December 11, 2024 • 63 mins
Watch Nikki on Jimmy Kimmel Live ! Nikki tells Brian, Sean, and Andrew that TV shows and movies need to be top-tier, and she wouldn't mind if they were a little faster. After sharing some stories about hanging out with Julie over the weekend, Brian and Sean get into how their moms make them feel guilty in totally different ways. It’s been a wild news cycle, and they process it with some funny takes. Nikki talks about what topics she’s thinking of discussing with Jimmy Kimmel. She also shares some highlights from the last Eras Tour. Brian got some instant karma at the gym for being on his phone. In the Final Thought, Nikki’s baffled as to why people don’t follow the golden rule.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Glazer podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. I'm in Los Angeles. Joined
with me here, of course, is Brian Frangie Hello, Sean O'Connor,
and Andrew Collins.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, I don't remember. That's like an airline.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I had a bit for a while that whatever the
song save Tonight, Fight the Break of whenever that would
be playing, and like at a restaurant or you know,
bar or whatever, I just go like, what is this song?
And just see what people do around you when you
claim to have never heard of it. Wouldn't work as
well now because I'm sure gen z M like hasn't
(00:56):
heard that song before.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Nobody eighty years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That song, Like, no, there's no one that existed in
the adult world that wouldn't have recognized that song.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
There is something in your knowledge that hasn't gotten to
you that you just coincidentally have missed every single time.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, and someone eventually will go, you've never heard of that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And it's like, yeah, because it wasn't my fault. It's
not like I'm like trying not to. I just it
didn't get to me like I didn't know what a
SEPEP was.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I was twenty four a CPA.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I had no idea. It never just never got
to me.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It was no reason for you to need to knowice
you would have.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I would have loved for you to be there when
people found out that I had not known what a
CBA was.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's the machine you put on your face when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, the sepe machine.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I remember. I have A pivotal growth moment for me
was when I was I interned at UCB Chelsea in
like two thousand and four or five or something, and
I was the interns there just get treated like shit.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They make you literally clean like bloody tampons out of
the toilets, Oh my god. And in return you get
into classes like oh god, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Revisors always have a really heavy flow.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
But I remember I was sitting in the box office
and I said something like scientology I've never seen like
some ridiculous movie like Back to the Future, and they
ridiculed me for like the rest of the summer for
not having seen.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It's like I'm like ten years younger than everybody in here.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, that's the that's the I have a joke about it.
It's like, that's what old people do to young people
to make ourselves feel better about the fact that we're
not young, as we just make them feel bad about
things they weren't alive to experience.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like, yeah, there's a million movies that gen ZM hasn't
seen that I'm like, I want to go. You haven't
seen Clueless, you haven't seen what was shank Redems.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't even know if that was one of them,
but there was one recently where I was like, you
have to see it and she was like, okay, just
added to the list I get. And I'm like, no, no,
this one came out three years ago. This one like,
I can't recommend. But the others, I'm like, no, I
haven't seen Raiders of the Lost Arc, I haven't seen
Back to the Future. I haven't seen Star Wars. I
haven't seen Empire Starts Back. Like, I'm but I'm entitled too,
because I was too young and they look blurry and
(03:05):
old and now and it doesn't esthetically, it's not pleasing
to look at. Like I'm sorry, but black and white
things aren't. That's why you make your phone grayscale when
you want to look at it less because it's not
visually interesting. That's why, like like when you used to
do cameos in our apartment, you wouldn't turn on a light.
It would be like blurry, and I'd be like, you
gotta like make it look nice so people like looking
(03:28):
at it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Etraspect.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
You got to go full grit. You can't go half grid.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah, too glossy.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, that's like when you put on makeup as a girl.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You're like you're getting ready and you're like, I should put
on mascare and then you're like, well, if I'm doing masscare,
I should do an eyeliner. If I'm doing an eyeliner,
I should probably do a liplighter, and then you just
are full like drag queen makeup eventually, because it's either
all or nothing.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
But I do kind of love that current art being made,
like TV and movie movies all kind of looks so
shitty now, like everything is just like it's like you're
in the room with them where that's what they want
you to feel. And it used to be like come on,
like it's like a play happening in front of your eyes.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I like when things look real.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, you want it to all be reality too.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
If you watch anything on Netflix in the last five years,
they're all like perfectly shot. They're not it looks unless
it's Amelia Paris, it looks so it looks so fake.
Well any every I feel like everything on Netflix has
this particular aesthetic where it's meant to look perfect.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah, it looks, but it's like cheap. They're just using
like the best camera they could possibly do. But like
if you I don't want to be like I'm the
seventies movie guy, but like when you like watch that,
it's like everything is like a real house and like, yeah,
there's like so much care put into everything that's in
the back.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I see a clip of Jamie Lee Curtis looking young,
she's in a real house or share and like, I
don't watch old movies, but whenever you see clip of one,
it's like in a real set. It's not it's perfectly
aesthetically everything's curated. I just things should look sloppy. Yes,
I want sloppiness. Now looks too manufacturing, Like.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
It's a great thing.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
You mentioned Jamie Lee Curtis, Like, if you see like
an old clip of her, her hair, looks like no offense.
To Jamie Lee Curtis, it looks like shit. Ye, Like
it looks like there's no care put into it. But
it also gives like, oh my god, that's like a
real teenager who's going to be murdered, and I care more.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, I want things to look more real Spielbergian.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, I want to want to.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Does it cost more too to make it look less
like using film as opposed to digital.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh, it takes more time.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Film costs so much money, and then and then like
on top of that, it's like gonna it disintegrates over time,
so like there's no reason to do that when you
can just put everything is.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
So interesting that things like there's no way unless you
digitally enhance them and have people spend hours like getting
them back to looking good. Like there are things that
are shot that will never look the way they looked
when they aired.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, and you just think, no, it's on.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
TV, it's of course it will, but no, it's it's
literally gotten old.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Like everything else. Does everything goes Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
I mean people spend I mean Warner brother spends millions
of dollars like every three years to make friends look.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Good still Oh yeah, you're so right, because like if.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
You watch like Seinfeld on Netflix, it still kind of
looks like the nineties. But like Friends, they even hands
like yeah, it's like the colors pop, like they're spending
so much money to make this.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And you know, this has been going on for I
think over a decade or more. But like reruns of Friends,
everyone toasts like this. Everyone sounds like they're on healing
because they're speeding up so they can fit in more commercials.
So like literally Monica sounds like this, and Chandler like
it's like every it's it's all sped up by like
point two.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I would say, oh.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, no point two.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It is to fit in one more commercial. It's one
more you know, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and
they can sell.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, to just make it. We're just a commodity used
to sell toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And I'll tell you I love speeding things up. I
was watching Conclave over the weekend, which I love, but
I would have loved to speed that up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I can just insert here this just in your head.
Isabelle Roselna took longer to walk down this hall. Just
remember that it was intended to be longer.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
You're I miss that, Like things used to be quick
and like move and now everyone like I don't know
what happened like in the last ten years, but everyone
wants like to see people like parking.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
They're like, I like that.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I like this.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
You you like like the like going beep beep, like
the doors open like that, will it open.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Like Boardwalk Empire or something.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I want to see four people sitting at the table
talking real fast.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I want Yeah, I want the speed of a veep.
I want the speed of a just a Sorkin sweep.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Theory is that they need to justify people going to
the movie theaters by making the movies longer, so it's
like an event.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Right where you can just really tapp Like.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
That's another reason why comedies have gone extinct, because like,
are you really gonna drive to the movie theater and
park and buy a ticket for a seventy minute, eighty
minute movie?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But right, I'm like, I'm so touched when a movie's
ninety minutes. It's like, you love respect my time.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I don't get it, Like, why are we trying to
keep everything else so efficient? In our lives, but movies
are getting so much longer. It's a really weird paradox.
I feel like everything's like self checkout, Like everything's like
go go go, and especially the American way. It's just
like everything is catering to that except movies.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I think there's a well, no not. YouTube is also
being like this. The most popular videos on YouTube are.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Like four hours long, yes, where they're like here's the
history of fast Pass at Disney and it's like eight
hours long and it has like seventy million.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think this is a response to places like TikTok
shortening everything. People crave just like sitting down with something
for a long time and then want to read it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Right, Yeah, reading books is like so out. People don't
read anymore. It's really hard for me to do and
I keep trying to do it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's tough.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
What do you think about when Chris has a YouTube
TV and I don't watch TV, but I'll see when
he has sports on, Like it'll come on some themes
and it'll be like here's a moment of zen and
it'll just give you like some like you know, just
like grass waving in the wind for about twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Why would they do that.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
There has to be a monetary gain from that because
they don't care about us having a second to meditate.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Why would as ad that they didn't fill.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
There's no way they can't fill it with some bullshit
like why not sell make a sell an ad for
twenty dollars instead of that?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like why put that there?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
I think what happens is the ads that they are
running are like through Fox, like NBC or and people
like local ads will play there and YouTube won't do
like the local like.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
God YouTube, which is which uses Googles. This is this
is right in Alley's wheelhouse. This is what she does
for a living. Yeah, she points out stuff like that
all the time, and she's like why didn't they fill that?
Or then explains like there's just no.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Way they're doing it out of the kindness.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
You need to be a trick to keep you watching,
like oh you took a break.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
No, we gave you.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like if they, if.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
They've done studies that it maybe keeps people watching because
they're like YouTube cares about me.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Honestly, I feel like Google cynical enough to think that,
like going like we could trick people.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
To think Yeah, I mean they definitely have studied us,
if they could study us and learn that, if we
like there more, if we feel like they care about us,
which we do, like we all want companies to care
about us.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
None of them do.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's they wouldn't spend that much money if it's especially
if it's like Sunday Take.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
But if it benefited them, if it made if it
kept people watching more than filling it with ads to
generate a sense of it's like a palid corrus.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I like that as a theory, but I guarantee you
it's due to some contractual. We can't play an ad
here because we're running the Fox ads and we and
maybe three years will be able to do it after
the contract expired.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But there's no they would just not. No one's doing
anything out of kindness.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, no anything that well, at least corporation something. Your
mother might do something out of kindness.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But I got into a fight with her this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
We got into a huge fight.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We were in Vancouver for Aras tour and Mom, if
you're listening, I'm really sorry because I should have just
not just have left it. But like a thing that
irks me that I think everyone does. Is like she
was commenting on how beautiful Vancouver was and how it's
kind of like reminiscent of Seattle, and I go, have
you been to Seattle?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And she was like one time?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And I go, well, you could have gone twice because
I feel my special there, but you guys didn't go,
which obviously I'm still holding onto resentment of that. But
the reason they didn't go, and I remember was because
they had traveled too much that month, like they were
for fun and stuff. But I'm like, oh, so they
were just worn out from traveling.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
They were older, And are you talking about your stand
up special that's been nominated for a Critics Choice Award.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
An Emmy, uh Grammy, and a Golden Globe.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wait what so what is that is that? E got?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Gray Grammy, double Globe, double Critics Choice.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
So kicked.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah yet gek.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
I mean, I'm sorry to see a pattern that maybe
they shouldn't come.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, pressure, Like she she was like, well, yeah, well
we didn't go because we just we wanted you to
just have that weekend. We were always at things and
we just felt like we were just too much for you,
and like and I go, no, you did it, like
you're changing the narrative. It was because you guys had
traveled too much and you were tired.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I mean Gail came. I mean if he came, then.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's like you were You're I just don't like, we
love Elon. There's one good Elon.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
No, the reason they didn't come is because they were tired,
which is totally fine, and I like, and yes, I
can still give them ship about it. But it was
like because they had traveled for fun too much, they
couldn't come see their daughter taping future Emmy.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
They were too poop from having fun.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yes, but and then she goes, we just we She
made it about her being like, you know, virtuous, like
we wanted to step back and let you have.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We bother you too much on those things. And I go,
that's not.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That's not what the story was because I and she goes,
yes it was, and I go, I go, no, it's
because you're tried to do it could be both, and
I said it can be, but it wasn't. Because I go,
I've invited you to hundreds of tapings that you have
come to. Never once have you ever said when you
when you had the energy to go to something. Never
once had you said it's too much for us to
be there. You don't want to deal with us, So
why on that one didn't? Yeah, like it just bothers
(13:32):
me when people, not just my mom, even I do
it sometimes where you just you feel bad about something
because you did something selfishly. And by selfish, I don't
mean like it's a bad thing. You just did something
out of your own self preservation because they were tired,
and they have a right to be and to say
no to something. But then don't change the story that
like I go, Mom, you do this a lot. When
you don't want to go to a party. You'll go,
(13:54):
I don't want to go to this goddamn fucking party,
and she goes, and you know what, they don't need
us there. You know when we they they have too
many people going and we're and they don't have enough
food for us. They start making they have to make
excuses why it's.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
A moral justification for their behavior.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
But but it all comes from a place of like
not honoring what you want. Like you, I'm tired, that's
reason enough to want not want to go to something.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You should just come up to you and say I
don't want to go to your special I'm tired, yes, And.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's would have been fine because I would I would
have been a little hurt and been like come on,
but ultimately yet I would respect that you you.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Don't want me to come here special? You hate me? Yes,
you think I'm a piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's what it was.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And I was like, don't put me into this. Don't
make me feel guilty about like.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
It's your fault. Yeah, I'm such a shitty.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
So we got into a really big fight, like right
on the waterfront.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Presence will destroy yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
It was not worth it.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah, honestly, everything can't be beautiful at the same time.
And I feel like that generation like loves gas lighting.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
It's how they like learn to live.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yes, it's it's it's a it's a way.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
To still feel comfortable in an uncomfortable moment.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, it really is about like, it's not about her
wanting to kind of evade some kind of blame. It's
like about her not wanting to acknowledge that her feelings matter.
