February 14, 2025 • 22 mins
NFL insiders Paulie & Tony Fusco tell you why Patrick Mahomes could be getting CUT by the Kansas City Chiefs after that EMBARRASSING loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl 59. Also, find out why Travis Kelce SHOULD NOT BE ATTACKED for his "poor play", and why everyone's wrong about the Taylor Swift booing incident. Plus, a special tribute to Eagles coaching legend Nick Sirianni that will make you think, and also, not think.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, alright, coment toyo lie from Philly, the whole of.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The world Champion Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Tony Fosco show Yo, as always, Polly Fools go
here with Tony Fools go with Dony Yo. Just a
huge show today, you know. Just it's absolutely electric out
there in Philly. You know, we got the parade in
just a few short hours. And you know, I don't
want to take anything away from the team Tony, but
(00:35):
really this whole celebration is you know, really about us though.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Absolutely we were warning you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We said the Chiefs are total frauds, and we were
right all along, were if we don't.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah yeah, And we said it when they won three
out of those five Super Bowls, that they were total frauds.
And now people are finally seeing what we were saying
all along. You know, this is exactly why you got
to watch the tape and not rely on misleading numbers
like super Bowl wins.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They don't tell the whole story.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Hopefully this is a lesson for everyone out there exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Never trust what you'll see. Never, I mean except when
you're watching this show of course.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sence by the way, on that note, you know our
betting picks this year because we told you to take
the Eagles every week of billions, billions of seasons. But
what has anyone out there done for us? You know,
you out there talking to you lazy ass, you know,
if you want to properly thank us for what we've
done for you instead of sitting there like some lump,
(01:37):
you rate and review the show on the podcast platforms,
you hit like and subscribe and comment on the YouTube.
You follow us on tik, doc and ig. And when
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merch store and you buy everything.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's also simple, you got it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Literally, It's only like eleven or twelve simple things that
you have to remember.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's not hard at all.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, well we'll see Tony. You know, we're watching those
numbers carefully and we're watching you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Anyway, on that note, all right, so much to get though,
so let's get right into our top story. All right.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
First out the game, obviously, Eagles parade here in Philly,
the celebration underway, and you know, the Eagles of course
asked us to be on one of the floats, the
lead float going down the street.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But unfortunately Tony, you know, I had that appointment with
his physical therapists, so you know, he can't move it
without getting charged. The cancelation season, he's gonna miss it. Also,
I'm double book though, Yeah, I gotta do a thing anyway.
While I hate to miss it, I was so glad
to hear that. You know, the Philadelphia school system wised
(02:48):
up and canceled classes Friday so just to the kids
could go to the parade. The people that complaining saying
this is a poor choice that reflects Polly on our city.
What the hell are these people talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, are you kidding me? This is a great
message for the kids.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Sure, you could sit.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
In a classroom and learn all that three plus four
plus five equals you know, whatever it equals, or which
planets rotate around the earth, you know, But when will
you need to.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Know that in life? Never? Exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
The parade, on the other hand, shows that if you
really want to be somebody, all you got to do
is get really good at football, get recruited by a
Division one a school. Do really good there, enter the draft,
fight the right agent who makes you get drafted by
a good team, and then you just work out every
day until you can dead squad nine hundred pounds. That's
(03:42):
so much better and easier than wasting your time with
all this school nonsense.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah exactly, I mean, yeah, school, what a waste of time,
you know, when you think about it. You learn more
if you're a kid at a Super Bowl parade. Of
course you're doing some stupid classroom, right, Doty.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Absolutely, you learn history because the Eagles winning is the
greatest achievement in the history of.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Time, yep.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And you know you learn math by having to count
how many beers your parents drink before they pass out
from alcohol poisoning. You know, you learn English from all
the colorful language being used by everyone, and you also
learn anatomy from you know, the women flesh in their bulbs.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's a great education if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Just great societal analysis that, Tony. And well, now let's
move to the Chiefs. You know, Patrick Mahomes just reeling
after being exposed as the no talent hack we always
told you he was, And well, our sources continue to
tell us that the team is now heavily considering cutting
Mahomes and replacing him with the now free agent Aaron Rodgers,
(04:47):
who has just let go by the Jets and well Tony.
