November 27, 2024 • 14 mins
Paulie and Tony bring back their most popular segment, "Where Paulie & Tony Were Right," where they explain why they were 100% right about the Panthers BEATING the Chiefs, why Patrick Mahomes is a TERRIBLE role model, how the Dallas Cowboys can still make the NFL playoffs, why they still have SOME MAJOR CONCERNS about the Eagles, and what the FOOLISH Tommy DeVito critics don't understand.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, alright for your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's another one rated Paully and Tony Fool showy as always,
Paulie Fools gohere with Tony Fool's going.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Don't huge show today. Let's just we totally dunked on
all the haters.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, we can say we provide false and misleading information.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Addie.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh yeah, then how come every single thing we predicted
came through this?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Exactly? We're like sidekicks up in here, Yeah, exactly, look
at everything.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Eagles dominating Cowboys and Commanders sucking Tommy Devido, you know,
playing football.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And that's why today we're gonna bring.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Back one of our most popular segments, Tony, you haven't
done it in a while on the show, but we
get it ready for where Paully and Tony were right
before that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
One important show note.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know people that are coming up to us saying
the algorithm on the social media is against us. Yeah,
because the views for our social clips this week have.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Been lower than normally.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know, usually they're in the hundreds of millions. This
week exactly the tens of millions only. But see the problem, people,
it's it's these TikTok overlords. You know they're the ones
saying that this show contains this quote false and this
leading information.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
We already told you that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That is false.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Exactly. We just proved that was wrong. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And you know they also claim, these bozos, that the
show promotes bullying and harassment. Oh please, no idea, what
the hell these idiots are talking about me?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Neither.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I mean, sure, we violently throw people off the show
and maybe call them in names sometimes, and you'll threaten
them with some light bodily harm and you know, threaten
their families too. And yeah, we do give our producer
a little gentle ribbing at the end of.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The show, but that's just because he sucks at his job.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Oh, that is bullyingt harassment by definition. Why why are
you right now? Yeah, you're you're the one harassing us. Exactly,
you're harassing us. Here's a definition for you, dumb Now
shut up. Exactly, good one, Tony, Yeah exactly, You're done.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now be quiet. Let's just get out with.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Get into the show and all the stuff that we
got Bango right on the money.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So it's time for where Polly and Tony were right.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Where Paully and Tony were right, Okay, first out the gate.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know, we got to clear up something important. Don't wait, Toty.
You know we've told you all that the Chiefs we're
going to lose to the Panthers, and we will one
hundred right on the money as the Chiefs lost thirty
to twenty seven. Now you may be sitting there saying,
wait a second, I thought the Chiefs won that game
thirty to twenty seven. No, but that just proves that
you're an idiot, doesn't it, Tony.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
If you play the Panthers and don't win by at
least fourteen points, that counts as a loss. So right
now we have the chief record not at ten and one,
but nine and two. And while we're on the subject,
the command is lost to the Cowboys, so that counts
as a double loss. So they're not seven and five,
(03:12):
they're actually seven and six. And because they would have
lost to the Bears if not for that dumb guy
who deflected the Hail Mary pass, they're actually six and seven.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Just rock solid analysis, that, Dony. And yeah, here's another
thing we got right.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
If Pauli and Dony were right.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know what we said for years that Patrick Mahomes
is a terrible role model for children, absolutely taking credit
for all those Super Bowls that Andy Reid went from.
And also long curly Harry's got that makes him look
like a human Panteen commercial. Now we're proven right once
again because the NFL just find Mahomes fourteen thousand dollars
for pantomiming the use of a shotgun or ritle during
(03:54):
the Bills game. And Dony I gotta say this punishment.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Is far too soft, isn't it? How is this not
considered attempted murder? You know, when you point a gun
at someone real or imaginary, you're basically saying I intend
to kill you.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Think about it.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
If Patrick Mahomes did that at a bank, he'd be
in jail right now. In fact, the Chiefs pay him
so much money. Arrowhead Stadium is basically a bank, so
the same law should apply there. Personally, I think Patrick
Mahomes needs to be arrested for attempted robbery, bank theft,
hostage taking, and attempted assault with a deadly weapon.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Some very serious charges that Dony will be keeping an
eye on this developing legal situation.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But until then, moving to another thing, we got Bango
right on the money.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Where Pauli and Tony were right.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You know, we predicted that the Cowboys would upset the Commanders.