It really is like just her being like me, being
tired is not enough to get out of something because
I don't, I can't.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That's not an excuse enough.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I'm not important enough to like, you know, value that,
so I have to make it about other things.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
This like reverse Jewish mom guilt. This is like, what
are you Protestant Catholic?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Uh, trickle down Catholic because.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
It's like Catholic guilt, because Jewish guilt would be like
the reverse where like you try to get your kid
to do something by being like, you don't want to
go to this, so I'm just a piece of that.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I would never do that, and.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
This is the reverse because I don't want to go
to this. I'm a piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yes, yes, my mom is the piece of ship. Yes,
yes it is.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
It is.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh, treat your mother like this, go ahead, why don't
you just throw your beautiful mother?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I never related to that the Jewish mother Seriah Catholic.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Is I'm shihead and you don't want me around?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hate me?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
My mom is Catholic, very Catholic, and she's the combination
of the two is at times she's always putting it
on me, So I'll let me know that, like she's
she's base level guilt guilty at all times, but then
puts everything on me. So I feel that guilt. But
then also she will be like oh that it's like
(16:24):
this could be the last time you ever see me.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh god will And then I'm like, oh cool, I'm
going to target just thinking about my mom. God no,
that's that's uh yeah to any mom's listening and my
mom in general.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This is it's not about you. I have the best mom.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It's like, I don't think there's a single mom who
gets out of being ridiculed and over analyzed and being
annoying to their kid. It's almost like makes you not
want to have kids, because you know, no matter what
you do, it's not good enough unless you have an
Italian son.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
They're going to hate.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You first stretches of time and resent you and say
shitty things on their podcast, even though you're the best.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Speaking of Italian son, Luigi, what's.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
His les name, it's as if it's like that that
the rap generator name or what like it's Italian generator.
Didn't who got their name from childish Gambino got his
name from that generator alone? Yeah yeah, yeah, this looks
(17:34):
like Okay, I know who he looks like now because
I read on Reddit someone finally nailed it. Because I
was like, he looks exactly like someone and it's Dave Franco.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's what he looks like.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, another Italian.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
He's very attractive.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, he's so handsome.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Do you think he's more attractive or less attractive now
that he's shot somebody?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh well, less, I'm just have you pictures of people
him with, like people at dinner and like him having friends.
I'm just dying to know what he was like socially leading.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Well, he's a valed victorian of his high school.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Yes, yeah, he's from a super wealthy family in towns
in Maryland.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, he's so well.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Really he I mean he's so cool. I think he's cool.
Like everything I've learned about Bob.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Went to toowsand sorry number one there.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
But there's an incredible thing where somebody found a tweet
of a guy being like it from the summer being like, hey,
I haven't heard from you in months, Like you promised
me that you would be in my wedding, Please answer
your phone, tweeted at him, tweeted at him.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Like his friend.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
And then there's just like now like thirteen thousand quote
retweets being like.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Dude was locked in.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
He was so locked in he shut out printer.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Being friends with this like this guy had friends.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, Well, what's most compelling to me about this is, well,
we have to go to break.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay, let's go to break and talk about Okay, back
to this shooter guy.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
What's most compelling to me about this is this, Uh,
he got a surgery on his back, and they're saying
that his personality changed after he got this surgery because
he's he was in chronic pain and then he got
this probably spinal fusion or something like that. And we
all know that back surgeries have a fifty percent chance
success failure rate, and there's a problem, thank you, we.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
All know that.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Now there is a there's a good It's like a
coin flip.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You don't know that.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah, I saw Andrew. He was like not being
like yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Lah yeah, the cervix.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
But I do believe that either he was driven mad
by this surgery because of his interactions with the health
insurance company. He also has two grandparents that died over
the last like four five years into the theory that
he had interactions with the health insurance company.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Then they died in twenty seventeen. I saw, Yeah, so
it's been it's.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Been long enough for him to go nuts. So those
that's a bullshit theory that, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
You can't use your grandparents' death or anything. Oh I
shot up at school because died from.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
You could do when your grandparents die is write in
my chemical romance out here that drummer died.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a favorite man.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
But I do think that's possible. He was in horrible pain,
and then he was dealing with the health insurance companies
and they wouldn't pay for surgery. He probably was in
financial trouble and that's why he targeted and read that book.
Definitely that deny uh delayed whatever supposed deposed defend the too.
That's my theory is that he this was a targeted
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attack because of a personal medical issue that was making
him go crazy.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And then Brian sent to Chris and I yesterday like
the Sarno book could have like all of this could
have been avoided, right, just read the book about healing
back page. You don't have to get a surgery. Let's
if the if the surgeries would radicalize him. That's absolutely
true that that book.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I'm sure he.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Probably addicted to the pills. I'm sure pain killers were, Yeah,
and then he tried alternative medicine and mushrooms.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
So many people are angry at insurance companies and are
super smart geniuses and are in chronic pain that don't
go this fall Like, yeah, it's gonna be. I wonder
what we're gonna find out. It just sucks that we
don't have information.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
They and they're not gonna it's gonna be like it's
gonna trickle out and then just stop.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And what about the picture of him?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Like I was reading on Reddit, people were like, when
have we ever seen a purp shot from inside the
cell where he's standing like he's asking his buddy to
take his Tinder picture, like full body shot on a
camera phone, like literally someone goes in the hit.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
He was like, I look at the stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I've never seen this even once in my life of
someone inside a jail cell standing upright, full body shot.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But that isn't a bug shot.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
It's like the best mugshot I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Like the mugshot is not up against the wall like
it it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
He has a well, he has a he's a political
murdyr in a way, and he's doing everything that you
would do if you were trying to start a movement.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Wait, what do you mean? What? What does he do?
He didn't ask for the picture. He doesn't get to determine.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
But the way that it's just like when Trump took
his mugshot. He knew that this was a moment that
he could use to fundraise. And this guy is using
this the.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Hotter he is face or anything. He just stood this
hot but he can't help it.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
He didn't even high herett.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Yeah, he's like, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
He was leaning against a tesla.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh the gun in a way.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Well, I don't think anyone should get murdered. I do
think this guy is like a JAG figure.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
He's a hero. This is like when Ben Laden got killed.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh, it's like saying that.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
I don't want to say that publicly. I don't think
anyone should get murdered. Podcast however, I don't think anyone
should get murdered. I don't think there should be a
murder spree. However, it's been incredible to see the unity
online between Democrats and Republicans, left and right, Fox News
and CNN.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
We haven't all collectively gotten together on something since the
slap like we were saying before THELAP was the last
time we all got together.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
But just you can only drive people so far. And
the fact of the matter is these corporations have given
people truly no doubt for the way that they've been treated.
Corporations are getting more more powerful and consumer rights are
getting lower and lower, and people are like, well, what
do we do? And the only answer is, well, I
guess I'll just kill you. Yeah, I guess I'll just
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literally I can't do anything to fix this health insurance process.
Nine for it's like, well, you know what, that's the
one thing that this guy just put on the table.
He's like, now this is an option. Are you going
to get better?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Now, well, someone was saying that, like, you know, they're
upping their security, and someone had tweeted snarkily for it
was like screenshotted that, oh, there could be another way
that these people could protect themselves by maybe offering more
healthcare to people, and it's like, well, that would cost money.
Security is a lot cheaper. Security for billionaires is not
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expensive for them. What a couple hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
A year of removing a million a year.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Yeah, a couple of million a year. That's a tax
right off.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, like either that or give people healthcare, which probably.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
People that that's the only that's the only thing that
maybe if there was another way to do without killing
some I could have tickled them.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, make them embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
No one should die.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
I'm just saying there's like healthcare CEOs and so many
people have been Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yeah, well I saw a thing where they denied thirty
two they're they're the most denial AI. Just yeah, this
CEO is responsible for implementing AI claims reps to their company,
and they denied the most out of any company. And
then they went in they discovered that ninety percent of
the AI claims were made falsely. Ye, were decided falsely.
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So people like they were wrong, they were wrong.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But what is there right and wrong? Like what is what?
What is there? It does? It seems to be arbitrary?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
What is That's how it feels.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I didn't even know there was a litmus to decide
if it's right or wrong.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I mean I would assume it's all wrong if things
aren't covered for a symptom of the thing.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yeah, I feel like if you're paying into something and
you you're paying us for this exact time to use it.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
They should approve it, and they don't.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
They did, they deny, they defend, they defund the police.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, it's it's I've been and then this plus the
jay Z thing, it's been a very exciting tree insane news.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
And I went to Aristora and Vancouver over the weekend
and I was before the show.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm walking like.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
On the floor, Uh, my mom and I are going
to get water in between Gracie and Taylor.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Maybe it was even before Gracie.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
And this girl comes at me and goes nicky and
she gets a picture and it's like I'm a fan
and she goes and oh, I'm a journalist and you know,
I work for NBC or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And I'm like oh.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
She was like, and did you hear jay Z accused
of raping a thirteen year old with Diddy? And I
was like what, And she's like, jay Z is we're
accused of raping a thirteen There's like so many thirteen
year old talent.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
There's so many thirteen year olds. And I go, who's
jay Z?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, no kidding, And that is exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
My mom goes who And I'm like Jay z Rape
thirteen because it's so loud Lady Gaga's playing the pre
music and and I go, no, my god. What she
was like, you're gonna see it on your phone? And
I opened my phone and it was nowhere to be found.
And I even wrote to Emily. I wrote to Chris.
I was like, did you see the breaking news? Because
I'm in a bubble right here. I can't get good service.
And I was like, Oh, this isn't gonna get as
much traction as this girl is claiming. But then, I mean,
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it did kind of blow up. But she was like,
I broke the news story. I was like, an hour ago,
I broke it, and her name is on all the things.
Forget her name now, sorry it's not off the top
of my had. But she's like, yeah, I gotta fly
out of here as soon as his conscience over to
go to New York to do a bunch of uh,
you know, interviews for it, and you know, but it
was it was wild to hear it from the horse's mouth,
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so to speak.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Are all the diddy rapes just gonna get swept under
the rug? Is this another Epstein two point zero where
it's just like we thought that this was going to
like blow open the world, and then.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Chris was saying Cosby's free like nothing. Ever, he is
one of the most prolific rapists of uh ever.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I mean yeah, he has almost as many rapes as albums.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I think it is hard when when there's so many,
when you get so many rapes, it's hard to like
pinpoint one, you got a pinpoint just one.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
But yeah, yeah, that's true. There's there's a sweet spot
number rap.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
But I will say those Cosby accusers are all so
famous now, like they got what they wanted. They were
like they really wanted fame and notoriety because it's it
makes you so instantly popular and like you can get
on the cover of Vogue. If you just say that
you've been raped by a comedian, it makes you like
a global sensation overnight.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
The cost accusers are hosting the Saco.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Something to tell you guys, jay Z rape me.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You know, Yeah, it's it instantly gets you.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
He's blind, now, isn't he.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, one eye is like fuddling out. There's one like
going bulging out.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
The other way is still in prison.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
R Kelly is yeah, that's right, we still have him
in prison.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
And did you see jay Z's apology, it's what it
fell penny apology, no apology that he didn't even say
he didn't do it, not at all in the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, think of Blue Ivy, no proof reading. I think
of my thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
He did voice to text on it.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Exclamation mark, exclamation marks, exclamation mark, too many exclamation marks.
It really like, you know, just joking about this the
serious issue. It was just like it gave old man
chexting into his phone, screaming into the ether, if it
gave face angry Facebook political posts.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Is he definitely also thinks he's completely untouchable, and like because.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
You literally the dude.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
The dude was a crack dealer who became a billionaire. Like,
in what way do you think he's he thinks he's
going to go down.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
You're married, and she won Grammys for writing an album
about you cheating, Like even your failures have turned into gold.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Let me ask a question. So I saw a picture
of Beyonce and jay Z that they used in this
article for them, and then Beyonce was wearing this They
were at like the beach or something, and Beyonce had
this makeup on where she had like green eyeliner underneath
her eyes. Huh, how come that's not a thing? More often?
I thought that looked really good.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Not over the don't know where this was going.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I think that's just a very specific makeup choice. That's
too assume me for regular.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Let me find the picture because it didn't look constantly
to me.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay, yeah, find the picture.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Find the picture.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
That That sounds cool though, and I think that the
reason is is because that would look insane on most people.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Anything it. Yeah, that's a good question though. Regarding all this,
I think the.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Most important part of this jay Z story.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, yeah, but I just know that was a tense
screening of Mufassi Less.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
That was a weird vibe in the room. It was
at a kid's movie.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
That you know I loved.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
I mean like they definitely had to have talked for
like three hours about whether or not he should go.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
He was like, I'm going, I'm going, Yeah, I love Billy.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I want to know. I want do is he timoon?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I want to know so badly, Like how that response
that he put out what came to be He's on
the toilet, feverishly talking, texting it to his phone. Sends
it does not run it by anyone in his I
would say millions and millions of dollars of PR, like
people that he's the team around him.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
A PR person didn't even see it until we see No.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Way, I read it so differently.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I read it like it's been prepared ready to go.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
No no, not like misspellings.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I mean, he's meant to say psychics, but he wrote
physics like there was misspellings. It not one red petty
made no sense to capitalize one red penny and like.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
It just it's such a you can tell.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
That's like when he was like holding his phone shaking
streaming one read.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
It was like gibs, but it didn't capitalize it.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
So then he had to go and he had to
hold it down and highlight it and then find the
thing on his phone that caps it and because you
know what doesn't do or he went all caps one read,
but either way he had to like.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Go in underline.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
It reminds me of when, like I have to remember
sometimes I said this to you one time that Eminem
must go to rhyme zone dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's just so cute.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
To see someone so bad ass like having to do
something like technical and like highlight it or like press
it down and go where on the Google doc does
it have the underline?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Is it up on edits or tools? And he had
to like ask blue Ivy for help on it. She's
like that's how she finds out. He's like, someone's gonna
tell her. It's like, no, Dad, I had to show
you where caps or something? And why by the way,
like we're talking about editing things, why can't you highlight
something and then make.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It all caps? You'd go back and retype it in
all caps? Yeah, why can't you in cap something?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
If you if you get some more of these independent
word processors you can take you do that?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Why are they holding that back from every single Like that's.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
The easiest for the billionaires to use, not us.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Is that the picture of Oh that is very cool?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Okay, So that's like a dusting of green eyeshadow, like
literally green eyeshadow on the under Like it's really cool.
