it happened,
and it was over the intercom and my teacher obviously
was horrified and like, oh my god, and I just go,
what are the what's the Twin Tower? What's the World
Trade Center? And I just remember going, you don't know
what the World Trade Center is? And like really shamed me.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
That's what I remember for that day, being shamed about it.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
It was really.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Never forgetting to jump. I went to high school where
like you're on one first floor, thirty five percent of
the students of my high school parents worked at the
World Trade Center, so like everyone was on cell phones crying,
but my parents didn't, so I was like.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Walking like yeah, like I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
It was two thousand and one, and I remember my
whole nine eleven as we ran the mile in the
first period and then second period it happened and we
all got to like go home because everyone was so
connected to it. Yeah, and I remember this that I
was just like, why could it have happened like forty
five minutes early before them?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It sounds like a good time for the like, like
I remember being really pleased with that.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Running the Sorry, what were you going to say?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
No when you're swet any like you're sweaty after the
mile and then you have to put on your school
clothes and then you're sweaty under your clothes running the mile.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I think fifth grade I remember was the first mile.
What about you guys like.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
When yeah around then, Kid's a really for us at
least it was a pivotal day when it was like
the mile run to it, Yes, like it really And
I still remember Matt Johnson got like a five twenty five.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Oh wow. There was always from kid that broke six.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah that was shout out Matt Johnson. Yeah there like
and then there was and then the poor kid who
would get like twenty four, like you know, like the
kid that would walk and everyone would like clap, yeah,
oh that is like that's not fair to do to kids.
If you want to sit out the mile, you should
be able to. Here's my stance on gym. Kids should
be able to sit at the fuck out because some
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of us are not coordinated. We don't like throwing, we
don't like balls flying at us. We should be able
to cheer on the sidelines and know our place, Like
you should have autonomy as a child to know what
you like and what you don't like and not be
forced to do some thing you don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yes, and it's all. It's all Arnold Schwarzenegger's fault. It
is his fault for starting that, like Presidential Fitness sports
nigger started.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
He started.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
It was like the first sports person. Maybe it's George Bush.
I'm gonna blame Arnold for this.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
We have like the president's signature on it on it.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah, we're like yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I would always do really well on everything, but flexibility,
Like when I had that board.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
The board of all that board was horrible.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I hated and I hated Arnold Schwarzenegger because of it.
Because we had to watch a video before we started
the Presidential Fitness and he was like talking about how
this is going to help you become like a muscle boy.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Remember we were all jumping rope for our heart, jump
for heart like that was like a.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
And I farted on on the second sit up and
I got four sit ups because it's so hard, and.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I was it was like it was such a.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Loud part like it was. I think that should have
been I should have been able to go again. I
thought it was a very presidential.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Up for this. I was in Vegas this weekend, and
I won't say who I was with, but I bought
invited to like a private like gambling room for some
high roll I guess, and i'll tell you off air,
but I'm sure I could say it. But I don't
really know this person well enough to know if they'd
(37:30):
like but yeah, yeah, if they get it, I can
just say, like, I'm sorry, I had to.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I feel like I get it really quick. Yeah you're
in Vegas, Dana White. No, wow.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
But I mean, here's the thing. This weekend, everyone was
everyone sang.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Fast, it's not a woman, they're not a famous YouTuber. No,
and they're more than forty yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
More than forty.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
They're alive.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah, is there are they a singer, No, they live
in Vegas?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Or an actor? No, not really a magician?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Link with sports? No, uh, play the lead role in
a movie.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
No a jabb awakee, I'm just named it.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
They run for president? No on a popular TV show?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Is it a pop singer?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
No. Citizen of the US. Yes. Do they own a company?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:39):
A man or woman?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Do we do that it's a man? Right?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Are they associated with technology?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Link with food? No? Are they white?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Are they linked with cinema? No? The fuck they talk
about the government? Are they linked with advertising? Are they
Are they boss of an important company?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I mean I would say yes, but like I don't
know that the achnator knows that yet.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Have they published books? What is this person done? Are
they famous thanks to television?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay. Are they from Nickelodeon? No? No? Do they wear
a suit? No they do they appear in the first
season of a show? No?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well no, no, no, I would say no.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Associated with comedy yes, okay. Are they a stand up comedian?
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Okay, wait when it says it, will you just show
it to me?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Do they live in Texas?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
How many questions do we are we at now?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Is it almost Are they chubby? No?
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Do you think I think?
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I know?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Okay, it's guessing.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
No, it's not the on.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
He is the CEO of.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Twice podcast. Okay, so does it start with a K?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
No? Do they have a podcast?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
So final thought, Uh, this person, uh never let me down.
But this person was with their friends that were the
really this person was a high roller, but this person
was with people that were So I'm sitting at this
table and are you playing?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
No, I'm just like there to hang.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
What's the stakes?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
So, I'm like they're playing back rat okay, And there's
also like a blackjack table for like a little bit
lower bets for people. Like there's probably like five of
us in the room and I'm just sitting there hanging
with my friend and then he has two friends and
his two friends. I'm just looking at like I'm kind
of like looking at their chips, but I'm not like
paying attention. And then I would say, twenty minutes in,
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I'm like, I should look at the amounts of these
chips because it's like maybe shows some interest in the game.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
The lowest what do you think the lowest.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Chip was.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
One thousand dollars, one thousand.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Dollars with the lest ship. And then I look over
and I see four giant stacks of a color of chip.
My god, and that ship.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I had to like cover one of my eyes because
I'm bioptic because of lasac to see. I thought it
was a twenty five.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
I'm bioptic.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I had one.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I had one of my eyes lasick, so it means
one of my eyes sees close up, one of my
eyes is far away, and together they join and I
can do both.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
That's pretty awesome. Look into it. If you want to
do lasik, just get one eye done lasik plus.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
So I like literally was just like covering one eye
so I couldee because I thought's a twenty five hundred
dollars and it was twenty five thousand dollar chips yea.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
And four giant stacks. And then I'm trying to have conversation,
but also.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
One okay, then three three three, that's nine, that one's ten,
That one's a million dollars. Was sitting in it and
I watched someone when I wear someone win one point
two million dollars up one point two then go down
to point eight. We walked out because it was done.
And we walked out, and the guy that just one
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one point it was a little or point eight, was
a little bummed. But I didn't know what had happened.
I only know this afterwards, and I asked my friend.
I was like, and he went to go cash out
the guy that won, and I asked my friend, I
was like, what, like, is did he just lose like
a lot?
