Paulie & Tony Fusco tell you why so-called "overrated, overhyped and totally mediocre quarterback" Shedeur Sanders should SUE the NFL after dropping in the draft before the Cleveland Browns made THE SMART MOVE, and why Deion Sanders CAN'T BE BLAMED for hurting his son's draft stock. Plus, Paulie and Tony address blowback to their take on last week's show, and make a HILARIOUS prank call like the Shedeur Sanders one. It is 100% GUARANTEED to make you LOL BIGTIME!!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, you coming to your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's a number one rated poll.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Tony foolsc showy as always, Polly Foolsco here with Tony
Fosco and Tony huge show today. Of course, all the
people out there waiting for our Shaudeur Sanders takes about
him dropping to the fifth round. You know, we would
have given you what take earlier, but we had much
more important things to do. You'll hear all about it.
(00:32):
We did, and of course, Tony, we just had to
take off our hats. Don't we give credit to wear
It's due to this kid who prank called Shadeur Sanders
during the draft some of the Falcons coach exactly. Just
a comedic genius, just so funny what he did, comedic
gold telling Shadeur Sanders he was getting drafted to the
Saints and that all his hopes and dreams were coming true,
(00:54):
and then hilariously just ripping him away. Just comedic genius.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
My stomach still hurts from laughing so hard.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Anyway, you know, people they always come up to us, Pauli, Tony,
you're so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, guess what, you won't be disappointed because we're gonna
do a hilarious prank call of our own right on
this show.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Just wing up.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You're gonna be lloling so hard everyone, Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I've always said this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There are two things that are guaranteed funny all the time,
prank calls and mad libs.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Just guaranteed laughs all the.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Time, you know, frankly Tony, I think they should have
made the prank call part of the show, part of
the NFL draft show. Like it wouldn't have been even
funnier if Roger Goodell himself got up there, you know,
called Sanders and said, hey, shabbe, congrats, you'll got drafted,
not and then that would be larious old exactly. Well,
(01:50):
you know, maybe they'll do it next year. They probably
watching right now, you know, he watches watch. That's why
didn't we do that?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This exactly is.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Kicking himself anyway, All right, where that rip roaringly funny
prank call Later in the show, Before we get into that,
we do have to address one more thing up top.
You know, people wondering, you know, the big absence everyone's
talking about. As you know, the Eagles were at the
White House the other day and well, as you noticed,
(02:17):
we were not there. Well, just to give you the insight,
did right. You know, we were obviously invited by President
Trump himself because you know, he knew how much we
helped the Eagles win, you know, convinced them to bring
Nick Foles in as a coach, which clearly sealed the deal.
But unfortunately we had a conflict. Couldn't get out of
Tony right. You know, we had tickets to this Billy
(02:38):
Joel Elton John conson and well, just to be clear,
we went for the Billy Joel Pot, not the Elton
John Pot.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, this make all right?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And just to be clear, I was in the bathroom
through the entire Elton John part. People, I'm still standing,
of course. But then after that I went right back
to the bathroom, and then right back to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Anyway, Okay, now that we've gotten all that out of
the way, cleared it all up, let's get right into
our top story.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Sure, all right, first out the gate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know, so much reaction to this Shad Sanders dropped
it all the way to the fifth round. And Tony,
we've heard all the stories they hear say it's time
or get to the truth, as we always do for you,
you know, first off, many people out there, including Steven A. Smith,
they're saying that the NFL colluded against Shadur And well,
(03:28):
that's clearly what happened here, isn't it, Tony?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Absolutely, this is a very clear case of collusion. You see,
the NFL scouts and coaches and owners all clearly colluded
to watch the exact same film on Shador Sanders, and
then after watching that film, they all clearly colluded to
decide that he was a mediocre, overrated, poor excuse for
(03:53):
a quarterback, and then they all colluded to not draft them.