The stats just show Rogers is the better choice by
a mile, don't they totally?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I mean, just compare their performance all time in the
Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers crushes Mahomes in every statistical category.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Pull up that graphic.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yep, look at this winning percentage Mahomes a dismal sixty percent.
Aaron Rodgers are perfect one hundred percent. Wow passer rating
Mahomes eighty six point nine. Aaron Rodgers won eleven point
five Wow interceptions. Look at this Mahomes in abysmal seven
(05:28):
interceptions and Rodgers zero absolute super Bowl perfection.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Just can't argue with any of those numbers, don't he
Just terrific statistical analysis there? And oh well, speaking of
the whole story, you know, someone taking a lot of
flack after that Super Bowl loss is Chiefs did end
Travis Kelcey. Now, people they're saying Travis Kelcey quit on
his team because you know, he wasn't doing anything to
block the Eagles defense, just kind of standing around. But
(05:57):
these morons, they're missing the obvious, aren't.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Absolutely It's clear that after just one quarter of watching
Patrick Mahomes play like dogshit. Travis Kelsey knew that the
only chance the Chiefs had to win that game was
if Mahomes got injured and their backup QB. Carson Wentz
came in. So Kelsey did the smart thing and did
as little as possible to stop the Eagles pass rush
(06:22):
in the hopes that Mahomes would get his body so
mangled and broken that he would have no shot of
returning to the game. I mean, you know, nobody knew
the Eagles better than Carson Wentz, a former Eagle, and
Travis Kelcey knew that if anything, the Chiefs fans, oh
Travis a huge thank you forgiving it is all by
(06:43):
giving nothing at all, such spot.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
On analysis that Dony and Well, now to the other
side of that story. They Travis Kelcey's girlfriend or promotional partner,
whatever you want to call.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Hey, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
She was booed when she appeared on the Jumbo trock
at the Super Bowl, and now people are saying, well,
this is so insulting to women. It's because of a chauvinism,
men hating on women, wanting them to get as far
away from football as possible, not having any place, you know,
go back to the other places in the house.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
If you catch my drift.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But Tonie, you know, we are the ones as men
who are insulted arcally.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, I have no problem admitting that. When I saw
Taylor Swift, I booed as loudly as I could.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I didn't boot Taylor Swift because she ruined the NFL.
I booed her because of her mediocre last album, the
Tortured Poets Department. There were no hit songs. Look at
nineteen eighty nine reputation even speak. Now, those albums are
chalk full of upbeat, radio friendly singles, but Tortured Poets
(07:50):
is all like slow, boring and depression album tracks.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, who's afraid of? Little old me?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Were like, I'm afraid of listening to that crappy song again. Personally,
I'm offended as a man that people think I was
boweing her over football. Shame on you, women, Yeah, shame
on you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And you know I say that knowing our audience is
actually ninety nine point nine percent men. But for that
other you know, one percent or whatever it is, you know,
shame on you. Shame on you, one person, one woman. Anyway,
talking about that jumping to conclusions Tony. You know, you
see that absolutely bizarre press conference from Dak Prescott this
week where he said the Cowboys are quote very close
(08:34):
to the Eagles, despite the glaringly obvious fact that the
Eagles just won the Super Bowl while the Cowboys were,
you know, sitting in a dumpster somewhere in Tony. You know,
we'd usually take this opportunity to crack a joke at
Dak's expensive. You know, this is so troubling and off
putting that we just can't bring ourselves to do that came.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You know, it's very clear that Dak is in a
serious mental decline right now. You know, I would say
that Dak is suffering from dementia, but that's not entirely
medically accurate. You know, what Dak has is actually far worse.
We need to call it dak menschia. You know, dak
Menshia is a very serious mental disorder where your brain
(09:16):
becomes so scrambled you forget what team you're on, or
who your team's owner is, or how many playoff wins
you have, or what round you were drafted in because
you're a mediocre talent. I mean, you know, it's bad
when Jerry Jones has a better mental capacity than you do.