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Like what happened?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
He goes, oh, no, he's up point eight. And I go,
why is he like bombed? He's like, oh, because he
was up one point two. And I'm like that that
just was funny to me. Then he came back and
he was a little and he had one hundred thousand
dollars in his stomach and his sweater zipped up a
check for four hundred thousand, and then his buddy ran
up two hundred thousand and put it in the safe upstairs,
like ran past us to like fucking run, and then
(42:47):
he took that one hundred to go to another casino
at three in the morning, at this point two in
the morning, to go to.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Another casido to spend it.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
But his the guy was just kind of like man
god damn it, you know, kind of a little bit bombed,
like the way we would be a few twenty bucks
on a slot and uh and I go, but you
but you're up zero point eight and he was like yeah.
And I was like, he goes, but it could have been.
And I go, that money was never yours and he goes, oh,
(43:14):
we need her around more of like it. I was like,
it wasn't yours. It was just that was just it
was in the air for a second, but it was
it was never yours. And he was like that really,
And I feel like I did help him.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
He was really really nice.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Then they gave those two buddies gave me a ride
back to my hotel and I and I just I
got in the car and oh. I even turned to
my friend while I'm watching my friend play, and I
just was like, what's it like to be that rich?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I was like, what is that?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Because I know you, and I know there was a
time eight years ago where a hundred dollars chip would
have been and you're just throwing thousands out like nothing,
like literally they're putting them in front of me like
you did. And I was like, get this away from me,
and he was like, it's it's pretty crazy. But then
these guys, I go, were you guys born rich? And
they were like, oh god no, I go, can you
can you believe what just happened tonight? Like I feel
(43:59):
like these we need of like a like to check
in with themselves that you just won point eight million dollars. Yeah,
it's crazy, like.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
More money than most people will make it a life.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
You're like, yeah, it's wild, and I just it's just
why they make them chips, because the chips, you just
it just five thousand dollars chip. I'm just like that
chip could change so many people's lives, that just little
piece of plastic.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah. There's a famous story about Charles Barclay. He lost
two million dollars once playing at the wind Like lost
two million, and then an interview they were asking what
was that Like He's like, everyone focuses on the fact
that I lost two million. I was up six million
to start the night. I thought that was so healthy
(44:44):
of him to view it that way. Yeah, I all
just have fun.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I'll make more money, yes, And that's the kind of
the These guys didn't seem to have like addictions, like
they weren't for them it wasn't that much money.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, once you have that much money, it really is
just fun. I mean you can't really, but how.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Can people be waiting on them? You know, like there's
there's a guy running the table, there's a guy dealing
the cards. Like those people they're just how do they
not I know?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Well, yeah, the casino if you if you're a high roller,
then the casino will just put staff members around you.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Do you want to staff?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Like, like, everyone just seems so normal about it, and
I was like, this isn't normal. I need to bring
you all back to reality for a second. They know it.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Fucking rules to be working the high roller room because
you're getting taking one of those chips. You exactly, you're
getting tipped better than any other table. Like you're getting
tipped like you're like, people have too much five months pay.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Point, Well, there should be a limit. It should be
one hundred million dollars tops is how much money you
can have and then the rest needs to be given back.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Too much money. Even we don't one hundred million, let's
make it twenty million.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
And that one hundred million, you do want to have
generational wealth that you can put into a trust for
three to five generations.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You can put three million into a trust for your
kids and it will be they'll be a Okay.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
We're still going to have terrible papers.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
But one hundred million, one hundred million dollars is not
a lot of money compared to what people have now.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
People have imrillion, brillion dollar, twenty million every that's the most.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
That's well, that that's I think that the incentivizes capitalism.
If it's only twenty million.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay, one hundred million, yeah, is a goal that most
people cannot achieve and can still climb that mountain.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah, okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
It's what have you guys ever seen that much money?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Like I've never seen Like, you know, John Lady has
a bit about like one hundred million dollars cash.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
I would stand.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I would wait online, I paid money, I pay money
to see that much have my money added and for
an extra dollar, you can have your money added to
the million dollars.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
I I just have never seen that much money.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
No, I mean I would. I would probably faint see it,
like it was excited at the realization of twenty five
like four stacks of that because like I've seen people
with like five hundred like a whole like big thing,
and I'm like, so doing five times that, Like.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
It was just I remember doing it. I was addicted
to blackjack, and it's something else when you're playing for
your rent money, you know, that's a really that's not
that is exciting, whether you're going to eat or not.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean were you addicted like in
the casino? Yeah, it's bad young college. Like in college,
you go to the casino and you just call his
(47:28):
aunt to have her call my step mom like please
don't tell daddy, you know, stuff like that, and then
they don't give you two hundred dollars because my limit
on my ATM machine. And then I'd wait until midnight
just around the quarter on Bourbon Street, just walking around
like like, oh wait.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Were you doing, like the the one in the casiras, Yeah,
harras where they have like quarter craps there.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
It is like the most depressing place I've Yeah, I
called it home for a while. Yeah, it was like, yeah,
you walk by, it is a sad.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I literally was playing there at one time and I
saw a homeless guy just empty change, and how I.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Gave him Jim.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh no, we are at the same place in our
lives right now.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, I made up money was yours?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, all right, that's our show. Andrew, thank you for
being here, Soan, thank you for being here.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Brian, Noah's in studio. We'll have a show for you tomorrow,
same group of people.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
We're going to record a.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Rapter this but it'll feel new to you tomorrow. We'll
see you then. Don't be go bye.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
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The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Niklaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I
am well the show. It's Nick Glaser Podcast. We are
in Los Angeles. Everyone is here, including Noah in studio.
Hi Noah, Hi, Oh my god, that's so exciting even
(00:21):
get my little quote and Brian have met.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I've never met no one in person.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I was.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I thought she was just a picture on a screen
that I said full three D.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is there anything unexpected about each other in person that
you didn't account for? Is Noah like shorter or than
you thought she did?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I guess she's a little less significant as a structural
being than I thought.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Interesting? So is that a dis or is that a compliment?