I'll try it and show you why I shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
And they're just at the beach. It's not like this
as some kind of I.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Think that's an eye infection.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Oh well, yeah, it's also because Beyonce has an incredible face.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
You could do anything. Why are people wearing more diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Exactly on her head?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Like shee.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
He also did two albums with R Kelly, and he's
been friends with P Diddy for twenty I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Like that's the thing is like you can't not at
the very least, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
He must have seen something.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Absolutely, But my mom said, and what is Julie Lazer? No?
A lot, but she kept saying, I just keep getting
shivers down my spine because I because my mom's been
obsessed with this Diddy stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
So she's been watching tons of video and she's like.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
And I haven't seen it, but she said there's a
lot of footage of him at white parties where he's like,
get the cameras off me, Like really weird about cameras
at white parties, Like more than anyone.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Okay, I mean like he feels like the guiltyest bad
in America. Yeah, like he's guiltier than the United Healthcare shooter.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
But everyone split, Like Anya was like, this is the
exact statement I would write if I were innocent, and
I go, I have to say, literally everyone disagrees with you. Everyone,
This is the most like people it seems the opposite vibe,
but it's like teach their own feeling about it.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
I think though he took the Trump approach where you attack, attack,
attack right, and.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Trump is what innocent like, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
What it reads the biggest liar of all time. It
does work. It's all the time.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
The best to handle anything is to attack, yes, and
not apologize, even though that makes you the biggest piece
of shit in the entire world.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I will say that every time I have ever been
in a fight with someone and I take full responsibility
and I literally go, whatever you did was in a
response to the shitty thing I did, Like I really like,
you don't have to be sorry about anything.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I started this with all the shit.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It is never once not worked to mend a relationship,
to make you feel you both feel better about it.
And then that person who may or may not owe
you an apology, never doesn't give you the what you need.
Facts you may or it's not even I'm doing it
to manipulate them into giving me apologies, but they never
don't go, actually, you know what I could have been
(35:41):
better to It always leads to that it's always good
to just take full responsibility when you can.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Absolutely it softens the ground you're at even footing, and
then all of a sudden, all of that anger washes
away and you could actually just be real with each other.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Yes, yeah, if you have a pedophile and just apologize
this work personal relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Maybe if he gave her one red penny. Now that
I'm a father, I would never do that.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
I love Yeah, we love that father.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
They would never rape, Yeah, the son of a mother.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah, it's true. Like once they can become fathers of daughters,
they like, I get it.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Now, you shouldn't rape people.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, And for some reason that gives that does give
it some gravitas that even me, as a person who
knows it's bullshit, kind of goes, oh yeah, they they
would never do that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
But I wonder I was just thinking.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I think it was Whitney Cummings on her podcast was
talking about the white parties, how that's like the worst
color to wear at those freak offs, and that's how you.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Would know if you already raped someone, if they were
just staying.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
She's like, oh, maybe that's how they keep track of like,
oh that person's been raped already, know, it's all Yeah,
for come you just need yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Yeah, no but blood or okay, that's bad. Okay, Yeah,
so you.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Really want a tark party, that's like, that's saying too much.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
You're giving away the gates to be very.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Slippery with the baby oil. The baby oil. It's a
slipping slide.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
You know what I think they giveaway is the freak
off party.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
I love.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
I love the idea of a white party where there
it's transitioning to a freakoff and they're just waiting for
one Gail King to leave.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
They're all looking at their watch.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Like Oprah's gone.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
They all pretend to go to the valet to drive
around the Yes.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yes, because you know that the white party, like anyone
that went to a white party doesn't mean they were
involved in raping teenagers at all, but the freak offs
for sure. Like if you were, you were either yes,
watching or getting.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Yeah, Oprah was gone, like Connie Chung leg stayed.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, let him have some fun.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, I mean ops with Ga.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
That's why I say, just do it all, do all
the pedophile stuff before the party.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Get it out of the way. Then you can just
hang out with Gail and not have you know, do
it around, do it four pm, and.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
They can get a home for home homework. I feel
terrible about this. I want to apologize.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Let's talk more about shooting the CEO.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Let's get back to.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Everyone can agree on tonight. You're going to be on
Kimmel when this comes out?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh my god, is it already happening? It's tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
What is this an appearance? Just an appearance for promoting something?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
The Golden Globes?
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Wait on ABC?
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, they They.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Are so nice to me over there, Like Kimmel likes me.
He's always reached out and said nice things. And uh yeah,
it'll be my third time in a year being on
Amazing Months.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think, yeah, I think I'm gonna ask for advice.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I think, like, so, how these like late night appearances work,
is that you?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
They the producer.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I have a call with them actually right after this
to talk about what I'm going to talk about tomorrow.
They usually have like been combing through my Instagram, They've
been listening to podcasts. They do a bunch of research,
and then they have ideas of like, oh, I heard
you talk about this thing. Maybe we talk about this.
Jimmy asked you about this you went to the last aerostore,
you know. And then I also usually come with like
a bunch of ideas, but generally I think just celebrities
don't have any ideas, and then the person just presents it.
(39:32):
So because every time I talk to a producer, they're like.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You have so my god, you make my job so easy.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Yes, of course, like those late night shows, like the
comedians come prepared.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I don't know why they don't book comedians almost they want.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
To get they want to get bits in, they want
to they care about this. And then like if you
watch like just any celebrity, I'm not gonna name names,
but like most of the time, it's like, so I
just heard you. You just got back from Sweden. Yeah,
and then they just talk about being at a hotel.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Daughter likes singing, yeah, and then it's like cut to
the video of it.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
That no one cares.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Yeah, no, she just started and we're really proud of her.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, so cool. Oh and she loves Wicked, right, and
you took her to see Wicked?
Speaker 6 (40:12):
I mean you heard about that. It's an interesting question
because how many people ask.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
That, Well, I was okay, so can I pitch something?
Speaker 6 (40:21):
Hate when people do they always that's a really good question.
Don't you hate when people.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Do that's I always say, that's a really good question.
That allows me some time to think By saying it's
a really good question, it's a really good question, it's
just allow it buying you time to figure out what
the fuck you it means.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
That question makes me uncomfortable and I need a second, and.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
You're like complimenting yourself through it. Somehow I don't.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yeah, I have said it before because sometimes there are
good questions, yes, and it does make me feel good
when I have it said, but I would say fifty
percent of the time I say it to someone.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It's buying me time.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Uh So I was thinking of, well, I'm going to
talk about possibly talk about a show that Shawn and
I did together that we've on this show that was
like the worst show of my life because Chris Rock
also just had a headline where he walked out of
a billionaire's show.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
That he had to do.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, apparently he made a joke about putting Mexicans on
a plane or something and then he found saw someone
filming him and he didn't want a Tony Hinchcliffe moment,
so he walked off stage because someone was filming him,
and people are saying, oh, he walked off because he
got caught saying a racist joke. And it's not that
he was just doing a dumb joke. Yeah that's it's
a private event, but it was. It was a private
(41:29):
event for like Republicans. Essentially, he was like giving them
what they want, which is what you do when you
get hired by Republicans.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
You'd give them what they want before they bring in.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
The And this person filming wouldn't stop filming, and.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I guess someone was filming, and he walked off stage
like fuck this, I'm not doing this and walked through
the crowd and just left, which I wish I would
have done, except I would have walked into the ocean yet.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Right there.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
So yeah, Sean and I had this gig in Cabo
that was fucking terrible and one of the worst hours
of my entire higher life. And U and so I
might talk about that because I just think that people
love to hear about comedians having a shit gig, and
it's especially funny when it was literally a month ago and.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
A lot of people don't know about these types of
gigs that comedians do get hired by corporations to do
like like events for the.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Staff dance monkey dance.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah exactly, and then you get hired by these billionaires
just to make their parties seem more cool.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yes, And so I think I'm going to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
And then there was a moment at Eras where a
girl was in front of me standing up and I
pushed it on my story, but she was like had
her phone above her head, like put her hands all
the way up to get out of the you know,
to go above all the people doing it in front
of her. And she was five ten I think already.
And then her with her arms up it was like
six foot two, six foot seven foot three with the
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arms fan with arm what is that?
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
How much arm? Am I getting half feet feet above
my head?
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Oh no above your head? Maybe like two feet above
your head. You have a pretty long arm.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Okay, So she was, you know, seven and a half
feet tall in front of me forty percent of the
show before Taylor even got on stage, and she didn't
even know Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
She could do it for.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
A short amount of time.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Yeah, one song, this is.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
What I said, I want to kind of go through
like the etiquette of like going to a concert, and
because I think that could be like a fun clip
to pass around of like here's because I just think
based on what I've read from people going to Charlie
XCX and people going to Sabrina Carpenter and all these
like girly like people are just rude at concerts. They're
singing too loud, they're not appreciate it, they're not thinking
about other people around them. When you're okay, here's a
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big thing. When you're doing the moment where you're waving
your phone light to do the kind of seventy thing
where everyone used to take their lighters, you don't need.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
To put it.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I I this did not occur to me until way
later because I was going to Ara shows and during
Marjorie the song about her Grandma, everyone does that and
it looks really cool and you're really doing it for her.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
You're not really even doing it for yourself.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You're like doing it for Taylor so she can see
like this amazing mass of like people with their lights up.
You don't need to lift it. You could just put
it right in front of your face and not ruin
anyone's view and the light is still being shown. It
doesn't change that it's higher for her. Like you know,
you don't need to block anyone's view. Just put the
light right next to your head and sway back and forth.
And the same with capturing video. Like I understand that
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sometimes I do need to get up because someone in
front of me is up, and but only thirty seconds
at a time, no more than that. Yeah, and then
you go back down and you can't do it every
fucking stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
I agree with the with the electronics, but I have
the I had the opposite experience where I was at
the Billy Joel concert and Ali and I stood up
and we were dancing. That's different, and then someone threw
stuff at us almost immediately.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
But how were you dancing.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Than you are.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
You're not raising your lots to capture a video that
you're not going to fucking do any with. Then you
watching them capture is ship. Their phone screen is smudged
so it's blurry. They're not even doing the thing where
you tap it and then you lower the resolution or
lower the brightness so that she pops on stage.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Looks horrible.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
They don't have a YouTube account where they're feeding this
to the masses like this is just for them to
watch alone in bed later and wake up their boyfriend
because they don't have any detail.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Their friends that they went to the contra.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I guess, but like it's not even good footage. It's
like I have a right to do it, which I
don't do it. But if anyone has a right to
be making ruining other people's time, it's because I capture
good footage that is literally being fed to a Taylor
Swift fan account that I send her or all my
dropbox videos so she can make videos of it and
seminate it two hundreds of thousands of Swift tees who
are enjoying it. So I'm actually making content for the
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masses that looks good. I'm zooming in at the right times.
I memorize where she walks on stage, so I'm not
missing it. It's not herky jerky. I have it on
the right ten k resolution speed with sixty mesps or
whatever that Emily taught me. I'm not blurrily shaking the
camera holding it, not even looking at it.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
And just holding it up so I can capture that
I was there, Like.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
You can send it to your sister and be like, look,
at me.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
She won't even watch it because it's unwatchable. It doesn't
even look good. So everyone's time.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
It's not about how the quality of video. It's about
you going I'm better than you because I'm at.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
This selfie of yourself being there.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
That's all you need. Me don't need footage of it.
Everyone's look around you. Everyone's capturing this moment.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
There's literally every single moment that she was on stage
and eras, there's fourteen different angles of it captured really
well onto movie, YouTube and Instagram. But even if you
want your specific show, you know, like I always tell
people when there was going to shows, don't film everything,
like you can find this show on YouTube, shot better
from a better angle than where you were. Like, just relax,
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and usually I'm no one shooting it. Like I did.
Take it as my job to make good content, and
I couldn't do it because the fucking bitch in front
of me was shooting gup.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
I was filming what she's filming.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Maybe that bitch has her own tailor's sid account that
she's trying to build.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
But I understand, but she shouldn't because she was bad
at videography. She was horrible I was filming what she
was filming to prove that it was getting I became upset.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
I couldn't relaxing her.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
I was hoping someone will again because.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
I would love you.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yes, I have.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
And then I had my.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Mom take a video of me filming so I could
show it because I knew people are gonna be like, Nikki,
how can you complain about this girl? Now you're posting
video of Taylors, How did you get that? I'm like,
here's how I got it. You hold it right in
front of your face so that you're not blocking anything
that's not already blocked. And I would say to the
short girlies who wrote to me and said what am
I supposed to do? You can absolutely do the thing
where you raise your head hands above your head. You
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are short, so you're entitled to more space that you're
not getting from height. And also, but just don't do
it for longer than I would give you a minute.