I just really hope Dak gets the help he needs.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Just such a beautifully sobering message that DONI well to
someone who has no problem with his mental capacity. Of course,
I'm talking about ESPN's Carl Ravitt.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yes, you see this.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
The other day he was commenting an SEC basketball game
between Bama and Texas, and he took the opportunity to
he was a stat to point out that there are
no dominant teams in the SEC right now here.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Play that clip two way, so.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Think about it.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
We know how dominant they were in the non conference
season the SEC. They were one hundred and eighty five
and twenty three. Since January fourth into Tuesday, the SEC
teams are eighty two and eighty two. It's not as
if one team of two teams or three. They're eighty
(10:29):
two and eighty two. Like there's been no ability to
pull away. There's no dominant group of teams.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know, Donny, people were saying this stat was misleading
and made no sense. I thought it was really interesting
and eye opening, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, you know I noticed this in the Big Ten too,
when I crunched all the numbers. I found that when
teams in the Big Ten faced each other over the
past five years, they have a combined record of three
point fifty six and three fifty six, just the mediocre
five five hundred record. Just no dominant team. Yeah, just
no dominant teams.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Now you know, I noticed this too when I was
looking up the NFL stats. I looked up the entire
history of the AFC, and get this, When any of
the teams in the AFC play each other, they have
a combined record of eight thousand, seven hundred and thirty
three and eight seven hundred and thirty three. Can you
believe how that works out? Just completely mediocre five hundred record,
(11:28):
no dominant no dominant teams. There you go, all right,
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(12:32):
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Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, he told us he wants a cut of everything
we do. I was like, yeah, I'll give you a
cut around your neck, yeah, exactly, and your gut.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You're asking me to do extra work. It's only fair.
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No, you want to talk fair, I'll give you a
fair cab ride to drive yourself off a cliff.
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Get at it, shut up. Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Besides, we got something very important to do. It very
you know, very kind of what I call it solemn,
don't you write? You know, you know, in honor of
the Eagles winning, we needed to do right now a
very special tribute to the man who we always believed
in from day was Nick Siriotti. You know, he gave
that epic opening press conference a few years ago and
(13:59):
we said when we heard it, we were like, this
man is a football genius.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We're in greater now. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
These idiots out there they called that press conference quote
embarrassing and quote deeply troubling. These people don't know, quote
a fucking show of epic proportions. I'm just reading what
was in you know, the New York Times right now.
I remember, but we were the ones who said, no,
you're the show exactly right. You just don't understand genius
when you see. So right now, I hope you're listening.
(14:27):
All those people are listening. Right now. We're going to
go back through some of those moments of wisdom, those
great moments of wisdom he gave us in that opening
pressa and we're just going to show you how he
laid out the whole championship right there. So let's go ahead.
We're going to start with this first clip. He's talking
about how he built systems and all that. It's just
(14:48):
so smart. Here, producer, play clip twelve. A.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah, next thing that's very important to me is that
we build a smart football team. That we have a
smart football team here, and I know we have the
people in place to do that. The first part of that,
the first part of being smart is knowing what to do.
We're gonna we're gonna know, We're gonna have systems in
place that are easier to learn. All right, complicated to
(15:14):
the defense or offense that they're going against, or the
special teams group they're going against, but easy for us
to learn. Because when we can put that, because we
when we can learn our system and we can get
good at our system, then our talent can take over.
Less thinking equals talent takeover. But we need to have
systems in place, and we will have systems in place
to do so.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
See, there you go, people, I mean genius. I mean,
what a great quote there. Less thinking equals talent takeover.
Think what you need to know that the.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
More you think, the less you're allowing your talent to
come in and take over.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
They can only gets into I mean you know, look,
this is what I always tell people. You sit around
and think, like you know, for this show, what do
we do we sit around them?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, we don't prepare exactly, come let go and let lois.
You can't think you just let it go.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
All these other sports talk shows are having these prep
meetings and what No, you just go that's why they
just go exactly, just what do you and what is it?
What do you want a dumb football team? You want
to have a dumb of course, you want to have
a smart football team.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Simple equal smart.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
All right, now, let's go to the next clip here. Now,
I know we play this clip all the time. You
probably know it by heart. But yeah, it's just there's
so much just brilliance backed into it that you really
got to listen to it twenty four to twenty five
times before you really appreciate what this man was saying. Uh,
he is talking about the importance of competition and meeting.