I said interesting. I didn't know what to make of that.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Can you stand up? Are you ai?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I've never seen Yeah, I thought that, you know. I
guess you're wearing the crop top sweatshirt. Now, no I
thought you'd be.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, you're a little taller than you thought.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You're a little taller, but in terms of overall significant,
you're a little less robust than I imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, okay, you know, like a tomato soup.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's Sean O'Connor.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He's in studio two with us who just said tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I mentioned the bisk and then also with us, is
you know him? You love him? Andrew Colin, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Oh ever, yeah, your question.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Be ever, I've had different stages.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
First was sour cream, and then I worked my way
to more liquids. I don't know. I would say clam
chowder England or Manhattan, New England, Manhattan, go fun itself.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I like a tomato bas.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, are we just gonna roll past you like I did?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Because I just know that was probably something you ate
with a spoon at one point in your life.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
My brother tricked me one time instead of his ice
cream when I was seven, okay, and I hate it,
and it was it was on him because I loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
The best I've Because sometimes you want like a sour
cream or like a cream cheese or something like a
dip really badly, and they're always horrible for you, right,
so you want like a lot and then you go, okay,
so I'm gonna eat it with crackers, And then you
go like I'm already doing the shameful thing of like
I'm gonna eat the entire top.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Why do I add crackers? To it to justify it,
when really I just want.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It, So I'll just get a spoon in there and
like eat with a spoon like some cream cheese sometimes
won No, I wouldn't, but a cream cheese.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I've I've been known to like eat it.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Cream spoon, the last bit of cream cheese. I'll go
with my finger around and I don't even question it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So it comes.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Like them.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I love that rim.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You get a whole scoopy rim.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
True, but going right in the middle of a fresh
cream is that's a disgusting Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
With a finger especially, Yeah, Yeah, but yeah finger. There's
so much you miss out of containers. Like on our
girls chat Halla posted the other day, she was like,
does anyone ever does anyone relate to this? You pull
out a it was a jelly jar and it had
just like nothing in it, just like the remnants of
jelly that her husband put back into the refrigerator thinking
(03:49):
that something could be had from it. I guess he, like,
I thought he was just pulling the movie that I do,
which is like I don't want to clean it right now.
I'll just clean it later, but I'll refrigerate it until then,
so it doesn't like smell bad in the recycling.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, so do you guys ever do that? Do you
like put a full an empty thing back in?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I feel like I'm never more optimistic than when I
take there's like a little bit of peanut butter left
in the jar. Yeah, I think that could cover an
entire piece of bread, even though it's probably not even
worthy of being put in.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
The trash, right, Yeah, do you get frustrated when you
see that? Or you someone that puts it in?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Well, here's the thing. I'm the other.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm somebody who puts it back in. This is like
an actual recurring fight I had with my w That's
what I found.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
For everyone. It's someone One person is the put her
in our and one person is the why did you
put this back in there?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm just like I do think I could get a
little bit more like jam, Like I know there's some
there and I'm like, I'm not going to be disgusting
and like, you know, shove it into my mouth. I'll
wait and like knife it on something.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, or you'll scrape the inside with the thing that
you're eating.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Now here's where I become very guilty, and my wife
is right, is I did this two days ago, and
then yesterday when I was making a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich, I just took out the Yeah they direct
eye contact.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, yeah, I know. I made a change in my life.
I decided it's not worth the time to try to
scrape out the fifteen cents worth of peanut butter from
the jar. I am just throwing it away and getting
a new one every single time. It's about time management.
Can I say more thing about containers though? While we're
on this subject, can people who make containers. I don't
know if anyone any of the besties make containers, but
(05:24):
can you stop putting the little lip that goes underneath
the lip? You know how like the container is a
certain width and then all of a sudden there's like
a lip at the top of it.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It can ring.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's like a little bit wider than the can on.
No no, no, no, that's the a's the outside. I'm
talking about the inside. And then everything gets stuck in
that lip when you're trying to get it out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Just make it the same, make it the same. Do
you want you to buy it?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I know what you're talking about. I know what you're
talking I don't know what you I don't know what
the reasoning is.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, I'm more like preach like I have nothing to add. Yeah,
I'm just like you're right, get rid of that lip.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They're so I mean, like stop making shampoos and conditioners
and like really structurally set, like the way you described
Noah before, structurally sound robust that are like you can't squeeze,
and so then they get stuck on the top and
it's like you know what's in there and you can't
even cut through them. Because I'll cut all my beauty
(06:18):
products and like screep out the stuff because it's like
eighty bucks for some of these things, and you're leaving
water in it to get the rest of it out,
shake it up.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Keep it in. The laziness is why I don't throw
it away, like because I'll just put it in the fridge.
The last bit I'll buy a new one, so I
have like three, Like.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
It's crazy because the laziness is such an eighty d thing.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Rachel Finestein and I were talking about this of like
you just I think a part of add which I
found that a lot of people just attribute qualities about
themselves they don't like to add. Yeah, It's like everything
that you don't like about yourself is just add but
you just screw on tops like a little bit like
or you don't screw on them on it all that
(07:04):
is the thing I do all the time. Or you
just like why is how hard is it to throw
away something? But I'm stressed out by making trash, so
if I hold onto it, it's a hoarding thing too.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm sure it's all part of the spectrum.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Of like hoarding, like if I and and I know
I need to clean it in order to recycle it properly,
but even recycling I know as a sham, and so
I just feel guilty about the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
So I just keep it in the refrigerator forever.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Amen. It almost feels like why do we do anything
like truly, it's just this is how we already just
start they is bad and die, Like I really like,
I think this all. I thought it this morning. I'm like,
there's just no point to getting up and doing a
Monday is my.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Point about it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I was listening to Tim Dylan's podcast, which, by the way,
his new show that Brian Franzi is the showrunner up
comes out yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's out.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It's out baby on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
This is your country watching it and don't whatever you do,
don't hit play and then stop it five minutes in.
That is worse than not watching it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Wow, okay, I'm going to start watching watch people's specials
only four minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well yeah, if you want to hurt you not watching it,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You hit play, you go.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, I guess the algorithm thinks I should like this,
and then four minutes in you hit stop.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Then it goes WHOA wrong?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Because when I stop four minutes before or five minutes
into something, yeah, it means I literally hate it, like
I it's they they're right to think that, Like, yeah,
that's when you turn it off. If you last more
than five minutes, you love it. Yeah, six minutes it's
like my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Four or five minutes is I think about what I
give a show?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, I turn it off, commit to the whole episode,
like just you.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Don't have to watch it. Just hit play and let
it run.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's what I always say, Yeah, hit play and let
it run. But I was listening to Tim's podcast and
he said, speaking of like why do we even get
out of bed? He was like the he pointed out,
the only people that get out of bed in the
morning that are like charged up about life are the
ones that are like wanting like to create war, like
the war mess, like the gray suit, black eyed horrible
people of the world. Are the only ones that wake
(08:58):
up with like a purpose in the morning to like
make more war. Let's start up, he goes, let's he
just wants let's convince, let's get people riled up about
a war in a place they've never been. He was like,
let's let's make this war look like a new bakery.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Opening in down.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So it was so true because it's like so hard.
