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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, and your life from Philly. It's
NFL reaction show as always, Polly Fools go here with
Dony Fool's.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Go ahead, Donny, your pure reaction show.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
If you can hear it outside, it's just absolute mayhem
right now here in Philly. In fact, I can smell
all the fires burning for right here here, the beautiful
sounds of police sirens just everywhere, people screaming hopefully for joy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
But we do want to make a public message. We
have to do this. Please be courteous to your city
out there.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And remember remember the law people, every person can only
burn one car maximum.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, don't go getting carried away.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Of course, just a huge win for the Eagles and
also for us because you know, we're the reason that
when Hippoles was there in the first place, you know,
and total game changer. And just by the way, bipoll,
you know, we hit people saying, oh, we got a
prediction for the game wrong because we said the Eagles
were gonna win twenty eight zero. Come on, that was
because our editor made a mistake in the editing.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That was just our prediction for the first half. First hands,
you saw the rest. We said twenty seven points in
the second Yeah, it was right. Yeah, don't worry. He'll
be severely beaten, if not murdered for.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The least you said it would be twenty eight zero,
not just in the first half.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh well, I can't wait to see the first half
of your body inside my wood chipper.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Shut up, yeah, shut your look. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
We're gonna get everything that happened does Sunday. Remember you
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Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let's go, all right, it's time right now.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They get into our AFC NFC Championship reactions, NFC reaction.
There he goes just destroyed the command as fifty five
twenty three, you're heading to their second Super Bowl in
three is just so much thrown back yet, Donny. You know,
let's start with what went wrong for the command as
(02:14):
everything a total lack of discipline on defense, including that
one sequence near the goal line where they showed as
much restraint as Robert Blake next to a pistol.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hey, what's your takeaway here?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What the commands didn't seem to know is that there's
actually an invisible line in front of the football called
the line of scrimmage, and you see in the rules
it specifically says you're not allowed to cross that line
until the football's hiked.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Now, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It's confusing because, as I said, that line is invisible.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
But I do have a great solution.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You know, my neighbors have what's called an invisible fence
for their dogs, and every time their dogs go over
the invisible line, which is basically the doggy line of scrimmage,
they get a very mild shock. So I suggest next
year the Commanders should try using these shock collars on
their defense. And you know, Dan Quinn can give them
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a little when they cross the line, and if they
do that thing where they keep jumping over and diving over,
you just increase the voltage boom problem solved.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Terrific football and also electrical analysis. That doty and you know,
that whole sequence there by the goal line was very
interesting because at one point the refs they came out
and said that if the Commanders went off sides, they
could just award Philly the touchdown.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And that was just truly eye opening, wasn't a doty.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You know, we don't like to get political on this show.
But there have been so many executive orders we didn't know.
The new administration also passed an executive order that allows
refs to award points at their discretion. This rolled back
the old Biden administration regulations that specifically said offense cannot
(04:00):
score points without scoring a touchdown or a field goal.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Finally we got rid of all that red tape. Yep.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Next, I hope they can finally do away with the
rule that you can only have eleven men on the field.
Why can't all the players be on the field at
the same time they're on the team?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, I've always thought the same thing, though, Yeah,
great point. You know, the defense just was terrible all
around for the Commanders. You know, they could not stop
Jalen Hurt's one bit. You know, he was able to
run for all those touchdowns, escape all those sacks, and
you know it's glead to see why, isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's clear the commanders were afraid to injure him. They
saw Nick Foles up in that booth, and they knew
if Hurts went down there was a good chance the
Eagles would bring Nick Foles into the game.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
And you know, we don't like to take.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Credit, But we were the ones who had the idea
to invite Nick Foles to the game today. So I
have to humbly say we are really the reason the
Eagles won.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You know, I humbly have to say, Oh, I could
not agree more, Doty. These and again, these people these
more runs out there, they're again criticizing Jalen Hurts for
relying too much on his feet and not enough on
his arm. And you know, this just shows the narrow
mindedness of people out there, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Donate.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You know, we believe in position fluidity, and that means
if Jalen Hurts wants to be a quarterback who sometimes
pretends to be a running back.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That is totally okay.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Just because he experimented in college with being a quarterback
doesn't mean he needs to identify as a quarterback for
the rest of his life. No, he is a bye
positional player and he's opened the door for other by
players like Patrick Mahomes. Personally, I think we should all
support the lifestyle choices he's making, just so.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Beautifully said Doty.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And you know another angle here while we're talking about
running backs, Yeah, people are saying the biggest loser in
all of this today is the Giants because of Saquon.
But you know that people are missing the perspective that Tony.