And yeah, while we didn't do it on the show,
you know we did it on phone calls and message
poards on Bernard account, you know, not exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Still on counts now, a lot of people are.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Saying that we said, I guess we said the Cowboys
are out of playoff contention.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We never said that, did We don't remember saying that.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
In fact, there's a very clear road for the Cowboys
to make the playoffs. All that has to happen is
they win out the rest of their games, which they
can do if teams start resting their starters, and then
you know, the Commanders would need to lose all their
remaining games, which is probably gonna happen, and then the
Eagles and Lions team planes need to collide mid air
(05:31):
and then crash into Lambeau Field during the Packers Vikings game,
instantly killing everyone. So, as you can see, the Cowboys
are still very much alive in the playoff race.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
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It's a full Stoe Show video game hoodie. Now people
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Well look, if you want to get that any other
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It's the best way to show them that you love them,
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And that's what matters.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
More exactly, Tony. That is what the holiday season is
all about. All right, let's not keep rolling with us
segment here play that sounder.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Where Pauli and Tony were.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right back into this. You know, we've been telling
you for years now.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You're probably sick of hearing it from us that Saquon
Barkley is gonna be MVP of the league. And we
were totally bango right about that, where we.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't totally even when he was on the.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Giants, we used to say, watch, this guy's gonna struggle
for years with injuries, and then he's gonna switch teams
and then out of no way, he's gonna have the
greatest single season of all time.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And sure enough, that's what happened. Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
And you know, now that we've seen how willing the
Giants were to get rid of Saquon their best player,
you know, we're wondering if any other teams want to
just give us their stars.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, you know, based on my analysis, don't be surprised
in the offseason if the Eagles trade a sixth round
pick to the forty nine Ers for Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's totally on the table. Now, totally on the table.
That sounded another thing we got right now where Pauley
and Tony were right.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know, for months, a bunch of idiots out there.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They've been saying Nick sie every needs to be fired,
he's a garbage coach.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We said, no, all this guy clearly needs to do
is shave his head. We said that.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Look, now, as predicted, Nick Siriani is now seven and
zero with a shaved head. But Dony, that being said,
we do have some concerns here, don't we.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
We do after carefully analyzing his hair length, we are
worried it's getting too a concerning length where there's potentially
too much hair. We need to get that head shaved again.
Not like we're talking transporter guy bald bald, but more
you know, shinead o'canna bald. You know where there's still
a little stubble on top that way you see the shave.
(08:40):
So we're calling on the Eagles team Baba, to set
those clippers at about one eighth of an inch so
we can guarantee victory against the Ravens on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Terrific follicle analysis that Donian died.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Here's another thing.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Where Pauli and Doni were right.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right, you know, mo Run's out there they're saying
we're wrong because you know, Tommy DeVito lost for the
Giants against the box. When you know, last week we
showed you that statistically speaking, Tommy DeVito is a better
QB than Dan Marino and you know, clearly the future
of the Giants organization. But donty people, you know they
were misconstruing our words, taking out of context. Worth they
(09:20):
when we said Tommy DeVito is the future of the Giants,
we meant in the future. People don't understand how time works.
Now is not the future? Now is now?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Do you see flying cars outside of robots flipping burgers
at McDonald's. No, because we're clearly not in the future.
People need to give Tommy DeVito more time to.