Guy there, let's just play that clip thirteen B hit it.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
I think the other thing that's important to me is
that we compete every single day. We compete every single day,
just like it's important. Just like it's important to practice
a play to get good at that place so you
can run it in a game, it's important to practice
competing in the meeting room. It's important that we meet
or compete in the on the field and also off
(17:02):
the field. We're constantly going to be competing with each other.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
See there you go, people, he's laying it all out
again again. You got to you want to win, you
got to meet and compete, and that's what you gotta
go see. If you don't meet, well, then how can
you know to compete?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Going to go into a game and compete if before
you didn't meet.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's not many teams have we seen who get on
the field and they don't know to compete, right, because
why that happens they didn't meet. If you don't meet,
then how can you know you're not prepared?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's exact key aspect.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, all right, let's do this next one here. All right,
he's talking about his play calling experience, you know, and
she had a lot of coming from the Colts and
all that his readiness to take on the team. All right,
let's just hear it. Twenty five Z.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
When you call plays, all right? In the NFL, it's
a collaboration. It's a collaboration of everybody, and the hard
work and the hard work goes into that game of
how you call plays Monday through Saturday. It's truly Monday
through Saturday, with being in those meetings together, everybody being
in the meetings together, and and and and thinking about
(18:12):
the plays first and then taking that game plan and
and and spelling it out to the quarterback and seeing
what they like, and then when you get to the
later in the week saying okay, what's our first time?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Sorry, we just got everything. Was truly great.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What he was saying, I just got to keep an
eye on the time because we're up against it at don'ty.
But you could say what he was saying that, don'ty.
I mean, see what he understood is a lot of
these coaches think, well, you just show up Sunday and.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Then Sundays on Sunday. Exactly. No, No, you've got to
start on Monday and go to Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
All the way through Saturday and wonder why we're world champions.
You look no further, he spelled it all out. I
would just applaud him, just the true genius. Thank you, yok,
Sirianni And uh, well, you know we also do have
to applaud ourselves, don'ty. I mean, you know, look, you'll
back at the same we really did. I bought for
the Dame, you know, I mean it's really you know,
(19:04):
eighty percent ninety percent us when you break it down.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But so you know, thank you to us.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
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Speaker 5 (19:31):
Corrections? What you said? Aaron Rodgers has better stats in
the Super Bowl than Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Uh, look it up, bro, Yeah, his averages are way better.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Look, you're just skewing stats. You wouldn't go with averages,
you would go with totals.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh yeah, well you're a total douchebag.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah you want to see something below average? Look down
your pants. That's a great he's still talking what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Carl Ravich made a good point when he said every
basketball team in the SEC has a five hundred record
in conference play.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, no dominant teams. Yeah, just a bunch of mediocrity, bro, pathetic.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
No, don't you see that when teams play each other
in the same conference, one team wins, another loses. So
therefore all teams combined would always have a five hundred record.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh yeah, well you're an expert on playing with yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, and after the show, I'm gonna combine my foot
and your balls.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Can't wait for that. He's still going that way? What
you said?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Taylor Swift's last album didn't have any hits on.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It, goosegg Bro not radio friendly, Bro.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I just looked it up on Billboard. I Can do
it with the Broken Heart went top three and Fortnite
went to number one, So you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh yeah, Well after the show, you're gonna have a
broken heart after I stab you with my knife.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
You know what's gonna go number two? You when I
punch you and you yourself?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Great one doty oh, and death is just booked.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We finally made it happen, Doughty. They both agreed next week.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
On the show two Super Bowl MVP's Eagles Legends Nick
Foles and Jalen Hurts Bo.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's just gonna be so big.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Don't forget all the eleven things we told you to
do at the front of the show. You're gonna you
can go back and watch list watch, You're gonna rate
and review, you go to the shop.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're gonna. I can't even remember this so much, but
you know you exactly exactly. It's your job. But talking
about job, great job as always, Dony to you, Poie,
another floorless shop. Here you go. We'll see your people
next week, see your
Speaker 1 (22:09):
H
All right, alright, coment toyo lie from Philly, the whole of.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The world Champion Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Tony Fosco show Yo, as always, Polly Fools go
here with Tony Fools go with Dony Yo. Just a
huge show today, you know. Just it's absolutely electric out
there in Philly. You know, we got the parade in
just a few short hours. And you know, I don't
want to take anything away from the team Tony, but
(00:35):
really this whole celebration is you know, really about us though.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Absolutely we were warning you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We said the Chiefs are total frauds, and we were
right all along, were if we don't.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah yeah, And we said it when they won three
out of those five Super Bowls, that they were total frauds.