Pretty convenient that hundreds of people came to the exact
same conclusion, isn't it. It's just that beehive mentality that
unfortunately invades us society as a whole.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So well, said Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And then you know, we've just seen this type of
collusion against so many quarterbacks through the years, like you know,
Cody Kessler. There's one year, Ryan Mallet, another one Ryan Mallet,
John Skelton, remember him.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh guy Hotly, and then uh what's his name? Who
could forget about Brody Croyle. It's just yeah, it's just
so unfaired all of them. And uh, well, moving to
another side of the shade Sanders blame game. You know,
many people they're also blaming his father, Dion, for hurting
his son's draft stock by over hyping him and you know,
(04:43):
teaching him how to be a fla ling egomaniac. But
you know, you can't blame Dion here for what happened
to Shadur, can you, Tony?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know, we know Dion Sanders is one of the
all time best at what stopping exactly that's right. He
was a master at making all quarterbacks look terrible, great
quarterbacks like Dan Marino, Dan Fouts, Boomerisiasin and now his
own son. It's just that pure cornerback instinct that he
(05:14):
can't stop.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just terrific football and also parental analysis that Tony, and
you know, people, these morons they're saying Shadeur Sander's career
has started out on a bad note. Oh cool, and
not going to the Browns is somehow bad for him.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't think that at all, do you, Tony? Not
at all?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
If you look at the stats, you'd clearly see that
Shadoor Sanders is already the fourth best QB in Browns
team history. He's thrown zero interceptions, which is a franchise record,
and he's lost zero games, so he's undefeated.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
So by my ranking, I currently have Shadoor Sanders at
number four, behind Bernie Kozar, Joe Flacco and Spurgeon Win.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Just undeniable statistical analysis that, Tony, And we're talking about stats.
I mean, that's not the only statistical comparison that works
in Shadeur's favor, Isn't that right, Tony?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Absolutely, Shaudeur especially stacks up well when you compare his
stats to fellow Brown's QB Deshaun Watson. You'll put up
that graphic allegations Shoudour has zero, DeShawn has twenty three
possible felonies shudure again zero, Dashaun seventy two wow, and
(06:36):
times caught masturbating during a massage again Shadour Goosegg DeShawn
are whopping two thousand, two hundred and seventy three.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Just more great statistical analysis there by you, Tony, and.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Thank you oh to this.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Now do we even have to bother with this crap?
Let's get this out of the way here. I guess
we have to address some blow back from our show
last week. In this PC society, PC society we live
in exactly. You know, we said last week we liked
the Eagles drafting player Gihad Campbell. Yeah, because it sent
(07:13):
the right message that we mean war, you know, jihad.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, people that coming out of the woodwork saying well,
we're misunderstanding what the term meant and that it was
quote offensive, and you know, people, they're just clearly taking.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
This all the wrong way, aren't they, Tony.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
We didn't mean any offense to the Muslim community. No,
we were merely saying that we're such big fans of
Jihad the player, and we hope you will lead us
into battle, rush our enemies into extinction, and help us
convert all non Eagles fans into Eagles fans so that
they'll accept Ayatola Siriani and avoid burning an eternal hell fire.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Exactly. That's what we're trying.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Again. What see, you're doing it again.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You're doing it again. What's your problem? Thing?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But by the way, his name isn't pronounced gi Hud,
it's Jihad.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh I see as in g our producer is a
fucking douchebag?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Or g is that an inverted penis that you have?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
There you go get out of here.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Is um talking dummy? Just be quiet, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
But that is a good segue, Tony by you, because
on the subject of penises, we do have to talk
about the story from last week. You know, Anthony Edwards,
the basketball player, he was fined fifty thousand dollars telling
a fan quote, my dick is bigger than yours. Now
we came out, we said this is totally fine as
it is, and now people again getting offended coming after
(08:54):
us saying it was wrong and that sort of behavior
doesn't belong in basketball. Well, those people have totally been
proven wrong, haven't they.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Donty, look at the psychological effect it's had on the Lakers.
Anthony Edwards is getting so many open shots because they're
afraid to get too close to that massive penis.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yep. Nobody wants to get accidentally grazed by it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You know, this is a good lesson for all NBA
coaches and players when evaluating players.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Size matters penis size. Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Frankly, this was such a brilliant strategy by the ant
man to play the mental game and the penile game
as well the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Super shot basketball and also anatomical analysis that Doty and oh,
by the way, you'll see this, Doty, what do you
think of when Giannis headbutted tyres Halliburton's dad after the
Pacers Bucks game.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You know, I think Tyrese's dad definitely got grazed by
Giannis's massive penis.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, no, no, I meant what do you just think
of the fighting.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The head But oh oh, I didn't watch any of
the Pacers Bucks series, so you know I missed it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, I missed it till Tony. Also, nobody cares. You know,
I didn't even know they were playing exactly. So let's
just move on to this.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
People reacting to this bizarre sixty minutes interview involving Bill
Belichick in his hot but also kind of crazy in
a scary way girlfriend Jordan Hudson. Now, when the interviewer
asked how they met, Hudson interrupted Belichick and said, quote,
we're not talking about that, yeah, and Tony, you know,
good for them, right, because we certainly don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's their business, not ours.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And we will never be dabbling, you know in gossip
and rumors like no.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That is their business, and shame on that journalist and
everyone else for even one thing to know how they met.