The only people that are motivated are scumbags.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Truly, and this guy's not a scumbag. But does anyone
follow Tony P and DC on Instagram? No, He's like
a local newscaster who is basically honestly, if you follow him,
follow him. It's the funniest thing. He posts his day
every day and he is like a sim he is.
He wakes up excited, he eats the same thing every day,
(09:42):
he goes to work, he goes to like karaoke with
friends that he's back and like. But it's just like
he has the same expression on his face the entire time.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
People love.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
He's so interest He's like he's like a newscast, so
he's like but it's just like he's just like he's
always my Like he's not playing no, no, he's just boring.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
But I love him expect that's why he stands out.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I love that's so the opposite of me that I'm like,
this is the most interesting life.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh my god, when people here's the thing about And
I think it's been pointed out a million times, but
like oftentimes on girls Chat, we'll share some kind of
video of like what was the one I shared the
other day where it was a woman with her baby?
Oh it was Oh, it was a woman like sitting
in a nursery and she's like crying or something or
she's upset and her baby comes in and be like, Mama,
(10:35):
are you okay. I'm like to give you a hug,
and it's so sweet. It's like the kid notices the
mom's sad. It's like, I'll make you a sandwich, and
she's like, I'm just a little sad right now. And
it's like this bit set up a camera film herself crying, crying,
waited for her kid to toddle in probably didn't get
the shot right at first, it again, and it's like
watch everything with that discerning eye of like why is
(10:58):
this being?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Who's filming this? Yeah, I think we've got at first.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We there was an era where we did judge things
about like why are people we you know, influencers in
the wild, we like saw them. Let's re orient ourselves
to judge every video you're seeing if someone how to
set up a fucking camera to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
And that is why when I am at a concert.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And I am needing to get content of someone filming
me at a concert, I can't stand when someone does
this like Carl I was in the concert with me
with Gracie at Abrams, and I'm like, hey, if you can,
like get some footage of me singing and having a
good time, but don't let me see that you're doing it,
because if the audience thinks, I know you're filming for
(11:39):
me at least, I'm just like that bitch like thinks
she's cool and I'm not. And I don't want to
be performative, Like there are times I've had to fake
something to make it look like I don't know what's
being filmed. But for the most part, I don't like
to I don't like to post things where the audience
knows that I know I'm being filmed. So it's like
I was like, you can't do selfie because then it
looks like I'm like singing to the camera. I love myself,
(12:00):
Like it's so annoying. So I was like, just sneak
it and then I'm just gonna do my thing and
don't tell me when you're filming. And I think we've
gotten away from that, Like people aren't ashamed.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
You caught me once at the sphere. Yes, I was
dancing to you two because I was just trying to
figure out a way to enjoy any of this.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's way funnier if people would have thought you knew
you were being filmed.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's a lame video, Yeah, lame, And that's what people
say about all my videos.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But like, I just can't if you're doing something intentionally funny,
I get it, But if you're trying to capture a
real moment, can everyone just like makes them upfart to
make it look But but what.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Was ironic about that moment is that it was me
being fake. But you caught me doing a fake thing,
so you were being fake for us. I was being
fake for you too. I was like, let me, let
me ironically dance and sing to this terrible youtwo song
like the people around us.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But maybe I can o that's real. He's having a
bad time.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Do you have Mike gez Oh, yeah, inside.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The well that was one of the Sphere Show. During
the Spear Show, Bono sang a song.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Was no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He was just talking in between songs about like Africa.
He was not even I mean, he did a little bit.
At one point he said he like applauded AI.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, he applauded AI. He thanked Jeff Bezos, and then
he said we all need freedom, as if that was
some profound statement.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Then he asked talking about looking for his keys. He
was talking about how hotels are too expensive, which.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Vegas during the Super Bowl the hotel prices. Am I right?
And then everyone was like, yeah, he is right, as
if he ever paid for hotel his entire life.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Heah, I saw Pearl Jam and they were in the
Bank of America whatever arena talking shit about Wall Street.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Meanwhile, well I did, but like it's the big of
America doesn't own that. They're just paying for it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh yeah, no, I think it's just I appreciate, like
I do casinos a lot, and I have started to
call out that, like this is a place built on
people's addictions and families being destroyed, and it's really fun
to do that in the beginning of it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Why do people people who get up on the morning.
The only other people that aren't trying to start war
are people who are addicted.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, I mean coffee. Yeah, I gotta say that coffee
gets me up in the morning. Food gets me up
in the morning. And that's about it. Like everything else
is just like fuck and the dog. I mean, but yeah,
getting up in the morning is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Well, even like these people they go, oh, you can't
drink coffee for the first ninety minutes because that's when
you know, there's so many like you got to wait
for your quartershole, your real quartersol Andrew Huberman.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Anytime he pops up, he has bad news for my life.
Whatever he's telling me to do, I haven't been doing it,
and there's no way I will. It's a very simple adjustment.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
The thing where where now with AI, you can put
in documents right, the exact documents you want to learn about,
and then they make a fake podcast whoa going over
those documents?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
That's actually really helpful.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
It is very helpful, But it's it's Andrew. It's gonna
AI will take Andrew Hubert because he is AI. He
just repeats when he reads books. But he has a
great memory.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, and he can date seven women at the same time. Yeah,
which the computers, that's the only other computers could do that.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
But I had a friend, and.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's when people can do that.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I am like, it was weird because I will hang
out with him like four times a week and I
would be with him and a different girl every time.
And then like I'm like I couldn't remember all their names.
I think I remember like April and Brittany, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He was in like full fledged relationship.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yes, and he like I'm not gonna name his name,
but he definitely called it his bullpen.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Did you have the same bar he bring them all
to or did he know taking them out?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
But like he had they all had a day, but
they didn't know about each other. And then like what
would it even inevitably happen as they would find out
about each other and then you just have to replace one.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
This person on f Boy Wow Island, we saw Garrett
from the Garrett.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Wow Cambricks House.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I don't know how I was.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why were you at David Bricks?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
I was in the trees?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Were what's the same, Johnny Beyond Beyond? Yeah you're with Johnny?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, David do Bricks pickleball contest for ten
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Whoa yeah, whoa?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Did you play?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
They didn't let I thought I was playing. I definitely wore.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, I know. What did you do?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Were you at the place?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Did you feel one hundred years old? There? The only
person I had like anything in common was was the
one picking up the sandwich rappers.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That David bad?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Why absolutely why didn't they let you play?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh? Nona was there? So unfortunately?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh he's way older than you.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I hope.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
All right, we got to go to break. We'll talk
more up to this. Wait, so when did you go
to David Doe Brooks three days ago?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Beautiful house of course, I mean where it's Sherman Oaks,
of Sherman Oaks, I mean like he has his own
pickleball court on a cliff. It's insane, was it?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
It's did it used to be a tennis court and
I've made it a pickle?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
No, you would think, but no, no, it's actually just
straight pickle.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
And did you did you have fun?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I had a great time.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You did?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah, good during a lot of Celsius And okay, what.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Did That's because I'm I'm guessing knowing you you had
some anxiety going into this and Celsius cannot help.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
And I'm not drinking right and you're not drinking.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So because to get ready for your wedding, get locked in.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, yeah, we're waiting to have a drink. I am
the wedding.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh that would be so fun.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
And we're having I can't wait to see that. Mango
Rita is after our.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Cat, Mango ritas after your cat.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That is cute.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
I love that and then embarrassing. No, that's sweet.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I like that. Okay, but so back to David Dobrick's house.