And now people are finally seeing what we were saying
all along. You know, this is exactly why you got
to watch the tape and not rely on misleading numbers
like super Bowl wins.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They don't tell the whole story.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Hopefully this is a lesson for everyone out there exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Never trust what you'll see. Never, I mean except when
you're watching this show of course.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sence by the way, on that note, you know our
betting picks this year because we told you to take
the Eagles every week of billions, billions of seasons. But
what has anyone out there done for us? You know,
you out there talking to you lazy ass, you know,
if you want to properly thank us for what we've
done for you instead of sitting there like some lump,
(01:37):
you rate and review the show on the podcast platforms,
you hit like and subscribe and comment on the YouTube.
You follow us on tik, doc and ig. And when
you're done us too, Yeah, you tell your friends. And
then when you're done with that, you go to our
merch store and you buy everything.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's also simple, you got it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Literally, It's only like eleven or twelve simple things that
you have to remember.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's not hard at all.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, well we'll see Tony. You know, we're watching those
numbers carefully and we're watching you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Anyway, on that note, all right, so much to get though,
so let's get right into our top story. All right.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
First out the game, obviously, Eagles parade here in Philly,
the celebration underway, and you know, the Eagles of course
asked us to be on one of the floats, the
lead float going down the street.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But unfortunately Tony, you know, I had that appointment with
his physical therapists, so you know, he can't move it
without getting charged. The cancelation season, he's gonna miss it. Also,
I'm double book though, Yeah, I gotta do a thing anyway.
While I hate to miss it, I was so glad
to hear that. You know, the Philadelphia school system wised
(02:48):
up and canceled classes Friday so just to the kids
could go to the parade. The people that complaining saying
this is a poor choice that reflects Polly on our city.
What the hell are these people talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, are you kidding me? This is a great
message for the kids.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Sure, you could sit.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
In a classroom and learn all that three plus four
plus five equals you know, whatever it equals, or which
planets rotate around the earth, you know, But when will
you need to.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Know that in life? Never? Exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
The parade, on the other hand, shows that if you
really want to be somebody, all you got to do
is get really good at football, get recruited by a
Division one a school. Do really good there, enter the draft,
fight the right agent who makes you get drafted by
a good team, and then you just work out every
day until you can dead squad nine hundred pounds. That's
(03:42):
so much better and easier than wasting your time with
all this school nonsense.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah exactly, I mean, yeah, school, what a waste of time,
you know, when you think about it. You learn more
if you're a kid at a Super Bowl parade. Of
course you're doing some stupid classroom, right, Doty.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Absolutely, you learn history because the Eagles winning is the
greatest achievement in the history of.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Time, yep.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And you know you learn math by having to count
how many beers your parents drink before they pass out
from alcohol poisoning. You know, you learn English from all
the colorful language being used by everyone, and you also
learn anatomy from you know, the women flesh in their bulbs.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's a great education if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Just great societal analysis that, Tony. And well, now let's
move to the Chiefs. You know, Patrick Mahomes just reeling
after being exposed as the no talent hack we always
told you he was, And well, our sources continue to
tell us that the team is now heavily considering cutting
Mahomes and replacing him with the now free agent Aaron Rodgers,
(04:47):
who has just let go by the Jets and well Tony.
The stats just show Rogers is the better choice by
a mile, don't they totally?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I mean, just compare their performance all time in the
Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers crushes Mahomes in every statistical category.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Pull up that graphic.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yep, look at this winning percentage Mahomes a dismal sixty percent.