I gotta say, the biggest loser I think is Charles Barkley.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Don't you a great Tony one hundred percent?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You know now when you say the name Barkley and Philly,
Charles Barkley's like the fourth or fifth Barkley.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That comes to mind. Yep.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Of course Number one is Saquon Barkley. That's free and clear.
Number two is Noarls Barkley because you know that one
song was great.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And then so.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Number three you gotta go Matt Barkley because as soon
as he left the Eagles we got way better. Number
four Barkley bartaka Moose from you know that show Perfect Strangers.
And then number five Charles Barkley. You know, just a
really tough turn of events there, just really tough start
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of events that Dony.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
On the subject of tough start of events, you know,
we just saw the Bills just go down to the
Chiefs once again. And yeah, it's not just that they
lost again, it's that you see the Bills making the
same mistake over and over.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Don't you donate.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Absolutely, you know, last week we told you the biggest
mistake anyone can make is trusting a man with two
first names, and Josh Allen once again came up short
for the Bills. And you know, you think the Bills
would have learned from history. Look at the last quarterback
who got them to a Super Bowl, Jim Kelly. Now
(07:42):
you may be wondering, how did Tom Brady win seven
Super Bowls?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well he cheated. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And you know the thing I'm hearing right now, You know,
people they're just they're heartbroken for Buffalo and all the fans. No,
they have nothing to be upset about this year, isn't
that right?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Down it? No, no, not at all.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I mean, sure, Buffalo didn't make the championship game in football,
but they did in tennis because the Bills owner's daughter
made the US Open finals, so technically that does kind
of count as a championship game appearance for the team.
So congratulations to Buffalo and all their fans on a
decent football season and a really solid tennis season.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Absolutely congrats and well, but quickly talk about the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Dowty.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, just another you know, solid performance, I guess
from the team, But not by the refs.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Donty right.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know, I have to say it was a very
unusual performance by the refs. Usually they do enough to
make it so the Chiefs have a one hundred percent
chance of winning, but in this game, I felt the
Bills had a decent point zero five percent chance of
winning and that was a clear stumble the refs. This
gives the Eagles good hope for the Super Bowl that
(09:04):
the refs won't fix it one hundred percent of the
way like they clearly did last time.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Let's hope for that, Tony. And you know, just sorry
if my eyes are a little watery. I think they
might have tear gassed my neighbors across the street there,
so you know, it's about that coming through the ventilation.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, just trying to power it through away.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm going to just try and foull it through it
because we do have a little more to get to
a ROO. Actually a quick baseball note, Tony. You know,
we got a lot of blowback on our social media
this Week's a lot of people angry at you, Tony,
because you know, you revealed that you were the lone
voter who did not vote each Rosuzuki into the Baseball
Hall of Fame. Well, Tony, you want to say something
(09:47):
to the people, don't you.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
You know, a lot of people said I based my
vote too much on a random stat So I decided
to go back and watch all of each euro's highlights because,
you know, like most people, I didn't watch any Seattle
marin his games because they're so boring and irrelevant. Honestly,
I don't think I even ever saw each year OWD
play before. So I went back and watched the tape,
(10:10):
and I got to say, I was still not impressed
by what I saw. All I did was see him
hit singles, you know. And but I did see one
game where the Mariners played the White Sox and there
was a player named Adam Dunn.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You gotta see this guy. You got to see him hit.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Now, that's a guy who belongs in the Hall of Fame.
I'll be voting for him next year, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's a guy who belongs in the Hall of Fame.
Showing well, there we go. That's our reaction show, Greg.
Don't forget your rate and review. And also, are you
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Speaker 3 (10:53):
You said the character and Perfect Strangers was Barkley Bartacamus.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh yeah, bro, beloved, Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
His name is Balkie not Parkley.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to throw you off my
Balki knee.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, and if that doesn't kill you, I'm gonna hire
a perfect Strangler.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Great, wait for that? Yeah, he's still talking?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
What why?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Why talk?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Go?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You do realize Nick Foles could not have possibly played
in the NFC Championship Game.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
How do you know, Bro, anything's possible, Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
No, no, it's not. He would have had to have
been listed as an active player and cleared by the doctors.
There's a whole process he would have had to go through.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh yeah, well your body is going to be cleared
by the janitor after I stab you.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
You know what's an inactive player? You are Penish?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, but guess what, just book because we're gonna have
a Super Bowl show, Tony, and there's only one guest
you can have on that show.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He'll be joining us super Bowl legend Eagles zero. Nick.
Let's go and ask him will he be playing in
the super Bowl? Yeah? Find out he don't forget.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
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Speaker 2 (12:27):
Already, come on, let's go. What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
What are you wasting your time? Don't watching the show?
It's over now you got time?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
All right? Anyway? Great job is always Tony, Same to you, poorly.
Another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This tear Gas is starting against We gotta go.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
We'll see the people later in the week.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Bye see uh