But longer than thirty seconds for an already tall person
is just really disrespectful. And also, damn your fucking phone screen,
because it's not fun to watch Taylor Swift with an
arm and then also a really bright screen in your face. Also,
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people just pay attention to bright screens when you are
like on a plane. It is really hard to watch
a movie when there is a window open, when everyone
else has their window.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Shut, and we're trying to watch.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
You with your window open. Y so you can read
your book with natural light. I hope you get skin
cancer from the natural light coming through.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I really hate you. I think it's so people are
just it is there.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
We're living in a world where people do not care
about other people and like don't even consider other people's
experiences around them at all.
Speaker 7 (48:14):
Sharing space, Like it is completely just disintegrated.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Since twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I mean, they're getting it right in Tokyo and in
uh North or South Korea.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
North Korea, they're really getting it right. They don't even
have they don't even have windows.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Upbreak, Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Take a break and I'll come back.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
And this final thought, has it really been since twenty
twenty that this has gone to shit? Like Anya wrote
to me today, She's sitting in a diner and she said,
there is a woman who is on speakerphone with someone
on FaceTime, talking so loudly at this diner and everyone's
dining quietly around us, and the table next to them
are trying to get worke done and they can't.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
She was like, I can tell they're annoyed.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
I'm annoyed, and I go say something and she goes,
I can't, And I knew exactly what that meant. She
couldn't say something. I go, just do it, but she goes, Nikki,
I can't. I'm going to look a certain.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Way if I do.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
And I was like, oh, okay, that makes sense. Well now, yes,
we understand now why you can't.
Speaker 7 (49:14):
No, But I feel like after twenty twenty, when we
were all locked down like for a while, like being
away from everyone for like nine whole months, no one assimilated.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Well when things opened up.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Well it's a combination of that and also everyone was
being told what they can and can't do, which just
it woke up something inside us.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yes, the mask thing, the mad thing.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
You can't go outside, you can't go to a restaurant,
and for certain people that makes them go insane.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
It turns out I am such a sub like where
I'm like, I love when people tell me what I
get to get do.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
It like I can't imagine even like I would never
listen to anything on my phone at full volume. I
hardly ever do it when they're friends around who aren't
like really being working on something, and they're just they're
on their phones too, and it's something I even want
them to hear. Kind of like I wouldn't even do
it then, kind of I can't imagine like the psychopathy
(50:07):
of someone who would listen to something. And I know
this has been fully discussed online. We all are perplexed
at these people, but they are. There's so many people
that listen to things on their phone and talk on
speakerphone and talk on FaceTime and talk loudly on planes.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, I really think they should. Let's let's get Luigi
on it. And I hardly think these people it's such
an anti social behavior that they need to. Like yesterday,
Benedict Politici was on a plane and he tagged me
on it because he I started this thing of on
the plane someone talking loudly behind me. I just go
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and then like act like I'm listening to them, because
it's crazy that it happened so often on planes where
people just feel so important they have to talk really
loud because they it's always kind of like a saucy
subject for their like, And I told her I'm not
putting up with this anymore, and I've blocked his number.
Like it's always kind of like they think they're so
interesting that you should want it over here, which I've
been guilty of before because my stuff is actually interesting.
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Like I will say, I know what people are entertained by.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Sometimes you can do that for an Uber driver, like yes,
I get, let's have the juice, yea.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
If I'm going to talk anyway, But I'm not screaming
in a way that is like obnoxious in a place
where people my Uber drivers not trying to sleep right
now where everyone else on this plane, I don't.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Mind according like when you're waiting for the plane to
take off. I don't mind when people are on their
phones because that's like fun little thing to listen to.
But what you can't do it on the plane?
Speaker 2 (51:30):
You ever ever have your phone? Your volume on your phone?
Speaker 4 (51:33):
No, no, I'm talking about someone talking into a phone.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Even that is rude. The moment you're.
Speaker 7 (51:42):
You are, you are now a part of a group
and that and that.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Group does not ask this home for you. No no
asking people.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
I have no fun on a planet.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
I am zerio fun on a plane. He is, He's
a three for sure. I'm the same way. I'm a three.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Guess the three can I?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Can?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
I say?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
I had?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I had instant karma happened to me at the gym,
which is the exact same thing happened. So I go
to the gym and I have my headphones into my phone,
and a few days ago, I got a phone call
while I was at the gym listening to music, and
I answered it and I was like, Hey, I'm at
the gym, but like you can talk to me, and
I can talk like pretty quietly. And I looked around me.
I had like an hour long phone call. I looked
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around me. Everyone else has headphones in so I was like,
no one can even hear what I'm saying. So I
started I started testing it. I was like, you know,
I said, like as shit, and like no one even
looked at me. So I was like, oh, this is
something I can do. So then the next like yesterday,
I did the same thing.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
I think you're listening to the CARDI.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
I was at the gym or the diner, I got
a phone call from the same person and I was like, oh, yeah,
I can. I can just talk on the phone of
the gym now. And I saw there was a couple
of people who didn't have headphones in and then I
go and I go do sit ups on the you
know when you hang on the stit ups and you're
hanging upside down basically, Yeah, and my phone fell out
(53:04):
of my pocket and it broke my headphones, so I
couldn't do the phone call anymore. Oh my god, stint
karma And I was like, you know what, God, you're.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Right, You're right. I shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Yeah, I made a mistake.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
And headphone, I guess what.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Speakers on phones and they can pick microphones on phones
can pick up your normal voice. There's no almost never
a reason to yell unless you are on the stock
trading floor in nineteen ninety four. Yeah, like, there's no
there's no reason to ever scream on a phone ever.
But people can't help themselves. And Americans are just notoriously
(53:40):
very loud. And I realized that being in Canada. We
were in Vancouver and we were at this like, you know,
Vietnamese restaurant that was all Vietnamese people, and then like
me and my mom and then this table of Americans
that were this little woman was so fucking.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
Oh wow, and especially on vacation.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
And she wasn't saying sorry, so it was just like, yeah, oh,
what was it? Oh? I had an interaction that was
really bad with someone where I oh, oh, oh, I
can't tell it.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Fuck, I guess yeah, oh, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (54:09):
I mean to talk about that tall woman like you
kind of expect better from Canada.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Of like, oh, and this girl she had her boyfriend
with her who was like all over her, but she
was kind of like, ugh, So my mom and I
determined like one hundred percent he got her their Aristore
tickets and she's gonna break up with him right after
because he couldn't stop touching her. I am so disgusted
by couples that need to constantly rub each other's fucking
backs at a show to show you how much in
love they are. I'm again, thirty seconds at a time
(54:37):
is fine, not the whole goddamn show.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
We get it. You're so in the just stay home
and grope each other.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
I don't have to say that.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
I don't need to, and maybe I'm jealous, but I
don't think I am.
Speaker 6 (54:46):
It's just too.
Speaker 7 (54:47):
Much PDA, Like I was like grossed out by PDA
in my twenties, Like I truly, I truly do not
need to go to Alivia Rodrigo concert and see somebody
get fingered.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
Yeah else, Yeah, I mean that is why I'm there
to do it, not to watch it.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
Sometimes I hear someone like I'll just be walking in
a hotel thing someone laughs and the laugh is so
uproarious and loud. I get angry.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
There's nothing in the world or a sneeze that's loud.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Oh well, the sneeze, that's different. I think that the laughs.
I'm like, there's nothing in the world that's as funny
as you're laughing.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
That woman has a crush on someone nearby. And because women,
women do a thing. I mean I know that I
have done. Like when you are horny for someone, you'll
laugh really out and like throw your head back and
like it's like orgasmic. And so it's a way of
like signuring like this is what it looks like when
I'm coming, Like.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
Wow, that's interesting. So if I think about it that way,
it makes it a little better.
Speaker 6 (55:47):
Yeah, And you get angry when women come.
Speaker 7 (55:50):
And some people also have very annoying laughs I am
one of these people not loud, and it's I've ruined
many comics like album recording.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yeah, No, your laugh is great. I would, I would,
I would.
Speaker 4 (56:06):
Your current or change it?
Speaker 7 (56:07):
I know it's still there. I came out last night
and I heard myself do it. It sounds like I can't.
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
You can't do it artificial.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
No, it's not artificial, but it sounds fake.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
No, your laugh is great. I totally disagree. I but
I want to say one more thing. So remember when
I went to the concert in Indy with my mom
and there was a woman that like snuck into our
section and she kind of smelled bad and she was
just like taking up too much space.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And then I got her kicked out.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, and I told her to move and then she
moved in front of us, and I was like, I
forget what the interaction was, but she took a picture
of me.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Do you remember that girl? And then I go, bitch,
I took a picture of you.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Don't even don't even try to post that like I
got you too, Like we're both on I am. I
We're at Vancouver Eras and I go, mom, look who
it is? And fucking snuck in our row again, the
same gutter punk bitch, the same woman with her little
twitch like squirrel, with like Rabi's behavior, and she's by
herself and she says the fun she makes me so sick,
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and I.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
She's snuck in again.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
And then she didn't fit in our roast as she
moved to the one in front of us, and she's
just she's not even paying attention to the show. She's
just on her phone, just trying to get footage, and
like her energy makes me sick. I know I'm being
so mean because she's probably just like a struggling person,
but I don't think she just was the And I
was so wanting to sick a security guard on her,
but I was like, no, be a better person, just
let her enjoy her night. This girl literally probably doesn't
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have much living to live for. She's alone. She has
a shirt where she's put all the confetti she's collected
at Taylor Swift shows and stapled it on her shirt,
so it's just like dirty confetti all over this shirt.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
But I took another picture.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
Of her and she saw me too, and I just
goes like, mom, there she is in my Mom goes no,
and I go from Indianapolis. She goes, no remind me,
and I pulled up the other picture.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
I go, that's her second direct. But then also have
the money to buy these tickets.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
She was the she's my mortal enemy. I just I can't.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
Stand the show fish like fish.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
I mean, I'm the same thing, you know, like we're
doing the same thing.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
But she but she's I would never ever have a
seat in a section that I didn't like and then
try to weasel my way to the front by finding
like she was a weasel and she's by herself, and
she was trying to blend in, like these people are
just disgusting, like stay in your seat, I understand, Like
I just, I was really just I don't know why
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she because I I guess even when I have shows
and there's a couple of seats in the front row
that I see empty, I'm like, someone should come over
here and get them.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
So I'm a hypocrite, But she really bothered me.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
If she would have just done what she did at
Eras Vancouver, I would have liked her and been like, oh,
her shirt's cute and fun. But because of my indie
interaction and then seeing her again and like you made
it here too.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
You're beginning to understand how racists feel.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yeah, don't understand.
Speaker 6 (58:54):
Could you smell her again? No?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
No, And I didn't smell her the first time. My
mom said she was really bad.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
But man, I just it's not fair when you just
don't like the way someone moves. You're just like, this
isn't fair, Like that's not for.
Speaker 4 (59:08):
Like a boyfriend or something, or just like everything you do.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
And it's all based on like something from my past.
She reminded me of someone I can't.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
I try to be a benefit doubt, like, oh, they
don't do this that often, like someone on a plane
will get up right away, or they'll do something they'll
grab your chair when they stand up.
Speaker 6 (59:25):
Oh gosh, I lose my mind over.
Speaker 8 (59:26):
But then I'm like, oh, maybe they just don't fly
a lot. And I try to be empathetic, but it's
like how do you not know? Like how are you
just not a human being?
Speaker 3 (59:34):
You just don't understand how the Golden Rule didn't get
Like I remember learning about the Golden Rule and being like,
oh my god, that's such a great way to move
through life. Just picture only do things that you would
want like think it's it's it's almost a selfish way
to look at things, like should would I want to
be next to someone who's loudly listening on their phone. No,
so I'm not gonna do that, Like yeah, it's not
even like being nice to others. It's actually like I'm
(59:56):
putting out there what I want. Why didn't don't people
absorb it? Because I literally what I was going to
do to the woman if I did approach her about
her holding her phone because my internet, my pull on Instagram,
which I don't think most ninety two percent of people
said that they would have said something to her, I go,
do I say something or I do not say something.
I didn't say anything because she stopped doing it because
your arm hurts from doing that that long, and she
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kind of lost and I kind of knew she would
probably tire out by the time Taylor got like halfway through,
so it stopped.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
So I didn't need to say anything. But I would
have said something.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
What I was going to say is just show her
the picture of herself and say, would you like this
in front of you the entire show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
That's what I was going to That was my plan
of being like.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Hey do you mind Maybe At first I was going
to say, hey, do you mind like recording just a
little bit lower? And then if she gave me as tod,
I go, would you like this in front of you?
Because I could stand in front of you and do
it if you if you think that's an acceptable Wait,
I was gonna then start some shit, yeah, because that's
the truth. It's like, would you want this, then don't
do it?
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I think it might be because that there's now we're blending
our online personality, which is becoming half of our life,
with our in public personality, and it's becoming we're getting
less practice at interacting with people in the real world.
Right everything is online. I mean everything that's important is online. Yes,
everything that you do, even when you do stuff live,
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all that matters is what happens the next day on
the internet.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
I said the most awkward thing yesterday to the barista
that I'm friends with at the Starbucks down the street,
like we're buddies. Like I see him twice a day
every day, and I go.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Hey, David, good to see you again. I go, how's
it going.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
He's like it's crazy out there, Like he must have
had like a day or something. He's just but it
sounded like he was talking about the world. He's like,
you know, what's wild? And I go, I know, jay
Z raped a thirteen year old And I said it,
like not loudly enough for anyone to like be disturbed.
You could just tell that was like not what he was.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I thought he was kind of like god the news
cycle and he was like, yeah, it was just so
it was and thank god he's like a nice guy
who like knows my sense of humor because he knew
who I was.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
But like, it just didn't land right, and I was
obsessed with that at that moment. Like of course, to me,
it was just like a colloquial thing to say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Just disappoint us so much.
Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
He's stating that at Starbucks at on Sunset West, Sunset
is altaaloma, I think, and Sunset.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Is a is a real one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
That's it for us.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Yeah, thank you so much for listening. We'll be back
tomorrow with more show with the same group. I can't wait.
And we'll recording it tomorrow so you're not getting a
doubled up one and watching.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
On Timmel tonight and go'll be kissed Ye.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. I'm in Los Angeles. Joined
with me here, of course, is Brian Frangie Hello, Sean O'Connor,
and Andrew Collins.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, I don't remember. That's like an airline.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I had a bit for a while that whatever the
song save Tonight, Fight the Break of whenever that would
be playing, and like at a restaurant or you know,
bar or whatever, I just go like, what is this song?
And just see what people do around you when you
claim to have never heard of it. Wouldn't work as
well now because I'm sure gen z M like hasn't
(00:56):
heard that song before.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Nobody eighty years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That song, Like, no, there's no one that existed in
the adult world that wouldn't have recognized that song.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
There is something in your knowledge that hasn't gotten to
you that you just coincidentally have missed every single time.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, and someone eventually will go, you've never heard of that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And it's like, yeah, because it wasn't my fault. It's
not like I'm like trying not to. I just it
didn't get to me like I didn't know what a
SEPEP was.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I was twenty four a CPA.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I had no idea. It never just never got
to me.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It was no reason for you to need to knowice
you would have.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I would have loved for you to be there when
people found out that I had not known what a
CBA was.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's the machine you put on your face when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, the sepe machine.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I remember. I have A pivotal growth moment for me
was when I was I interned at UCB Chelsea in
like two thousand and four or five or something, and
I was the interns there just get treated like shit.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They make you literally clean like bloody tampons out of
the toilets, Oh my god. And in return you get
into classes like oh god, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Revisors always have a really heavy flow.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
But I remember I was sitting in the box office
and I said something like scientology I've never seen like
some ridiculous movie like Back to the Future, and they
ridiculed me for like the rest of the summer for
not having seen.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It's like I'm like ten years younger than everybody in here.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, that's the that's the I have a joke about it.
It's like, that's what old people do to young people
to make ourselves feel better about the fact that we're
not young, as we just make them feel bad about
things they weren't alive to experience.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like, yeah, there's a million movies that gen ZM hasn't
seen that I'm like, I want to go. You haven't
seen Clueless, you haven't seen what was shank Redems.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't even know if that was one of them,
but there was one recently where I was like, you
have to see it and she was like, okay, just
added to the list I get. And I'm like, no, no,
this one came out three years ago. This one like,
I can't recommend. But the others, I'm like, no, I
haven't seen Raiders of the Lost Arc, I haven't seen
Back to the Future. I haven't seen Star Wars. I
haven't seen Empire Starts Back. Like, I'm but I'm entitled too,
because I was too young and they look blurry and
(03:05):
old and now and it doesn't esthetically, it's not pleasing
to look at. Like I'm sorry, but black and white
things aren't. That's why you make your phone grayscale when
you want to look at it less because it's not
visually interesting. That's why, like like when you used to
do cameos in our apartment, you wouldn't turn on a light.
It would be like blurry, and I'd be like, you
gotta like make it look nice so people like looking
(03:28):
at it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Etraspect.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
You got to go full grit. You can't go half grid.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah, too glossy.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, that's like when you put on makeup as a girl.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You're like you're getting ready and you're like, I should put
on mascare and then you're like, well, if I'm doing masscare,
I should do an eyeliner. If I'm doing an eyeliner,
I should probably do a liplighter, and then you just
are full like drag queen makeup eventually, because it's either
all or nothing.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
But I do kind of love that current art being made,
like TV and movie movies all kind of looks so
shitty now, like everything is just like it's like you're
in the room with them where that's what they want
you to feel. And it used to be like come on,
like it's like a play happening in front of your eyes.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I like when things look real.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, you want it to all be reality too.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
If you watch anything on Netflix in the last five years,
they're all like perfectly shot. They're not it looks unless
it's Amelia Paris, it looks so it looks so fake.
Well any every I feel like everything on Netflix has
this particular aesthetic where it's meant to look perfect.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah, it looks, but it's like cheap. They're just using
like the best camera they could possibly do. But like
if you I don't want to be like I'm the
seventies movie guy, but like when you like watch that,
it's like everything is like a real house and like, yeah,
there's like so much care put into everything that's in
the back.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I see a clip of Jamie Lee Curtis looking young,
she's in a real house or share and like, I
don't watch old movies, but whenever you see clip of one,
it's like in a real set. It's not it's perfectly
aesthetically everything's curated. I just things should look sloppy. Yes,
I want sloppiness. Now looks too manufacturing, Like.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
It's a great thing.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
You mentioned Jamie Lee Curtis, Like, if you see like
an old clip of her, her hair, looks like no offense.
To Jamie Lee Curtis, it looks like shit. Ye, Like
it looks like there's no care put into it. But
it also gives like, oh my god, that's like a
real teenager who's going to be murdered, and I care more.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, I want things to look more real Spielbergian.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, I want to want to.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Does it cost more too to make it look less
like using film as opposed to digital.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh, it takes more time.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Film costs so much money, and then and then like
on top of that, it's like gonna it disintegrates over time,
so like there's no reason to do that when you
can just put everything is.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
So interesting that things like there's no way unless you
digitally enhance them and have people spend hours like getting
them back to looking good. Like there are things that
are shot that will never look the way they looked
when they aired.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, and you just think, no, it's on.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
TV, it's of course it will, but no, it's it's
literally gotten old.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Like everything else. Does everything goes Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
I mean people spend I mean Warner brother spends millions
of dollars like every three years to make friends look.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Good still Oh yeah, you're so right, because like if.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
You watch like Seinfeld on Netflix, it still kind of
looks like the nineties. But like Friends, they even hands
like yeah, it's like the colors pop, like they're spending
so much money to make this.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And you know, this has been going on for I
think over a decade or more. But like reruns of Friends,
everyone toasts like this. Everyone sounds like they're on healing
because they're speeding up so they can fit in more commercials.
So like literally Monica sounds like this, and Chandler like
it's like every it's it's all sped up by like
point two.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I would say, oh.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, no point two.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It is to fit in one more commercial. It's one
more you know, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and
they can sell.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, to just make it. We're just a commodity used
to sell toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And I'll tell you I love speeding things up. I
was watching Conclave over the weekend, which I love, but
I would have loved to speed that up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I can just insert here this just in your head.
Isabelle Roselna took longer to walk down this hall. Just
remember that it was intended to be longer.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
You're I miss that, Like things used to be quick
and like move and now everyone like I don't know
what happened like in the last ten years, but everyone
wants like to see people like parking.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
They're like, I like that.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I like this.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
You you like like the like going beep beep, like
the doors open like that, will it open.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Like Boardwalk Empire or something.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I want to see four people sitting at the table
talking real fast.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I want Yeah, I want the speed of a veep.
I want the speed of a just a Sorkin sweep.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Theory is that they need to justify people going to
the movie theaters by making the movies longer, so it's
like an event.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Right where you can just really tapp Like.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
That's another reason why comedies have gone extinct, because like,
are you really gonna drive to the movie theater and
park and buy a ticket for a seventy minute, eighty
minute movie?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But right, I'm like, I'm so touched when a movie's
ninety minutes. It's like, you love respect my time.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I don't get it, Like, why are we trying to
keep everything else so efficient? In our lives, but movies
are getting so much longer. It's a really weird paradox.
I feel like everything's like self checkout, Like everything's like
go go go, and especially the American way. It's just
like everything is catering to that except movies.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I think there's a well, no not. YouTube is also
being like this. The most popular videos on YouTube are.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Like four hours long, yes, where they're like here's the
history of fast Pass at Disney and it's like eight
hours long and it has like seventy million.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think this is a response to places like TikTok
shortening everything. People crave just like sitting down with something
for a long time and then want to read it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Right, Yeah, reading books is like so out. People don't
read anymore. It's really hard for me to do and
I keep trying to do it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's tough.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
What do you think about when Chris has a YouTube
TV and I don't watch TV, but I'll see when
he has sports on, Like it'll come on some themes
and it'll be like here's a moment of zen and
it'll just give you like some like you know, just
like grass waving in the wind for about twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Why would they do that.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
There has to be a monetary gain from that because
they don't care about us having a second to meditate.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Why would as ad that they didn't fill.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
There's no way they can't fill it with some bullshit
like why not sell make a sell an ad for
twenty dollars instead of that?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like why put that there?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
I think what happens is the ads that they are
running are like through Fox, like NBC or and people
like local ads will play there and YouTube won't do
like the local like.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
God YouTube, which is which uses Googles. This is this
is right in Alley's wheelhouse. This is what she does
for a living. Yeah, she points out stuff like that
all the time, and she's like why didn't they fill that?
Or then explains like there's just no.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Way they're doing it out of the kindness.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
You need to be a trick to keep you watching,
like oh you took a break.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
No, we gave you.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like if they, if.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
They've done studies that it maybe keeps people watching because
they're like YouTube cares about me.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Honestly, I feel like Google cynical enough to think that,
like going like we could trick people.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
To think Yeah, I mean they definitely have studied us,
if they could study us and learn that, if we
like there more, if we feel like they care about us,
which we do, like we all want companies to care
about us.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
None of them do.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's they wouldn't spend that much money if it's especially
if it's like Sunday Take.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
But if it benefited them, if it made if it
kept people watching more than filling it with ads to
generate a sense of it's like a palid corrus.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I like that as a theory, but I guarantee you
it's due to some contractual. We can't play an ad
here because we're running the Fox ads and we and
maybe three years will be able to do it after
the contract expired.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But there's no they would just not. No one's doing
anything out of kindness.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, no anything that well, at least corporation something. Your
mother might do something out of kindness.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But I got into a fight with her this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
We got into a huge fight.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We were in Vancouver for Aras tour and Mom, if
you're listening, I'm really sorry because I should have just
not just have left it. But like a thing that
irks me that I think everyone does. Is like she
was commenting on how beautiful Vancouver was and how it's
kind of like reminiscent of Seattle, and I go, have
you been to Seattle?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And she was like one time?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And I go, well, you could have gone twice because
I feel my special there, but you guys didn't go,
which obviously I'm still holding onto resentment of that. But
the reason they didn't go, and I remember was because
they had traveled too much that month, like they were
for fun and stuff. But I'm like, oh, so they
were just worn out from traveling.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
They were older, And are you talking about your stand
up special that's been nominated for a Critics Choice Award.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
An Emmy, uh Grammy, and a Golden Globe.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wait what so what is that is that? E got?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Gray Grammy, double Globe, double Critics Choice.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
So kicked.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah yet gek.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
I mean, I'm sorry to see a pattern that maybe
they shouldn't come.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, pressure, Like she she was like, well, yeah, well
we didn't go because we just we wanted you to
just have that weekend. We were always at things and
we just felt like we were just too much for you,
and like and I go, no, you did it, like
you're changing the narrative. It was because you guys had
traveled too much and you were tired.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I mean Gail came. I mean if he came, then.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's like you were You're I just don't like, we
love Elon. There's one good Elon.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
No, the reason they didn't come is because they were tired,
which is totally fine, and I like, and yes, I
can still give them ship about it. But it was
like because they had traveled for fun too much, they
couldn't come see their daughter taping future Emmy.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
They were too poop from having fun.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yes, but and then she goes, we just we She
made it about her being like, you know, virtuous, like
we wanted to step back and let you have.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We bother you too much on those things. And I go,
that's not.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That's not what the story was because I and she goes,
yes it was, and I go, I go, no, it's
because you're tried to do it could be both, and
I said it can be, but it wasn't. Because I go,
I've invited you to hundreds of tapings that you have
come to. Never once have you ever said when you
when you had the energy to go to something. Never
once had you said it's too much for us to
be there. You don't want to deal with us, So
why on that one didn't? Yeah, like it just bothers
(13:32):
me when people, not just my mom, even I do
it sometimes where you just you feel bad about something
because you did something selfishly. And by selfish, I don't
mean like it's a bad thing. You just did something
out of your own self preservation because they were tired,
and they have a right to be and to say
no to something. But then don't change the story that
like I go, Mom, you do this a lot. When
you don't want to go to a party. You'll go,
(13:54):
I don't want to go to this goddamn fucking party,
and she goes, and you know what, they don't need
us there. You know when we they they have too
many people going and we're and they don't have enough
food for us. They start making they have to make
excuses why it's.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
A moral justification for their behavior.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
But but it all comes from a place of like
not honoring what you want. Like you, I'm tired, that's
reason enough to want not want to go to something.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You should just come up to you and say I
don't want to go to your special I'm tired, yes, And.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's would have been fine because I would I would
have been a little hurt and been like come on,
but ultimately yet I would respect that you you.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Don't want me to come here special? You hate me? Yes,
you think I'm a piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's what it was.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And I was like, don't put me into this. Don't
make me feel guilty about like.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
It's your fault. Yeah, I'm such a shitty.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
So we got into a really big fight, like right
on the waterfront.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Presence will destroy yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
It was not worth it.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah, honestly, everything can't be beautiful at the same time.
And I feel like that generation like loves gas lighting.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
It's how they like learn to live.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yes, it's it's it's a it's a way.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
To still feel comfortable in an uncomfortable moment.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, it really is about like, it's not about her
wanting to kind of evade some kind of blame. It's
like about her not wanting to acknowledge that her feelings matter.