If these people were real football fans, they would leave
them alone. Your only dirtbag fans care about that garbage.
Your only fans like that care about that trash. Your
only fans like that would ask such an invasive and
(11:06):
disrespectful question. Yep, we will not subscribe to any outlandish
accounts that should stay behind closed doors, pay walls, or whatever.
We certainly will not be speculating about any of that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Just a minute, donty hold on a producer back there.
He's looking at us all weird. What you've got a problem?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Uth?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What? What's your problem? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It just sounded like you're insinuating they met on OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
What get your mind out of the gutter, bro, shame
on you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You see you're one of those garbage fans. Yeah, you're
one of those garbage fans.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Discussion, Ugh, bringing the show down?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Never Yeah, I just stopped interrupting.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
There.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
We gotta get to this. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
The NFL another bonhead move here. They just went and
fined the Atlanta Falcons for this absolute lookly hilarious prank call,
just totally and it said unbelietally funny.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
We would get eye and laughing. I would die and laugh.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
They just thought so many smiles and laughs to draft day,
you know, which is so serious.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Exactly, the light, the mood exactly. You know, people they
just don't have a sense of humor anything really, and
they really don't you know.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So many angles we could talk about here. You know,
I will say one thing. If there's someone who does
need to be blamed, it's not that genius kid comedy
genius who made the call. It's this fool of a
dad he's got. The dad is the one who should
be blamed because the dad was the one who left
his iPad open.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So he could find Shadera's number, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And it just that explains a lot though, and he
doesn't it it does.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You know, for years people are wondering how on earth
the Patriots could have come back from being down twenty
eight three against the Falcons in the Super Bowl. Well,
now this hole should do a prank call. Mess makes
it perfectly clear. Sloppy Falcons coach must have left his
iPad open right next to the Patriots locker room at
(13:06):
halftime and the Patriots were able to see all their plays.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's the only explanation, the only explanation.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, it has to be anyway, But about this prank
call just so totally hilarious, you know, just made the
draft so entertaining as brank calls always part of the weekend. Yeah,
and you know, well, you know, we're known on our
show for having a very great sense of humor. People
coming up to us saying how much they love how
we you know, Produsa and tell him he has a
(13:37):
no penis or maybe a backwards penis, and they just
love it so makes you know they We're gonna take
that comedic talent that we have and what we're gonna
do right now is we're gonna do a prank call
of our own honor.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm gonna take out my phone right now, and you
know what I'm gonna know, here's what we came up with.
Give the Atlanta Falcons a little taste of their brank
call comedy medicine. What we're gonna do is we're gonna
call the Atlanta Falcons right now and prank them.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Get ready for l O LS. It's going to be
so funny. You're gonna you're gonna love roll on the floor.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
L O L.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You're gonna love it. In fact, if you're driving right now,
you may want to just you're gonna bello welling so odd.
You don't want to endanger anyone. Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call the Falcons and I'm gonna tell them
I'm Howie Roseman, Okay, And what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm gonna propose a trade.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'm gonna tell him we want to trade Jalen Hurts
for for a six round pick. And what if their
crappy quarterbacks perfect. You're gonna love it. You're gonna you're
gonna they're gonna be not knowing what's going on. It's
gonna be saying this madness all over it. I got
the I got the main phone number on I'm on
(14:57):
the Atlanta Falcons website.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Here we go, Donny, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
We're sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
The number you have dialed is not in service. What
they disconnected the phone? What they they're pranking up? Calling
the number on the website. I mean, here you go,
don'ty look at that. That's the number. I'm gonna call
it again.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Here see people, make sure you can see did they
just disconnect the number of those whips?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Here we go. Yeah, here we go, Tony calling it again. Okay, yeah,
do it again.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
We're sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
The number you have dialed is not in service.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
What they disconnected their phone?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
They are so what they must be getting Somebody must,
I guess other people may have come up with the.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Content the bank. They must have done that.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Somebody tipped them off that we were gonna do this.