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All right, alright for your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's another one rated Paully and Tony Fool showy as always,
Paulie Fools gohere with Tony Fool's going.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Don't huge show today. Let's just we totally dunked on
all the haters.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, we can say we provide false and misleading information.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Addie.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh yeah, then how come every single thing we predicted
came through this?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Exactly? We're like sidekicks up in here, Yeah, exactly, look
at everything.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Eagles dominating Cowboys and Commanders sucking Tommy Devido, you know,
playing football.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And that's why today we're gonna bring.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Back one of our most popular segments, Tony, you haven't
done it in a while on the show, but we
get it ready for where Paully and Tony were right
before that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
One important show note.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know people that are coming up to us saying
the algorithm on the social media is against us. Yeah,
because the views for our social clips this week have.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Been lower than normally.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know, usually they're in the hundreds of millions. This
week exactly the tens of millions only. But see the problem, people,
it's it's these TikTok overlords. You know they're the ones
saying that this show contains this quote false and this
leading information.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
We already told you that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That is false.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Exactly. We just proved that was wrong. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And you know they also claim, these bozos, that the
show promotes bullying and harassment. Oh please, no idea, what
the hell these idiots are talking about me?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Neither.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I mean, sure, we violently throw people off the show
and maybe call them in names sometimes, and you'll threaten
them with some light bodily harm and you know, threaten
their families too. And yeah, we do give our producer
a little gentle ribbing at the end of.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The show, but that's just because he sucks at his job.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Oh, that is bullyingt harassment by definition. Why why are
you right now? Yeah, you're you're the one harassing us. Exactly,
you're harassing us. Here's a definition for you, dumb Now
shut up. Exactly, good one, Tony, Yeah exactly, You're done.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now be quiet. Let's just get out with.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Get into the show and all the stuff that we
got Bango right on the money.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So it's time for where Polly and Tony were right.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Where Paully and Tony were right, Okay, first out the gate.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know, we got to clear up something important. Don't wait, Toty.
You know we've told you all that the Chiefs we're
going to lose to the Panthers, and we will one
hundred right on the money as the Chiefs lost thirty
to twenty seven. Now you may be sitting there saying,
wait a second, I thought the Chiefs won that game
thirty to twenty seven. No, but that just proves that
you're an idiot, doesn't it, Tony.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
If you play the Panthers and don't win by at
least fourteen points, that counts as a loss. So right
now we have the chief record not at ten and one,
but nine and two. And while we're on the subject,
the command is lost to the Cowboys, so that counts
as a double loss. So they're not seven and five,
(03:12):
they're actually seven and six. And because they would have
lost to the Bears if not for that dumb guy
who deflected the Hail Mary pass, they're actually six and seven.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Just rock solid analysis, that, Dony. And yeah, here's another
thing we got right.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
If Pauli and Dony were right.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know what we said for years that Patrick Mahomes
is a terrible role model for children, absolutely taking credit
for all those Super Bowls that Andy Reid went from.
And also long curly Harry's got that makes him look
like a human Panteen commercial. Now we're proven right once
again because the NFL just find Mahomes fourteen thousand dollars
for pantomiming the use of a shotgun or ritle during
(03:54):
the Bills game. And Dony I gotta say this punishment.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Is far too soft, isn't it? How is this not
considered attempted murder? You know, when you point a gun
at someone real or imaginary, you're basically saying I intend
to kill you.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Think about it.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
If Patrick Mahomes did that at a bank, he'd be
in jail right now. In fact, the Chiefs pay him
so much money. Arrowhead Stadium is basically a bank, so
the same law should apply there. Personally, I think Patrick
Mahomes needs to be arrested for attempted robbery, bank theft,
hostage taking, and attempted assault with a deadly weapon.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Some very serious charges that Dony will be keeping an
eye on this developing legal situation.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But until then, moving to another thing, we got Bango
right on the money.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Where Pauli and Tony were right.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You know, we predicted that the Cowboys would upset the Commanders.
And yeah, while we didn't do it on the show,
you know we did it on phone calls and message
poards on Bernard account, you know, not exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Still on counts now, a lot of people are.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Saying that we said, I guess we said the Cowboys
are out of playoff contention.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We never said that, did We don't remember saying that.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
In fact, there's a very clear road for the Cowboys
to make the playoffs. All that has to happen is
they win out the rest of their games, which they
can do if teams start resting their starters, and then
you know, the Commanders would need to lose all their
remaining games, which is probably gonna happen, and then the
Eagles and Lions team planes need to collide mid air
(05:31):
and then crash into Lambeau Field during the Packers Vikings game,
instantly killing everyone. So, as you can see, the Cowboys
are still very much alive in the playoff race.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Just terrific situational predictive analysis that Dody. And by the way,
if you're there watching this or listening, however, you're doing this,
want to show that you have expert analysis in merchandise. Well, here,
get a load of this just in time for Christmas.