It really is like just her being like me, being
tired is not enough to get out of something because
I don't, I can't.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That's not an excuse enough.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I'm not important enough to like, you know, value that,
so I have to make it about other things.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
This like reverse Jewish mom guilt. This is like, what
are you Protestant Catholic?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Uh, trickle down Catholic because.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
It's like Catholic guilt, because Jewish guilt would be like
the reverse where like you try to get your kid
to do something by being like, you don't want to
go to this, so I'm just a piece of that.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I would never do that, and.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
This is the reverse because I don't want to go
to this. I'm a piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yes, yes, my mom is the piece of ship. Yes,
yes it is.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
It is.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh, treat your mother like this, go ahead, why don't
you just throw your beautiful mother?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I never related to that the Jewish mother Seriah Catholic.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Is I'm shihead and you don't want me around?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hate me?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
My mom is Catholic, very Catholic, and she's the combination
of the two is at times she's always putting it
on me, So I'll let me know that, like she's
she's base level guilt guilty at all times, but then
puts everything on me. So I feel that guilt. But
then also she will be like oh that it's like
(16:24):
this could be the last time you ever see me.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh god will And then I'm like, oh cool, I'm
going to target just thinking about my mom. God no,
that's that's uh yeah to any mom's listening and my
mom in general.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This is it's not about you. I have the best mom.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It's like, I don't think there's a single mom who
gets out of being ridiculed and over analyzed and being
annoying to their kid. It's almost like makes you not
want to have kids, because you know, no matter what
you do, it's not good enough unless you have an
Italian son.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
They're going to hate.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You first stretches of time and resent you and say
shitty things on their podcast, even though you're the best.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Speaking of Italian son, Luigi, what's.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
His les name, it's as if it's like that that
the rap generator name or what like it's Italian generator.
Didn't who got their name from childish Gambino got his
name from that generator alone? Yeah yeah, yeah, this looks
(17:34):
like Okay, I know who he looks like now because
I read on Reddit someone finally nailed it. Because I
was like, he looks exactly like someone and it's Dave Franco.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's what he looks like.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, another Italian.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
He's very attractive.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, he's so handsome.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Do you think he's more attractive or less attractive now
that he's shot somebody?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh well, less, I'm just have you pictures of people
him with, like people at dinner and like him having friends.
I'm just dying to know what he was like socially leading.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Well, he's a valed victorian of his high school.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Yes, yeah, he's from a super wealthy family in towns
in Maryland.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, he's so well.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Really he I mean he's so cool. I think he's cool.
Like everything I've learned about Bob.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Went to toowsand sorry number one there.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
But there's an incredible thing where somebody found a tweet
of a guy being like it from the summer being like, hey,
I haven't heard from you in months, Like you promised
me that you would be in my wedding, Please answer
your phone, tweeted at him, tweeted at him.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Like his friend.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
And then there's just like now like thirteen thousand quote
retweets being like.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Dude was locked in.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
He was so locked in he shut out printer.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Being friends with this like this guy had friends.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, Well, what's most compelling to me about this is, well,
we have to go to break.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay, let's go to break and talk about Okay, back
to this shooter guy.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
What's most compelling to me about this is this, Uh,
he got a surgery on his back, and they're saying
that his personality changed after he got this surgery because
he's he was in chronic pain and then he got
this probably spinal fusion or something like that. And we
all know that back surgeries have a fifty percent chance
success failure rate, and there's a problem, thank you, we.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
All know that.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Now there is a there's a good It's like a
coin flip.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You don't know that.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah, I saw Andrew. He was like not being
like yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Lah yeah, the cervix.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
But I do believe that either he was driven mad
by this surgery because of his interactions with the health
insurance company. He also has two grandparents that died over
the last like four five years into the theory that
he had interactions with the health insurance company.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Then they died in twenty seventeen. I saw, Yeah, so
it's been it's.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Been long enough for him to go nuts. So those
that's a bullshit theory that, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
You can't use your grandparents' death or anything. Oh I
shot up at school because died from.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
You could do when your grandparents die is write in
my chemical romance out here that drummer died.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a favorite man.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
But I do think that's possible. He was in horrible pain,
and then he was dealing with the health insurance companies
and they wouldn't pay for surgery. He probably was in
financial trouble and that's why he targeted and read that book.
Definitely that deny uh delayed whatever supposed deposed defend the too.
That's my theory is that he this was a targeted
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attack because of a personal medical issue that was making
him go crazy.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And then Brian sent to Chris and I yesterday like
the Sarno book could have like all of this could
have been avoided, right, just read the book about healing
back page. You don't have to get a surgery. Let's
if the if the surgeries would radicalize him. That's absolutely
true that that book.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I'm sure he.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Probably addicted to the pills. I'm sure pain killers were, Yeah,
and then he tried alternative medicine and mushrooms.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
So many people are angry at insurance companies and are
super smart geniuses and are in chronic pain that don't
go this fall Like, yeah, it's gonna be. I wonder
what we're gonna find out. It just sucks that we
don't have information.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
They and they're not gonna it's gonna be like it's
gonna trickle out and then just stop.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And what about the picture of him?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Like I was reading on Reddit, people were like, when
have we ever seen a purp shot from inside the
cell where he's standing like he's asking his buddy to
take his Tinder picture, like full body shot on a
camera phone, like literally someone goes in the hit.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
He was like, I look at the stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I've never seen this even once in my life of
someone inside a jail cell standing upright, full body shot.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But that isn't a bug shot.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
It's like the best mugshot I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Like the mugshot is not up against the wall like
it it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
He has a well, he has a he's a political
murdyr in a way, and he's doing everything that you
would do if you were trying to start a movement.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Wait, what do you mean? What? What does he do?
He didn't ask for the picture. He doesn't get to determine.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
But the way that it's just like when Trump took
his mugshot. He knew that this was a moment that
he could use to fundraise. And this guy is using
this the.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Hotter he is face or anything. He just stood this
hot but he can't help it.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
He didn't even high herett.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Yeah, he's like, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
He was leaning against a tesla.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh the gun in a way.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Well, I don't think anyone should get murdered. I do
think this guy is like a JAG figure.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
He's a hero. This is like when Ben Laden got killed.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh, it's like saying that.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
I don't want to say that publicly. I don't think
anyone should get murdered. Podcast however, I don't think anyone
should get murdered. I don't think there should be a
murder spree. However, it's been incredible to see the unity
online between Democrats and Republicans, left and right, Fox News
and CNN.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
We haven't all collectively gotten together on something since the
slap like we were saying before THELAP was the last
time we all got together.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
But just you can only drive people so far. And
the fact of the matter is these corporations have given
people truly no doubt for the way that they've been treated.
Corporations are getting more more powerful and consumer rights are
getting lower and lower, and people are like, well, what
do we do? And the only answer is, well, I
guess I'll just kill you. Yeah, I guess I'll just
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literally I can't do anything to fix this health insurance process.
Nine for it's like, well, you know what, that's the
one thing that this guy just put on the table.
He's like, now this is an option. Are you going
to get better?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Now, well, someone was saying that, like, you know, they're
upping their security, and someone had tweeted snarkily for it
was like screenshotted that, oh, there could be another way
that these people could protect themselves by maybe offering more
healthcare to people, and it's like, well, that would cost money.
Security is a lot cheaper. Security for billionaires is not
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expensive for them. What a couple hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
A year of removing a million a year.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Yeah, a couple of million a year. That's a tax
right off.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, like either that or give people healthcare, which probably.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
People that that's the only that's the only thing that
maybe if there was another way to do without killing
some I could have tickled them.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, make them embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
No one should die.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
I'm just saying there's like healthcare CEOs and so many
people have been Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yeah, well I saw a thing where they denied thirty
two they're they're the most denial AI. Just yeah, this
CEO is responsible for implementing AI claims reps to their company,
and they denied the most out of any company. And
then they went in they discovered that ninety percent of
the AI claims were made falsely. Ye, were decided falsely.
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So people like they were wrong, they were wrong.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But what is there right and wrong? Like what is what?
What is there? It does? It seems to be arbitrary?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
What is That's how it feels.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I didn't even know there was a litmus to decide
if it's right or wrong.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I mean I would assume it's all wrong if things
aren't covered for a symptom of the thing.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yeah, I feel like if you're paying into something and
you you're paying us for this exact time to use it.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
They should approve it, and they don't.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
They did, they deny, they defend, they defund the police.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, it's it's I've been and then this plus the
jay Z thing, it's been a very exciting tree insane news.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
And I went to Aristora and Vancouver over the weekend
and I was before the show.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm walking like.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
On the floor, Uh, my mom and I are going
to get water in between Gracie and Taylor.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Maybe it was even before Gracie.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
And this girl comes at me and goes nicky and
she gets a picture and it's like I'm a fan
and she goes and oh, I'm a journalist and you know,
I work for NBC or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And I'm like oh.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
She was like, and did you hear jay Z accused
of raping a thirteen year old with Diddy? And I
was like what, And she's like, jay Z is we're
accused of raping a thirteen There's like so many thirteen
year old talent.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
There's so many thirteen year olds. And I go, who's
jay Z?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, no kidding, And that is exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
My mom goes who And I'm like Jay z Rape
thirteen because it's so loud Lady Gaga's playing the pre
music and and I go, no, my god. What she
was like, you're gonna see it on your phone? And
I opened my phone and it was nowhere to be found.
And I even wrote to Emily. I wrote to Chris.
I was like, did you see the breaking news? Because
I'm in a bubble right here. I can't get good service.
And I was like, Oh, this isn't gonna get as
much traction as this girl is claiming. But then, I mean,
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it did kind of blow up. But she was like,
I broke the news story. I was like, an hour ago,
I broke it, and her name is on all the things.
Forget her name now, sorry it's not off the top
of my had. But she's like, yeah, I gotta fly
out of here as soon as his conscience over to
go to New York to do a bunch of uh,
you know, interviews for it, and you know, but it
was it was wild to hear it from the horse's mouth,
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so to speak.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Are all the diddy rapes just gonna get swept under
the rug? Is this another Epstein two point zero where
it's just like we thought that this was going to
like blow open the world, and then.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Chris was saying Cosby's free like nothing. Ever, he is
one of the most prolific rapists of uh ever.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I mean yeah, he has almost as many rapes as albums.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I think it is hard when when there's so many,
when you get so many rapes, it's hard to like
pinpoint one, you got a pinpoint just one.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
But yeah, yeah, that's true. There's there's a sweet spot
number rap.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
But I will say those Cosby accusers are all so
famous now, like they got what they wanted. They were
like they really wanted fame and notoriety because it's it
makes you so instantly popular and like you can get
on the cover of Vogue. If you just say that
you've been raped by a comedian, it makes you like
a global sensation overnight.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
The cost accusers are hosting the Saco.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Something to tell you guys, jay Z rape me.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You know, Yeah, it's it instantly gets you.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
He's blind, now, isn't he.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, one eye is like fuddling out. There's one like
going bulging out.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
The other way is still in prison.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
R Kelly is yeah, that's right, we still have him
in prison.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
And did you see jay Z's apology, it's what it
fell penny apology, no apology that he didn't even say
he didn't do it, not at all in the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, think of Blue Ivy, no proof reading. I think
of my thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
He did voice to text on it.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Exclamation mark, exclamation marks, exclamation mark, too many exclamation marks.
It really like, you know, just joking about this the
serious issue. It was just like it gave old man
chexting into his phone, screaming into the ether, if it
gave face angry Facebook political posts.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Is he definitely also thinks he's completely untouchable, and like because.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
You literally the dude.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
The dude was a crack dealer who became a billionaire. Like,
in what way do you think he's he thinks he's
going to go down.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
You're married, and she won Grammys for writing an album
about you cheating, Like even your failures have turned into gold.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Let me ask a question. So I saw a picture
of Beyonce and jay Z that they used in this
article for them, and then Beyonce was wearing this They
were at like the beach or something, and Beyonce had
this makeup on where she had like green eyeliner underneath
her eyes. Huh, how come that's not a thing? More often?
I thought that looked really good.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Not over the don't know where this was going.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I think that's just a very specific makeup choice. That's
too assume me for regular.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Let me find the picture because it didn't look constantly
to me.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay, yeah, find the picture.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Find the picture.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
That That sounds cool though, and I think that the
reason is is because that would look insane on most people.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Anything it. Yeah, that's a good question though. Regarding all this,
I think the.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Most important part of this jay Z story.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, yeah, but I just know that was a tense
screening of Mufassi Less.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
That was a weird vibe in the room. It was
at a kid's movie.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
That you know I loved.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
I mean like they definitely had to have talked for
like three hours about whether or not he should go.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
He was like, I'm going, I'm going, Yeah, I love Billy.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I want to know. I want do is he timoon?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I want to know so badly, Like how that response
that he put out what came to be He's on
the toilet, feverishly talking, texting it to his phone. Sends
it does not run it by anyone in his I
would say millions and millions of dollars of PR, like
people that he's the team around him.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
A PR person didn't even see it until we see No.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Way, I read it so differently.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I read it like it's been prepared ready to go.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
No no, not like misspellings.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I mean, he's meant to say psychics, but he wrote
physics like there was misspellings. It not one red petty
made no sense to capitalize one red penny and like.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
It just it's such a you can tell.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
That's like when he was like holding his phone shaking
streaming one read.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
It was like gibs, but it didn't capitalize it.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
So then he had to go and he had to
hold it down and highlight it and then find the
thing on his phone that caps it and because you
know what doesn't do or he went all caps one read,
but either way he had to like.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Go in underline.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
It reminds me of when, like I have to remember
sometimes I said this to you one time that Eminem
must go to rhyme zone dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's just so cute.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
To see someone so bad ass like having to do
something like technical and like highlight it or like press
it down and go where on the Google doc does
it have the underline?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Is it up on edits or tools? And he had
to like ask blue Ivy for help on it. She's
like that's how she finds out. He's like, someone's gonna
tell her. It's like, no, Dad, I had to show
you where caps or something? And why by the way,
like we're talking about editing things, why can't you highlight
something and then make.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It all caps? You'd go back and retype it in
all caps? Yeah, why can't you in cap something?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
If you if you get some more of these independent
word processors you can take you do that?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Why are they holding that back from every single Like that's.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
The easiest for the billionaires to use, not us.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Is that the picture of Oh that is very cool?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Okay, So that's like a dusting of green eyeshadow, like
literally green eyeshadow on the under Like it's really cool.