They knew it was somebody. Maybe they're listening live right now.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
They might they Yeah, they probably pulled the line out
of the wall.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Maybe just so many people trying to prank. Sorry, Wow,
this is what we've got. We've got breaking those hit
that sound up?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
All right? This just did.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The entire Falcons organization has been shut down, cease operations.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And it's clear what happened, Tony. He realized why they suck.
For all these years they've been leaving iPads all around,
people getting.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Phone numbers plays. That is why the Falcons suck. Now
we know somebody into this system exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So they realized we gotta they gotta shut it all day,
shut it down. And well, you know, they finally understand unbelievable, unbelievable,
breaking those there you go journals, Just what away to
wrap the show.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Send this episode straight to the bullets.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's time all time, man, don't forget hey, visit our
merchan store.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Someone. I wish we could shut down his communication though,
exactly why what corrections?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah you said Spurgeon win is the third best quarterback
in Brown's history. Uh check the stats, bro, I did.
He was zero and three as a starter in his
entire career. That's a winning percentage of zero percent.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm going to be
the starter of a fire inside your apartment.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah you know what's also zero percent? Your penis measurement?
Oh what he's still talking? Why still going?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
What you said?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Dion saying there's played against Dan Fouts? Yeah, bro, legendary battles. Bro, No, no, no,
that's impossible. Dan Fouts retired in nineteen eighty seven and
Dion was drafted in nineteen eighty nine, so there's no
way they could have played against each other.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Oh yeah, well, Mention d on again, and I'm going
to cut your d off.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
You want to know what else is impossible? You penetrating
a woman.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Talk?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And what you said that people have a beehive mentality.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, you're one of them. Yeah, sheep.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I've literally never heard anyone say that. The saying is
hive mentality, not beehive.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, the saying is you're a douchebag. You know what.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You've also heard nobody say that's a big penis.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh, you want.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
To talk about something big, we'll talk something big next week.
Just booked on the show super Bowl Hero Eagles Legend.
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And I don't forget forget. You go rate and review
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(19:08):
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Speaker 2 (19:12):
Donate.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Great job as always, same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Here you go. We'll see if people next week.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
See U
All right, all right, you coming to your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's a number one rated poll.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Tony foolsc showy as always, Polly Foolsco here with Tony
Fosco and Tony huge show today. Of course, all the
people out there waiting for our Shaudeur Sanders takes about
him dropping to the fifth round. You know, we would
have given you what take earlier, but we had much
more important things to do. You'll hear all about it.
(00:32):
We did, and of course, Tony, we just had to
take off our hats. Don't we give credit to wear
It's due to this kid who prank called Shadeur Sanders
during the draft some of the Falcons coach exactly. Just
a comedic genius, just so funny what he did, comedic
gold telling Shadeur Sanders he was getting drafted to the
Saints and that all his hopes and dreams were coming true,
(00:54):
and then hilariously just ripping him away. Just comedic genius.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
My stomach still hurts from laughing so hard.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Anyway, you know, people they always come up to us, Pauli, Tony,
you're so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, guess what, you won't be disappointed because we're gonna
do a hilarious prank call of our own right on
this show.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Just wing up.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You're gonna be lloling so hard everyone, Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I've always said this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There are two things that are guaranteed funny all the time,
prank calls and mad libs.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Just guaranteed laughs all the.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Time, you know, frankly Tony, I think they should have
made the prank call part of the show, part of
the NFL draft show. Like it wouldn't have been even
funnier if Roger Goodell himself got up there, you know,
called Sanders and said, hey, shabbe, congrats, you'll got drafted,
not and then that would be larious old exactly. Well,
(01:50):
you know, maybe they'll do it next year. They probably
watching right now, you know, he watches watch. That's why
didn't we do that?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This exactly is.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Kicking himself anyway, All right, where that rip roaringly funny
prank call Later in the show, Before we get into that,
we do have to address one more thing up top.
You know, people wondering, you know, the big absence everyone's
talking about. As you know, the Eagles were at the
White House the other day and well, as you noticed,
(02:17):
we were not there. Well, just to give you the insight,
did right. You know, we were obviously invited by President
Trump himself because you know, he knew how much we
helped the Eagles win, you know, convinced them to bring
Nick Foles in as a coach, which clearly sealed the deal.