Aaron Rodgers are perfect one hundred percent. Wow passer rating
Mahomes eighty six point nine. Aaron Rodgers won eleven point
five Wow interceptions. Look at this Mahomes in abysmal seven
(05:28):
interceptions and Rodgers zero absolute super Bowl perfection.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Just can't argue with any of those numbers, don't he
Just terrific statistical analysis there? And oh well, speaking of
the whole story, you know, someone taking a lot of
flack after that Super Bowl loss is Chiefs did end
Travis Kelcey. Now, people they're saying Travis Kelcey quit on
his team because you know, he wasn't doing anything to
block the Eagles defense, just kind of standing around. But
(05:57):
these morons, they're missing the obvious, aren't.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Absolutely It's clear that after just one quarter of watching
Patrick Mahomes play like dogshit. Travis Kelsey knew that the
only chance the Chiefs had to win that game was
if Mahomes got injured and their backup QB. Carson Wentz
came in. So Kelsey did the smart thing and did
as little as possible to stop the Eagles pass rush
(06:22):
in the hopes that Mahomes would get his body so
mangled and broken that he would have no shot of
returning to the game. I mean, you know, nobody knew
the Eagles better than Carson Wentz, a former Eagle, and
Travis Kelcey knew that if anything, the Chiefs fans, oh
Travis a huge thank you forgiving it is all by
(06:43):
giving nothing at all, such spot.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
On analysis that Dony and Well, now to the other
side of that story. They Travis Kelcey's girlfriend or promotional partner,
whatever you want to call.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Hey, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
She was booed when she appeared on the Jumbo trock
at the Super Bowl, and now people are saying, well,
this is so insulting to women. It's because of a chauvinism,
men hating on women, wanting them to get as far
away from football as possible, not having any place, you know,
go back to the other places in the house.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
If you catch my drift.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But Tonie, you know, we are the ones as men
who are insulted arcally.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, I have no problem admitting that. When I saw
Taylor Swift, I booed as loudly as I could.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I didn't boot Taylor Swift because she ruined the NFL.
I booed her because of her mediocre last album, the
Tortured Poets Department. There were no hit songs. Look at
nineteen eighty nine reputation even speak. Now, those albums are
chalk full of upbeat, radio friendly singles, but Tortured Poets
(07:50):
is all like slow, boring and depression album tracks.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, who's afraid of? Little old me?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Were like, I'm afraid of listening to that crappy song again. Personally,
I'm offended as a man that people think I was
boweing her over football. Shame on you, women, Yeah, shame
on you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And you know I say that knowing our audience is
actually ninety nine point nine percent men. But for that
other you know, one percent or whatever it is, you know,
shame on you. Shame on you, one person, one woman. Anyway,
talking about that jumping to conclusions Tony. You know, you
see that absolutely bizarre press conference from Dak Prescott this
week where he said the Cowboys are quote very close
(08:34):
to the Eagles, despite the glaringly obvious fact that the
Eagles just won the Super Bowl while the Cowboys were,
you know, sitting in a dumpster somewhere in Tony. You know,
we'd usually take this opportunity to crack a joke at
Dak's expensive. You know, this is so troubling and off
putting that we just can't bring ourselves to do that came.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You know, it's very clear that Dak is in a
serious mental decline right now. You know, I would say
that Dak is suffering from dementia, but that's not entirely
medically accurate. You know, what Dak has is actually far worse.
We need to call it dak menschia. You know, dak
Menshia is a very serious mental disorder where your brain
(09:16):
becomes so scrambled you forget what team you're on, or
who your team's owner is, or how many playoff wins
you have, or what round you were drafted in because
you're a mediocre talent. I mean, you know, it's bad
when Jerry Jones has a better mental capacity than you do.