So you but you had fun even though you had
anxiety and Celsius I did.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
I think what helps is it's outside and there's a
game going on. So I'm used to sports, so I
was rooting for we I ended up was on a
team they lost, so we were like talking ship and
then we became friends with There's a sandwich place called
Jigata or whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah place, No, it's yeah, yeah, it's like the women
kind of kind of. It's g G I A T A.
They have one yeah, one.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Park.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It is the hot sandwich. Wow.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
They're gonna love me for for bringing it up, now, okay. Yeah.
They were the nicest guys ever, the two owners. So
I ended up like becoming friends with them. They're from Jersey,
and then I started rooting for them, so I forgot
about every I just locked in on pickle.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sure, So I was able to deal with it because
if I had to talk. So Garrett's there though, Garrett
Garrett the f Boy.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
So if you don't know Garrett Rosky, yeah, Garrett was
on F Boys season one. He won Blonde Guy, Big
Blonde Guy.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He won the show by convincing Sarah to fall in
love with him and then give him control of the
on hundred thousand dollars and then he dumped her minutes
after he said he loved her, and then money away
from him, and then we we took them in a
cruel twist on the show that really no one was into,
including me. We took the money from him and then
(19:47):
donated it to like a charity SA which was I
don't even know how he got away with that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Spray tnds for dogs or something.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
It was uh it.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
And so then Garrett came back season two and caused
a stir. Then he was He's just a perfect villain
and I love him so much.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
He's even better in the wild. Was he is?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
He coupled up right now.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
He had a dog. He had a little like, you know, shits,
and he just put it on his shoulder to get pussy,
like it's everything he does is to get Yeah. So
he just walks around with the dog and.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Say hi to him and yeah, didn't remember you.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
He did, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
And I was like, you know, I'm the guy from
He's like, yeah, I know, And I still don't know
he didn't know. There's no way we did.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Nice to see you, Nice to see you.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
But I've heard so many nice to see yous.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And this town is insane with nice to see you,
and I when someone says to me, I just go, oh,
they don't know who I am.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It doesn't save you anything with me.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But that's good because literally it was like I can't
remember who told me to do it, but it was
like an older white guy and I always listened to them.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
They were like, the most important thing is nice to
see you.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It just you know, we talked about the podcast before,
because if you say I nice to meet you, the
person could say we've met before, and then you feel
like an idiot. So nice to see you gets It's
it could be the first time you're meeting them or
I've seen you again, but it really isn't. It means
I don't know if we've met before, you aren't important
to me enough to remember, and I'm going to play
it safe. And by the way, no one says nice
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to see you the first time they meet someone. I
don't know what we're getting away with with that party.
That's a weird thing to say to someone the first
time you meet them.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
So but yeah, filled with it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I have a solution.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You just say hi, how are you yeah, instead of
it nice to see you, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I nice to see someone yesterday. I have to admit it.
And I felt like it left a bad taste in it,
like literally. I was like lah afterwards, because I was, oh,
it's it's infiltrated me because I went to I got
to go. My agent asked me if I wanted to
go to the Chargers Chiefs game yesterday. And I got
into town and I was supposed to get into town
midday from Vegas. I was in Vegas this week and
(22:10):
with Spade, and then I just changed the flight to
fly in the morning, asked for an extra ticket because
he gave me two.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I got three.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I brought my mom and dad and we were in
the owner's box, which I didn't know we were in
the owner's box. We walked into Chiefs gear. Oh god,
but it's like where the Rams play too, so like
it's not it can be any.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
The owner of the stadium Chargers. Oh god.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
I didn't realize Chargers.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Texted my agent right away and I was like because
I go to my mom and go, oh, no what
and she goes, oh, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
And then she finds out the owner's box.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Because she did, I go, I don't think we're supposed
to because everyone's in Chargers gear. To be fair, I
didn't know the Chargers were a team until ten am
that morning. Like, I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Taylor.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Their logo is a guy fiery tupe.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't even understand, Like how what did you say.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
How much Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You think her being there was the reason why you
changed up everything? Well, she wasn't there, I know, no,
but you thinking that she was going to be there, No,
I would have. I'm fully committed to Chiefs. I've bought
like hundreds of dollars worth the Chief Scaar. I'm ready,
like I'm gonna go to all the games that I can.
And I also think it's I felt alarmed at first,
and my mom found out was the owner's box and
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she goes, Nick, we're not supposed to be. And then
another agent from Utah it was like a UTA box
too that I don't even know if the owner was there,
but it definitely was the owner's box. I mean, I
have the bracelet.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I just took it off.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
It says owners on it, and I was like, I
didn't know, And so I texted my agent. I'm like,
am I'm in Chief Scaar And he was like it's okay.
You know Andrew, this other agent is in chief Scare
and he was the only one other one in the bucks.
And then there was another girl, Marissa, that showed up,
but everyone else was in Chargers. But then before they
showed up, I was feeling awkward about it. And then
I like had to talk to myself and I was like, Nikki,
this isn't this is a sport, Like it's sports.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Who gives a shit if you are wearing red?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
And honestly, the only reason I'm wearing red is because
my favorite person's dating one of the players. If nothing matters,
I'm I was happy for the Chargers when they did well.
I liked like, But the thing is, most of the
people there were cheese fans.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
The Chargers famously are very used to having the opposing
teams fans in the stand. It was crazy they have
no fans. The Chargers have more fans in Mexico than
they do in America because they used to be a
San Diego team and that's so close to the border.
When the Chargers played a game in Mexico City, they
had the most fans there that they've ever had at
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a stadium.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
They should move to mex Latino day there too. They're
really trying to hone in on that market.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I believe their.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Quarterback was Philip Rivers and in Mexico City they call
them Felipe Rios.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It was there was a good vibe. I liked the
Chargers fans, but there were more phone chargers in that crowd.