But unfortunately we had a conflict. Couldn't get out of
Tony right. You know, we had tickets to this Billy
(02:38):
Joel Elton John conson and well, just to be clear,
we went for the Billy Joel Pot, not the Elton
John Pot.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, this make all right?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And just to be clear, I was in the bathroom
through the entire Elton John part. People, I'm still standing,
of course. But then after that I went right back
to the bathroom, and then right back to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Anyway, Okay, now that we've gotten all that out of
the way, cleared it all up, let's get right into
our top story.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Sure, all right, first out the gate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know, so much reaction to this Shad Sanders dropped
it all the way to the fifth round. And Tony,
we've heard all the stories they hear say it's time
or get to the truth, as we always do for you,
you know, first off, many people out there, including Steven A. Smith,
they're saying that the NFL colluded against Shadur And well,
(03:28):
that's clearly what happened here, isn't it, Tony?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Absolutely, this is a very clear case of collusion. You see,
the NFL scouts and coaches and owners all clearly colluded
to watch the exact same film on Shador Sanders, and
then after watching that film, they all clearly colluded to
decide that he was a mediocre, overrated, poor excuse for
(03:53):
a quarterback, and then they all colluded to not draft them.
Pretty convenient that hundreds of people came to the exact
same conclusion, isn't it. It's just that beehive mentality that
unfortunately invades us society as a whole.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So well, said Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And then you know, we've just seen this type of
collusion against so many quarterbacks through the years, like you know,
Cody Kessler. There's one year, Ryan Mallet, another one Ryan Mallet,
John Skelton, remember him.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh guy Hotly, and then uh what's his name? Who
could forget about Brody Croyle. It's just yeah, it's just
so unfaired all of them. And uh, well, moving to
another side of the shade Sanders blame game. You know,
many people they're also blaming his father, Dion, for hurting
his son's draft stock by over hyping him and you know,
(04:43):
teaching him how to be a fla ling egomaniac. But
you know, you can't blame Dion here for what happened
to Shadur, can you, Tony?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know, we know Dion Sanders is one of the
all time best at what stopping exactly that's right. He
was a master at making all quarterbacks look terrible, great
quarterbacks like Dan Marino, Dan Fouts, Boomerisiasin and now his
own son. It's just that pure cornerback instinct that he
(05:14):
can't stop.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just terrific football and also parental analysis that Tony, and
you know, people, these morons they're saying Shadeur Sander's career
has started out on a bad note. Oh cool, and
not going to the Browns is somehow bad for him.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't think that at all, do you, Tony? Not
at all?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
If you look at the stats, you'd clearly see that
Shadoor Sanders is already the fourth best QB in Browns
team history. He's thrown zero interceptions, which is a franchise record,
and he's lost zero games, so he's undefeated.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
So by my ranking, I currently have Shadoor Sanders at
number four, behind Bernie Kozar, Joe Flacco and Spurgeon Win.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Just undeniable statistical analysis that, Tony, And we're talking about stats.
I mean, that's not the only statistical comparison that works
in Shadeur's favor, Isn't that right, Tony?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Absolutely, Shaudeur especially stacks up well when you compare his
stats to fellow Brown's QB Deshaun Watson. You'll put up
that graphic allegations Shoudour has zero, DeShawn has twenty three
possible felonies shudure again zero, Dashaun seventy two wow, and
(06:36):
times caught masturbating during a massage again Shadour Goosegg DeShawn
are whopping two thousand, two hundred and seventy three.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Just more great statistical analysis there by you, Tony, and.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Thank you oh to this.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Now do we even have to bother with this crap?