I just really hope Dak gets the help he needs.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Just such a beautifully sobering message that DONI well to
someone who has no problem with his mental capacity. Of course,
I'm talking about ESPN's Carl Ravitt.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yes, you see this.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
The other day he was commenting an SEC basketball game
between Bama and Texas, and he took the opportunity to
he was a stat to point out that there are
no dominant teams in the SEC right now here.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Play that clip two way, so.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Think about it.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
We know how dominant they were in the non conference
season the SEC. They were one hundred and eighty five
and twenty three. Since January fourth into Tuesday, the SEC
teams are eighty two and eighty two. It's not as
if one team of two teams or three. They're eighty
(10:29):
two and eighty two. Like there's been no ability to
pull away. There's no dominant group of teams.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know, Donny, people were saying this stat was misleading
and made no sense. I thought it was really interesting
and eye opening, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, you know I noticed this in the Big Ten too,
when I crunched all the numbers. I found that when
teams in the Big Ten faced each other over the
past five years, they have a combined record of three
point fifty six and three fifty six, just the mediocre
five five hundred record. Just no dominant team. Yeah, just
no dominant teams.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Now you know, I noticed this too when I was
looking up the NFL stats. I looked up the entire
history of the AFC, and get this, When any of
the teams in the AFC play each other, they have
a combined record of eight thousand, seven hundred and thirty
three and eight seven hundred and thirty three. Can you
believe how that works out? Just completely mediocre five hundred record,
(11:28):
no dominant no dominant teams. There you go, all right,
well on the subject the dominant teams. You got to
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All right, we got things to do taking And also
it's not like we have a producer. There's any help
back there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, he told us he wants a cut of everything
we do. I was like, yeah, I'll give you a
cut around your neck, yeah, exactly, and your gut.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You're asking me to do extra work. It's only fair.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
No, you want to talk fair, I'll give you a
fair cab ride to drive yourself off a cliff.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Get at it, shut up. Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Besides, we got something very important to do. It very
you know, very kind of what I call it solemn,
don't you write? You know, you know, in honor of
the Eagles winning, we needed to do right now a
very special tribute to the man who we always believed
in from day was Nick Siriotti. You know, he gave
that epic opening press conference a few years ago and
(13:59):
we said when we heard it, we were like, this
man is a football genius.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We're in greater now. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
These idiots out there they called that press conference quote
embarrassing and quote deeply troubling. These people don't know, quote
a fucking show of epic proportions. I'm just reading what
was in you know, the New York Times right now.
I remember, but we were the ones who said, no,
you're the show exactly right. You just don't understand genius
when you see. So right now, I hope you're listening.
(14:27):
All those people are listening. Right now. We're going to
go back through some of those moments of wisdom, those
great moments of wisdom he gave us in that opening
pressa and we're just going to show you how he
laid out the whole championship right there. So let's go ahead.
We're going to start with this first clip. He's talking
about how he built systems and all that. It's just
(14:48):
so smart. Here, producer, play clip twelve. A.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah, next thing that's very important to me is that
we build a smart football team. That we have a
smart football team here, and I know we have the
people in place to do that. The first part of that,
the first part of being smart is knowing what to do.
We're gonna we're gonna know, We're gonna have systems in
place that are easier to learn. All right, complicated to
(15:14):
the defense or offense that they're going against, or the
special teams group they're going against, but easy for us
to learn. Because when we can put that, because we
when we can learn our system and we can get
good at our system, then our talent can take over.
Less thinking equals talent takeover. But we need to have
systems in place, and we will have systems in place
to do so.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
See, there you go, people, I mean genius. I mean,
what a great quote there. Less thinking equals talent takeover.
Think what you need to know that the.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
More you think, the less you're allowing your talent to
come in and take over.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
They can only gets into I mean you know, look,
this is what I always tell people. You sit around
and think, like you know, for this show, what do
we do we sit around them?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, we don't prepare exactly, come let go and let lois.
You can't think you just let it go.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
All these other sports talk shows are having these prep
meetings and what No, you just go that's why they
just go exactly, just what do you and what is it?
What do you want a dumb football team? You want
to have a dumb of course, you want to have
a smart football team.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Simple equal smart.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
All right, now, let's go to the next clip here. Now,
I know we play this clip all the time. You
probably know it by heart. But yeah, it's just there's
so much just brilliance backed into it that you really
got to listen to it twenty four to twenty five
times before you really appreciate what this man was saying. Uh,
he is talking about the importance of competition and meeting.