I was like, they should change their logos have a
phone charger because chargers are so important to everything. Yes,
a little lightning doesn't really anything, But I think the
Chiefs are also cultural now, like even if you don't
(25:05):
follow football, you know about the chief It's so true.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Kind of America is like every decade has no no, no,
every decade has like they're the enemy. Now.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The Chiefs are like the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I know, well have to hate that they can't just.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Keep you can't watch like watch Court.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Even Chris is a little bit like doesn't really love
the Chiefs because they mean that Saint Louis will never
get a football team. And and there's another reason too.
He's just like there're he only roots for teams that
the city like needs it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, I only root for teams that like completely suck
and hurt my feelings. And like a team that win
it and that's always winning is just like I don't
understand it. I can't get on the word.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I don't know well now because we all know
why I'm on board. But I'm also like, after watching
Quarterback on Netflix, I love Pat Mahomes so much. I
think he's so funny. I think he's charismatic. I'm sure
every quarterback has this because I even liked Kirk Cousins,
who they covered on that.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, Cousins a great guy too.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If you give me a documentary about an athlete, I
will fall in love with them.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, I can't wait for that one.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, I'm actually a guy loves well.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Aaron Hernandas.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I do feel for because did you watch that show yet? No,
I'm not really interested in Maybe I would be because
I did love the docu drama about OJ Juice David Swimmer.
I loved that, but I didn't. I was seeing the
ad for the Hernandez one and I feel for that guy.
(26:35):
I mean he was like closeted. Yeah, he couldn't come out.
He hated himself.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
His dad was a piece of shit who was like
really hard on him, Like like I'm like I get it,
you just got it now.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Murdered to hurt people, murder people.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, it's true, but so yeah, I just felt like
it doesn't matter that I'm like ultimately, like I had
to dismantle it and be like, is this a bad am?
I a bad person because I'm in the owner box.
It's like no, because if the owner's here, he's a
billionaire who gives a ship. He'll get over me wearing
a red shirt and his day.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
There's a problem. But you were having box. I was
also at a box yesterday.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
We saw something in me and I threatened him, I remember,
with a knife and he's like, dude, you're cool.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
It was like, you're well, you can pick up wrappers
in my box.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
He don't really help Jason Nash anymore. I think maybe
I can fill.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Avoid Whose box were you in?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I was in? Uh this guy? Uh he's a chief
fan too. I didn't know and I should have been
charge your gear?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Literally, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Can I just say this experience like thank you to
my agent, Nick Nusiphoro for reaching out to me and
being like, do you want to go to this game?
Because I was like sure, Oh that's great. Oh it'll
be a box, love it. That'll be so fun to
bring my parents to. Guys. He was like, I'm going
to get you a vip escort too, and I was
like okay, just like was like sure, I had the
tailor swift treatment. Like it's very famous now to see
her get on those golf carts, get out of the suva,
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get on the golf cart, kind of be paraded through
the wings of the like it I got to do that.
I was like dad filming because it was I entered
exactly where she would enter at so far it was
so cool. We went underground these like we had our
car sniffed by dogs to go underground.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It was.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
And then we were like lead in and we got
to this box and the buffet. I don't know if
you experience this.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I can't believe the food that was at this get
we got. There was a sushi bar, there was rotisserie chicken,
there was charcooterie, I mean any food. There was a
candy wall of just every full sized candy you could
even imagine It's pieces, but not Reese's cups.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Sorry, so not everyone that you can.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, but the full size like full size full Sizeese's pieces,
em Twizzlers.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
I mean it was.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And there were hundreds of people that had access to
this because there's a couple different owners boxes and then
it would open up into this cafeteria setting. It was incredible.
I I had the best time, and I kind of
understood the game, yeah, which is fun, Like I knew
what was kind of happening. But here's my new thing
is that I have always felt so embarrassed to cheer
(29:19):
for football because I don't know what's happening, and so
I always kind of wait a couple seconds after everyone
else is cheering to like really get on board. But
now that I understand, I can like cheer when I
know something's happening. But I'm still so like, uh nervous
about cheering at the wrong time that I still wait,
like even though I know what's going on. Like yesterday,
I cheered because I got wrapped up in it, Like
(29:41):
the Chiefs did something that I was excited about, and
I was cheering, and then but then everyone was cheering,
and I was like, oh, no, that must be the Chargers.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
But then I realized that everyone there was.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It was half a man.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It was maybe probably more Chiefs fans.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, and the Chiefs weren't doing well at first, and
so it was the first time the Chiefs, like and
it was so loud that I thought it was Chargers
and I got really really embarrassed, and then I realized
that it was. But I don't know if you guys
relate to anything like that where you don't know what
you're doing and you have to like kind of fake it.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yes, this is literally how I watched Frasier is when
the audience will laugh, I would laugh like I think
I get it.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
I think I did that at Dmitri Martin.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he stops strong. I think there are
people that don't know, like the people don't understand comedy
and do have to the way I watch football and
like kind of wait for.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I remember looking at the people and they would look
tracks of studio audiences are so important for comedy.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
They are fuckingial, don't no, You're so right. It's like
and even here's another thing that you don't know you
need an assistance on is lyrics. You think you'll know
a song and you'll sing along with it, but you
don't realize that you're kind of singing a millisecond after
the words. Because the other day gen z m sent
(31:02):
me a TikTok or she was like, we got to
do this trend where I would sit and behind me, oh,
like I'm not facing it. Are the lyrics to like
a song like Espresso, you know Sabrina Carpenter And I'm like,
I don't need the fucking lyrics. I can sing that.
And she's like, you should do that where you sing
the lyrics and you we see how well you do
behind you. And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna ace. I
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go that's dumb because I would one hundred percent know it.
And she was like, oh, we've got a confident girl
on her hands, and I go. I was on a
treadmill talking to her. I was like, I bet you anything,
I can do it. So I pulled up an instrumental
just on my phone and put my phone down to
see if I could do it, and I bombed right away.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Because also the lyrics to Espresso are so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And like pull it up right Things of the night
basically like.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
They wrote it in like Japanese, translate the English, translated
it to German, then translated back right.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
They're insane.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It's it's bizarre. It's very Ai. Yes me Espresso is
like the chorus is bizarre, Like you're so.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Right, what isn't that me? Espressoh like that means anything.