Let's get this out of the way here. I guess
we have to address some blow back from our show
last week. In this PC society, PC society we live
in exactly. You know, we said last week we liked
the Eagles drafting player Gihad Campbell. Yeah, because it sent
(07:13):
the right message that we mean war, you know, jihad.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, people that coming out of the woodwork saying well,
we're misunderstanding what the term meant and that it was
quote offensive, and you know, people, they're just clearly taking.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
This all the wrong way, aren't they, Tony.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
We didn't mean any offense to the Muslim community. No,
we were merely saying that we're such big fans of
Jihad the player, and we hope you will lead us
into battle, rush our enemies into extinction, and help us
convert all non Eagles fans into Eagles fans so that
they'll accept Ayatola Siriani and avoid burning an eternal hell fire.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Exactly. That's what we're trying.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Again. What see, you're doing it again.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You're doing it again. What's your problem? Thing?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But by the way, his name isn't pronounced gi Hud,
it's Jihad.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh I see as in g our producer is a
fucking douchebag?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Or g is that an inverted penis that you have?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
There you go get out of here.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Is um talking dummy? Just be quiet, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
But that is a good segue, Tony by you, because
on the subject of penises, we do have to talk
about the story from last week. You know, Anthony Edwards,
the basketball player, he was fined fifty thousand dollars telling
a fan quote, my dick is bigger than yours. Now
we came out, we said this is totally fine as
it is, and now people again getting offended coming after
(08:54):
us saying it was wrong and that sort of behavior
doesn't belong in basketball. Well, those people have totally been
proven wrong, haven't they.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Donty, look at the psychological effect it's had on the Lakers.
Anthony Edwards is getting so many open shots because they're
afraid to get too close to that massive penis.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yep. Nobody wants to get accidentally grazed by it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You know, this is a good lesson for all NBA
coaches and players when evaluating players.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Size matters penis size. Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Frankly, this was such a brilliant strategy by the ant
man to play the mental game and the penile game
as well the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Super shot basketball and also anatomical analysis that Doty and oh,
by the way, you'll see this, Doty, what do you
think of when Giannis headbutted tyres Halliburton's dad after the
Pacers Bucks game.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You know, I think Tyrese's dad definitely got grazed by
Giannis's massive penis.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, no, no, I meant what do you just think
of the fighting.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The head But oh oh, I didn't watch any of
the Pacers Bucks series, so you know I missed it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, I missed it till Tony. Also, nobody cares. You know,
I didn't even know they were playing exactly. So let's
just move on to this.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
People reacting to this bizarre sixty minutes interview involving Bill
Belichick in his hot but also kind of crazy in
a scary way girlfriend Jordan Hudson. Now, when the interviewer
asked how they met, Hudson interrupted Belichick and said, quote,
we're not talking about that, yeah, and Tony, you know,
good for them, right, because we certainly don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's their business, not ours.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And we will never be dabbling, you know in gossip
and rumors like no.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That is their business, and shame on that journalist and
everyone else for even one thing to know how they met.
If these people were real football fans, they would leave
them alone. Your only dirtbag fans care about that garbage.
Your only fans like that care about that trash. Your
only fans like that would ask such an invasive and
(11:06):
disrespectful question. Yep, we will not subscribe to any outlandish
accounts that should stay behind closed doors, pay walls, or whatever.
We certainly will not be speculating about any of that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Just a minute, donty hold on a producer back there.
He's looking at us all weird. What you've got a problem?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Uth?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What? What's your problem? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It just sounded like you're insinuating they met on OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
What get your mind out of the gutter, bro, shame
on you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You see you're one of those garbage fans. Yeah, you're
one of those garbage fans.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Discussion, Ugh, bringing the show down?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Never Yeah, I just stopped interrupting.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
There.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
We gotta get to this. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
The NFL another bonhead move here. They just went and
fined the Atlanta Falcons for this absolute lookly hilarious prank call,
just totally and it said unbelietally funny.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
We would get eye and laughing. I would die and laugh.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
They just thought so many smiles and laughs to draft day,
you know, which is so serious.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Exactly, the light, the mood exactly. You know, people they
just don't have a sense of humor anything really, and
they really don't you know.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So many angles we could talk about here. You know,
I will say one thing. If there's someone who does
need to be blamed, it's not that genius kid comedy
genius who made the call. It's this fool of a
dad he's got. The dad is the one who should
be blamed because the dad was the one who left
his iPad open.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So he could find Shadera's number, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And it just that explains a lot though, and he
doesn't it it does.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You know, for years people are wondering how on earth
the Patriots could have come back from being down twenty
eight three against the Falcons in the Super Bowl. Well,
now this hole should do a prank call. Mess makes
it perfectly clear. Sloppy Falcons coach must have left his
iPad open right next to the Patriots locker room at
(13:06):
halftime and the Patriots were able to see all their plays.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's the only explanation, the only explanation.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, it has to be anyway, But about this prank
call just so totally hilarious, you know, just made the
draft so entertaining as brank calls always part of the weekend. Yeah,
and you know, well, you know, we're known on our
show for having a very great sense of humor. People
coming up to us saying how much they love how
we you know, Produsa and tell him he has a
(13:37):
no penis or maybe a backwards penis, and they just
love it so makes you know they We're gonna take
that comedic talent that we have and what we're gonna
do right now is we're gonna do a prank call
of our own honor.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm gonna take out my phone right now, and you
know what I'm gonna know, here's what we came up with.