Guy there, let's just play that clip thirteen B hit it.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
I think the other thing that's important to me is
that we compete every single day. We compete every single day,
just like it's important. Just like it's important to practice
a play to get good at that place so you
can run it in a game, it's important to practice
competing in the meeting room. It's important that we meet
or compete in the on the field and also off
(17:02):
the field. We're constantly going to be competing with each other.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
See there you go, people, he's laying it all out
again again. You got to you want to win, you
got to meet and compete, and that's what you gotta
go see. If you don't meet, well, then how can
you know to compete?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Going to go into a game and compete if before
you didn't meet.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's not many teams have we seen who get on
the field and they don't know to compete, right, because
why that happens they didn't meet. If you don't meet,
then how can you know you're not prepared?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's exact key aspect.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, all right, let's do this next one here. All right,
he's talking about his play calling experience, you know, and
she had a lot of coming from the Colts and
all that his readiness to take on the team. All right,
let's just hear it. Twenty five Z.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
When you call plays, all right? In the NFL, it's
a collaboration. It's a collaboration of everybody, and the hard
work and the hard work goes into that game of
how you call plays Monday through Saturday. It's truly Monday
through Saturday, with being in those meetings together, everybody being
in the meetings together, and and and and thinking about
(18:12):
the plays first and then taking that game plan and
and and spelling it out to the quarterback and seeing
what they like, and then when you get to the
later in the week saying okay, what's our first time?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Sorry, we just got everything. Was truly great.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What he was saying, I just got to keep an
eye on the time because we're up against it at don'ty.
But you could say what he was saying that, don'ty.
I mean, see what he understood is a lot of
these coaches think, well, you just show up Sunday and.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Then Sundays on Sunday. Exactly. No, No, you've got to
start on Monday and go to Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
All the way through Saturday and wonder why we're world champions.
You look no further, he spelled it all out. I
would just applaud him, just the true genius. Thank you, yok,
Sirianni And uh, well, you know we also do have
to applaud ourselves, don'ty. I mean, you know, look, you'll
back at the same we really did. I bought for
the Dame, you know, I mean it's really you know,
(19:04):
eighty percent ninety percent us when you break it down.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But so you know, thank you to us.
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Thanks, and I don't forget dinner thank you to ours sponsor.
It also happens to be us US to Fooce cameo.
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Speaker 1 (19:23):
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Speaker 2 (19:28):
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Speaker 5 (19:31):
Corrections? What you said? Aaron Rodgers has better stats in
the Super Bowl than Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Uh, look it up, bro, Yeah, his averages are way better.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Look, you're just skewing stats. You wouldn't go with averages,
you would go with totals.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh yeah, well you're a total douchebag.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah you want to see something below average? Look down
your pants. That's a great he's still talking what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Carl Ravich made a good point when he said every
basketball team in the SEC has a five hundred record
in conference play.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, no dominant teams. Yeah, just a bunch of mediocrity, bro, pathetic.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
No, don't you see that when teams play each other
in the same conference, one team wins, another loses. So
therefore all teams combined would always have a five hundred record.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh yeah, well you're an expert on playing with yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, and after the show, I'm gonna combine my foot
and your balls.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Can't wait for that. He's still going that way? What
you said?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Taylor Swift's last album didn't have any hits on.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It, goosegg Bro not radio friendly, Bro.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I just looked it up on Billboard. I Can do
it with the Broken Heart went top three and Fortnite
went to number one, So you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh yeah, Well after the show, you're gonna have a
broken heart after I stab you with my knife.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
You know what's gonna go number two? You when I
punch you and you yourself?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Great one doty oh, and death is just booked.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We finally made it happen, Doughty. They both agreed next week.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
On the show two Super Bowl MVP's Eagles Legends Nick
Foles and Jalen Hurts Bo.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's just gonna be so big.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Don't forget all the eleven things we told you to
do at the front of the show. You're gonna you
can go back and watch list watch, You're gonna rate
and review, you go to the shop.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're gonna. I can't even remember this so much, but
you know you exactly exactly. It's your job. But talking
about job, great job as always, Dony to you, Poie,
another floorless shop. Here you go. We'll see your people
next week, see your
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