I'll try it and show you why I shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
And they're just at the beach. It's not like this
as some kind of I.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Think that's an eye infection.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Oh well, yeah, it's also because Beyonce has an incredible face.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
You could do anything. Why are people wearing more diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Exactly on her head?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Like shee.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
He also did two albums with R Kelly, and he's
been friends with P Diddy for twenty I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Like that's the thing is like you can't not at
the very least, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
He must have seen something.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Absolutely, But my mom said, and what is Julie Lazer? No?
A lot, but she kept saying, I just keep getting
shivers down my spine because I because my mom's been
obsessed with this Diddy stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
So she's been watching tons of video and she's like.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
And I haven't seen it, but she said there's a
lot of footage of him at white parties where he's like,
get the cameras off me, Like really weird about cameras
at white parties, Like more than anyone.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Okay, I mean like he feels like the guiltyest bad
in America. Yeah, like he's guiltier than the United Healthcare shooter.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
But everyone split, Like Anya was like, this is the
exact statement I would write if I were innocent, and
I go, I have to say, literally everyone disagrees with you. Everyone,
This is the most like people it seems the opposite vibe,
but it's like teach their own feeling about it.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
I think though he took the Trump approach where you attack, attack,
attack right, and.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Trump is what innocent like, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
What it reads the biggest liar of all time. It
does work. It's all the time.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
The best to handle anything is to attack, yes, and
not apologize, even though that makes you the biggest piece
of shit in the entire world.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I will say that every time I have ever been
in a fight with someone and I take full responsibility
and I literally go, whatever you did was in a
response to the shitty thing I did, Like I really like,
you don't have to be sorry about anything.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I started this with all the shit.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It is never once not worked to mend a relationship,
to make you feel you both feel better about it.
And then that person who may or may not owe
you an apology, never doesn't give you the what you need.
Facts you may or it's not even I'm doing it
to manipulate them into giving me apologies, but they never
don't go, actually, you know what I could have been
(35:41):
better to It always leads to that it's always good
to just take full responsibility when you can.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Absolutely it softens the ground you're at even footing, and
then all of a sudden, all of that anger washes
away and you could actually just be real with each other.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Yes, yeah, if you have a pedophile and just apologize
this work personal relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Maybe if he gave her one red penny. Now that
I'm a father, I would never do that.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
I love Yeah, we love that father.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
They would never rape, Yeah, the son of a mother.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah, it's true. Like once they can become fathers of daughters,
they like, I get it.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Now, you shouldn't rape people.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, And for some reason that gives that does give
it some gravitas that even me, as a person who
knows it's bullshit, kind of goes, oh yeah, they they
would never do that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
But I wonder I was just thinking.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I think it was Whitney Cummings on her podcast was
talking about the white parties, how that's like the worst
color to wear at those freak offs, and that's how you.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Would know if you already raped someone, if they were
just staying.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
She's like, oh, maybe that's how they keep track of like,
oh that person's been raped already, know, it's all Yeah,
for come you just need yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Yeah, no but blood or okay, that's bad. Okay, Yeah,
so you.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Really want a tark party, that's like, that's saying too much.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
You're giving away the gates to be very.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Slippery with the baby oil. The baby oil. It's a
slipping slide.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
You know what I think they giveaway is the freak
off party.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
I love.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
I love the idea of a white party where there
it's transitioning to a freakoff and they're just waiting for
one Gail King to leave.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
They're all looking at their watch.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Like Oprah's gone.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
They all pretend to go to the valet to drive
around the Yes.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yes, because you know that the white party, like anyone
that went to a white party doesn't mean they were
involved in raping teenagers at all, but the freak offs
for sure. Like if you were, you were either yes,
watching or getting.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Yeah, Oprah was gone, like Connie Chung leg stayed.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, let him have some fun.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, I mean ops with Ga.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
That's why I say, just do it all, do all
the pedophile stuff before the party.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Get it out of the way. Then you can just
hang out with Gail and not have you know, do
it around, do it four pm, and.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
They can get a home for home homework. I feel
terrible about this. I want to apologize.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Let's talk more about shooting the CEO.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Let's get back to.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Everyone can agree on tonight. You're going to be on
Kimmel when this comes out?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh my god, is it already happening? It's tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
What is this an appearance? Just an appearance for promoting something?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
The Golden Globes?
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Wait on ABC?
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, they They.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Are so nice to me over there, Like Kimmel likes me.
He's always reached out and said nice things. And uh yeah,
it'll be my third time in a year being on
Amazing Months.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think, yeah, I think I'm gonna ask for advice.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I think, like, so, how these like late night appearances work,
is that you?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
They the producer.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I have a call with them actually right after this
to talk about what I'm going to talk about tomorrow.
They usually have like been combing through my Instagram, They've
been listening to podcasts. They do a bunch of research,
and then they have ideas of like, oh, I heard
you talk about this thing. Maybe we talk about this.
Jimmy asked you about this you went to the last aerostore,
you know. And then I also usually come with like
a bunch of ideas, but generally I think just celebrities
don't have any ideas, and then the person just presents it.
(39:32):
So because every time I talk to a producer, they're like.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You have so my god, you make my job so easy.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Yes, of course, like those late night shows, like the
comedians come prepared.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I don't know why they don't book comedians almost they want.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
To get they want to get bits in, they want
to they care about this. And then like if you
watch like just any celebrity, I'm not gonna name names,
but like most of the time, it's like, so I
just heard you. You just got back from Sweden. Yeah,
and then they just talk about being at a hotel.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Daughter likes singing, yeah, and then it's like cut to
the video of it.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
That no one cares.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Yeah, no, she just started and we're really proud of her.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, so cool. Oh and she loves Wicked, right, and
you took her to see Wicked?
Speaker 6 (40:12):
I mean you heard about that. It's an interesting question
because how many people ask.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
That, Well, I was okay, so can I pitch something?
Speaker 6 (40:21):
Hate when people do they always that's a really good question.
Don't you hate when people.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Do that's I always say, that's a really good question.
That allows me some time to think By saying it's
a really good question, it's a really good question, it's
just allow it buying you time to figure out what
the fuck you it means.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
That question makes me uncomfortable and I need a second, and.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
You're like complimenting yourself through it. Somehow I don't.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yeah, I have said it before because sometimes there are
good questions, yes, and it does make me feel good
when I have it said, but I would say fifty
percent of the time I say it to someone.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It's buying me time.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Uh So I was thinking of, well, I'm going to
talk about possibly talk about a show that Shawn and
I did together that we've on this show that was
like the worst show of my life because Chris Rock
also just had a headline where he walked out of
a billionaire's show.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
That he had to do.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, apparently he made a joke about putting Mexicans on
a plane or something and then he found saw someone
filming him and he didn't want a Tony Hinchcliffe moment,
so he walked off stage because someone was filming him,
and people are saying, oh, he walked off because he
got caught saying a racist joke. And it's not that
he was just doing a dumb joke. Yeah that's it's
a private event, but it was. It was a private
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event for like Republicans. Essentially, he was like giving them
what they want, which is what you do when you
get hired by Republicans.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
You'd give them what they want before they bring in.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
The And this person filming wouldn't stop filming, and.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I guess someone was filming, and he walked off stage
like fuck this, I'm not doing this and walked through
the crowd and just left, which I wish I would
have done, except I would have walked into the ocean yet.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Right there.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
So yeah, Sean and I had this gig in Cabo
that was fucking terrible and one of the worst hours
of my entire higher life. And U and so I
might talk about that because I just think that people
love to hear about comedians having a shit gig, and
it's especially funny when it was literally a month ago and.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
A lot of people don't know about these types of
gigs that comedians do get hired by corporations to do
like like events for the.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Staff dance monkey dance.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah exactly, and then you get hired by these billionaires
just to make their parties seem more cool.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yes, And so I think I'm going to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
And then there was a moment at Eras where a
girl was in front of me standing up and I
pushed it on my story, but she was like had
her phone above her head, like put her hands all
the way up to get out of the you know,
to go above all the people doing it in front
of her. And she was five ten I think already.
And then her with her arms up it was like
six foot two, six foot seven foot three with the
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arms fan with arm what is that?
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
How much arm? Am I getting half feet feet above
my head?
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Oh no above your head? Maybe like two feet above
your head. You have a pretty long arm.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Okay, So she was, you know, seven and a half
feet tall in front of me forty percent of the
show before Taylor even got on stage, and she didn't
even know Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
She could do it for.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
A short amount of time.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Yeah, one song, this is.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
What I said, I want to kind of go through
like the etiquette of like going to a concert, and
because I think that could be like a fun clip
to pass around of like here's because I just think
based on what I've read from people going to Charlie
XCX and people going to Sabrina Carpenter and all these
like girly like people are just rude at concerts. They're
singing too loud, they're not appreciate it, they're not thinking
about other people around them. When you're okay, here's a
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big thing. When you're doing the moment where you're waving
your phone light to do the kind of seventy thing
where everyone used to take their lighters, you don't need.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
To put it.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I I this did not occur to me until way
later because I was going to Ara shows and during
Marjorie the song about her Grandma, everyone does that and
it looks really cool and you're really doing it for her.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
You're not really even doing it for yourself.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You're like doing it for Taylor so she can see
like this amazing mass of like people with their lights up.
You don't need to lift it. You could just put
it right in front of your face and not ruin
anyone's view and the light is still being shown. It
doesn't change that it's higher for her. Like you know,
you don't need to block anyone's view. Just put the
light right next to your head and sway back and forth.
And the same with capturing video. Like I understand that
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sometimes I do need to get up because someone in
front of me is up, and but only thirty seconds
at a time, no more than that. Yeah, and then
you go back down and you can't do it every
fucking stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
I agree with the with the electronics, but I have
the I had the opposite experience where I was at
the Billy Joel concert and Ali and I stood up
and we were dancing. That's different, and then someone threw
stuff at us almost immediately.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
But how were you dancing.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Than you are.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
You're not raising your lots to capture a video that
you're not going to fucking do any with. Then you
watching them capture is ship. Their phone screen is smudged
so it's blurry. They're not even doing the thing where
you tap it and then you lower the resolution or
lower the brightness so that she pops on stage.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Looks horrible.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
They don't have a YouTube account where they're feeding this
to the masses like this is just for them to
watch alone in bed later and wake up their boyfriend
because they don't have any detail.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Their friends that they went to the contra.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I guess, but like it's not even good footage. It's
like I have a right to do it, which I
don't do it. But if anyone has a right to
be making ruining other people's time, it's because I capture
good footage that is literally being fed to a Taylor
Swift fan account that I send her or all my
dropbox videos so she can make videos of it and
seminate it two hundreds of thousands of Swift tees who
are enjoying it. So I'm actually making content for the
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masses that looks good. I'm zooming in at the right times.
I memorize where she walks on stage, so I'm not
missing it. It's not herky jerky. I have it on
the right ten k resolution speed with sixty mesps or
whatever that Emily taught me. I'm not blurrily shaking the
camera holding it, not even looking at it.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
And just holding it up so I can capture that
I was there, Like.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
You can send it to your sister and be like, look,
at me.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
She won't even watch it because it's unwatchable. It doesn't
even look good. So everyone's time.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
It's not about how the quality of video. It's about
you going I'm better than you because I'm at.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
This selfie of yourself being there.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
That's all you need. Me don't need footage of it.
Everyone's look around you. Everyone's capturing this moment.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
There's literally every single moment that she was on stage
and eras, there's fourteen different angles of it captured really
well onto movie, YouTube and Instagram. But even if you
want your specific show, you know, like I always tell
people when there was going to shows, don't film everything,
like you can find this show on YouTube, shot better
from a better angle than where you were. Like, just relax,
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and usually I'm no one shooting it. Like I did.
Take it as my job to make good content, and
I couldn't do it because the fucking bitch in front
of me was shooting gup.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
I was filming what she's filming.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Maybe that bitch has her own tailor's sid account that
she's trying to build.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
But I understand, but she shouldn't because she was bad
at videography. She was horrible I was filming what she
was filming to prove that it was getting I became upset.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
I couldn't relaxing her.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
I was hoping someone will again because.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
I would love you.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yes, I have.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
And then I had my.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Mom take a video of me filming so I could
show it because I knew people are gonna be like, Nikki,
how can you complain about this girl? Now you're posting
video of Taylors, How did you get that? I'm like,
here's how I got it. You hold it right in
front of your face so that you're not blocking anything
that's not already blocked. And I would say to the
short girlies who wrote to me and said what am
I supposed to do? You can absolutely do the thing
where you raise your head hands above your head. You
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are short, so you're entitled to more space that you're
not getting from height. And also, but just don't do
it for longer than I would give you a minute.
But longer than thirty seconds for an already tall person
is just really disrespectful. And also, damn your fucking phone screen,
because it's not fun to watch Taylor Swift with an
arm and then also a really bright screen in your face. Also,
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people just pay attention to bright screens when you are
like on a plane. It is really hard to watch
a movie when there is a window open, when everyone
else has their window.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Shut, and we're trying to watch.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
You with your window open. Y so you can read
your book with natural light. I hope you get skin
cancer from the natural light coming through.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I really hate you. I think it's so people are
just it is there.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
We're living in a world where people do not care
about other people and like don't even consider other people's
experiences around them at all.