Give the Atlanta Falcons a little taste of their brank
call comedy medicine. What we're gonna do is we're gonna
call the Atlanta Falcons right now and prank them.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Get ready for l O LS. It's going to be
so funny. You're gonna you're gonna love roll on the floor.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
L O L.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You're gonna love it. In fact, if you're driving right now,
you may want to just you're gonna bello welling so odd.
You don't want to endanger anyone. Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call the Falcons and I'm gonna tell them
I'm Howie Roseman, Okay, And what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm gonna propose a trade.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'm gonna tell him we want to trade Jalen Hurts
for for a six round pick. And what if their
crappy quarterbacks perfect. You're gonna love it. You're gonna you're
gonna they're gonna be not knowing what's going on. It's
gonna be saying this madness all over it. I got
the I got the main phone number on I'm on
(14:57):
the Atlanta Falcons website.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Here we go, Donny, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
We're sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
The number you have dialed is not in service. What
they disconnected the phone? What they they're pranking up? Calling
the number on the website. I mean, here you go,
don'ty look at that. That's the number. I'm gonna call
it again.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Here see people, make sure you can see did they
just disconnect the number of those whips?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Here we go. Yeah, here we go, Tony calling it again. Okay, yeah,
do it again.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
We're sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
The number you have dialed is not in service.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
What they disconnected their phone?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
They are so what they must be getting Somebody must,
I guess other people may have come up with the.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Content the bank. They must have done that.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Somebody tipped them off that we were gonna do this.
They knew it was somebody. Maybe they're listening live right now.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
They might they Yeah, they probably pulled the line out
of the wall.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Maybe just so many people trying to prank. Sorry, Wow,
this is what we've got. We've got breaking those hit
that sound up?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
All right? This just did.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The entire Falcons organization has been shut down, cease operations.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And it's clear what happened, Tony. He realized why they suck.
For all these years they've been leaving iPads all around,
people getting.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Phone numbers plays. That is why the Falcons suck. Now
we know somebody into this system exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So they realized we gotta they gotta shut it all day,
shut it down. And well, you know, they finally understand unbelievable, unbelievable,
breaking those there you go journals, Just what away to
wrap the show.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Send this episode straight to the bullets.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's time all time, man, don't forget hey, visit our
merchan store.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Someone. I wish we could shut down his communication though,
exactly why what corrections?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah you said Spurgeon win is the third best quarterback
in Brown's history. Uh check the stats, bro, I did.
He was zero and three as a starter in his
entire career. That's a winning percentage of zero percent.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm going to be
the starter of a fire inside your apartment.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah you know what's also zero percent? Your penis measurement?
Oh what he's still talking? Why still going?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
What you said?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Dion saying there's played against Dan Fouts? Yeah, bro, legendary battles. Bro, No, no, no,
that's impossible. Dan Fouts retired in nineteen eighty seven and
Dion was drafted in nineteen eighty nine, so there's no
way they could have played against each other.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Oh yeah, well, Mention d on again, and I'm going
to cut your d off.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
You want to know what else is impossible? You penetrating
a woman.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Talk?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And what you said that people have a beehive mentality.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, you're one of them. Yeah, sheep.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I've literally never heard anyone say that. The saying is
hive mentality, not beehive.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, the saying is you're a douchebag. You know what.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You've also heard nobody say that's a big penis.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh, you want.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
To talk about something big, we'll talk something big next week.
Just booked on the show super Bowl Hero Eagles Legend.
Nick follows, you know that will be when we actually
hugs win that on and he'll talk us of course.
And I don't forget forget. You go rate and review
this show on I podcast. You go to the merchan store,
(19:08):
you buy all the merchants, drive to the.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Donate.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Great job as always, same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Here you go. We'll see if people next week.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
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