Hit me Baby one more time. No one questioned that either,
And that was a Swedish thing.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, that was just Max Marta. Max Martin, like is
the sweetish genius. He created all these pop songs that
don't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
He thought hit me I believe I could get this wrong,
but he believed. He thought it meant like like call
me up again.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, like hit me up.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And no one said, hey, this doesn't this isn't the
We shouldn't have a young girl saying hit me baby
one more time about a guy she's dating.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, yeah, and he just kept going jah job.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I do think like, if you're sweet, the less words
you know in English, the better pop songwriter you're going
to be, because it has to simplify the same with
a lot of comics that English as their second language,
I feel like, oh, they're good because they make everything
so simple because they only know two hundred English words
to pick from.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Oh right, right, like gad L M A.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
L L.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Say his last l L.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, God, yeah he's the boy, Oh man, gad.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I have dad stories. I have gads and gods of stories,
but I can't help but see the twin towers on
your shirt.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I know I did. I didn't realize that we're on
here until.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You take them off.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, sharp the sky you know, it's just nice to remember.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
It was nice to remember.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
It was a great part of the skyline.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
What a skyline?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean, those were the days.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I didn't know what they were though until they went
down because I was in a p English Yes, got
a five on the exam.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Proud moment in my life.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
But I was in a English when when it happened,
and it was over the intercom and my teacher obviously
was horrified and like, oh my god, and I just go,
what are the what's the Twin Tower? What's the World
Trade Center? And I just remember going, you don't know
what the World Trade Center is? And like really shamed me.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
That's what I remember for that day, being shamed about it.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
It was really.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Never forgetting to jump. I went to high school where
like you're on one first floor, thirty five percent of
the students of my high school parents worked at the
World Trade Center, so like everyone was on cell phones crying,
but my parents didn't, so I was like.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Walking like yeah, like I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
It was two thousand and one, and I remember my
whole nine eleven as we ran the mile in the
first period and then second period it happened and we
all got to like go home because everyone was so
connected to it. Yeah, and I remember this that I
was just like, why could it have happened like forty
five minutes early before them?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It sounds like a good time for the like, like
I remember being really pleased with that.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Running the Sorry, what were you going to say?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
No when you're swet any like you're sweaty after the
mile and then you have to put on your school
clothes and then you're sweaty under your clothes running the mile.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I think fifth grade I remember was the first mile.
What about you guys like.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
When yeah around then, Kid's a really for us at
least it was a pivotal day when it was like
the mile run to it, Yes, like it really And
I still remember Matt Johnson got like a five twenty five.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Oh wow. There was always from kid that broke six.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah that was shout out Matt Johnson. Yeah there like
and then there was and then the poor kid who
would get like twenty four, like you know, like the
kid that would walk and everyone would like clap, yeah,
oh that is like that's not fair to do to kids.
If you want to sit out the mile, you should
be able to. Here's my stance on gym. Kids should
be able to sit at the fuck out because some
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of us are not coordinated. We don't like throwing, we
don't like balls flying at us. We should be able
to cheer on the sidelines and know our place, Like
you should have autonomy as a child to know what
you like and what you don't like and not be
forced to do some thing you don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yes, and it's all. It's all Arnold Schwarzenegger's fault. It
is his fault for starting that, like Presidential Fitness sports
nigger started.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
He started.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
It was like the first sports person. Maybe it's George Bush.
I'm gonna blame Arnold for this.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
We have like the president's signature on it on it.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah, we're like yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I would always do really well on everything, but flexibility,
Like when I had that board.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
The board of all that board was horrible.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I hated and I hated Arnold Schwarzenegger because of it.
Because we had to watch a video before we started
the Presidential Fitness and he was like talking about how
this is going to help you become like a muscle boy.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Remember we were all jumping rope for our heart, jump
for heart like that was like a.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
And I farted on on the second sit up and
I got four sit ups because it's so hard, and.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I was it was like it was such a.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Loud part like it was. I think that should have
been I should have been able to go again. I
thought it was a very presidential.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Up for this. I was in Vegas this weekend, and
I won't say who I was with, but I bought
invited to like a private like gambling room for some
high roll I guess, and i'll tell you off air,
but I'm sure I could say it. But I don't
really know this person well enough to know if they'd
(37:30):
like but yeah, yeah, if they get it, I can
just say, like, I'm sorry, I had to.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I feel like I get it really quick. Yeah you're
in Vegas, Dana White. No, wow.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
But I mean, here's the thing. This weekend, everyone was
everyone sang.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Fast, it's not a woman, they're not a famous YouTuber. No,
and they're more than forty yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
More than forty.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
They're alive.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah, is there are they a singer, No, they live
in Vegas?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Or an actor? No, not really a magician?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Link with sports? No, uh, play the lead role in
a movie.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
No a jabb awakee, I'm just named it.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
They run for president? No on a popular TV show?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Is it a pop singer?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
No. Citizen of the US. Yes. Do they own a company?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:39):
A man or woman?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Do we do that it's a man? Right?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Are they associated with technology?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Link with food? No? Are they white?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Are they linked with cinema? No? The fuck they talk
about the government? Are they linked with advertising? Are they
Are they boss of an important company?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I mean I would say yes, but like I don't
know that the achnator knows that yet.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Have they published books? What is this person done? Are
they famous thanks to television?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay. Are they from Nickelodeon? No? No? Do they wear
a suit? No they do they appear in the first
season of a show? No?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well no, no, no, I would say no.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Associated with comedy yes, okay. Are they a stand up comedian?
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Okay, wait when it says it, will you just show
it to me?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Do they live in Texas?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
How many questions do we are we at now?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Is it almost Are they chubby? No?
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Do you think I think?
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I know?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Okay, it's guessing.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
No, it's not the on.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
He is the CEO of.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Twice podcast. Okay, so does it start with a K?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
No? Do they have a podcast?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
So final thought, Uh, this person, uh never let me down.
But this person was with their friends that were the
really this person was a high roller, but this person
was with people that were So I'm sitting at this
table and are you playing?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
No, I'm just like there to hang.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
What's the stakes?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
So, I'm like they're playing back rat okay, And there's
also like a blackjack table for like a little bit
lower bets for people. Like there's probably like five of
us in the room and I'm just sitting there hanging
with my friend and then he has two friends and
his two friends. I'm just looking at like I'm kind
of like looking at their chips, but I'm not like
paying attention. And then I would say, twenty minutes in,
(40:54):
I'm like, I should look at the amounts of these
chips because it's like maybe shows some interest in the game.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
The lowest what do you think the lowest.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Chip was.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
One thousand dollars, one thousand.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Dollars with the lest ship. And then I look over
and I see four giant stacks of a color of chip.