Speaker 7 (48:14):
Sharing space, Like it is completely just disintegrated.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Since twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I mean, they're getting it right in Tokyo and in
uh North or South Korea.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
North Korea, they're really getting it right. They don't even
have they don't even have windows.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Upbreak, Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Take a break and I'll come back.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
And this final thought, has it really been since twenty
twenty that this has gone to shit? Like Anya wrote
to me today, She's sitting in a diner and she said,
there is a woman who is on speakerphone with someone
on FaceTime, talking so loudly at this diner and everyone's
dining quietly around us, and the table next to them
are trying to get worke done and they can't.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
She was like, I can tell they're annoyed.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
I'm annoyed, and I go say something and she goes,
I can't, And I knew exactly what that meant. She
couldn't say something. I go, just do it, but she goes, Nikki,
I can't. I'm going to look a certain.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Way if I do.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
And I was like, oh, okay, that makes sense. Well now, yes,
we understand now why you can't.
Speaker 7 (49:14):
No, But I feel like after twenty twenty, when we
were all locked down like for a while, like being
away from everyone for like nine whole months, no one assimilated.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Well when things opened up.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Well it's a combination of that and also everyone was
being told what they can and can't do, which just
it woke up something inside us.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yes, the mask thing, the mad thing.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
You can't go outside, you can't go to a restaurant,
and for certain people that makes them go insane.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
It turns out I am such a sub like where
I'm like, I love when people tell me what I
get to get do.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
It like I can't imagine even like I would never
listen to anything on my phone at full volume. I
hardly ever do it when they're friends around who aren't
like really being working on something, and they're just they're
on their phones too, and it's something I even want
them to hear. Kind of like I wouldn't even do
it then, kind of I can't imagine like the psychopathy
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of someone who would listen to something. And I know
this has been fully discussed online. We all are perplexed
at these people, but they are. There's so many people
that listen to things on their phone and talk on
speakerphone and talk on FaceTime and talk loudly on planes.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, I really think they should. Let's let's get Luigi
on it. And I hardly think these people it's such
an anti social behavior that they need to. Like yesterday,
Benedict Politici was on a plane and he tagged me
on it because he I started this thing of on
the plane someone talking loudly behind me. I just go
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and then like act like I'm listening to them, because
it's crazy that it happened so often on planes where
people just feel so important they have to talk really
loud because they it's always kind of like a saucy
subject for their like, And I told her I'm not
putting up with this anymore, and I've blocked his number.
Like it's always kind of like they think they're so
interesting that you should want it over here, which I've
been guilty of before because my stuff is actually interesting.
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Like I will say, I know what people are entertained by.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Sometimes you can do that for an Uber driver, like yes,
I get, let's have the juice, yea.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
If I'm going to talk anyway, But I'm not screaming
in a way that is like obnoxious in a place
where people my Uber drivers not trying to sleep right
now where everyone else on this plane, I don't.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Mind according like when you're waiting for the plane to
take off. I don't mind when people are on their
phones because that's like fun little thing to listen to.
But what you can't do it on the plane?
Speaker 2 (51:30):
You ever ever have your phone? Your volume on your phone?
Speaker 4 (51:33):
No, no, I'm talking about someone talking into a phone.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Even that is rude. The moment you're.
Speaker 7 (51:42):
You are, you are now a part of a group
and that and that.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Group does not ask this home for you. No no
asking people.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
I have no fun on a planet.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
I am zerio fun on a plane. He is, He's
a three for sure. I'm the same way. I'm a three.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Guess the three can I?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Can?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
I say?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
I had?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I had instant karma happened to me at the gym,
which is the exact same thing happened. So I go
to the gym and I have my headphones into my phone,
and a few days ago, I got a phone call
while I was at the gym listening to music, and
I answered it and I was like, Hey, I'm at
the gym, but like you can talk to me, and
I can talk like pretty quietly. And I looked around me.
I had like an hour long phone call. I looked
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around me. Everyone else has headphones in so I was like,
no one can even hear what I'm saying. So I
started I started testing it. I was like, you know,
I said, like as shit, and like no one even
looked at me. So I was like, oh, this is
something I can do. So then the next like yesterday,
I did the same thing.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
I think you're listening to the CARDI.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
I was at the gym or the diner, I got
a phone call from the same person and I was like, oh, yeah,
I can. I can just talk on the phone of
the gym now. And I saw there was a couple
of people who didn't have headphones in and then I
go and I go do sit ups on the you
know when you hang on the stit ups and you're
hanging upside down basically, Yeah, and my phone fell out
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of my pocket and it broke my headphones, so I
couldn't do the phone call anymore. Oh my god, stint
karma And I was like, you know what, God, you're.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Right, You're right. I shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Yeah, I made a mistake.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
And headphone, I guess what.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Speakers on phones and they can pick microphones on phones
can pick up your normal voice. There's no almost never
a reason to yell unless you are on the stock
trading floor in nineteen ninety four. Yeah, like, there's no
there's no reason to ever scream on a phone ever.
But people can't help themselves. And Americans are just notoriously
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very loud. And I realized that being in Canada. We
were in Vancouver and we were at this like, you know,
Vietnamese restaurant that was all Vietnamese people, and then like
me and my mom and then this table of Americans
that were this little woman was so fucking.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
Oh wow, and especially on vacation.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
And she wasn't saying sorry, so it was just like, yeah, oh,
what was it? Oh? I had an interaction that was
really bad with someone where I oh, oh, oh, I
can't tell it.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Fuck, I guess yeah, oh, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (54:09):
I mean to talk about that tall woman like you
kind of expect better from Canada.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Of like, oh, and this girl she had her boyfriend
with her who was like all over her, but she
was kind of like, ugh, So my mom and I
determined like one hundred percent he got her their Aristore
tickets and she's gonna break up with him right after
because he couldn't stop touching her. I am so disgusted
by couples that need to constantly rub each other's fucking
backs at a show to show you how much in
love they are. I'm again, thirty seconds at a time
(54:37):
is fine, not the whole goddamn show.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
We get it. You're so in the just stay home
and grope each other.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
I don't have to say that.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
I don't need to, and maybe I'm jealous, but I
don't think I am.
Speaker 6 (54:46):
It's just too.
Speaker 7 (54:47):
Much PDA, Like I was like grossed out by PDA
in my twenties, Like I truly, I truly do not
need to go to Alivia Rodrigo concert and see somebody
get fingered.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
Yeah else, Yeah, I mean that is why I'm there
to do it, not to watch it.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
Sometimes I hear someone like I'll just be walking in
a hotel thing someone laughs and the laugh is so
uproarious and loud. I get angry.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
There's nothing in the world or a sneeze that's loud.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Oh well, the sneeze, that's different. I think that the laughs.
I'm like, there's nothing in the world that's as funny
as you're laughing.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
That woman has a crush on someone nearby. And because women,
women do a thing. I mean I know that I
have done. Like when you are horny for someone, you'll
laugh really out and like throw your head back and
like it's like orgasmic. And so it's a way of
like signuring like this is what it looks like when
I'm coming, Like.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
Wow, that's interesting. So if I think about it that way,
it makes it a little better.
Speaker 6 (55:47):
Yeah, And you get angry when women come.
Speaker 7 (55:50):
And some people also have very annoying laughs I am
one of these people not loud, and it's I've ruined
many comics like album recording.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yeah, No, your laugh is great. I would, I would,
I would.
Speaker 4 (56:06):
Your current or change it?
Speaker 7 (56:07):
I know it's still there. I came out last night
and I heard myself do it. It sounds like I can't.
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
You can't do it artificial.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
No, it's not artificial, but it sounds fake.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
No, your laugh is great. I totally disagree. I but
I want to say one more thing. So remember when
I went to the concert in Indy with my mom
and there was a woman that like snuck into our
section and she kind of smelled bad and she was
just like taking up too much space.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And then I got her kicked out.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, and I told her to move and then she
moved in front of us, and I was like, I
forget what the interaction was, but she took a picture
of me.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Do you remember that girl? And then I go, bitch,
I took a picture of you.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Don't even don't even try to post that like I
got you too, Like we're both on I am. I
We're at Vancouver Eras and I go, mom, look who
it is? And fucking snuck in our row again, the
same gutter punk bitch, the same woman with her little
twitch like squirrel, with like Rabi's behavior, and she's by
herself and she says the fun she makes me so sick,
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and I.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
She's snuck in again.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
And then she didn't fit in our roast as she
moved to the one in front of us, and she's
just she's not even paying attention to the show. She's
just on her phone, just trying to get footage, and
like her energy makes me sick. I know I'm being
so mean because she's probably just like a struggling person,
but I don't think she just was the And I
was so wanting to sick a security guard on her,
but I was like, no, be a better person, just
let her enjoy her night. This girl literally probably doesn't
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have much living to live for. She's alone. She has
a shirt where she's put all the confetti she's collected
at Taylor Swift shows and stapled it on her shirt,
so it's just like dirty confetti all over this shirt.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
But I took another picture.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
Of her and she saw me too, and I just
goes like, mom, there she is in my Mom goes no,
and I go from Indianapolis. She goes, no remind me,
and I pulled up the other picture.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
I go, that's her second direct. But then also have
the money to buy these tickets.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
She was the she's my mortal enemy. I just I can't.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
Stand the show fish like fish.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
I mean, I'm the same thing, you know, like we're
doing the same thing.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
But she but she's I would never ever have a
seat in a section that I didn't like and then
try to weasel my way to the front by finding
like she was a weasel and she's by herself, and
she was trying to blend in, like these people are
just disgusting, like stay in your seat, I understand, Like
I just, I was really just I don't know why
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she because I I guess even when I have shows
and there's a couple of seats in the front row
that I see empty, I'm like, someone should come over
here and get them.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
So I'm a hypocrite, But she really bothered me.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
If she would have just done what she did at
Eras Vancouver, I would have liked her and been like, oh,
her shirt's cute and fun. But because of my indie
interaction and then seeing her again and like you made
it here too.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
You're beginning to understand how racists feel.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yeah, don't understand.
Speaker 6 (58:54):
Could you smell her again? No?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
No, And I didn't smell her the first time. My
mom said she was really bad.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
But man, I just it's not fair when you just
don't like the way someone moves. You're just like, this
isn't fair, Like that's not for.
Speaker 4 (59:08):
Like a boyfriend or something, or just like everything you do.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
And it's all based on like something from my past.
She reminded me of someone I can't.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
I try to be a benefit doubt, like, oh, they
don't do this that often, like someone on a plane
will get up right away, or they'll do something they'll
grab your chair when they stand up.
Speaker 6 (59:25):
Oh gosh, I lose my mind over.
Speaker 8 (59:26):
But then I'm like, oh, maybe they just don't fly
a lot. And I try to be empathetic, but it's
like how do you not know? Like how are you
just not a human being?
Speaker 3 (59:34):
You just don't understand how the Golden Rule didn't get
Like I remember learning about the Golden Rule and being like,
oh my god, that's such a great way to move
through life. Just picture only do things that you would
want like think it's it's it's almost a selfish way
to look at things, like should would I want to
be next to someone who's loudly listening on their phone. No,
so I'm not gonna do that, Like yeah, it's not
even like being nice to others. It's actually like I'm
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putting out there what I want. Why didn't don't people
absorb it? Because I literally what I was going to
do to the woman if I did approach her about
her holding her phone because my internet, my pull on Instagram,
which I don't think most ninety two percent of people
said that they would have said something to her, I go,
do I say something or I do not say something.
I didn't say anything because she stopped doing it because
your arm hurts from doing that that long, and she
(01:00:16):
kind of lost and I kind of knew she would
probably tire out by the time Taylor got like halfway through,
so it stopped.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
So I didn't need to say anything. But I would
have said something.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
What I was going to say is just show her
the picture of herself and say, would you like this
in front of you the entire show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
That's what I was going to That was my plan
of being like.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Hey do you mind Maybe At first I was going
to say, hey, do you mind like recording just a
little bit lower? And then if she gave me as tod,
I go, would you like this in front of you?
Because I could stand in front of you and do
it if you if you think that's an acceptable Wait,
I was gonna then start some shit, yeah, because that's
the truth. It's like, would you want this, then don't
do it?
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I think it might be because that there's now we're blending
our online personality, which is becoming half of our life,
with our in public personality, and it's becoming we're getting
less practice at interacting with people in the real world.
Right everything is online. I mean everything that's important is online. Yes,
everything that you do, even when you do stuff live,
(01:01:11):
all that matters is what happens the next day on
the internet.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
I said the most awkward thing yesterday to the barista
that I'm friends with at the Starbucks down the street,
like we're buddies. Like I see him twice a day
every day, and I go.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Hey, David, good to see you again. I go, how's
it going.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
He's like it's crazy out there, Like he must have
had like a day or something. He's just but it
sounded like he was talking about the world. He's like,
you know, what's wild? And I go, I know, jay
Z raped a thirteen year old And I said it,
like not loudly enough for anyone to like be disturbed.
You could just tell that was like not what he was.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I thought he was kind of like god the news
cycle and he was like, yeah, it was just so
it was and thank god he's like a nice guy
who like knows my sense of humor because he knew
who I was.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
But like, it just didn't land right, and I was
obsessed with that at that moment. Like of course, to me,
it was just like a colloquial thing to say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Just disappoint us so much.
Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
He's stating that at Starbucks at on Sunset West, Sunset
is altaaloma, I think, and Sunset.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Is a is a real one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
That's it for us.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Yeah, thank you so much for listening. We'll be back
tomorrow with more show with the same group. I can't wait.
And we'll recording it tomorrow so you're not getting a
doubled up one and watching.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
On Timmel tonight and go'll be kissed Ye.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
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