I mean it's been in the merchoft for Yeah, so
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(06:03):
got one of these hoodies?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Look at that?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's a full Stoe Show video game hoodie. Now people
say that they claim that this violates intellectual property for
a video game. Total, do you see any resemblance there
to anything?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, not at all. I don't even know what that's
supposed to be from. That's just ours. It looks totally original.
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Well look, if you want to get that any other
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Can get thirty percent off everything on Friday, November twenty nine.
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Yeah, and buy our merch for your family for Christmas.
It's the best way to show them that you love them,
but more so to show that you love us and
want to give us more money.
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And that's what matters.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
More exactly, Tony. That is what the holiday season is
all about. All right, let's not keep rolling with us
segment here play that sounder.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Where Pauli and Tony were.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right back into this. You know, we've been telling
you for years now.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You're probably sick of hearing it from us that Saquon
Barkley is gonna be MVP of the league. And we
were totally bango right about that, where we.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't totally even when he was on the.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Giants, we used to say, watch, this guy's gonna struggle
for years with injuries, and then he's gonna switch teams
and then out of no way, he's gonna have the
greatest single season of all time.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And sure enough, that's what happened. Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
And you know, now that we've seen how willing the
Giants were to get rid of Saquon their best player,
you know, we're wondering if any other teams want to
just give us their stars.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, you know, based on my analysis, don't be surprised
in the offseason if the Eagles trade a sixth round
pick to the forty nine Ers for Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's totally on the table. Now, totally on the table.
That sounded another thing we got right now where Pauley
and Tony were right.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know, for months, a bunch of idiots out there.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They've been saying Nick sie every needs to be fired,
he's a garbage coach.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We said, no, all this guy clearly needs to do
is shave his head. We said that.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Look, now, as predicted, Nick Siriani is now seven and
zero with a shaved head. But Dony, that being said,
we do have some concerns here, don't we.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
We do after carefully analyzing his hair length, we are
worried it's getting too a concerning length where there's potentially
too much hair. We need to get that head shaved again.
Not like we're talking transporter guy bald bald, but more
you know, shinead o'canna bald. You know where there's still
a little stubble on top that way you see the shave.
(08:40):
So we're calling on the Eagles team Baba, to set
those clippers at about one eighth of an inch so
we can guarantee victory against the Ravens on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Terrific follicle analysis that Donian died.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Here's another thing.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Where Pauli and Doni were right.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right, you know, mo Run's out there they're saying
we're wrong because you know, Tommy DeVito lost for the
Giants against the box. When you know, last week we
showed you that statistically speaking, Tommy DeVito is a better
QB than Dan Marino and you know, clearly the future
of the Giants organization. But donty people, you know they
were misconstruing our words, taking out of context. Worth they
(09:20):
when we said Tommy DeVito is the future of the Giants,
we meant in the future. People don't understand how time works.
Now is not the future? Now is now?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Do you see flying cars outside of robots flipping burgers
at McDonald's. No, because we're clearly not in the future.
People need to give Tommy DeVito more time to.
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Let's get that out of the way.
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A wow?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Hold on, hold on, I know where you're going with this.
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Unbelievable.
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Shut your mouth anyway before I was so rudely interrupted.
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the world. He always enjoys two helpings every year. And
then he takes her upstairs and bangs.
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Just a beautiful holiday story that Dody and you know,
normally at this dime we go through it ent dating
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You kidding me? Someone i'd like to see? Gotcha a
terminal disease? Yeah? J what do you want? Fans?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Why hurry up, Tony? I just want to test something. Okay,
what's the word for someone who predicted the future?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
A sidekick? Duh yeah, duh.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
No, it's not sidekick, it's psychic.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh yeah, well here's a prediction for your future dead.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, after the show, I'm going to psychkick you in
the balls.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Oh wait, that go Also, I can't believe I have
to say this, but the other week you said the
movie where Bill Murray lives the same day over and
over again. It's called Scrooge.
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Yeah, that's the plot. Christmas Day, over and over.
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Bro.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah, not Christmas, It's Groundhog Day. Literally everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh yeah, well, you know what I can't wait to
repeat over and over a stabbing motion into your chest.
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You want to know something I do over and over
your mom?
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