My god, and that ship.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I had to like cover one of my eyes because
I'm bioptic because of lasac to see. I thought it
was a twenty five.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
I'm bioptic.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I had one.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I had one of my eyes lasick, so it means
one of my eyes sees close up, one of my
eyes is far away, and together they join and I
can do both.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
That's pretty awesome. Look into it. If you want to
do lasik, just get one eye done lasik plus.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
So I like literally was just like covering one eye
so I couldee because I thought's a twenty five hundred
dollars and it was twenty five thousand dollar chips yea.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
And four giant stacks. And then I'm trying to have conversation,
but also.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
One okay, then three three three, that's nine, that one's ten,
That one's a million dollars. Was sitting in it and
I watched someone when I wear someone win one point
two million dollars up one point two then go down
to point eight. We walked out because it was done.
And we walked out, and the guy that just one
(42:11):
one point it was a little or point eight, was
a little bummed. But I didn't know what had happened.
I only know this afterwards, and I asked my friend.
I was like, and he went to go cash out
the guy that won, and I asked my friend, I
was like, what, like, is did he just lose like
a lot?
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Like what happened?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
He goes, oh, no, he's up point eight. And I go,
why is he like bombed? He's like, oh, because he
was up one point two. And I'm like that that
just was funny to me. Then he came back and
he was a little and he had one hundred thousand
dollars in his stomach and his sweater zipped up a
check for four hundred thousand, and then his buddy ran
up two hundred thousand and put it in the safe upstairs,
like ran past us to like fucking run, and then
(42:47):
he took that one hundred to go to another casino
at three in the morning, at this point two in
the morning, to go to.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Another casido to spend it.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
But his the guy was just kind of like man
god damn it, you know, kind of a little bit bombed,
like the way we would be a few twenty bucks
on a slot and uh and I go, but you
but you're up zero point eight and he was like yeah.
And I was like, he goes, but it could have been.
And I go, that money was never yours and he goes, oh,
(43:14):
we need her around more of like it. I was like,
it wasn't yours. It was just that was just it
was in the air for a second, but it was
it was never yours. And he was like that really,
And I feel like I did help him.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
He was really really nice.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Then they gave those two buddies gave me a ride
back to my hotel and I and I just I
got in the car and oh. I even turned to
my friend while I'm watching my friend play, and I
just was like, what's it like to be that rich?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I was like, what is that?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Because I know you, and I know there was a
time eight years ago where a hundred dollars chip would
have been and you're just throwing thousands out like nothing,
like literally they're putting them in front of me like
you did. And I was like, get this away from me,
and he was like, it's it's pretty crazy. But then
these guys, I go, were you guys born rich? And
they were like, oh god no, I go, can you
can you believe what just happened tonight? Like I feel
(43:59):
like these we need of like a like to check
in with themselves that you just won point eight million dollars. Yeah,
it's crazy, like.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
More money than most people will make it a life.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
You're like, yeah, it's wild, and I just it's just
why they make them chips, because the chips, you just
it just five thousand dollars chip. I'm just like that
chip could change so many people's lives, that just little
piece of plastic.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah. There's a famous story about Charles Barclay. He lost
two million dollars once playing at the wind Like lost
two million, and then an interview they were asking what
was that Like He's like, everyone focuses on the fact
that I lost two million. I was up six million
to start the night. I thought that was so healthy
(44:44):
of him to view it that way. Yeah, I all
just have fun.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I'll make more money, yes, And that's the kind of
the These guys didn't seem to have like addictions, like
they weren't for them it wasn't that much money.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, once you have that much money, it really is
just fun. I mean you can't really, but how.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Can people be waiting on them? You know, like there's
there's a guy running the table, there's a guy dealing
the cards. Like those people they're just how do they
not I know?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Well, yeah, the casino if you if you're a high roller,
then the casino will just put staff members around you.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Do you want to staff?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Like, like, everyone just seems so normal about it, and
I was like, this isn't normal. I need to bring
you all back to reality for a second. They know it.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Fucking rules to be working the high roller room because
you're getting taking one of those chips. You exactly, you're
getting tipped better than any other table. Like you're getting
tipped like you're like, people have too much five months pay.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Point, Well, there should be a limit. It should be
one hundred million dollars tops is how much money you
can have and then the rest needs to be given back.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Too much money. Even we don't one hundred million, let's
make it twenty million.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
And that one hundred million, you do want to have
generational wealth that you can put into a trust for
three to five generations.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You can put three million into a trust for your
kids and it will be they'll be a Okay.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
We're still going to have terrible papers.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
But one hundred million, one hundred million dollars is not
a lot of money compared to what people have now.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
People have imrillion, brillion dollar, twenty million every that's the most.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
That's well, that that's I think that the incentivizes capitalism.
If it's only twenty million.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay, one hundred million, yeah, is a goal that most
people cannot achieve and can still climb that mountain.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah, okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
It's what have you guys ever seen that much money?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Like I've never seen Like, you know, John Lady has
a bit about like one hundred million dollars cash.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
I would stand.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I would wait online, I paid money, I pay money
to see that much have my money added and for
an extra dollar, you can have your money added to
the million dollars.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
I I just have never seen that much money.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
No, I mean I would. I would probably faint see it,
like it was excited at the realization of twenty five
like four stacks of that because like I've seen people
with like five hundred like a whole like big thing,
and I'm like, so doing five times that, Like.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
It was just I remember doing it. I was addicted
to blackjack, and it's something else when you're playing for
your rent money, you know, that's a really that's not
that is exciting, whether you're going to eat or not.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean were you addicted like in
the casino? Yeah, it's bad young college. Like in college,
you go to the casino and you just call his
(47:28):
aunt to have her call my step mom like please
don't tell daddy, you know, stuff like that, and then
they don't give you two hundred dollars because my limit
on my ATM machine. And then I'd wait until midnight
just around the quarter on Bourbon Street, just walking around
like like, oh wait.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Were you doing, like the the one in the casiras, Yeah,
harras where they have like quarter craps there.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
It is like the most depressing place I've Yeah, I
called it home for a while. Yeah, it was like, yeah,
you walk by, it is a sad.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I literally was playing there at one time and I
saw a homeless guy just empty change, and how I.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Gave him Jim.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh no, we are at the same place in our
lives right now.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, I made up money was yours?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, all right, that's our show. Andrew, thank you for
being here, Soan, thank you for being here.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Brian, Noah's in studio. We'll have a show for you tomorrow,
same group of people.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
We're going to record a.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Rapter this but it'll feel new to you tomorrow. We'll
see you then. Don't be go bye.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
The Nicki Glazer Podcast is.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
A production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts.
Created and hosted by me Nicki Glazer, co hosted by
Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and
Noah Avior edited it engineered by Lean and Loaf, video
production Mark Canton, and music by Anya Marina. You can
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